but i still want to punch you

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SONG: ooh you’re playing Density Effect!! i still need to play this!

PICKLE: it’s pretty cool!! my character is dating this big bird looking alien dude and he really likes it when she punches reporters :D

SONG: …um, remind me not to let you save the galaxy? 

…listening to Frozen’s “Fixer Upper” and I’m wondering if we’re going to see that kind of thing sung about a woman someday…

so she’s a bit of a fixer upper…her feet smell, she farts in bed, she forgets to shave her legs three times out of four, she will punch you to communicate affection, she’s got disgusting lint between her toes, she picks her nose…

i want that women be allowed to be disgusting and still be seen as a romantic interest, you know, like boys already are. 

anonymous asked:

I had a (slightly) similar coming out story and it kind of felt like a punch to the gut when Maggie said it. Still don't know what to feel about it. But yes, it's a conversation that definitely needs to be continued. <3 to all

hey nonnie. First of all, i’m so sorry you had a similar situation. It’s such an unfortunate reality for TOO many LGBT youth these days and I wish i could just give you a hug. I just want more for the community. Like its great to have someone to relate to but I think, more than anything, the community needs storylines that show supportive relationships when this happens. Like Alex for sure would have been a bit thrown off by how Maggie reacted but as soon as she revealed that, i find it hard to believe that Alex wouldn’t try to go and be there for Maggie. Hear her out. Support her in any way she can. 

I just feel like, as writers, if you are going to have Maggie have such a relatable and rather horrifying backstory you have to be willing to develop it. Expand upon it. I felt like they just made Maggie feel bad for being traumatized by what she went through and all of a sudden it’s okay because her and Alex get a cute romantic ending. Don’t get me wrong, I love that they get those cute moments but it’s not realistic. Like let them hash it out. Let Maggie mourn what she lost as a child. Let her hurt for what happened. And let Alex support her and be someone she can lean on. THATS what the community needs; that things can really suck but being open, honest, and vulnerable in relationships can mend those cracks from your past. 

Anon, i know this felt like a punch in the gut because you have a character you can relate to and they didn’t really expand on it, BUT there is a huge community that loves you and cares for you and wants to help you. I’m always here if you need to be heard. Vent. Cry. Anything. Im here for you and for all of you that follow me (or don’t follow me for that matter). I’m sorry that the representation on television isn’t completely telling your story. But eventually it will have to get better, right? Until then, there are a ton of people waiting to help you with open arms. 

anonymous asked:

hc Once Chuuya called Kouyou mom by accident and not only did Dazai made fun of him for weeks, but everyone got into it. "Don't do that or a call your mom" "It's not really nice to say that to your mom" even Kouyou went for it "Son,you must obey your mother" and Chuuya wanted to punch his head against a wall because it was one time okay? stop using it please! Even now Kouyou still laugh about it and Chuuya is as embarrassed as before.

