but i usually give in and do it anyway

cheylouwho  asked:

I recently made an order of 7 items from bodyline, with one shipping number. It arrived in the mail, but I only had 4 of my 7 items :( is bodyline known to ship in several packages while only giving one tracking / shipping number? If not do you know the best way to contact them for customer service? I want to make sure I receive everything!! Thanks so much ~

Bodyline is known to ship in multiple packages, especially if you bought bigger items. Shoes will usually come in multiple orders and if you bought a lot of dresses the order might be split as well. That being said I don’t know if they give a shipping number for each when they do that (although their tracking numbers often don’t work anyway) but I wouldn’t worry about it too much. Usually the second package will arrive a day or two after the first if not on the same day. If you want to contact them they do have a contact link but I will warn you that their customer service isn’t great at responding to emails.

The day I apparently broke the internet! From Dallascon16

So I have come to learn that quite a lot of people have seen this photo and only about half know the amazing story behind it. So I thought I would finally tell it here on tumblr!

I had bought a mishalecki photo op ticket on the Thursday before the convention but had absolutely no clue what pose to do, until it hit me. I am a hug Misha fan, and every time I have gotten to talk to him I am usually sarcastic and try to match his wit. I also love Jared, he is like an actually giant puppy. Anyway way the whole fandom knows that Misha had bragged about how flexible he is, well I am quite flexible too. Just as flexible as Misha actually,lol! So then this pose came to mind. I knew it would crack Jared up and it would give me a chance to show off some skill. I didn’t want to many people knowing what pose I was going to do because I was afraid volunteers might not be keen on the idea or I just wanted it to be a surprise.

So I was third or so in line for the photo and Misha and Jared set the tone pretty quickly with their entrance that screamed fun and sexy. Half the people in the room knew what pose I was gonna do and the other half didn’t. When it came my turn I walked up to Jared and Misha, I had to repeat it twice but for the sake of just retyping the same things I will write once.

I stood between Jared and Misha, looking at Jared while I kept Misha in my sights. I said this, “ Hey guys so I am going to do a pose you have never done before. (They began to smile; I then gently put my hand on Misha’s chest to direct Jared’s attention) See I am more flexible than Misha is, (Jared chuckled, Misha looked curious) so I am going to do a reverse table top yoga pose and I want you two to arm wrestle on my stomach. Look as extreme as possible, got it!?” I had to repeat this twice, but both were smiling and went ok, I have a feeling they were still confused, that was until I hit the ground. I heard half the room gasp,slightly, and the other half sorta whispering. From above I heard Jared and Misha go at the same time, “OH”, they had finally understood. Jared actually signaled for Chris to do another picture because he realized they both were not ready when the photo was taken, I am so glad he did cause it turned out amazing.

As I started to come out of the pose Jared helped me up, which was basically pulling me 3ft into the air, I am 5′2! He went, “Damn girl that was kick ass!” and gave me a high five. I told both of them thank you and started to walk away when Misha decided he was not done with me yet. Misha gently grabbed my arm and pulled me back. He leaned in so close to my face I could feel his scruff and he whispered, “ Your not more flexible than me.” As I turned to look at him he gave me the Casifer grin and winked. And to put the cherry on top of me walking away I started smiling and wagging my finger going, “No no no no no”, and the damn music stopped. Misha and Jared chuckled and I left. Later that day I showed Jared the photo, he cracked up laughing and decided to sign it, even though I already had his auto. I was like Jared stop and he went, nope I am signing this. He also signed it with AKF.

There you have it, my crazy story!

I just can’t stop thinking about Jack singing. Cause I am a *sucker* for good voices.

Just, imagine Jack actually enjoying like random chill indie bands, and really old stuff like the Beatles style as well as old country (he’s into softer, slower songs). Like everyone gives him crap for not know current pop figures, but he knows obscure bands and oldies. Like Jack probs uses BandCamp.

