Have a rude Hobi, have 10 of them to get through your interview and your exam and your competition 👀 (I got these after being bias wrecked by JK and trying to balance myself out again- treat them well)
ahh thank you sweetie :’) i’ll treat them with all the love they deserve don’t worry 😍
Not a prompt unless you wanna write it: Sara lance hitting on Alex constantly until she says "if you kiss me I'll never flirt with you again" and she assumes Alex won't do it right? Wrong. Alex spins around and just straight up plants one on her while Maggie and the entire DEO watch Sara splutter, while Alex just struts off leaving multiple turned on agents (including Maggie and Sara because duh)
It’s all in good fun.
Maggie doesn’t mind because I mean hey Danvers, I plan on sticking around, but I can’t be the only hot woman you ever get to flirt with and because it’s Sara, and Sara is kind and Sara is fun and Sara is protective and Sara is deeply respectful of their love and Sara is… well, Sara is hot.
So it’s all in good fun, but Alex?
Alex keeps rebuffing even Sara’s smoothest (and corniest) moves.
At the bar.
Hey, Danvers, I know your sister can shoot lasers out of her eyes, but did you know you can make me wet with yours?
Oh please, Lance, if that’s the line you used on the Queen of France, it must not translate well into English.
In the green room.
Nice maneuver, Alex. Wanna try it out horizontally?
I did last night with Maggie, but nice try, Sara.
In the DEO control room.
Hey Maggie, does she look as good out of that uniform as she does in it?
Even better, Sara.
Good god, can the three of you take this outside? It’s bad enough how loudly you all think, I don’t have to hear it verbalized, too.
And that’s when it happens.
“Well, if you kiss me, we can stop traumatizing J’onn, because I’ll never flirt with you again,” Sara tells her, the smirk on her lips matching the playful one in Alex’s eyes, and Maggie arches an amused eyebrow as Sara turns to head out of the room.
But Alex grabs her arm and Alex spins her around and Alex glances at Maggie and Maggie nods because hell, why not, she’s coming home to her tonight, and Alex kisses Sara hard, kisses Sara hot, kisses Sara with tongue and with fervor.
J’onn groans and Winn trips over himself and Maggie’s grinning jaw is on the floor and Vasquez is resisting the temptation to take her phone out and film it and the only thing that tears Sara’s swooning body away from Alex’s strong arms is the loud clatter of a very flustered, very turned on rookie agent dropping the pile of paperwork he was supposed to be bringing down to Pam.
Alex stares at Sara’s flushed face and swollen lips and heaving chest and spluttering words for a moment before smirking, winking, and strutting out of the room, head high and hips swinging more than they normally would.
“So I… it… damn, Sawyer, your girlfriend can kiss like… does that mean I have to stop flirting with her?”
Maggie grins and watches Alex’s strut, her head tilted and eyes smouldering.
“You know what… I’ll just go… go…. ask her…”
And Maggie rushes off after Alex, fire in her core and a proud smirk on her face.
“You know they were somewhat more well-behaved before you came aboard, Ms. Lance,” J’onn mutters, and Sara winks.
“I can’t help who I am, J’onn,” and he turns away before she can see him grin, because god, he’s going to need to draw up more adoption papers.
okay so let’s write a novel talk about actual trainwreck of a character Jack Sparrow in this movie. so there are spoilers under this so don’t read if YOU DON’T WANNA BE SPOILED because I’ve been waiting months to write this and now I finally can:
Bitty doesn’t like lying to his boyfriend. It’s not his style. If anything, he’s honest to a fault. It’s not his speed to perpetrate deceptions, much less relish him.
Oh, but this… this is really kind of fun.
When he first tells Jack he’ll be heading home for Christmas, Jack is visibly disappointed. His face falls, and he heaves a sigh before mustering up his stoic face and telling Bitty “I hope you have fun.”
Bitty feigns concern. “Oh, now, what will you do? I know you’re playing on Christmas Eve day, so I suppose you can’t go home to your parents’.”
Jack shakes his head. “I’ll make do. I’m sure someone on the team will have me over.” But the sad glisten in his eyes is almost enough to make Bitty break down and confess right there.
Ok, next thing is try and work cheesecakelessness into a drabble!
Challenge accepted, anon.
Kara puts the phone between her shoulder and her ear while she busies about the kitchen pulling out bowls and spoons and measuring cups and will she need a whisk? she shrugs and tosses it into the pile.
The line rings and rings and she’s about to hang up and just fly over to the DEO when Alex finally picks up. She doesn’t even wait to let her get a greeting out.
I realized it’s been exactly a year since I watched WOY for the first time and got super into it because it helps with stress like nothing else? I don’t have the time to marathon it again, but I can watch an ep or two during mealtimes, it still helps
I still hope there’ll be a season three, c’mon c’mon c’mon
I'll never forget that Bangtan Bomb where Jimin was reacting to the Dope MV with Hobi he literally spent half the vid complimenting Jungkook and saying he was so handsome... it was like he saw Jungkook as a man for the first time LOL he was so shook 😂😂😂
Hello Anonie! Sorry for not responding immediately, but you inspired me to watch it again and make this compilation of Jimin, losing it over Jungkook; while Hobi was all like “yeah, nice, yeah”, because, what else could he say? :D I love it, it’s hilarious.
