Prompt: Can you do something where Archie (or another victim of your choice) tries to kiss the reader or something, but it turns out they are a lesbian. And so Veronica finds out they have a crush on her and teases them and lots of fluff. (Lol if you don’t do stuff other than jughead that’s fine)
A/N: Literally love this idea so much as I have such a crush on Veronica anyways. I’m going to use Chuck as my wonderful victim. I thought about using Archie but that boy is clueless with everything. Requests are Welcome!
For the past 10 minutes, Chuck has been trying to hit on you while you stared at him with a bored look on your face. You knew you were gay. You’ve known for the past 4 years but as fresh meat in Riverdale, not many people knew that.
Kevin, who was standing next you trying not to die laughing, knew you were gay the second you walked in the school doors. He compliments that he has a great gaydar when in reality, he caught you glancing at Cheryl Blossom’s beautiful ass. (oh my god that ass of hers is heaven)
“So You, Me, and Pop’s?” Chuck asks as you glance at Kevin, who’s actually dying against your locker.
“Um, Chuck, is it? I’m sorry I’m just not interested.” You shrug as Kevin lets out a snort, making you giggle a little.
“Oh Come on, Baby. One night with me, and you’ll be interested!” You and Kev share a look. Should you let him entertain the thought that you could possible like him or tell him there’s absolutely no way you could like him if you tried?
You were too nice and too gay to lead him on so you speak up, “Chuck. I’m gay. Like SUPER fucking gay.” Kevin laughs. “Like I would rather date Cheryl or Veronica than you or any other guy.”
Chuck pauses and the smile drops on his face. “You could have just said you weren’t interested.”
You roll your eyes and turn to kevin as Chuck walks away. “Why do all guys do that?”
He smiles down at you. “Cause they’re all clueless idiots.”
AKA I JUST GOT A EMAIL BACK FROM A JOB FOR AN INTERVIEW LAST NIGHT AND NEEDED SOME BILLWILL TO CHILL MY NERVES. I was so frazzled I couldn’t really talk to anyone sorry about that;;;;;;
(The interview is Wednesday and the phone call went well so FINGERS CROSSED LOL)
Anyways; I like the idea of Bill and Will dancing to swing music when they’re in the mindscape together, being bored to tears bc they can’t actually leave after their respective weirdmaggeddons, and with Bill trying to convince Will in a million different ways to help him achieve ~~revenge~~. (mainly by pretending to be what Will likes AKA human chaotic neutral instead of demon chaotic evil)
So I was listening to my psychology lecture today (and it turns out that YOUR PUPILS ARE ACTUALLY JUST HOLES IN YOUR EYES), anyway and it turns out that the inside of your eyeball is this fluid, jelly-like stuff but otherwise its pretty hollow (except for some wirey nervy stuff) soooooo
Inuyasha’s Eye (I guess his human one to be exact):
I came up with this. Because the legendary Inu no Taisho is a goddamn science nerd in his free time, he somehow managed to insert a lil pearl in his baby son’s eye (somehow without Izayoi noticing, I imagine) before many of the nerves in there are formed and therefore …
That is why Inuyasha went momentarily blind in one eye when Sesshomaru removed the pearl with his lightning-fast fingers, because his nerves probably grew around the pearl when as he got older.
I dunno, it just interested me and its all speculation really, not facts.
But also while I was googling images for this I found this amazing piece of trash:
and that made my rainy, cold day 10x happier (plus I got a starbucks coffee)
I dunno guys. Maybe I should make an InuyashaScienceBlog
but for now i hope you enjoy these drawings lmao i was kinda bored at work cause i finished all things i had to do so i decided to go ahead and make some fanart, i couldn’t look up references so im sorry if i fucked up some stuff lmaO
i mean these are just some sketches so it shouldnt matter anyway lol
lol not to be a bitch but @ everyone who is hardcore hating on pristin’s song can leave like….sorry it’s not your typical boring song with just singing and then a random ass rap in the middle with an out of place high note
mars in aries:
"u know what. FUCk everything. why doesnt life just give me what i want!!! life is so SLOW and BORING and i want ADVENTURE why can't things just HAPPEN MY WAY for ONCE!!!" *someone tells them to chill* "who tf are you??? are you trying to fight me????? ok i dare you FIGHT ME"
mars in taurus:
*bad stuff happens* "lol im fine" *more bad stuff happens* "@ life are u trying to provoke me...try harder it aint working" *the worst thing that could possibly happen happens* "OK THATS IT IM AT MY LIMIT. THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY. IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW I CANT EVEN THINK WTF WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME. anyways im actually totally chill haha let me just suppress my feelings it'll be ok :)"
mars in gemini:
"oh, i see! you think i'm wrong. i'm truly sorry to hear that some pitiful creatures like you find my beautiful mind so complex that you can't comprehend anything i'm saying. i'm sure that, for SOME people, it is indeed a bit too complex hahah lmao (:"
mars in cancer:
"fine, whatever. u may have said something rude but it's ok im just gonna ignore that" *later* "that fUkcin bitch...i'll show them later, trust me. i'll just wait for the right moment and destroy them when they least expect it"
mars in leo:
"??? did u just insult me or one of my interests ??? lmao first of all, HOW DARE YOU. second of all, YOU ARE WRONG. i am so beautiful and awesome and such a great friend and THIS is how u repay me??? i'm worth so much more than this. you are disgraceful. i am disgusted"
mars in virgo:
"i hate everything. NOTHING is going right and i am FALLING APART. honestly i don't even remember the last time something good happened in this world. why are people always annoying me? why is school always annoying me??? why is LIFE always annoying me????? can everyone just STOP"
mars in libra:
*someone points out that they need to get their life together* "bitch...what? i'm fine...what are you talking about.....my life is 100% under control!!!" *procrastinates everything* "wtf why do i have so much work??? i am dying under all the pressure i hate everything NOTHING IS UNDER CONTROL"
mars in scorpio:
*on the outside* "okay you know what fuck you im so over this it's over" *on the inside* "i know all ur weaknesses, honey...and trust me, you will regret it. you think i'm over this but i'm definitely not lmao watch ur back"
mars in sagittarius:
"wtf bitch i hate u, what do you think of yourself??? how dare u disagree with me and say rude stuff to me ugh don't talk to me ever again" *after like 8 minutes max* "omfg the other day i was listening to the duck song and i was thinking about how much you'd like it i mean i bet you've already heard it but it's absolutely hilarious u should watch the video it went viral on youtube hahaha" *someone asks if they've gotten over their anger* "what anger? ...oh thAT. lmao whatever who cares about that, have you heard the duck song?"
