but i wanted to be funny

I CAN’T BELIEVE ED SHEERAN WROTE “NEW MAN” ABOUT HARRY STYLES

“he spent five hundred pounds on jeans”

“He’s got his eyebrows plucked and his asshole bleached”

“Tribal tattoos and he don’t know what it means”

“And wears a man bag on his shoulder, but I call it a purse”

“Drinks beer, but has a six pack, I’m kinda jealous”

“He wears sunglasses indoors, in winter, at nighttime”

“Now you’re eatin’ kale, hittin’ the gym”

Originally posted by imabeast78

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SuperCorp + A Sudden Vacation to Australia??? (at least Lena tried…) 

Bonus: 

(Previous SuperCorp Cracks can be found here

Mr. Steal your lil’ sis

Eirika pls come home

  • Valjean: read any good books late-
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SuperCorp + Text Posts from the Amazing SuperCorp Fandom (pt 1)