but i'm tired and i'm not gonna feel like it at 7:30 tomorrow morning

Things I have said/Ive been told Sentence rp meme
  • "How are you so small/tall yet you are over flowing with hate and anger?"
  • "I swear if I hear more vine memes from the same people I will screech like a demon being drowned in holy water."
  • "Oh dear Lord I'm surrounded by vine meme trash."
  • "Aren't we tumblr meme trash though?"
  • "Get that trash outta here before I throw your phone into the lake."
  • "I wonder if one day a cannon that shoots chanclas/flip-flops at people will exist."
  • "I would pay to see a chancla/flip-flop firing cannon to be made in GTA."
  • "They are so angry, just look at them."
  • "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE BELIEF IN ME."
  • "HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET UP THERE?!"
  • "I DONT KNOW HOW THE FUCK I GOT UP HERE BUT JUST KNOW I AINT COMING DOWN."
  • "Please I was born a badass, my first word was 'shit', I'm not kidding."
  • "How the hell do you know so many curse words like damn."
  • "I AM SO CLOSE TO THROWING MY BOOK/PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM."
  • "PENCIL NO WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME?!"
  • "Oh they screech."
  • "Well they are slowly dying inside."
  • "My current emotion is the only guy in an aerobics video in the back who has eyes that literally say 'help me,they have my soul captive,kill me'."
  • "HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DO THAT?!"
  • "I DONT KNOW, I THINK IT WAS THE SPIDERS"
  • "I AM MADE OF PURE RAGE AND BADASSNESS SO DONT TEST ME."
  • "Oh there they go."
  • "Oh great look what you did, you killed them."
  • "Welp tomorrow I'm going to be executed."
  • "Please stop chasing the squirrel, you already failed 7 times."
  • "I have no clue on how I'm functioning on only 2 hours or so of sleep."
  • "SLEEP IS NOT EASY TO DO SOMETIMES PEOPLE."
  • "EY TRAIN, QUIT BLOWING YOUR HORN YA NASTY."
  • "ITS 8: 30 IN THE MORNING THIS IS AN UNGODLY HOUR TO BE AWAKE ON A WEEKEND."
  • "Touch me or wake me up for no good reason, you're going to have to sleep with the lights on and one eye open."
  • "How do you even manage to whistle in your sleep?"
  • "Oh I don't know probably because you ATTACKED ME IN YOUR SLEEP SOME HOW!?!!!"
  • "I would honestly date my phone or my book if I could."
  • "One day more......till i can finally sleep all day."
  • "WHO THE HELL WAKES UP AT 6: 30 IN THE MORNING ON THE BEGINNING OF A WEEKEND."
  • "Well look what you did, you fucked up some perfectly good ocs."
  • "Well look at what they did they fucked up a perfectly good person, now look at them, they have anxiety and other problems now."
  • "Well that isn't creepy at all."
  • "I'm sorry but I am getting a 'horror movie where everyone dies' vibe and it is not getting weaker."
  • "Uh no I rather not cause I don't want to end up being killed by a psychopathic killer in a cliche horror movie way, because someone idiotic that it was a good idea to fuck with the paranormal."
  • "Get that demon item outta here before I set it on fire and throw it into an abyss."
  • "I like how we had bonded over very gruesome stuff that we are fans of."
  • "Do you see their face? That is a face of someone who gets very happy at the mention of murder."
  • "This is coming from the person who giggles like an idiot when someone says the word 'murder', and yet you are okay with it."
  • "Aw hell nah, you have fun with that, I ain't messing with no oujia board."
  • "Come near me with that crap, I'm gonna drop kick ya into next century."
  • "How do you keep getting hurt everyday?"
  • "Managing to get hurt almost every single day is a gift."
  • "Oh did you see that? My faith in myself was just shredded to nothingness."
  • "Wow thanks for lowering my self confidence there buddy."
  • "Oh yes it's not like I'm screaming bloody murder at the top of my lungs, possibly breaking a world record on the inside everyday."
  • "Oh no, I'm always tired."
  • "Why am I always tired? I'm to tired to explain it."
  • "I would yell at you but I'm too tired and I don't give a damn at the moment."