but i sure found it funny!

Today, I fucked up... by gorilla gluing my buttcheeks together

Title says it all. I was curious and wanted to see what would happen. I really need to take a dump and am not sure what is going to happen now. I think I am going to take a shower to try and fix this. Any tips to get me out of this mess I have now found myself in?

Updates: So late last night I was able to separate the cheeks. They are not sealed together anymore, now there is just a ring of gnarled up hair mixed with dry glue chunks. I think a few more bath treatments and it should all come out within the next couple of days. Going to the ER at this point would be pointless, a lot more painful, and probably quite expensive.

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Can we talk about Rowena ?

I mean, Dean was adorable and funny, then it wasn’t funny anymore, then he was adorable again. And Sam looking after Dean was cute and sad

But Rowena

She helped them twice, immediatly and without hesitation. 

She sure wanted the book but she cared about Dean’s situation and she felt a little sad about Sam being forgotten by his brother. She waited a moment alone, a long moment if Sam told Dean his life story, to let them talk privatly. And then she babysat (?) Dean giving him a toy and telling him “stories”.

When they heard Sam screaming she found the car previously taken by Sam, put Dean in it, drove, let messages for Dean saying to stay, walked in the house of someone who mistreated her and fought them knowing she’s weaker to pick up Sam, the book and help Dean. 

THIS WOMAN.

And she didn’t really argue to keep the book.. maybe because she knew it was pointless

We saw her carring about Sam and Dean no matter what Sam says, and feeling happier when Dean unexpectedly defended her. We’re used to see Sam, Dean, Mary or Castiel sacrificing for each other (the next episode…..), but I really loved to see Rowena doing the same thing. 

and she calls Sam Samuel

Yup. I liked this episode. 

A (little) Killing Stalking Rant

I’m not sure where to begin, to be quite honest. I just found out that apparently there is a chapter 18 despite everyone thinking there’d be a break after 17 and of course I instantly read it. Now me being my obsessive, overexcited self instantly went into the tag to see what kind of funny shit this precious fandom came up with this time only to be…well disappointed is such a hard word but I kind of am. Not because the jokes were repetitive (they were, but that is not the point) but because the fandom seems to be split in two entirely and I don’t understand why? Or why people have the need to constantly shade one another. 
Anyway, feel free to ignore this, but I’m going to voice some of my (probably unpopular) opinions.

1) Ji eun is a major bitch and I do not understand why people are glorifying her for punching Sangwoo in the face like she is some sort of hero. She didn’t do it for Yoonbum, but to save her own skin. It also didn’t show guts or anything, just her will to live. I wanna bet that all the girls he chopped off before her tried much the same. Nothing special, moving on.

2) That being said, she most certainly is not a bitch for offering to have sex with Yoobum. In a situation like this, live or die, every last one of us would probably offer much more than sex, trust me on this one. Nothing is more precious than survival, it’s in our DNA to do our best. That being said, she is still a bitch for offering to basically RAPE Yoobum to safe her own skin. Bitch is selfish, not a hero. Yoobum obviously wasn’t down for the idea of getting fucked by her.

3) I really do not understand how people are still surprised that most of the fandom ships Sangwoo and Yoobum. Nor why people are surprised that most of the fandom loves Sangwoo. We basically got half of the explanation for this coming from Sangwoo himself in Chapter 18: He’s pretty so people are drawn to him. Where is the big deal? It’s a cartoon, for heavens sakes. It’s not like we have a bunch of real life Harley Quinn’s running around the street. Now for the shipping part, this one REALLY goes over my head. I literally saw comments about getting help and getting Jesus being thrown around and shit like that irks me for many many reasons, but I digress. We see the story through Yoobum’s and Sangwoo’s eyes. OF COURSE WE ARE ROOTING FOR THEM! Not just them as a couple but them as people! I’m 99% sure that we are supposed to! Yoobum loves Sangwoo so we love Sangwoo.
Yoobum loves Sangwoo, so we want him to get Sangwoo.
We love Sangwoo so we want him to be happy.
We love Sangwoo so we want him to succeed in his murder spree. 

I was happy when he killed that asshole in the last chapter and I most certainly am looking forward to seeing Jieun being killed by either of them, really, because that is what Sangwoo (and Yoobum) want and since I see the story through their eyes, I want that to. Does that mean I’m about to go out and start killing people? No, because I faint at the sight of blood and really don’t like the idea of taking someones life. Nor the fact I’d get a lifelong sentence, really. Just throwing it in there for good measures. So, it’s safe to say I’m not going to go on a killing spree anytime soon. Still enjoy the deaths.

