but i think it looks pretty i dunno

anonymous asked:

I can't imagine canon Victuuri looking at pre-slash Rivals Victuuri- I dunno if they'd be heartbroken or appalled at their actions or something or just relieved that they had it much easier

Rivals Viktuuri are pretty much canon Viktuuuri’ worst nightmare. A world where Viktor’s habit of not thinking before he speaks and being a little insensitive driving them apart for years and Yuuri’s insecurity and anxiety keeping them apart and wasting time they could have spent together

The Counselors Are In

In which Steve and Tony from Avengers Assemble open a counseling service for all the Steves and Tonys across the multiverse. God knows they need it.
To celebrate #10yearsofstevetony ♥


“But Tony, doesn’t it seem like meddling?” Steve chewed at the corner of his lip. “Maybe the other versions of us won’t want to listen to what we have to say.”

“We are pretty stubborn, I’m sure that’s true in every universe,” Tony said with a grin. “But I’ve seen some of the places they come from. Things are not good there. They need our help, Steve.”

Steve heart swelled at the care Tony had for everyone, even if they were from a different universe. “You’re right, honey. Come on then. Let’s do this.”

“Okay,” Tony called out, taking his hand, matching wedding bands sat atop each other. “Send the first pair in.”


MCU (Earth-199999)

“Have you two ever spent any time together outside of a mission?” Tony asked, eyeing them strangely.

“Uhh. There was that one time we got shawarma,” Grumpy Steve said.

“That was right after a mission and you were half asleep. That doesn’t count,” Grumpy Tony said snappishly.

“So you’ve never actually… hung out? As friends? Like, at all?” Tony asked, seeming genuinely perplexed.

“Well. When you put it like that, not really, no,” Grumpy Steve admitted.

“I think we may have discovered the root of your issues,” Steve said with a sigh. “Why not try talking to each other, for god’s sake?”

“Because he hates me,” both Grumpy Steve and Grumpy Tony wailed in unison.

“He really doesn’t,” Steve and Tony both said firmly.

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Everything’s Better with a Beard

Steve x Reader
Smut
WC: 1889
Warnings: Swear words, masturbation, oral sex
Summary: Reader has a crush on Cap and wonders what he would look (and feel!) like with a beard…
AN: I feel like I haven’t been giving Steve enough love lately plus with all the commotion about Cap with a beard, I had to give this a go. Though I will admit, everything is better with a beard…Also, I’m kinda wordy…sorry


It was one of those nights where just the girls were hanging out. It was a rare opportunity and a nice feeling, You were all at various levels of intoxication sitting together around the living room area and conversation flowed as easily as the wine.

“You know, we probably should have made more snacks,” mused Pepper, always looking out for everyone.

Maria and Natasha snorted, “Please,” replied Natasha, “Eating just means less room for wine!” She raised her glass in a toast, “To us!”

Everyone cheered.

“Ugh, what’s with this lumberjack look?” commented Maria, while flipping through the pages of a magazine. “Whatever happened to clean shaven, respectable looking men?”

“Now now,” Pepper scolded her, “Goatees are pretty sexy,” she smirked.

“That’s because a goatee is groomed, but a beard? Yuck,” Maria retorted.

“I don’t know,” you chimed in. “I’m of the personal philosophy that a beard makes everything better.”

Natasha nodded in agreement. “I think some men just suit beards… Though I suppose the true test is if they look good with a beard and without one.”

Maria disagreed, “But beard burn? Eww. I’m a grown-ass lady. I don’t need evidence of my necking.”

You laughed at her, “First of all, how old are you? Who says necking? Secondly, I dunno… there’s something about the roughness of it… All scratchy and manly.” You could feel yourself blushing, as if you had said too much.

Just then, the guys entered the room. You were fairly certain that they hadn’t heard any of the previous conversation. You took a long swallow of your drink, hoping it would cool you off.

The topic of conversation turned to the upcoming mission. You were one of the two remaining behind as your particular skills weren’t needed so you didn’t really pay attention to the conversation. Instead, you casually observed your friends, one in particular, until Natasha elbowed you.

“You’re staring,” she muttered to you.

You felt yourself turn red again. Apparently you weren’t as casual as you thought you were.

Leaning into you, she whispered, “I wonder what Cap would look like with a beard.”

You had often wondered the same thing.

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Top 7 Kenny McCormick moments

I normally post these lists on my other blog but posting here instead.

Happy Birthday, Kenny. In honor of his birthday here are my 7 favorite Kenny moments.

7. His letter from Hawaii to the guys 

I know this episode is celebrated by Kenny/Butters fans and that happens to be one of my NOTP, but I actually really enjoy this one. Kenny’s letter and Trey’s voice-over while the boys are reading it kills me.

6. Defeating Hell with the Holy PSP

Just Best Friends Forever in general I love. Kenny is the chosen one and saves the day, how can you not love it. Archangel Michael’s reaction to Kenny defeating the armies of Hell with the Holy PSP is great. Like oh come on show me it!, haha. Damn you Trey and Matt. Also at the end when he’s given a Keanu Reeves statue, Kenny’s blank reaction always has me wondering is he thinking “what the fuck is this?” or “hell yeah!”

5. Kenny as a sketch artist 

This whole episode is one of my favorites and I’d love to see more like these again. The boys being boys. The part that I enjoyed most by Kenny has to be him being the sketch artist. Plus Kyle’s “Dammit Kenny, that’s not what she said!” added so much. Oh can we appreciate Kenny’s handwriting being Comic Sans.

