but i'm sick of messing with it

Dodie Clark Themed Asks
  • Intertwined: Can you sing?
  • Absolutely Smitten: Describe a Crush
  • Life Lesson: Do you have any life advice?
  • Sick of Losing Soulmates: Do you have any heartbreak Stories?
  • When: Thoughts on Growing Up?
  • Ukulele: Can you play any instruments?
  • Covers: Favorite songs at the moment?
  • Fairy Lights: Describe your Aesthetic
  • Tea: What hot drinks do you like?
  • The 1975: Favorite Artists?
  • Hedy: Any Siblings/How's your relationship with them?
  • Plants: How do you decorate your room
  • Snapchat: Favorite social media
  • Paint: How much makeup do you wear?
  • She: Sexuality?
  • An Awkward Duet: Best friends
  • My Face: Post a selfie

Imagine if Michael was your math teacher.
“TEN, YOU GOT FUCKING TEN? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET TEN! THIS IS FUCKING ALGEBRA YOU SICK LITTLE SHIT, WHO THE FUCK COULD MESS THIS UP! FUCK YOU KID! FUCK YOU! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLASSROOM BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS. RRUUAHHH” *throws a chair across room*

Cuddles are the best remedy

Words: 691

Genre: Fluff (that’s all I know how to write apparently)

Warnings: Dan swears a bit, but what’s new

Description: Dan wakes up feeling unwell, and it’s way too early for him to deal with this


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I could imagine modern day marauders in potions class. James and Sirius would be messing around and pretending to do “sick vape tricks” with the steam coming off of their potions, and they would get in so much shit for it. Give me modern day marauders who are obsessed with memes, and who claim to be walking existential crisis’. I dont know y'all I just really miss the marauders.

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No more to you at this present, mine own darling, for lack of time, but that I would you were in mine arms, or I in yours, for I think it l o n g since I k i s s e d you.

happy birthday @boleynqueens!!!

[ so I’ve got around five clone children now, and I’m just sitting here laughing because ash is trying SO hard to create this perfect species and she just keeps accidentally making herself more and more problematic children, poor bab :’D ]