but i'm fine with just having this for now

i’m actually just looping around from being angry straight to just bein’ sad and defeated that tumblr is now automatically censoring a ton of queer posts but there’s absolutely nothing being done about the growing nazi/white supremacist/pedophile/pro-anorexia population on this website, and there never has been and never will be. ppl’s innocent art of 2 queer characters doing something domestic together like cooking will get flagged but ppl’s selfies will still have 200 likes from porn blogs. apparently one of these things is considered harmful and one of them is perfectly fine for minors to see.

A story from the line at McDonald's
  • Me: okay so my sexuality's a complicated deal so let's just call me queer as hell
  • Friend: nono I wanna know can't you explain it
  • Me: well ok mainly I am asexual which means I don't want to do the do nor do I long for it, so it has nothing to do with lack of confidence or anything like that, I simply don't find anyone sexually attractive
  • Friend: right right
  • Me: but I'm also bi romantic. The sexual and romantic attraction are different, and I still fall in love and want to have physical contact with my partner, I just don't need the hanky panky
  • Friend: right cause you have a girlfriend that's pansexual right
  • Me: exactly and as long as we're both happy with not doing the rumba naked, that's a valid relationship
  • Friend: I get it, I get it... I didn't know the entire sexual and romantic orientations were different
  • Me: yeah I know it was an eyeopener for me when I found ou-
  • Lady behind us in line: excuse me so sorry but I couldn't help but overhear but I didn't know half of what you just said and I was just wondering what that thing your girlfriend was is, pansexual?
  • Me: *awkward glance at friend* oh uh I'm not an expert or anything and uh ok so basically it's similar to being bisexual, but there's less value in what gender the one you're attracted to is, at least as I understood it. So a bisexual would be attracted to a person despite their gender, a pansexual wouldn't really care at all in a way uh I'm sorry I'm bad at explaining
  • Lady behind us in line: that's alright I can look it up myself later you gave me a general idea! So where did you find out these things, you're pretty young?
  • Me: well, Internet. Once you're a bit confused about what you might be you usually go looking for explanations...
  • Lady behind us in line: so uh in theory... It's fine if you don't know, I just want to check with you... Is there a thing called aROMANTIC? like you're asexual, is there a equivalent to the romantic orientation you mentioned?
  • Me: oh yeah, absolutely! You can be both asexual and aromantic, or aromantic and heterosexual, literally all combinations are possible!
  • Lady behind us in line: *smiles LIKE REALLY GODDAMNED GENUINELY* thank you so much, I did not know that. *fishes up phone from pocket* now if you excuse me, I'm going to call my mother and tell her I'm not crazy for never having been married or stayed with one guy for long despite being 50+ but still has three children! *steps out of line and walks off while dialing*
  • Friend: wow that was... Amazing
  • Me: see how happy she got? That's the power of right information.
  • And that's why I've been smiling since this happened.
  • what she says: I'm fine
  • what she means: I'm so glad that our lemon tree finally grew and sprouted fruitful lemony lemons. I mean, imagine, we can make lemonade, key lemon pie, lemon merengue pie. I think it's the most valuable of property that we have. I think we should go to the bank and get a loan, actually I think we should just get lemon tree insurance and then get a loan and use the lemon tree as collateral because it is now insured. I truly do love our lemon tree. Just imagine a life full of lemon trees, and all our beautiful lemons, endless possibilities. They're so beautiful, I wish I was a lemon. You wish you were a lemon? If you were a lemon I would put you on my shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons. That's so beautiful, like I only hope that the whores aren't stealing our lemons you know those naughty whores always steal lemons and we do have a couple lemon whores in this community, those damn lemon-stealing whores I hate them because no one will take our prized lemons from us. Hey, has it been about 10 seconds since we looked at our lemon tree? It has been about 10 seconds till we looked at our lemon tree. Hey what the fuck

Have I mentioned how much I enjoy the thought of Harry and Draco back at Hogwarts years after they leave? If not, let me take a few moments of your time to elucidate:

  • Banter
  • Inter-house rivalry at the head table
    • inter-house rivalry between classes
  • Knowing (memorizing) each other’s schedule and casually bringing it up in conversation–with or outside of each other
  • Seeming like a married couple to everyone else but not realizing it themselves
  • Intense quidditch debates in the staff room
    • students like to hang around outside because they’re always loud and always hilarious (and sometimes often result in creative new insults to add to their repertoire)
  • Grading together in one of their quarters and snarking over ridiculous student answers
  • Quibbling over teaching methods to the point of pedantry just to be annoying to the other
  • Trying the “I’ve never been more shocked by student behaviour in my life” approach on students who misbehave, none of whom believe it because they’ve heard stories of Harry and Draco’s time at Hogwarts (usually by the other in classes, ex. Draco climbing a tree because he wanted Harry’s attention)
  • Patrolling the hallways over Christmas hols
    • “Here. This is the statue Flitwick said he’s caught kids fooling around behind. Go check it out.”
    • “Why do I have to go?”
    • “What are you, scared?”
    • “… Fine, you absolute tosser. …Woah, Malfoy, come check this out.”
    • “What? What is it?”
    • “Just get back here and you’ll see.”
    • “I’m not going to fall for your tricks, Potter. I’m not going back there.”
    • “Malfoy….”
    • Fine.”
      • They end up necking behind the statue like students
      • It becomes a repeat occurrence

A reminder that if you have intrusive thoughts about hurting someone, that does not make you a bad person.

I don’t care how vile the thought is. I don’t even care if you think there’s a part of you that wants to act on it. What matters is that you don’t act on it.

The thoughts that pop into your head are scary enough. You don’t have to add guilt over those thoughts into the mix.

When King Regis calls (part 3)
  • Noctis: No I'm not answering this, after what you did before.
  • Ignis: But Noctis, King Regis would contact you only if it's a very important matter.
  • Gladio: Yeah, have some respect for the old man.
  • Prompto: Maybe he just misses you?
  • *everyone else in the room is giving him a dirty look*
  • Noctis: ... Fine.
  • Noctis: Hey da-
  • Prompto: PLEASE USE A CONDOM NOCTIS
  • Ignis: I'M COOKING METH
  • Gladio: MY SWORD IS NOT THE ONLY THING THAT'S THICK AND LONG!
  • LUNA: I'M PREGNANT WITH NYX
  • *Nyx chokes on his drink in the background*
  • Cindy: AUGH NOW THAT'S A NOICE REAR HIGHNESS
  • *Aranea decided that it's her turn to make the weird sexual noises this time*
  • Noctis: I'll call you later.
  • Noctis:
  • Noctis: I'm going to ignore all of you for like five mins.
  • Naruto: So, like, ever since Hinata confessed to me, people have been like- ya know
  • Sasuke: Hn
  • Naruto: And I'm just- I don't, like, I can't- ya know
  • Naruto: But I should, right? There's no reason I shouldn't, uh, ya kn-
  • Sasuke: Dobe, if you say "ya know" one more time
  • Naruto: I can't help it, I'm just so, so, ya know!
  • Sasuke: Why are you talking to me about this, idiot?
  • Naruto: You're the only one who hasn't said anything, ya know. Sakura-chan, Kakashi, Ino, Iruka, even Kiba have been on my case non-stop.
  • Sasuke: It's your life. Your choice. Do what you want. It makes no difference to me.
  • Naruto: But, but Sasuke, I'm just so... Ya know.
  • Sasuke: Fine, usuratonkachi. We'll talk.
  • Sasuke: Do you think she's pretty?
  • Naruto: Eto... *squints* I guess so.
  • Naruto: Actually, now that you mention it, Hinata's kind of a looker, huh
  • Naruto: But she's still not as pretty as- *glances over* Uh, other people.
  • Sasuke: Like who? Sakura?
  • Naruto: Yeah, Sakura-chan and... Someone else
  • Sasuke: ...
  • Sasuke: So the problem is that you have feelings for another person
  • Naruto: *blushes* Um... I guess, but I doubt you- I mean, this other person will ever, ya know, feel the same way, so I should just
  • Sasuke: Have you said anything?
  • Naruto: Well, no
  • Naruto: But after everything that happened, you- I mean, this person should get it by now, and if y- they don't, that probably means it's one-sided. Right?
  • Sasuke: Maybe
  • Naruto: Oh
  • Sasuke: Unless I -I mean, this 'other person' was thinking the same way as you
  • Naruto: Really? You Were?
  • Sasuke: Were what? I'm talking about this mysterious 'other person' who's apparently prettier than Hyuuga Hinata, which is -mmmphmm!
  • Sasuke: What was that, you moron?
  • Naruto: It's called a kiss, teme.
  • Naruto: Something two people do when they like each other.
  • Sasuke: ...
  • Sasuke: I'm not familiar with the concept.
  • Sasuke: Maybe you should show me again.

anonymous asked:

Gabriel might be canonically alive, now. In the AU at least.