Anyways, this boy has a beautiful voice (and so do both of his parents). He doesn’t sing often, and he usually only does it alone cause thats the only time when he really listens to music that he knows and enjoys anyways. He also hums a lot an sings softly when he jogs at the asscrack of dawn.

SO because Jack is a private man, it’s not often that others hear him sing, or even know he sing. Lardo and Shitty both know, as Shitty is his roomie and Lardo is low-key too and knows when not to chirp Jack. They both share a love of chill indie bands and recommend songs to each other a lot. Like just a random text to each other will just be like

Lardo: “Daylight - Matt & Kim”
Jack: cool thanks

When Bitty and Jack start dating, Bitty doesn’t know about Jack singing, or his taste in music, but he finds out one morning when he pads into the bathroom in Jack’s *cough* their *cough* apartment and Jack is showering and he’s playing music and singing.

Bitty just like, his heart melts. And he just listens and stays there real quiet until Jack gets out. He jumps a bit and flushes when he sees the lovey look on Bitty’s face.

After that they have like a long chat about music taste and Bitty tells Jack they should listen to his stuff more, cause normally Bitty just controls the music cause he didn’t really know what Jack listened to, but now they take turns and Bitty actually likes that style a bit too sometimes.

To sum it all up, Jack being 110% himself around Bitty and very relaxed and being able to belt out songs in the cars with Beyonce on and also like have the sexiest, smoothest voice when calmer songs are on. Boyfriends just being cute and singing together and Jack serenading Bitty probably and slow dancing in the kitchen and ahhhhhhhh!


so. this event’s missing some parts in the beginning. like my friend @qualia-solveig (who translated this for me!! bless her) put it: we don’t know what kind of “drama” happened. they were probably arguing about something… anyway,,

hinata: “even so… you never know when things (we don’t know *what* things) might change. and we can’t just leave it like that.”

hinata, after doing some Serious Thinking™: “komaeda… give me your hand.”

komaeda [sweats]: “w-what? why?”

hinata [sweats too]: “what do you mean why… it’s just a handshake”

hinata: “usually, it goes without saying but… will you be my friend?”

komaeda: “do you really think it will do something?”

hinata: “i just thought… maybe like this, we could really change something.”

komaeda: “well, if you put it that way… then okay.”


Some reverse!au “Dragons.” Naturally, since Genji does not give a single, solitary fuck about what he did to Hanzo, even though Hanzo rocks up on the anniversary of his murder Genji’s just going about business as usual, not even registering that there’s anything significant about the day. Hanzo beats him handily in their fight, but alas, Genji wasn’t particularly generous with Hanzo’s face during their clash ten years ago (and he’s not comfortable enough with his appearance to try reveal it anyway) so Hanzo doesn’t have much of a way to convince him of his identity other than his word and his dragons (which he’s reticent to use because what if Genji gets actually hurt???) 

He tries to do the whole, “I forgive you, let’s be brothers again” thing anyway, but Genji is less than thrilled by the implication that he did something wrong ten years ago, is even less thrilled about the fact that Hanzo is still alive after he explicitly went out of his way to kill him, and is even less thrilled than that by the realization that this time around he got so easily defeated. So, he makes it clear that, if Hanzo wants revenge, now’s the time to take it–but if all he’s here for is to offer forgiveness, then he can keep it and clear out while he’s at it, because he is not welcome in Hanamura and he’s as good as dead if they cross paths again. Hanzo leaves the encounter hurt and confused and Genji leaves seriously pissed. It’s a long night for both of them.