4. Real life Kenny in I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining 

Okay, so I know the actor they cast isn’t canon to how Kenny looks, and I’m pretty sure it’s been established that’s part of the joke. I fucking love the guy they cast regardless. His delivery on the lines are perfect. Kyle and Cartman doing their usual bickering and when Cartman demands Kenny say who’s fault it was for going zipling, “I dunno. I don’t really give a shit.” and later “fuck you, Cartman.” I think all the boys were cast well but Kenny’s my favorite.

3. Betraying Cartman and joining Stan’s side in Black Friday

I know a lot of people would’ve picked Kenny becoming a Japanese princess from the Black Friday trilogy and I almost did. However, I just really love this scene. Stan’s speech, taking out his sword and everyone chanting “to the Princess” and then revealing Princess Kenny. The camera slowly moves in and  ends on her rat screeching. Also, looking back maybe I shouldn’t have been so shocked by the SOT twist, lol.

2. Mysterion 

I’m not picking a particular Mysterion moment like I did with Princess Kenny because I can’t. Princess Kenny is Kenny having fun with make believe and dressing up but with Mysterion we really get to explore his character further than before. Mysterion is Kenny. Kenny is Mysterion. We learn more about his experience with death and that his feelings towards it. Later, we see he still keeps the mask on for Karen and is her guardian angel. I can’t even begin to think of a top moment for Mysterion. This was going to be my top pick for Kenny until I remember what is now my first choice…

1. Kenny giving Karen the doll

God, my heart. I can’t handle how much I love this. Both Kenny and Kyle’s love for their siblings are just another part of South Park I love. My friends and I have argued who is the better older brother and I believe it’s impossible to pick. I remember watching this episode and thinking “not bad…but meh…” and then the ending came and I lost it. My heart melted into a thousand pieces. Thinking back to the earlier episodes and all the shit Kenny would do for a dollar and he finally makes some money and uses it to buy his little sister a doll.

Happy Birthday Kenny!

Pavlovian Boner

Characters: Bones x Reader

A/N: based on the conversations started by @bkwrm523 and @medicatemedrmccoy about how “Lee” prompts an unwanted boner.  Sorry it’s a little short, but i can definitely do a sequel… ;) enjoy babes

Warnings: it’s all sexual references and boners

Words:1739

tags: @annalisehartmann @outside-the-government @yourtropegirl

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I alternate between drawing the Batter with hair and without as the picture demands and I was talking to my sister about it once and she’s pretty sure he’s bald and while that makes sense I still picture what he’d look like if you removed his hat then and I’m just like

Put it back.

Before It’s Too Late (part 6)

Summary: Bucky starts dating a girl from his History of Art class. The only problem: you’re in love with him. College AU.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Warnings: none

A/N: I haven’t seen my best friend in like a month  (bc she goes to school and I do online school) and on the weekends she’s always doing something and I can’t see her this weekend because she’s packing and I can’t see her next weekend because I’m going up north and it’s just so ugh.

“He what!?” Wanda, Peggy and Natasha screech over the phone. You wince and pull the phone away for a split second.

“Could you guys scream any louder?” you huff.

“Y/N Bucky fucking kissed you!” Natasha responds, the others humming in agreement.

“He almost kissed me. Almost.” you correct your friend.

“It doesn’t matter. What does matter is that you two could have kissed.” Wanda says. “So why didn’t it happen.”

“He has a girlfriend, Wanda. I can’t just go around kissing the guy! That’s fucked up.”

“Y/N, how long have you been in love with the guy?” Peggy asks.

“Since I was sixteen.”

“And how long has Kirsten been in love with him?”

You roll your eyes. “It’s Kristen and I have no idea.”

“Let me rephrase; how long have Bucky and Kristen been together?”

“Three months.”

“Exactly. You’ve known him longer. It’s like your god-given right to be with him.” she tells you and again you roll your eyes.

“You guys… I can’t. He’s happy, okay? I just want him to be happy.” you frown.

Natasha sighed. “You need to stop hurting yourself like this, Y/N. Seeing him with her, hearing him talk about her, I know it hurts you.”

You bite your lip and look out the window.

“You need to tell him how you feel. Before it’s too late.”

You breathe in. “It’s already too l-“

“No it’s not. Stop saying that.”

You open your mouth to respond but footsteps from the stairs catch your attention and you turn around seeing Bucky making his way down.

“I gotta go, Bucky’s coming and I haven’t spoken to him since yesterday.” you quickly whisper.

“Alright and tell Bucky how you feel!” Natasha exclaimed.

“Maybe. Bye.”

“No, not ‘maybe’ you better-“ and you hung up.

You slip your phone into your pocket before walking over to the fridge and pulling out the apple juice. Just as you were reaching for a cup, Bucky walked into the kitchen. He was shocked to see you mostly because he had thought you went out shopping or went to meet up with Wanda, Nat and Peggy.

“Oh, hey. I didn’t expect to see you here.” he says.

“Well this is my parents house.” you respond, not looking at him as you turn around and place your cup on the counter.

Bucky scratches the back of his neck. “Right.” he watches you pour the apple juice into the cup before taking a step forward. “Hey… can we talk about yesterday?”

You froze with your hand on the fridge. Squeezing your eyes shut, you take a deep breath. You were hoping the two of you could just forget about what had happened. You really didn’t want to talk about it.

“What about yesterday?” you ask, putting away the apple juice and turning around.