ALRIGHT

HA

I THINK

IN THE CURRENT SPN UNIVERSE

GABE IS JUST FINE. and this season’s finale put the final nail in the coffin for me

i was going to do a comic about it, but it could be too much to shove into a comic anyway. SO–in regards to this:

he was literally drilling into their heads “GUESS. WHAT. CAN. KILL. ME. THAT. I. TOTALLY. HAVE.”

i don’t think gabriel brought an actual “archangel blade” at all. we find out in hammer of the gods that there’s a specific blade that looks like an angel blade that can kill an archangel, and it was confirmed in s12′s finale that a regular angel blade doesn’t do much to an archangel. so whatever luci stabbed him with, wasn’t actually something that could hurt gabe

if you think gabriel can literally warp reality but couldn’t recreate an angel death, i need you to sit down and reread that

NOT ONLY THAT

but we also learned that lucifer apparently thinks, even without incredible showmanship, “if i stab it, it’s dead.” crowley, a DEMON, just a demon, was able to slip out of his body into a rat, with lucifer none the wiser. this wasn’t premeditated on crowley’s part. i firmly believe gabriel went in with a plan for the worst

so when sam and dean watched the porn gabe gave them:

i FIRMLY believe this was actually gabriel that they were watching. he was alive. right there. and he just wanted an easy out of the drama. he never had the plan to be caught, he just got heated in changing channels and realized he was going to back himself into a corner if he stayed in the game. which is ALSO why i think this stunt was pulled in meta fiction:

this is genuinely just something he can do. and metatron had, more or less, the power of god. he probably suspected the same thing i did when he read chuck’s work. so metatron literally made gabriel pitch to cas what gabe was afraid would happen to him. he didn’t want to lead armies or head rallies. he wanted to spend the rest of eternity fucking with humans

ALSO. FROM THE FINALE. dean says to luci something along the lines of, “…so you’re just going to go around smashing all of his toys?” which,

and at the beginning of the season, cas crashes into the Mystery Spot sign.

so while he is alive in other universes, sure, i think he’s still just fine in this one. if anything, he’s the one archangel that chuck actually respected, just by leaving him alone. but with the new devil baby i think something might snap

viruskit said:

I have no idea if this was already theorized but do you think the Scooby Doo episode will happen cause Gabriel came back to fuck shit up? Cause high and low key I’m hoping that happens

with rich being on set so much, it wouldn’t surprise me if this was the case! if this is what happens, they’ll think Oh They’re None The Wiser because of all of rich’s directing spots, both now and in the future. otherwise, it might just be a weird fever dream MOTW ep. FINGERS CROSSED, THO

  • What she says: I'm fine
  • What she means: While I'm excited to see another comeback from Monsta X, I'm also somewhat afraid. With both another comeback AND a world tour coming up, I'm really worried about their mental, physical, and emotional wellbeing. They've been doing so much lately and haven't gotten a break ever since their last comeback, and now Starship Entertainment is pushing them into even more promotions. They always put everything they have into everything they do and I'm just really worried that they'll push themselves too hard in order to get #1 and make their company happy. All I want is for Monsta X to be able to rest without Starship breathing down their necks and pushing them to constantly promote. Let my babies rest, spend time with their families, and be happy for a little while.

FANFICTION IS A CREATIVE OUTLET FOR PEOPLE!!! IT DOES NOT EFFECT CANON AND DOESNT EVEN HAVE TO MAKE SENSE!!! A WICKED/POKEMON CROSSOVER??? WHY THE HECK NOT!!! BE FREE MY BIRDS!!! NOT A VERY GOOD WRITER AT ANGST OR JUST WANT SOME DUMB FLUFF OR WHATEVER??? SURE! DO THAT! I MIGHT NOT LIKE IT BUT ITS MY CHOICE NOT TO READ IT!!

JUST HAVE FUN AND WRITE WHAT YOU WANT!! IF IT SUCKS OR DOESN’T MAKE SENSE TO THE PLOT! FUCK IT!