Doctor's revenge

This story is from a few years ago when I was a freshman in college. I was an idiot and naive back then and to me college was an opportunity to see how much drugs I can consume. Anyways I buddied up with this guy who was into heroin, also a freshman in college. I had a don’t judge attitude back then and did not realize actually how badly he was addicted or what opiate addiction will do to people and that there is a good reason for the stigma. Like I said, I was naive. Anyways, I was hanging out with him smoking weed I think and he was dopesick though he usually hid it pretty well. He asked for a ride up to an urgent care saying his leg was bothering him and even though I knew what he was up to, I obliged as I did not have shit better to do. So I give him a ride up there and he goes in to try to scam the doctor out of opiates. Well, about 45 minutes later he comes hobbling out of the urgent care with this makeshift cast up past his knee and a script for ibuprofen. Now it wasn’t an actual hard cast but the doctor did basically wrap the shit out of his entire leg ¾ the way up so he could barely walk. Not exacltly something they do for a sprained ankle or whatever the dumbass said. It was pretty obvious the doctor knew what he was up to and did that to fuck with him which I just found fucking hilarious, and the ibuprofen script was just ice on the cake.

Also want to add that I realize not all opiate addicts are bad people, but this guy was and that is why I have no sympathy. He’s the type of guy that will steal your wallet and then help you look for it. I cut contact with him shortly after this incident once I realized exactly what type of person he was.

Working with Photographers

Your cosplay looks stunning and you want to get some professional shots of your cosplay! Where do you begin? How do you find photographers? I will explain in this post!

There are 2 ways to finding photographers around you! You can either:

-A: Go to a convention. You don’t even need a ticket, you can stand in areas where photographers will be! They will most likely be outside anyway due to better lighting/location. Once you take photos with a photographer they will usually give you a business card. 

B: Look on forums, facebook pages of conventions/cosplayers in your area. Chances are photographers will be in there too looking for cosplayers to shoot with! You can even look for cosplayers in your area and look in the description for photographers. 

-Always make sure you look through their portfolio to see if you like the way they shoot. Each photographer will have a different way of shooting, some you may like, some you may not like. 

-Time to book a shoot! Message a photographer, ask for their rates, when they are available. If you agree to a shoot, make sure you tell them what character, what series, and provide multiple reference photos so they can get a good feel for your character, and choose which lighting, location, angles they may want to try. The more information you can provide, the easier it is on them!

-WATCH OUT FOR PERVERTS. Especially if you have a rather revealing cosplay or are planning a lingerie shoot! There are some photographers that are not reputable at all! MAKE SURE THE PHOTOGRAPHER IS REPUTABLE! Check with people they have worked with. Ask them their experience. If you hear anything bad from multiple people. DO NOT hire them! A good photographer will NEVER force you to do poses you are not comfortable with and will always make sure you are comfortable! They will never touch you without your permission, and will always make sure you like the shots! If you feel uncomfortable let them know. They will respect your decision.

-Practice your poses! Look at reference photos of your character and mimic their poses. It is good to have many many poses on hand because you will be going through a lot of them! For good measure look for around 15+ you like. Poses go by very fast! You can even ask your photographer if they have any pose ideas!

-Getting to your shoot. Even though you agree on a certain time, it is always best to get there 15 minutes early! It is very rude to get there late. Photographers will most likely be there early to set up their lighting, and do test shots! You can also even help the photographers set up making it more likely that they will want to work with you in the future!

-Perhaps you want to thank your photographer extra for shooting with you, good idea! You can treat them to food, coffee, and even tip them more than the amount you agreed on! Being nice, helpful and a pleasure to work with will make it more likely that the photographer will work with you on future shoots!

-Assistants! It’s a very good idea to bring an assistant to help you/and the photographer during the shoot! Assistants can do things from cape flips, holding props off screen to make it look like it’s in action, make sure your cosplay looks on point/fix whatever is off, hold lighting for photographers, and more! Just be sure you tell them how thankful you are for their help, treat them to lunch or dinner for their time, or get them a gift!

-Waiting for the photos, this is the hardest part. Waiting for your photos can be quite hard however it will be worth it! Depending on your photographer, they will give you the raws, photos with some edits, or edited photos. It is always important to have good communication with the photographer. Ask them if it is okay to do your own edits, ask them when it is okay to post the photos! And be sure to ALWAYS credit the photographer/edit in your post!

