but i think this looks kinda ok

Kissing turians remains necessary

100 Dialogue Prompts: Part 5

Great team work, amigos. Here’s is part 5! 

  1. “Why is there a naked Ken Barbie doll tied up in your room?” “Goddammit, ____! I told you not to go in there!”
  2. “No Candice, I am NOT selling you my soul again.”
  3. “why is the fairy holding a gun.”
  4. “Jesus Christ on a boat made of crackers, what are you doing outside of the pod ship again?”
  5. “WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT” “He said I couldn’t… and I thought it was a challenge…”
  6. “How the fuck did you dye the ocean ORANGE?!”
  7. “Why are the roses green?”
  8. “Great, you made death angry.”
  9. ”この___だ!”
  10. “That better be a press on tattoo.”
  11. “If you only listened to the nature, you could learn more than humans ever passed to us.”
  12. “So, we’re dead?” “Well, kind of… yeah.”
  13. “Remind me again why you have a centaur tied up in your truck?”
  14. “Can you stop staring into my soul every time we meet? I feel exposed.”
  15. “You do realize that he wasn’t breathing when he spoke to us, right?”
  16. “I liked you better when you where possessed by that demon friend of yours”
  17. “You’re absolutely in love with him and have been for at least 2 years if you don’t go tell him how you feel I swear to god I will”
  18. “There are worse things in life than death.” “Nobody asked you,Lucifer.” “Just saying.”
  19. “Well, it’s wonderful that you’re having a sexuality crisis, but in case you forgot, we’re kind of in the middle of STOPPING THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!”
  20. “Why is there a horse crashing on our couch?” “Oh, that’s Satan.”
  21. “Why would I hang out with you? You’re so incompetent! Your sacrifice to the faeries was so insufficient!”
  22. “Where the hell did the dragon go?! He was right here!”
  23. “Ok, the recipie calls for two cups of lemon and a cup of sugar, but all I see are cough syrup and battery acid…”
  24. “What do you mean today’s not a Tuesday?!”
  25. “So everyone on Earth had the same dream as me?”
  26. “you know what will solve that? Scotch.”
  27. “I didn’t ask for this!” “… you didn’t?”
  28. “How is it that the least likely outcome is always the outcome I receive?!” “You should go buy a lottery ticket.”
  29. “Guys, i know you’re all busy, but if any of you wants the dinner done, i will need my arm back”
  30. “Of COURSE I care about you. That’s why I sold your soul on the black market.”
  31. “JOHN I AM BEGINNING TO QUESTION THE VALIDITY OF YOUR PLAN” “AS AM I ALEX, AS AM I”
  32. “What?”
  33. “I will take the concept of my rage, transform it into a physical weapon, and use it to BEAT YOU TO DEATH!”
  34. “Did you really HAD to slap the shark?!” “I mean… If you want me to kick it-”
  35. “I don’t care, your tamagotchi dying is not an excuse to wake me up before noon!”
  36. “You are telling me that the socks with hearts that I’ve been mocking since the first day you arrived are, in fact, what keep you alive?” “Yes!” “What?”
  37. “So you really want me to believe that you’re actually from the future?”
  38. “Dude. What have you done. Now we HAVE TO save those aliens!”
  39. “Can you just stop?” “God no, why would I do that?”
  40. “Hey at least I get laid doing it”
  41. “While that’s a lovely story, it doesn’t quite explain the fires.”
  42. “Dude, please tell me that you planned to deal with her guardian angel when you killed her.”
  43. “That’s such a stupid idea… let’s do it.”
  44. “What do you MEAN this just HAPPENS?!” “All the time, actually.”
  45. “I swear, one day you’ll kill us both.” “Oh please, I’ve never been that reckless.” “…” “That was ONE TIME!”
  46. “Why did you buy a nuke?!” “Why wouldn’t I? It was on sale”
  47. “I am fueled purely by rage and instant coffee.”
  48. “How are you a million years old, bit you can’t even remember who George Washington is?”
  49. “Because I gave not, a single shit.”
  50. “Is that a marijuana? In my good  Christian suburbs?!”
  51. “WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE?? YOU NEVER USE THE DRAGON, YOU IDIOT”
  52. “I don’t care if he’s a unicorn, NO ONE EATS MY MINI EGGS!”
  53. “Jesus Christ Lewis! *Again* with the Snails?” “It’s Thursday! You said Thursday’s were okay!”
