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German movies Part 1

Hey guys! I noticed how many people on this website are learning German or want to learn it. It is my mother tongue and I love German cinema. We all know that movies help to improve language skills, so I made a list about my favorite German films and some must-sees! I hope you enjoy these films!

  • Keinohrhasen (the main actor is problematic IRL and also in this movie but I still like it, a journalist has to work in a day care center because he fucked up Vladimir Klitschko’s party, he meets the girl he used to bully when he was a teenager and then they fall in love… this movie is so typical for that director lmao)
  • Zweiohrküken (the same characters as in Keinohrhasen, they move in together and it’s a mess, also the guy’s ex affair wants him back and the woman’s ex boyfriend - whose dick she describes as the eiffel tower - is back in the city and wants to be with her again, drama drama drama, cute, typical German rom-com)
  • Anatomie (very bloody! about a girl who wants to become a doctor, creepy things happen at her summer med school)
  • Die wilden Hühner (a kids’ movie based on famous books, a cute girl gang wants to save a few chicken from a member’s granny who wants to kill and freeze them, very cute film)
  • (T)raumschiff surprise (gay people in space, ICONIC)
  • Fack ju Göhte (supposed to mean Fuck you Goehte, a criminal pretends to be a teacher, great comedy, sexy main actor, CHANTAL CRY LESS NOISY!)
  • Good bye, Lenin (iconic movie, a woman was in coma for 8 months and her son makes her believe the GDR still exists, awesome soundtrack, great story, cute couple, very moving)
  • Die Welle (a teacher makes a social experiment about fascism with his class and it goes wrong!! a must-see!)
  • Pünktchen und Anton (adaption of a famous novel, cute movie for children but I’m in my twenties and I still love it, a rich girl and a poor boy become friends)
  • Die dunkle Seite des Mondes (don’t take drugs guys, just don’t! this movie will show you why! the main character goes crazy - but is it just because he took drugs? find out!!)
  • Jeune Homme ((Swiss)German and French film about a guy who makes an au pair year, gets laid by the neighbour lady and falls in love with the host parents’ oldest daughter)
  • 7 Zwerge - Männer allein im Wald (it’s like Snow White and the 7 dwarfs but very trashy, the dwarfs are big, the prince has a wild hair style and Snow White loves playing with her barbie. Ah, and the evil queen’s outfits are iconic and weird)
  • Die wilden Kerle (a kids’ movie about boys who play soccer - we all love it! EVERYTHING’S ALRIGHT AS LONG AS YOU’RE WILD! BE WILD - DANGEROUS AND WILD!)
  • Sommer (teen movie about the first love, takes place on an island, skater boy meets rich boy and they both love the same girl, teenage drama, i don’t wanna spoil but some people almost die and sth burns down)
  • Das Missenmassaker (12 girls who want to be Miss Switzerland, bitch fights 24/7 and a lot of blood because a lot of people get killed)
  • For No Eyes Only (Rear Window for teenagers, a very interesting thriller, cute main characters)
  • Homevideo (a guy films himself while masturbating, someone finds the video and then the drama starts, his family also falls apart)
  • Grosse Mädchen weinen nicht (two teenage girls, lots of feelings, sex, dangerous things)
  • Lola rennt (reminds me of The Butterfly Effect, iconic film, i don’t even wanna say more about it just watch it)
  • Who am I - Kein System ist sicher (movies about hackers with big plans and sometimes you have no idea if what you see is what is real)
  • Das Leben der Anderen (must see! fucking sad tho)
  • Cannabis (a member of the Swiss federal council who is against the legalization of weed has to consume weed because he has a problem with his eye and this helps - ofc his life changes and gets wild)
  • Die Herbstzeitlosen (4 old Swiss woman open a lingerie shop in a lil village and people freak out)
  • Grounding - Die letzten Tage der Swissair (the story behind the grounding of Swissair, the national airline of Swizzy)
  • Das Experiment (based on a true story, some people engage in a prison experiment - some are good people, others are bad people and ofc it escalates quickly)

