but i want a whole team of boys

Andrew: I hate everyone but I’m going to do what this boy wants.
Neil: Nothing weird about that.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Team: Why does Andrew do what you ask him to?
Neil: No idea. Let’s not speculate.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wymack: Just make sure this isn’t going to be my problem.
Neil: Huh, weird thing to say. Gotta get back on that. Anyway, moving on.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Neil: You hate me.
Andrew: That doesn’t mean I wouldn’t blow you.
Me: That escalated quickly.

Taking a break from all those breeding and finally got the time to finish off Battle Tree. I’m taking days off work for New Year too! Yay!

Happy Holidays to everyone! :D
I know it’s a bit late but… oh, well!

I’m done with Super Singles for now. I’m gonna continue to Double and Multi after New Year.

Oh, my Dragonite destroyed Red’s whole team solo, twice, on normal and super single. I’m a bit disappointed tbh.

It’s still amusing tho how silent Red can be.

I also love how he just stand there waiting for us after his defeat, and then shoved all those Mega stones to our face without saying a word… Like, I imagine his face totally saying “Don’t say anything, I know you want it”.

And I just encountered Guzma, ma boi!
He’s levelled up to the title Pokemon Trainer. I’m so proud of him.

You can also scout Guzma and take him as your partner in Multi. I’m totally taking him when it’s time to face Red & Green.
(Still hoping to encounter him with his Golisopod tho)

If only our character can squat like him too!

I’ve also scouted Grimsley, Anabel, Colress, Mallow, and Cynthia along the way. I’m playing Moon, and I heard Sun has slightly different characters that you can scout… Is that true? Well, I haven’t seen Kiawe and Plumeria so far, even tho I’m sure I saw someone encountered them in Battle Tree.

I’m still trying to beat Wally! His Magnezone… it destroyed my team and broke my chain twice yo wtf

Sturdy + Magnet Rise + Bright Powder literally NOTHING hits it. That’s just dirty. Totally unfair.

***

For anyone wondering/needing help. Here’s my Battle Tree team for Singles:
(level them to at least 50 because it’s the cap for BT)

Adamant Dragonite @Choice Band + Outrage
(this set generally solo OHKOs everything that isn’t a wall or doesn’t resist it, only problem is Dragonite is pretty slow and weak to ice)

Timid Tapu Koko @Life Orb + Thunderbolt
(backs up when Dragonite is down)

Timid Gengar @Gengarite/PoisoniumZ + Sludge Bomb & Shadow Ball
(fairy killer and speed backup if Outrage fails)

**Mentioned moves are mandatory, the rest is your call. All mons preferably have perfect IVs/Hyper Trained & fully EV trained.

klance wedding headcanons

alright so a bunch of you asked for some klance wedding headcanons in response to the shallura wedding post and ho boy i am here to deliver 

(shoutout to @leg-defender again for idea bouncing with me!)