  54. “Here’s a story for you. I woke up in Vegas as a makeup guru. I was REALLY drunk.”
  55. “If all your friends jumped off a cliff would you…WAIT, NO IT WAS A JOKE, STOP!”
  56. “You’re kinda like hitchhiking Ghost Busters, aren’t you?”
  57. “For gods sake, ditch the fanny pack”
  58. “Take the tomato!” “No, I don’t want the tomato” “JUST TAKE THE TOMATO”
  59. “‘That’s no moon!’ Everyone  remembered Jimmy’s words that night as he scolded his friends for half-heartedly pulling their pants down.”
  60. “WHY IS THERE A BEAR IN MY BATHROOM”
  61. “Can you believe it?” “Just barely.”  "Man, I never thought he would ACTUALLY throw the chair.“
  62. "What did you THINK girl scout cookies were made of?”
  63. “Really? That’s not what I heard from Mrs. Sanchez across the hall!”   “Mom she’s literally a possessed cow, why do you listen to her?”
  64. “You got the rubber chicken, cheese whiz, and dish soap?” “Yep” “Ok, let’s do this!”
  65. “Are you building a life-sized Godzilla at 3am again?”
  66. “Don’t get pissy at me, YOU’RE the one who didn’t say what kind of tea bags to get for the clown!”
  67. "So YOU’RE the guy the math textbooks warned us about.”
  68. “Where’s our cat?” “I thought you were responsible for it?..”
  69. “What do you mean I’m half demon”
  70. “why are you duct taping a cat to the ceiling?” “aesthetic.”
  71. “Hope is a lie. So is philosophy, morality, language in general, the sky, dogs, and about a third of the population of Michigan.”
  72. “So let me get this straight. You filled a Darth Vader costume… With cats?”
  73. “How did I die this time?” “Well, it was pretty quick. I missed it, but from what I can tell, you convinced an entire school of 4000 people to throw watermelons at you all at the same time.” “…And?” “The impact of the watermelons threw you back a couple hundred kilometers and you landed in the ocean…inside the mouth of a particularly hungry shark.” “Goddamn it I wanted this death to be metal!”
  74. “Yesterday I learned that my childhood friend was a demon.”
  75. “Please tell me you said 'What bothers me most.’ "Yes? What the hell did you think I said?” Well….it kinda sounded like “His father’s meatloaf.’
  76. "Goddammit, why won’t you die?!”  "I DON’T FUCKING KNOW! “
  77. "I’d appreciate it if you fucking stopped, thanks.”
  78. “What the hell is this?” “It’s jello, you eat it”
  79. "You didn’t” “I did and I made them watch”
  80. "Why in the hell did you think this was a good idea?” “Look, YOU try saying 'No’ to not just a primordial deity, but my little sister as well.” “…Ok, you got me there.”
  81. “How do you know that it’s supposed to look like this?”
  82. “Are you making *tea*?!” “Well what else am I supposed to do?” “I don’t know maybe STOP THE MONSTER THATS RIGHT IN FRONT OF US!!”
  83. “Why are you in a dress?” “Lucifer wanted to have a tea party. You don’t say no to Lucifer”
  84. “So you’re telling me that aliens invaded while I was on vacation?”
  85. “I appreciate the gesture but I prefer my horses fried rather than alive.”
  86. *whining* “But Mooommm, I don’t want to save the woooorrld!”
  87. “Now I know not to cry there”
  88. “What if we DIDNT kill the king every Thursday” “Good idea we’ll kill him on Fridays instead.”
  89. “So you’re a zombie now?” “I guess I am” “So what are you gonna do about it?” “*shrug* I don’t know….”
  90. “I guess you weren’t joking when you said that the world is ruled by ants”
  91. “When I die, tell everyone 'I told you so.’”
  92. “You’re not real… You’re only in those silly books!” “Correction, my dear, you’re the fictional one.”
  93. “There was no 'free pie’ you moron! You stole it!”
  94. “Okay, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that my pet rock has gained sentience, just like we planned! The bad news is that it turns out he’s evil and is currently building a rock army with the intent of taking over the world. aaaand, he’s trying to get Mt. Everest on his side.”
  95. “Why is our baby on a wanted poster?”
  96. “Zombies are people too, Mom!”
  97. “… I’m gonna go for it. Hold my head for me real quick, and don’t put it on a mannequin like you did last time.”
  98. “Fascinating… I was unaware that was physically plausible.” “I know right.”
  99. “ACHOO!” “Bless you.” “No sorry, that won’t work on me.”
  100. “Bye, Felicia. Take you and your cat ears! GO!”

