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The Signs & Shrek Quotes

Shrek (2001) Edition

Aries: “Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.”
Taurus: “We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I’m making waffles!”
Gemini: “That must be Lord Farquaad’s castle… Do you think he’s maybe compensating for something?”
Cancer:  “[hiding in the toilet] Go away!”
Leo: “All right, I hope you heard that? She called me a ‘noble steed.’ She thinks I’m a steed.”
Virgo: “I just know, before this is over, I’m gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin’.”
Libra: “By night one way, by day another / Thus shall be the norm / Till you receive true love’s kiss / Then, take love’s true form.”
Scorpio: “Now really, it’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?”
Sagittarius: “Wow! Only a TRUE friend would be that cruelly honest!”
Capricorn: “I’m not the monster here, YOU are! You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world…”
Aquarius: “I live in a swamp! I put up signs! I’m a terrifying ogre! What do I have to do to get a little privacy?”
Pisces: “You can’t do this to me, Shrek, I’m too young for you to die! Keep your feet elevated! Turn your head and cough! Does anybody know the Heimlich…?”

anonymous asked:

Okay, we all know that the translation of the Adventure games was utter shit, but what I still don't understand is why the fuck Rouge even had to fight the Flying Dog mech after Security Hall. To quote Charii5, "Why are GUN trying to get in Rouge's way, (which is actually THEIR way) and by extension, fuck up its own plan?"

Nowhere in the game does it say Rouge is working for GUN - that was established in either Shadow or 06 and quite frankly I think she just swapped jobs for that.

In SA2, she’s on a top secret mission working for the President in order to learn more about Project Shadow. Rouge’s contact isn’t with GUN, it’s with the President - that’s why GUN (who just seem to be some world military thing) have no idea who she is and went on the attack.

One of the things I love most about Washington’s military family is that it primarily consisted of a handful of incredibly talented, intelligent young men. That being said, they were all in their early-mid twenties, and if you think that somehow means they weren’t rowdy frat boys, you have another thing coming. Some things I would love to see discussed:

  • What exactly Tench Tilghman meant when he said all of the aides were really (and this is not an exact quote) “close in their quarters.”
  • That time a bunch of them bathed in the Raritan. ‘Nuff said.
  • How many/which of them attended Steuben’s pantsless flaming shots party, and who got their hair set on fire first.
  • Who made up the most ridiculous stories, especially when it came to their, uh, conquests.
  • The one who got in trouble for accidentally swearing in front of Washington. Twice.
  • Nights spent around a fire drinking and swapping dirty jokes.
  • Pranks???? Pranks.
  • In regards to the above, the person who thought putting ink in Hamilton’s tea was a good idea and had to deal with both him and Laurens until the stains finally came out of his teeth.

I know there was a war going on, but you can’t tell me those boys weren’t being, well… boys at least sometimes. Most of these aren’t canon. Regardless. Talk about this with me.

Christmas with best friend!michael would include:

  • dragging his helpless self around the mall last minute to buy his girlfriend a present
  • “this would look cute on her but it would look great on you” “that’s not rude she’s only dating me for the presents anyway”
  • quoting every single word in Elf as you watch it together for the millionth time
  • walking around at night to look at all of the Christmas lights in the neighborhood
  • “y/n I’m wearing my ugly Christmas sweater it has a picture of your face on it”
  • singing really bad renditions of ‘All I Want for Christmas is You’ together
  • following up with your tradition of swapping presents on Christmas Eve followed by a sleepover
  • “Mikey isn’t this the same perfume you bought your girlfriend?”
  • “yeah we broke up” “y/n, can you wake up?” “I don’t believe in Santa or anything but I swore I just heard something on the roof”

luce-dragneel  asked:

Could you write some canajane head cannons? Thanks^-^

Yes! 

