gavin saying “i need fire” to get out of zipties and trevor going “okay, see, no you don’t actually, fire and indoors and you is strictly forbidden and bad and not happening” while lindsay goes “yo i got fire gav you want me to hook you up” and lighting the zipties directly against his skin on fire is the most team losers thing to ever happen
BIG MOOD: PEPPERMINT AND TRINITY’S FACES WHEN I TOLD THEM THAT THEIR SCRAPBOOK WAS ENTIRELY CREATED OUT OF FAN SUBMISSIONS ♡♡♡♡ honestly, i can’t thank y'all enough for taking the time to submit your beautiful artwork and writing heartfelt letters for this project!!!!!! it goes without saying but without your contributions, this wouldn’t have been possible. i’ll admit i was stressed af about it but their gaggt reactions and just sincere appreciation for the gesture made it all worthwhile. LIKE it made peppermint get so emotional she was just GASPING and trinity’s face even MOVED and she smiled and everything jsjsksks we did it kids!!!!! i can’t stop crying!!!!!!
*This post has spoilers from Zelda botw, the divine beasts.*
So I was doing the boss battle for Divine beast Naboris (the Thunderblight) and I noticed that this was the only Blight I couldn’t beat by just stuffing them with arrows. In fact arrows were completely useless against them.
That got me thinking.
Wouldn’t a Blight with this fighting style be better against Revali, who’s primary weapon is a bow, instead of Urbosa? It seemed like an odd choice on Gannon’s part. Then I realised, the Tunderblight fights with a short sword and shield, which is the exact weapons that Urbosa fought with and that you get given after defeating the divine beast. Then I realised, it’s the exact same for every other divine beast.
Mipha excels at fighting with a spear, the Waterblight also fights with a spear.
Daruk fights with a heavy weapon, which for Link to carry requires two hands but I’m pretty sure Daruk could handle with one.
Which would again match the Fireblight’s weapon.
Revali fights with a bow and the Windblight’s main weapon also fire’s projectiles at you. Heck it even copies Revali’s Gale in creating it’s own tornadoes.
Even the Thunderblight can summon lighting just like Ubosa’s fury. Along with the same weapons as I mentioned before.
Gannon’s not fighting fire with water. He’s fighting fire with fire. He’s copied the four champions and created better versions of them. Better versions that could defeat them in their acclaimed strongest skill. The skill that supposedly no one else could beat them in.
He’s humiliating them.
Revali is no longer the best bowman “even among the Rito”. Mipha’s spearmanship “in a class all its own” has met it’s match. And because the champions lacked the diversity of using a range of different weapons they couldn’t counter the overwhelming strength with a different style. It’s almost as if Gannon is teaching them a lesson. Not to be too overconfident in their own skill. After all “Jack of all trades, master of none, but is oftentimes better than master of one.” Which Is why you (Link) have a much better chance at defeating them.
So does that shed new light on Gannon’s character?
You probably new at least half of this already. Anyway thanks for reading if you made it to the end.
So, you know the guy who proclaimed “There’s been a mistake. Moonlight – you guys won Best Picture” and held up the card for everyone to see? The guy who thought he had just won an Oscar only to realize he hadn’t and was probably humiliated, but was only concerned with making sure sure everyone knew Moonlight was the winner? The guy who SHUT DOWN Kimmel’s “I would like to see you get an Oscar anyway – why can’t we just give out a whole bunch of ‘em?” with a very deliberate “I’m gonna be really proud to hand this to my friends from Moonlight?” The guy who, when the cast, producers, and director of Moonlight came on stage, immediately went over to hand them their Oscar and to hug every one of them?
His name is Jordan Horowitz and HE IS JEWISH and I am proud.