Prepare yourselves, because starting from tomorrow we will be making ‘100 Prompts That Will Make You Cry’ lists. Hope you enjoy this one. Which prompt do you like the most?

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All Forbidden Art goes into the Box™ to be hidden forever

MBTI and an Escape Room

ISFJ: “No, no, no, no”

ESFJ: *crying and furious* “This is tearing us apart! Get it together people!”

ISTJ: *Says everyone is an idiot for trying the wrong thing- never offers his own solution*

ESTJ: “I would take over, but I like watching ENFJ fail at it.”

ESTP: “Wait guys, I got this” *does something stupid* *fails*

ISTP: “If you guys would just listen to me then I could get us out of here- ok no one is listening to me, that’s fine too, whatever”

ESFP: *completely oblivious to everyone’s stress* “This is so fun!”

ISFP: *mopping in the corner* “I’m just really tired, I don’t want to do this.”

ENFP: *simply talking and rabbit trailing about random possibilities* “Hey look at this! This is so cool! Oh that’s kinda creepy…what if-”

INFP: *super chill and relaxed* “Man, this is so much fun. Hey guys- we should try and scare ISTJ”

INFJ: *Thinks he knows how to get out but can’t talk because all the tension in the room is about to make him cry*

ENFJ: *Keeps trying to create order amongst the group, but gets too emotional to handle the responsibility* 

ENTJ: *Has already planned out which one of his friends he will have to sacrifice first*

INTJ: *Knows how to get out after discussing with INFJ* *Doesn’t tell anyone because ESTJ said some rude and they want to watch ESTJ fail* 

ENTP: “Hey guys, I know what will work!” *tries something complicated and stupid* *fails* 

INTP: “My goodness, I can’t believe you guys haven’t figured it out yet, it’s so obvious” *doesn’t actually know how to get out*

anonymous asked:

so it's basically canon that kara is an artist so im kinda thinking that she'll be good with makeup too so every morning she does lena's makeup and she literally look like some instragram tutorial vid (pretty af) so one day maggie snaps a pic of kara sitting in lena's lap facing her while doing her makeup and posts it in on instagram... oh boy the comments

Ok but what about Kara doing Lena’s hair too?! Cause come on, she always has some ridiculous braid going on and I bet after the first time it happens Lena’s ‘fans’ always ask her for more pics so she indulges them occasionally 

kojo-asuka127  asked:

I'm still laughing cause Goth calls all version of Geno mom. He calls naomiiisenju's geno 'mom', he calls fatal 'mom' and i think there's more? If he meets MCQ geno would he call him 'mom'? Sorry for thus long random question.

yup definitely- sorry @alainaprana

anonymous asked:

Hello! I wanted to request Midoriya and Kirishima seeing Bakugou with his fem s/o. And they see that he is kinda nice (in his own way of course) to her? I love your writing soooooo much, you really make everything you write so cool, and I just freaking love it

Thank you for this awesooooome request!!I had so much fun writing this one. Awkward Bakugou with his girlfriend, trying to be nice but he doesn’t know how. I love this! [Admin Denki]


“Hey, Kirishima?” Midoriya paused in the hallway to talk to his red-haired friend. 

“Yeah, Deku?” Kirishima stopped, standing outside the classroom. Everyone was leaving to go to lunch.

“Do you know anything about Kacchan’s girlfriend?” Midoriya asked, curiously.

“(Y/n)? Honestly, I had no clue they were dating until I saw her kiss him last week. I’m not the only one who thinks it’s weird, right?” Kirishima commented, thinking about the cute, nice girl that Bakugou was dating.

“Yeah. I never thought that they would.  .  . you know.” Midoriya blushed a little.

“I know. I don’t know if they’re being secretive or if Bakugou just sucks at being nice.” Kirishima laughed. They both paused when they heard giggling. Both boys hid behind the corner, peering into the empty classroom. You sat on one of the desks with Bakugou in front of you.

“Stop moving so much. You have something on your face.” You giggled, Bakugou fussing and aggravated. He huffed, slouching his shoulders.

“If I have something on my fucking face, then fucking get it already.” He growled. You tried to keep yourself from laughing, leaning forward and pecking his cheek.

“Yeah. I think I got it.” You smirked, causing Bakugou to blush and stutter. He let your hand hold his, resting his head on your shoulder.