“When um… when I almost… kissed you.” he held his breath, waiting for you to respond.

“Oh!” you exclaim. “Oh that. Right.” you chuckle and Bucky had never been more confused. “Don’t worry, I didn’t take it seriously or anything. You were just messing with me like how you always do.” you lift your cup to your lips. “Right?”

It takes Bucky a few seconds and he felt something inside him but he couldn’t put his finger on it. He smiled. “Right.”

But it wasn’t a genuine smile.


The first week had gone by in a flash and it was now the 23rd of December which meant last minute gift wrapping.

“What do you mean there’s no wrapping paper!?” Bucky screeched as he tugged at his hair.

“I mean there’s none!” you pace the room. “I thought my mom had some, I swear. I guess she used it up wrapping presents this year.”

Bucky sighed. “Do you know what this means?”

“We have to fight our way through last minute Christmas shoppers.”

“Just like last year.”

Last year for Christmas Bucky called you up and asked you to go to the store with him to get some things real quick. Of course, you said yes.

You groan. “But last time we did last minute shopping there was one last roll of wrapping paper and some lady nearly killed me for it. I don’t wanna die, I’m only twenty-one.”

Both yours and Bucky eyes widen and you turn to look at each other.

“I’ll get the keys.”

“I’ll get our wallets.”


You make it to the store and let out a groan when you see people rushing around for last minute items.

“God this is worse than black Friday.” you murmur. “Speaking of black Friday, do you remember the time when-“

“No time for reminiscing!” Bucky cut you off, grabbing your hand and pulling you to the back of the store where all the Christmas things were.

“We need the stickers with the names on it and some bows and tape!” you say as Bucky picks up three rolls of wrapping paper.

“Doesn’t your mom have all that?” he questioned but when he saw the look on your face and he looked at the wrapping paper in his hands, he nodded. “Yeah… Let’s go get that stuff.”

The two of you got the bows and tape, now all you needed was the name tags. You and Bucky searched the shelves until you spot one last booklet of name tags at the bottom of the box.

“Bucky I found it!” you exclaim and with a smile, you reach for it but as soon as your fingers grasp it, another hand grabs it as well.

You look up, seeing a lady who was already giving you a death glare.

“This is mine.” she says.

“Technically it’s mine because I grabbed it first.”

She huffs and tugs at it. “Let go, it’s mine!”

You exhale and gulp. This is it. She’s gonna kill you. And for what? A book filled with-

“Hello, ma’am?” Bucky appeared next to you. “I was just talking to my co-worker over there,” he pointed over to one of the stores employees, “and he said we have a brand new box full of name tags so if you could just-“

The lady didn’t give him time to finish his sentence before booking it to the employee. You look over at Bucky and smile.

“Thanks. I was already saying my goodbyes to everyone.” you say and he laughs.

“Let’s go.” he grabs your hand. “I lied to her. They don’t have box of name tags.”

“You talked to him?” you nod over to the employee who was talking to the woman.

“Yeah. He said they wouldn’t be getting a new shipment of name tags until tomorrow morning so we better get going.”

You look over at the lady and the employee only to see her looking back at you with a scowl.

“Yeah, let’s go. I think she figured that out.”

After paying the two of you head home and up to your room.

“Alright, I’ll set everything up and you bring the gifts over.” Bucky says. You nod and gather the gifts - that were still in the bags – and bring them over to where Bucky was seated on the floor.

While he sorted everything out, opening the tape pack and bows you separated yours and Bucky’s gifts as to not mix them up.

When you were done you sat next to him.

“Alright, let’s get wrappin’.”


A/N: so while I was writing this my arm was burning and I was like wtf so Ilook at it and there’s scratch marks on it and I’m like wtf? I haven’t been scratched? So I ignore it and continue to write and then a couple of minutes later my arm starts burning again but towards the left more and I look and I have scratch marks there too. The scratch marks moved to the left, even crossing through my scar I got when I was l like 6. It was really weird. Now they’re gone but I dunno. It was pretty freaky. Anyways, I hope ya liked this part, tell me what ya think!

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Nightmare

Summary: Sam’s nightmares lead you in pursuit of a string of mysterious deaths in Michigan. You and Dean talk about what happened with Cassie and Dan.
Words: 3.1k+
Dean x Reader, Sam x Jess (past Dean x Cassie, OMC x Reader)
Warnings: past infidelity, angst

A/N: this is part of my ‘Jess never died’ rewrite, find the masterpost here 
Beta: @blacksiren

Your name: submit What is this?

You woke up with incessant knocking on your motel door. Your eyes opened and you squinted at the clock, seeing it was just past 3am.

Gently peeling Jessica’s arms from around you and grabbing the gun from under your mattress, you walked over to the door.

Pistol raised, you carefully opened the door to be met with-

“Don’t shoot,” Sam said, knowing that you’d be instinctively defensive. “We have to go.”

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agoddamnrayeofsunshine  asked:

Family AU, the kids meet Shiro's (evil) ex and defend their daddy Keith. (I just really want to see these precious babies turning into attack dogs when someone insults their parents you've done a lot where the kids get made fun of for their daddies and I just really want to see them stand up for their family)

I just couldn’t resist this one tbh. I JUST HAVE TO. The babies standing up for their Daddy Keith is the reason why I am alive. OTL

Previously: Shiro and his ex-girlfriend meet.

