- Me: Oh, wonderful fat caterpillar, tumbling on the grass. I wonder what is running through your tiny rudimentary insect brain, you adorable dumbass.
- Caterpillar: April 5th, 1925 was when first contact with primordial civilization was made. January 21st, 2004 was when constant communications between contacts culminated in the transfer of smaller leafs to bigger leafs. This is good small progress, yet we need even bigger leafs. Larger leafs. I want a leaf the size of the world, yet it will be helpless to my munching. I want it to be sentient, it's little leaf cords replaced with vocal cords so I can hear it cry as I munch more trillions of kilos more than my body weight in leafs.
- Me: Yeah, you're probably thinking of nothing you stupid as shit caterpillar.
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