THIS IS SO PRECIOUS I MIGHT CRY OMFG I LOVE THIS

GOD BL E S S

still miss you / still love you / still write poems about you / still lose track of what we’re talking about in class because i’m thinking of you / still want to throw up when i imagine you with somebody else / still want to throw up when i imagine me with somebody else / still can’t control my emotions when i hear your name / still cry instead of study / still want to punch a wall when i think of the lies you told me / still want to set myself on fire to get away from these feelings / still have to resist the urge to text you constantly / still want you / still love you / still love you / still love you / still here if you want me
—  everyone says it gets better but i don’t know a better that doesn’t involve you
He asked me if I’d go back if I could, if I’d do it all again, with his forehead pressed to mine, with his tears sliding down my cheeks. “Yes,” I said and his body shook with every unsteady rise and fall of his chest. Sympathy and pity alike tore at my heart. He still saw the good in me. He always would, no matter how many times my words hit him like a punch to the jaw, like a knife to the throat. No matter how many times I’d change my mind. He’d never understood that I didn’t want to stay. That I wasn’t one to stay.
“The only reason why I’d do it again is because it made me who I am today. The nights I spent lying awake, tossing and turning. The times I debated whether or not to call you. That hollow feeling in my chest when it was over all of a sudden. Leaving you on your doorstep with tears in your eyes hurt me as much as it hurt you.” But I don’t know how to be different, I added in my head, I don’t know how to stop running. I took a step away from him and wiped his tears from my cheeks. Then I did what I did best. I ran.
—  excerpt
n.j.
Things Derek Nurse has done that has caused him to be blocked and/or removed from the SMH group chat
  • gone into Lowes or some fucking where that has deck displays and taken a picture of himself standing on it and then sent it to Dex with the caption “Still wanna deck me?” along with several winking emojis
    • Dex blocked him for a week
  • taken a video of himself turning off the lights somewhere and going “guess you can’t punch my lights out when they’re already off”
    • He was immediately removed from the group chat
  • sent a picture of the night sky filled with stars from fucking Utah or somewhere with the caption “no need to hit me until I see stars, I just had to travel”
    • he was removed from the group chat and Dex blocked him for a week
    • He then sent another similar snap to Dex that said “fuck me until I see these all night long” and Dex deleted himself from existence
  • opened an actual can of gummy worms and sent the picture to the group chat whenever someone brings up something unpleasant with the caption “don’t”
    • He gets removed and then added right back because “no no he’s right”
  • He didn’t get removed or blocked for this but one time he got in a fight with someone (coughoneofhisroommatescough) and he sent a picture of himself to the group chat meaning to send it to just Dex with the caption “Should’ve rolled with the punches” and he has a blackeye in it and the entirety of the Smh was in an uproar
    • It took less than ten minutes for them to track down the person that beat him up
    • He’s sitting in the kitchen at the Haus with Dex bandaging him up and Bitty stress baking and then laughs and says to Dex “when did we get married? I didn’t know you were a Nurse”
    • Dex said, verbally, “I’m blocking you”
    • Bitty nearly choked on the word “Fine”

I guess this is now an AU????

Anyway maybe Genos gets sent to the past or an alternate universe where Saitama turns out to be more like Mumen Rider (Can’t get powers no matter how hard he trains) but he still wants to be a hero despite this.

SO when Genos shows up Saitama is astonished by how strong he is but is confused as to why someone like Genos wants to be around him. Like, here’s this murder machine cyborg who can decimated a mountain with a single blast of fire, but instead chooses to tag along with a loser like him?

Genos meanwhile has extreme faith in Saitama despite his lack of powers and firmly believes that he can achieve the same strength as his alternate self in time, or at the least become a great hero without them.

….and then shipping happens. 

MASTERLIST ツ

You guys wanted a masterlist, so here it is!  (my first few posts I’ve ever made are cringe worthy) click the “x” things.

FAKE TEXTS

Really? (x)

I got my calvins! (x)

You tell justin you’re pregnant (x)

lol i’ll punch your ass (x)

wow way to ruin the moment bieber. (x)

are we still going to lunch? (x)

boy if you don’t get.. (x)

announcing your guys relationship to the fans via twitter and instagram (x)

Playful friendship with justin (x)

innocent girl with a hood playlist (x)

sorry i’m hanging with my bff (x)

No presents! (x)

Best friend and girlfriend issues (x)

Babe….free wings (x)

Piss off m8 (x)

Are you done? (x)

Cute Paragraphs (x)

You tell him you’re pregnant (x)

Your album drops (x) 

Swimming in money swimming in liquor (x)

You’re preggo and go on tour with him, but your water breaks (x)

April Fools! (x)

My number one pet peeve (x)

You have a tongue piercing (x)

Teasing him ;) (x)

Your nudes get leaked (contains nudity) (x) 

He gets mad because you don’t answer (x)

“BOOM HAHAHA” (x)

He misses your daughters dance recital (x)

No more makeup (x) 

Standing up for you (x)

Spoiling him (x)

He calls you a thot (x)

So you forgot huh? (x)

More messed up than my life (x)

stop pouting and grow up (x)

You irritate my soul (x)

salty ex’s (x)

SERIES; FAKE TEXTS, AU’S, IMAGINES

You’re getting married and he’s secretly in love with you  PART 1

You’re getting married and he’s secretly in love with you  PART 2

You’re getting married and he’s secretly in love with you PART 3  (Final Part)

You’re mad at him PART 1

You’re mad at him PART 2

You guys meet at his concert PART 1

You guys meet at his concert PART 2

You guys meet at his concert PART 3

BREAK UP SERIES

PART 1

PART 2

PART 3

PART 4


INSTAGRAM AU’S AND TWITTER AU’S

First photo shoot together (x)

He posts about your pregnancy (x)

Your guys relationship via twitter and instagram (x)

You passed the test (x)

Your daughter is lesbian (x)


IMAGINES

Never forget You (x)

Famous Heartbreaks (x)

Bad Start, Good Ending (x)

The First Date (x)

I don’t Hate You (x)

It’s Your Day Today (x)

Do You Forgive Me Now? (x)

Yeah, okay…..show off (x)

Confession (x)

We’re so proud of you! (x)


OTHERS

You like Jack Johnson and accidentally confess your feelings for him, thinking he was your brother justin (x)

Being Stiles Stilinski’s twin sister and dating Isaac would include..

