but i wouldn't miss this day

halo | happy international women’s day

  • dante's parents: our son's gay and in love with you
  • ari: true dat
  • ari's parents: we think ur gay and in love with dante
  • ari: lmaooo? not true honestly why the FUCK would you say that?? i only just risked my life for him without so much as a single thought for mine!! i only kissed him back when he kissed me!!! that doesn't mean anything LMAO i only just beat the fuckin crap out of the guy who sent him to the hospital and i only was just so distraught i could hardly speak afterwards? i only said summer wouldn't be summer without him? i've only just missed him so much it hurt whenever he's been away? i've only been in love with him and tried to hide it? ohmyGOD y'all #playedyourself honestly i'm lmfao parents these days jesus
If Yuuri was a stripper back in Detroit Pt 9
  • Viktor: So did Phichit know about your job?
  • Yuuri: Nah, he just thought I had a sugar daddy or something.
  • Viktor: ...What?
  • Yuuri: Well I'd get called into work around midnight and then come home at like 4am sweaty and exhausted and covered in glitter and with a fresh wad of cash. He figured it was a booty call.
  • Viktor: And he was okay with it?!
  • Yuuri: Well at first he questioned me a lot but I bought him a new pair of headphones and he was cool about it. He'd sneak condoms in my pocket and tell me to let "daddy" know he said hi. He called him Greg.
  • Viktor: ... I'm glad you have such... supportive friends?
  • Yuuri: Yeah it was kinda weird. But I figured it was better than telling him I stripped. When I quit I told him I had broken up with Greg.
  • Viktor: How did he take it?
  • Yuuri: He asked if he could start seeing him instead.
  • Viktor: REALLY?!
  • Yuuri: He missed that sugar daddy cash. I didn't have the heart to tell him I was earning it. To this day I still make up stories about Greg to let Phichit know he's doing okay.
  • Viktor: Wouldn't it be easier to tell him you stripped?
  • Yuuri: The Legend of Velvet Axel dies with us.
÷ Sentence Starters
  • "I was born inside a small town."
  • "Friends and family filled with envy when they should be filled with pride."
  • "And when the world's against me, is when I really come alive."
  • "I need to get in the right mind and clear myself up."
  • "I look in the mirror, questioning what I've become."
  • "I'm well aware of certain things that can destroy a man like me."
  • "I am happy on my own so here I'll stay."
  • "I used to think that nothing could be better than touring the world with my songs."
  • "I chased the picture perfect life, I think they painted it wrong."
  • "I think that money is the route of all evil, and fame is hell."
  • "Ain't nobody want to see you down in the dumps."
  • "You're living your dream and this should be fun."
  • "I beg you don't be disappointed with the man I've become."
  • "I guess you know I've been away."
  • "Where I'm heading, who knows?"
  • "My heart will stay the same."
  • "I was younger then."
  • "I found my heart and broke it here."
  • "I can't wait to go home."
  • "I miss the way you make me feel."
  • "We watched the sunset over the castle on the hill."
  • "Had my first kiss on a Friday night... I don't reckon I did it right."
  • "Maybe I came on too strong."
  • "Maybe I waited too long."
  • "Maybe I played my cards wrong."
  • "Baby I apologise for it."
  • "I've been known to give my all."
  • "Don't call me baby unless you mean it."
  • "Don't tell me you need me if you don't believe it."
  • "So let me know the truth before I dive right into you."
  • "You're a mystery."
  • "I have traveled the world and there's no other girl like you."
  • "What's your history?"
  • "Do you have a tendency to lead some people on? 'Cause I heard you do."
  • "The club isn't the best place to find a lover."
  • "Girl, you know I want your love."
  • "Your love was handmade for somebody like me."
  • "I may be crazy, don't mind me."
  • "Boy, let's not talk too much, grab on my waist and put that body on me."
  • "I'm in love with the shape of you."
  • "We push and pull like a magnet do."
  • "I'm in love with your body."
  • "Now my bedsheets smell like you."
  • "Although my heart is falling, too, I'm in love with your body."
  • "I never knew you were the someone waiting for me."
  • "We were just kids when we fell in love, not knowing what it was."
  • "I will not give you up this time."
  • "Darling, just kiss me slow."
  • "Darling, you look perfect tonight."
  • "Well I found a woman, stronger than anyone I know."
  • "She shares my dreams, I hope that someday I'll share her home."
  • "We are still kids, but we're so in love."
  • "I know we'll be alright this time."
  • "Be my girl, I'll be your man."
  • "I see my future in your eyes."
