but i was serious omfg

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anonymous asked:

hey, I really like the chibi!deku&dad might comic you did, but could you explain the premise, if you have one formed? because I'm really curious about how they met and how old deku is since all might didn't get injured too long ago from the start of the series

The premise is something like this:

Toshinori has been released from the hospital.

Recovery girl had been the one to handle most of his procedure, patching up his battered body as best she could while keeping an eye on his vitals. Apparently, his most recent battle has left him with a permanent handicap on his strength and a life cut short.

He has been released from the hospital and escaped the clutches of death, but at a dire price.

“Thankfully,” she had said, frowning down at her clipboard, “there are only a few people who were alerted of this setback, and they can be trusted to keep the secret. As far as the general public goes, All Might simply encountered another villain in his daily life and dealt with the situation accordingly.”

He knows that he is fortunate. He knows that he has saved the world from a horrifying villain and come out of it alive.

But still, something a little like inadequacy and disappointment settles in his stomach. Pride at finally having resolved the conflict between the holders of One for All and that man settles within him - him, he had been the one to finally do it; his predecessor can rest easy and Gran Torino is proud - but at the same time that is precisely the problem.

It is done. Resolved. Accomplished. And he has been left with a debilitating handicap as a result.

And all the while, All Might is a pillar of strength and resolve still needed in this world of heroes.

(He doesn’t quite mind, that. It has always been his dream to be a hero, to do as much as he can to help the populace and protect the people, even to his last breath. But the battle with his arch-nemesis has come with a price, and it’s more than a bit difficult to accept the fact that his time as One for All’s sole bearer wears thin and his “final breath” may end up being sooner than he thought.)

So, it is with this mindset - looking battered and broken with gaunt cheeks and shadowed eyes that hold a weariness of carrying the world on his shoulders - that he encounters a young boy crying in the park.

Toshinori has always been the type to do as much as he can to try and see everyone smile. His whole reason for becoming a hero was because he had wanted to aid the cause and help change the world for the better.

Without really thinking, he walks over to the bawling child - noting the bruises and scratches with some quiet remorse - kneels down, and places a firm hand on the boy’s shoulder to get his attention.

“Boy,” Toshinori says, smiling, because All Might always has to smile. “Are you alright?”