4) To elaborate on that. I really, really am surprised how people go into this story disliking Sangwoo and the relationship between him and Yoobum. Like you do realize it’s all about that, right? About Sangwoo getting satisfaction by killing and Yoobum getting satisfaction by being by Sangwoo’s side. This story isn’t about character growth , overcoming your mental illness or getting out of the shit situation you’re in. Quite the contrary. It’s about giving in to those primal urges, this quiet need to kill in the back of every humans head. The story is supposed to make us route for the killer and the psychosis and that sick twisted part of them so we end up questioning just how fragile our and societies morality is. I had Philosophy for for a couple of years and morality was a big part of that. I have my own opinion on morality and how it is a mere illusion anyway but that isn’t the point right now. The point is, let go of your false morality and get off your high horse and enjoy the comic called Killing Stalking for what it is! About two psychopaths giving in to their mental state to stalk and kill their prey together. 

 I mean seriously, what did you expect?!

BTS Reaction To Setting Up Some Rules || Demon!AU

Requested 


Jin

It took you awhile to get used to the fact that the love of your life was a demon. But, you knew that he couldn’t help it. So, you sucked it up and sat down with him after he showed you what he was.

“Okay, so in order for us to stay together there needs to be a few rules, okay?” You explained and he nodded along. “Number one, if you have demon friends, make sure they don’t come here all demon-y.” You said. He laughed but agreed. “Okay, number two…”

Originally posted by yo-seokjin


Yoongi:

After you had gotten to know Yoongi you found out that he wasn’t terrible company. In fact, he was actually kind of funny. Naturally, you fell for him but before getting with him you needed to lay down some rules.

Yoongi stared at you as you started on your list of rules. “One, I don’t wanna see you coming to my place all beat up and bloody. I’m not doing your laundry.” He laughed and nodded in agreeance. “Two, if you are doing anything dangerous, I would like to know. Just so I know not to expect a text from you the next day.”

Originally posted by jeongguk


Hoseok:

After you were done freaking out and lashing out, you calmed down.

“We need some ground rules. Most important rule, no demon gatherings here. I’m not going to be your human chaperone.” You said with a sassy tone.

“But jagiya,” he complained.

“No butts, human or demon!” You shut his whining down so fast.

Originally posted by junghosyub


Namjoon:

“Listen here, I’m going to be stating some rules. Break these rules and I will leave you.” You were being serious now. Deep down you were still slightly scared but you knew that you had to trust Namjoon.

“Okay, fine.” He rolled his eyes but listened.

“I don’t want to come home to you killing someone or another demon. This is a safe zone. No killing, and I don’t want other demons to know where we live, either.” You crossed your arms and he bit his lip.

“You’re hot when you’re being serious.”

“NAMJOON!”

Originally posted by xchiiban


Jimin:

You sat with Jimin on a park bench. It was dark and quiet but you felt safe with Jimin next to you. At least you felt more protected from other demons with him.

“I have one rule. I don’t want any demon business around me. I don’t want you talking about it. If you need to do something regarding demons, fine. Just tell me as little as possible. I don’t want to be associated with any other demons.”

“Okay,” he whispered. He was trying to keep his happiness to a minimum. Jimin was just happy that you realized that being with him was the only option.

Originally posted by suga-com


Taehyung:

The tension between Taehyung and you was still thick but you tried to go back to normal life. You decided that in order to have a normal life, rules needed to be put in place.

“Rule one, I want to be informed on what you will be doing regarding your demon stuff. I just want to know incase something happens.” You gulped down your fear and he motioned for you to continue. He was being surprisingly serious about it which actually made it easier for you to talk about the things you wanted to happen. And things you didn’t want to happen.

Originally posted by bangtanbighit

Jugnkook:

“Are you going to talk to me?” Jungkook asked. You just stared at him. You haven’t spoken a word to him since he got into the fight with the guy at the bar. It’s been around a week and you have been thinking.

You took a deep breath and began to talk. “Look, in order for our relationship to work I’m going to need a few rules.”

“You act like I’m an animal or something. I don’t need rules.” He gave you a confused look. 

“Do you want to have a girlfriend?” You asked. He raised an eyebrow and nodded. His biggest fear was losing you so he shut up and listened. “Okay, I don’t want any angry outbursts from you. You can get mad and stuff. But no demon anger.”