  • first off, the wedding is Big. because Lance’s family is HUGE and they gotta be involved in e v e r y t h i n g. they’re basically orchestrating the whole shebang along with the rest of the voltron crew. 
    • Lance’s family does a shitton of research on Korean weddings because they want to include traditions from Keith’s culture as well as Lance’s. 
      • An entire twenty-four hour day is spent with the whole team on computers, at libraries, calling old Korean friends and sending Shiro out to be the honorary diplomat. by the end of the day they could probably run their own program on the history channel.
  • Hunk, Lance’s mother, grandmother, and anyone else with even a fingernail of cooking talent are all on the Food Squad together because let’s be honest there is a lot of food to be made. 
    • nobody knows what kind of food Keith likes and they can’t ask Lance because it’s supposed to be a surprise so they have to send Pidge out for reconnaissance
      • Pidge has no idea how to navigate the situation and ends up trying to ask Keith what his favorite restaurant is in hopes of getting somewhere
      • his favorite restaurant is the Pizza Hut down the street
      • Pidge gives up and just tells everyone he likes traditional Korean food (which he does)
  • The “Bachelor Party” is just the whole original voltron crew having a fun night out of the town
    • they go to an arcade
    • Keith beats Lance in just about every game they play
    • minus the first person shooters and dance dance revolution
    • nobody beats Lance at dance dance revolution
    • nobody.
  • Hunk is pretty much Lance’s Maid of Honor, Shiro is Keith’s
    • Almost every single one of Lance’s siblings is a Bridesmaid/Groomsman
    • Keith doesn’t really have a lot of people to be his Groomsmen so Lance’s siblings take the position for his side too
    • They literally fight over who gets to be a Groomsman for Keith they all want to do it so bad
      • it makes Keith cry bc he never thought he’d be part of a big family like this and it just makes him Really Fucking Happy
  • Keith is kind of a fashion disaster and doesn’t know how to pick out what to wear so Lance’s five sisters immediately adopt him.
    • they spend the whole day shopping together
    • Lance has never seen someone get along with all of his sisters so well in his entire life
      • it’s actually a little freaky how well
      • Lance is Afraid
  • For the wedding Keith has his nails painted blue and Lance has his painted red
    • Lance’s little cousins do it for them so it’s kind of sloppy but it’s insanely fucking cute
  • Allura and Lance’s mom are the Decorating Dream Team
    • the whole venue looks like it just came off of a goddamn pintest board 
    • in the best way possible
    • Allura has added some more questionable decorations but what can you do
    • “Are those… goldfish bowls?” “Yes.” “Ok.”
  • Coran along with Lance’s like 98 year old great-grandmother are the ones who marry them
    • yes both of them
    • they both demanded to have the position so they had to share it
    • at first they didn’t get along so well but now they are best buddies for some odd reason
    • no one knows why they get along but they do so nobody’s complaining 
  • Lance starts bawling like three words into his vows
    • he can’t help it Ok it’s a Very Emotional Moment
    • the whole thing is rly sweet though because Keith just smiles Super Fucking Wide and wipes away his tears. Everyone’s heart in a 300 mile radius melts. If you weren’t crying before you sure as hell are now.
  • They kiss for Way Too Long during the ceremony. Pidge has to not-so-subtly kick Lance in the ankle and remind them not to suffocate eachother.
    • Lance is so getting Pidge later for that.
    • he never actually gets Pidge later for that.
  • The reception is really just One Huge Fun Dance Party 
    • basically everyone is drunk but in the best way possible
    • there is karaoke 
      • Lance forces Keith to come on stage with him and sing
      • except Lance chooses a song in Spanish and Keith has n o i d e a what he’s doing
      • the only part of the song Keith gets is this really slow line when he looks Lance right in the eyes and says “Besame, te amo”
      • it’s a one-hit-KO 
      • Lance is #gone
      • he forgets how to speak spanish altogether and just starts sputtering random words that translate to things like “my entire bathtub is green” and the spanish rendition of the happy birthday song
  • They all unanimously decide to eat the cake before dinner.
    • They wish they had an excuse for breaking out the cake before dinner but they don’t. The just really want to see the cake Hunk has been bragging about making for weeks.
    • the cake is so beautiful Lance starts crying again
    • honestly nobody can really blame him is is one hell of a cake
  • Shiro’s toast speech is like 10 minutes of roasting Keith and Lance for all the dumb shit they’ve done over the years
    • “I remember when you two had a contest to see who could eat more cheese logs–”
    • “Or the time when you both hung upside down so long you passed out and we had to take you to the ER—”
    • “And there was The Poison Ivy Incident last March–”
    • “Oh don’t even get me started on the Slip ‘N Slide race—”
      • “Shiro… Please…. Let Us Live………”
  • alas 20 minutes into the actual dinner a Huge food fight breaks out
    • It. Is. Chaos.
    • Everybody participates. Nobody is spared. 
    • Food is e v e r y w h e r e but honestly who cares they’re having a blast.
    • There is a running debate to this day over how it started
      • “Keith started it! With the potatoes!”
      • “I did not, it was all Lance and his stupid carrots!”
      • “Allura is the one who launched the peas,”
      • “Excuse me?! Shiro dumped the fruit punch”
      • “Only after Hunk threw the rice cakes!”
      • “Oh no don’t you drag me in to this–”
  • In conclusion, it’s absolute Chaos but it’s the most fun, exciting, Lance-and-Keith-like wedding anybody’s been to in like a million years and nobody leaves without a smile on their face and one hell of a story to tell.
Tbh

if Starco becomes canon I will be so disappointed.

Now, I have nothing against the ship or it’s shippers

But it just feels like a lot of times the main boy and the main girl get together.

A boy and a girl don’t always have to date. Ladies, maybe you have a boy best friend who’d you want to stay just friends with.

I’m not trying to be a ship crusher, it’s just….life.

Plus, Star Vs team, if you made Star Fan 13 canonly gay so casually, maybe you could make Star possibly some form of gay?

I mean, you just had a whole episode on how one day you will think something, but the next day you figure out you changed your mind. You just had a whole Tomco episode for goodness sake!


Star vs team, I expect great things from you.