six of crows au where kuwei doesn’t exist

  • nina and matthias never have that moment where they realize they’re on the same side and therefore can’t trust each other
  • by some miracle they make it out of the ice court alive without nina having any parem
  • wylan never finds the courage to stand beside jesper on the way home because he’s too shy in his own skin
  • without the promise of reward for the scientist inej doesn’t consider her dream of hunting slavers possible, which means she never tells kaz so he has no reason to ask her to stay in ketterdam with him, and inej goes on thinking he doesn’t have deeper feelings for her
  • they go back to the barrel empty handed and their friendships never strengthen and most importantly to kaz—they never make their millions
  • pekka, heleen and van eck are still at large 
  • kaz never gets the help he needs to find inej’s parents
  • there’s really no reason to work with wylan again since raske is better with demolition after all and they’re not working with jan anymore
  • jesper’s life lacks chaos without any big heists and he goes back to gambling regularly
  • and poor matthias
  • he still meets his fate the same way when it’s found out he’s not in hellgate anymore. but the sad difference is it would have all been for nothing….

spoiler: it’s just not realistic.jpg stop acting like the story could exist without him. he’s a crucial character thanks bye

kaysno  asked:

ot6 where Jeremy goes back to art college know that he has the funds but everybody thinks that the hot men picking Jeremy up from school are actually his sugar daddies?

now for something a little more lighthearted.

Word Count: 1700+


“Seriously,” Jeremy insisted. “You don’t have to do this.” He was clutching his art bag close to his chest, dreading the moment when Geoff would pull up alongside the curb and let Jeremy out.

It was one thing to be twenty-five and going back to fulfill his dream of earning his fine arts degree, but it was an entirely other thing for your more or less partners to drop you off personally like they were taking their kid to school.

“Nonsense,” said Geoff, waving off his concern. “Besides, we want to share this experience with you! Now you go out there and show these people what an artist you are.” He parked the car. They were right in front of the main building.

Jeremy slipped out of the car, slamming it quickly but not before Geoff said, “Have a good day!”

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anonymous asked:

winteriron neighbours au bucky is 28 or 29 and tony is 24 or 25, where bucky and tony live next to each other and tony is scared of him. bucky is always grumpy, angry, glaring at everyone. tony thinks bucky is a serial killer. one day he just blurts it out and bucky is very offended. that's how they start talking. later when they start dating steve still can't get over the fact that tony had thought that bucky was an assassin. he still laughs at them because of that. happy ending.

Resting Bitch Face/Bucky will always be one of my top pairings lmao. (Man I had plans for this and then I threw in angst lol I’m a failure.) Look out for under the cut!

You can also find this on Ao3 here.


Tony was pretty sure his neighbor was a serial killer.

Like, he’d done the proper thing his mother had said to do, introduce himself to his new neighbors (he had a standing offer to have coffee with Bruce anytime), but when he’d knocked on the door of 4D, a man had answered looking ready to commit murder. There had been bags under his eyes and his eyes were red and his hair was a mess. He’d grunted out a terse ‘the fuck do you want’ and Tony had been able to do nothing but squeak. And then the door had been slammed shut in his face.

Which, you know, might have been a little rude; no one looked good first thing in the morning and Tony had clearly blind-sided him. But the guy hadn’t had to slam the door in his face. He had planned on just nicknaming him ‘Rudy McTrudy’ and moving on with his life.

Except sometimes Rudy McTrudy came home late at night clutching his left hand with a towel that was stained with blood.

Tony nicknamed him ‘Murder Guy’ instead.

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A/N: I’m trying to kill three birds with one stone, so to speak. Hope y’all don’t mind. Also, as always, I do my best to keep things gender neutral and open enough so that everyone can enjoy the feels, but if I’ve slipped up and included a specific pronoun, please let me know so I can change it.

@faunwaster

Word Count: 1,218

Title: Surprise!


Long distance relationships were hard. That was something everyone had told you and Tyler when you announced that even though he was moving to L.A that you were both still committed to each other. So many people had told you that long distance put a strain on things and that things wouldn’t be the same when you saw each other again, but you both were determined to make things work.

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(so i got a bunch of requests after i actually closed them but i still wanna do em but due to time constraints i have chosen to do them in a much simplified and sketchier style but yeah here they are i hope its okay love you guys bye)

Exo Reaction to Their Gf Loving Skinship But is Too Shy to Initiate it

Xiumin:

You guys are walking down the street at night. He puts his arm around your waist and his hand on your hip, rubbing it. You pull his hand off and slide a bit away from him.

What? Did I do something wrong?