“Ass.” He grumbled.

“I love you, too, Bakugou.” You laughed, running your fingers through his hair.

“I think I might have something on my lips.” Bakugou smirked.

“I can take care of that.” You leaned forward to kiss his lips gently. Although, Bakugou didn’t do gentle.

“Hmm.  .  .” Kirishima huffed, pulling away from the doorway. “They’re kinda.  .  . cute together.” He commented.

“Yeah.” Midoriya’s cheeks were pink from witnessing what just happened.

“I’m so going to rub this in his face tomorrow.” Kirishima announced proudly.

“Kirishima!” Midoriya exclaimed.

The next day, you sat in your desk and Bakugou sat in his desk. His face was pink as he leaned forward.

“Your.  .  . skirt looks nice.” He huffed. You turned around in your seat.

“I wear the same two skirts.” You commented.

“Well, I just think you look fucking nice, ok? Damn.” Bakugou huffed, leaning back in his desk. You heard Kirishima snickering from his seat and Midoriya purposefully looking the other way.

“Hey, Bakugou?” You whispered.

“What?” Bakugou growled.

“Your shirt looks nice. You always look cool.” You smiled, making Bakugou blush.

“Yeah, you, too. Whatever. God.” Bakugou felt like hiding his face as Kirishima snickered more. “Shut the fuck up, asswipe!” He yelled at the red-head.

BTS Run 24 - The Jin Harem
  • What’s this?
  • Oh just Taejin in their natural habitat, chilling, with Tae’s arm around Jin
  • WHY DO THEY LOOK SO NATURAL AND COMFORTABLE?
  • Probably because this is common for them?  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • They look like they just realised the camera caught them
  • Boys, relax, WE ALREADY KNOW
  • Also, Jin looks cute af!
  • Meanwhile 2Seok…
  • (You guys have no idea how many times I paused to get this glorious moment… Also, I replayed this part so many time just because I can) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • Yes, this is Jin holding Hoseok’s waist
  • You think we wouldn’t notice in the whole mess?
  • THINK AGAIN!
  • We ALWAYS notice
  • ALWAYS
  • Jin instinctively reached out for Yoongi when he was terrified
  • And Hoseok reached out for Jin out of instinct
  • Is there some triangle relationship going on or I’m just being delusional?
  • Ok. I’m delusional
  • Close-up time!
  • Lmao Yoongi got shocked at Jin’s cry
  • I sense the beginning of a new meme
  • Here we have a Jinmin
  • Oh, don’t mind them
  • Jimin is just having the time of his life hugging his hyung
  • Jin? oh he just has A FREAKING WEAPON
  • Where did he even get that?
  • I get that you want to protect Jimin but please do not crime to protect
  • He protecc but he also attacc
  • There is definitely something going on with these 3…
  • (also…this pic looks kinda…wrong…if you don’t see it, stay pure)

BREAK TIME! Here! Have a Weaponised Jin!

You know what? Have more since he looks so cute with it!

CUTE AF

You think this is cute?

BAM!

Ok! Let’s go back to the Jin Harem!

  • Once again, Jin reaching out for Yoongi when in fear

ARE YOU GUYS READY?

I PRESENT:

  • Ok.There’s so much going on here
  • actually just 2 lmao
  • my brain isn’t made to handle more than 1 thing. shut up
  • So the boys said they should ‘hold each other’
  • Jin reaches for Yoongi’s arm
  • (Like, yea. I’d reach for a friend’s arm too when they say ‘hold me’)
  • But what does Yoongi do?
  • HE FREAKING GOES FOR JIN’S WAIST
  • This guy knows what’s good and he’s there to grab the goods  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • After realising what ‘hold each other’ (in front of the filming crew and cameras and tons of fangirl’s delulu mind) means, Yoongi hastily pulls back his hand
  • Why is Yoongi bending down?
  • And Jin had his hand on Yoongi’s back
  • (Once again, if this doesn’t seem wrong to you, stay pure)
  • Here we have Jin reaching out to Yoongi again
  • You need to up the level Jin
  • Like arm holding is cute and all but this delulu person needs more!

I just have to mention it’s not even 10minutes in and we are so well-fed with the Jin harem. I feel blessed.

