but i needed it larger

  • Me: Oh, wonderful fat caterpillar, tumbling on the grass. I wonder what is running through your tiny rudimentary insect brain, you adorable dumbass.
  • Caterpillar: April 5th, 1925 was when first contact with primordial civilization was made. January 21st, 2004 was when constant communications between contacts culminated in the transfer of smaller leafs to bigger leafs. This is good small progress, yet we need even bigger leafs. Larger leafs. I want a leaf the size of the world, yet it will be helpless to my munching. I want it to be sentient, it's little leaf cords replaced with vocal cords so I can hear it cry as I munch more trillions of kilos more than my body weight in leafs.
  • Me: Yeah, you're probably thinking of nothing you stupid as shit caterpillar.

I’ve been working! I mean, screaming! I mean- WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE.

Anxiety from doing A Dumb Thing today kept me from sleeping despite not getting any sleep the previous night, so I’m doing this. May as well make the nerves be productive if they’re going to ruin things as usual. Doesn’t help that I’m about to begin day 5 out of a 7 day stretch at mind-numbing day job. People are burning up my brain with nonstop chatter: I just want to be left alone to work on this so I can finally get on with things.

Only on the second eagle illustration. And as usual, I have not yet started on the ever important bird portion of it. So. Slow.

People complain in the reviews that Feedback is “like a diversity checklist” and that it’s unrealistic. Those people have never been to the poorer parts of the East Bay. Folks, this is literally accurate. The most unrealistic part is that Ben is presumably cishet.

The Bay Area in general is way more racially diverse than a lot of other places, and there’s big queer and trans communities with decent overlap. We flock together, finding strength in our shared experiences.

Sure, in the other books it *seems* like everyone’s white. And why not? Berkeley is really white because it’s largely middle or upper middle class. That is not the case in most of the larger East Bay.

Also, I needs me more of their story. Both prequel and sequel.

My glutes are getting so big I may need a larger door.

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anonymous asked:

What are some of your favorite cheap/drugstore makeup for cosplay(foundation, contouring, eyeliner, etc.)?

Oh boy lets see! These are my favs, and I use them on the daily too!

Foundation:
Rimmel Stay Matte. It’s really opaque, which I love for cosplay, because it gies my complexion a good blank canvas to work on and contour. This goes for their powder too!

Brows:
Pixi Palatte. I bought this palette cause it has a variation of shades. For dark and blonder hairs. Great for cosplaying mutiples colors.

But if I need to change my brows for a odd hair color, blue, orange, green, I use prismacolors.

Contouring:
NYX Palatte. I use a contouring palette actually. It’s got more variations of shades for more complex looks. Rather than having one shade darker of bronzer.

As a highlighter I use either cheapy wite eyeshadow, or my highlight stick.

Eyeshadow:
BH colors. I bought this cheap ass feild of colors, cause you never know what you need for cosplay. But I always buy BLACK and WHITE in larger, singular pots. The .99$ wet n wild ones.

Eyeliner:
Fabuliner. I favor FELT Tip eyeliners. But they dry out fast, no matter how fancy. So I always buy a bulk of 4-5 cheap ass ones. They’re all the same honestly, just nice to have a ton on hand. They dont last long so its a waste to buy some 24 dollar one.

Lipstick:
Covergirl is my favorite cause they have every fucking shade under the sun. I really love the Katy Perry matte ones! The color is nice and vibrant without being too sticky or cheap. And If its too much, I lay it one and dab some off.

Mascara:
L’Oreal Manga. I BOUGHT THIS AS A FUCKING JOKE 4 YEARS AGO CAUSE ITS LITTERALLY ANIME MASCARA. BUT ITS AMAZING 20/10 THIS SHIT GETS YOUR LASHES SO THICK AND HIGH AND I LOVE IT

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Masterlist

So. I decided to make a masterlist of all my stuff. You can def tell my older stuff from my newer stuff by well. The length. The quality. Yeah. No, my beginning was not all that great, BUT I THINK I’M GETTING BETTER (Hopefully???) Anywho. Yeah. Here this is. Idk if I did it right but. Yes. 


Fics

AJ Styles

-Daisy

-Voice

Baron Corbin

-Flickers of Gold

-Flickers of Gold - Part 2

-Lightning

-Whiskey

Dean Ambrose

-Mirrors

-Blush

Dolph Ziggler 

-Us Against the World (Breathe)

Finn Bálor

-But You Didn’t (Home)

-Touch

Enzo Amore

-Fuckin’ Moron

Roman Reigns

-Trace

-Lipstick Stains

Seth Rollins

-Stupid

Sheamus

-Stolen Raspberries

Xavier Woods

-Warrior vs. Princess


Asks

AJ Styles

-Sex With…

Baron Corbin

-Proposal

-Cuddle Headcanon

-Sex With…

Braun Strowman

-Sex With…

Cesaro

-Sex With…

Corey Graves

-Sex With…

Dean Ambrose

-Sex With…

Jeff Hardy 

-Sex With… 

Kenny Omega

-Sex With…

Mark Andrews

-Sister (Pete Dunne)

-Sex With…

Mojo Rawley

-Proposal/First Date 

Pete Dunne

-Approach

-Argument

-Choke

-Comfort

-Dinner

-First Kiss

-Pregnant

-Ringside

-Road Head

-Sister (Mark Andrews)

-Sex With…

-Going into Labor 

-Wrestler GF

Roman Reigns

-Sex With…

Sami Zayn

-Blind Date

-Sex With…

Seth Rollins

-Sex With…

Tama Tonga

-Sex With…

Tyler Bate 

-Crush

-Dating

-Eating Out 

Tyler, Trent and Pete

-Babysitting


Whimper List

Raw Top 5

patervulutris  asked:

So I went through miles of mad max stuff just to re find your art on Tumblr because I really loved the way you drew nux and I wanted to follow you

mannn i admire your dedication. and that thing i drew wasnt even very good probably, so heres some more (hopefully better) Nux for you friend! I need more mad max in my life anyways ;D

{larger version}

in other news, how the fuck does one draw a car

Angst!Pliroy Anon I got a thing for you

DO you like soulmate AU’s? Because picture this. Everyone has a Soulmate Clock (counting down to when they meet their soulmate), except this clock is a breakable thing.

Jean-Jacques Leroy breaks his to be with his girlfriend because he’s one to defy fate. Unkowing, of course, that the countdown in Yuri Plisetsky’s arm has been frozen ever since.

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half practice/half preview(s) of a larger Hunk related thing I’m working on (and ya’ll can thank @ravenclawsidiot who honestly sparked my suffering). I was trying out a limited color palette and was reminded that I tend to gravitate toward midtones too much :/ Not sure if I’ll stick with the color scheme idea, or use his actual colors, but this is the general tone/mood I’m going for with the whole project.