~hockey pals Jack and Eric~~

Jack Zimmermann And A Boy He Definitely Only Undressed In Front Of In A Locker Room, Eric Richard Bittle

Jack Zimmermann And The Boy He Roomed With Just To Get The Full College Experience™ E.R.B

Jack Zimmermann And Boy He Skypes With Every Night To Keep In Touch With His Old College Buddy, His Pal ERB

Jack Zimmermann And Old SMH Player Who He Only Saw Naked Because Of Communal Showers Like Good Sporting Pals

Jack Zimmermann And The Team Ring He Designed For Just One Old Buddy Of A Teammate

Jack Zimmermann Walks Down Aisle To Greet Old College Pal Who Happened To Be There In A Suit

Jack Zimmermann Meeting One Time Teammate’s Child Who Happens To Have The Last Name Zimmermann And Says Eh Constantly

Jack Zimmermann Who Has Stayed Married To One-Time Fellow Team Member For 10 Years In Ultimate Sign Of Sporting Friendship

anonymous asked:

How would team cuddle piles go?? Who would initiate them? Who's the last to join?? Where do they use have their cuddle pile??? Any hcs involving the whole team in cuddles please I love these kids sm and just want them to cuddle

Yong: Sen is taking a break again. She’s had a lot happen which will be explained in this Saturday’s update and she apologises for her absence but I’ll be filling in for her as usual for when shit goes down.

- To be fair, guys don’t really get into big cuddle piles. Masculinity is very fragile but the Shiratorizawa boys don’t object to hugs. They’ll most likely accept it, given that the people in the pile are well liked but it’s definitely not a common occurrence.

- Yamagata will tackle someone into a hug. There’s no escape. He’s like… the Michael Myres of hugs; wherever you are, he’ll find you. Escaping his hug is an asshole move as well so people just kind of let it happen. Shirabu however is excused since everyone knows he really really doesn’t like contact that much.

- Tendou is the most huggy out of all of them despite how he’s not the ‘comfiest’ person to hug. The best time to get the pile going is to get them all at a sleepover after a big match or exam, when they just need the comfort of others to calm down. 

- Kawanishi always falls asleep in the pile. It’s fucking warm and he’s leaning on someone. That enough is to get this child to sleep. When he’s fallen asleep, there’s no moving him off since he’ll end up clinging to someone as well so the group will slowly disperse around him, leaving his captive almost choking…

anonymous asked:

What i want to know is how you can survive being the only girl in a team full of boys... Because, (not that I am insulting half the species or anything,) they can be so clueless it hurts. (Not that I am accusing the avengers specifically of being clueless, but seriously, has Rogers learned anything about women yet?)

i survive because our team isn’t just boys. not really anyway. we’ve got hill and helen and jane and peggy and pepper and really just a whole slew of women who help me keep the avengers functional. i may be the only woman who goes out with the team to fight aliens on a regular basis (peg’s got her own thing going with kicking hydra butt) but there’s more to avenging than asskicking.

and yes. they are frequently clueless. i’m not sure if clint even understands how a washing machine is supposed to work (the boobytraps have been disabled by the way, you’re welcome) and tony may be suave but foot-in-mouth syndrome gets the best of him often. and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. i’m sure wanda has a lot to say about male cluelessness on this team. steve has learned very little about women if his posts on my bra cuffs are anything to go by, but he does try. it’s cute.

and really. if all else fails, there’s always chocolate, booze, and girls’ night in

man i saw this post earlier about how TEAM SKULL DID NOTHING WRONG and stuff, and i can’t find it right now, but like the argument there, presented as mostly a joke, was that they were weirdly friendly in between battling you and asking nicely to steal your pokemon, and that they knew everyone’s faces enough to know that you were new- so really they’re your friends and want you to succeed

but honestly i’m holding out hope that that’s literally true- that their whole thing is an elaborate pantomime, community service where they encourage trainers by giving them a cartoon bad guy to beat. 

like, what’s the only thing we really know about Guzma right now? that he’s a rejected gym leader trial captain. he wanted to be the guy that all the kids have to fight to get stronger and grow as a trainer. so if you can’t do that officially… why not just do it anyway? interject yourself as the big bad villain that keeps standing in the hero’s way. do it over and over again, unlike those chump trial captains who they only face off against once!

and it’s pretty obvious the Aether Foundation are going to be the real villains anyway, let’s not kid ourselves

Being Steve’s daughter with the ability to manipulate the elements, and dating Peter would include…

