but i'm not even sure why i made this

Her Villainous Problem
  • What she says: I'm fine...
  • What she means: I can't believe Villainous hasn't been made into an actual 11 min show!! And even if it is made into a show, I'm sure Paperhat won't ever be canon! They'll probably tease us with Paperhat moments, but they're already making BH x Demencia moments! Paperhat will never be canon!! So the only way I'll enjoy Paperhat is in fanfics and fanart, but there's hardly any of those that will satisfy my lust for Paperhat!! WHY CAN'T IT JUST BE CANON?!! *internal gross sobbing*
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A project I was working on, and should probably get back to work on sometime (maybe).

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“We are the granddaughters of the witches you weren’t able to burn.”

MODERN WITCHES, an unwritten story by @ifallontragedy

supermiikka  asked:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't HYDRA a separate entity from nazis? I think they worked together during WW2, but became their own thing during modern day stories.

I am really never in the mood to hear people try to argue semantics about organizations that resemble Nazis, have admitted Nazi Red Skull running them, or by your admission: worked with Nazis.

They. Are. NAZIS.

I don’t give a crap if they file separate tax returns or their marketing pamphlets made sure to proclaim “Nazi? Not us!” It’s such nonsense meant to distract away from the fascistic policies, and I don’t even get why people would want to try to distance the VILLAIN ORGANIZATION from people who we already KNOW are villains. Do people love the “Hail Hydra” joke so much they want to say it unironically or something?

All because Marvel wanted a villain organization that they could collect royalties on?

EDIT: Just to be clear, not mad at you specifically and not intending any offense - just sick of that argument, sorry. XD

I feel like one of the reasons why yoonseok have such a strong bond, is because whenever yoongi starts goofing around, like singing or dancing for example, the other members will usually just laugh at him or make old man jokes. But not hoseok, whenever yoongi starts goofing around, hoseok is right there being just as goofy with him. Not even hesitating when he sees him being a dork, just immediately joins him.

21. Staying cool during a heatwave (from this list)

It was well past thirty degrees out before Ladybug and Chat Noir finally stopped for a break in their weekly patrol.

“So, can we get an akuma that, like, turns off the sun or something next?” Chat groaned where he was sprawled out on the shady, lukewarm concrete under the rooftop overhang they’d discovered together. “Just for a day. One day.”

“But then we’d have to fight in the dark,” Ladybug mumbled back, trying not to whine as she leaned (melted) against the wall by his feet. “I hate fighting in the dark.”

Her eyes felt dry when she blinked and her tongue felt cool when she licked her lips and it was really much too hot out to be doing anything that didn’t involve copious amounts of cold water, but she and Chat had a duty to the city, so patrol they would, regardless of the danger of heatstroke.

Chat sighed gustily and flopped a hand in her general direction. “Imagine I just said something really great about holding your hand. It’s too hot to think up lines.”

Ladybug laughed through her groan despite herself. “It’s too hot for holding hands, too.”

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imjustlo  asked:

Though like I get the "I think it looks wrong and so it squicks me out" thing, cuz even as a trans person, internalized transphobia is a thing and I must say I thought the same for a while, even sadly sometimes do, but there's a line between "I don't need an explanation for this" and "I'm being a dick and should work on that"

It’s certainly a thing and a fine line for some people. For me, for the longest time I was very “squicked” by f/f pairings and I wasn’t entirely sure why. They made me uncomfortable and I knew in some abstract way that they shouldn’t but there was this voice in my head that kept saying “why can’t they just be friends, why does everything have to be ruined with sex, why can’t they just be gals being pals, ugh”. But I never voiced it because well, I knew I was wrong to feel that way but I didn’t know how to deal with it.  

It took me until I was well into my 20s to realize and go “oh…I was uncomfortable with it cause it was making me realize I probably wasn’t entirely straight and I was internalizing a lot of that discomfort based on the shitty homophobic things I grew up hearing and my mother’s abject shrieking terror any time she saw me hugging another girl in case I might not be “normal” oh, oh shit, that’s what that was, oh my god” 

Now that I’m older, and I hope, a little wiser, I literally no longer give a fuck. But I still have moments every now and then when I need to weed out the remnants of that old fear and address them head on. And it’s not a comfortable experience, but then, not everything has to be nor should it be.

