but i'm done wrestling with it

The only thing I love about the Kevin Owens and Goldberg match-up for Roadblock is Kevin roasting Goldberg on Twitter.

Just from today:

Savage.

Also… Goldberg saying in such an offhand manner that he’s “been there and done that”.

Dude, sit down and shut up. If the Undertaker and Kane aren’t too good to do house shows when they’ve spent literal decades into the business making it better, then you’re not too good for them. Jericho hits the towns with the boys. Heck, Brock Lesnar has done a house show in recent times and we know how his booking schedule is notorious for being extremely light. Lana does NXT house shows when her main role in the business is a manager and not a wrestler.

“I’m Chiaki Nanami, the SHSL Wrestler….I’ve tried out all styles, but high flying is my specialty…It’s nice to meet you, I think.”

talentswap aus are my favourite… (pls don’t tag as kin/me!)

I Want You- Dean Ambrose/Baron Corbin x Reader

||This will be a love triangle mini-series. I’ll try to make it very wolfy, cause y'all love.||

“Hey Y/N,” Baron quietly said as he took a quick seat beside you. You blushed and put your phone down, “Hey Baron. I don’t know if we can keep this going..” Your eyes hung as you felt a red flush fill your skin. You didn’t want to hear his response but it had to be done.

“Us being a couple? Is that it?” Baron questioned with a confused tone. You nodded in response. Baron wrapped his right arm around your waist to bring you closer, “you know I’m your mate right? We may not be together as a couple thing but we will be a traditional mated couple in the wolf sense.”

Your eyes darted to his, “But Dean said I’m his? Like I wanted to break what we have here off, to you know kinda start something stable with him.”

Baron took a deep breathe, your words cut his esteem a little but he wasn’t about to let you know. “Well, it seems we’re at an impasse. So he told you that you’re going to be his mate? Cause I mean if he did, you’re a special pup in the pack.”

“Special? Like having two mates? Shit that ain’t happening. I can only handle one guy at a time,” you laughed. Baron cocked his head, “Well it looks like you’ve been talking behind my back to the mutt boy. So yes, you can handle the both of us!”

You pried his hand from your waist, “he’s no mutt Baron! And who says I’m really your goddamn mate?” Your gaze was heating up.

“Your scent is so strong, it’s lilacs and gooseberries. It stinks up the room when you’re in it,” Baron chuckled, “did he tell you the same scent?”

You nodded, “yea but he put gooseberries first.”

You traveled back to Dean’s cabin guided by the light of the moon. You knocked hoping he was still there. At first there was no response and you tried peeping through the window to see if anyone was home.

Then the door opened to a naked Ambrose, “Hon, warn a dude before coming.”

Your eyes caught a glimpse of his package before you averted your eyes, “S-sorry Dean. I was just visiting everyone, thought I’d come back here to crash tonight. Can I ask why are you nak-“

“I was wolfing. When you knocked I didn’t have opposable thumbs to open shit with.”

You laughed and made your way in without being invited in, “maybe you should make a pull thing where you can pull it as a wolf and it opens the door.”

Dean slipped his underwear on, “well I’m not a freaking inventor, okay? On the other hand why do you have a fuck boy’s scent on you. I didn’t give you permission to visit his territory.”

You opened the fridge and took a beer, “He knows. He said I’m his mate too. Said I was some special pup,” you put the beer on a table and embraced the bare chested Dean, “I don’t wanna choose between the both of you.”

Dean’s hands traveled up the backside of your tank and rubbed your warm skin, “you really don’t have to. But your heat will trick you. We just gotta lock up the house and have some wolves watching outside. We’ll be fine baby cakes.”

“Why me?” You whimpered.

“Because you’re fucking gorgeous girl. Obviously your scent was meant to be shared with another..less deserving loner,” he pushed you back so he could look into your eyes. Your eyes traced his face, his rough scruff, his messily cared for hair, and his daring blue eyes.

“You’re mine Y/N. And he’s not getting this,” he gave a firm grasp onto your ass, “that’s mine. Your mine. The bastard can stay a lone wolf.”

which easy company member should YOU fight?