He bit his lip to stop himself from smarting off and nodded.

“Good.”

Originally posted by bwibelle

Imagine going to the karaoke with Woozi and singing to your heart’s content until you guys start losing your voice.

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Let’s be fashion twice.

Top 10 K-Dramas: 2016

The edit above is not in the order of my top 10 but the list below is. This was my first time making an edit so I was just trying to make it all fit, lol. Please feel free to tell me your thoughts on these dramas, I’d love to hear that ya’ll think!


1. Descendants of the Sun (Song Joong Ki, Song Hye Kyo, Jin Goo, Kim Ji Won)

  • This was the first drama I followed along with while it was airing and it cemented my stay in kdrama-land so I’ll forever be grateful for that. I loved everything about this drama from the cast to the plot, I thought it was unique and funny and so very enjoyable to watch. A soldier and doctor falling in love in the middle of a crisis with brilliantly amusing scenes and secondary characters? It’s a win for sure. I think it found the perfect balance between drama, action, romance, and comedy. Also, the OSTs in the drama were amazing; Talk Love by K.Will will forever be one of my favorites. 

2. Goblin (Gong Yoo, Lee Dong Wook, Kim Go Eun)

  • So I’m cheating a little with this one because it didn’t finish airing in 2016, but this is currently my favorite drama so I felt obligated to put this on my list. This was my first real venture into a fantasy kdrama and I love everything about it. The aesthetics and cinematography is unreal, the cast is fantastic, the beginnings of romance is natural, but the bromance and friendships are probably my favorite things about this drama. It’s honestly just so witty and fun and the performance by each actor is amazing. It never fails to make me smile or laugh. Since it’s by the same writer as DOTS, it has the perfect combination of fantasy, romance, drama, and comedy. Also, the OSTS are wickedly good in this as well.

3. The K2 (Ji Chang Wook, Im YoonA, Song Yoon Ah)

  • Despite the drama surrounding the characters and it’s obvious problems story-wise, I loved The K2. One of my favorite genres is action-romance and this drama was packed with both. JCW is brilliant as always in acting but his action scenes were amazing. I thought the plot was pretty unique and the lead three gave great performances (I know people thought YoonA’s character was useless, but I didn’t; the story literally wouldn’t exist without her, lol). I have to praise Song Yoon Ah for her performance especially because this was the first time I empathized with the villain; I certainly didn’t agree with everything she did, but they gave a depth to her character that I really appreciated. There are some things I’ll never understand regarding the drama, but I don’t want to spoil anything for others so I won’t mention it here.

4. Weightlifting Fairy Kim Bok Joo (Lee Sung Kyung, Nam Joo Hyuk)

  • Again, this drama has yet to end, but I honestly think that this is one of the most brilliant dramas of 2016. It’s a feel-good, coming-of-age drama that balances romance, comedy, and friendship and that honestly delivers each week. It tackles first love and all the innocence and insecurities that comes with liking someone unattainable, it explores friendship between women and the unbreakable bond you can make with life-long friends in college, it shows characters with unhealthy issues taking the right steps to get help, and it shows how guys should treat girls and how naturally you can fall in love with your best friend. Most of all though, it tells us that it’s okay to fall out of love with your talents and what you have been doing your entire life; it’s okay to take a break, try new things, and find yourself. Brilliant cast, brilliant writing, and brilliant performances.

5. Reply 1988 (Lee Hye Ri, Park Bo Gum, Ryu Jun Yeol, Go Kyung Pyo, Lee Dong Hwi)

  • I’m late to the game but there are not enough words to describe what a good drama this is. I love that it focused so much on family bonds rather than romantic love. More than the individual families, the entire block was one big family that supported and took care of each other. I laughed, I cried, and I was happy when they were happy. The line between friendship and family is easily blurred in this drama because I swear the kids were more like family than they were friends. The parents’ friendship also made me happy because for once there was no evil parent or scheming; they all loved their kids and were such good friends with each other. There were so many lessons to learn from in this drama, it’s A+. Also, the goat noises made my life. 