-Once the shoot is over, PLEASE leave your experience with the photographer on their pages. This will help future cosplayers on what to expect with the photographer. This will also help bring them more business and support them (if you had a pleasant experience of course)

Wow okay, never in a million years did I ever believe that I would reach 600 followers! I am grateful to each and every one of you who have helped me reach this milestone! Honestly, I love you all so much!

Instead of the usual name every follower here who I admire etc, I am going to make this a giveaway instead! I never really done one of these before so I hope that this will be okay orz
ANYWAY let’s get to business, shall we??


  1. Only one reblog and one like per person will be counted.
  2. You must be one of my mutual followers.
  3. The result will be decided on 28th of February at 10:00pm UK time (GMT+0)
  4. If you do not respond to my message within 24 hours of me sending it, I will give it to someone else.
  5. I will use a random generator to pick the winners.


  • 1st: A customized theme using this theme including a background, and some icons and a mobile header to match the theme.
  • 2nd: A mobile header and icons to match the header
  • 3rd: Icons or a header for the character of your choice. You must choose only chose one out of icons or a header.

Good luck, and again thank you for the following! I hope to see you all soon!

anonymous asked:

honestly nothing gives me more petty satisfaction than when snobby regulars come into the restaurant and expect me to have "their usual" memorized, than to pretend I have no idea who they are/what they're talking about. Like 9/10 I actually DO have their order memorized, but I hate that they get an attitude about it so I pretend I don't, and make them say it anyway.

Uncharted characters as zodiac signs
  • Nathan Drake: Gemini
  • Elena Fisher: Aries
  • Victor Sullivan: Sagittarius
  • Sam Drake: Taurus
  • Rafe Adler: Scorpio
  • Nadine Ross: Aquarius
  • Chloe Frazer: Leo
  • Harry Flynn: Virgo
  • Cassie Drake: Libra
  • Charlie Cutter: Capricorn
  • Katherine Marlowe: Pisces
  • Eddy Raja: Cancer

hey nobody asked but I have headcanons about Alana Maxwell and also I’m procrastinating on paperwork

  • she keeps her hair fairly long (the longest of any women on the Hephaestus, anyway) but always, always pulled back because it’s way too distracting if she wears it down.
  • she likes to dye her hair bright and unnatural colors (a nice side perk of Goddard Futuristics - they don’t really give a shit about how you look, as long as you do good work) but doesn’t like the trouble of maintaining it. usually she lets it fade quite a bit before she picks a new color.
  • she’s a big fan of stim jewelry, especially simple spinner rings and fidget bracelets. she’s usually wearing at least one of each.
  • team Oops It’s Been A Few Days Since I’ve Taken A Shower
  • she likes tattoos but can never commit to what to get. she settles for doodling on herself (and Jacobi) a lot. 
  • her living space isn’t magazine cover perfect - she hasn’t made her bed since she was about 7 and the hamper tends to be overflowing - but everything does tend to be tidied away into very particular places. she doesn’t like clutter on the floor or on any of her surfaces. 
  • she has an enduring love of dumb 80′s synthpop that Jacobi just… Does Not Get. both of them enjoy electronica that has 0 lyrics and is 100% interesting beats and sounds, though.

defractum’s 2k/Christmas giveaway


I was going to wait until I hit 2k, but I also want to get these out before international delivery dates for Christmas, soooooo it’s happening now.

Anyway. As a huge THANK YOU to the entire lot of you, who have stuck with me through many a-fandom and much Discourse, I am giving away these two boxes of beauty products.

But Cass, you ask, what on earth do these have to do Les Mis or Captive Prince or the Foxhole Court? And the answer is: absolutely sod all. I usually do fic giveaways for milestones but given that I have four (4!!!) fic due before Christmas plus two ongoing WIPs, this is just better for my sanity. Also, in my previous job, I used to get many, many random samples. (Not just beauty products. I have about 300 sachets of tabasco too.) So I thought I’d share the love.


