but i'm just as dumb for loving you lot

She was killing before killing was cool. She’s so cool so cool. So. Cool.

anonymous asked:

Hey there! A while ago I asked you about the size of your canvas and I've noticed you haven't answered You probably didnt see it;;; But if you did: I'm very sorry if my question was too dumb to answer. I'm very sorry if I seemed demanding. I am very sorry for any inconvenience that I might have not realized, I admire you a lot and I didn't mean to say anything at all that might make you uncomfortable, Hope you have a great day/evening/night!

ksdhbcsdck omg please don’t ever think a question is ever too dumb, I probably just didn’t see it due to tumblr eating it up or have answered it before! For the canvas of my comic I use 3000x 2482 pixels!! ^_^

Hello Vel! I’m a huge fan of your artworks and I absloutly LOVE all of them. I have a question though…. Can I please, PLEASE use the Undertale Intro comic you’ve made for a DIY I’ve been working on recently? I’m actually trying to make my own book/notebook, and the comic you’ve made is just, perfection. So pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee???

Go for it my dude!

is that trans shiro bc it certainly looks like trans shiro

In this house we support trans shiro (and any other possible goodTM shiro headcanons) but yea all my shiros are always trans ^^;;

Have you heard about the prequel for Life is strange? What are your thoughts on it?

I’m excited to suffer

MELANIE MARTINEZ LYRICS RP STARTERS
  • "You've seem to replace your brain with your heart"
  • "Everyone thinks that we're perfect"
  • "Smile for the picture"
  • "Go back to being plastic"
  • "Kids are still depressed when you dress them up"
  • "He doesn't think I'm that fucking dumb, does he?"
  • "You call that ass your own, we call that silicone"
  • "All the makeup in the world won't make you less insecure"
  • "It's all fun and games 'til somebody falls in love"
  • "You already bought a ticket and there's no turning back now"
  • "Mr. Houdini, you're a freakshow"
  • "You build me up like building blocks just so you can bring me down"
  • "Fuck your degree"
  • "You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry"
  • "Why do I always spill?"
  • "God, I wish I never spoke"
  • "I'm sick of all the games I have to play"
  • "I love when you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do"
  • "It's not like I'm asking to be your wife!"
  • "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!"
  • "I'll cry until the candles burn down this place"
  • "I'll cry until my pity party's in flames"
  • "He chased me and he wouldn't stop!"
  • "Tag, you're it!"
  • "I'm fucking crazy"
  • "Do you like my cookies? They're made just for you"
  • "A little pit of sugar and lots of poison, too!"
  • "Honey, do you want me now?"
  • "Someone told me 'stay away from things that aren't yours' but was he yours if he wanted me so bad?"
  • "Pacify her! She's getting on my nerves"
  • "You don't love her, stop lying with those words!"
  • "Loving her seems tiring"
  • "Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic"
  • "No one will love you if you're unattractive!"
  • "Is it true that pain is beauty?"
  • "Will a pretty face make it better?"
  • "Do you swear you'll stay forever?"
  • "Baby soft skin turns into leather"
  • "We paint white roses red, each shade from a different person's head"
  • "This dream is a killer!"
  • "I really hate being safe"
  • "The normals, they make me afraid"
  • "The crazies, they make me feel sane"
  • "I'm not! Baby, I'm mad!"
  • "So what if I'm crazy? The best people are!"
  • "Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong"
  • "You like me best when I'm off my rocker"
  • "All the best people are crazy"

Sorry I just listened to the new TAZ episode and I just, I love Merle Highchurch a lot. I love how the “stupid” and “most useless” member of the team is so much more then that. I love that him having the most deaths, something originally played for laughs, is actually him taking 50 heroic deaths. I love how he interacts with John. I love how “are you my friend”- the “dumb” and “silly” question- revealed the most in the end. I love how he treats John as a friend until it matters most. I love the joy speech. I love “My friends. My family. My team” and I love “kiss my ass you sanctimonious bastard” And I just really love that he is the peacemaker

hey i’ve been thinking a lot about the little things you do, your quirks, and things you do when you’re with me 
and how they affect me a lot
like the way you smile automatically when you’ve been hit on the face with a ray of sunshine

that time you told me i have a calming presence and it made my heart feel things i didn’t know were possible to feel
how you etch your fingers over my hand, and the touch lingers just a little longer than it should, but it does, and it does things to me
i play that time you came into a room, saw me,
and kissed my cheek and chin
over and over again in my head a lot
and wonder if it was just my imagination or it really happened
i think a lot about how you can’t really wink, but you wink at me anyway
and i feel like you’re the greatest winker in the world
if that’s even a word

i think a lot about those times you tell me about people you’re texting, people who think you’re beautiful
(but possibly not as much as I think you’re beautiful)
and i try my best not to get jealous
but remember that you tell me these because you trust me
and i try to put up a brave face

i also think a lot about the way you make me feel
like how every time things get dark, i know you are there
a light at the end of the tunnel, a source of joy and happiness
and everything good in life

i think of how every time we meet
i almost tell you i love you
but i don’t
because i want things to be the way they are
just for another day