6. Moon Lovers: Scarlet Heart Ryeo (Lee Joon Ki, IU, Kang Ha Neul)

  • I had/have a love-hate relationship with this drama. This was my first saeguk drama and I did really like a lot of things about it. The cinematography was beautiful, it really was so well done. I liked most of the characters, especially early in the show when it was more funny and cute. And the actors, even the idol-actors, did well in my opinion. What I hated was how they tried to jam-pack the Chinese version into the last 4 episodes, the insanely terrible editing that just made it seem like the characterization for leads did not align at all with what we knew about them, and the ending. I truly detested the ending; it was sloppy and unnecessary. If they didn’t cut that one scene from that ending, I would have been satisfied but they chose to do a disservice to the characters and for that reason alone, I’ll probably never re-watch this drama. 

7. Age of Youth (Han Ye-ri, Han Seung-yeon, Park Eun-bin, Ryu Hwa-young, Park Hye-soo )

  • I loved everything about this drama. The friendship between the Belle Epoque girls made me smile; they grew from being so awkward with each other to being such good friends. They teased, fought, and took care of each other like any good roommates would do while living their own lives. The drama did brilliantly in highlighting each girl’s unique struggles and allowing them to grow because of them. There is nothing I didn’t like about this drama; it was funny, interesting, and just really good. The Belle Epoque girls are special. 

8. The Legend of the Blue Sea (Lee Min Ho, Jun Ji Hyun)

  • I like drama a lot but mostly because of JJH’s character and performance. I’ve never failed to smile, laugh, or feel second-hand embarrassment for her character and that just really made the drama fun. I’m not really a big LMH fan, I think he’s an decent actor, but I think this is probably my favorite role of his. He’s actually doing really well and I really enjoy his character. One of my main issues is the plot and direction of the drama; I think it’s been a little sloppy and some things just don’t make sense and are poorly explained. Also it’s taking forever to get through some of the sub-plots and it honestly just feels like a waste of time. To be quite honest and in my opinion, if the leads weren’t as big stars as they are, this drama would not be doing as well as it is now.

9. Doctor Crush (Park Shin Hye, Kim Rae Won, Lee Sung Kyung, Yoon Kyun Sang)

  • The beginning of this drama was brilliant; PSH’s character was the epitome of a bad-girl who was also kind to her friends. I loved the plot; a girl with an attitude problem with no care in the world changing her ways and becoming a brilliant physician to not only prove people wrong but also to get revenge on the people that wronged/hurt her? Yeah, sign me up for a drama like that. The secondary characters were great, there really were some comedic scenes with them. I liked the medical part of the drama and PSH’s friendship with her childhood best friend and the other doctors. What I hated what that she never really got her revenge; they went with the most predictable way of the guy getting out of it for a medical drama and I hated that. He wasn’t even sincerely apologetic for what he had done. And honestly, I also hated that she never really called out step-mother for being such a terrible person. I had higher expectations for this drama. 

10. Cinderella and the Four Knights (Park So Dam, Jung Il Woo, Ahn Jae Hyun)

  • This was definitely more of a feel good drama for me. I love the “cinderella” trope so this was just really cute. Park So Dam was just adorable and she made the story fun. There was nothing overly special about this drama; it was fun and light, there were some pretty-boys, and a sweet best friend. All the makings of a classic feel-good drama. My favorite thing would probably have to be the OSTs in this drama; they were all just so good and I still re-play some of them. 

anonymous asked:

re: big hero 6. Keith is the one hit the hardest on multiple levels.

Probably.  But Keith poker faces it because this one actually matters.  Yeah, Up was sad, if he had a reaction to that it was whatever, everyone found it funny.

So he just stone faces through the whole thing, while Shiro is still wrangling Lance the Octopus and pulling Pidge aside and make sure she’s okay and that Matt adores the hell out of her and is gunna be so proud when they find him.

After that, Hunk just requires a good hug and a hair ruffle, and hes’ almost definitely crying but he handles that better than just about the rest of them since, well, he does it a lot.

It isn’t until later that Shiro tracks Keith down.  He gave him the space to deal, because crowding Keith when he’s having Emotions is probably not a good idea for anyone involved.  But then he just sits down next to him in the empty training room and just talks.  Some of it is current stuff, like how Keith and Red should work on that twisting circle maneuver if they’re going to keep trying to use it, and some of it is older, like Shiro talking about the time he accidentally stained his face purple with some other cadet’s (illegal) hair dye, and how Keith gave him shit about it for a solid month later.

Eventually, Keith leans against Shiro’s side, without a word.

They’re okay.  Shiro’s okay.  For now.

