but i'm tired of messing with this one

anonymous asked:

boyfriend jungkook??? i hope i'm not rude :)

oh good lord he’s too cute 

Originally posted by apgujeon

  • the boy isn’t super experienced so he probably asks you a lot about how relationships work 
  • he really likes you and doesn’t wanna mess up over something stupid so he’ll be like “do couples do this? what about this?”
  • gah so cute.
  • “i’m the golden maknae and you’re my golden gf/bf” 
  • looks up lame pick-up lines and memorizes a bunch so he can tell them to you randomly 
  • like one day y’all are on the couch making out and he suddenly pulls away and is like “if you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber” 
  • is smiling super big and you’re just like :| boy if you don’t 
  • he would give the bestest cuddliest warm hugs 
  • him constantly singing songs whether it be bts songs or just ones stuck in his head the boy is always singing 
  • never sounds bad of course 
  • his voice might break but he just keeps goin 
  • he likes going on adventures with you because he started training at such a young age and then debuted as well 
  • so if hes got free time yall are exploring something
  • wearing matching masks when you two go out so fans don’t recognize you 
  • not supe r clingy but loves attention 
  • taking couple selfies with semi-matching outfits
  • taking dumb pictures of him to post on twitter 
  • going to anime shops 
  • just to malls in general because he likes shopping with you 
  • the type to be like “i’m the golden maknae i can do anything” to “am i really good enough” in half a second :-(
  • but you reassure him that he’s amazing and that so many people across the world love him, including you 
  • and he’s good to go 
  • will always worry because bts are popular and he doesn’t always have time for you 
  • like what if you arent feeling well or get upset while he’s gone 
  • “can you rub my back pretty please~~~~~~~~~”
  • takes u to the studio and teaches you couple dances omg imagine dancing to now with him 
  • is super ridiculous but y’all still learn the dance somehow 
  • youd be the one cooking all the time and jungkook would LOVE it 
  • would tease you like “are u sure u can get that???” 
  • grabs what you need but still holds it out of your reach 
  • can’t cook on his own but he likes helping you do smaller things
  • probably tries to fuck you in the kitchen but youre like “boy im trying to cook us FOOD go use ur hand” 
  • “but my hand isn’t you” 
  • LOL BYE 
  • sharing memes with other while hes on tour 
  • if u send him an old meme he won’t let u forget 
  • shows the boys “LOOK LOL (y/n) sent me a dead meme”
  • likes taking videos of y’all (sexual or not idrk) 
  • watches them on tour when he misses you
  • which results in pouty kook cuz “they’re so faaaaaar” 
  • “so faaaaaar away” 
  • “yoongi stfu” 
  • you wear his pikachu onsie while he’s gone and take a selfie to send him
  • boy literally dies. responds with; headlines: bts’ very own golden maknae passes away due to cuteness 
  • wearing whatever clothing of his at your place while he’s on tour becomes tradition and he’s always like “baaaaaaabe where’s my selfie” 
  • jk the type to freak the fuck out when you post a selfie
  • spams you oh lord 
  • you’ve probably blocked him a couple times or 20
  • ur #1 fan in whatever you do 

I like the idea of Ford being the one to have the most trouble censoring himself around the kids. Meanwhile Stan is just waiting for Ford to mess up again so he has to add another dollar to the new swear jar while Stanley looks smug about it.

And Ford doesn’t know how Stanley manages to never swear, since he remembers young Stan having a sailor’s mouth. So he’s still surprised every time Stanley stubs his toe and shouts “HOT BELGIAN WAFFLES!!”

And it feels like all that comes out of my mouth are apologies.
    I’m sorry.
I never do anything right, I am always messing something up.
   I’m sorry.
I don’t do enough for people, I’m not good enough sometimes.
   I’m sorry.
But I’m trying, I’m trying so hard to do things right for you.
   I’m sorry.
I want to be good enough for you, but I’m just so tired of trying.
   I’m just so tired of saying sorry.
—  sorry for being the apologetic one