—  a letter to my love i’ll possibly never send by @emotionsarecrazy
Oh, he recorded lots of little messages for me before he died. Loved it. Did you know his brother was a station master? I think he was always jealous.
—  Eurus talking about Moriarty, who apparently had a brother?? Who worked with trains???

anonymous asked:

I am having a difficult time keeping up with your comic, I really love it a lot, but I can never read it in order because they don't seem to be clearly numbered?? When I first found it, it was on Pinterest, and there was no # order so I thought they were random, but I found I couldn't understand the plot that way. I dunno, maybe I'm just dumb, but there doesn't seem to be an easy way to just read them in order. Do you think you could tag them with #1 #2 etc.?

http://remart289.deviantart.com/gallery/63159785/Black-Jack go here, it’s easier 😊

anonymous asked:

Hello hello I'm just your local asshole to request some dumb shit I came up with. You know what I love it's some god damn vampire Matt x Tord smut. Just I've always liked Vampire Matt and he needs more love! And here I'm gonna totally win you over with these chocolates. *hands you an extravagant box of chocolates.* don't tell the other anons~ ;)

WEEEELLLP local BOI, YOU´R “””dumb shit””””   IS MY DOOM just right now ughh~~~;;and I guess you´re right ,VAMPIRE MATT NEED MORE LOVE OF ALL HOLY SHIT~Really good request buddy I enjoyed draw this sooo much as you have no idea~ Really good hell 


AND THANKS A LOT FOR THE THIS CUTE DETAIL  (this is kinda cuteee ayyy <3 <3 <3)

I Hope you like it you´r smut,little buddy~


https://randomaccountcuty.tumblr.com/post/161727051296/request-smut-for-a-anon-tordxvampie-matt

andthenisay  asked:

do you have any headcanons about kevin and ray's relationship? courtship? marriage? please share.

Honestly this is probably not canon-compliant, and I’m also assuming they’ve been together for ACTUAL AGES, BUT I love the idea that Ray was Out at work (even tho it was fucking difficult), but Kevin’s article about him was re: his success against discrimination as a black cop, not a gay cop, and KEVIN DIDN’T KNOW THAT RAY WAS GAY.  (or really any article that does not mention him being not-straight.) Ray, being a cop, did pick up on the fact that Kevin was gay, but Kevin had no idea about that, either. 

SO when Ray asked him to have a drink afterwards, Kevin assumed it was purely a Professional thing, and he agreed because lbr Ray was super hot and funny and smart, and Kevin was pretty into him from day one.  This leads to more and more “hangouts” and Kevin being like DON’T FALL FOR THE STRAIGHT COP, and Ray getting these REALLY REALLY MIXED SIGNALS FROM KEVIN, like Are They Dating Or Not????

And Ray starts trying to put more moves on Kevin, but Kevin gets flustered because he Still Thinks Ray Is Just Being Friendly and he’s got to get this crush under control, you guys!!!  So Ray finally pulls back, because Kevin is also funny and cute and so talented that years later Ray will finally admit that he went to the library and looked thru all the old copies of The New Yorker to see what else Kevin wrote, because lbr Ray was in that vaguely kind of stalky part of a crush.  (I’m assuming Kevin wrote for The New Yorker for a bit before becoming a professor? And that the article wasn’t just a one-off?)

Anyway so the way they actually get together is that Kevin gets tickets to a play (the person who usually reviews plays was sick and Kevin agreed to fill-in IF he got an extra ticket, Kevin is nobody’s fool okay), and he stops by the precinct, all cool and casual, because OBVS RAY IS STRAIGHT YOU GUYS BUT KEVIN JUST STILL REAL REAL REAL LIKES SPENDING TIME WITH HIM, and some other cop (an actual shitty cop it turns out, like one of the reasons why Kevin learns to hate cops, but ironically the cop helped get them together) makes an oooooh, you got a date, Holt? and Kevin at first thinks the cop is trying to embarrass Straight Guy Ray, and then he looks at Ray and realizes…he’s….blushing??????????????