  • must be following me, obviously, as this is a thanks for my followers
  • reblog to enter
  • will ship internationally to anywhere
  • must be willing to send me a message w your name/initials and an address
  • closes 30th Nov, 23:59 GMT

(Also, if you happen to like characters from any of the following, please mention in your tags as you may get a bonus: The Avengers/MCU, Free!, Haikyuu!, Kuroko, Prince of Tennis)

Am… am I the only one that said anything about shrimp care…

Uh, so anyway, if you want a fun food for your betta to chase, brand new ghost shrimp from the store are good but give them a good look over first. DO NOT feed your betta shrimp from wal mart. I have seen many stories of wal mart ghost shrimp having horse hair worms.

Other fun foods: remember sea monkeys? Fresh water sea monkeys are called fairy shrimp, and you can keep them in that old fish bowl you never threw out. They usually stay under a centimeter or so, and you can feed them before that. Unlike brine shrimp/sea monkeys, fairy shrimp are freshwater invertebrae, so you don’t have to go rinsing a bunch of brine water off of them before putting one in your betta’s tank. You can buy the kits online, but if you keep a culture of them, make sure you research them, too!

Want to play with your bored betta, but not a fan of watching nature run its course? I’ve never kept a betta that didn’t go nuts for a laser pointer. Yep, the same kind your cat chases. They think it’s a tasty treat and they’ll chase it all around the tank.

Have fun!

Newt x Reader- My watch!

Cute lil fluffy story :) Character: Newt x Reader Type: Fluff Prompt: Can you do Newt x reader with the niffler stealing readers watch and Newt having to awkwardly give it back to them? :)

My watch!

You stretched out on Tina and Queenie’s couch. You and Queenie were just waiting for Tina to come home from work, and Queenie was preparing food. “Smells amazing Q!” You called out as the smell drifted towards you.
“Thanks darlin’!”
You got up and walked over to the kitchen. “What’s taking Tina so long anyways? Work’s usually done by now.” You asked.
“I’m sure she’ll be home soon.” A few minutes later, you were sprawled out on the couch again, when the doorknob turned and in walked Tina. But she wasn’t alone. She was with that Newt fellow and his No-man friend Jacob. They’d been over a few times already and you’d taken a bit of a liking to Newt. He had the most adorable freckles and he blushed a lot. Like, a lot. But it was cute. You quickly sat up and brushed off your dress, earning a chuckle from Queenie and Tina. They both knew you fancied him a bit.
“Hi Newt, Jacob.” You smiled at them.
“Hey, (Y/N)! Nice to see ya again!” Jacob replied.
Newt just smiled back and ducked his head bashfully. Quite a shy man, wasn’t he?
Jacob immediately took the armchair and left only the couch available for Newt. So you scooted over and gestured for him to sit. He quietly walked over and sat down next to you, a fair distance away. Did this boy not take a hint?
“Any more creatures of yours found?” You inquired. He’d lost a few A couple days prior, so Tina was helping him look. His face lit up a bit.
“Actually yes! Do you wanna see one?” He bit his lip.
“Of course!”
Newt reached into his coat, and his face scrunched into a frown. He pulled it out empty. He laughed awkwardly.
“Um, one moment.” He got up, searching around the room. Suddenly, you glanced down at your wrist to check the time, but your watch was gone. Newt returned, sheepishly scratching his neck.
“Um, my niffler seems to have, um, well, escaped. Are you wearing anything particularly shiny?” He asked.
“My watch went missing!” You exclaimed. “That’s what must have happened!”
Something in the corner of your eye moved.
“There!” You shouted and pointed at something under the desk. Newt dove for it, knocking over a couple things in the process.
“Newt!” Tina yelled.
It scurried away with the watch in its pouch.
Newt scrambled after it, bumping into furniture and objects everywhere. The niffler continued on its escape as Newt ran. Suddenly, he cornered it. He dove again, this time grabbing the little creature in both of his hands. Newt shook it out, tickling the stomach of his niffler and out came the watch. He caught it in his spare hand and walked over to you.
He laughed awkwardly. “Um, sorry about that (Y/N). Here’s your watch,” he handed it to you and you smiled gratefully.
“Thanks Newt!” You exclaimed cheerfully and gave him a quick kiss on the cheek. Knowing what was coming, you turned away and caught the glance of Queenie, who was silently laughing. Newt’s face turned beet red and you grabbed his hand to come sit back in the couch.

