but i still have to post

How Dan and Phil probably broke up #46
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Michelle Dumont  daughter of Minor by me and Victor by @ninjaofthepurplethings

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The Saint Seiya Illustration project is finished \(;u;)/

It was a lot of screaming and crying and too many roses/backgrounds in general. Everyone who follows me on Twitter has seen my suffering during that time xD I’m happy and sad that this project is now finished. There were a lot of unfinished doodles of other characters as well but for some reasons I couldn’t finish them. Forgive me haha 

Anyway, the suffering is over. I’m never going to draw roses again and I still hate backgrounds more than anything else.

Guardian tag

Rules: This is for your guardienne. Fill with what your Guardienne could answer (if you have more than one OC then please feel free to do as Manu of these as you want!)

I was tagged by @amauruss thanks for tagging me

Tag more than 6 ppl : @incorrecteldarya @mcl-pauly @vyxens-mcl-eldarya @eldarya-love @eldaguardian @eldaryavibez

i have two ocs so i will fill this in third person 

Name (or if she has a nickname) : Mei, she doesn’t have a nickname and Elina she goes by Elie 

Gender : female

What race is she (faeries/Human/ or something in between : Mei is100% human, Elina is a witch 

What guard is she in? : Both are in the Absynthe Guard but Mei mostly helps the Obsidian guard because she can’t understand alchemy at all and just loves fighting 

Which Companion does she have? : Both have Ciralaks and both of them are males 

Favourite food : Mei loves all types of seafood, Elina loves sweets and especially cookies

Favourite Color : Mei likes blue and black, Elina doesn’t have a favourite color she likes everything except orange

Crush (and why) : Elina’s crush is Valkyon because she likes quiet people that don’t get bothered by long periodes of awkward silence and she likes boys with soft hair in general, Mei has a crush on Ewelein but she kinda likes Ezarel too and since she doesn’t like getting herself into complicated situations she just ignores her love life and tries to avoid talking about it

Describe Yourself in 5 words : Elina would describe herself: as shy, strong, confident, pushy, and bossy as for Mei: lazy, reckless, loyal, possesive, self-conscious

What does she like to do in her free time? : Elina explores the forest and helps Kero and Ykhar sometimes with paper work, Mei takes naps and play with her familiar and sometimes she helps jamon to train the members of the guard

What does she think of the Human World? :

Mei gets homesick often although she had some rough times in the human world, her sister and friends and other people she treasures are there and she misses them, Mei too misses her parents and friends

What your Guardienne looks like : 

Mei:


Elina:

I’m having bypass surgery tomorrow. So I won’t be posting much over the next week or so. If you’re a mutual and feel like PMing me goofy pics and the like, please do.. i won’t be able to see them until i get back home, but I’ll still need cheering up then too. Love to all, Dave

anonymous asked:

Hi! Now that Darren has started to film America Crime Story, you do know that he is only playing a character. He is not actually going to kill people and be a psychotic murderer. The blood is going to be F-A-K-E blood. I feel better if I warn you of these since your sense of reality seems to be upside down and you still think that the actors who played Kurt and Blaine are in a relationship.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You all see This?

This poor dear just honestly came into an actress’s inbox with this foolishness.

😂😂😂😂😂

I can’t even.

However nomie, you did just provide much needed entertainment on set.

Thank you.

I really don’t have anything else to say because this was just foolish. I’ve looked back over the blog and i have yet to see one post where I say I’m a ccer one way or another. You know what they say about assumptions right??? l like to call myself antibullshit. Sheesh you show beardy a beardy and people make all these assumptions

new theme and new icon, and i basically cleared out the majority of the cc i did have installed. i still don’t really know what i want to be posting at the moment. thanks for sticking with me while my blog is kind of a mess 

So Dark - A Sirius Black Imagine

Originally posted by xtoniantonioux


First of all, I’d like to say, I never hoped I’d get so many feedback on my first imagine. You guys are incredible. I decided to post the imagine where Y/N learns that Sirius got into Azkaban after he betrayed James and Lily, like mentioned in my previous imagine. 