Until he disappears again.

in last month’s loot crate i got a pop figure of some assassin’s creed character named aguilar. but the figure is crouching, so the name on the box says ‘aguilar (crouching)’ and none of my house mates or myself give a shit about assassin’s creed but we thought that was hilarious. and i’m not 100% sure how it really STARTED but we’ve started hiding aguilar crouching around the house. whoever finds him has to hide him in a new spot. his name is aguilar crouching, now. and like. he’s really brought the house together in a new way, because this has been going on for a couple weeks now and every other day or so you’ll hear ‘I FOUND AGUILAR CROUCHING’ 

just ‘aguilar crouching’ is funny to me now

He’s such a nice man, great with fans and very funny. I have some emails from him in my inbox that have made me laugh out loud. I’m pretty sure every department loves him, but purely from a production point of view we really couldn’t have found a nicer Doctor. I’m probably spoilt for the rest of my career now.
—  Sandra Cosfeld, Doctor Who production secretary talking about Peter Capaldi in the Doctor Who 2017 Yearbook

anonymous asked:

Hii! Can I request a reaction with taehyung and yoongi where they confess their feelings to you but you don't believe them because you've had bad relationships in the past. Thank you so much !

Taehyung frowns as you begin to laugh. 

He was confused as to what you found funny because he was sure he just told you how he felt about you… in a very serious and sincere manner, as a matter of fact. 

“What’s so funny?” He asks and the smile falters from your lips upon seeing the seriousness of his expression. Taehyung was always playful and liked to joke around with you but you knew when he was being serious. You gulped as you recognized the sincerity in his gaze along with utter confusion. His eyes has always been transparent, and you can read them as easily as a book most days. 

“Come on Tae,” you say, trying to make to lighten the atmosphere that suddenly turned heavy, making it hard to breathe. “You don’t mean that–”

“Why wouldn’t I mean that?”

You frown. “Stop joking around, Tae.”

“But I’m not.”

“You are.”

Taehyung huffs and takes a step closer. “How can you say that? Why won’t you believe me?”

“Because you’re lying!”

“That’s a strong accusation, Y/N.” Taehyung says, his eyes suddenly angry. “And you know I would never lie to you!”

“But you will. They eventually do!” You blurt out and immediately wished you could snatch those words right back in. Taehyung’s eyes widen for a fraction before realization dawned on his features. 

“Y/N–”

“I’m sorry… I–” before you could finish your sentence, Taehyung has stepped in and pulled you into his arms. You felt yourself relax in his embrace as tears threaten to fall from your eyes. This was the one thing you wanted to avoid. But Taehyung had been a great friend for as long as you’ve known him and with his sweet and endearing disposition, it was almost too easy falling in love with him. 

But if there was one thing your past relationships has taught you, the sweetness could easily turn to bitterness. And that when a heart breaks, it don’t usually break even. 

“I’m sorry.” He whispers. “But I’m not lying. I like you Y/N. A lot. But if you’re not ready to give this a chance, I understand. I just want to put it out there that I don’t intend to hurt you.” 

You close your eyes and succumb into his embrace, feeling your heart begin to open up just a little bit for the boy with the sweet smile and honest eyes. 

Originally posted by sugapium


Yoongi confesses through a song, which he made you listen to one night at the studio.

He had been building up the courage to tell you for a long time now but almost always chalked up, unable to say the right words. He figured since his music has always been there for him, he’d used it to his advantage; letting it send the message for him.

When the song ended, he pressed the space bar of his laptop to stop the track and looked at you cautiously, the tips of his ears turning red.

“Did…did you like the song?”

“It’s…nice.” You gulp; your throat suddenly feeling dry. 

“It’s for you.” He said without missing a beat and suddenly, the room was too small and it was becoming harder to breathe. 

“I…–” The lyrics resonated in your thoughts; words of love and promises that pierced your heart–prying its locks open. 

But you couldn’t. You couldn’t do this again.

“Y/N–wait!!” Yoongi stands to go after you as you suddenly bolted from your seat and out of the room. He chased after you until finally catching up with you at the end of the street; pulling onto your arm to stop you from running away.

“Hey–” Yoongi’s words died on his lips, the moment he saw your tear-stained cheeks and sad eyes. “Y/N, why are you–?”

“I’m sorry but I can’t. I just can’t, Yoongi.”

“What are you talking about?” He asks as he cups your cheeks.

“You…you don’t really mean what you said back there, right?” You say and Yoongi’s face scrunch in confusion. “Tell me that wasn’t true. It’s just another love song, right?”