[The Voltron Family] This was right after that meeting with Shiro’s ex. The kids were in Toys R Us because their daddies were at the appliance corner paying for stuff. They were allowed to get one toy that day and so Lance, Pidge and Hunk were on a hunt.

Lance: Hunk, you think Daddy Shiro will allow me to get this? I like the blue lion. *shows him a blue lion toy*
Hunk: *takes it* It is nice. Well, they did say one toy, right? You sure about this already?
Lance: *pouts* *stares at the toy* I dunno. Maybe I’ll look more.
Pidge: I already got mine. *shows UNO cards* I’m going to defeat Daddy Shiro and Daddy Keith with this one.
Lance: *giggles* I heard about that game. You’re so evil, Pidge.

Suddenly a lady decided to join them.

Rea: Are you by any chance Shiro’s kids?
Pidge: *eyes the newcomer* ……..Yes. 
Lance: *gapes* Oh hello, pretty lady. *pushes up his hair*
Hunk: *grabs Pidge and Lance’s hands* Daddy Keith said not to talk to strangers. I’m sorry, lady miss, but my siblings and I have to go.
Rea: *scoffs* Typical of Keith to say that. Always unsociable. He never changed since then. 
Hunk: *stops* *turns back* What did you just say?
Rea: *smirks* I’m your Dad’s ex-girlfriend.
Pidge: Daddy Keith’s? *raises an eyebrow*
Lance: *tilts head* That’s weird. He said Daddy Shiro is his first. 
Rea: Oh my god. *disgusted face* NOT KEITH, NO. Not in a million years. 
Pidge: What do you mean? *frowns*
Rea: I’d never go for that guy! He’s so boring. *rolls eyes* I’m Shiro’s ex-girlfriend.
Hunk: *clenches fist* What did you just say about Daddy Keith?
Rea: He’s still exactly as I remember him back in college. Always sticking his nose in a book. I honestly don’t get what Shiro saw in him.
Lance: *stomps and points* Hey, lady! Listen here. I don’t know who you are but don’t you dare talk about Daddy Keith that way.
Rea: How adorable. Daddy Keith. He lets you call him that? He should’ve been Mommy, don’t you think so? More fitting for him. *chuckles*
Pidge: *crosses arms* You’re just jealous cause you didn’t end up with Daddy Shiro. He chose Daddy Keith over you. *sticks tongue out*
Rea: Oh, please. I can tell you’re not even their biological kids cause they can’t produce one. He could have one with me but no he just—
Hunk: *steps up* What is wrong with you? *looks up* So what if we’re adopted kids? So what if Daddy Keith loves reading books? So what if they can’t produce babies because they’re both boys? So what? 
Rea: *blinks* *taken aback*
Lance: *holds Hunk’s hand* Hunk…
Hunk: At the end of the day, Daddy Shiro married Daddy Keith and not you. I don’t know what you and Daddy Shiro had back then but I’m glad he didn’t choose you to be our mommy because Daddy Keith is the best and I love him. Lance and Pidge loves him. Most of all, Daddy Shiro loves him a lot and they’re happy. We’re happy. So don’t talk about my Daddy that way because you don’t know him.
Lance and Pidge: *squeezes Hunk’s hands* 
Lance: I take it back, you’re an ugly lady.
Pidge: I don’t really like you. *glares* And obviously Daddy Shiro didn’t too.
Lance: That’s right!
Pidge: Go suck an egg!
Lance: *shock* *looks at Pidge* *covers mouth with one hand* *scandalized*
Pidge: *drags Lance and Hunk away* We’re leaving.
Hunk: I’m sorry I kinda blew off there. *frowns*
Pidge: That’s okay, Hunk. No one talks crap about our Daddy. *hugs*
Lance: *nods* YOU RIGHT, PIDGE. *joins the hug*
Hunk: *teary eyes* I just hate it when people judge Daddy Keith.
Pidge: *frowns* Me, too. And he’s so nice.
Keith: *arrives* *sees Hunk* Baby, why are you crying? *bends down*
Hunk: *turns to hug Keith tight* *sniffs* I love you.
Keith: *touched* *caresses Hunk’s back* I love you too.
Lance and Pidge: *hugs Keith too* Me too!!! 
Shiro: *arrives with the purchased stuff* Oh, what’s happening? *smiles* Why wasn’t I informed of this group hug?
Lance: It’s the I-Love-Daddy-Keith Group Hug.
Shiro: *chuckles* Then I should definitely be in it. *joins*
Hunk: *whispers to Shiro* I’m happy you chose Daddy Keith.
Shiro: *looks at Hunk* *surprised* *slowly smiles* Me too, sweetheart. Me, too. *kisses Hunk’s cheek*

anonymous asked:

best girl?

You seriously asking me that on Sunday? 

Originally posted by lisiantus

Give me a second I need to think about this…

Originally posted by zekroms

I’m honestly not quite sure…

Originally posted by kinomoto

Like there are a lot of pretty good female characters out there…

Originally posted by kinotabi

Could I really just choose one? 

Originally posted by kinotabi

To be best girl?

Originally posted by twins12100

Out of all the other girls?

Originally posted by satorufujinuma

That seems pretty hard…

Originally posted by kinotabi

Let me look up some characters.

Originally posted by twotheleft

This is pretty agonizing.

Originally posted by juhzou

Man I just can’t decide.

Originally posted by kinotabi

Yea mate, I dunno. 

Originally posted by solterina

Too many girls, too little time.

Originally posted by satorufujinuma

Frankly, I’m surprised anyone can pick just one. 