It’s embarrassing.” You quietly say.

You said you like it though, so I’m doing it.

I know, but it’s like everyone is judging.

He gave you a ‘really’ look. “Y/n, it’s dark out and there’s barely any people around. Also, I’m pretty sure no one cares anyway.

Still.

He grabs your face and starts putting kisses all over it.

Ah! Xiumin! No!

He finally stops. “See? That wasn’t too bad, and no one cared.

It was pretty bad. Don’t do that again.” He grabs your face and starts kissing it again. “Xiumin! No!

Originally posted by meadowgal

Suho:

When you moved into your new apartment, you gave Suho a key so he can come visit any time he wants. Doing so, you also told him how much you wanted more skinship.

You heard him come in, waking you up.

Suho?

He opened your door. “Hey baby.

You looked over at your clock, groaning after seeing how early it was. “Why so early?

He walked over, and crawled on top of you. “Because, I wanted to visit you before I went to practice. I also got you some breakfast, I put it in your fridge.

Ooh, nice.

Suho laughed. “Well, I should probably get going.” He gave you a kiss on your forehead and squeezed your thigh.

Just a bit longer please, since you woke me up.” You pouted.

A smile spread onto his face. “I guess I could stay a bit longer.

Originally posted by veriloquentmind

Lay:

You and Lay were making food in your apartment. He was going to kiss your temple, until you ducked away.

His expression turned concerned. “Are you mad at me?

No.

..Then what’s wrong?

Nothing.” You continued to chop vegetables.

Well, why did you dodge my kiss then?

I don’t know..

You told me you liked that kind of stuff.

I know, but..

But what? Are you too shy?

Maybe..

Y/n, you shouldn’t be shy to do skinship with me. Okay? It’s perfectly fine, and I like to touch you.

You stopped chopping for a second. “That sounds kind of weird.

He smiled and giggled a bit. “Sorry, but I do.” 

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

Baekhyun:

As you were getting ready in the bathroom, Baekhyun went up behind you to give you a hug.

Do you still have to take a shower?” He wiggled his eyebrows.

Oh my goodness, Baekhyun!” You pushed him off of you.

What? I’m giving you skinship!

You always make it weird! Like last time, you asked me if I needed help taking off my clothes.

I’m just trying to help Y/n.

You’re just being a pervert.

He smirked. “Maybe.. Now, about that shower?

Baekhyun! Leave!

Originally posted by mochibaeks

Chen:

You wanted to have more skinship with Chen, but were always too nervous and shy to tell him.

You were both sitting on a couch watching a movie. When it ended, you decided to ask him about it.

Hey Chen?

He let out a tired “Yeah?

Uh.. I have something to ask you.

You had more of his attention now. “Okay, go ahead.

Canwedomoreskinship?

Chen laughed. “What? Slow down!

Can we, maybe I don’t know.. have more.. skinship?

He smiled. “Of course!” He pulled you into a tight hug.

You’re suffocating me.” You said, your words being muffled with your face in his sweatshirt.

Shhh, enjoy it.

Chen!

*pretend you are Kai

Originally posted by chainkly

Chanyeol:

Chanyeol never did a lot of skinship in public, being so shy. He would give you all of his love at home though.

As you were about to slip into sleep, you heard the bedroom door creak open.

Chanyeol?” You croaked out.

Did I wake you up?

No, I was about to go to bed though.

Oh, sorry.” He slipped into the other side of the bed. Chanyeol curled his arm around your waist, pulling you into him. He kissed your shoulder. “I love you.

I love you too.

Originally posted by yeollovemebaek

D.O.:

Before he was leaving, he went to give you a hug.

Why so stiff? Y/n?

I don’t know.. I just kind of feel uncomfortable.

Why? I thought you wanted this stuff.

I feel like you are.. kind of forcing yourself. That’s all.

I’m doing it because you like it, I don’t mind. I don’t force myself. Also, the only person I like to have skinship with, is you.

A cheesy smile appeared on your face. “That’s nice.

He laughed a bit, his lips forming into a heart shape. “Yes. Very nice.

Originally posted by visual-jongdae

Kai:

You were about to rush out of the door, since you were running late. You yanked open the door and grabbed your jacket. “Bye Kai! Love you!

What?! Y/n, wait!

You poked your head back in. “What?