  • "I don't deserve this, darling, you look perfect tonight."
  • "I know I have met an angel in person."
  • "You look perfect tonight."
  • "Baby, I just want to dance."
  • "She shared a cigarette with me while her brother played the guitar."
  • "You know she beat me at darts and then she beat me at pool."
  • "She kissed me like there was nobody else in the room."
  • "I was holding her hand, her hand was holding mine."
  • "I swear I'm going to put you in a song that I write."
  • "You look happier."
  • "I saw that both your smiles were twice as wide as ours."
  • "Ain't nobody hurt you like I hurt you, but ain't nobody love you like I do."
  • "Promise that I will not take it personal if you're moving on with someone new."
  • "You look happier, you do, my friends told me one day I'll feel it, too."
  • "I'll smile to hide the truth, but I know I was happier with you."
  • "Everything's reminding me of you."
  • "You're happier, aren't you?"
  • "I know that there's others that deserve you, but my darling, I am still in love with you."
  • "I know I was happier with you."
  • "I knew one day you'd fall for someone new."
  • "If he breaks your heart like lovers do, just know that I'll be waiting here for you."
  • "Tribal tattoos and he don't know what it means."
  • "But I heard he makes you happy so that's fine by me."
  • "I'm just keeping it real."
  • "I'll be trying not to double tap, from way back, cause I know that's where the trouble's at."
  • "Let me remind you of the days when you used to hold my hand and when we sipped champagne."
  • "I guess if you were Lois Lane, I wasn't superman, just a young boy trying to be loved."
  • "If it was meant to be, you wouldn't be calling me up trying to fuck."
  • "I'm positive that he don't wanna know about me."
  • "I know you're missing all this kind of love."
  • "In the back of the club kissing a boy that ain't him."
  • "You're still a young girl trying to be loved."
  • "When you're with him I know you're lonely."
  • "Please, remember you're still free, to make the choice and leave."
  • "She is the sweetest thing that I know."
  • "You should see the way she holds me when the lights go low."
  • "Oh we're in love, aren't we?"
  • "I feel safe when you're holding me near."
  • "Love the way that you conquer your fear."
  • "You know hearts don't break around here."
  • "Spent my summer time beside her, and the rest of the year the same."
  • "She is the lighthouse in the night that will safely guide me home."
  • "I'm not scared of passing over or the thought of growing old, because from now until I go, every night I'll kiss you."
  • "We could change this whole world with a piano."
  • "I'm just a boy with a one-man show."
  • "Love could change the world in a moment."
  • "The revolution's coming, it's a minute away."
  • "I know, I'm all for people following their dreams."
  • "The future's in the hands of you and me."
  • "You are the one, girl."
  • "How would you feel, if I told you I loved you?"
  • "So tell me that you love me, too."
  • "We were sat upon our best friend's roof, I had both of my arms round you, watching the sunrise replace the moon."
  • "We were sitting in a parked car, stealing kisses in the front yard."
  • "I'm in pieces, it's tearing me up."
  • "A heart that's broke is a heart that's been loved."
  • "I hope that I see the world as you did."
  • "A life with love is a life that's been lived."
  • "I've got two left feet and a bottle of red wine."
  • "We're going somewhere where the sun is shining bright."
  • "You're like something that God has sent me."
  • "I lost my shoes last night, I don't know where I put my keys."
  • "I get lonely and make mistakes from time to time."
  • "My heart is breaking at the seams and I'm coming apart now."
  • "Always say what's on your mind."
  • "I was twenty four years old when I met the woman I would call my own."
  • "Her daddy said, 'No, you can't marry my daughter.'"
  • "I'm gonna marry the woman I love."
  • "Never had I seen such beauty before."
  • "I never worried about the king and crown."
  • "I gave all my oxygen to people that could breath."
  • "I gave away my money and now we don't even speak."
  • "I drove miles and miles, but would you do the same for me."
  • "Life can get you down so I just numb the way it feels."
  • "I drown it with a drink and out of date prescription pills."
  • "All the ones that love me, they just left me on the shelf."
  • "So before I save someone else, I've got to save myself."
  • "I'm here again, between the devil and the danger."
  • "Before I blame someone else, I've got to save myself."
  • "Before I love someone else, I've got to love myself."
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Well yeah, Wendy would be the least suspected one of the bunch, that’s for sure