Originally posted by thedailyquibbler

RWBY Volume 4 Episode 7 Wishlist

I’ve been doing these with Defenestrator for the past couple of episodes, and thought I’d share so we can all cheer if any of this stuff happens! (Please note: I’m a terrible person.)

Anyway, without further ado…

10 points to RT for each of the following, if they occur:

- Ruby and Qrow have a heart-to-heart over a campfire after dealing with the whole Tyrian thing. 

- Ruby asks about Yang

-Ruby  breaks down and/or cries

- Ruby doesn’t cry, or show anything but her usual chipper-ness, but Qrow gives her a look so we can acknowledge that she’s not dealing with any of these events in an emotionally healthy way.

- Minus 10 if Jaune gives her the look

- Plus 10 if Ren and Nora exchange glances over it

- 10 points if Tyrian, seeing he can’t get Ruby through Qrow, cuts his losses and nabs Jaune instead. (He’s so interesting, right?)

- 10 points if Qrow encourages Ruby to forget him

-10 more if Ruby uses her speed to go after him instead

- plus 20 if we get a Ruby vs. Tyrian fight where Ruby actually uses her speed

- plus 10 if Ruby gets injured

- plus 20 if she takes a shot to the eye, and we cut immediately to a shot of Weiss putting a hand to her head, or anything that draws attention to the scar over her eye

- Alternately, plus 20 if she takes a hit and we cut to Yang having a panic attack

- Minus 10 if Qrow dies

- Minus 10 if Tyrian dies

- Plus 10 if Tyrian finally does something freaking terrifying. So far all he’s got going for him is that laugh– other than that, he’s kind of cardboard. 

- Minus 10 if the rest of RNJR just sits there through the battle

- Minus another 10 for anyone who closes their eyes instead of straight up throwing stuff at Tyrian. Seriously, did Nora run out of grenades or something?

- Minus 10 if we go to Atlas and STILL don’t see Weiss’s mom/don’t get any explanation for not seeing Weiss’s mom

- Plus 10 if they explain what on earth Weiss has been doing for the past six months. (Training? Reading? Deep depression? Locked in her room by Jaques? Please tell us.)

Hm… this got long. I guess that’s all for now, but I’ll probably do more as the season progresses.

Game (Sam Drake x Reader)

Requested by @rikuaxel10.

A/N: Hey guys! So first of all I’m deeply sorry for taking forever to write this request, I had a major writer’s block going on. Secondly I know this request was meant to be full of sin but in the end I decided to keep it SFW. I guess if you guys would want me to write the second part with smut then I can do that. Also I would like to give a shoutout to @xnanami for helping me out with the idea of setting the scene for this fic cause I had trouble coming up with something decent, so big thanks for that. Anyways enough of my blaberring, I hope you enjoy reading it!

This game you were playing began ever since Sam stepped his foot through the door. You had been waiting for him to get back home from his usual busy day, and every time he would walk through the door you were greeted by the sweetest and most longing kiss from Sam. You could always tell how much me missed you by the way his hand caressed your cheek, and the way his eyes always traced over the outlines of your face.

 But today it was different, today you were going to play it differently. You weren’t just going to give into Sam’s sweet touch and kisses, and it wasn’t just going to lead to the usual love making like it always had. You had your own ideas for how this evening was going to go down, and you were certain Sam won’t be exactly thrilled about this idea of yours. But you decided to try it either way.