Originally posted by kinotabi

Like guys, let’s be realistic here. 

Originally posted by griffmstr

Just one girl out of every show i’ve watched?

Originally posted by twins12100

I’m nearing a hundred finished shows!

Originally posted by kinotabi

I can’t even remember some of them!

Originally posted by kinotabi

And I’m supposed to pick just one? 

Originally posted by satorufujinuma

That’s impossible. 

Originally posted by twins12100

Completely impossible if you ask me.

Originally posted by kinotabi

Yea man I’m sorry. 

Originally posted by gurrenlagging

Can’t decide. 

Originally posted by pastadork

FP x Reader: Indecent

Warnings: swearing, talks of sexual interactions
Requested: yes
A/N: some of you guys have some interesting requests, but i’ll agree that Skeet Ulrich is pretty handsome. anyways the request asked for this to be short and abstract so I dunno how I did with that part.

Read the sequel, “Lonesome Bodies”, here.

*your POV*

I didn’t think about it twice.

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Prince!Mingyu
  • such a popular prince uuggggghhhhhhhhhh
  • he is so nice and suave with everyone, he doesn’t even try
  • he’ll be playing with puppies in the park and he just has this glow about him.
  • he would wear something like this
  • old ladies bake him cookies every day out of sheer old-lady-niceness
  • his best friend is his main bodyguard Wonwoo
  • he doesn’t speak much, but he is always hovering by mingyu
  • making sure the beautiful prince doesn’t get poisoned, although who would want to poison this beautiful man?
  • anyway
  • one day mingyu is doing his weekly playtime with the stray dogs when he notices something by the fountain
  • more specifically, someone
  • twas you, reader, you beautiful thing, reading
  • you loved reading, all books of all genres and sizes
  • specifically by the fountain
  • the sound of water was relaxing, albeit a bit risky to enjoy
  • so mingyu sees the radiant peasant goddess that is you and is thunderstruck
  • he has seen many princesses, ladies, and duchesses, but no one is so lovely, so peaceful, so radiant as you
  • needless to say, he is enchanted with you.
  • he slowly works up the courage to leave the puppies and talk to you
  • little did he know how bad of an idea this was
  • you see, dear reader, you didn’t really understand what the big yahoo was about this dear prince Mingyu
  • so when he comes to bother you at the fountain, you aren’t too happy
  • not only did he bother you during your favorite book during you super short break, you aren’t too fond of him
  • but don’t worry, that will all change
  • anyway
  • “what do you want?” you ask sharply
  • he is taken aback
  • he hasn’t been talked to this way before, but he soldiers on
  • “uh, well, you see,” he gets all flustered, his ears get a little red
  • you roll your eyes and get back to reading
  • mingyu is not dumb, he knows when he has been dismissed, and walks away without another word to you
  • but mingyu is not a wimpy prince, and he will not back down
  • he sends wonwoo to go around and try to get information about you
  • he found out that you are a servant for a wealthy lord in town and spend all your break time at the fountain reading
  • Mingyu can’t stop thinking about you
  • he wants to get to know you, all your likes and dislikes, everything
  • but you won’t talk to him while he is a prince
  • but that doesn’t stop him
  • one day he just sits next to you on the fountain
  • “sooo, what is your favorite book?” he asks
  • you’re silent for a very long time
  • mingyu fears he said something wrong
  • finally he speaks
  • “I like’The Modern Prometheus’“ you murmur
  • mingyu nods, making a note to read it
  • then you keep going, naming a bunch of books you like
  • mingyu starts to fear that you might never stop to take a breath
  • you do
  • mingyu is slightly overwhelmed
  • only slightly
  • you look over at mingyu and realize that he is till there
  • you give him a slight smile
  • “thanks for sticking around,” you muse
  • Mingyu is blinded by your gentle yet awesome radiance
  • he sees angels singing
  • then he just keeps giving you this blank look
  • “you don’t read much do you?”
  • mingyu honestly shook his head no
  • that got a little chuckle out of you
  • “don’t worry, we’ll work on it,” you told him
  • mingyu nodded enthusiastically
  • you smiled and closed your book, getting up to leave
  • “read some of those books,” you say before walking away
  • mingyu is all heart eyes
  • he runs back to his castle to go read the books you mentioned
  • he doesn’t come back until he does
  • it’s two weeks until you see him again
  • he is sitting at the fountain waiting for you grinning proudly
  • “i read all the books” he announced.
  • you rolled your eyes and sat down next to him and plan to ignore him until when he starts talking
  • he talks about the books and his favorite parts and how much he loved them
  • you’re so surprised you just start talking to him about the books
  • you actually spend more time than you had planned to talking to him
  • and it was GLORIOUS
  • finally the sun went down and you realized that you were going to be in big, big trouble
  • you stood up and left mingyu there, looking at you like an abandoned puppy
  • you sighed and shook your head
  • “we’ll talk later, okay?” you said before running off
  • your master was not happy but after many apologies he just sent you back to work
  • mingyu spent his free time reading up on your master and gathering information from wonwoo
  • and to be fair, he wasn’t a bad master, just your regular rich middle-aged man with a family.
  • one day mingyu happens to hear that your lord is visiting the castle on business
  • and he is soooooo happy
  • he starts preparing for something special~~~~~~
  • the day you arrive with your master comes around
  • he is welcomed splendidly
  • you enter through the servant’s quarters, of course
  • and you are unpacking when you hear running footsteps and panting in the background
  • there you see a sweating, panting mingyu (im crying at the image it’s so beautiful TTwTT)
  • “what are you doing here?” you asked hurriedly, while he grins at you devillishly
  • “come with me” he answers
  • “what?”
  • he doesn’t bother responding and just straight up kidnaps you
  • he grabs your hand and pulls you with him
  • you protest all the while
  • he runs down hall after hall, down the giant maze that is the castle
  • eventually he stops
  • in front of two doors
  • “a very special few have seen what you’re about to see,” he murmured
  • you start getting a little nervous
  • he opens the doors and inside are books
  • a giant libray, the likes of which you have never seen before
  • think of the biggest library you can then throw it out because this one is bigger
  • thats how big it is
  • needless to say, you are speechless
  • you needed to pick your jaw up from the floor
  • you looked at mingyu, who is smiling at you crookedly
  • “like it?” he asks
  • “like it? i… i love it!” you reply breathlessly
  • mingyu nods, obviously pleased with himself
  • “i love you” he says simply
  • you turn towards him
  • “what?”
  • his face turns red
  • uh oh
  • he thinks he made a bad move
  • “i… uhh…” he stammered
  • you walk over to him and plant a sweet kiss on his cheek
  • “i dunno about love, but you’re pretty sweet, and this library is yours, soooo…” you reply cheekily before wandering off into the library
  • mingyu stands there speechless for a while
  • and i don’t wanna spoil anything, buuuuuuuut……
  • you may be the future queen ;3
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*cracks knuckles* I love me some “whoops we’re locked in a room, guess we gotta talk” (Also, thanks for the requests and compliments and shit <3)

