but i'm just stating

So I watched the fourth episode of American Gods and I’m fairly sure I saw two ravens flying over the Robbie’s car just before the accident. Why do I get the feeling Mr Wednesday had been watching Shadow for some time and therefore, Laura?

In any case, I don’t believe Shadow and Mr Wednesday meeting is just chance anymore.

  • my nemesis: i'm going to hurt you of course but first i'll go after all of your friends and--
  • me: i don't.
  • my nemesis: ...what
  • me: i don't have any of those
  • my nemesis: fr.. iends..
  • me: yeah
  • my nemesis: you don't.. have those. not even one
  • me: nope
  • my nemesis: and you aren't like.. lying. for your own/their sake
  • me: no i genuinely just don't have any and i wanted to save you the trouble of having to start the process of looking into it only to find nothing to work with, so
  • my nemesis: oh. ah. wow. that's.. polite. of you. i guess
  • me: mmhm
  • my nemesis: this is like.. seriously bumming me out right now. are you.. busy tonight? oh. fuck. obviously you aren't. sorry. i'm sorry. wasn't trying to be insensitive. god. anyway. we're.. going to go to the movies, okay? i'm not getting any satisfaction out of.. that conversation. any joy just.. whoosh. right out the window. that whole exchange just truly ruined my current state emotionally and i'm.. getting you out of the house. asap
I Kissed A Robot And I Liked It: A Complete Meltdown by Phillip J. Coulson
  • May: He replaced me with a robot version of myself? How long did it take for you to figure it out?
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง
  • May: What finally tipped it?
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜“
  • May: Didn't get messy between us, did it?
  • Coulson: ¯\_(ใƒ„)_/¯ ๐Ÿ†˜
  • May: After we escape this place, we're definitely opening that bottle of Haig.
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜
  • May: I need to take one for the team... So you'll give me mouth to mouth.
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜
  • May: Did something weird happen with my robot self?
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜
  • May: Did I make a move on you?
  • Coulson: ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜
  • May: Phil... Did I try to... Kill you?
  • Coulson: ...... ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ’ฃโ˜ ๏ธโšฐ๏ธ
  • May: I knew something was up. What are you not telling me?
  • Coulson: ...... ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿป??
  • May: ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ!!!!
  • ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ
  • Coulson's Ongoing Internal Monologue:
  • ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜๐Ÿ†˜
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yuzuru hanyu in the kiss and cry | yuzuru and 2017 worlds gif collection (1/?)

listen don’t get me wrong i love epic fantasy and sci-fi but it is very very important to me that we get fantasy & sci-fi on a smaller scale as well. i’m tired of reading about the Special Person Who Will Save The World. that’s not relateable. i want to hear more stories about bit players on the world stage! a traveling theatre troupe of goblins struggling to write a new play, two rival families of smugglers living on the same space station transport hub, a rom-com about a young hedge witch, a coming-of-age story about a dryad

give me more weird clever small stories

I went on a text message rant to my wife about FFXVโ€™sย โ€œlove storyโ€ and she demanded I post it, so I typed it all out instead of screenshots because I hate myself.

Under the cut because there IS a bit of NoctLuna slamming (not slamming the people who like it, however. Iโ€™m simply making my point.)

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To all the people feeling defeated, I’d like to quote Luna Lovegood: “We’re all still here, we’re still fighting.”

This Harry Potter quote has stuck with me more than any others over the years, and it’s my light today. 

Okay but

AU where everything is the same except the shield is an artifact like Mjolnir. Maybe itโ€™s a long-lost Asgardian thing, maybe itโ€™s some other non-Earth object. Point is, the shield is enchanted so that it only obeys the will of the wielder if their primary goal is protection. Itโ€™s just about impenetrable, can absorb any shocks, and strong enough to cut through or destroy just about anythingโ€“which would make it a perfect weapon, if anyone could figure out how to fucking useย the thing. It doesnโ€™t obey any laws of physics or movement as we know it, and SSR spends years experimenting with it until they finally give up and stick it in a crate somewhere.ย 

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SSU Student Union (ft. Melanie and Graham in the distance)

“I will never, ever betray you.”

Happy Belated Birthday, @shisuis​!!

 From bitter_nakano to now, thank you for everything 

LISTEN I HAVE A QUESTION RE. ANDREW MINYARD:

so one day I was just minding my own business when tHIS JERK named freddie fox (his last name is “fox” guys I mean COME ON) decided to come out of the woodwork and get my attention. he looks just like how I pictured my guy andrew minyard looking and I need to know if other people might even feel kind of the same so

consensus??? 

(gif credit here and here)

batman fandom: we want batfam and conventional gotham rogues in the batman movie…like that’s it just don’t white or straightwash anyone

wb demons: the movie’s gunna be about batman fighting deathstroke for 2 hours

wb demons: [drive away every single director from the project]

wb demons: why doesn’t anyone want to go see our movies?