I swear I’m never wasting so much time on stupid comics again. Out of all the asks I could’ve used, I chose this one. Someone shoot me please .+:。(ノ・ω・’ )ノ゙

bonus:

how do you expect anyone to suspect her

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i went back to the neighbourhood where i grew up (mostly, i’m still growing) and it was fun but i miss it so so much

MJ Song Categories: Solo Artist Edition

Songs containing an inspirational or powerful message (political or otherwise):

  • Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’
  • Man in the Mirror
  • Jam
  • Heal The World
  • Will You Be There
  • Black or White
  • Keep The Faith
  • They Don’t Care About Us
  • Money
  • Shout
  • Why You Wanna Trip On Me
  • Heal The World
  • Cry
  • What More Can I Give
  • We’ve Had Enough
  • Earth Song
  • On The Line

Songs about children:

  • Heal The World
  • Do You Know Where Your Children Are
  • The Lost Children
  • Little Susie
  • Speechless (according to MJ himself)

Song about his own children:

  • You Are My Life

Songs about women:

  • She’s Out Of My Life
  • Rock With You
  • Girlfriend
  • Human Nature
  • Carousel
  • Nite Line
  • Loving You
  • It’s The Falling In Love
  • Workin’ Day And Night
  • Baby Be Mine
  • The Girl Is Mine
  • Got The Hots
  • Hot Street
  • P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)
  • The Lady In My Life
  • Billie Jean
  • Behind The Mask
  • Liberian Girl
  • The Way You Make Me Feel
  • Dirty Diana
  • Fly Away
  • Streetwalker
  • Chicago
  • Remember The Time
  • She Drives Me Wild
  • Dangerous
  • If You Don’t Love Me
  • Can’t Let Her Get Away
  • Who Is It
  • In The Closet
  • Work That Body
  • She Got It
  • Serious Effect
  • Give In To Me
  • Just Good Friends
  • I’m So Blue
  • Fall Again
  • Beautiful Girl
  • You Are Not Alone
  • Blood On The Dance Floor
  • Invincible
  • Heartbreaker
  • Break Of Dawn
  • Heaven Can Wait
  • One More Chance
  • Blue Gangsta
  • Butterflies
  • (I Like) The Way You Love Me
  • Whatever Happens
  • Don’t Walk Away
  • Slave To The Rhythm
  • You Rock My World
  • Superfly Sister

Songs stemming from his own personal experiences:

  • Billie Jean
  • Leave Me Alone
  • Speed Demon
  • Man In The Mirror
  • Price Of Fame
  • Why You Wanna Trip On Me
  • Will You Be There
  • Scream
  • They Don’t Care About Us
  • Morphine
  • Childhood
  • In The Back
  • D.S.
  • Stranger In Moscow
  • Xscape
  • Tabloid Junkie
  • This Time Around
  • Privacy

Songs about sex (or that could be interpreted as being about sex):

  • The Lady In My Life
  • Don’t Stop Til’ You Get Enough
  • Rock With You
  • Girlfriend
  • In The Closet
  • Superfly Sister
  • Nite Line
  • Got The Hots
  • Monkey Business
  • Break Of Dawn
  • 2000 Watts

Songs he covered that were made by other artists:

  • Come Together
  • Smile

Songs about violence, gang activity, war, etc.:

  • Beat It
  • Bad
  • Smooth Criminal
  • Al Capone
  • Little Susie
  • They Don’t Care About Us
  • We’ve Had Enough
  • Earth Song
  • Why You Wanna Trip On Me
  • Shout

Songs with a supernatural theme:

  • Thriller
  • Threatened
  • Ghosts
  • Is It Scary
  • A Place With No Name

Songs about dancing/having a good time:

  • Rock With You
  • Burn This Disco Out
  • Off The Wall
  • Get On The Floor
  • Hot Street

Songs that incorporate elements of Rock:

  • Beat It
  • Dirty Diana
  • Morphine
  • Give In To Me
  • P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)
  • D.S.
  • (I Can’t Make It) Another Day
  • Black or White

Songs about some form of loss:

  • She’s Out Of My Life
  • Don’t Walk Away
  • Carousel
  • Gone Too Soon
  • Do You Know Where Your Children Are
  • The Lost Children
  • Little Susie
  • Earth Song
  • Carousel
  • Smooth Criminal
  • We’ve Had Enough

Songs about overcoming something:

  • Jam
  • Unbreakable
  • This Time Around
  • Keep The Faith
  • On The Line
  • Hold My Hand

Songs about Love (ALL forms):

  • Rock With You
  • Don’t Stop Til’ You Get Enough
  • I Can’t Help It
  • It’s The Falling In Love
  • Love Never Felt So Good
  • Baby Be Mine
  • The Girl Is Mine
  • The Lady In My Life
  • Human Nature
  • P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)
  • The Way You Make Me Feel
  • Streetwalker
  • Fly Away
  • I’m So Blue
  • Liberian Girl
  • I Just Can’t Stop Loving You
  • Just Good Friends
  • Got The Hots
  • In The Closet
  • Remember The Time
  • If You Don’t Love Me
  • Someone Put Your Hand Out
  • Heal The World
  • Another Part Of Me
  • You Are Not Alone
  • Butterflies
  • Break Of Dawn
  • Loving You
  • You Rock My World
  • Fall Again
  • Beautiful Girl
  • Hold My Hand
  • Don’t Walk Away
  • One More Chance
  • Speechless
  • You Are My Life
  • (I Can’t Make It) Another Day
  • (I Like) The Way You Love Me
  • Best Of Joy

Songs about Injustice:

  • Scream
  • They Don’t Care About Us
  • We’ve Had Enough
  • Tabloid Junkie
  • Shout
  • Why You Wanna Trip On Me

Songs about pain (ALL forms):

  • She’s Out Of My Life
  • It’s The Falling In Love
  • Billie Jean
  • Dirty Diana
  • Leave Me Alone
  • Smooth Criminal
  • Why You Wanna Trip On Me
  • Who Is It
  • Gone Too Soon
  • Give In To Me
  • Price Of Fame
  • I’m So Blue
  • Dangerous
  • Slave To The Rhythm
  • They Don’t Care About Us
  • Childhood
  • Behind The Mask
  • You Are Not Alone
  • Stranger In Moscow
  • Morphine
  • Don’t Walk Away
  • Do You Know Where Your Children Are
  • We’ve Had Enough
  • Scream
  • Carousel

Songs exploring paranoia:

  • Thriller
  • Billie Jean
  • Dirty Diana
  • Speed Demon
  • Price Of Fame
  • Al Capone
  • Do You Know Where Your Children Are
  • Smooth Criminal
  • Dangerous
  • Who Is It
  • Morphine
  • Blood On The Dance Floor
  • Xscape
  • Threatened
  • A Place With No Name

anonymous asked:

I hurt my knee badly, but I went into work anyway because I knew there wouldn't be anyone to cover and I didn't want to force my coworker to close alone. 8 hours later I can't even stand so I went to the hospital and it turns out I have a broken knee. I called out for tomorrow and told my manager I had a broken knee and his response was "Well you were here today so it can't be that bad." I haven't missed a day of work in 1 1/2 years, but heaven forbid I stay home 1 day with a BROKEN FUCKING LIMB

I hope a rogue shopping cart rams him in the knee cap, breaking it. It sounds like he needs it. Get well soon. Don’t let them bully you out of calling in sick. -Abby

Do you ever wonder if anyone would miss you if you’re gone

Me: Oh wow I sure am feeling happy today!

- goes online to see friends are barely on-

Me: O H

hoe-lagraphicjesus  asked:

Do you think Edward every really chilled down about the whole "I've ripped you from a human life" even with Renesme and everything how the books ended? Like I can see if one day they were out and Bella smelled like some food shop or something she used to love like "aw man I miss that, it was good" because obvs vamp her wouldn't care but Edward would get guilty again even tho it was her choice, he just seems to love to wallow in his misery even at times when he should just be happy

Oh, yeah, I’m sure once the newness wears off there are going to be moments like that and Bella’s going to roll her golden eyes to high heaven. 