You can’t leave without a hug.” He smiled.

Uh.. Yes, I can.” You started run, but he pulled you back in.

Goodbye Y/n.” He kissed your forehead.

Bye Kai.” He still held onto you. “Come on! I’m already running late!

A grin spread across his face, and he let go. “Fine.

Thank you!

Originally posted by dazzlingkai

Sehun:

You told Sehun yesterday that would like more skinship, and he acted pretty casual about it.

You guys were walking through town, trying to find a restaurant to eat at. You felt a bit isolated from him, so you slipped your hand into his. He immediately pulled his from your’s, making your stomach drop and mind freeze up.

Before you had time too get really upset, Sehun wrapped his arm around you and tugged you hard to his side.

Ah!” You almost tripped over your feet, not being prepared for the sudden action.

You clung onto him for a second, trying to steady yourself. You started to laugh. Sehun didn’t say anything, but there was a smile on his face.

Originally posted by huntertainment

Haven’t seen you here before

Originally posted by seaside-stars

Character: Harry hook x reader

Requested: yep! fav request so far!

Warnings: none really, jealous Harry?

A/N: I loved writing this sm.

You arrived at the isle, hoping out of the limo. Chewing your gum with your mouth open until the limo driver commented on it.

“ you know, this is probably one of the reasons he sent you here ” he rolled his eyes, dropped off your bags and got back in the limo.

“ yeah because he sent me here because of gum! ” you yelled as he drove away, out of the isle. Great.

You walk around, trying to figure out where you even are suppose to stay. so isle girls can go good but good girls can’t go bad? It’s not your fault you had more fun causing trouble.

“ haven’t seen you here before ” you heard a guy say, his accent could make you melt to your feet.

“ because I just arrived here ” You replied, turning behind you. Damn he was attractive.

“ I’m sorry? ” he said confused.

“ hi! I’m the daughter of the famous Maui and he decided to send me here because I rather make trouble then be some preppy chick ” you said, turning your head and smiling.

“ well I definitely would never mistake you as a preppy princess ” he said and started chucking.

“ I’m harry, Harry Hook. I know your dad’s name but what’s your name? ” he asks.

“ y/n ” you smiled back.

“ where you headed off too? ”

“ well, I have no idea. It’s not like he would give me a place to stay. He’s to pissed I rather be evil ” you sigh, shaking your head.

“ you can stay with me? I live alone anyway. I use to live with my dad but I moved out, he got to much to handle ” he told you.

“ yes, the famous Captain Hook. About staying with you.. I honestly have no where else to go so let’s do it” so you agreed. You guys started walking to his place.

“ so what got you to not being good? ” he finally asks, breaking the silence.

“ I mean, I never was a fan of it. I always was breaking something, being rude and he always hated it. He knew someday he would have to send me here and he had no problem with that. You have to do what you have to do ” you replied.

“ wow, never met somebody like you before. ” He replied, looking straight.

“ well today is your lucky day then ” you giggled, looking over at him.

“ you still laugh like a preppy girl though don’t cha think? ” he chucked. It made you blush.

“ and we are here! ” he said, stoping at an apartment.

“ it looks like an apartment but trust me, it’s not ” you guys walked in.

“ it’s nice ” you replied.

“ I mean, I guess it is for a place on the isle. Anyways there is only one bed so I’ll sleep downstairs ” He replied.

“ don’t be silly, I’ll sleep on the couch. Or we can share the bed? ” you decided to say, trying not to blush.

“ yeah that works ” he agreed.

“ well I’m gonna head to my job! You can do whatever you please, it is the isle after all ” he said smirking before heading out.

You decided to walk through the isle, looking at everything.

“ hey you’re new here ” A guy said, putting an arm around your shoulder.

“ I am, you are? ” you asked, raising an eyebrow.

“ Peter, Peter Pan! The famous kid who never grows up and decided to be evil ” he replied.

“ well looks like we both switched to this side, I’m daughter of Maui but let’s just say he didn’t want an evil kid ” you replied, kinda laughing.

“ intense ” you guys walked with his arm still around your shoulder.

“ Peter ” you heard Harry behind you. You both turned around.

“ hey there buddy! Did you meet the gorgeous new girl ? ” He asked him.

“ she’s not a toy to play with like all the other girls, she’s with me. ” Harry grabbed your hand and pulled you off.