Warnings : Angst, sadness? Mention of unplanned pregnancy.

Also : take note that my native language isn’t english :) thank you


They’d find a way, Y/N thought. They always had found a way before. She supposed she could have done better for Sirius. She could have been a better girlfriend. It’s true she never built the courage to tell her parents she was still seeing him. That she loved him and that they were in a strong and serious relationship for a few years. She was an adult now, but how young she felt when she wanted to tell her parents that the relationship they strongly forbid was going on strong still. And that when she’d sneak at night, she was not with friends; she was with him. Y/N looked one last time at the white piece of plastic laying on the surface of her desk and threw it in one of the pocket of her coat. Sirius would want a concrete proof. She was already imagining him throwing is hands everywhere, looking at her with big eyes. Running all around with the pregnancy test in his hands where two vertical lines were flashing. She stood on her front door. She knew he’d be mad for visiting when it wasn’t planned. Usually, he’d be so protective in those dark times that he’d wait for her at the corner of the street. He wouldn’t like the idea that she went to his flat all by herself. But she had to. She couldn’t be alone with her thoughts anymore. Y/N got out of her house and started to walk slowly. The autumn fresh air was caressing her cheeks as she wandered the streets. Strangely, she felt safe. Families were walking around, passing from houses to houses, trick or treating. She’d see little girls dressed as witches, which made her laugh. She never really liked children, she felt awkward with them, but something made her daydream about the one she’d have with Sirius. He would be so overprotective of their kid. But he’d be a great dad. The kind of father that’d be dressing the baby as the weirdest costumes at Halloween just for a good laugh. Maybe the tiny human she was carrying now would be best friend with Harry, like Sirius and James were, even if there would be a small age gap between them. Yeah, everything would be fine. She’d tell Sirius, then she’d tell her parents. They would fight that damned war and they would live a happy life, the three of them. She was so lost in her thoughts that she didn’t realise she was now in front of Sirius’ apartment. She found it odd that his motorcycle wasn’t parked in sight. She just wished he wasn’t out for the Order. He’d always tell her when he left for a mission. And she hated it, each time, they’d say goodbye like it was the last time they saw each other. She would feel so nervous until he’d be back. Sirius was probably just wandering around, doing errands. She’d surprise him. Y/N took the key of Sirius’ flat in her pocket and climbed the narrow staircase leading to it. Once on the third floor, she looked at the closed door. Her heart was racing, what if she was making a mistake? What if he would react badly? Maybe telling him right now wasn’t a good idea. Maybe she needed to process the whole thing on her own before telling him. She felt so lost. She sighed, Y/N needed to find the courage to tell him. The sooner he’d knew, the better they’d be able to plan the future. Y/N slipped the key into the lock. Odd, she thought again, the door wasn’t locked. And Sirius never forgot to lock the door. 

She stepped into the pitch black apartment when a burst of red light flew to her, missing her chest by an inch. 

‘Black, what the hell! It’s me!’ she said, protecting instinctively her belly. 

‘Y/N?’ shouted a voice she recognized. 

It wasn’t Sirius’. She frowned her eyebrows at the emaciated figure standing in front of her. Remus was looking more tired than ever, the green of his irises contrasted with his irritated red eyes. She was used to see him not in the best shape, but this time he really looked like he could use a good night sleep.

 'Remus? What are you doing here? Where’s Sirius?’ she asked, worried. 

It had been a certain time since Remus had visited his friend. Y/N remembered how Sirius told her he didn’t know if he trusted him anymore. It was breaking her heart, seeing those long-time friends getting away from each other . Suddenly, a strange feeling got to her chest as she felt threatened. Y/N discreetly put her hand around the wand hidden in her pocket. 

 'Remus? Can you answer me?' 