“All the things you missed out because of meeeeeee.”

“But look at all I gained!”

“Look at all you lossssst! D:” 

Bella probably asks Esme for some advice about this, because I imagine it happened with her and Carlisle too and she’s just like “Honestly I don’t know what to tell you, he bought me a tropical island because I offhandedly once said ‘I miss the sun,’ so, good luck.” 

wangpatang  asked:

If you want me to work, just fucking schedule me. The coverage you're missing is because you're short on overall staff, NOT because someone called off. You literally scheduled me days off knowing there would be no hostess and then called me on those days like, "yeah I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this but..." yeah? YEAH??? U WERE HOPING??? FUCK OFF M8

anonymous asked:

(1) I was rewatching internet support group 8 and remembered Dan said he filmed that the day they went to Australia in his nearly blinded myself video. Wouldn't he have been really drunk or do you think the alcohol is a prop?? I've wondered that before actually. Or maybe I'm just missing something.

(2) Ps i know everyone says this but really thank you so much for taking the time to come on here. I enjoy their videos even more now because you point out details and things that really add to it. So thank you so so much!!

awwwww youre the sweetest tysm :’) lol i think in isg 8 specifically dan def made it seem like he drank a lot more than he really did. if i rmmbr correctly it looks like he does about 5 ‘shots’ but you’re right in saying that he would be pretty actually drunk if he did that in so little time (esp bc he has told us before that his tolerance is pretty low) so my thinking is that it is either water or that he’s lowkey taking like quarter shots or half shots each time (for a grand total of like 2ish shots overall which wouldn’t really make him anything more than mildly tipsy). also because, in regards to this case specifically, he has told us he hates vodka and esp hates vodka shots so i just rly can’t imagine he’d happily sit there doing 5 or 6 in a row lol

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#DAPGOOSE

Met 3 talented friends ( @adziedoodle, @prettyprettypretties, @billacookie), saw 2 lovely dorks ( @danisnotonfire @amazingphil ), got 1 amazing book and 0 regret :’D

anonymous asked:

I get called in by my manager to discuss attendance policy (I missed work the other day due to the snow). She hands me a list of my attendance issues and one stands out, it says I left early the day after christmas. That doesn't sound like me at all (I never leave early and especially wouldn't that day cuz we were so busy). We looked into it and...I was scheduled til 5 and clocked out at 4:59. Luckily my manager agreed to fix it for me. But had it been another day I might not have caught it

I’ve never worked somewhere that was unhappy about anyone leaving early. That’s usually because management did the “who wants to go home, it’s too slow” role call though. Still, one minute isn’t going to make or break a million dollar sale. -Abby

anonymous asked:

maybe i'm missing something, but why wouldn't you listen to a doctor's opinion of whether you're in pain or fatigue?

Okay, I’ve thought about this question for most of a day, because the obvious answer is “….why would I?”, but it’s clearly not obvious to you.

Now, I know exactly what you’re thinking. They’re a doctor. They’re a professional you’ve gone to for help. And pain and fatigue are, like, medical things, right? Going to a doctor about medical stuff and then saying “LOL NOPE” to what the doctor says is like hiring a plumber and then arguing about how to fix your sink, right? If you’re so smart, why’d you call the plumber over?

Okay.

But now imagine your basement is flooding and you call the plumber. While on the phone, the plumber asks you what the problem is and you say that there’s a pipe in your basement that’s burst and it’s now flooded.

And the plumber—still on the phone—says “LOL NOPE.”

And you say, “Excuse me?”

The plumber says, “Look, a flooded basement is a really severe problem, okay? Usually, these calls, they’re a clogged toilet or a leaky u-bend under the sink. Trust me, this is better. Those are a lot cheaper to fix.”

And you say, “I’m sure they are, but I’m telling you, my basement is flooded. I’m looking down the stairs and I can see the water.”

“I’m just saying, there are other things it could be. It won’t hurt anything to eliminate them first,” the plumber says.

And you say, “But I need my basement fixed! Look, I can’t go down in my basement and do laundry right now, and I have important keepsakes down there in boxes… some of them are already ruined, but maybe I can salvage some if we can just fix the problem.”