  • Steve being a pretty chill dad, because is Tony is the over-protective, raging mum
  • “Rogers, we have to get her away from the Spider.”
  • Steve and Tony getting into arguments about your well being
  • You complaining about your dad when he gets annoying to Bucky, who just smiles as you keep on ranting
  • The team making you throw fireballs at them during practice
  • “Y/n, don’t aim at the hair!”
  • Peter still being in awe of the fact that he’s dating his favourite superhero’s daughter
  • Always reviving the flowers he gave you on your first date together
  • Being good friends with Wanda because she understands your powers
  • Making it extra windy when Tony tries to go outside, just to piss him off
  • “Y/n, all I want is some shawarma!”
  • Controlling a whole bunch of water to hit Clint whenever he teases you about Peter
  • “Spider-boy and Y/n sitting- HOLY SHIT, THAT’S COLD!”
  • Pecking Peter on the cheek in front of Steve, just to see him all flustered
  • “Y/n, you’re dad’s right there.”
  • Steve carrying you over his shoulder, just like old times
  • Steve not wanting you to go into battles, in case you get hurt
  • “Dad, I can literally throw flaming fireballs, I can take care of myself.”
  • Never using the microwave, because you can just heat your food up by yourself
  • Same goes for air-conditioning
  • And gardening (Even though you never really gardened)
  • And you never have to get up to get a glass of water
  • Peter giving you piggybacks
  • Aunt May not knowing about your powers, but still obsessing over you and Peter
  • “When are you two getting married already?”
  • Creating exotic, fancy flowers to give to Aunt May every week
  • “You shouldn’t have!”
  • Your room being a mess of mini tornadoes, unruly plants, levitating liquids and burning objects
  • “Y/n, you really need to start cleaning up your room.”
Black Butler Analysis – Twins or Just Ciel only?!--Baron Kelvin & Flashback

BOOK OF CIRCUS

– Baron Kelvin

I HATE HIM!!!! That’s all I can say.

THIS IS A REALLY IMPORTANT SCENES IN BLACK BUTLER STORY, THE VERY FIRST FLASH BACK WITH ALL THE FORESHADOWING.

This analysis post is base on the Manga & Animation ep 8 & 9.
Toboso san has involved in the animation production, she must give some advices to the animation team.  We can see the extra foreshadowing that didn’t exist in the manga.
Supplement?!


Bo-chan / Ciel’s name is on the list.  He knew the Noah’s Ark is after him which is befitting!  However, Bo-chan didn’t realize that the whole kidnap case is created for him.  He’s the one Kelvin looks for; from day one they met, all the time.

First Met – Phantomhive boys & Baron Kelvin

Baron Kelvin was a kind philanthropist; no doubt, I believe he truly want to saved Joker and the Noah’s Ark members.  It’s all happened before the obsession of the Phantomhive twins.

He was a good man, a good father and a good husband.

Bo-chan said he doesn’t like philanthropist so he still has memory of his name – Kelvin.  I guess Bo-chan is not doesn’t like to has interaction with philanthropist, is with any strangers.
Why?  Will explain as below.

It appears the “weird” angle of view again.   At the left corner at the bottom, it’s Bo-chan’s angle of view, Toboso san is utilizing Bo-chan sight view to tell us the story.
Who’s that boy?  Ciel.  That’s the elder twin.  Remember, this is Bo-chan’s angel of view so he won’t saw himself who’s greeting to Baron Kelvin.  (It is linking to the below explanations, Bo-chan was hiding at Vincent’s back, peeping the environment and what’s happening at the ball.


5 Years ago, everything was starting at that day.
(Back to the general angel of view)

The obsession of little twins started.
Manga Right bottom corner – Vincent and Ciel at his left hand side.  Vincent was looking at his right hand side.  
A Question for you.  Aren’t he looks like holding someone’s hand?  Vincent is holding Bo-chan’s hand and looking at his second son.


<THE PARENT TRAP> Oh yes yes yes, Linsay Lohan.

Why?  Why was Ciel was standing at Vincent’s left hand side at first and appear at his right hand side suddenly?
Why?  Why the production studio is using the Vase and those Ladies to cover and hide one of the boy?
Left hand side is the real Ciel which is the elder twin, and the right hand side one is Bo-chan, the weak and shy one.

I am trying to say, the anime production studio is using the same shooting method as “The Parent Trap”.  Linsay Lohan was acting twins by herself only, but in Black Butler Toboso san and the production team is giving the clue to the audience, they are trying to tell us there are 2 little boy, 2 Ciel, a pair of twin.  But no in an obvious way, so as my point of view, they are utilizing different storyboards to present the elder twin & Bo-chan to the audiences; at the same time, they are going to hide one of another.


Bo-chan = Shy Ciel

Vincent you are so HOT!!!
The little Ciel who is hiding at Vincent’s back is Bo-chan.  Why?  So Shy.
As I mentioned before, Bo-chan has asthma and so weak, he’s not allow to go outside as much as the elder twin.  He seldom meet strangers in the public area, how could a kind be out-going if he always stay in his room to take rest?!

Someone were saying that’s only one Ciel.  He ran from the left hand side to the right hand side, so that’s the same Ciel.  Vincent was turned around and greeting to Baron Kelvin, so Bo-chan is hiding from Vincent’s left hand side back and elder twin was standing at Vincent’s right hand side.
As per the shooting method that production studio is using, they are trying to cover some “secrets” that aren’t obviously telling the public.


Elder Twin = Cheery Ciel who has energy & more active

Stop staring at Ciel you creepy old man!
Elder twin was not afraid to greet to strangers, maybe he was trained to be out-going and meet different kind of people, is a tutorial to teach him the social skills.
Moreover, the expression & manner of elder twin looks more alike as Vincent  -  crafty & wicked.