He looked at her with a blank face. He didn’t know what to say. Obviously, something was going on in the back of his mind. Was he there to hurt Sirius, was he waiting for him? She was relieved Sirius’ motorbike wasn’t outside, which meant he wasn’t home. But now, she had to deal with Remus all by herself. Just like she feared, he pointed his wand to her chest. 

'Did you know?’ he asked, his voice trembling.  

Y/N made a confused grin. 

'Remus, I’m asking again, what are you-’

'Answer me!’ he shouted. 

Y/N was scared now, she had never seen Remus angry before. She started to panic, what was happening? 

'Know what? What is going on?’ 

Remus was now shaking his head as tears flowed down his face. 

‘He didn’t tell you his plan, then?’ he said sadly. 

Y/N’s heart began to race. Something was wrong, very wrong. Was Sirius hurt?

‘Which plan? Remus, could you be clearer? Where’s Sirius? Is he alright?’ she cried. 

Remus put his hand on his face in desperation and lowed his wand. He sat on the couch near him and sighed heavily, hiding is scarred face . Y/N’s body was feeling weaker. Remus looked at her, tears flowing his face more and more.

‘Ja-‘ he began to say, but his voice broke. 

Y/N’s eyes widened. She sat next to him and waited patiently until he was ready to talk again. He looked in her eyes again. 

‘James and Lily got killed tonight…’ he said, almost in silence. 

That would be a joke. A horrible joke. This wasn’t funny. Y/N’s mouth opened to say something, she was ready to laugh, to be told it was just a trick, being used to the marauders putting prank after prank. But Remus didn’t have any life in his eyes. Sirius wasn’t there to surprise her with a bark like laugh. She was waiting for him to appear in the doorway any moment now. She couldn’t talk. ‘He got us all mistaken… they trusted him and he betrayed them… I can’t believe it!’ cried Remus in his hands.

‘What about Harry, is he safe? Is he with Sirius?’asked Y/N, feeling so shocked she couldn’t move. 

Remus stared blankly at his knees. 

‘Remus!’ shouted Y/N, on the verge of losing her mind. 

‘Harry is okay’ he replied, his voice breaking down. ‘Voldemort is gone’ he continued. 

Y/N’s heart was beating fast. Was this war finally over? How could it have happened? Lily and James couldn’t be dead, they couldn’t be gone. How would Sirius live with himself without his best friend, his brother? Would they be strong enough to raise Harry on their own? 

‘I need to find Sirius’ she said, getting up in a hurry. Remus stood up and faced her. He put is hands on her shoulders. 

‘Y/N, there’s something you don’t understand’ he sighed, crying. She looked at him. 

‘Sirius he… he was the secret keeper.’ 

‘Okay…’ she replied, not knowing where Remus was going with that. 

‘Voldemort found James and Lily because Sirius told him the truth…’ 

Y/N began to laugh nervously. 

‘He can’t have, Remus. You know him. He loves – loved -, James and Lily more than anything.’ 

‘Y/N…’ Remus sighed. ‘He killed Peter too.’ 

There was a long silence. She closed her eyes. 

‘What are you talking about?’ she finally answered, confused. 

‘Sirius, he killed a dozen muggles on the streets, along with Peter.’

‘Remus, be reasonable!’ she shouted. ‘Sirius wouldn’t hurt anybody! Where is he? I need to see him!’ 

Her ears started buzzing, her vision started to fade away. Everything seemed to be in a blurry. She felt tears running to her eyes but she couldn’t shed them. She stared as Remus, waiting for his answer. 

‘At this hour, he’s probably already in Azkaban.’ 

Only the mention of the name gave her the shivers. He couldn’t be there. Not the laughing, funny, overreacting Sirius she knew. Not the man with the never ending smirk she loved so much. Sirius Black couldn’t be in that horrible place. This was a mistake. He didn’t belong there. He belonged with her, she needed to be there for him. He was supposed to be crying in her arms at the lost of his best friend. They were supposed to comfort Harry together. She was supposed to tell him that he had done everything to protect his friends. They were supposed to be together. She started to walk to the doorway. 

