Little context: Since my party was mostly new players and I really wanted to sell them on DnD (Dragon Age Homebrew) being a game where you can do anything, I allowed a lot of seduction in the beginning of the game and I’m regretting it bc now there are almost no NPCs that haven’t had sex with the party. Here are some highlights
Me (DM): You’ve fucked him well enough that he gives you all his tea.
Me: You’ve convinced the pirate to remove his pants. (rolls a d20) He’s pretty well-hung
Me: The 80 year old librarian agrees and takes you to a back room
Our Mage: Does she teach me how to use magic sexually?
Our Blood Mage (in combat): I’m pretty well off as a male Qunari right?
Me: Yeah? I mean I guess I roll for it now. (Roll a nat 20)
Blood Mage: I drop my pants to intimidate him to leave. (non-nat 20)
Me: I hate you guys.