but i'm not totally pleased with this one

anonymous asked:

You flirt so amazingly. Give me lessons please

okay, so what you do is google “cheesy pick up lines” on your phone. then, if you want to flirt with a real life person, take a screenshot. then, set the screenshot as your lockscreen.

so if you’re unsure of what pick up line to drop, take a peek at your phone and say one of those. ;)

10/10 would recommend. it’ll work 100% guaranteed. tell me how it goes.

[@danielhowell + @amazingphil]

in honor of today’s solar eclipse, here’s this 

please do not repost or remove my caption, reblogs are great!

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Some BMC kids for the expression challenge!! (Do not repost these anywhere thanks)

Feel free to use ‘em as icons, just please be sure to credit me :3c

Bonus Ny0:

  • Chowder: Of course Bitty's going to be captain!
  • Nursey: Yeah man, I'm totally voting for him.
  • Whiskey: Doesn't he seem too soft to be captain?
  • Chowder: Whiskey, my man!! My tadpole!! If you don't vote for Bitty and he doesn't become captain, and this goes for every single one of you tiny human beings, I will make it my mission to destroy your life.
  • Chowder: Anyway who wants some leftover pie that Bitty made for us because he's perfect and deserves to be captain?

6word stories - omgcp rare pair edition

  • bittydex - he never stopped fixing that oven
  • jackrans - your worries are mine now too
  • fordo - boss those smelly boys around, babe
  • nurseshark - your smile writes its own sonnets
  • hoshit - we’ve never heard of inside voices
  • bittyrans - i bought a salmon bow tie
  • nurseylardo - you don’t need chill with me
  • jackshits - ride or die, clothes or no

If something is your passion, listen to your heart. If it’s what you love more than anything else, don’t stop doing it for anybody. 

Just close your eyes, the sun is going down
You’ll be alright, no one can hurt you now
Come morning light, you and I’ll be safe and sound


Please no shipping. :T

Je T’aime

Peter Parker x Reader

Summary: You have a huge crush on Peter. You know he doesn’t know French as well as Spanish, so you randomly flirt with him in French. Until Peter catches on.

I try to keep these as gender neutral, I’m sorry. French is very specific with masc. and fem. words, I tried.

(This is my first one, it’s short and sucks, sorry. Btw I am taking French, and I’m terrible at it so I used Google Translate. If you notice something totally off and want me to fix it, please let me know.)


     You grabbed your backup, pushing past students towards the cafeteria. Please, walk slower, it’s not like people have places to go, you thought angrily. You pushed open the lunch doors, looking around for your friends. You made eye contact with Peter from across the room, quickly smiling and waving at him. Peter smiled back and waved you over. Butterflies filled your stomach, making your face feel warm. Why is he so amazing? 

      “Hey Y/N!” Ned cheered when you sat down.

      You smiled at Ned, “What’s up guys? Anything new?”

       “Well, we have a math test next period. I hope you studied,” Peter answered.

     “Of course I did, beau garçon.” You winked in his direction, causing his face to turn a soft shade of pink. Handsome boy

    MJ snorted next to you, not even looking up from her book.

    “You know, I may not understand French, but one day I’m going to find out what you’re saying.” Peter promised.

     You shrugged, laughing. You highly doubt Peter would spend five minutes looking up the words you’ve said. Especially when he spends all of his time at that Stark Internship.  

    The bell rang, signaling the end of lunch. You packed your stuff up, before turning towards the boys, “Au revoir Ned. Au revoir, ma lune.” Goodbye Ned. Goodbye, my moon.

    Peter furrowed his eyebrows, watching you walk away with MJ. “Do you know what she said? Isn’t Spanish similar to French?” It drove him nuts not understanding what you’re saying. Sometimes he think you’re flirting with him, but he doesn’t want his hopes to get too high.

    Ned shrugged, “Doesn’t May know some French? Ask her.”