Breakfast Gone Wrong Starters
  • "Are eggs supposed to bleed?"
  • "You are such a child. Stop making the banana into a dick."
  • "I know we've been having some issues, but buying sugar free syrup is going a bit too far."
  • "Will you stop letting your conquests stay overnight? We can't afford to keep feeding people!"
  • "Why is there puke on this plate-- Oh. Eggs."
  • "My pancake is black. Like, goth kid wardrobe black."
  • "How do you fuck up making a waffle?"
  • "I'm going to pretend you did not just say the words 'breakfast stew.'"
  • "I don't care if it tastes like Satan's balls, the kids made breakfast and you will eat it."
  • "Buy your own damn cereal and stop stealing mine!"
  • "Ah... Yeah, your pancake art looks... great. I think."
  • "You're not supposed to put hash in hash browns!"
  • "Your roommate just passed out in their cereal."
  • "Did someone piss in the coffee machine?!"
  • "I wouldn't call the milk chunky. More of a solid."
  • "I know I made a real mess last time, but listen, I kept the batter off the ceiling this time!"
  • "I'm pretty sure that smoothie is radioactive."
  • "Why would you even make this many pancakes?"
  • "All we have left are some crackers and beer. Eat up."
  • "One strip of bacon left--"
  • "Do you know how to get flaming toast out of the toaster?"
  • "I found you curled up in the shower trying to eat an omelet. That drunk."
  • "Tequila is not a part of a balanced breakfast!"
  • "Do they deliver pizza this early? Because I am not feeling it."
  • "You just-- You just poured ranch all over your eggs."
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“Sometimes if you said Happy Birthday [to George] on the 24th he’d say, ‘It’s not my birthday.’ If you said it on the 25th he’d say, ‘You missed it.'” - Olivia Harrison

Happy birthday George ૐ

you know, we’re gonna be alright {s.m}

authors note: this wasn’t really a request and i really don’t even write imagines all that often and this is a really really old one that’s been sitting in the drafts of my personal blog for forever and a day now, so i thought why not post it while i work on finishing another imagine. english isn’t my first language so i’m sorry if i made any mistakes. this is a very short part one of a (probably) two part story with a cliffhanger at the end, so yeah, enjoy!!

triggers: mentions of a car accident.

word count: 819

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“This is a magic wall,” he says, quickly followed by, “I mean, probably. It’s not like I would anything about magic. Right? Ha, as if that would happen! Magic is.. not even…a thing? Who even knows about Magic? NOT ME, THAT’S FOR SURE. Why, I have never even seen magic in my entire life. Not once. Ever.”

Meanwhile other jokes are happening on the page and I still don’t know how I feel about this but AT LEAST IT’S BETTER THAN I WAS EXPECTING SO.

Also like. As someone who knows how heavy bookshelves are? Wow. 

As someone who knows how heavy even SMALL bookshelves are? Even when they have wheels? Even when they are not TWENTY FEET TALL AND STACKED WITH BOOKS FROM BOTTOM TO TOP? 

Guys this is more impressive than punching through a brick wall I’M TELLING YOU. 

anonymous asked:

So I just saw your answer that had this "P.S. I am secretly hoping that Disney Channel shits upon my cynicism and at least acknowledges Carlos as gay, even if they don’t put him in a relationship with Jay." I just wonder why you think so strongly he is gay? I'm not saying it's wrong, because I like the idea of him and Jay but still; I just wonder why you are so sure he is? :))

It’s not that I’m “so sure” Carlos is gay, per se.

At the time I made that post, the canonical information about Carlos suggested that he might identify as queer. E.g. feeling pleased by Jay’s laugh in Isle of the Lost, reacting shyly and trustingly to Ben in Descendants, and then…well…basically everything that was Carlos and Jay’s interactions in Descendants. In all the canonical material, Carlos’s language and behavior was queer-coded. More specifically gay-coded, once one takes into account that he didn’t show similar (romantic?) interest in female-identified persons.

Since then, the source material has swerved away from the queer coding to some degree. There’s been some (rather lazy) attempts to show him being paired with Jane, such as in Return to the Isle of the Lost.

I don’t think at this point I could say Carlos is canonically gay. (Like I, humble Tumblr denizen, ever could homg.) But I will still hold out that I think his canonical presentation is queer, whether that means bi or ace or pan or something else altogether, even if that doesn’t get explicitly acknowledged by the source material at any point.

P.S. I am still secretly hoping that Disney Channel shits upon my cynicism and at least acknowledges Carlos as queer.

HetaTube: Horrible Movies Part 5
  • England: hello everyone, and welcome back to another session of my commentary on horrible, over-paid, idiotic movies. Some of you seemed to like my previous commentaries on animated movies, so I've decided to make another video on a movie called 'Norm of the North'. Let us get started, shall we? *presses play button*
  • England: ... what is this animation?? Even my drunk arse could animate better than this shit! And animals talking? Wow, what an original idea, mate. Pretty sure your team of writers are just a bunch of toddlers drawing these animals in crayon!
  • England: Are these gerbils with him? What? How? I thought we're in the South Pole? And who in their bloody right mind would want to build a fucking condo in the Arctic?? What sort of torture is that???
  • England: *eyes twitching* is no one going to question the bear in New York City?? Where are the cops? Whoever thought that this was a bright idea should be given a dictionary on what right ideas are. Either that or a slap on the head!
  • England: *groans* why though?? Why would you make humans look like the definition of aliens?? My mother would draw them better on rocks and walks with a piece of chalk made by these animator's tears!
  • England: I'm sorry, but I can't even finish the movie. I don't give a crap about what happens in the end, because I don't give shits on this stupid polar bear! Canada's bear has more personality than this poor-excuse of an animal! If I had to rate this movie I would say that it's a number only seen through black magic, because I'm sure that's what the director used to trick people into making this. That movie was so painful to watch and I recomend toddlers to watch it because at least when they throw something at the movie screen, they won't be blammed or fined.