Talking to yourself
  • INTJ: *talks to self with increasing enthusiasm and force* *is cracking secrets to universe*
  • Family: *knocks*
  • INTJ: come in
  • Family: you alright in there?
  • INTJ: ...
  • Family: it's just that you sounded like you were arguing with someone, but it's just you in here.
  • INTJ: Oh I'm fine, just talking to myself about some stuff.
  • Family: riiiiiggghhhhttt...
  • INTJ: You can leave now.
Drarry on their second date
  • Harry: So how did you like the movie?
  • Draco: It was fine, I guess.
  • Harry: Just fine?
  • Draco: I just don't get what's so special about that Clark Kent character.
  • Harry: He's Superman! He has special abilities and saves people. He's a hero.
  • Draco: Now that I think about it, you two have a lot in common.
  • Harry: Awww, Draco, I'm not-
  • Draco: Like, everyone thinks he's so great, but I know he's just a specky git.
  • Harry:
  • Harry: We really need to work on your conversation skills.
(Flash Talk) Camila arrive at LAX airport and Lauren is waiting for her...
  • Camila: What are you doing here?
  • Lauren: Well... I heard that you have some questions and I think I have some answers.
  • Camila: Lauren...
  • Lauren: Oh, this is Leo by the way. He was crazy to know you.
  • Look, Leo... how beautiful she is. I think he likes you.
  • Camila: Lauren... we can't do this again.
  • Lauren: Can you just listen to what I have to say?
  • Camila: I... I can't. I'm sorry.... and yeah, he's adorable.
  • Lauren: Yeah, he is and I think he's in love with you already. Camila, can we talk?
  • Camila: No. Not now...
  • Lauren: So, when?
  • Camila: Lauren, there's so many things I have to process right now. I'm fine now. I'm finally fine. I need time...
  • Lauren: No, you need answers and here I am.
  • Camila: Now?? Months later?
  • Lauren: Can you at least think about us?
  • Camila: This is all I've been thinking about in the last few months.
  • Lauren: I'm sorry...
  • Camila: I have to go my mom is waiting for me.
  • Lauren: I'm waiting for you too. We are waiting for you, right Leo?
  • Camila: Lauren...bye. Bye Leo...and take care of her.
  • John: do you have a girlfriend?
  • Sherlock: girlfriend, no. Not really my area.
  • *rainbow lights cover the screen*
  • John: alright. Do you have a boyfriend? Which is fine by the way.
  • *double rainbow appears at night inside the restaurant*
  • Sherlock: I know it's fine.
  • *rainbow flag drops behind sherlock*
  • John: *smiling a LOT* so you've got a boyfriend then?
  • *angelo pushes their heads together and screams "now... KISS"*
  • Sherlock: no
  • *angelo throws rainbow glitter at them*
  • John: right ok. You're not attached. Just like me. *that famous lip lick*
  • *mike stamford bursts in dressed as cupid*
  • Sherlock: john, while I'm flattered by your interest I consider myself to be married to my work-
  • John: no, no
  • *mrs hudson walks in with a rainbow elephant yelling "yes, YES"*
  • John: I'm just saying, it's all fine.
  • *irene walks in and spray paints "its all fine" in pink, purple, and blue paint.*
  • Sherlock: *confused face*
  • Irene: *face palms*
  • Mike: *screams and cries*
  • Mrs hudson: *hits head against the wall*
  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: Oh, it gets darker, Morty. Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures. First thing that’s different?! No more dad, Morty! He threatened to turn me in to the government, so I made him and the government go away! I replaced them both as the defacto patriarch of your family and your universe! Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister so now you know the real reason I rescued you! I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY MORTY! And if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this, I’ll deny it! And they’ll take my side because I’m a hero, Morty! And now you’re gonna have to do whatever I say, Morty! Forever! And I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about, Morty! That’s my one arm man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty! That was FAKE! I’m driven by finding that McNugget Sauce! I want that Mulan McNugget Sauce, Morty! That’s my series arc, Morty! If it takes 9 seasons, I WANT MY MCNUGGET DIPPING SAUCE! SZECHUAN SAUCE, MORTY! IT’S GONNA TAKE US ALL THE WAY TO THE END, MORTY! 9 MORE SEASONS, MORTY! 9 MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING SZECHUAN SAUCE! FOR 97 MORE YEARS, MORTY! I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE, MORTY!!

anonymous asked:

I'm having a hard time figuring out my sexuality right now. I'm a young teen so I don't know if its just a phase. How can I tell if I'm just confused?

you can’t tell
AND
here’s the best part:
You don’t have to.

YOU DON’T HAVE TO HAVE A “GOOD EXCUSE” FOR BEING YOURSELF.
It would be 100% ok if your sexuality or gender is fluid; that’s how a lot of people experience themselves. If you feel one way one day and another way the next, THAT’S PERFECTLY FINE!!

💛💛💛💛

  • what she says: I'm fine
  • what she means: it's been almost 4 years now and I still have no idea how Neil Patrick Harris got to the back of the theatre in the opening number of the Tony awards. Is he a secret wizard and he apparated? Maybe it was just a fancy camera trick and they prerecorded some parts. In the span of less than thirty seconds he is seen clearly going into the box and then re-appearing at the front of a line of Newsies dancing down the aisle. There is no way he could have climbed out of the box. There was no trick platform underneath, no false back, nothing that the eye could catch, that would let him not only escape the box but appear in the back of the theatre approximately 25 seconds later.