Richard Winters

who wins: Winters

two days before d-day 1st lt. raymond schmitz challenged winters to a wrestling match and dick told him to go away and schmitz wouldn’t and dick got so annoyed that he gave in, but little did schmtiz know that dick was a wrestler in college and he threw schmitz down too hard and cracked two of the guy’s vertebrae

don’t fight winters

Harry Welsh

who wins: Welsh

harry got busted down to private for fighting more times than i can remember; it does not matter if you could pick him up and put him on your shoulder (looking at you, buck), he’s scrappy and will mess you up

Lewis Nixon

who wins: you

i don’t think you could actually win, considering you most likely didn’t go the through sobel-hell training that nix did, it’s just that i doubt nix has the time, energy, or interest to fight you

Buck Compton

who wins: you

buck would let you win, let’s be honest (the first time; when you then demand a fair fight, he would decline because he’d never hurt one of his guys even in fun)

Ron Speirs

who wins: undetermined

everyone is always talking about how tough speirs is and i believe that, there’s not a doubt in my mind that ron speirs is one crazy son of a gun, but i’d be lying if i said i didn’t want to see someone shoot some spit balls at his neck (what happens after that is your funeral)

Carwood Lipton

who wins: Lipton

have you SEEN lip’s shoulders? probably, but to refresh your memory:

those shoulders are broad enough to carry a medium sized town on. not to mention that lip isn’t afraid to climb a tree to fight you

Bill Guarnere

who wins: Guarnere

you will probably not win this fight because bill’s a scrappy street fighter from the streets of south philly–remember that time he tried to headbutt liebgott:

but PLEASE, for the love of pete, although the odds are stacked against you, fight bill guarnere. please do it, this man may be my husband but i’ll fight him any day. this face is just asking to be punched

Joe Toye

who wins: you know the answer

“this guy with arms like pistons” “toughest guy in the unit, period” “these two strapping arms came at lowery from behind, lifted him up, spun him around, pinned him to the wall, and clamped a hand to his throat”

i think malark about summed it up, but if you ever get the urge to fight joe toye, think of this picture:

Don Malarkey

who wins: Malark

i will once again rely on a visual aid:

when it comes down to it, though, malark doesn’t want to fight you. he doesn’t want to fight anyone

Joe Liebgott

who wins: Liebgott

lieb may be the skinniest little dude in the company but what he lacks in stature, he makes up for in attitude, pent-up rage, and a sassy mouth. also he’s a machine gunner so he’s gotta be strong as hell to lug that thing around

Eugene Roe

who wins: n/a

didn’t your mother teach you better than this

David Webster

who wins: you

we’re talking about the man who literally yelled “THEY GOT ME” when he was shot in the leg. this was not the hollywood version he actually said that. fight david webster

Johnny Martin

who wins: Martin

you know that textpost that’s like “i gotta stop telling people to fight me, i’m 5′0 tall″ that’s johnny. if you upset johnny, he’ll just glare at you until you start to get really uncomfortable, and then he’ll rope you into going on a patrol which is worse than fighting him hand-to-hand

Frank Perconte

who wins: Perco

perco doesn’t actually fight you, because when you start to get really excited about a fight, he starts going off on you and chews you out until you’ve lost the motivation to fight him

Skip Muck

who wins: Skip

skip was an expert mortar man so i wouldn’t take him on, personally. but literally every single person was in friend love with skip and his sideways banana smile, you could spend your whole life trying to come up with reasons to fight him and not think of any

George Luz

who wins: you

the trick to fighting luz is strategy. if you’re intent on taking him down, you need to do it at the opportune moment, such as when it took like half the company to shove him into the plane because of that 180000 pound radio. alternatively you can just smack him in the mouth

Babe Heffron

who wins: Babe

babe fought the whole war as a machine gunner with severe hand problems, not odds i’d want to challenge tbh. also, the only person allowed to fight babe is bill

Smokey Gordon

who wins: Smokey

i would never ever fight smokey. ever. this is why:

Shifty Powers

who wins: Shifty

you COULD fight shifty, but i mean, do you really want to? is there anything in you that can justify fighting shifty

Floyd Talbert

who wins: Tab

winters said somewhere that if he had to take one soldier into a fight with him, he’d take tab. i’m going to trust winters on this one. plus, if you piss tab off, he’ll steal your car and conduct “experiments” on it

Chuck Grant

who wins: Grant

grant falls into the revered category that skip and shifty also reside in, which is, don’t fight grant, he never hurt you, and he deserved so much better than what he got. there are no reasons in the world to fight chuck grant

Bull Randleman

who wins: Bull

we know what bull can do, let’s not test him

IN SHORT: don’t attempt to fight easy company, or joe toye will grab you by the throat before you can even get in a fighting stance

Mary as Storyteller.

