Today, I fucked up... by gorilla gluing my buttcheeks together
Title says it all. I was curious and wanted to see what would happen. I really need to take a dump and am not sure what is going to happen now. I think I am going to take a shower to try and fix this. Any tips to get me out of this mess I have now found myself in?
Updates: So late last night I was able to separate the cheeks. They are not sealed together anymore, now there is just a ring of gnarled up hair mixed with dry glue chunks. I think a few more bath treatments and it should all come out within the next couple of days. Going to the ER at this point would be pointless, a lot more painful, and probably quite expensive.