Anyway that’s the story about how Kevin to this day can hardly remember anything about the production on the night they saw it, and he had to pay out-of-pocket to watch it again the next night so he can write the review, because Kevin was so fucking focused on NOT A STRAIGHT GUY RAYMOND HOLT????? right NEXT to him. 

And then afterwards Kevin asks if Ray wants to go to this wine bar he knows about, and Ray isn’t sure exactly what’s changed but Kevin is basically glowing around him tonight?? and they stay up talking until almost 2am, and when they finally leave they just walk a while, and Kevin’s been mulling over how Ray’s acted around him for the months they’ve known each other, now, and Ray’s trying to decide if it’s worth it to try one more time, or if that’s going to ruin their friendship, and finally Kevin stops abruptly, turns to Ray, and says, very firmly, “I like you’re kiss you?” because he’s trying to be cool but also he’s actually incapable of making words come out correctly right now, and then he just leans in and kisses Ray.

And RAY? He cups the back of Kevin’s neck and pulls him in close.

They’re both late to work the next day.

levis-buttcheeks  asked:

So, I'm learning German on duolingo, and as much as I love the app and all it has taught me, sometimes it's pretty friggin stupid and unfair. Basically a lot of the time when I start a new lesson it has me translate a sentence with the new words before actually even telling me, so I am basically forced to lose a 'life' or whatever you call them. Is there anything I'm doing wrong or anything I should be doing to prevent this or is the app just being dumb?

This happens to me sometimes, too! I think it’s just the app being dumb, unfortunately, and I don’t know of any way to avoid it. I only recently updated my app and got the little heart/life addition, and I am not a fan! I’m already stressed out, I don’t need any more pressure!

anonymous asked:

I'm going to be brutally honest here. I really want to befriend you but I'm so antisocial and I just got into Eddsworld. I don't really communicate to people on tumblr, I just view art, memes, and keep to my self. You seem so nice but I'm just a fetus 16 year old in high school while you're a god talented 21 yr old artist o_O yeEt. Also, I really love how you draw pictures for asks. They make me feel happy that you went out of your way to make something c: -from first livestream anon & other ask

first of all i really appreciate the kind words, thank u so much.. i’m glad that my dumb doodles are appreciated flklh.
but honestly i’m terrible at interacting with people. i keep to myself a lot and i’m actually way different one on one than i am on this blog.
don’t worry much about trying to talk to me because i promise i’m a loser and you’re not missing out on anything lol..

Dats a lot of followers for a smol girl who is just being her dumb self on a daily basis :’D THANK YOU EVERYONE!!

I’m so sleepy rn (don’t sleep for just 5 hours every night kids) to say something properly decent with all of my positive will, but still I LOVE EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO FOLLOWS ME <3 YOU GUYS ARE TOTALLY THE BEST I SWEAR!! Thanks for supporting me and enjoying my blog and its randomness xD

I might do an art raffle later when I reach 900 followers… or maybe something else.

anonymous asked:

Who would you go grocery shopping with, bake at 3:45 am with, and entrust your secrets to between Moniwa, Izumi and Takeharu?

Hahahaha that’s a random grouping of characters but I’M GOING WITH MONIWA BECAUSE I LOVE MY IRON WALL DAD. 

I feel like he’d enjoy baking a lot??? And he’d be able to keep a secret. And he’d scold me when I put too much chocolate in the shopping cart while grocery shopping.

The signs as Melanie Martinez songs
  • Aries: Play Date
  • - I don't want to play no games, I'm tired of always chasing, chasing after you -
  • Taurus: Teddy Bear
  • - You were comforting and quiet, How did love become so violent? -
  • Gemini: Mrs. Potato Head
  • - Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic, No one will love you if you're unattractive -
  • Cancer: Cry Baby
  • - You seem to replace your brain with your heart, You take things so hard, Then you fall apart -
  • Leo: Cake
  • - I'm not a piece of cake for you tu just discard -
  • Virgo: Alphabet boy
  • - Yout think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry, fuck all you ABC's, alphabet Boy -
  • Libra: Sippy Cup
  • - How did you afford this ring that I love honey, just another shift at drug company, he doesn't think I'm that fucking dumb does he -
  • Scorpio: Mad Hatter
  • - Tell you a secret, I'm not alarmed, so what if I'm crazy? The best people are -
  • Sagittarius: Milk and Cookies
  • - Do you like my Cookies? They're made just for you. A Little bit of sugar and lots of poison too -
  • Capricorn: Carousel
  • - This horse is too slow, we're always this close, almost almost, we're a Freak Show -
  • Aquarius: Pacify her
  • - Someone told me stay away from things that aren't yours but was he yours if he wanted me so bad -
  • Pisces: Training Wheels
  • - Wanna make you mine but that's hard to say, is this coming off in a cheesy way -

anonymous asked:

I just gotta ask and forgive me if it is a dumb question. Why was Hector worried about Jack in the locker and onwards?