“Well, then it will be in your interest for me to check your toilets and your u-bends,” the plumber says.

“The problem is not in my toilets or my sinks,” you say. “I am looking at the problem. I called you because my basement is flooded, and I need you to help me fix that.”

And then… now, I’m not assuming you’re female, but I just want to emphasize that this is a starkly though not exclusively gendered phenomenon, so if you’re not female then imagine you are.

“MA’AM,” the plumber says, in a way you recognize. It’s the voice of putting you in your place, the voice of unearned authority, and with this voice, this word, ma’am, is not a title of respect, it’s a reminder and a command. “MA’AM, if you’ll just calm down. I’m sure what you’re experiencing seems terrible to you, but the truth is, it’s probably not as bad as it looks from where you’re standing. And that’s a good thing! Trust me, have been a plumber for 27 years. Now, when can I come over to check your u-bends?”

"It’s not my u-bends!” you say.

“Ma’am, if you don’t want to be helped, I’ll start to think you’re calling for attention.”

You see?

(Now for bonus points, imagine the plumber refuses to help you until you lose a statistically improbable amount of weight just to rule out that this might be flooding your basement, or is acting on the subconscious but deeply entrenched idea that people with your skin color are less susceptible to flooding and in less need of help, or believes that as a feeeemale you’re more likely to be suffering from emotional distress than a physical problem and suggests the preferable course of action would be for you to take a nap every time the supposed flooding in your basement bothers you.)

As I said in that post, pain and fatigue — like dysphoria — are qualitative experiences. This means they happen in your head and they cannot be directly observed or measured by anyone else (which would make them quantitative phenomena). 

The doctor talking to you about dysphoria —or pain or fatigue — is not a plumber in your house, they are a plumber on the phone. The only input they receive about the problem is your account of it. 

And if they’re not willing to listen to what you say and aren’t willing to take you at your word, then all the expertise and experience in the world doesn’t matter. You can have the most powerful calculator in the world but if you type the wrong numbers into it it will still give the wrong answers. Someone can be the best doctor in the world but if they’re ignoring the information they’re not going to give you the right answer.

anonymous asked:

How comes nobody is putting mother's day headcanons? Zeke visits his mom's grave, Mylene and her sister bring her mom breakfast to bed, Yolanda plans a mother daughter day and they paint each other's nails and bake something together, Thor buys Adele flowers and Ra and Bo scold Dizzee "your man is making us look bad" for once Winston takes Thor's side "maybe if you had a gift for your mother you wouldn't look bad, did you think about that?" Shao and Regina both pretend not knowing what day is it

sorry i didnt answer this on sunday but i really love all of these

zeke (and wanda and leon) would visit his mothers grave and he’d probably spends a long time just talking to her headstone, getting her up to date on whats going on in his life, and telling her how much he misses her. but he also spends the day doting on wanda bc she is essentially his mother now and he wants to make sure that she knows he loves and appreciates her

mylene and her sister would be so cute on mothers day. they probably spent the day making sure linda didnt lift a finger, the cooked, they cleaned, they made her cards, played her favorite music, and bought her flowers (and later they invite papa fuerte over for dinner that they made)

yolanda is the only one in the kipling household that even remembers mothers day is coming up (besides  adele and winston but they wanted to see if the boys would do something on their own so they didnt say nothin) so she plans this whole nice day for her and her mother and when her brothers try to get it on it she laughs in their faces. thor doesn’t usually even remember mothers day at all but he made sure to mark it down this year bc he has to make himself look good for his boyfriends parents (and also he just genuinely loves adele and they bond now). unfortunately he makes dizzee, boo, and ra look bad but like at least he has winston and adele’s blessing now so thats a plus

this last part is killing me tho bc we really don’t know anything about regina or who’s taking care of her or if she’s all on her own with just these aint shit men. i’d like to think if that is the case tho she would spend mothers day at the kiplings having a mother daughter day with yolanda and adele

i’d like to think that shaolin spends mothers day chilling with napoleon since both of them are on their own, and yea they probably don’t acknowledge that its the day (well napoleon tries but he gets shut down) but at least they’re together. (but also we could go real sad and say that annie makes him spend mothers day with her taking advantage of him 😔)