‘You won’t find him, Y/N’ sighed Remus. ‘He’s gone for good. He betrayed them. It’s over.’ 

She looked at her friend blankly. 

‘You’re wrong’ she replied. 

She closed the door behind her and walked slowly, almost in a trance. Once outside, she breathed the cold air of the night. It was freezing now, or that’s what she thought. She looked for Sirius’ motorbike. He would come back in the street any minute now, removing his helmet and smiling sadly at her. They’d hug and they’d cry together. But she stood in the middle of the deserted street, waiting for the sound of the growing motor from distance. Tears started running down her face. She put back her wand in her pocket when she touched the plastic stick that was there. The two pink lines were flashing in her mind. Hope started to leave her body as she looked all around her. The sky was clearer, the moon shone bright over her head. Everything was so colourful now, but so dark as well. 

Jashi and the Antis

Okay, so since this is apparently still a problem within part of the Samurai Jack fandom, I feel the need to speak out about this again. First of all, for the love of God, PLEASE stop arguing over the damn ship! It’s just a small part of a much bigger story that is amazing and all of you need to stop fighting and harassing each other over it!

Lately I’ve been seeing a few posts talking about how anti-Jashi shippers are getting sick of seeing Jashi everywhere, as in like they’re going to have a mental breakdown if they see it again and saying that they’re being tormented by Jashi shippers. And at that all I can do is give a blank look at my screen and go… “Really?” You’re really going to let a fictional pairing that has nothing to do with you at all in real life affect you THAT much? You people do realize that the show is Genndy’s vision and whatever happens in it doesn’t pertain to real life situations? It just completely boggles my mind that some people on this site can’t distinguish reality from fiction. I mean really just block the Jashi tag if you feel that strongly about it, no one’s forcing you to look at the Jashi content (though it feels like some of you are just to spew hate at us).

Also on the “JaSHi SHipPErs aRe bEiNg BULLIES aND TheY NeVEr sHUt uP!!1!” things I’ve been seeing around… Okay first of all, if this is about the Phil Lamarr thing, he even said that he wasn’t confirming anything, just correcting people on the internet (that Ashi wasn’t a minor and that Jack isn’t an old man, FYI, so please, antis, stop using those BS excuses), but shippers are still allowed to get excited about it and share that if they want, you would definitely do the same if it was your OTP. And for the next thing, literally the only time I’ve seen Jashi shippers argue against antis was when the antis insulted them on a post the shippers made, or on their own post insulting the shippers, which in my opinion gives them the right to stand up for themselves.

Just, please, PLEASE enough with the fighting. We all enjoy the show, and I truly believe that most Jashi shippers are okay if it doesn’t become canon, it’s just another bonus for us in a show we all love. If it does become canon, though, that’s Genndy’s decision and he felt it was what was best for both Jack and Ashi (who are both clearly their own, well-developed characters who would do just fine on their own,  but have shown to positively affect each other and benefit their own lives by being around each other, which is how a good relationship should be). So again, please no more fighting. If you don’t like Jashi then fine, but please don’t go around saying that the people who do are terrible human beings just because they happen to like a fictional pairing that you don’t, because they have their own, completely valid reasons for shipping it and you have your own, completely valid reasons for not shipping it, and what they ship isn’t a reflection of them as a person, but how you react to others who disagree with you is. You wouldn’t want someone attacking you for liking a pairing that they don’t, so please, enough with the ship wars, let’s just enjoy the show and ship and let ship like rational human beings. I don’t think that’s asking too much.