Originally posted by dunbarfeels

requested by: @maximoff-pan


  • The relationship was first a secret.
  • When Stiles found out though….ooh he wasn’t happy.
  • “I’m gonna fight him.”
  • “Stiles he is a werewolf…you think you can beat up a werewolf? Also he ismy boyfriend so please refrain from going WWE smackdown on him.”
  • He says hes cool with the relationship, but he still kind of want’s to punch Lahey every time he sees you two kiss.
  • You and Isaac would sneak little kisses when you passed each other in the hallway in school.
  • He will shyly hold your hand when he is nervous.
  • Always has his arm around your waist or shoulders when you two sit next to each other.
  • Loves it when you touch his hair.
  • Stiles sits between you and Isaac during pack meetings ‘accidentally’.
  • When Scott and Stiles see you and Isaac giggling by your lockers Stiles asks Scott to use his werewolf hearing so he can eavesdrop.
  • Scott doesn’t do it.
  • Isaac spends a lot of time at your house.
  • Stiles tells you to keep your bedroom door open when Isaac is there.
  • “No funny business.”
  • “Go away Stiles!”
  • Isaac sneaks into your house at night when he has a nightmare.
  • Lot’s of cuddles.
  • Cuddles in your bed.
  • Cuddles in the living room couch.
  • Cuddles in the car.
  • Cuddles in front of grossed out Stiles.
  • Basically all the damn time.
  • “I think i die a little in the inside every time you two act all cute.”
  • “Aww, Stiles you think we are a cute couple.”
  • Isaac will hug, kiss, cuddle….basically touch you purposely sometimes when Stiles is around just to annoy him.
  • Stiles would never admit it, but he thinks you and Isaac are good for each other.
  • He would rather have you date Isaac than Liam.
  • Isaac protects you from any harm when danger is coming.
  • Isaac being a shy little puppy when he meets your dad for dinner.
  • Stiles just sits at the table enjoying the view of Isaac nervously answering Mr Stilinski’s questions.
  • Although Isaac is a shy little bean he can go from cute to a flirty hot jerk in 0.2 seconds.
  • “You want to just watch movies and cuddle in pj’s…or do you wanna take the pj’s off and do something else.” *wink wink nudge nudge*
  • “DON’T TOUCH MY SISTER LAHEY THAT’S GROSS!”


this is all I could think of. I hope its good

As the outcome of this election is still sinking in, I’m left wondering what the hell to do. What to think.. What to say. Like the vast majority of you, I want to say SOMEthing. Our social progress got punched in the face. Hard. It’s hard to tell if we made any progress at all.. The dark side of our better angels have spoken.. they gloat.. they cheer.. I pity them. I pity them because they have no clue what they’ve gotten our country into, or the world for that matter.. But one thing is for sure. Racism, misogyny, transphobia, homophobia, and xenophobes have no place in around Green Day and/or any Green Day event. As for the true angels; If you are black, white, brown, of any nationality or any faith, gay, straight, trans, girl, boy, punk, metal, goth, weirdo, skin, freak, and the overall marginalized of all ages, we welcome you with all the rage and love we can muster.. We stand by you. Together. In love and unity forever.. And that day will come when we get off the ground and punch right back.. even harder.
—  Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong
Anti-Valentine’s Day Starters

Some taken from songs. Feel free to edit as needed!