OK, next step. In a previous post (link below) it occurred to me that most/all of S4 is not coming from Sherlock; nor is it coming from John. It is, in fact, coming from MARY. It what Mary *thinks* John and Sherlock are thinking.

(It’s ok if this makes no sense, I’m barely making sense to myself. No worries if you want to skip on by).
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I’ve done some writing and imagining that Sherlock is hypothesizing a happy family scenario for John in TST, and protecting Mary in order to make that happen.

TLD seems to be more from John’s POV, and it’s full of self-loathing. He’s a doctor, but people die; he’s not gay, but he pursues anonymous sex… Idk. Whatever’s going on, it’s pretty bleak and violent. Worse yet in TFP… Is Euros Sherlock’s sexuality? Or John’s? Yikes, again… Whatever… It feels AWFUL.

(Who *are* these guys, anyway? When I compare them with their ASiP selves, they are barely recognizable).

If this is really what Sherlock and/or John are thinking, then their lives are miserable- desperate, depressed, suicidal. Really, they should consider themselves *lucky* to get a smoothed over happy ending. And Mary tells us so at the end of TFP.

Mary tells us so. Ah.
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So… maybe Mary has been driving the bus. Maybe S4 was Mary’s *idea* of what John and Sherlock are all about. MARY thinks they are desperate, MARY thinks they are self-loathing and violent, MARY thinks they are repressed and helpless. MARY thinks they need to be fixed.

That matches up pretty well with how she treated them in earlier episodes. In S4 she got to be the director. MARY is making them act out all these horrible things she thinks are going on in their heads.

That’s why S4 feels so wrong. It’s Mary’s twisted view. It doesn’t have anything to do with John and Sherlock at all.
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https://longsnowsmoon5.tumblr.com/post/157241523351/whos-the-storyteller-now

Root: Holly Short… How do I begin to explain Holly Short?

Trouble: Holly Short is flawless.

Foaly: Her Neutrino’s insured for $10,000

Juliet: I hear she wrestles gnomes…in zero gravity.

Trouble: her favorite sport is crunchball

Butler: One time she met Artemis’s alter ego… And he told her she was pretty.

Artemis: one time she punched me in the face… It was awesome.

A buddy of mine saw Sabine Wren take her shirt off in the shower and he said that Sabine has an eight pack.

That Sabine is shredded.

(She totally is tho. She also shouldn’t hold prototypes up to her face to figure out the problem.)

Marian Hawke, captain of Kirkwall University’s co-ed rugby team*, the Kirkwall Raiders.

*previously men’s rugby team, until she challenged the captain to a wrestling match and broke three of his fingers, leaving the team without said captain. 

vine

it’s waterfront property, so you know it’s real (Part 3 of the Hollstein Trash Vines | Part 1 | Part 2)

since the jonnor kiss, I go on the tag at least 20 times a day.

FOW - First Order Wrestling

so the other day i miss-read a post by @that-vicious-vixen​ and i confessed to have a wrestling AU (cuz… if you got two loves, why not marry em right? lol!) which thankfully @kyluxxury​ totally encourage me to post!!! <3 <3 <3 but… i really have to shelve working on it until my commissions are done. else i’m just a total ass ~ and i don’t want to be a total ass!!! (^O  [] O)^ BUT!!! i will share this bit of one of my sketches for Kylo along with his initial style stats at the outset of the AU!!! XD He’s tough as fuck and but he’s also a total mess in terms of technical skill! (he really needs Hux as his manager, but he would never admit it!!!) HAHA! Bumps for days ~ but botches for days too! LOL!