“ bye Pan! ” You yelled back.

“ love the nickname! ” you heard him and giggled.



You arrived at hooks place, he hasn’t said a word.

“ listen- I don’t know why you’re angry ” You started to talk to him and he cut you off.

“ I’m not angry! You just shouldn’t hang around him he’s a flirt and he’ll just use you ” Harry said, not even looking at you.

“ he’s hot and seems pretty chill plus you said I could do whatever I want ” you told him, smirking.

“ you deserve better ” he walks up to you, you guys are inches apart.

“ you’re right. ” you replied, moving closer to him. You smash your lips on his and he starts kissing back.

“ was this what you meant? ” you smirk.

“ of course” he replied, pressing his lips back to yours.

iconic jikook/kookmin phrases

okay, so, i’ll be listing some of my favorite jk/km phrases that in >>my opinion<< are truly iconic. i won’t explain or anything, just leave it here for personal interpretations…

1. if i was a girl, i would date a guy like jimin-hyung. — jjk (only if you were a girl right? lmao okay)

2. jimin’s eyes are so pretty. — jjk

3. i can’t resist jungkook. — pjm

4. let’s go baby. — jjk (OKAY SO THIS IS A FUCKING TRULY LEGENDARY MOMENT FIGHT ME ON THIS)

5. jimin-hyung’s toes are… cute. — jjk

6. jimin-hyung is so different, so unique. — jjk

7. this feels like jungkook’s butt. — pjm

8. are you happy because of me? — pjm

9. handsome even without makeup. — jjk (i bet jimin’s heart skipped a beat tbh)

10. as expected, jimin-hyung is the best. — jjk

11. my mo… my mochi. — jjk

12. oh, what a sexy expression. oh, i want you (x283824). — jjk

13. when he smiles, his eyes are so pretty. — jjk

14. jungkook and i are in a love relationship. — pjm

15. if it’s sexy, it’s jiminie-hyung. — jjk

16. i can’t live anymore because of you. — pjm

17. jIMIN JIMIN JIMINIE. — jjk

18. why is jimin-hyung so handsome? — jjk

19. in the future, i’ll be your boyfriend. — jjk

20. the person who makes me happy is jungkook. — pjm

21. he’s the most charming guy in our team. — jjk

22. you marry me. — jjk

23. everyone, jungkookie hugs me to sleep. — pjm (OKAY I’M STILL NOT OVER IT PROBABLY NEVER GONNA BE)

24. i’m cold like that because i like hyung too much. — jjk

25. everytime i pretend to sleep i can hear jungkook saying “i love you, hyung”. — pjm

the conclusion is: jungkook is so thirsty for jimin. and they are a whole couple. bye

13 Going on 30 (Part 4)

Summary: When your 13th birthday party goes awry, and you make a life changing wish - you wake up to discover you’ve flash forwarded 17 years ahead.

A/N: Shit gets real in this part. Lemme know what you guys thought about for this one! also yes ma’am let’s admire the beauty of this gif

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

@spidweeb you’re an absolute saint, and thank you again for all the help. 

Originally posted by mylastlove-mylastsong

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top 20 degrassi characters (as voted by my followers): #16. Marco Del Rossi

“Even strangers know, Spin. Last night wasn’t about my shoes. Those guys, they knew… and they bashed me because they hated it, just like you do.”

Naive: Intro

A/N: Hey guys! So I’ve been dying to do a mini series reader insert story for a while! I got this idea while I was reading some Tony/Daughter fics and I thought I’d put my own little spin on it. I really hope you guys are able to connect with this, I picked her moms name just because I thought it flowed better to actually have a name instead of putting something like (your moms name) everytime she’s talked about!

Word count: 1k+

Warnings: Disclaimer- I have the dirtiest vocabulary and my stories will probably always have cursing in them. Other then that this chapter was pretty vanilla!

Summary: As the goddaughter of Tony Stark you were no stranger to the Avengers, but when you meet the newest member- you’re a little more then intrigued. Unfortunately for him, Bucky Barnes has caught your eye.

💘💘💘💘💘

There weren’t many things that Tony Stark truly got excited about. Actually, he could tick them off on the fingers on one hand. New scientific discoveries, adding to his classic car collection(but only when it was a real timeless model, something he really had to hunt for), Pepper looking at wedding dresses- and you.