    Peter faltered his walking for a second, May knows how much he likes you, but does he really want her to be involve with it? “Yeah, okay I’ll ask when I get home.”


     The next day, you walked with MJ towards the steps of the school, talking about your science project due next class.

     “Whatever, I had it done for two weeks. But the real question is, when are you going to tell Peter you like him?” MJ casually slipped out.

     “I already did, like everyday. Not my fault he doesn’t understand me.”

     “You know he’s smart, but he’s oblivious. You call him handsome, love, moon, and you told him you loved him in French! He’s also taking Spanish, I don’t understand how he doesn’t get it.”

    “Wait, you know French? Since when? You’re not in my class.”

    “Maybe I am, you just don’t see me,” she blankly stared ahead, walking faster. 

     Shaking your head in confusion, you followed her to the doors, walking after her. Spotting Ned and Peter at their lockers, you both walked up to them. When you got closer, they glanced towards you, their conversation quickly stopping.

     MJ rolled her eyes, “No please continue your nerdy conversation. We totally care about what you have to say.”

     You elbowed MJ lightly, “Tais-toi.” Shut up. You turned towards Peter and Ned, “Salut les gars. J'aime ta chemise, Ned. Peter, tu es très beau comme toujours.” Hi guys. I love your shirt, Ned. Peter, you are handsome as always.

    Ned smiled brightly, glancing down at his shirt. While, Peter’s face turned red, he tried to cough to cover up his anxiety. Confused, you panicked for a second. They usually didn’t react, or paid attention to what you say in French.

   MJ seemed to get it, though, “Ned, they’re selling ice cream for free at the stand. Let’s go.”

   Ned looked at her, “They don’t sell ice cream here.”

   “Woah, it’s a miracle. Let’s go.” Dragging Ned away, MJ glared at you like a warning glance.

    You turned back to Peter confused, “Um, what was that?”

    He was  nervously playing with his fingers, blushing a deep red. He glanced up at you, down at his hands, and back up, holding eye contact. “I was curious about the things you’ve been saying to me. So, I asked- I asked May about some of the words you told me.”

    He didn’t actually asked May, she barely remembers how to say hello in French. He asked Pepper while he facetime Tony, Pepper being more than happy to help him out. Tony wouldn’t stop teasing him over his crush, but it’s one hundred percent worth it if you felt the same.

    Your heart loudly pumped in your chest, he knows I’ve been flirting with him, it’s all over.

     “You love saying how handsome I am,” Peter smiled widely at you. You groaned, burying your face in your hands. You were doing so well, why did he have to find out?

    “I’m sorry, I didn’t think you’d actually look it up. I’ll stop, I was just trying to practice French,” you mumbled, making up some excuse. 

    “No, please continue. I actually learned something in French, ‘Tu es belle, et j'adorerais être ton petit ami’.” You are beautiful, and I would love to be your boyfriend. That’s what Pepper told me to say, right?

     You stared at him for a second in shock, before laughing. His accent clashed with the french language, but you understood what he was saying. 

   “Je serai ton/ta petit(e) ami(e),” you couldn’t stop smiling, taking a step towards him. I would love to be your boyfriend/girlfriend.

    “I’m assuming you said yes in French,” Peter mumbled, leaning towards you, tilting his head slightly. His eyes wide, feeling excited and nervous at the same time.

    “Oui,” you whispered, meeting him half way, pressing your lips against his. YesMaybe I’ll speak more French to him.