Briana and Olivia’s periscope in April 2016:

“It just hurts so much when they say Freddie isn’t real, because he is! He’s just the sweetest thing! He’s so precious, and—”

pxtionmaster  asked:

Okay so something that bothers me when people discuss Severus reaction to finding the Pottors murdered is that they bring up how he hugs Lilly's dead body as if it is something horrible to do? And I know it's not even in the books but even if it was I don't see why that is made out to be so horrible? Because if I was in his place I would do the same if I found my best friend/someone I loved dead. And it's not like he left Harry to suffer. I'm sure he alerted Dumbledore right after.

The whole idea is to make everything he does creepy even when it isn’t. Severus holding Lily who was his former best friend is creepy because Harry was in the background crying and he stepped over James’ corpse. It doesn’t matter that Harry wasn’t dying or in immediate danger, Severus justifiably hated James, and he was grieving. 

Severus threatening to poison Trevor is creepy because Neville almost was the chosen one. It doesn’t matter that it was Severus’ dumbass way of motivating Neville. It’s just creepy because he wanted to possess Lily. Somehow.

Severus fought for the order not out of remorse but because he wanted to own Lily. It doesn’t matter that he was Dumbledore’s man for 20 years and that Lily was dust at this point.

anonymous asked:

Linnéa, I had this thought late last night that they had released the text conversation between Sana and Isak a day early. Because why would she (jokingly) reference 60k? That made a lot more sense after yesterday's clip about the russ bus. Five girls would each need 60k to make 300k. And Isak did just say to Even that he'd be staying longer to study. I'm pretty sure they messed up the release date of the Monday's text and it was supposed to come out yesterday.

‼️‼️OMG!!!!! THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!!! WHAT!!!!!! Mindblown!!

Huge Rant

So I just watched the trailer for 13 Reasons Why on Netflix. I’ll preface this by saying that this is one of my favorite books because of how it sheds light on how no matter whether you mean to or not, you have an impact on someone else’s life. That being said, here is why Netflix has capitalized on mental illness issues and bullying. (Spoilers will be included if you want to stop reading)

#1-This book is about suicide and the impact of others on the victim. It is NOT a “mystery” of her death. We know what happened. It’s clearly stated in the beginning of the book how and why she killed herself.

#2-It is very obvious from the trailer that there will be a heater romance in the show. THAT IS NOT THE POINT OF THE STORY!!! But naturally the heteronormative and ignorant society we live in today makes that budding relationship absolutely imperative apparently.

#3-Lastly, the trailer shows immediately that the people who wrote this do not care about sticking to the book because of how incorrectly they portray the relationship between the victim and the main character.

This book has always been very important to me and I’m sure many others as well who have struggled with mental illness and have thought about or even attempted suicide because of the actions of others. It pisses me off to no end that Netflix would allow this to be made.

servantofclio replied to your post“@jadesabre301 replied to your post “@forgefaerie replied to your…”

mmm basements. and washer/dryer hookups. Also, yes, yard work can be A Lot. If you really liked the house, you could try to insist that the current owners hire a yard service to at least mow before you move in, but it doesn’t sound like you’ve fallen in love with it.

no, we really didn’t. like, we could have made it work if we had to, ie short-notice renting like the rest of our life previous to this moment, but it seems like a bad idea to settle like that when buying

especially when it’s gonna be a lot of work

syzara replied to your post“@jadesabre301 replied to your post “@forgefaerie replied to your…”

You only need like two goats? ;)

(Temporarily; i’m convinced they can eat anything)

ha :D

they had an HOA in that neighborhood, I’m pretty sure they’d frown on goats, even temporarily

jadesabre301 replied to your post“@jadesabre301 replied to your post “@forgefaerie replied to your…”

it’s okay NEITHER DO I hence stuff that has been in the garage for over a year. <3

WHY IS ADULTING SO HARD, JADE?

ah well, at least our kids are cute, that is comfort in these trying times ;)

anonymous asked:

Ugh I don't think I can survive voltron fandom anymore. Now Lotor made appearance and half of my followers are disgusted by him and other half wants to fuck him. The bullying is getting worse and as much as I love all the VAs they're not calming the fandom by engaging. Kl@nce shippers are annoying and I can't stand half of them even though I am pretty much hardcore kl shipper. Why do people make it a shipping competiton I just don't get it and I'm so tired.

We all are tired, fam