some morning kandreil headcanons 

  • none of them are morning people 
  • which means it takes them forever to get out of bed 
  • especially because bed is warm and cozy and there are pretty boys there who are sleep soft and want to kiss you 
  • breakfast is a mess
  • they all knock into each other in the kitchen because even though they’re Graceful Athletes they haven’t quite got the hang of moving around each other in such a confined space
  • which leads to some broken mugs 
  • one of which was secretly andrew’s favourite 
  • grumpy exclamations of ‘whoever finishes the fucking coffee put on another fucking pot its common courtesy’ happen daily 
  • sir and king get fat because no one answers when neil asks if anyone has fed the cats (andrew always does it first thing in the morning but he never mentions it for god knows what reason) so they get fed again 
  • kevin asks at least once a month ‘who the fuck ate my all bran?’ 
  • neil and andrew get shitty because ‘we don’t eat that crap don’t blame us because you ate it all and forgot to buy more’ 
  • kevin turns his nose up at andrew’s fruit loops. andrew Does Not Care
  • someone is always left having to take a cold shower because kevin takes twenty-five fucking minutes every morning 
  • seriously what is he even doing in there kevin’s vanity is a nightmare sometimes 
  • they try exactly one (1) time to cut down their water usage by all showering together
  • needless to say it doesn’t go at all how they planned (but exactly how you’d expect) (i should expand on this it’s not dirty but i’ll let you think what you want) 
  • these boys are a mess and mornings suck but they get a good system going eventually 
Next Generation HP Things
  • Teddy is “the cool cousin.” 
  • James is “that little bastard who keeps messing up his potions on purpose to see the ‘pretty fireworks’”. 
  • Albus is “oh god, not another one. He’s going to be just like his brother!” (except he’s not just like his brother. He actually tries.)
  • Lily is a sweetheart. Need I say more? She’s obviously a sweetheart. Except… she’s got a bit of her oldest brother’s mischievous streak, so she likes to explode potions, too. 
  • Scorpius and Albus are friends and both in Slytherin, because I like the idea of a Potter being in Slytherin, but I’m not too fond of the “Scorpius HAS to be not Slytherin thing.”
  • Everyone thinks they’re dating. They’re THAT pair of friends that always sits really close together and steals each other’s pumpkin juice and shares books. 
  • They aren’t? They are? Who knows?
  • Lysander and Lorcan are really popular in their houses. One is Ravenclaw and one is Hufflepuff and they’ve got a whole tutoring system set up with Rose.
  • Rose is, in the teachers’ books, “most likely to get out of here alive, just like her mom.”
  • Teddy gets a job at Hogwarts doing Merlin-knows-what because Harry has a life crisis and is like, “I NEED SOMEONE KEEPING AN EYE ON MY CHILDREN SO THEY DON’T DIE LIKE I NEARLY DID!!!!!”
  • Neville offers but Harry’s like, “Neville, you had enough dealing with me.” and Neville’s like, “You’re right. Good plan.”
  • Victoire is a healer. She’s really damn good at it. 
  • George’s kids are banned from having any of their dad’s merchandise on campus. The teachers just aren’t taking the chance. 
  • Draco and Harry are Quidditch Dads who have angry face-offs in the bleachers even though their kids are on the SAME DAMN TEAM. It’s ridiculous. 
  • Headmistress McGonagall gives the two of them detention before remembering they graduated and have jobs and lives. 
  • They’re nice guys (are they?) so they sit through two hours of detention with Aunt Minerva (but don’t call her that if you want to live). 
  • Rose and Hugo are inseparable Hugo’s first year because he’s nervous as hell, but then he makes friends and starts a club devoted to continuing  his uncles’ (Fred and George’s) legacy as pranksters. 
  • Everyone thinks it’s Roxanne and Fred II until Hugo feels guilty and turns himself in. 
  • The teachers are SHOCKED. 
  • He gives them the Sad Weasley Eyes and gets his detention time cut in half. 
  • Scorpius and Albus get too close to each other during Quidditch and Albus knocks Scorpius off his broom. It looks like he could do one of two things: Catch the goddamn snitch or rescue his friend. 
  • He doesn’t think twice before rescuing his friend.
  • Later everyone asks Scorpius if he was scared and he says, “For a second, but then I remembered Al was right there and I wasn’t scared anymore. I knew he’d help me, ‘cause I’d do the same for him.”
  • Cue the chorus of “aaaaaaaawwwwwwww!”
  • I’m done here. It’s midnight and I’m rambling and my sister would be so ashamed. 

@aslightstep I honestly have absolutely no idea. I do know 616 Tony appeared to die back in the Secret Wars days, and then Battleworld was a mess with like seventeen different Tonys and then Reed Richards’ kid helped reshape the universe that is the current mainstream one. And the Tony in this universe is implied to have gone through a Superior moment (or at least the SIM armor exists??). A Civil War happened. Bunch of assorted stuff from 616’s background happened. Like. I don’t know.

Honestly, it’s kind of like the vol. 3 reboot in that Marvel reached Peak Tony Stark Nonsense and then restarted his series and it was like. What version of Tony is this. What happened to Teen Tony. Is this an AU. Did he die or did he fake his death. How. I don’t know. etc etc etc the difference is that back then Marvel just like, accepted that they’d done something embarrassing so v3 honestly reads like “yeah you know let’s just… ignore that whole thing and move on” while current Marvel makes it impossible for you to ignore the nonsensicality of their continuity because they insist on hinting Something’s Up and on hyping up the mystery of it and all when really. Really. This is honestly so annoying like I don’t even know if Tony has a relationship with half the people he encounters because those people ALSO seem to be weird amalgams and soft/hard reboots of themselves, like how did basic Avengers history go down in this universe? I have no actual idea

I decided that sleep is not importants and that I haven’t used watercolour in a while so have a very crummy picture of a sort of a ghost Stan.

