but i need them in my life

There are no drunk people in ditches
But the still say the future is not like the past

I download memories to the chip
Deleting half of them each morning

I have saved only 5% of my life
The rest a minutiae of things best forgotten

Everyone is a stranger to me
But somehow it makes things better

They say history is a lie we can’t escape
But I have fled so far from everything that used to be

There are drugs to keep you happy
But I don’t need any of them at all now

sunlightisforplants  asked:

Your monster AU gives me life (pun because half of them are dead), but I'm especially in love with vampire Boi Conan/Shinchi and his baby bat form. It's so hosh dark hecking cute I could die. Question: does the baby bat form cling to Ran? Because I know bat pups cling to their mothers stomachs when not flying. Would he hang out on her hat? (I love all your art I need you to know that too thanks)

Thank you! A big part of it is ideas exchanged around with my friends, so it’s really fun to worldbuild around something so silly we all liked a lot!

To answer your question - Yes! Yes he would. I doodled him hanging from her hat before as multiple bats, here it is all by itself

But he’d likely cling to her cloak also (especially inside when it’s super sunny!). We were talking over singular and multiple bats, and came to the conclusion that he can do both of these, but almost never does singular, so he doesn’t have much practice on it and struggles.

Also, the inside the coat thing lets these two dorks do this

Thank you so much for your compliments! <3 it means a lot

Kuki ( @aonomiki ), Presume ( @presumenothing ), Jube ( @mad-freakin-genius ) and Patsu ( @theforbodingboglands ) have all been part of this as well and contributed, so I can’t take credit for all the ideas myself B)

Also, if i forgot anyone else atm bc I’m a dumb, slap me

fiddletrinket  asked:

hello I'm back again bc two things; one, I failed to mention prior how much your blog gives me life, I just read and reread everything and I never fail to laugh. two, I was thinking about magi and mario kart and now I need your opinion on who they would play as, and other thoughts you may have, if any

Thank you so much!
And yeah, that’s an awesome au! That would be hilarious, can you imagine them yelling at each other?
I’m just gonna do a few characters off the top of my head cause I’m tired, but here:

Alibaba: is clumsy with the controls and rarely wins but enjoys playing a lot nonetheless. Usually plays as Koopa Troopa.

Aladdin: doesn’t win much either but finds the game relaxing, and plays as the ‘cute’ tame characters like Toad and Shy Guy.

Morgiana: quiet, focused; saves up good powers to attack others when they least expect it. Plays as Rosalina (my personal favourite to play as).

Kouha: a badass. Doesn’t necessarily play to win, just attacks everybody else so they CAN’T win. Plays as Baby Peach.

Sinbad: plays as Bowser or Dry Bowser. Plays to win. Focused and good. Has an abundance of red shells.

Judar: plays as King Boo cause he thinks he looks cool. Plays to win but isn’t as good as he thinks he is, and pouts when he loses.

Hakuryuu: will play as whoever is left over, but prefers basic characters like Luigi. Is pretty good when he gets serious. He and Judar are kickass when playing in team mode.

Yunan: plays leisurely and only when invited cause he doesn’t much care for the game, but is really good when he gets focused. Likes to play as Peach or Daisy cause he finds it funny.

i don’t wanna get all sappy and be That Binch™ but

Baz Luhrmann movies will never be the same again. Neither will Pretty Woman. Cheese toasties will never taste the same again. Cardamom smells like what true love must feel like, now. Even the Alt key on my keyboard evokes it. Peeling carrots has more meaning now, too. Yellow curtains are now important to point out. The importance of eating potatoes is now more relevant than it ever was (your body needs them, you know?). I know much more about Islam and religion in general than I did before. I’m more comfortable with who I am now (god pride mnd peeps!). I keep in mind to be kind always, now.

Life is now, too. And I thank Skam for showing me that.