  • Friend: Hey are you ok?
  • Me: Yeah I'm fine
  • My brain: Can we all just take a moment and realize what life would of actually been like if Connor didn't kill himself? I mean Connor was the only one to sign Evans cast and he even said "let's pretend we both have friends" he knows that Evan isn't a very social person and can't make a lot of friends either so Connor would most likely go back to Evan from time to time. Evan would feel a little awkward at first but would probably start to confide in Connor, thinking of him as a support system and the only one there for him and Connor would think the same about Evan. After time I bet they would become best friends and probably be bullied by everyone. They would go through times where they feel like they should just go away and not live anymore but they would never do it without telling the other first because they know that the other is going through the same thing and that they will know how to help. Soon they would start dating. They would secretly think of themselves as the perfect pair while everyone just looked at them and say "those freaks are meant for each other!" But they know why they are the perfect pair. It's because they can trust one another and can be there for one another and they know that if one of them decides that they want to leave and forget all the pain in their lives the other one would never be the same. They will both stay strong for each other. For forever.
  • Me: *tearing up* I'm totally fine

goodnight-friend-deactivated201  asked:

HELP ME I MET AN ANTI-SJW THAT WASN'T A COMPLETE ASSHOLE AND NOW I THINK I'M GOING DOWN THE RED PILL PATH PLEASE TELL ME MRAS ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE

TW for domestic violence, abuse, harassment

Hi there!

Most people aren’t total assholes. Like these folks.

I’m sure they could be quite pleasant if you were white. Bake you a pie and sh*t like that. 

In related news: when you look at domestic abusers, a common experience is for friends and neighbors to say, “I can’t believe this, they were always so nice to everybody!” Except their victims. 

ONE PERSON NOT BEING A MONSTER AT ALL TIMES TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON DOES NOT VALIDATE A HATEMONGERING, SERIAL TERRORIZING MOVEMENT. 

Red-Pillers are a hate movement against women and this is beyond well documented. FYI on this site they get zero platform, try to troll the comments and enjoy your ban.

Here’s your daily reminder of what MRAs really are: https://twitter.com/TakedownMRAs

This may help: look yourself in the mirror, and repeat 10 times, “I am thinking about spending all my time online attacking the people who are actually trying to make the world a better place for women and LGBTQIA+ folks.” Repeat as needed.

For more info on the connection between Gamergaters, the alt reich and Trump’s election: “They came for the nerd girls first”: Ignoring Gamergate’s “weaponized trolling” carried a price

Update: here’s another great resource for leaning more about the MRA “he man woman haters club” movement.

Early MRA meeting

Website: We Hunted the Mammoth by David Futrelle

Q) A mammoth, huh? What’s this blog about?

A) Misogyny, not mammoths.

Specifically, this blog focuses on what I call the “New Misogyny,” an angry antifeminist backlash that has emerged like a boil on the ass of the internet over the last decade or so. These aren’t your traditional misogynists – the social conservatives and religious fundamentalists who make up much of the far right.

These are guys, mostly, who range in age from their teens to their fifties, who have embraced misogyny as an ideology, as a sort of symbolic solution to the frustrations in their lives – whether financial, social, or sexual.

Some of them identify as Men’s Rights Activists, trying to cast their peculiar struggle against what they see as the excess of feminism and the advantages of women as a civil rights issue of sorts. Alongside those who explicitly label themselves MRAs we find a great number of antifeminist and antiwomen activists we might call Men’s Rights-adjacent – like those in the Skeptic and Atheist subcultures who still haven’t gotten over an offhand remark Skepchick founder Rebecca Watson made about a dude in an elevator a couple of years ago.

Others proclaim themselves Men Going Their Own Way (MGTOW), declaring a sort of independence from women – while spending much of their time on message boards talking endlessly about them.

Still others see themselves as Pickup Artists (PUA), or masters of “Game,” espousing elaborate “scientific” theories of male superiority while trading tips on how best to pressure or manipulate drunk women into bed. This misogynistic wing of the PUA subculture has a considerable overlap with a subset of traditionalist and far-right blogs. Many of those in what has come to be called “the manosphere” — hey, don’t blame me, I didn’t come up with that name — don’t simply embrace misogyny; they also proudly embrace “scientific” racism and other bigotries.

Still, while some of the New Misogynists see themselves as conservatives, even “neo-reactionaries,” many identify themselves as libertarians or even as liberals. Theirs is a backlash that frames itself as a step forward.