  • Hoseok slips right by Yoongi who’s right in front of him and goes to the back to hold Jin
  • He freaking reaches out for Jin again
  • Like I said, these 3 have something going on alright
  • Here we have a tol hiding behind a smol
  • Jin is holding Yoongi’s arm
  • I know it’s hard to see but he SO is
  • WHAT DID I TELL YOU
  • TOLD YOU HE WAS HOLDING YOONGI!
  • Poor Jin, left behind by Yoongi and looking like a lost puppy
  • And here we have Yoongi crawling back to his hyung!
  • REJOICE! They found each other!
  • And this time, Jin is holding on tight to not lose his man again
  • TUMMY TOUCH!
  • I REPEAT. TUMMY TOUCH!
  • This time, smol is hiding behind tol 
  • Dashi Run Run Run~
  • arm-in-arm~
  • And then Jin turns around and realises that OH NO CAMERAS
  • OH but yoongi doesn’t care
  • Look at Yoongi’s hand
  • He’s still not letting go of Jin
  • Oh you think they are cute?
  • Well they can get freaky too
  • Matching Weird Yoonjin!
  • Here we have Weird and Weirder
  • (Psst, the Green one is Jin while the White one is Yoongi)
  • (This is some AU where their height has been swapped)
  • I know it’s hard to see but that’s JK’s hand on Jin’s shoulder
  • You think I’d miss that?  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Here we have tol and toller
  • omg height difference

Because it’s cute, here Have a Tae

Ok back to Jin Harem

  • The birth of a new ship?!
  • JinxZombie
  • ZomJin?
  • Jimbie?
  • It is sailing.
  • The zombie is totally checking Jin out
  • I applaud the zombie for their good taste
  • I wonder what the zombie is staring at  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • MORE ZOMBIES CHECKING MR WORLDWIDE HANDSOME OUT
  • This is probably what skinship with a zombie is like
  • Jinmin hugging :’)
  • Jimin saw the chance to hug Jin and he took it
  • You see his open arms?
  • He obviously wants a hug Hoseok
  • Not a freaking sticker on his face
  • You see Namjoon’s expression?
  • Exactly. HUG HIM YOU NOOB
  • So firstly, Jin sips the blue drink
  • (looking cute af once again)
  • And JK reaches out for a drink
  • Which drink?
  • THE SAME BLUE ONE OF COURSE
  • Is this an indirect kiss?
  • KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE~
  • Meanwhile, the zombies are still staring at Jin

This post turned out soo long. Hope you guys enjoyed it! BECAUSE I SURE DID!

Until next time~

Your wife is hot part 2 - Bruce Wayne x Reader

Summary : The Justice League is coming over at Wayne’s mansion for a barbecue…

Someone asked for a part two, so here’s a part two …Hope you’ll enjoy :s

Part one

(My masterlist blog here : https://ella-ravenwood-archives.tumblr.com)

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You didn’t really expect the Leaguers to take you up on your barbecue offer…but they did. And this times, they were all here. Fortunately, Wayne mansion’s garden was massive. And with multiple trips to shops, Alfred you and your boys were able to bring enough food of all kind that it was all good. 

Except that you were stressed, yet again. So many superheroes in the same place, wasn’t it a bit of bad luck ? Like asking for a catastrophe to happen ? Oh my God, what if a major world threat arrived in your garden and started to destroy everything ?

You felt an arm go around your shoulder, and, instantly recognizing it, you wrapped your own arm around his waist. 

Bruce. Your Bruce. You snuggle into his side. 

-Are you nervous again ? 

-Is that this obvious ? 

-Only to me, I know you darling. 

You smiled to him and went on your tip toe to kiss him. Even on your tippy toes though, you were too short and he bent forward to meet your lips. Fucking giant man. 

-It’s going to be alright. They know they should leave you alone, they might be all more powerful than me physically, but they know better than to actually piss me off. You know, I got plans to take them down.

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anonymous asked:

shiro: idk what ur talking about keith is wonderfully huggable yeah just a few mins ago i ran across him and just had to give him a hug, he doesnt mind... why are you all looking at me like i just killed somebody's cat--

oK BUT 

THIS IS LITERALLY CANON 

KEITH HONESTLY SAYS “I DON’T USUALLY HUG STRANGERS” AND THEN PROCEEDS TO TENSE UP AND LOOK UNCOMFORTABLE WHENEVER SOMEONE ELSE GRABS HIM TO INITIATE SOME KIND OF PHYSICAL CONTACT