- It’s not even a big room you guys are locked in, it’s like a storage room in the office or something
- And it’s pretty cramped with boxes and a vacuum and props
- But anyway, before that - You and Tyler were at the office before anyone else, getting ready for a live stream
- And you went to the closet to a) get some lights to string up, and b) get away from Tyler because it’s just you two at the office right now and you can’t handle it because your heart skips a beat every time he looks at you
- But you can’t find them anywhere for the life of you, so Tyler comes to help you look
- So while you guys are busy looking for the lights there’s a sudden gust of wind coming from an open wind and SLAM the door shuts. 
- And the locks are jammed
- “What do you mean the locks are jammed, this door doesn’t lock.” Tyler says, and then proceeds to jiggle the handle and push on the door and you stand back.
- You: “I dunno, seems pretty locked to me.”
- You: “Come on, Zeus, can’t you break the door down?”
- Tyler: “I mean, I could-”
- You: “Don’t.”
- And so you guys are cramped in this small space together, waiting on someone to rescue you.
- So you try not to think about if you took a step closer you’d be chest to chest with him.
- And now you guys are quiet, and he’s trying not to look at you and you’re trying not to look at him.
- You’re racking your brain for something to say that isn’t dumb
- And then he’s taking a step forward, and your pressed against a stack of boxes. 
- “Hold still, an eyelash is about to go in your eye.” Tyler says as he gently swipes his finger under your eye. Your cheeks turn pink as he looks at you, his blue eyes so focused on you.
- “You got it?”
- “Mhmm.” he nods
- “Um…you’re hand, it’s still on my-”
- “Oh, oh yeah, sorry” he pulls his hand away, his face turning pink.
- “No, I mean it’s fine, I mean it’s nice-” Your mouth keeps running and you’re getting even more flustered.
- And then his hands are on your hips and he’s smirking at you. “Is this nice too?”
- You swallow hard, “Y-yeah.”
- He’s leaning in and you’re leaning
- “Hey guys, Big Daddy Markiplier to the- Oh. OH. AMY IT’S HAPPENING”
- And Tyler grabs the nearest object and throws it at Mark’s head
- (and then you guys totally kiss and set up a date for that weekend and during the lifestream you’re giggly and happy and you keep wanting to drag him off camera to kiss him more)

White Wedding

Words: 1.8k

Summary: You’re at your best friends wedding reception when you run into the grooms younger brother, Cas.

Warnings: AU, hints of light drug use, is fluff a warning?

A/N: This was inspired by a little drabble I wrote based on the picture above. It was requested by @willowing-love that I write a oneshot. If you can’t tell, this AU Cas is based on Endverse!Cas.

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anonymous asked:

Where the heck did black!Harry come from and why are people so obsessed with racebending? And when people do racebend, why is Ron the only one kept white?

it isn’t anything new, i’ve been in the fandom for 17 years and racebending has /always/ been a thing, I promise you. people aren’t obsessed (i mean, in general. im sure there actually people who are obsessed but for the most part thats not whats happening) people are just much more vocal now about the way they see characters, because society has opened up a bit in that respect. Its only been in the past few years that everyones been hitting the lack of diversity in media pretty hard, we’ve been /needing/ it for ages. But it’s taken this long.

anyway, you might feel that people are obsessed with it because you’re just seeing so much MORE than you’re used to, or would have years ago. But it’s not because theres more of it, its because people are finally feeling comfortable bringing it forward. and you know, naturally people like to see themselves represented in their favorite things. So they may racebend in order to make it happen.