See, not the same feeling as Bo-chan.

Also, Vincent said “Okay…You are going to greet first!” and touching elder twin’s head, the hand Vincent was using his right hand.  At the same time Bo-chan was hiding at Vincent’s back.
So, no way to be one Ciel only!


Addition Bonus Scenes from Animation

In manga, there’s no zoom in storyboard of Baron Kelvin after the elder twin greeting.
This is extra scenes in the anime.

Baron Kelvin was looking at elder twin because he’s the one who greeting first, after that his eyes rolled to his right hand side & our left hand side.
Why?  That’s someone else there and he’s waiting for the greeting from Bo-chan.
That make sense, at the above general angel of view, Bo-chan was standing at Vincent’s right hand side until Vincent was turned around to say hi to Kelvin, the left & right theory has changed.


Bo-Chan.  Little shy sweet pie.

Vincent has explained to Kelvin for Bo-chan doesn’t want to say hi and hiding at his back.
Vincent said Bo-chan is shy with strangers because he has a weak health condition (asthma) and seldom go outside.


Okay…Vincent’s right hand side …. (I was getting crazy and don’t understand what’s happened, anyone is the same???)

Elder twin ran away from Vincent to Chlaus.
Chlaus asked “Oh~~Is Ciel?” Chlaus was guessing which one is it.  Ciel and Bo-chan are twins.
If not, why would Chlaus asked this question?


Chlaus said rare to see all of you participate the ball / party.

RARE?  Oh yes, Bo-chan is too weak to go out too often.

Vincent replied Chlaus and said Bo-chan was not biddable at all and insisted to follow and join.  Bo-chan is just recovered.


Addition Bonus Scenes from Animation 2

Ciel who’s behind Chlaus was elder twin, after he said hi to Chlaus then he ran away again.  And the one who stand next to Vincent and just recovered and insisted to join, that’s Bo-chan.


(Baron Kelvin Creepy revolution >>>> Creepy Old Dude)

Kelvin said he can’t move his sight away from 3 of them.
Three? Who, who and who?
At the first stage, I was assumed the three of them are Ciel, Vincent and Chlaus.
Of cause, the answer is no.
We cannot find any clue from the animation, but in Manga we can.

Look at Vincent’s eye, he’s looking downward and seems like touching Bo-chan’s head.
Also from that frame, Toboso san put screentone on Chlaus, only him but not Ciel (elder twin) and Vincent.  I estimate that Toboso san is excluding Chlaus from that “Three of them” sentence, Toboso san is trying to lead the audience to think that the three of them are who we can see in the manga.
Why would she needs to put screentone on Chlaus?  
What we can see in the manga doesn’t mean is the whole story.  We can imagine the pictures out of the frame / border, Toboso san didn’t draw it clearly doesn’t mean Bo-chan didn’t exist.

From each scene here; except the frame has Bo-chan or elder twin only, with multiple peoples storyboard / frame, the audiences are not able to see Bo-chan & elder twin appear in the same frame.
Why?  Toboso san and the anime production studio is utilizing Vincent / Kelvin / Chlaus / whatever vase or other people to cover another kid.

- TBC -

Book of Circus Part 1 Analysis - here

Manga OVA analysis post, Sebastian cooked a meal which Vincent & elder twin has cooked for him & Rachel once.

The Queen & Indian Team Post - here

Madam Red post - here

10

Character Fancasts: John Cho as Clinton “Clint” Francis Barton / Hawkeye

“I mean, I can’t miss… I’m on a team with super-humans. And one god, in case you’ve forgotten. Even you… well, you climb walls really well. The training is the only thing that makes me special. And if I’m not special, then none of this is worth it. I gave up a lot for this life. I could have been happy with Mockingbir–Bobbi. We could have had a good, simple life. But I wanted to play with the big boys. And if I miss, it means I’m just another dude with a bow. It means I’ve been fooling myself this whole time. And that’s why I never miss.”

Book of Mormon characters in Pokémon Go teams

Elder Price: this boy is so Valor it burns my soul
Elder Cunningham: Instinct Af
Elder McKinley: probably also instinct
Nabalungi: Mystic. Definitely.
Butt Fucking Naked: Valor. It’s the only thing him and Kevin can agree on whole heartedly
Mafala: Mystic
Elder Poptarts: Mystic and he’ll kill you if you try to argue with him
Elder Church: “what is a Pokémon”
Elder Neeley: Instinct
Elder Davis: Probably Mystic
Elder Zelder: “idk isn’t it kinda for kids?”
Elder Michaels: team instinct

40 games undefeated. No loss since April. And then that team.