First few seconds, Jungkook appears and Jimin starts with his praising…
The second time Jungkookie appears, Jimin doesn’t even say anything, he just has this expression and that says more than any words :D
I LOL’d hard at this one. Jungkook is not even in the view, he just runs around in the background when Jimin claims he’s “cute”.
Jiminie is astonished. (Who is that sexy policeman? Oh wait, that’s Jungkook.)
Jimin’s claiming Jungkook is good looking, part 2:
He likes what he’s seeing and he gives Jungkook cute nickname: “effects”. There’s no way he’s praising “effects” here :D
Annnnd he finishes just like he started, a.k.a, Jimin praising Jungkook and saying he’s good looking, part 3:
Sorry, I couldn’t resist the temptation to do this. :D This is for you, Anon! ♥ :)
i don’t know what made me turn into this, but i’m always teetering on the edge of angel and monster. on days i am the monster, i am all gnashing teeth, broken bones, and fleshy skin being ripped apart. i am all red. pure agony. pure flame. i am a wildfire, lighting a match and tossing it onto the prettiest, most alive patch i can find, just to hear the branches scream, just to hear the trunks burning, as i myself, once did. i dance in the flames of betrayal and listen so intently to the screams. sometimes i think they’re coming from me. sometimes i think the flame hurts me more than it hurts the ones being burned. when i am an angel, i am all soft cloud and light. i am blue skies for days, with a little bit of rain and a whole lot of sunshine. i am holding hands and light kisses and cotton candy at the circus. i am all good. i am laughter and smiles and feeling bubbly inside like you’ve just drank champagne but you’re really just drunk on love. drunk on the fact that the sunshine feels so nice and right on your skin and that blood is pumping through your veins and that you are alive. when i am good, i am soaring. and some days, the most complicated ones, i am both. half angel, half monster. i climb through the six feet of dirt i lie under and drag everyone around me who tries to help down with me to take my place. i make stepping stones out of people so i can escape the dirt. but when i am out, i cry. i cry because this isn’t right. because humans are not stepping stones. they, we, are just flesh stretched over bone, encasing a heart and a brain and vital organs. i tear myself apart so people can feed on my limbs because i’d rather hear my own stomach growl than watch people starve. i give myself away so people can survive down where they are set to rest. on these days, i am half super hero and half villain. i am always half of this, and half of that, and every night, i wonder what led me to such a split and how i can become whole again.
‘’You won’t hurt her, Snoke! I saved her once, I’ll do it again.’’
Headcanon: Kylo saved Rey from the other Knights of Ren during the slaughter of Luke’s padawans and dropped her on Jakku so she’s far away from Snoke and him. She managages to ignite the spark of Light that is still inside of him when they meet again many years later.
When Snoke heavily injures her in front of his eyes (because she’s a huge threat to him and Kylo Ren, who has still Light in him), he is transported back to the time where someone nearly killed her and again… He. Can’t. Let. That. Happen. Light or Dark, she’s someone he can’t watch die before him. Not if he can prevent it.
I don't know how to put it, but I have trouble believing things are real. Nothing too big, but still annoying. I'll look at a clock, read the time, and keep checking again because I always think I read it wrong. If a friend asks me to follow them I will, but the whole time I'm thinking that it's not them, just someone that looks like my friend. Not sure if it's related, but I also have to cover all my cameras because I think someone's watching me. I don't know what it is, but I want it to stop.
I’m really sorry to hear that you’ve been struggling with this! It definitely sounds really annoying to deal with. Having trouble believing things are real is generally described as derealisation, which is a type of dissociation. Derealisation can include the following symptoms:
Feeling like a normal environment is unfamiliar;
A sense that what is happening is unreal;
Feeling detached from the world;
A perception of objects changing shape, colour, size;
Someone can experience dissociation for many reasons. People who went through trauma will often experience dissociation, but it can also be a symptom of anxiety, depression, etc. It can be helpful to find out what could be causing you to dissociate. If it turns out you have anxiety and this is causing dissociation, then your dissociation will most likely reduce if you get treatment for your anxiety. There are some techniques that you can try without knowing the cause though. These are called grounding techniques. We have a page with different grounding techniques here. When you feel like you’re about to dissociate, you can use these techniques to try and stay more in reality. Or if you feel like you’ve already dissociated, you can use them to try and get back to reality. My personal favourite is the following grounding technique:
Describe 5 things you can see;
Describe 4 things you can hear;
Describe 3 things you can feel;
Describe 2 things you can smell;
Describe 1 thing you can taste.
I do want you to know that I’m not a professional in any way, so it’s definitely also possible that derealisation isn’t what you’re dealing with. We do not recommend self-diagnosis for the reasons listed here, so I definitely encourage you to see a professional so that you can get their opinion on what could be going on. You can visit your GP / local doctor and explain to them what’s been going on and that you want to find out what it is. They can then refer you to a psychiatrist, therapist, or other mental health professional. You can read more about getting help here.
Like I said, I’m not a professional, so I’m also not really able to say whether having to cover your camera is related. When you speak to a professional about the symptoms that could be derealisation, I’d also recommend you to speak to them about this. It could be a delusion, but it could also be something else. It’s just best to let a professional figure it out with you. I’m sorry that I can’t give you more answers, but I hope this helped at least a little bit!