His god daughter was always something he could gush, embarrassingly, about. About how you’d graduated from college with top grades because obviously any god daughter of his was a fucking genius. About how you’d spent the summer in Europe, he’d laughed and showed your videos of Amsterdam to the team repeatedly. About how beautiful you we’re cause god damn it, you looked just like your mom, just like his late best friend and he could never get over it. But what seemed to be all he could talk about lately, was the fact that you we’re moving to New York.

“Finally, I’ve been trying telling her that the only way she’s getting any where with that degree is in this city” Tony had sighed to Pepper. Really, he’d been desperately attempting to convince you to come stay with him ever since the funeral three years ago. “I told her she might as well move into the Tower, since rent is so fucking insane here”

Even though he refused to think of it this way; the truth of it is that you we’re the only link he had left to Jamie, and trying to accept that his best friend of thirty years was gone was something he just couldn’t accept. The three years she had been dead hadn’t done anything to sway that. He still expected a phone call from her. Still expected to hear her bitching at him and worrying about him being the only one he’d ever really been able to count on.

Isn’t it sad? What he’d give to hear your mother bitching at him again?

It was highly amusing, watching the usually snarky Stark wade knee deep through not only wedding plans, but renovation plans for the entire fifteenth floor for the last month.

“Hey Nat, do you think this rug goes with these throw pillows? Or is it too much fur? This kid loves faux fur, what is she a Gotti?!” Tony had been barraging everyone with questions like this, trying to get his “graduation present” ready for you without you finding out about it or being able to put your input into it was hard. But would he ever admit he’d bitten off more then he could chew?

Hell no.

“No, it actually looks really sheik with the geometric gold table. Y/N’s gonna love it” Natasha had reassured, trying to hide her smirking laughter by taking a drink from her mug.

If Tony had noticed she was slightly making fun of him he didn’t say anything, he just went back to fretting, threating some interior designer on his iPhone.

“Between the wedding and Y/N’s homecoming, he’s going to run himself bankrupt” Sam snorts, from the table. Where he sits with Steve and Bucky.

It had been an… odd few months. The team was back together after the whole Sokovian Accords fiasco- but they we’re all still trying to figure out how to mesh right again. Tony being as distracted as he was had been some kind of god send, had given everyone some room to find their place.

Bucky, for one, was happy that the Billionaire’s mind seemed to be pulled in all different directions. It kept Tony from focusing all the hate on him. Because even though it was unspoken, and Tony had agreed to have him join the team- only after Steve gave the ultimatum that the two we’re a packaged deal- everyone with eyes could see the tension was still there. The way that Tony would never really meet his eyes.

Bucky couldn’t blame him. He’d done…what he’d done and Tony had every right to hold a grudge.

It didn’t make it anyless uncomfortable living in the mans house though.

“I don’t think that’s possible” Natasha reasons.

“You’re right. The man pockets are fuckin’ bottomless . Lucky bastard” Sam swirls his protein shake.

“He’s seems happy, which is good. A happy Tony trumps an unhappy one any day” Steve points out. Steve knew what the consequences of unhappy Tony looked like. The drinking, the downward spiral.

“He really loves this kid, huh? Who is she again? His goddaughter, right?” Bucky inquires, his eye brow raised.

“Yeah, her mom was his best friend, he’s always spoiled her rotten” Steve chuckled a little “She’s a real good girl though. A bit of a spitfire, but the sweetest thing once you get to know her”

Bucky’s eyebrow raises even higher at the way Steve regards the girl. The small smile on his best friends face as he talks about her.

“Really? You sound like you’re a little sweet on her, punk. What is she some kind of grade A dime piece?” Bucky teases, expecting the rest of them to at least smile at his sharp joke. When his laughter is the only one that rings through the kitchen his nose quirks “What?…I was just kidding”

Why we’re the three of them looking at him like that?

“Nah, don’t joke around like that, man. Not if you value your thawed out ass” Sam’s tone is warning.

“What?”

“Tony is really protective of her, like real protective. If he caught any of us lookin’ at her like that he’d fire us” Steve’s tone matches Sam’s. Total seriousness.