Yoongi watches as you sobbed, unsure why you were denying something that was as obvious and clear as day.

“You were never just another love song, Y/N.” He says and your heart skips a beat at his words. “I meant every single word I said. Every single note was made for you.”

You close your eyes painfully, shaking your head slightly. 

“Why won’t you believe me?” Yoongi asks, the pain in his voice evident. “I love you, Y/N.”

“You can’t love me.”

“I don’t think you get to make that call.” He takes a step forward, invading your personal space. “It’s my heart…my feelings. Why is it hard for you to–”

“Because I’ve been there before!” You interrupted him. “And they were all the same. No one…no one ever stayed to finish the song, Yoongi. And I’m so scared. I don’t want to go through that again. I’m sorry.” 

You turn away before he could see the waterfall of tears about to spill from your eyes but Yoongi catches your wrist and turns you around before pulling you to him. 

“But I already did. I finished a song, Y/N.” He says softly in your ear. “And I can promise you I’d make and finish a hundred more if that’s what it takes for you to give me a chance.”

With his heartfelt words, you felt something begin again…like another song being played; another melody unfolding led by the beating of your hearts. 

Originally posted by mn-yg

<3 <3 <3 Hope you liked it anonie! 

PS: No longer open for reaction requests. Please don’t send them in anymore. :)

- Kaye Allen

People went in and changed the wiki page for both Rob and Rich, adding “another spouse”. Saying Richard was married to Jaci Hays AND Rob Benedict. I assume because of episode 1.09 of Kings of Con. A joke, I’m sure. People also tweeted about it and tagged Richard in several of the tweets.
In reply to one of those tweets, Richard tweeted “That’s asinine.” I saw it, as I get notified when he tweets. He deleted it soon after. But knowing that he is very protective about certain things in his personal life, namely his family, I took that mean he didn’t like that very much. Or at least did not find the “joke” funny.

I went to check out his wiki page then; honestly, I was considering editing it to remove that. I found out quickly it was now blocked from any editing. (not sure if that is still the case) The line about Rob was soon deleted after. I was curious if a fan had deleted it or Richard himself. So I checked out the revision history. Richard deleted the line about Rob, and gave the reason of “Someone added an additional and false spouse to my profile” (that is verbatim, check it out yourself if you don’t believe it. I also have screenshots of both his tweet and the wiki revision)

So … again, maybe “upset” is doing a little assuming here. But to me, it’s pretty obvious Richard did not really care for the joke. Or did not want it out there on his wiki page. And took it upon himself to delete it.

Things I would stress here …
The wiki page is supposed to give factual information. It is not for jokes.

Richard is pretty private and protective of his family and his personal life. Making a joke at a con that he and Rob are like an old married couple is one thing. Someone changing a page about him and making a joke about his marriage and personal life … obviously he’s not super comfortable with that. Who knows if his kids get online and try to google things about their dad. And then see something weird about him and his good friend, their “Uncle Robbie”. Are you starting to understand why we’re maybe a little “protective” here?

This page has always been to support and show love and admiration for Richard as an actor, director, and man. And, at all times, to be RESPECTFUL of him. We’ve been fans of his for awhile, and we take our cues from him … what he says, does, what he *doesn’t* say and do. I can say the wiki thing rubbed me the wrong way from the start, but I just ignored it as a joke from some fans as well. I could have cared less about it and was content to ignore it – until Richard himself tweeted and did what he did. So now, once again … we are taking our cues from him.

Kiss the Girl (2/4)

Request:  could you write something like the avengers going on like a roadtrip to a waterpark and maybe bucky and the reader realize they have feelings for each other and theres tons of fluff?!

AN: I’m not sure if this counts as super fluffy, but I do like how it turned out.

Warnings: Likely bad language words. Water slides, maybe? Bucky’s a little shit.

Part 1

tags: @avengerofyourheart @kmwiinchester @bovaria @marvel-ash @romanovoff @just-a-multifangirl @time-to-dance-rey

By the time you stop at a gas station, the boys have heard every song released in the 1990s. You’d almost feel bad for them if it weren’t for the fact that you found it funny, even if Bucky spent most of the time grumbling in his seat. You stalk through the store right to the bathrooms behind Wanda and Nat. You pause in front of the mirror on your way out, smoothing out a bit of tangle the wind had done to your hair.

“He doesn’t care what you look like,” Wanda leans forward on the sink, checking her perfectly winged eyeliner. You roll your eyes and do the same.

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