To Nico: Green Day?
  • Jason: Uh oh...
  • Nico: I listen to them EVERY MINUTE OF MY LIFE!
  • Percy: I don't see you listening to them right now.
  • Nico: *points at ear phone in his...ear*
  • Leo: Someone just got burned.
  • Will: Trust me he listens to them every day.
  • Reyna: I need to rip the earphones off and shake him and he probably still won't listen to me.
  • Nico: *glares*
  • Percy: You like them more than McDonalds?
  • Nico: ...
  • Reyna: Percy...
  • Will: Do you realise what you've done?
  • Nico: *fuming*
  • Will: Nico, calm. Down.
  • Nico: *still fuming*
  • Percy: What happen now huh?
  • Nico: *blows up*
  • Percy: *throw water onto him*

Tagged by @zaera-d to list my current/future projects!

Summer Commissions Yup, my top summer project is working on them. It’s a great learning experience and thanks a ton guys for being supportive and…. super patient….. 8DD

Suit Porn au with @longstoryshortikilledhim / The salt and light of my life  apparently <3 Johanna and I have talked a lot about what will come in the future and I’m just so excite!!

Your Name au with @creepycreepyspacewizard / Vee and I have talked about doing another collab this year, and it’ll be Your Name this time!! I need some sweet, time-travelling Benarmie in my life so <3

Kylo’s Moving Castle What I want to see more - some moments involving Hux and Kylo bickering over small things, or Hux realizing he’s falling in love with Kylo (and not liking it)…..

And in the second book Sophie is pregnant with Howl’s baby but she gets cursed (again, what a life) and turns into a cat and gives birth to a healthy kitty. In the end both mom and baby return to human forms but yeah that’s some concept I like a lot. So headcanon accepted \o/ … Like imagine Kylo holding his dear family in his arms… who are… cats….

I might have omitted one or two I should mention here but uhm, that’s about it. And I’m tagging @longstoryshortikilledhim, @brawlite, @jeusus, @kawaiilo-ren @creepycreepyspacewizard if you guys’re inclined~~~

anonymous asked:

What are some romance books you would recommend?

AHSDFLSJ GLSDFLSDF I don’t read romance! It’s my least favorite genre LMFAOOO. I read a lot of fanfiction because I’m a gay bitch who needs it but that is the extent of romance in my life - I don’t typically read or watch content specifically in the romance genre. Most YA romances are bland and heterosexual and misogynistic lol. 

The last two romance books I read (as in books specifically oriented toward romance) were both LGBT + greek mythology - The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller and The Dark Wife by Sarah Diemer. The former is a romance about Achilles, the mythological Greek war hero featured in Homer’s The Iliad and Virgil’s Aeneid, who fought in the Trojan War, and Patroclus, his beloved. The latter is a lesbian retelling of the myth of Hades and Persephone. 

I mention that these are myths just to inform you that Achilles and Patroclus were never explicitly confirmed as lovers - it’s obvious that they were lovers but Homer never gave them that label. A lot of classical and post-classical scholars debated and continue to debate about the nature of their relationship. Of course I firmly believe that they were beloveds and not just “friends”. Aeschylus and Plato believed they were lovers and if those dudes are on my side then I know I’m right. Post-classical scholars are all cowardly geeks too busy “no-homoing” Achilles and Patroclus for me to consider their work to be significant. Also Shakespeare believed them to be lovers as well since he portrayed them as such in Troilus and Cressida. 

anonymous asked:

I really want to log off for the rest of my life. Everyone is either bashing Harry or praising Harry so much right now for this whole hiatus thing. And I also feel sorry for Louis after that article - I want them all to succeed really. But I don't like all the negative comments and all the drama on my dash. I feel like I need to start unfollowing people that I've come to really like. So anyway this ask is pointless but I'm tired.

I just read the article and I don’t understand why anyone would be bashing either Harry or Louis? Harry told us in Rolling Stone that he suggested a break back in 2014. I’m not here for pitting any of the boys against each other. It’s just unnecessary drama. It’s naive to think the boys lived in this harmonious, copacetic bubble where they all agreed on everything and no one felt left out or without a voice ever. That’s just not how life works. Do your emotions always line up perfectly with the people you interact with most? No, of course not. They’re all individuals, they all feel things differently. They have independent thoughts and motivations. No one here is the bad guy.