That said, there are numerous posts here that don’t have anything to do with MRAs or MGTOWers or PUAs or any of their ilk. Sometimes I like to post cat pics.”

- David Futrelle, We Hunted the Mammoth

its-the-tenerife-sea  asked:

Hello! I have an idea for the ficlet (feel better btw!). Okay: HS AU with popular!Dean and popular!Cas, they're those two annoying guys who make funny (but also obnoxious) comments in every single class, and make stupid, flirtatious remarks to each other like "Cas looks pretty hot today guys" or "I'm totally dating Dean, everyone" etc. Only thing is, they're secretly in love, but neither will admit it. I've had this idea for a while and I'd LOVE for a talented author to execute it.

Aaaahhh it’s been too long since I’ve done a High School AU and I’ve missed it. Thanks for this one and thanks so much for asking me to fufill the prompt! I hope I do it justice :)

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“Please take your seats quickly. I want to discuss your quiz scores so we can go over any questions you may have before the final test.” Ms. Mills said with a stack of papers clutched against her chest.

Dean stretched his arms above his head as he flopped into his usual seat on the third row, next to the wall so he could lean up against it in times of extreme laziness. He sprawled out accordingly, dropping his backpack to the floor and draping his letterman jacket over his seat until the air conditioning kicked in during the middle of class like it usually did.

“Hey, hot stuff.” Dean said with a nod as Castiel sat down in the seat next to him.

“Good morning, Dean.” Castiel said, barely looking up as he aligned his binder and world history book neatly on the small desk in front of him.

“How was that student council thingy yesterday?” Dean asked, popping a piece of gum into his mouth.

“Absolutely dreary without your shining personality to brighten all of our days,” Castiel murmured, completely straight-faced.

Dean winked as Ms. Mills began talking again.

“Some of you need to look at your notes from the beginning of the year again,” she said as she began passing back the quizzes. “And some of you need to remember that - if you want full credit on the final test - the answer to ‘What are the seven wonders of the ancient world’ is not ‘Castiel Novak’s Ass’ written seven times.”

She frowned when she got to Dean’s desk, dropping the paper on his desk as the rest of the class laughed.

Dean clicked his tongue and made a finger gun at Castiel with another wink.

“Really, Dean? Don’t be childish.” Castiel said, just loud enough for everyone to hear. “We all know that’s not true. I haven’t done any squats in at least a month.”

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Fred and George having the conversation of which of them was planned, leading all the kids to get into it....
  • Fred and George: We were totally planned together because look at Mum's brothers. Totally meant to happen to honor them...
  • Ron: Please. I'm sure neither of you were planned it just happened. Me on the other hand *adjusts shirt, sitting up straighter in fake pride*
  • Bill: Seriously guys? You do realize I was the only one actually wanted right? You all just happened...
  • Charlie: Why are we discussing this? *knowing very well Molly had planned him so he wasn't bothering with the discussion*
  • Percy: *rolls eyes* because they need to feel like they are wanted, when obviously we all were wanted or we wouldn't be here...
  • Ron: Shut up Perc, you're just annoyed because you know you weren't planned. Who would want you... mum and dad just had too big of a heart to get rid of you..
  • Arthur: *pops his head into the room* Actually you're right. Only one of you was planned... Ginny, Dear, Sorry it took so long to get to you...

anonymous asked:

I don't know how to study. All through high school I never needed to and now I'm at Uni, I don't know how. I'm so stressed and so behind. Please help

Hey babe! I’ve been in your exact position before, and I know how overwhelming it feels. Building study skills basically from scratch is a lot of work, I won’t lie, but it’s totally doable! There are a few different things you’ll need to do;

1. Get a planner. Preferably a cute one that you want mind keeping on your dresser all the time. Put every single due date, reading date, class activity, everything in it. Then, go one step further and put start dates in too – at least three days before the assignment is due if it’s simple homework, longer for bigger projects. Always give yourself more time than you need. Be sure to look at your planner first thing every morning, and stick to what it says! Discipline is key. 