This whole shitstorm with Sergio has been ridiculous. I never commented before but the boy bleeds love for Andalusia and Seville . Then I knew our streak had to end. Of course it did. And of course you want it to be a team knows because even though fans of la liga know that one day Granada might just turn up and turn us lover as if they play on water but no one wants the record books to say that.


Sevilla though. Today was a decent game temper wise but I have seen a lot of Sevilla games where they just kicked anything above the grass. I know Barca fans where one of the few football things we agree on is that playing down in Sevilla sucks. They also seem to retract the claws a little more when away from home and you can just play the damn game.


But urgh Sevilla? Really. Especially after what they did to Sergio. 


Also, I found it utterly hilarious that commentators thought us winning would create a big enough gap to knock Barca out the title race. It is January. In La Liga! Shit is far too flakey for that shit. 

I’ve shared this as my status multiple times before and I will every time I see it!


In light of recent events, concerning the heinous act of 4 people who tortured a special needs teen, an exclusion of a child with autism from attending a school trip and a child with Down syndrome being kicked out of dance class because she couldn’t keep up, I feel the need to write this. There are boys and girls that nobody invites to birthdays for example. There are special kids who want to belong to a team but don’t get selected because it is more important to win than to include these children. Children with special needs are not rare or strange, they only want what everyone else wants: to be accepted !! Can I ask a question? Is there anyone willing to copy and paste this post to their wall without sharing it, in honor of all children and adults with special needs. 💙 #lovesomeonewithspecialneeds.
One kind gesture makes their whole world a bit more pleasant in a world where they are already dealing with too many obstacles.

[ Imagine #10 ] I want you to know ~ Newt AU

Fandom: The Maze Runner

Pairing: Newt x reader

Word count: 1235 words

Request: pls make a new Newt(AU) imagine where the reader(Madison)is having a big crush on Newt but he Thomas and Minho are the most popular in the school and they are in Lacrosse team but one day the girls (Madison, Teresa and Brenda) where having the biggest party in the whole semester and a boy(Theo) was flirting with her and he tried to kiss her but Newt cut them and took Madison danced the song I want you to know Selena Gomez and then really fluff(can the girls calling each other Madi,Tres and Bre?) ~ Anonymous

Thank you for the request, i hope you like it xx

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“Hey! Earth to Madi! Do you even listen to me?!” Teresa sighed in frustration. I looked up to her. “Sorry, i didn’t listen. What did you say?” She stared at me. “You would know, if you’d one moment , just one moment pay attention to me instead of this stupid boy! You would have started to drool if you’d had stared at Newt any longer!” I felt a blush creep on my cheeks. “That’s not true! I didn’t stared at him. I was thinking about…the math class today”, i lied. Teresa rolled her eyes. “For sure. We don’t even have math class today. However, as you may have noticed, Bre turns 18 in two weeks and she want to throw a huge birthday party, the biggest one of the hole semester. So we have to organize an awful lot of things and it would be great if you would grace us with your presence sometimes.“

I ignored her sarcasm and nodded eagerly, one moment forgetting about Newt. “That’s a great idea! Who do you want to invite?” “I don’t think we should invite particular people if we want the party to be big.” “Tres is right. Everyone is invited if he wants to come.” agreed Brenda. Before someone could add something, the bell rung and Teresa ad i headed to our english class, while Brenda headed to biology.


After school, we walked over the parking area towards my car, again talking about the party. “It could be at my place, my parents are on a trip the whole weekend plus friday”, said Teresa, but i didn’t quite paid attention, because i just spotted the schools lacrosse team doing their daily training routine. They were currently running laps and i almost immediately saw Newt with the number 5 on his jersey. He was the first, only his best friends Thomas and Minho, with the numbers 3 and 7, could keep up with his fast pace.

 The three of them were the best players of the team and the most popular guys at our school. Every boy wanted to be friends with them, and almost every girl - and some boys - had the biggest crush on at least one of them. Especially on Newt, because he was the team captain. And unfortunately it was the same with me, for two years now. Lately it got worse, i had to think about Newt almost 24/7 and whenever i saw him in the hallway, my knees grew weak and i became a nervous wreck. But who’d be able to hold it against me? Newt was just perfect, in my opinion. His messy dirty-blonde hair, his warm brown eyes and his athletic body… no one could resist him - or  at least not me. 

“Hey, Madi! Oh it’s hopeless. Why do i even bother talking to you?! You don’t listen anyway!” Teresa waved her hand in front of my face, clearly annoyed. I forced my gaze away from the boys and looked at her. “Sorry, i just… i’m just tired. From now on i’ll listen, i promise.” Teresas expression softened. “It’s ok, Madi, i understand that you like him. A lot. But you have to focus on other things too.” We reached my car and i nodded, opening the driver’s door. After  Brenda and Teresa had got in, i turned the ignition on, and with a last,brief glance over to the field i drove of the parking area.

