but i'm giving up

(54) Gladio’s pick up lines.

Gladio: Hey, Iggy. Do you know what’s better than sunflowers on a piano?
Ignis: …? What?
Gladio: Tulips on an organ.
Ignis: Hm…okay?
Gladio: …
Ignis: …
Gladio: :)
Ignis: …*gaSPS*
Ignis: GODDAMMIT GLADIO

anonymous asked:

Excuse me? I did not know you had tumblr wives? Where do I sign up to be your tumblr sister? I'm always sending you random asks I feel like I'm related to you at times😭 you give me so much hope, strength, confidence! You're so special to me and many others and you don't even realise how much of an impact you have on everyone ❤️ and you look like you give the best hugs

😩Oh my god, why are y'all so nice to me?! I don’t even have words. I mean, the idea of having an impact on anything but, like, my dogs sounds foreign to me, lmao. But this just made me so happy. I hereby demand that you be my sis, sis. 🖤

PSA (sorta)

(At tutor so no icons)

Feelsbadman I’m mainly shitposting on this blog at this point bc I may or may not have lost my threads, so when I follow new rp blogs to maybe have a chance to interact with them, most of them don’t take interest and follow back bc my blog’s a mess rn and plus the theme is screwed up so I just look really unprofessional at this point.

And not only that I’m struggling through my classes so I barely had time to keep up with this blog, hence why I’ve migrated somewhat to @yorhanovemixs for a while since it’s more quieter and has less activity so I’m able to keep up with it no trouble.

Guh - I’m really sorry guys for not being active. I still answer asks SOBS but as for threads I want to put dedication and thought into my replies, so I have less motivation to do them for fear of me seemingly bs-ing replies and I don’t want to do that bc my rp partners deserves better /LAYS DOWN

I’m so sorry AAAA but I’ll definitely remember to release the new edit for May’s chapter of OnS - and boy are we in for ONE HECK OF A RIDE! Get ready guys! :DDDD

Also, I’m heading to Titan Con this Saturday!!! Who’s going?? Look out for a Poharan from BnS bc that’s me! I can’t go as Lest bc my cosplay for him is still in need of repairs and improvements lolol and I won’t finish it in time by Titan Con so RIP 

Other than that, guess that’s all I want to say lolol thanks for reading! <3

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“Welcome to Blue Lion!”

Tho there are already million bakery AUs, I too had to make one where Keith is a tired college student™ who stumbles into an old but cozy bakery/cafe and meets the bubbly baker~

Also this was the first time I created the setting on Sims 4 and used it as base bg. Much more easier than building on Google SketchUp :’)

  • My friend who lives in a different time zone: I kinda feel like you should be in bed
  • Me: Let's make one thing perfectly clear... I should definitely be in bed. But these fics aren't going to read themselves, now are they?
What to Do if Witchcraft Drains You

Witchcraft requires summoning and manipulating energy. It takes a lot of work. As a result, sometimes spellwork can end up tiring people mentally, emotionally, or physically. If you find yourself drained after a spell, you can do many things:

  1. Eat something sugary, carbs, or fruit. This runs along the same vein as a nurse advising you to eat sugar after drawing blood: The sugar will reenergize you.
  2. Drink tea or water. Stay hydrated! even when not casting spells. In general, oolongs, blacks, and fruity teas can help energize you, whereas green teas and herbals (especially lavender, chamomile, mints and rose) can relax you.
  3. Light your favorite incense or candle. Frankincense, sage, cedar, dragon’s blood, patchouli, cinnamon, pine, and sandalwood are good cleansing and promoting positive energy. Or, light your favorite scent–it’ll automatically calm and re-energize you.
  4. Carry a stone with you. Amethyst, citrine, obsidian, rose quartz, lapis lazuli, jade, and hematite are good considerations for re-energizing and healing spiritual energy. 
  5. …or, carry another special item with you! If you have a special pendant, prayer beads, necklace or other item that means a lot to you and comforts you, it can help restore your energy just by being in your presence.
  6. Take a bath or shower
  7. Take a walk out in nature. Even though you may not feel like working out, exercising can actually energize you rather than deplete you. You can absorb nature’s energies to replenish yours, too.
  8. Take a nap, or get a good night’s sleep. If you want an extra boost, place a healing stone under your pillow to recharge you while you sleep.
  9. Watch a funny movie or video, or read a good book. It’ll relax you, take your mind off your drained feeling, and correct any “off” feelings you may have.
  10. Work on something else that requires minimal energy. This could be crafting, knitting, watering your plants, or even doing your homework. Getting back into the groove of things will help reset your energy and stabilize you for daily life.
  11. Friends! If calling a friend or socializing will relax you, go for it! It’ll make you happier, too.

I hope you may rest well, take care of yourself and have a blessed path! (◕‿◕✿) Sincerely, a witch who’s exhausted after performing spells for four hours.

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jake peralta doing IT for/because of amy santiago

anonymous asked:

You head canons give me LIFE

~*follow me for more soft human transmutation*~

  • *pidge voice* “alright two questions: 1. who put a ‘baby on board’ sticker on my lion because i’m going to kill them, and 2. where did you even get it??? we’re in space”
  • lance: *still holds a grudge on that girl in his 3rd grade class who borrowed his eraser during a test and never gave it back*
    • also lance: *would forgive you for stabbing him, probably*
    • he’s a complex guy
  • shiro’s actually the angriest person on the team, but no one can tell because he keeps the screaming on the inside
  • “keith speak texas for us”
  • allura suggests duels in the airlock to solve team issues. no one can tell whether she’s joking or not
  • coran is in constant awe of how inefficient the human body is. your retina are backwards? you still have five toes? what do you mean half of your species keeps their gametes in hanging sacks-?
  • keith is the ultimate rebel without a cause
    • always ready to fight the power
    • what power???? all of them
    • he’s like one of those little wind up toy cars. you point him in a direction, try to pull him back, and then watch him go lmao
  • *team blows up a galra supply store* hunk: “heh, I guess you could say that business……… is booming” “hunk shut your damn mouth”

This is coming out of left field unless you follow my twitter, but here are my men’s figure skating favs!! (in no particular order) I can’t wait to see these three at Worlds!! 😭

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