And to all of the antis who still insist on bullying others for a ship they try to say is morally wrong, please direct your attention to this.

i know it’s kind of a meme in the fandom that viktor thought making A SCENE and greeting yuuri naked in japan but i think that was completely unintentional? which makes it even funnier imo?

allow me to explain

i don’t know exactly how long after yuuri’s video went viral that this scene happens, but it’s safe to say that at least a couple of days passed? perhaps a week or a bit more, even though the anime makes it look like it’s on the next day?

so he’s been avoiding the media for days, keeping his phone off so absolutely nobody’s going to be able to reach him until people forget about this madness 

which means he’s also entirely clueless about the rumors of viktor being his coach

and it makes it so much funnier because we know yuuri’s dad doesn’t know jack shit about figure skating, and viktor doesn’t know how to speak japanese AND IT WAS PROBABLY TOSHIYA WHO FIRST TALKED TO VIKTOR WHEN HE ARRIVED AT YU-TOPIA?

TOSHIYA IF YOU’D ONLY GET INTO YOUR SON’S ROOM, LOOKED AROUND AND DID THE MATH YOU WOULD KNOW

so what has happened was probably something like “i have no idea what you’re saying mr. foreign-dude but you’re probably here for our famous onsen so yes make yourself comfortable” which viktor, tired as fuck from his travel (a long ass flight from st. petersburg to tokyo, probably? plus the train from tokyo to hasetsu?) GLADLY ACCEPTS

hell yeah i’m going to enjoy the fuck out of his hot spring

since yuuri is nowhere to be seen why not take some time to relax after a long travel, am i right

it’s not like viktor would understand if yuuri’s parents were to say “oh yes yuuri is holed up in his bedroom but he’ll come out eventually” so as viktor is pretty sure he found the right place and that yuuri is there he’ll just wait and have a nice soak meanwhile

AND THEN YUURI JUST BARGES INTO THE ROOM WHERE VIKTOR IS BATHING

well, this was not how i had planned this to go but here you are?

AND OF COURSE, STANDING UP WAS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY BUT VIKTOR BASICALLY INVENTED BEING EXTRA AND… LET ME SHOW YOU MY HOT BOD BECAUSE I GOT TO SEE YOUR ALMOST-EVERYTHING AT THE BANQUET SO I THINK IT’S FAIR YOU GET TO SEE ME NOW AM I RIGHT??? 

in viktor’s mind, yuuri is this extroverted, outgoing party animal he got to know at the banquet and was absolutely mesmerized by, so he probably thinks yuuri’s going to be alright with this extra introduction? also knowing yuuri lives and probably worked at the onsen for a while viktor maybe just assumes he’s probably unfazed by nudity?

oh viktor, little did you know

it just gets funnier the more you look into it

lance: sooo… do you have any secret talents

keith: no

shiro: keith memorized the dance AND lyrics to the hoedown throwdown when we were kids :)

keith, thru gritted teeth: SHIRO U WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE

lance: *sweats* d-damn,,,,

Link and his cute Zora bf!

( i will make this into charms soon i think, if enough people are interested! ^ v ^ )

Happy birthday Zen!
Here’s my April Fools’ prank. I promised something spicy but you get fluff instead. I hope you’re not making a sad face. I’m smiling (: 

im korean and i dont insert random “aish”’s and “yah”’s into my otherwise english posts u know why? bc it doesnt make sense and it serves no purpose other than using korean for the sake of using korean. so tell me why u non koreans think u can do it?

when you non korean ppl do this ur using korean just for the sake of using korean, and hence accessoring my language. ur using korean slang that u, as a non korean person, would never really use irl, to try and closer yourself to korean culture and at the end of the day it makes you a koreaboo. ur using my language to accessorize ur posts to seem More Korean when ur not korean at all.

most of u have seemed to grasp the concept that using hangul as a non korean person is appropriation so tell me why i still see so much of korean slang thrown around? do you think that just bc now its in an english translation its suddenly an english word? does changing 오빠 to oppa now suddenly make it an english word? its just as embarassing and racist as using straightup hangul

if you’re going to consume so much korean media then you have an obligation to respect korean culture and korean people as more than just figments of ur dream idol. pretending you’re korean for listening to kpop is not respectful, its not cute, it fetishizes korean people and works against us being treated as complex human beings