*magical timeskip of 2 weeks *

This evening was the party. The last to weeks we spent with planning and organizing and now we were exhausted, but satisfied with our results. Currently we were in Teresas room, Brenda made my hair, while Teresa  did her make-up. Two hours later, we were ready and went downstairs. There were already a good few people, the music were at full blast, some were dancing, some were drinking and chatting and everyone was in a good mood. I made my way over to the kitchen, grabbing a drink and went back through the living room to sit at a window-sill.

I sat there for a time, watching the dancing people and sipping at my drink. Suddenly, a boy appeared next to me, seemingly out of nowwhere and i startled and almost dropped my drink. The boy smiled brightly at me. “Hey, i’m Theo! I didn’t meant to scare you!” He had to yell because of the loud music. I smiled too. He was cute. “I’m Madison, but you can call me Madi! And you didn’t scare me!”, i yelled back. He winked. “A pretty name for a pretty girl! You look stunning in that dress!” I blushed deep red. I wasn’t used to people making me compliments. “Thank you! You don’t look so bad yourself!”

The yelled conversation continued, we were talking about everything and i laughed almost the whole time. Theo was really funny and sarcastic and somehow he exactly knew how to made me laugh. Sometimes i had the feeling of somebody watching us, but whenever i turned around, i couldn’t see anybody in the crowd.

“Do you have a boyfriend?”, he suddenly asked. I shook my head. I’ve never had a boyfriend before, it wasn’t that nobody would’ve wanted me, it was just that i wanted nobody. “So you wouldn’t mind if i’d kiss you?” I felt a bit dizzy because of the alcohol and i didn’t quite realized what he had just said so i just shook my head again. He smiled and when he started to lean in, i finally understood what he wanted. “Wait, stop, i don’t-”

Suddenly Theo got shoved aside and someone said angrily: “Ok, stop, that’s enough. Get away from her.” I looked up and my eyes instantly met the one’s of the boy who had  interrupted us. It was Newt. I felt my cheeks heating up as he smiled and extended his hand. “Wanna dance?” I was shocked. Why was Newt talking to me? And why did he wanted to dance with me? I didn’t trusted my voice so i just nodded and hesitantly took his warm hand.

He led me in the crowd and we started to dance. I still didn’t quite realized that i was dancing with Newt. Dancing with Newt. The people around us shoved us thighter together and i could feel his body heat. I focused completely on Newt and the music. The song ended and a new one started to play, i immediately recognized it. It was ‘I want you to know’ by Selena Gomez, my favourite song. Newt smiled at me and my heart skipped a beat and i almost forgot how to breath when he suddenly bent down to my ear. I could felt his warm breath at my neck as he said: “You should stay away from that guy, you know? You’re way to good for him.” Again i blushed deeply. “What do you mean?” “I mean that your way to beautiful to be with someone like him. And i didn’t liked the way he looked at you. Only one boy should look at you like this.” “Who?” “I”, he wispered and pulled me closer to him.

“Do you have a trainer role model? Someone who inspires you as a trainer?”

“I can think of someone, but I don’t actually know her name. I just happened to battle her this one time, but afterwards, I felt like a whole different trainer.”

“Can you share what happened?”

“I knew that she wasn’t going to be a usual opponent right when she asked me for a battle. She wanted a simple one-on-one battle to train a Pokémon she just caught recently, and I obliged; secretly, I was relieved since I only had two Pokémon with me. We readied ourselves and sent out our Pokémon—mine an Electrike, hers a Feebas.

“Now, I know there are trainers out there with weird teams. I’ve battled a Fisherman with six Magikarp and a Ninja Boy with four Koffing. But you sort-of get a certain vibe from all of them. I didn’t get that vibe from this lady at all; she certainly didn’t look the part, as she donned a good-looking black dress and had the aura of someone experienced. So I had to bite my tongue to hold back any comment about her choice of Pokémon.

“The battle started, and I immediately ordered my Electrike to pummel the Feebas with his Spark and Thunder Fang attacks. As I expected, the Feebas was evading all of my attacks, but what I didn’t expect was how my opponent didn’t seem to say anything, as if she knew that Feebas was going to evade. Did she lie to me about only having caught the Feebas recently? Or did they bond that quickly over such a short period of time? As the battle progressed, I became pretty sure it was the latter.

“Knowing that I’d be dumb to fall for an easy trick, I told my Electrike to use Charge, then before she could even speak, I ordered Electrike to use Thundershock and to cover as much ground as possible. The strategy worked like a charm—no matter where it went, the Feebas was struck by lightning.

“Surprisingly, my opponent didn’t seem to be fazed by the situation at all. Her long, yellow hair covered a part of her face, but I could see that she still had the same serious and determined look, not even a hint of worry or uncertainty tainting her face. It was almost as if she wanted this to happen—and then I realized why.