I just…..love Louis so much. You know? He opened up SO MUCH. He spoke about things that we knew he struggled with but never talked about so candidly before. He talked about his insecurities. He spoke about his mom and how close they were. I just feel like so many quotes are being taken out of context. People are focusing on the wrong things.

raoulviscountdechagny  asked:

jesus from jcs ;)

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: might be son of god i guess
worst quality: cries too much
ship them with: no one????
brotp them with: mary
needs to stay away from: judas, pilate
misc. thoughts: judas broke his heart @ judas leave my son alone!!!!

hmmM i need to,
stop being so addicted to refreshing and checking different social media feeds/news feeds like hm ,
it feels like i’m always always always checking because i know something big is about t happen maybe because i’m tired of waiting but it’s really interrupting my life and my productivity like
ill literally click between three different feeds and refresh them one by one and nothing changes and i’ll keep doing it
it sucks and idk how to stop doing it so

ill probably have another week w/o tumblr nd stuff this week so ill catch y'all later ?

if we talk nd we’re mutuals ask for my facebook if you want xox

anonymous asked:

I know everyone says like give and you'll receive and be kind to others but don't expect it back but one day it'll add up! Like no I want it now. I'm sick of being so nice and loving to everyone and putting on this mask and I do all this stuff and ALL I WANT IN LIFE is to be loved like I love them. Instead I continue to love on them and put on that mask. Like I want it back but idk what to do. I can barely express proper emotion (long story) and I can't just go up to my friends and say lovemepls

It’s a fine line between loving everyone and being there for them and feeling being taken advantage of whether its true or not.  It might be a healthy step for you to step back a little and just do what you need and what you want for a bit, and not put so much care and emphasis on the needs of others.  It’s not selfish to take care of yourself first.

anonymous asked:


Originally posted by laetia

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang kiss
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: HIS HAIR 
worst quality: He’s ded
ship them with: Tenten, Sakura
brotp them with: Naruto, Shikamaru
needs to stay away from: Hyuuga Clan. Hinata.
misc. thoughts: an amazing character that was supposed to live to see a change in the fuckin Hyuuga but GASP, of course Hinata would jump in front of Naruto protect and of course Neji would jump in front of Hinata to protect her and wow, his death is fucking pointless.

(send me a Naruto character, please!)

Friendly reminder that yesterday I asked to my 9-years-old brother about his favourites characters on the show, which is Carl and Carol (“because he’s a kid, like me, and that woman is badass and saved everybody’s life with that bazooka [in Terminus] and she’s beautiful”). I also asked about Daryl, what does he think about him, and he was like: “i like him, I love his bike. I wanted my mom to let me have a weapon like his”. And (of course) I asked about caryl, and that’s what he said: “yes. They’re a couple. I think they should be together. I think they like each other”.

anonymous asked:


general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: caring 
worst quality: gambling haha
ship them with: MADARA
brotp them with: tobirama ofc haha
needs to stay away from: hmmmm
misc. thoughts: i loved hashirama, loved, his whole apperance and mindset, just amazing 

drippy--paint  asked:

GARY! Have you tried these snacks called Combos? They're soooooOO good, I eat them all the time in the hospital. They are like pretzels with cheese in them and they taste like actual pizza. If you ever needed to know what heaven tastes like, this is it.

I HAVE NOT! They sound so good though??? Soft pretzels from the mall are one of my biggest weaknesses so hearing them get stuffed with cheese sounds so good = u = There’s this one pretzel I saw once where they actually stuffed it with cream cheese frosting and now it is my life’s mission to try it hehe. I might have to try this pizza one you speak of too~ btw I’m glad they’re feeding you yummy things at the hospital! Hope things are going okay over there!