BUT NOT WITH SHIRO 

and anyway I definitely think Keith is someone who does enjoy physical gestures of reassurance, but he’s also somewhat touch-averse. Whenever someone else latches onto him without his consent it kinda throws him off-guard and you can clearly see that. Shiro, who allows Keith to reach back for him so they can walk into the hug together, as equals–he’s respecting Keith’s boundaries. Keith who’s touch-starved but struggles with displays of affection is my everything–especially given the easy intimacy between him and Shiro, that just speaks volumes 

So anyway yes, Keith is very huggable, but incredibly careful about who he lets himself get close to 

isak is really good at being there for even when even is not doing well. isak is patient and caring but not overbearingly so 

but even is also really, really good at being there for isak when isak needs him to. when isak doesn’t realize he needs him to. when isak is studying for a big, important test, even will make them a cup of tea. he’ll also help him study, taking his textbook and asking him questions. and when it gets too late and isak tells him “ask me something else”, even will close the textbook and tell him calmly “no. you’re ready, isak. the material is all in there” and he’ll run his fingers through isak’s hair slowly and add “in your head. you’ve got this” and after a while isak will sigh and even will ask “let’s go to bed?” and isak will nod. and they’ll go to bed, even’s arm around isak’s stomach, and isak will get a good night of sleep 

one time, isak has a really bad cold and misses a day of school. and when even is done with his classes, he comes to see him with enough pho soup to feed him and all his roommates. and isak mumbles “you shouldn’ be here, ‘m ver contagious” against his pillow and even sits on the edge of his bed and tells him “you have to eat even if you’re not hungry. come on” and isak sits up, eyes half open and brows furrowed and strands of his messy hair sticking to his forehead a little, and sleep lines from his pillow on the right half of his face. and he sighs and asks “what are we eating” and even opens one of the take-out bags and says “pho soup” and isak smiles because he’s loved pho soup ever since even took him to a vietnamese restaurant for the first time (”you can’t just live off pasta and frozen pizza, isak”) 

one evening, they’re watching tv in even’s living room when isak gets a text from his dad and he doesn’t tell even about it but even can tell something is wrong, so he asks “what’s up?” and isak simply shrugs and looks down, and even has his arm wrapped around isak and he squeezes his shoulder gently, his way of saying “you know you can tell me, if you want to”. and isak swallows audibly and then he whispers “he wants to introduce me to his new girlfriend” and he lifts his gaze and looks at even and even simply nods, a small, understanding nod. “do you want to go?” isak starts playing with the hem of his shirt and he blinks quickly when he realizes that his eyes sting and he lets out a “fuck”, and if even wasn’t sitting so close to him, if their faces weren’t inches away, he wouldn’t be able to hear it. isak rubs his eyes and he says quickly “this is so stupid. i know they haven’t been together for a while and like, i didn’t expect them to be back together, like i’m not stupid, i knew he wouldn’t come back and i shouldn’t even care because we don’t live together and it shouldn’t matter because it’s not like i’m five years old or something but-” 

and isak stops there because the words simply won’t come out anymore, they collide with the little sob that’s stuck in the back of his throat. and even simply holds him close, runs a soothing hand along his arm, and isak rests his head on his shoulder. “of course it should matter, isak. it’s hard when your parents aren’t together anymore. it’s hard for anyone, doesn’t matter how old you are. i’m two years older than you and i can’t think of my parents breaking up.” isak’s breathing is a little shaky against even’s neck and after a minute he says “three” and even asks “what?” and isak replies “you’re three years older”. even laughs a little at that, turns his head and plants a kiss on top of isak’s head and says “two years and a little over four months, actually. i counted. you’re not the only maths genius here, you know?” playfully and isak actually lets out a little giggle at that

they stay like this for a little while and even breathes slowly and evenly, which he knows isak will feel and which he knows will soothe him. and it does. and when isak is feeling calm again, he tells even “dad said i could bring you with me” and even replies “if you want to go and you want me to go, we’ll go” and isak lifts his head and looks at even’s face and says “i think we should go”. and even leans in and he kisses isak, just to touch his lips with his own, just to bring them closer, just to remind isak that he’s here. “then we’ll go”