“She ordered her Feebas to use Mirror Coat. That one play won her the battle.

“I still get embarrassed when my friends tease me about being beaten by a Feebas, but I keep reminding myself that it was owned by this amazingly skilled trainer. I have no doubt in my mind that she could be the League Champion someday. In fact, now that I think about it, she looked an awful lot like Cynthia, the Champion of the Sinnoh League…

“Wait a minute.

“Holy crap.”

Dismiss your stereotypes about Hufflepuffs.
I want you all to imagine this:

- sarcastic, witty Hufflepuffs

- a fight starting between a student of another house and a Hufflepuff because someone was making fun/teasing another student

- Hufflepuff kicking the shit out of every other team in the Quidditch Cup

- people copying the answers off of Hufflepuffs during tests because they were actually listening the whole time

- Hufflepuffs knowing everyone’s dirtiest and darkest secrets because they’re the easiest to talk to

- Hufflepuff students weaseling extra points from their teachers by using an innocent and helpless facade

- Hufflepuff girls using the ‘tease but don’t please’ affect on boys

- Hufflepuff boys being incredibly ripped under their robes and no one noticing

stop thinking Hufflepuffs are the ones at Hogwarts that have no idea what is going on because I bet you they took everyone’s stereotypes of them and used them to their advantage.

2

Ice Skater Blues (Dan Howell)

Word Count: 773

Y/N

As you lined up the puck to score your third goal of the practice game, from the sidelines you hear the snide remarks of the girly ice skaters as you skate by them. You can’t help but let their hurtful words sink in, after all you were the only girl on an all guys team but you were tough and they respected you. Whereas the ice skaters couldn’t understand why you quit ice skating to do ice hockey, in their eyes a girl should ice skate and a guy should play hockey.

‘Look at her boy haircut, does she think that will make the guys forget she’s got a vagina they want to screw?’

‘She’s pathetic, look at her skating clumsily. All that weight she’d put on, how could anyone find her attractive.’

‘I bet she’s slept with the whole team like the disgusting slut she is.’

You fight back the tears as you put all your anger into your move and send the puck into the top right corner taking the keeper by surprise.

‘Great shot y/n, we might just have a chance this year.’

The rest of the team high fived you and it took your mind off the snobby ice skaters still glaring at you. They stated that this sport was violent and that no one would want to play it, but they only stayed after their practice to drool over the male members of your team. They accused you of sleeping around when you knew for a fact that a couple of the girls had slept with the same guy on the team but they didn’t know.

DAN

I loved watching y/n play ice hockey, she was a natural on the ice and she had some mad skills when it came to scoring. I usually sat at the back of the bleachers with my hood up as to avoid being spotted by anyone. The bitchy ice skaters watched my videos and apparently would leap on me the first chance they got, but my eyes were on my girlfriend high-fiving and enjoying what she was doing.

Did it bother me that she was on a team with a bunch of guys? Not really because I’d met them and they seemed cool, in fact they looked out for y/n when they were playing competitively and I respected that.

I could see the hurt in y/n’s eyes as the bitchy girls continued to throw insults her way about her appearance and the fact they thought she was a slut. I’d had enough after listening to it for the last couple of weeks; they wanted to meet me did they? Well I was about to give them a pretty big shock.

I got up off the bleachers and made my way down towards the edge of the rink, y/n caught my eye and smiled before excusing herself and skating over.

‘Dan, I thought you didn’t want to be seen?’

I shrugged my shoulders as she removed her helmet.

‘What can I say I want to put these stuck up bitches in their place, no one offends my girlfriend and gets away with it.’

I removed my hood and the girls next to me gasped upon realising who I was, y/n quirked an eyebrow at me before smirking.

‘Oh my god your Dan Howell, I’m a big fan. But what are you doing talking to that ugly bitch.’

The head blonde ice skater saddled up to me and fluttered her fake eyelashes in my direction.

‘I’m here to see my girlfriend if you don’t mind detaching yourself from me.’

‘Girlfriend? What that thing?’

The blonde pointed a fake nail at y/n and I nodded proudly before leaning over the divide and capturing her lips. y/n jolted in surprise before kissing me back. I pulled away and y/n grinned as I squared off against the queen bitch.

‘Yes y/n is my girlfriend and has been for the last two years, you call yourselves fans but yet you attack someone who means a lot to me. Take your fake tan and bitchy attitudes elsewhere because y/n is off limits peasants.’

y/n covered her mouth to stop herself from laughing. By this point some of her team was watching the situation unfold and started clapping as I put the blonde bitch in her place.

‘Goodbye Gina, Rose and Ella.’

y/n waved them off sarcastically and the three girls sauntered off looking distraught about being called out by one of their idols.

‘Thank you for that Dan.’

I nodded and took y/n’s gloved hand in mine.

‘No one messes with my girl and gets away with it.’