mars in capricorn:
"yeah i'm pretty fucking upset right now, things definitely did not go the way i expected them to. anyways that's just life. i'm over it. i'm just gonna...try and distract myself.....and pretend nothing happened...because that'll help me stop thinking about my shitty life...probably"
mars in aquarius:
*on the outside* "i guess ur right. maybe what ur saying is the right thing to do :) :) :)" *on the inside* "...excuse me hoe.....ur wrong, i'm right. u can't tell me what to do. i'm well-aware of what i'm doing, if u think i'm gonna listen to anything u tell me to do ur 100% wrong bye"
mars in pisces:
*accidentally offends someone, someone asks why they're mad* "honestly i'm not totally sure why i'm mad. i didn't even know i was mad until you pointed it out. i mean there are the usual reasons for being mad...people are horrible, life just generally sucks. so yeah im probably just generally mad lmao no worries"
-”Will you still love me when I go bald?”
-Fangirling over bands together
-Your kid making fun of Luke
-Him bringing home a kitten and trying to hide it from you
-Stealing his favorite shirt
-Reading muke fanfics together
-”No, he’s four. You can’t dye his hair green”
-(but lol he does it anyway)
-Watching series together
-Spending time with his family when he’s on tour
-Texts from him saying “I miss your boobs” when he’s on tour
-”You’re so loud, oh my god”
-Watching pokemon together
-Teaching your kid how to play guitar
-High fives after great sex
-Teaching your kid how to be punk rock
-”I’m bored, can you suck me off?”
-Feeding your kid nothing but pizza
where'd you get the idea to use jam-campasta as your URL??
I’m surprised that this is the first time I’ve ever gotten this ask lol
Anyway, the story is that when I was in 9th grade I was assigned to sit at a table with three guys. I became friends with all of them, and all of us were pretty good pals. One day, one of the guys decided to give everyone at the table nicknames that started with the first letter of their real name. He was like “You can be Jan,” but I heard Jam and I refused to be called Jan. Then later I was like, “This name is kinda boring, how can I make it better?” and I was like “Hey, I’m Italian. What do Italians like? PASTA,” and bOOM jam-campasta was born!
Eh, even if Rey is a Random, I don't care. She and Luke will bond and be BFFs anyway. I just want a good story that treats these characters well.
LOL I CAN'T BELIEVE REY SKYWALKER GOT DEBUNKED THOSE THEORISTS ARE SO STUPID AND BORING!!!
Wow I sure can't wait to see Rey team up with her father Luke and save the galaxy as the heir to the Skywalker Legacy in The Last Jedi, the next chapter in the Skywalker Saga, the story of which Rey is a main character, AKA Luke Skywalker's daughter.
I'm sorry if what I am asking is against your rules of not picking up works after others have scanned. But the group that originally translated the first two chapters of HASHIBA Mizu's Harami Bara absolutely refuse to translate the rest of the manga because they found out it has m-preg. You're the only group I know who are willing touch m-preg so is there anyway you can either translate the rest or help in getting someone else to translate it?
lol whaaa the fuk. they should know that it’s mpreg just by the title alone. i read it up until i saw some labor axn but i dropped it bc the story is repetitive and meh. i love me some mpreg, but if the story is boring, i sure as heck don’t want to spend time scanlating it.
there are much better mpreg stories out there imo!
*when you need more followers and attention you spend 15 dollars on someone you dont even know, sounds logical lol not
Lol funny thing is if you have a problem with what I do with MY money and MY life u can literally shut tf up. Also you’re acting like I’m the only person who does giveaways, do you send rude asks to everyone who does them or?? 🤔Anyways you’re fucking pathetic lol how about you get a life and stop spending me rude asks on anon. Hater ass hoe 🙄 but go off I guess
A LuNyx fanfic set in my Kingsglaive AU where Nyx works as a bodyguard for Luna regularly unless ordered to battle. He also helps her sneak out of the palace to explore the city when she wants to.
Summary: A night out gives unexpected twists for the princess and the glaive.
Author’s Note: 8,900+ words… I’m like “what the heck!? I have no chill!” Anyways, I hope the length of this story doesn’t bother you. I’ve been writing this on my phone most of the time while I go home from work and also when have some free time left at work and at home. I have no idea if this will have another sequel but we’ll see. If not then please accept this is the last chapter of this particular series.
I hope you guys like it.
You must read the following before you proceed (Otherwise you won’t get some of the things in this story):
Chapter 1 - “Act the Part”
Chapter 2 - “Meddling Rumors and Hidden Truths.”
You can search those chapters by their titles on my blog (this website doesn’t seem to want me to add links to them -_-)