“Screw firing you, He’d toss you through one of the windows and watch your body hit the cement is what he’d do. Y/N is a hundred percent off limits. Head this warning” Natasha gives him the little “I’m watching you” signal with her fingers before she walks out of the communal kitchens.

“You guys cant be serious” Bucky scoffs, a small smirk on his face. The reaction they all seemed to have about his little joke was entertaining…“Wait? You didn’t try anything with her, did you, Steve?”

That tell tale blush creeps up Steve’s neck and Bucky shakes his head. That little horn dog he’d grown up with was still there, under the righteous Captain America mask he wore.

“It’s not even like that. She’s just- a little flirt. You’ll see” Steve sputters, trying to defend himself.

“She really is. She’s probably one of the most charming people I’ve ever met in my whole life” Sam laughs in agreement “I’m just not the one who got caught cuddling with her on the couch in the middle of the night”

Bucky gives Steve a shit eating grin as the blonde gets even redder.

“Fuck you, Sam-”

“Oh woah, Cap. Watch your language!” Sam and Bucky are both laughing at Steve’s total dismay and the broad shouldered man gets up from the table.

“Yeah, yeah laugh it up. Tony threw me through a wall for that. I could have been killed!” Steve exclaims, walking away from the men who just seem to laugh louder
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You’d never been a morning person and you walked through the air plane ramp in a little bit of a daze, balancing your tote and your laptop bag on each shoulder.

Why you’d chosen to take a 5am flight was now a foreign thought to you as you make your way through the crowds of people, just wanting to find Tony, get to the Tower and sleep for a sold twenty four hours.

Your phone chirps and you look down at the screen.

Tony calling blinked in bright lettering on the iPhone and you your thumb across it, answering it, not able to keep the large smile off of your face.

“Hey Tony!” Your voice is excited and your mood instantly lifted.

“Hey kiddo, how was the flight?” Tony’s smooth voice comes from the receiver.

“It was okay, I tried to knock myself out but couldn’t. Since when are airplane cocktails so weak?” You tease, your eyes desperately scanning for a Starbucks. You knew JFK International Airport had to be littered with them. You could practically smell the sweet, sweet caffeine beckoning you.

“I’ll have to file a formal complaint. We didn’t pay extra for first class for nothing” Tony uses his best ‘haughty taught white soccer mom, I want to speak to your manager’ voice and you cant help but laugh “But listen, I was going to come pick you up myself but the whole team got called into this spur of the moment meeting. I would try to ditch it but it’s with the director of the secret service so I don’t see myself getting out of this-”

Tony rambles, his voice so apologetic its almost pathetic.

Had you been hyped for him to be waiting for you at baggage claim like he’d always done when you we’re younger? Yeah, but you we’re an adult now. You didn’t need him feeling bad for things he couldn’t control.

“Tino stop!” You laugh, using the nickname you’d always had for him “It’s fine, I promise. I’m a big girl. I’m just going to find a Starbucks and caffeinate and then I’ll grab a cab, okay?” You reason with him.

“Uh, no. Find your coffee but Peppers waiting for you at baggage claim and you guys will take a car back. A cab- Cab? Who do you think I am?” You roll your eyes at your god fathers ever flamboyant nature.

“Alright, I’ll text you when I find her. She still like’s skinny white chocolate mocha’s right?” You question “Have fun at your meeting, see ya’ soon Tino! Love you”

“Bye kid, love you”

After grabbing a pair of venti drinks; a triple shot Pink Drink for you and Peppers white chocolate mocha you maneuver yourself through JFK, down escalators and around the travelers that seemed to forget their manners in the hustle of traveling. Your shoulder get’s bumped more then once.

You know you’re a bigger girl, shorter and wider then most but could they at least say sorry!

“Dick!” You hiss at the man who’d almost knocked the coffee out of your hand.

All of the irritation is let off your shoulders when you see Pepper standing tall, a sign in her hands that had your name scrolled on it prettily.

Jeeze.

You’d missed her. You realize, you hadn’t been in New York since your mom…

“Y/N!” She calls for you, grinning widely and you power walk to the red head, nearly bouncing with happiness as you get to her.

“Pepper!” You cry joyously as you hug her, well as much of a hug as you could give her with your hands so full. It’s mostly just you leaning into her as she wraps her arms around you.

“Oh my god, look at you! Look at your hair! You look so goregous” Pepper fawns over you, cupping the side of your head and looking down at you with dancing eyes.