  • “The only thing I care about is that on the 15th, all the candy will be half-off at the supermarket.”
  • “You promised me heaven, then put me through hell.”
  • “What’s even the point of trying to find someone at this point?”
  • “I swear if Cupid dares come near me I’m gonna punch that little sucker in the face.”
  • “Go on and just cry me a river!”
  • “It’s Singles Awareness Day, so be aware of me.”
  • “You told me you love me, why did you leave me all alone?”
  • “If I’ve learned anything from last year, Valentine’s Day sucks.”
  • “No way I’m going to that stupid Valentine’s dance, especially without a date!”
  • “My last breakup was really painful, I’m still recovering.”
  • “I’ve got to get away; you don’t really want anymore from me.”
  • “All that mushy-gushy stuff makes me wanna vomit!”
  • “I just really don’t wanna talk about it.”
  • “Who needs a boyfriend/girlfriend when I’ve got a friend like you?”
  • “Loving you isn’t the right thing to do.”
  • “I even made him/her a homemade valentine that says, ‘You’re dead to me.’”
  • “Whatever, you’re so much better off without him/her anyway.”
  • “This love has taken its toll on me.”
  • “Valentine’s Day is in a week and I just got dumped!”
  • “Why are all the candy hearts so sappy? I want one that says, ‘I hate you.’”
  • [text]: I just ran into my ex at the mall. Kill me.
  • [text]: I’ve been crying to Adele for the past hour, how are you?
  • [text]: I need someone to vent to about my ex. You up?
Training Meme

Originally posted by fitnessua

“You’re holding that wrong.”

“You do realize we’re just training right?”

“Hey. Weapons on low for training.”

“So what’s your weapon of choice?”

“When was the last time you trained hand to hand.”

“Come on princey/princess let’s see what you got.”

“You sure you want to do this? I don’t want to hurt you.”

“More training? I’m still sore from the last time.”

“Come on. Throw your best punch.”

“How did you do that?”

“Ok, ok. You don’t have to show me up.”

*ducks* “Hey that was a little close.”

anonymous asked:

Its funny that people think we shouldn't be violent against a group that revolves around violence..... lol..... the saying "treat people the way you want to be treated" really applies. And if you believe in karma, thats a thing too.

If I’m nice to them? They’ll still want me dead for being Jewish.

If I fight back? They’ll still want me dead for being Jewish.

Why not do the one that involves punching Nazis?

Living with anger issues I can’t work on
  • I get angry at technology A LOT
  • When people tell me how to feel the only thing i feel is ANGER
  • I’m not gonna calm down because your voice is whispered and kind
  • i’m still angry
  • there are some days where i don’t want to here a single person’s voice.
  • if you try to tell me something you found on the internet i will get extremely impatient
  • i fucking hate when i’m being so unfair but i don’t know how to not be unfair
  • I GET REALLY CONTROLLING 
  • TELLING ME TO STOP BEING SUCH A BABY MAGNIFIES MY ANGER
  • there are sometimes i really want to cry but i can’t because I’M ANGRY. 
  • I am a total ass to everyone and everything 
  • i’m a pacifist but even i wanna throw a bag of bricks at your face when you tell me how i’m supposed to react
Peter Parker Helping You With Your Insecurities Would Include...

Request// @adrenalizinq How would (insert character) respond to your insecurities? (I would give you a name but I’m 80% sure you’ve done both Peters and that’s who I wanted so you pick)

A/N: Sorry for this unrelated gif Xx :)

Originally posted by v-writings

-Peter ordering in your favorite food so the two of you could spend the night together

-Peter marveling at you, even though your just wearing sweatpants and a simple tshirt

-”Parker, I’m just in sweats, not a ball gown”

-”Yeah, but no one makes sweatpants look as hot as you do,” he says with a stupid grin

-You punching him in the arm, jokingly, for this comment, but still feeling so thankful to have him

-Netflix marathons which Peter constantly interrupts with comments

-Peter leaving his arm around you the whole night

-Him occasionally whispering how cute or beautiful you are, or how lucky he is to have you

-You blushing furiously at ever single compliment

-Peter making fun of his own quirks to help you laugh and feel better about your own insecurities 

-”I mean at least you don’t have to stand up to bad guys in a onesie”

-”Very true” you laugh

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WOop WOOp WoOpidifloop ! R u ready? Me, James and Bnh have worked on the new concept artworks/poods keyframes for several weeks !

(Also.it’s  not only a concept game anymore. The team is really working on playable prototype .)

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AKUMACHAIS ART


While I am ecstatic to say that other, more talented artists have beaten me to the punch when it comes to drawing art for this particular fic- I couldn’t resist this for my Coffeeshop AU prompt sketch

So for Alternative Month day 5 drawing- here is a scene from chapter 2 of my Coffeeshop AU Akuma-chais. 

Hawkmoth glared at the deceptively innocent looking smile.

“Are you sure that is what you want to order?” he growled.

“Yes please,” Adrien replied lightly, the infuriating smile still plastered on his face.

“You do realize that there is more caffeine and sugar in this… concoction than one should have in a week, much less a single drink.”

