Humans are weird
My take on humans are weird/space orcs/Australians
Humans succeed in long endurance running and overall stamina. While some species have better senses, stronger muscles, and faster acceleration, none of them can last as long as a human when running (it was also ancient humanity’s hunting method: outlasting prey). What if humans can run at a constant speed for a prolonged period of time that would otherwise cause other species to fatigue easily?
S’kron: human George you must rest, you’ve been running for quite some time
George: nah I’m fine, this is normal for me
S’kron: normal? You’ve could’ve died from running that long!
George: I was jogging and it’s not bad, keeps me active, you should try it sometime
S’kron: running for an extended period of time is your idea of exercise? Are all humans like this?
George: well some can run faster and some can run longer I’m considered average.
S’kron: average? You mean other humans are faster?
George: yeah we have running is a sport for us it’s called sprinting and we do it around 100m or over in laps
S’kron: a sport? You must be insane to be running for that long!
George: no its true we even make obstacles known as hurdles to jump over whilst running
S’kron once again reread human physiology and learnt that humans were the best overall runners on their planet, he brought these findings to the rest of the crew, to their shock.
At that moment the guide to humans book was once again edited with a new note: do not challenge humans to a running contest, for you will surely die a slow, exhausting, painful death