She couldn’t believe how…old you looked. In her mind you’d always be the cute, chubby twelve year old with long curly pig tails. And yet here you were, looking like a grown woman.

“You’re making me feel so old right now” she admits, only half teasing and you roll your eyes.

“Oh shut up. You know you’re still hot. Here, this is for you” you hand her the latte and she gives you a soft look. You were still a sweetheart.

“Now let me see the rock!” You exclaim and she waves her ring finger at you as you two begin to make your way to the car, both of you giggling- your squeals earning you some side ways looks.

You couldn’t remember the last time you were so happy.

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I’m so excited for this story y'all! If you wanted to be tagged in the next chapter just ask!😬😬😬

https://xgminigypsy.tumblr.com/post/166573773564/naive-part-1 PART ONE

https://xgminigypsy.tumblr.com/post/166595772104/naive-part-2 PART TWO

https://xgminigypsy.tumblr.com/post/166629591854/naive-part-3 PART THREE



Originally posted by i-am-a-lucky-artefact

Marauders Playlists!!!

Just some songs that I think each other Marauders would have loved, and songs that I associate with them!  These are all late 60s / 70s / early 80s but if you guys want I can totally do a modern version too!

James Potter:

Sirius Black:

Remus Lupin:

Peter Pettigrew:

Lily Evans:

Feel free to reblog with any additions! :D 

Cait :) 

Walter Strickler: AKA A Number on Jim’s Speed Dial

AKA: Strickler’s hatred for human technology is quickly rectified by the amazing advances that the cell phone has brought him.

AKA: Family group chat.


So sue me. I want to see Walter Strickler called when Jim is stuck. When he’s in the world of the trolls with no help or aid. When he’s bleeding, trapped, sick. And he knows calling his mother would be no help.

So sue me. I want to know how that call would go.

So sue me. I want to see Jim collapsing at home, because he was cut by a creature with poisonous barbs and never thought to tell his mother. Because Strickler actually knows how to help him. Because even after he’s doing better, Strickler insists they all stay up together, and they sit on the cold bathroom floor playing monopoly to pass the time, waiting to see if the poison has set or if Jim will be better by the morning (he will be. but god the lectures might kill him again).

So sue me, I want to see Walt calling Jim with technilogical questions because how does this thing work, your friends make it look so easy!

So sue me. I want to see Jim giving Strickler his number because he trusts him, even if he might not say it out loud.

So sue me. I want to see Jim edit Strickler’s phone number and retype “dad” into the vacant box.

So sue me. I want to see Strickler texting one Jim throughout the day. Good luck on the test. I packed your favorite for lunch. Don’t tell your mother, but I replaced the fridge. What does LOL mean?

So sue me. I want Strickler to learn what emoticons are. And I want him to use ones that are completely inappropriate for the situation at hand.

So sue me if I want them to have a family group chat where they actively nag each other with odd nicknames and funny jokes. Where these nerds are broken and dysfunctional, but god, they’re so happy.

So sue me. I want Strickler, the Changeling, to have a happy family. One that he invaded. But one that is all his.


Jim: Hey, just checking in!

Strickler: ?

Jim: The big exhibit was today! Mom and I are coming to the opening tonight.

Strickler: You remembered that, and yet you can’t remember the simple facts I gave you in my class.

Jim: Of course.

Jim: Those were boring.

Strickler: >:(

Barbara: Can’t wait for tonight!

Strickler: Wear that new dress. You look edible in it.

Barbara: Darling!

Jim: Ew. Stop. You guys are gross.

Strickler: And you’re weak willed.

Jim: Teachers looking. Gotta run.

Barbara: Bye sweetie. See you tonight.

Jim: Bye mom.

Jim:

Jim: bye dad.

Strickler: [has signed off]

(he had to sit in his office and breathe into a paper bag for about ten minutes to regain his sense of self. it didn’t work. he’s still flustered and pleased as hell.)

(he loves his weird family.)

  • Harry: You know, when you told me you'd teach me a lesson by "marking your territory", I have to say I had something completely different in mind.
  • Draco: Did you honestly think I would reward you for your treachery?
  • Harry, sighs defeatedly: What's it say?
  • Draco, peers over the tattoo with a satisfied smirk: "Sole Property of Draco Malfoy"