And i think the reason Ron is generally kept white is because the weasleys are pretty much described that way, where as harry and hermione are ambiguous and have darker features and i think i saw a post once about how the ginger gene is most common in white people? like it can happen in other races for sure but its far less likely, so the fact that the /entire/ weasley family are ginger makes less sense if they’re anything but white. I dunno. That is a science i did not research, but its possible so if you care look it up lol

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themxchanic  asked:

{So there's this story that happened where this girl goes on a date with her boyfriend to a baseball game. The kiss cam pans over them and the girl gets really excited but the boyfriend is too preoccupied with his phone. So she kisses the guy next to him instead. I had an idea with one of my partners where Tony is the girl, Ty (or whoever) is the douche boyfriend, and Bucky is the guy sitting next to her. They of course exchange numbers in the end.}

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 

God, baseball was sooo boring. 

Only in baseball was it impossible for more than one team to score. They took fucking turns like it was pre-school and they were in line to use the teeter totters. The closest thing Tony’d ever seen to excitement at a baseball game was the time Howard took him and drank so much cheap beer that he ended up puking in a trash can on the way out of the stadium. That had almost been worth the sprained wrist when Howard shoved him out of the way. Almost. 

The worst part of it was, Ty didn’t even like it. Not really. Or, if he did, maybe he’d be paying more attention to the game than to his fucking phone. 

Tony had already gotten up three times; once to get himself a beer and a hotdog (and he’d probably regret that hotdog later), once to use the bathroom, and once because the giant jumbo trons had advertised deep fried oreos, and Tony had to try one. He was definitely going to regret that. Good, though. 

Ty hadn’t looked away from his phone the whole goddamn game. Really, the score could be five hundred to seven and Ty would say “that’s nice” or “uh-huh” without looking up. What the hell was so goddamn interesting over there? 

Tony knew better than to try to look, though. Ty did not like what he considered an invasion of his privacy. 

The guy on the other side was kinda cute, though, so Tony turned away and watched that guy watching the game. 

Brunette, with a ragged haircut, half of his hair pulled back in a half-ponytail, he wore a red henley shirt and a brown jacket. He had a baseball cap with the team logo on it, but it fell off his head almost every time he stood up to yell and scream, and since the man was constantly jumping to his feet, the hat was on the ground more often than it was on his head. He jumped up to yell about strikes, about good pitches, about runs, about stolen bases. 

When a batter made a lousy ground ball, the man surged to his feet again and yelled, “Go, Babushka power!” 

Tony couldn’t help it, he cracked up. “Go go grandmothers!” 

The guy turned around and grinned. “You speak Russian?” 

Tony wiggled his hand, comme ci, comme ça. “Understand it better than I can speak it. My tutor claims my accent stinks on ice.” 

“A common complaint of tutors,” the man responded. He paused, leaned forward in his chair. “Go on, you little shit, steal that base, I fuckin’ dare you.” 

“You’re awfully invested,” Tony observed. 

“Got a hot hundred riding on the outcome of the game,” the guy said. “And Baltimore sucks.” 

“If you say so,” Tony said. He flicked his eyes to the scoreboard; he really hadn’t been paying attention to the game. Orioles were up a run and they were still at bat. “Looks like they might not suck as hard as you think.” 

Tony was studied the board, doing statistical analysis in his head. If current trends could predict future outcome, he was going to give Baltimore a 72.952% chance of winning the game, probably by two runs. He did not share this information with his neighbor. That just seemed rude. 

The inning ended without the Orioles scoring another run, so that was encouraging. Tony readjusted his prediction. He thought about sharing his thoughts with Ty, but another glance at his boyfriend showed that would be a bad plan. Ty was now scowling at his phone, as if something had upset him. Tony knew better than to interrupt him now. He leaned toward his neighbor again. “You think they’ve got an upset in the making?” 

“They’re warming up the bullpen,” the man said, jerking his chin toward the Yankee bullpen. “New pitcher’ll shake things up.” 

Tony squinted. “Do you know who it is?” That could definitely change his predictions. He pulled out his program and flipped to the roster. 

“Do you care?” the man asked, friendly, not hostile. “You haven’t been paying attention til just now.” 

“It’s more interesting when someone else is interested,” Tony said. “I’m Tony, by the way.” 

“Bucky,” the man said, then rattled off the new pitcher’s name and jersey number. He leaned over Tony’s arm and tapped the program. 

Tony scrolled down. 

“Oh, hey,” Bucky said, nudging him. “You’re on the kiss-cam.” 

What

Tony looked up. The camera, with little hearts and lip-prints in a frame, was centered on Bucky and him. Huh. Well, maybe they looked like a couple, huddled over the program like they’d been. Sigh. He turned and tapped Ty on the shoulder. 

“Honey?” 

Ty swatted at his hand and the whole crowd made a disapproving noise. “Not now, Tone.” 

“Ty,” Tony tried again. Ty would be so pissed if – 

“I said, knock it off,” Ty said, turning around and poking his phone. 

Mu'dak,” Bucky muttered under his breath. Asshole. Tony didn’t exactly disagree. He’d been dating Tiberius Stone for almost three months, but he was starting to get the feeling that it wouldn’t be going on much longer. If he wasn’t wrong, Ty was probably texting with his side-boy anyway. Tony kept trying to ignore that (first of all, that he knew about it and Ty kept acting like Tony didn’t, because Ty had very little respect for Tony’s intelligence, which was just annoying, and secondly, because it was insulting. Tony was very good sex and a very attentive boyfriend and it was painful to be ignored and neglected.) 

Tony sighed and settled back in his chair, but the kiss-cam didn’t move. Oh, for fuck’s sake. 

“Hey, I’ll kiss you, if he won’t,” Bucky offered, then blushed absolutely, gloriously red at his own gumption. 

Tony blinked, then leaned over, his mouth already puckering. 