 Once you heard the front door shutting, you knew that he was home. His voice travelled through the apartment as you heard your name being called in a sweet manner. With his shoes removed, the footsteps could be lightly heard as they traced their way over to your bedroom. You waited patiently, whilst still working on your laptop, expecting him to appear anytime soon.

 "Good evening, babe.“ You hear his voice come from behind, which made you finally halt your vigorous tying on your laptop and turn around to greet your boyfriend. "Hey.” Getting up from your comfy chair, you walk over to Sam and place a kiss on his cheek.

 Feeling his arm snake around your waist in an instant, he pulls you closer to his own body as you tiptoe just to press your lips to his cheek. “I missed you so much.” You heard a low whisper reaching your ear, which sent warming shivers down your body. “Oh did you now, but you saw me this morning.” You giggled in response, aligning yourself to meet his face.

 "You know what I mean.“ He smirked at the new found silliness of the situation. You studied his loving expression, just as he did yours before you saw him draw his face up close ready to kiss you. But just as his lips were about to meet yours, your timing couldn’t have been more perfect as you moved your face to the side pretending to be distracted by something as Sam’s lips met your cheek instead.

 Trying to hide your grin, you found your eyes trail back to the confused expression that had consumed Sam’s face. You tried to play it all serious, seeing how long you could go on before he would catch on to your antics. Thinking that you hadn’t noticed that he was trying to kiss you, Sam attempted to kiss you once more, but just like before you moved your head to the side as his lips kissed your cheek once again.

 Now your grin was wide as ever, you really couldn’t play it cool not even for a second longer. "C'mon can’t a guy just kiss his girlfriend?” Sam’s voice was rather playful, but you could sense the hint of frustration along with it.

 "Well depends, a certain magic word might do the trick.“ You smirked at him, slowly pulling away from his grip. Your eyes still on Sam, you watched his eyebrow raise at your suspicious tone but soon enough his eyebrow dropped followed by a chuckle. "Oh is that so?” Finally catching onto this game of yours, you watched his face spark up and knowing Sam he wasn’t going to give into this so easily. A challenge it was. Just before you could finally stray away from his arm around your waist, he had some final words for you. “I’m sure I could make you say these magic words by the end of the night.” Once his breath brushed upon your skin, you felt your face burn as the sudden sense of heat had absorbed into your body.

 Trying not to gulp loudly and draw any attention to your flushed face, admittedly you didn’t mind just letting him do you right there and then, if it was any other night you would have, but tonight you weren’t giving in so easily even if it was Sam Drake standing right in front of you. “No chance, how about you go and take a shower instead.” Shaking your head, you lightheartedly push him away from yourself trying to get the thought of him on top of you out of your head. “Alright, but you know you’re more than welcome to join…preferably without your clothes.” You watched him walk away with that smug look on his face, as you tried so hard to compose yourself and seem completely disinterested in his offer. You decided to wait until he’s finished showering to get your opportunity at revenge.

 Once you heard the shower tap stop running, you wasted no time to remove your shirt and your pair of shorts tossing them to the side, just leaving yourself in your underwear. Taking a seat on the edge of the bed you waited for your turn to take a shower, but not until Sam made his way back to the room. Hearing the light footsteps reach the entrance to the bedroom, you got ready to get up from the bed but before you could do so you saw Sam enter into the room.

 With a towel wrapped around his abdomen, and his bare chest on full display you managed to skillfully trace your eyes over his whole body before reaching his face. But yours weren’t the only curious eyes in the room, as Sam was busy checking you out. The moment you caught him staring he didn’t even care to look away, but continued to admire you as if he hadn’t been staring for the past minute or so. “Like what you see?” You playfully tease him, getting up from the bed and walking his way.

 "Mmhm.“ Managing to get a nod from Sam, his eyes followed your every moment until you came to a halt right in front of him. Brushing your hand over his semi wet hair, you lean in on your tiptoes and whisper in his ear, "My turn.”

