but i shouldn't even be on the internet

*taps mic, clears throat*

jeon jungkook is the child locked away in the basement in omelas, and therefore doesn’t have an internet connection and thaT is why he is not tweeting anything

*drops mic and runs away*

  • Karen: Frank, you are the most awesome person I have ever known in my entire life. I vow to protect you. From danger. And I don't care if I have to fight an ultimate fighter, or a bear, or him *points to Daredevil* You're mom. I would take them down. I'm getting mad right now even telling you. I wanna spend the rest of my life, every minute with you, and I am the luckiest woman in Hell's Kitchen.
  • Frank: I guess I kinda hate most things. But I never really seemed to hate you. So I wanna spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?
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I told you already, there’s too many things in the immense world of the Internet, I just get lost in it.

(You spent 4 hours yesterday…watching fucking cats videos!)

But…but…they’re so cute.

(…Why I’ve to deal with this shit.)

[I’m a meme lord, sorry.]

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Sometimes your dream job means you get winched up like a carcass by a taxidermist.

Or buried in a cardboard box in the middle of the woods while your best friend calls you a baby.

Sometimes something comes along that shocks you…

…takes you completely by surprise…

maybe even terrifies you.

Sometimes you get knocked down–hard.

Sometimes you end up doubting yourself, a little defeated, a little worn out, and a little nauseated.

But you take the hits as they come, each one making you that much better at what you do.

In the end, the good times FAR outweigh the bad. You know you have the coolest job in the world, and it’s all totally worth it to spend every day doing what you love.

I’ve recently received some extremely rude and hateful messages in my inbox lately regarding the whole John Green Paper Towns Quote thing months ago. 

First, I would like to say that I would never, nor did I, ever have the intentions of “suing DFTBA” or “scam them out of money”. I just wanted the credit back for something I wrote. 

Second, how can you still not believe that John did not write it and that a “moody thirteen year old is capable of writing that”. Frankly, I’m insulted that you don’t have that much faith in teenagers. And trust me, there are hundreds of thousands of teens and even younger children who are much much MUCH more gifted. It’s an insult to them that you could ever belittle them and their potential and skill like that.

Third, why do you feel like it’s necessary to send hate like this? Why does it give you satisfaction to send threats and insults to a teenage girl through the internet? Why is it so important to you that I have to be beaten down and kicked upon? Does it honestly give you pleasure to know that people like you were the reason I moved to a new blog in the first place? That I have never felt comfortable and have developed severe anxiety and depression over people like you? Those who relentlessly tell me that I am “worthless” and that my life is “stagnant and won’t go anywhere else” and that I deserve “nothing except hell” for what I’ve done. 

Why is this such a big deal to you? What gives you the right to place yourself above me? Why is it that you think just because I cannot physically hurt you that you can just continue to act like a demeaning and sexist ass to others on the internet?

Don’t you dare lecture me on how I was “stupid enough to post it in the first place” and that I should “expect people to steal” because “that’s just how the internet works”. I understand that. I UNDERSTAND. But do not tell me that there aren’t decent people out there in the world who would never, ever, ever steal from another creator. Don’t you dare. They are my friends, they know the struggles. They’ve been in the same place. They’ve had it worse than me.

If you don’t believe me and think I’m “talking shit through every hole” then stop listening to me, stop contacting me, and stop wasting your precious time trying to ruin mine.

it’s so infuriating to see how there’s STILL endless amount of abuse for the yogscast ladies, especially kim. honestly it’s so sickening, it’s all over youtube comments and also on reddit too. it’s not even the fact that there’s that kind of comments because that’s not surprising, the internet is full of trolls etc - it’s the fact that the kim-hating mentality is so popular and well-supported amongst the community - like with literally hundreds of up-votes on those disgustingly awful comments. it’s just completely unreasonable and unjustified (the internalised misogyny is so far up their arses that i don’t think there’s any hope) and kim (or any of the other yog members/especially hannah and zoey) does not deserve any of this!! like honestly, what the fuck has she done wrong?!! not to mention those kind of comments tend to go hand in hand with the SJIPOS circle-jerkers who follow sips like the bible and think he can do no wrong…