Before you ask, yes, his heart is made of magma (I don’t remember who’s idea that was)

okay so I was playing overwatch and got tired of playing quick play cuz people were being super rude and unnecessary (ugh) and I decided to make a custom game to play by myself vs AI

except I’ve never made custom games before and I fucked up somewhere along the way and made everyone McCree????

and I do mean EVERYONE

(ofc I made myself Hanzo lmao)


fuck you too McCree 7

dear lord it’s a mess

of course they all commended me in the end (because no McCree can resist commending Hanzo)

except for McCree 8 cuz McCree 8 sucks

…well it was a fun experience but seriously

do you know how many times I had to hear ITS HIIIIIIIGH NOOON


One of us had to get hurt, and as always that was me…

Originally posted by theunknowngirlsworld


guys, this is such a Klance song from Keith’s perspective

his deepest darkest fear is canonically his feelings, and this is a song about struggling with wanting to fall in love but being afraid of it too,,,y’all,,please listen to it its so beautiful,,

I love how antis use S//hiro’s appearance to ‘prove’ he’s older when if you look at S//hiro before his capture he looks really young. Not to mention, despite the attitude he’s been forced to take on as ‘leader’ he’s just another one of them and messes around just like the rest of them. He’s built the way he is and even has white hair because of the stress and trauma he’s been through.

It’s like antis forget and/or try to erase S//hiro’s trauma and PTSD, which has not only physically but mentally aged him which is a direct result of, you guessed it, emotional and physical trauma.

Plus they’re using his voice too now…and while I disagree and think Jo//sh ke//aton gives S//hiro a young adult voice even if it does have a lower pitch the VA literally can’t help that so that’s a bull shit reason. VA tone =/= character age.

But in the end the important issue is that sh//iro has been forced through so much shit under the aliens hands that his body and his mind have been forced to leave behind the young man who was excited to see space–and that its ben one year in canon, not like 35–

Antis seriously act like sh//iro was gone so long he’s in his 30′s-40′s now–seriously it’s been one year since he went from slightly-built garrison student to overly buff and big paladin, his body has nothing to do with his age.

Get over it.

Simon waking up one morning in and noticing the bed next to him is empty and so he reaches towards the floor to pull on the closest shirt and once he’s got it on he realizes it’s Baz’s and it hangs halfway to his knees and he looks at himself in the mirror and hugs it closer to hum so he can smell cedar and bergamont and his eyes are doing the half closed thing and he’s got this little smile on his face and his hair is a mess and then Baz walks in with a cup of coffee and sees him and then walks out bc nosebleed or something

Day 5: Orgasm Control

Saitama is clueless as to how long he has been keeping Genos on the edge for, but Genos truly looks like a hot mess. His humanoid torso is covered in sweat and his face is flushed, his mouth hanging open wantonly. His hair is plastered to his forehead and spread out on the pillow like a halo. Saitama thinks Genos looks like a sex god.
He’s balls-deep in Genos yet he is stilled, kissing his way from his collarbone to his mouth. His fingers are squeezed around the base of Genos’ shaft to keep him from reaching his climax. It’s not fair, but it’s oh so enjoyable to tease Genos.
Genos squirms underneath Saitama, his legs twitching on his sensei’s shoulders.
“P-Please, Saitama!” He cries softly, gripping onto Saitama’s cheeks to pull him to his lips. Saitama eagerly kisses Genos, but he pulls say much too quickly.
“Genos, this is a lesson from you’re sensei.” Saitama says, sitting up straight and gently rocking his hips.
Genos’ eyes widen, but he listens patiently.
“It’s all about patience. If you want to cum, then you gotta be patient. Just like in the middle of a fight or something- you can’t just rush into things.” Saitama waves his free hand idly during his bullshit explanation. Genos is listening intently with a stern gaze, nonetheless. “So I’m gonna fuck you. And you can’t cum until I say. Kay?”
Genos slowly nods, sinking his teeth into his bottom lip. Saitama leans forward to replace Genos’ teeth with his own, allowing his tongue to wiggle into the cyborgs mouth.
He begins to thrust his hips into Genos slowly, gyrating his groin against Genos’ ass. It’s a painful pace, but will properly prolong their activities. Saitama can’t help himself, especially once Genos gets like this, all hot and bothered. Saitama begins to thrust at a faster pace, pulling himself all the way out before slamming back in. With each thrust in, Saitama grunts and Genos mewls. It’s a beautiful melody, the sound of their breeding.
Saitama feels himself growing closer to the edge, and he grunts out for Genos. When he feels himself practically spilling, he lets go of his grip on Genos’ cock.
The two orgasm in tandem, both shivering at the pleasurable release. Genos clutches to Saitama like he is a lifeline, biting harshly into his shoulder and wailing at his finally reached release.
Saitama sighs contently and pulls his softening member out of Genos.
“See how good you were, being all patient?” Saitama teases, scooping up the seed that spills from Genos’ hole and pushes it back inside.
He glances towards Genos, grinning when he sees the messy look on his disciples face; his teeth ground together and his eyes rolled back.
“Still feeling it?” Saitama snickers, latching his mouth onto Genos’ neck. “Good.”