but i'm done wrestling with it

so the other day, @adrianicsea and i were discussing mac’s “exercise bike” in hero or hate crime, and something struck me about the entire scene. mac seems absolutely, genuinely convinced that he wasn’t actually fucking himself on the bike, for lack of better words. while it seems pretty clear that he was (slits in his bike shorts, limping in the beginning of the episode), mac doesn’t seem like he’s lying - he’s absolutely convinced he was just using the bike like a normal bike, and standing back up whenever the “fist” “punched” him. 

so the question becomes, is mac actually that delusional? before coming out, was he capable of convincing himself that events that could have been interpreted as gay occurred differently than they actually did? and has he done this before?

what i’m getting at….is that mac actually had sex with trevor taft in this scene and convinced himself that they were just wrestling.

“I’m Chiaki Nanami, the SHSL Wrestler….I’ve tried out all styles, but high flying is my specialty…It’s nice to meet you, I think.”

talentswap aus are my favourite… (pls don’t tag as kin/me!)

It's official... I'm a Wrestling Mom

It’s done. I’m a mom. My daughter is beautiful. I’m overwhelmed, I’m exhausted, I’m ecstatic…

Her daddy and I like to compare her to wrestlers… When she raises her hands in the air in a sudden movement, we call her Finn Balor. When she slowly moves her arms up, we compare her to Roman Reigns. Seth Rollins has a new fangirl. Probably the youngest he has at this very moment. This baby girl is going to grow up in a wrestling world. In MY world…

I've fucking had it with parenting and adulting. This week has pushed me over the edge. From now on, I'm going to wrap myself in blankies and become a Red burrito.

Little Red Burrito

  • Piccolo: The nerve of those humans. Inviting me down there - and on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it.
  • 4.00, wallow in self pity
  • 4.30, stare into the abyss
  • 5.00, solve world hunger, tell no one
  • 5.30, jazzercize
  • 6.30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again
  • 7.00, wrestle with my self-loathing
  • I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.
  • Piccolo: But what would I wear!?
  • Robbie: The nerve of those kids. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it!
  • Robbie: 4:00, wallow in self pity
  • Robbie: 4:30, stare into the abyss
  • Robbie: 5:00, solve world hunger, tell *no one*
  • Robbie: 5:30, jazzercize
  • Robbie: 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again...
  • Robbie: 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness...
  • Robbie: But what would I wear?!

Root: Holly Short… How do I begin to explain Holly Short?

Trouble: Holly Short is flawless.

Foaly: Her Neutrino’s insured for $10,000

Juliet: I hear she wrestles gnomes…in zero gravity.

Trouble: her favorite sport is crunchball

Butler: One time she met Artemis’s alter ego… And he told her she was pretty.

Artemis: one time she punched me in the face… It was awesome.

  • Jyugo: The nerve of those guards. Inviting me down there - and on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it.
  • 4.00, wallow in self pity
  • 4.30, stare into the abyss
  • 5.00, Play with Kuu, tell no one
  • 5.30, Escape the cell
  • 6.30, dinner with the rest of the cell. I can't cancel that again
  • 7.00, wrestle with my self-loathing
  • I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.

A buddy of mine saw Sabine Wren take her shirt off in the shower and he said that Sabine has an eight pack.

That Sabine is shredded.

(She totally is tho. She also shouldn’t hold prototypes up to her face to figure out the problem.)

Nordics as Things My Friends and I Have Said (11)
  • Norway: So they ARE on vacation. A vacation away from your bullshit.
  • Denmark: Why doesn't he just thumb wrestle himself?
  • Finland: *screams* I SHIP IT I SHIP IT I SHIP IT I SHIP ITTTTTTTTTTT!
  • Iceland: Let him know he's not all that and a box of Cracker Barrel cheese.
  • Sweden: I'm tall, dark, and handsome. I have socks!
FALLING IN REVERSE - THE DRUG IN ME IS YOU SENTENCE STARTERS
  • "I was lost, now I'm found."
  • "Am I dead? Or am I dreaming instead?"
  • "Don't be fooled, I was raised by the wolves."
  • "You have let me down one too many times."
  • "Oh, this is the end of you."
  • "You're such a dumb fuck."
  • "You need to shut up."
  • "I wrestle with my thoughts."
  • "I've lost my goddamn mind."
  • "I'm not a vampire."
  • "I hate the sunlight."
  • "I'm insane!"
  • "When did I become so cold?"
  • "I'm an addict!"
  • "Why do good girls like bad guys?"
  • "Why do good girls fall in love with me?"
  • "Bitch you gave me the fucking clap!"
  • "Pick up the phone!"
  • "I apologize about last night."
  • "But if I catch you with somebody else, you know that I'm gonna be upset."
  • "You must understand that our friendship is done."
  • "I have loved you so much it hurts me dear."
  • "If I cannot have you, then nobody can."
  • "I sold my soul to rock n roll."
  • "Don't mess with Ouija Boards."
  • "Look into my eyes."
  • "Do you believe in ghosts?"
  • "Friends. Who the fuck needs them?"
  • "You help to change my wicked ways."
  • "I turned to drugs."
  • "No, I wont let you win!"
  • "I know you're jealous."
  • "You know I'm better than you!"
Yuuri at some point pt 2
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Yurio:</b> Are you going to go on the date with Victor or not?!!<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> ...Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it!<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> *pulls out a list*<p/><b></b> 4 o'clock, willow in self pity.<p/><b>4:</b>30 stare into the abyss.<p/><b></b> 5 o'clock solve world hunger, tell no one.<p/><b>6:</b>30 dinner with me, I can't cancel that again!<p/><b></b> 7 o'clock wrestle with my self loathing.<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> I'm booked! Of course, if I book self loathing to 9 I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slowly slip into madness...<p/><b>Yurio:</b> ...<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> But what would I wear!<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>