 Making your way past Sam, you attempted to walk to the bathroom but it was wishful thinking to even hope to make it that far. His arms gently pulled you back into his direction, with your back pressing against his chest. Your grin resurfaced as you knew that Sam was starting to give in, “You’re not gonna make this easy for me are you?” He leaned in pressing his face closer to yours whilst him arms where around your waist.

 "Nope.“ Your answer was put simply, as you tried to hold in your giggles. "You really want me to say it don’t you?”

 "Mmhm.“ You nod brushing your cheek against his stubble in the process. Hearing a sigh leave his mouth, you knew that you had finally gotten to Sam. "Please.” His words came out much quieter than you wanted to.

 "Sorry I don’t think I heard that.“ You smirked, as you wriggled your body to turn to face him. "Could you say it again?”

 "Please.“ He said it much louder this time, and from the look on your face even Sam knew that you were satisfied with his words. "You know you’re cute when you’re like this.” Your lips begin to creek up into a sweet smile, earning a chuckle from Sam.

 “May I kiss you now?” He tilts your chin gently towards his own face. In your head you knew that there was only once answer to give. “You may.”

 Your permission was the only invitation he needed to kiss you right at that moment. Without wasting a second his lips had found yours in an instant, as he kissed you longingly, deepening the kiss even further. He nipped at your bottom lip, sliding his tongue across and begging for entrance until you let him. You didn’t fight back, you wanted him as much as he wanted you.

 Without breaking the kiss, his hands comfortably roamed over your lower back, finding their way down to your thighs. Using his strength to pick you up, you got the chance to wrap your legs around his waist as he carried you back into the bedroom and headed for the bed. You celebrated your small victory in your head, but it wasn’t going to be without a price.

 You knew Sam was going to make you pay for the rest of the night for your teasing, but you weren’t going to shy away, instead you looked forward to it.

anonymous asked:

I used to lift a LOT and stopped because I started dating sugar daddies and didn't need to. So I ended up dating my fav SD full time, and he really likes the thrill of lifting with me. We both look like professional business people (I have a short dark bob cut & he's in his 40s with grey hair and always wears nice clothes) so he's the perfect distraction and can literally walk out of a store with anything. I just want to know what you'd do in my situation. I want to use this as best as possible

me and boyfriend are also a classy looking couple so lp usually ignores us too lmao. Just always stay vigilant anyway. Watch for lp at all times and never let your guard down (that’s how people get caught). Btw i love using my boyfriend as a blindspot. He is big and tall so i will just have my purse facing him when he is next to me and he blocks the cam while i conceal. then i will give him a kiss for helping me and to play it off like i did not just steal lol :~)

Underboob (Tattoo Artist!Calum smut)

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rated: NSFW

summary: hot tattoo!artist calum gives you your new underboob tattoo and more than enough clothes are shed 

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“Do we have to make appointments for tattoos? I wasn’t sure, but I can come back if now’s not-”

The blonde behind the counter smiled, cutting you off. “No, it’s fine. Usually appointments are better but it’s pretty dead right now.” You nodded, regaining the confidence you had when you had walked into the tattoo parlor. You were about to speak up again but your words were cut off when a faceless voice rang out. “I think I’m gonna head home,”

“Actually we have a client with us now but I can take her if you wanna head home.” The blonde behind the counter said.

The guy who had appeared, own tattoos visible, shook his head. “No it’s fine. I’ll do it.” He said, doing a not very subtle job of checking you out. You smirked to yourself, raising an eyebrow at the guy.

“Are you sure? Because-” The blonde got caught off by his friend. “Luke. I’ll do it.” You watched the interaction between the two guys, laughing silently to yourself. “Okay,” The blonde one, Luke, behind the counter put down the pencil he was twirling between his fingers and walked out from behind that counter, towards the door the darker haired guy had come through. “I guess I’ll head home then.”

After he disappeared away from your sight, you looked at his friend who was making his way over to you. “Don’t worry; I’m much better at it than he is.”

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