Well I decided to help myself feel slightly better and write some papa franku headcanons.
Enjoy some trash 😎
Filthyfrank (Joji Miller) headcannons:
-He seems a little loose in the noggin in videos, but in reality he’s pretty chill and relaxed but with a splash of filthy.
-He’d probably teach you some cute Japanese phrases.
-But in reality they’re super inappropriate and probably will get you in a shit ton of trouble.
-(Like saying the word *ochinchin, and him telling you that it means you look lovely or some shit.)
-Getting frustrated with his lewd words he teaches you and ending up using them on him.
-(If they’re dirty enough it low key ends with sex)
-10/10 had a fight with him in the minimal Japanese you knew which was funny because you can’t even form full on sentences.
-If you are fluent in Japanese you both have a foreign language fight to the death until one or the other gives up.
-You guys have some pretty funny inside jokes with each other that confuses the shit out of everyone else that doesn’t know about it.
-Poor Ian and max are incredibly confused because you never tell them any of your jokes.
-The jokes being something stupid like you telling an elderly woman about your *ochinchin without knowing the meaning, and him finally telling you what it means.
-You freak out because of how embarrassed you feel.
-Apologizing profusely to the woman.
*since we’re this far and you’re probably confused on what the word means, it’s the child word for penis.
-You’re definitely a background character in his videos. Finally getting comfortable enough to want to be a main character.
-Joji gets super excited over this.
-You’re probably filthys girlfriend in most of his skits.
-Since you’ve been in so many of his videos, he decides to ask you to move in.
-His excuse is that it’ll be more convenient for videos, which you can clearly see through his lie.
-10/10 say yes.
-He’s totally geeking on the inside, but trying to stay super calm on the outside.
-He probably breaks his stoic façade and freaks out in front of you with that cute smile of his.
-You’re now a main face in most of his videos.
-The fans are excited to see a new face, and not knowing you two are dating yet.
-Bloopers, so many bloopers of you two breaking character.
-Joji finding those times absolutely adorable.
-Finally getting comfortable enough to have a reveal video about your relationship status.
-Actually being surprised about how happy most of the fans are for you guys.
-Non supporters get shut down by the supporters.
-When you’re settled at home, and hanging around, he’s super relaxed, it’s almost like a completely different person walked through the door.
-But that doesn’t mean he’s always calm.
-You guys, like every other couple, have their ups and downs.
-Sometimes Joji is in a shitty mood but doesn’t mean to take it out on you.
(you do it too)
-This leads to backlash and starting a short but heated fight, ending with you in either tears or an extremely red and angry face.
-But most likely tears, because he turns into a complete dick and says things that shouldn’t have been said, but so do you.
-You’re both hurting, so this means you both take time to yourselves.
-Relocating to different sides of the house, sometimes even completely leaving, walking the streets or taking a drive for a few hours.
-When you finally calm yourselves, it’s an awkward but meaningful apology, but will take a day or two for it to fall into place again.
-10/10 Joji gives the best “I’m sorry hugs”.
-Wtf am I saying, he gives the best everything hugs because they feel like home, they make you feel comfortable, safe and they’re warm.
-Speaking of warm, he’s a literal heater. Fuck blankets, just cuddle with him, I’m pretty sure you’d warm up in an instant.
-You both have poor circulation, meaning your feet are probably cold af.
-Can we say, warm fuzzy socks?
-Can we say, steal all of our boyfriends sweaters?
-He’s missing 95% of all his sweaters by now, low key doesn’t care because he likes seeing you wear them but puts the “it’s super inconvenient” façade.
-Has a folder in his phone dedicated to pictures of you and him. But most of them are you.
-His background is a picture of you, or a meme you and him laugh at a lot.
-If it’s a background of the two of you he most likely got heckled by Ian,Max or Chad(maybe all three) about the picture and that’s why he’s changed it to the meme.
-Low key whipped for you, especially when you’re sick.
-Like the one time you had a cold and you said it was fine for him to go out with friends because you could take care of yourself. You called him like an hour later saying you needed cold medicine, he left his friends to grab you some and bring it to you.
-They’ve never let this down, now there’s a running joke along his friends about how whipped he is for you.
-Tbh you guys have broken up once or twice.
-Every time it’s happened, he’d always drunk call you about how much he missed you or how depressed he was alone, without you or how quiet the apartment was without you there.
-You’ve been together since, because you were low key feeling the same, and it was hard for either of you to be away from each other for so long.
-It’s a really healthy and stable relationship.