He jumps back and just about dies when the boy takes one look at him and screams.

~~~

Once the boy finally calms down, Toshinori finds out that his name is Midoriya Izuku. And he is bullied for not having a quirk.

(It took a while to calm the boy down. One look at his face and Midoriya had screamed bloody murder, apparently downright terrified of the sight. Toshinori had only then taken true note of what he looked like after his encounter with the holder of All for One through the reflective metal of a beam and, yeah, he doesn’t exactly look like a pretty sight while smiling.)

Overall, Toshinori is, admittedly, a little shaken.

Because this boy is quirkless. Sure, Toshinori knows that it is still an occurrence these days, but it is a rare occurrence, and for him to encounter Midoriya Izuku the day he is released from the hospital after a battle that has left him as he is…

It’s a silly thought, though. A coincidence. Toshinori wants to try his best to cheer Midoriya up but this encounter doesn’t really mean anything, he is simply doing his duty as a hero that wants to help the people -

But then, Midoriya walks over to the bushes. He emerges with a toy, broken and cracked in his hands, cradling it carefully as his eyes begin to water anew.

“What do you have there, Midoriya boy?” Toshinori asks, quietly.

Midoriya sniffs, wiping his nose with the back of his hand as he walks closer. “It’s… It’s my treasure.”

Toshinori says nothing in reply, staring dumbly at the familiar color scheme of red, white, and blue, the toy replica’s arm detached and bent awkwardly.

“Kacchan… Kacchan didn’t do it this time,” he says, clutching the toy in his hands. “But… some older people came around when I was playing, and - and I wanna be a hero but they looked at me like I was stupid and dumb because I don’t have a power and they, they -”

A hiccup, and Midoriya rubs a hand roughly over his eyes.

“I… I wanna be like All Might,” he murmurs quietly. “I wanna help people, I wanna be All Might’s sidekick, I, I…”

He looks up, wide eyes watering and voice nasally. Despite this, his next words are spoken with a steely determination.

“I wanna be a hero.”

This is the moment that the lives of two different people take an abrupt turn. Two, both who were born quirkless, one with the ability to pass on a powerful quirk and legacy and one whose dreams have withstood the grim reminder of the fates of quirkless.

Toshinori searches for the familiar strength that he holds, grasping it despite having been told not to just yet. But this is important, and he watches as Midoriya eyes fill with surprise, awe, and wonderment.

“Midoriya Izuku,” he says, and the boy seems to vibrate with contained excitement.

“You will be a hero.”


This is cheesy, I am a writer of cheese but LOOK… That is a PART OF THIS DUO, it just doesn’t feel right without Detroit Smash 100% levels of DORK.

Just in case, for clarification: Izuku is 9, almost 10, since All Might’s first encounter with Izuku was when he was 14 (and he got his injury five years before he met Izuku).

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…I think I’ll get a tattoo.

moony, wormtail, pun-foot, and prongs
  • alright so Sirius is always making puns
  • we all know this
  • and we know it started with those ‘sirius-ly’ puns
  • bc ofc it did
  • “Are you serious?”
  • “He’s not, but I am.”
  • “Omfg Pads, shut up.”
  • so Remus acts like he doesn’t enjoy them
  • (but secretly he’s dying on the inside)
  • it’s just he has an image to uphold and laughing at Sirius’s stupid puns will not help at all
  • so one day Sirius makes yet another horrible pun and Remus just can’t help it and snorts
  • and now Sirius knows Remus actually does enjoy his puns and sets out on a mission to make as many as possible
  • his constant puns start getting him in trouble in class
  • he gets detention one time for asking McGonagall why she’s acting so catty 
  • anyway so come fourth year Sirius realizes he’s hopelessly gay for Remus
  • and starts making puns to hit on him
  • and Remus the precious child he is is clueless to how Sirius feels, thinking that they’re just his normal stupid puns
  • until one night in the dorm
  • James gets back from Quidditch, and him and Sirius start discussing which position Sirius should try out for next year
  • Peter puts his two cents in, saying he thinks he’d like to play Chaser
  • so now the convo moves to Remus, who’s sitting on his bed, swallowed by an oversized jumper and flicking mindlessly through a book
  • James, still sweaty from practice, flops onto Remus’s bed
  • Remus is not amused
  • “What position do you think you’d play, Moony?”
  • Remus puts his book down and thinks about it
  • “I’d think I’d like to be a Keeper”
  • “Oh Rem you already are one” Sirius throws in with a wink
  • he immediately gets hit by a well aimed pillow on James’s part
  • Peter’s chuckling to himself 
  • and Remus just sits there quietly, blushing furiously from head to toe
  • bc he finally realizes that Sirius is hitting on him
  • and he smiles softly, fiddling with his sweater paws
  • and Sirius grins too, ignoring James’s groaning bc Remus looks fucking adorable okay
  • it’s all pretty gay and fluffy
  • and yeah
  • the end

“DRAW JOHN CONSTANTINE WEARING… 30) disney princess dress” for @wobblywibbly

OF COURSE IT IS A FANCY TRENCHCOAT DRESS OKAY!!!
Honestly this was such a fun thing to draw omg :’)
Maybe im getting a hang art again with dumb stuff like this~

anonymous asked:

It's 2017 and people like you are still posting FUCKING CAT MEMES. This is more damaging to society than literally anything I've ever seen in recent politics. Honey, catch on to what you're doing and get some help.

wait are you being serious or are you joking i legitimately can’t tell omfg

  • [How the butt-touching scene actually happened in my head]
  • Christophe: *touches Yuuri's booty* Yuuri, why didn't you invite me?
  • Yuuri, inwardly panicking: C-Chris...
  • Christophe: Looks like you got into shape. *flashes mature eros smile* Guess your master's giving you very thorough training.
  • Viktor: *appears to save his boyfriend* Chris!
  • Viktor: *hastily mutters in a low low low voice* Who-and-where-the-fuck-do-you-think-you're-touching?
  • Viktor: *reverts to his normal tone of voice* How's it going? *points his finger at the two*