2. Find out your learning style. A little bit of research online can help you figure it out and give you some helpful resources to use this to your advantage. After you’ve figured this out, you can come up with a plan to effectively study for each subject. 

3. Don’t get burnt out. Studying for long periods of time without breaks is a sure fire way to not remember a thing. Give yourself plenty of breaks, and make time for friends and other things you enjoy. 

4. Learn to ask for help when you need it. This is one that I still need to get better at; I’m always afraid of inconveniencing people, but the truth is your teachers and classmates are happy to help if you need it! Go to office hours, start a study group, take advantage of on-campus tutoring if it’s available.

5. Use online resources if you need clarification. There’s so much information right at your finger tips, so take advantage of it! If you’re confused about anything, big or small, chances are someone else out there has been, too. Do a a quick search for articles or videos that may explain things more clearly than your textbook or teacher does. I’m a big fan of Khan Academy!

6. Study like you eat. I heard somewhere that you wouldn’t just eat one huge meal and hope it lasted all week, so you shouldn’t study that way either. Studying in shorter, more regular intervals will help the information stick better than just cramming right before a test.

7. Relax! You can totally handle this, it’ll just take a little time to adjust. Remember to take plenty of time to take care of yourself, both mentally and physically. Get plenty of sleep, eat as healthy as you can, and drink plenty of water. Feeling your best means you can perform your best, so make self care a priority!

Best of luck at university!

Ways to respond to homophobes
  • Homophobe: I'm okay with gays, as long as they don't flirt with me
  • Response: no one wants to flirt with you anyways
  • Homophobe: Please don't show affection in public it's gross.
  • Response: Then why are you showing your face in public it's as equally gross.
  • Homophobe: What a faggot...
  • Response: You called?
  • Homophobe: Sorry, supporting gays is against my religion
  • Response: That's totally fine, please don't force your religion on us.
  • Homophobe: Being gay is a choice
  • Response: So was your dad's choice about pulling out.
  • Homophobe: I want a gay friend
  • Response: And I want a friend who doesn't objectify me for my sexuality's stereotype.
  • Homophobe: Guys belong with girls and girls belong with guys.
  • Response: And you belong in a zoo.
  • Homophobe: Gay guys are a girl in a guy's body/Lesbians are a guy in a girl's body
  • Response: That's transgender, you uncultured swine
  • Homophobe: You're going to hell
  • Response: Aww thanks for the invitation!
  • Homophobe: You're an act against God
  • Response: You would know what that feels like.
  • Homophobe: Ew
  • Response: Please stop looking at me like that I'm not a mirror
  • Homophobe: It's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve
  • Response: You're forgetting the talking serpent who's the real fake here?
  • Homophobe: I don't want it shoved in my face.
  • Response: What face? All I see is an ass with two eyes.
  • Homophobe: So which one of you is the guy and which one of you is the girl?
  • Response: Surprise! We're gay/lesbians!
  • Homophobe: I'll pray for you.
  • Response: Nah boo I'm cute as hell I'll find someone who'll love me. But I think I need to pray for you because you're gonna have trouble finding someone who will love you with that ugly ass personality.
Hey Persona 5 fandom

I’ve gotten wind that there might be some Akeshu/Goro fans being harassed at cons and let me just say

DO NOT DO THIS. IT IS, AT BEST, EXTREMELY IMPOLITE AND AT WORST, MAKES YOU AN ASSHOLE.

It doesn’t matter if you don’t like the ship or you don’t like Goro, it gives you absolutely no right to approach real people who are doing no harm to anyone and give them a hard time.

It’s one thing to discuss a character’s shortcomings online. It’s a totally different thing to be a dick to a real person who is really just DRESSING UP or making a living and simply SELLING PRINTS.

Learn to separate fiction and reality and get your head back in the right place. And for anyone else, if possible please speak up if you see this kind of stuff going on. No one deserves this.