“I lead a very active life, I don’t think it will be a problem.”

“I doubt that your parents would approve of you consuming what might as well be battery acid.”

“Oh I doubt my father would even be around enough to notice. He is far too busy with his various activities.”

Mystery Baby- Derek Hale

Originally posted by hoechlder

*So not my best but I hope you guys still enjoy it and keep faith in Daddy!Derek Week lol. xoxox*

“Derek, you’re really asking for a punch to the face.” You let out an exasperated sigh as you spread the warm laundry across the bed.

“All I’m saying is that the pregnancy has been exactly the same as when we were having Kyle, Y/N” he announced with his hands held high in surrender. “Same symptoms, even the same cravings. I don’t think wanting Onions with mustard is just a coincidence. We’re having a boy.”

“First off, we told the doctor to not tell us the sex of the baby, so that’s just a guess.” You folded the laundry before placing it in neat piles. “And second of all, a mother knows best, and this kid is going to be a girl.”

Before Derek could defend his case, Kyle ran into the room and jumped on the bed, rolling around in the clothes before settling down. “Are they coming yet?”

You let out a little laugh at your son’s actions before giving him and unsatisfying answer. “If they were coming, we’d be heading to the hospital right now instead of folding laundry.”

He gave you a small pout in disappointment before rolling over to you, “Can I please talk to him?”

Him?”

“Yeah. I’m getting a little brother, aren’t I?”

You glared over at Derek as he nervously scratched the back of his neck. “Sweetheart, we don’t know if it’s a girl or a boy yet.”

“Well, can I say goodnight to him anyways?”

You rolled your eyes at the pronoun. “Of course, kiddo.” He moved his ear to your bulging stomach to listen for their heartbeat and you felt your heart flutter and the small comments he always made like ‘you can come to baseball games with me and daddy’ and ‘we’re gonna have so much fun’. After spending a moment or two asking for the baby to come already, he let Derek pick him up and take him to bed.

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the more I think about the events of this season from Even’s perspective, the more I just want to wrap him in 300 blankets. I mean:

  • At the beginning, Even is in a relationship with Sonja but by his own account they’ve been drifting apart which is a shitty situation when you’ve been together since you were 15
  • Sees Isak at the first day of school and must be immediately gut-punched since he joins effing kosegruppa a full month later just to corner Isak in the bathroom and steal all the paper towels (smooth, Even)
  • Gets involved with Isak while still with his gf, which is clearly not a terribly great choice, and he has to deal with the fallout of that, but takes responsibility immediately and has a difficult conversation with Sonja so that he can be with Isak properly
  • Isak then tells him that his life is better without mentally ill people in it
  • I mean can you IMAGINE. I M A G I N E. you’ve been eyeing boy since first day of school, you broke up with your longterm girlfriend and boy is like “actually tho, mentally ill people need to get far away from me” 
  • So he pulls away because what’s the option, really? Even can’t wish away his illness and trying to is compromising himself for someone else. but how shitty it must be to feel that rejected for a part of you that you can’t help by someone you desperately want to like all of you for you
  • He gets texts from Isak but he doesn’t respond because he has to be strong. Nothing good can come of it. He cracks and leaves the drawings, because in a parallell universe where Even isn’t ill, they could be together and he could be what Isak wants or Isak wouldn’t care about his illness at all
  • Isak is like “stop sending me drawings if you don’t want anything more” and, like. Even has to choose whether to cut all contact or go all in even though he knows Isak doesn’t accept this part of him. 
  • And he can’t stay away
  • And he keeps it hidden, tries to desperately because he wants to be with Isak and it’s so good when they’re together and things are great and he feels on top of the world like they can just keep going and going
  • The Thing happens. And yeah, we know that Isak was hurting and confused and it’s terrible, but Even is the one who lives with it, who probably feels embarrassed and overcome and angry and frustrated
  • Even spends the week knowing that humans are always alone, like he’s always known
  • And then he has to tell Isak that he loves him, that he’s sorry, that in an alternate universe they’ll be together because Even would maybe be someone else or Isak would be different and they would be on the same page
  • “You’re not alone”
  • Slowly Even starts feeling like maybe Isak can love him for this too, love all of him, and maybe take care of him sometimes when he needs it and maybe that’s ok. He notices that Isak isn’t the same person who said those words weeks ago - that Isak’s actions are something else entirely and maybe he’s not actually alone