EXO: boyfriend Chen
  • oh boi this is my soft smol dirty minded boi
  • like before you even started to date, he’d make your day every single day w/ his adult humor and tbh this is probably one of the reasons you finally fell for him
  • aka don’t lie we’re all dirty minded 
  • :’))))))))
  • so when he realized that he’s starting to fall for you, this would really shake him up man
  • he was sure as hell he didn’t want to be stuck in the friendzone 
  • bc like……..he was 500% sure he was never going to feel the same way about someone if you were to reject him…………….ur his best friend man
  • so he told you straight up what the deal was 
  • and if it was any other person you’d think it was kinda hostile how he kinda cornered you and basically stated all the reasons why he loves you and gave you a choice whether to love him back or not and it’s like ??? 
  • but it’s Jongdae so
  • you were like…………deal
  • but also you probably can’t help but kiss him bc his satisfied smirk is unreal
  • okay now we got that out of the way
  • dude he is nOT a morning person
  • and whenever he’d pull you back in his arms when you want to get up, he feels bad about it afterwards ??
  • “y/n I am so very sorry I put you in this situation here today”
  • “ok so why are you still cuddling onto my leg”
  • “………………….it’s warm and also have I told you I loved you yet ;;;;;;”
  • but when it comes to making breakfast foods, he’s hella ready
  • w/ his ‘kiss the chef’ apron and spatula and everything aw
  • however there won’t be much kissing going on bc he’s deadly serious about perfecting those eggs and cook the sausages at the right temperature
  • afterwards he’s like “aren’t you glad your boyfriend is a great cook who spoils you every morning ;))))”
  • “jongdae it’s literally almost noon”
  • *feeds u a sausage* “shhhhh
  • in front of the other members, he will not hold back on his affections for you
  • he’s straight up french kissing you in their dressing room before a show and you won’t even realize how long you’ve been on the dresser until the members get agitated and call for him
  • “listen we know ur both like little lovesick bunnies but our company’s gonna literally kill us if we’re late to another show is2g jongdae”
  • he’s dead set on making you learn exo’s routines and honestly it’s so amusing
  • mostly bc you’re always complimenting him on his dancing skills 
  • “Aw baby you were dancing so great, you should join the dance line and leave all the singing to minnie”
  •  you probably will regret that bc he won’t stop belting off his high notes for the whole day bc you still low key hurt his feelings 
  • “no, baby, you gotta move your legs like this but keep your hand at your shoulder!!!!”
  • “babe look, I don’t think any normal human being besides exo can get the monster routine right just let me live”
  • “ok time for call me baby, then :’)”
  • he’s literally just always clinging onto your arm or waist 
  • and it’s kinda comforting bc you just have to turn your head and tell him a joke or something that just popped in your mind 
  • and he’ll always laugh and poke your sides 
  • and kiss your forehead all softly and probably makes you blush hella 
  • ohmygod I’m soft for him 
  • sometimes you’ll just be cuddled into his side as he plays w/ your hair and working on writing lyrics at the same time
  • and so he’ll absentmindedly hum along 
  • and freaks out when you speak up all of the sudden and tell him his voice is so soothing 
  • but now he’s screaming as he usually does bc you scared him lmao
  • he whines cutely in your ear a lot bc he knows it amuses you
  • he’s willing to slow dance w/ you anytime, anywhere 
  • like if he just hears a slow song or……….”Your song” playing, he’d pull you flush against his chest and leans his forehead against yours 
  • and the world just kinda slows down when you’re stood right here w/ him, so it ain’t all that bad 
  • always hyping him up over texts when he’s away and he happens to suddenly send you a selfie 
  • “OMFG that’s the loml?????? how is it legal for u to look like that in a suit when i’m not there ;((((”
  • but seriously tho he looks so fine in a suit
  • and he’s always dressing up and taking you out to fancy dates, but tbh all you’d care about is sneaking pics of him as he’s ordering or just staring at you without knowing
  • but he knows afagshdjkflglh
  • he loves taking baths w/ you and does it often after he’s worn out after practice 
  • and he’s such a gentleman like 
  • he’ll get out of the tub before you and hold up a towel and assist you when you step out omfg 
  • also always buys you flowers for no occasion ??? like he’s just 
  • “it’s what every boyfriend should do :’)”
  • jongdae pls
  • leaning your head on his shoulders as much as you can bc he’s so smol and soft and he loves this 
  • he’s just so cuddly in general like I don’t think you understand 
  • and also you should know that once he starts kissing you, things go downhill and neither of yall wanna stop anyway so
  • life’s good w/ dae 
  • so take care of him and love him and cuddle him 💛

Originally posted by sevnghyuns

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C: I like to see Alfonso d'Este, who has waited so long to be your husband, wait a little longer.