-They are such cat ladies. They have tons of cats, and when they moved in together they combined their cats. now they have 15 cats. aaa

-They wear sunglasses all the time since they’re too cool for u

-They do a lot of volunteering work together, and sometimes lil sis wendy comes with them

-SNUGGLE BUDDIES. half of the time the snuggling turns into more tho

-They love the show ‘Friends’ and they always make references. half of the time nobody knows what the hell they’re talking about

-Netflix and cat snuggling and tea for dates. Cana puts whiskey in her tea and Mira just drinks tea. Sometimes she does add a tiny bit of Cana’s whiskey in there to make things interesting

-The party couple. They love to go out to parties and live it up together and come in looking like BAMFS

-Cana wears lots of graphic crop tops that say things like “i hate mornings” and ones with movie quotes on them all the time, esp from pulp fiction and other movies. She wears them with hella skinny jeans and leather jackets and high heeled boots.

-Mira loves sundresses and they’re all either backless (bc cana loves her gf’s back) or loads of cleavage (cana likes that too). she likes to wear strappy sandals and sun hats. 

-sometimes they will swap clothes and go into the guild and everyone is like !!!!!!! because they look so hot out of their regular things

-one time mira wore one of cana’s bras for a shirt and half of the boys got nosebleeds. scratch that. cana and all of the boys got nosebleeds. so much blood. 

-Mira will randomly adopt animals and come home and Cana will be like “I thought you left for milk???” and Mira will be like “Sweetie, I got the milk. And a bird. We need a bird” like she’s THAT kind of gf

-Cana loves to play twister with her s/o like “oops i fell and groped your boobs ooops totally my fault”


That’s all I can think of right now :) I love getting asks for headcanons! ^^

Taylor Swift's New Man Is Quite the Romantic: Relive Tom Hiddleston's Sweetest Quotes on Love and Relationships

It sure looks like we have a new love story on our hands.

In case you somehow missed the big news this past week, Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston caught fans off guard when they were spotted kissing in Rhode Island.

Along the beach in Westerly, the “Blank Space” singer and A-list actor were seen cuddling, kissing and holding hands. Soon after, E! News confirmed they were in fact an item.

Ever since the photos surfaced, some Swifties are trying to learn more about Tom. And yes, not everyone has seen the actor in Thor and The Avengers.

What some are quickly learning is that the Hollywood star can be quite the romantic gentleman. As we continue to follow the new pair, we’re taking a look at some of Tom’s recent quotes about love. Lets just say Taylor may have a new romantic on her hands.

On His Ideal Woman:

“I like strong women. My mothers and sisters are very strong women, immensely independent and very capable and that’s what I feel comfortable with,” he shared with TV3. “My mother places a huge importance on decency and kindness and always has—and the older I get the more I realize how rare that is.”

The Importance of Family:

“I believe in the strength and intelligence and sensitivity of women,” he told Elle UK. “My mother, my sisters [they] are strong. My mum is a strong woman and I love her for it.”

Let’s Talk About Sexy:

“I guess the sexiest thing in the world is when I meet someone and they seem like they are themselves,” he shared during a 2013 press junket. “You know be yourself.”

Love All Day, Every Day:

“Make sure you tell the people you love that you love them. Loudly and often,” Tom once shared on Twitter. You never know when it might be too late. #LoveYourLife.“

Trust Experience:

"First kiss at 10! Yes, 10 years old, tongues and everything,” he confessed when discussing his first crush to Elle UK. “She was a huge crush, we were in the same class, a lot of note swapping, and eventually it all went down in a cricket pavilion on an autumn night. It was very thrilling.”

Perfect Date:

“I think, if you’re going to be conventionally romantic, you’ve got to go all the way: a beautiful dinner somewhere lovely, with boat-loads of flowers, chocolates and champagne,” he told Run Riot. “But it might also be nice to wrap up warm and sit on a roof somewhere, with a cup of hot soup and your girl, watch the planes come in over London and listen to the night.”

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“It’s funny. It started out that Dan and I were the shy ones and Rupert was the talkative one, and then we seemed to swap. Rupert hardly speaks. You’re lucky to get anything out of him these days, and then Dan and I do a lot more of the talking. Dan is really intelligent and very sweet, and Rupert just has a wicked sense of humor and he’s very eccentric and very unique in the way that he does things. He’s like a big kid. I feel like he’ll never grow up, which I love.” -Emma Watson