Gosh, nonnie, are you sure you want to open this can of worms? Because I could scream about Jack and Hector’s relationship literally all day, it’s just one of those things I love about both of them.

Also this is not at all a stupid question, I am 100% for answering these about my interpretaton.

I feel like there are a lot of different reasons? I could answer this better if Silas was here to walk me back through it, it’s something we’ve discussed extensively, but I’m going to do my best and lead off with the obvious: You guys do realize they’re friends, right. Because they are friends. The best of friends, even if they’ll literally never admit it. See, the great thing about Jack and Hector is that once they’ve gotten their revenge or a book is closed in their life or whatever? They move on. They don’t really dwell on it after that. For example, take the Locker itself.

"Oh, Hector! It's been to long! Hasn't it?"
"Aye, Isla de Muerta, remember?"
(and this bastard fucking winks) "You shot me."


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Okay, so I’m gonna be honest for a minute because this has been on my mind a lot. I love Lia Guanlin with all my heart; my sister can vouch for me and tell you all about how I gushed over that dumb, adorable swaggy rapper from Taipei that was going to be the death of me. But do I want him in the Top 11? I don’t know. This kid’s a six month trainee; he’s a baby chick in the industry. Will he, a 15 year old (correct me if I’m wrong), be able to handle a year of promotions in a country where he is not fluent in the language, in what will most certainly be a high pressure environment? Again, I don’t know. In all honesty, I think I’d rather see him place in the Top 22 then return to training with Seonho. I think that would be better for him in the long run, even if seeing him eliminated would break my heart.

MBTI Types as Melanie Martinez Lyrics
  • ISTJ: "I'm so unprepared, I'm fucking scared."
  • ESTJ: "Uh-oh, there it goes. I said too much, it overflowed."
  • INFP: "I'm laughing, I'm crying. It feels like I'm dying. I'm dying. I'm dying."
  • ENFP: "Oh, come, take my hand and run through playland. So high, too high at the carnival."
  • ISFJ: "Do you like my cookies? They're made just for you. A little bit of sugar, but lot's of poison, too."
  • ESFJ: "Stitched you up, put you together with cotton and feather. Gave you love, put my heart inside you."
  • INTP: "I don't give a shit about you anyway. Whoever said I gave a shit 'bout you?"
  • ENTP: "The normals, they make me afraid. The crazies, they make me feel safe."
  • ISTP: "Tell you a secret: I'm not alarmed. So what if I'm crazy? The best people are."
  • ESTP: "Love everything you do, when you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do."
  • INFJ: "You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone. Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong."
  • ENFJ: "If I share my toys, will you let me stay? Don't want to leave this play date with you."
  • INTJ: "Everyone thinks that we're perfect. Please don't let them look through the curtains."
  • ENTJ: "I'll cut you up and make you dinner. You've reached the end, you are the winner."
  • ISFP: "You smell just like vanilla, you taste like buttercream. You're filling up my senses with empty calories."
  • ESFP: "I'm nuts, baby I'm mad, the craziest friend that you've ever had."
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Aaand this happened after forgetting I had this scene on pause in ProJared’s Grumpcade intro… the idea made me laugh way too hard.

Bless these two and their beautiful anime villain friendship.

Sequel to this one.

okay have you considered how mccree gets probably gets really easily overwhelmed by how much he loves hanzo (hanzo does too but much more privately) like hanzo could be eating shitty cup noodles at 3am in the morning in nothing but ratty sweats and his hair tied up really quickly and ridiculously, mccree just takes one look at him and he’s just tearing up…. like that’s his husband who he can’t believe he’s married to and is so incredibly in love with.
next thing you know mccree has his arms wrapped around hanzo’s waist and is softly crying into hanzo’s shoulder, hanzo feigns annoyance because mccree….. that’s like the third time today…. but it’s so endearing he feels his heart flutter for his dumb overly emotional cowboy husband