Tony had meant it to be a joke kiss, a quick smack on the mouth, enough to get the camera to go bother someone else. Stick it to Ty, maybe, for ignoring Tony all night. 

But when Bucky’s mouth touched his, Tony’s intentions went up in flames. Just like the rest of him. Tony found himself with his hands in Bucky’s hair, the man’s tongue sliding over his lip. The feel of his mouth was electric, shockingly erotic. His jeans got a little tighter than was truly comfortable and he was half a second from climbing into the man’s lap when someone grabbed the back of his shirt and yanked, nearly choking him. 

“Tony!” 

“Hey, let go of ‘im,” Bucky said, standing up. “You’re hurting him.” 

“He’s –” Ty gestured like he couldn’t believe the utter gall. “Kissing someone else, right in front of me!” 

“You had your chance,” Bucky snapped. “If you paid more attention to your man rather than you’re fuckin’ phone –” 

“Boys, boys,” Tony hissed, putting his hands up to separate them. “It’s sweet that you both want to take me to prom, but can I point out that we’re on the goddamn camera?” Still. What the hell, had someone fallen asleep up there? Jesus Christ. 

“You know what?” Ty said, brushing off his shirt. “You keep him. He’s boring. And worthless. And he gives terrible blowjobs.” 

Tony gaped at him. “That –” 

“Face it, Tony, you suck worse than the Cubs.” 

Tony didn’t know enough about baseball to really understand that, but the way Bucky sucked air, Tony was willing to believe he’d just been burned. “That’s a lie.” He turned to Bucky and repeated, very seriously, “That is a lie.” 

“I’m outta here,” Ty said. He turned and strode off, all indignant fury. 

“Don’t forget your phone,” Bucky mocked. 

Tony slowly sank into the seat. What the hell had just happened? 

“You do not need that kind of asshole in your life,” Bucky said, a little tentative. “But… um, sorry for ruining your date?” 

“Nah,” Tony said. “I think it was already ruined. I just…” 

“Make it up to you?” Bucky offered. 

Tony slanted a glance at the man. “How?” 

“Dinner? Dancing? You don’t seem t’ like baseball much, so, you know, another game is probably out.” 

Tony looked over at the Jumbo Tron again. “I dunno, I could get used to it.” He might grow to have fond memories of that kiss-cam. “Sure. A date, then.” 

Bucky grinned. “I’ll try not to strike out.” 

Oh, god. Puns… Tony was in love already. “Maybe, if you’re really good, I’ll let you get to second base.” 

“I got a pretty good line coach,” Bucky said. “He might help me steal third.” 

Tony rolled his eyes. “I call foul. That was terrible. Really, really terrible.” 

But when Bucky did steal a kiss, after walking Tony out to the train, Tony thought third base wasn’t entirely out of reach. 

After the first date. 

New Years Eve insta from Julie Andem

Julieandem: New Years greetings from a parallel universe. Wish you all the best for 2017.

Translation:

Even is in the bathroom at the Kollektivet with wet hair and a white shirt on. ISAK stands in front of him trying to knit his tie. He’s struggling and doesn’t exactly seem very good at it (even though he of course says he is). EVEN smiles and reaches over to the sink to grab his beer. He takes a sip.

ISAK: You have to stand still baby

EVEN laughs: Evi?

ISAK doesn’t understand: evi?

EVEN: Did you call me Evi?

ISAK: I called you baby

EVEN laughs: Sounded like you said Evi

ISAK: Why would I call you Evi?

EVEN: dunno, like a nickname

ISAK laughs: Nickname?! Hell no.

ISAK straightens the knot: Done.

EVEN turns to the mirror and looks at his tie, smiles and kisses Isak.

EVEN: Ready for partying, then.

ISAK takes a sip from his beer: Really ready for 2017

EVEN: What are your wishes for the new year?

ISAK: That they dethrone Trump.

EVEN: That’s being a bit of an asshole, considering he’s your uncle.

ISAK: I know, but he’s pretty much an asshole himself so I think he’ll handle it. What do you wish for?

EVEN: That you learn how to tie a tie.

ISAK laughs: Haha fuck you.

EVEN smiles and kisses Isak: Just kidding. I don’t wish for shit. Just that everything is just as now. 

ISAK smiles and kisses Even.

EVEN fixes Isak’s bangs: Well, Happy New Year, baby.

ISAK: Happy New Year, Evi.



(Just by happenstance I checked in on tumblr just now and QUEEN ANDEM FUCKING DELIVERS <3 <3 <3

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU! 

ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE <3 ALT ER LOVE

I have so many drawings from Season One of Milo that haven’t been posted yet… AUs, fake screenshots, teenager shiz and beyond and stupid comics…. They just sit on my computer looking pretty XD Mostly cuz I’m waiting for more of season one to be released first.

I was thinking of maybe selling some small booklets of those at some point. Dunno if anyone would be interested in those? A zine or somethin

Saved- Auston Matthews (Damsel in Distress Part 4)

Originally posted by austonmatthews-34

Ok this is it… the finale of Damsel in Distress! But apparently I have a request for a Sid version so same basis, but… I’m gonna change it up a bit so you all don’t get bored! But until then… enjoy Auston! (And let me live my Leafs loss through this ok?)

Warning: some cussing, a drunk guy who doesn’t take a hint, and a Leafs playoff loss (TOTALLY A VALID WARNING OK?)

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              You sat on the hood of Auston’s car, scrolling through your social media.

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