but i need one for these guys now

anonymous asked:

Stop talking about heteronormative BS, gay justice, whatever. Most people are straight, that's why most ships are straight. James is an annoying white knight nice guy, it's not cause he's black. Karamel is cannon in the comics, it's not cause the writers are homophobic. Calm the hell down. I like supercorp too. Ship it in piece. Stop throwing about bigotry name calling and watch the show cause you like it it cause of one gay couple and wanting more.

Hello pal if you don’t think heteronormativity and racism have anything to do with supercorp and karolsen than you need to read a book. If Lena Luthor was a man, they would be dating by now. A Super and a Luthor? falling in love despite their family history! And if you don’t see a problem with the writers abruptly ending karolsen in s2ep1 because Kara has suddenly changed her mind/as soon as the pod landed to make way for pretty fratboy. And one gay couple means they’re can’t be any more right? I mean bisexuality doesn’t exist?!

Studies show that 106 percent of people hate their jobs. Now imagine what everyone else thinks of your job. At least you get paid to do your job, the rest of us get nothing, so when you meet up with someone at a party and your conversation turns to work, you better limit yourself to “I collect roadkill for Arby’s” with no further exposition because that’s all anyone needs to know. Sadly, that’s not all everyone shares.

Every gathering has at least one guy who’s so fascinated by the fact he sells molded carbon toilet seats that he needs to tell you the entire production process, from ass-measuring all the way through turd capacity and urine splash physics. This guy never realizes that each word causes your brain to start desperately trying to master pyrokinesis in an effort to either set him or, as a last ditch effort, yourself on fire as a means of escape

Aside from psychic fire, the only thing that ameliorates a terrible work anecdote is ample amounts of Tom Collins. Once your third sheet is to the wind, you could tolerate even the life story of someone who works in middle management at the DMV.

Most People You Can Handle, These 5 People Are Why You Drink

Nothing At Stake - 7

[A/N: Your last one for tonight guys, I’ve got work tomorrow and need to head off to bed at a reasonable time! Hope you enjoy this tinsy bit smuttier chapter than the last. I’m kind of trying to keep this real though, if you understand what I mean by that. I don’t want to rush it all. 

Also this fic is now in celebration of reaching 400 followers tonight! Thank you guys!!]

Word Count: 1198

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I’ve never seen a fandom go to great links as to have tried to trend and anti trend to write a character off until now. I just want to say how completely and utterly dumb you have to be to try to trend something to get an actor written off just because you don’t like them.

You literally took time out of your day to make several tweets about his this character needs to get written out. Like really…are you being that petty? It’s a fucking show with characters that not everyone is going to like. GET THE FUCK OVER IT!

Better yet if you’re that mad…stop watching the show. No one asked you to watch the show in the first place. All you’re doing is making this fandom more disgusting than it already is.

Now to the antis that actually are considerate I truly appreciate you guys for taking time to as least respect other people’s opinions on characters even if you don’t agree. Thank you for not participating in this ugly ass trend.

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OKAY SO I got a ticket for general admission floor for Party Baby but got lucky enough to find a VIP balcony ticket right after… so I bought that one instead, SO NOW I HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET THAT I NEED TO GET RID OF!

I was going to sell it for original face value but decided since tickets are still available for said section I’ll cut it down to 90 bucks, you’re saving like 40 dollars here guys and I really really need to get rid of it, so if you’re planning on going and are going to buy a ticket anyways, help me out a bit? 

Tickets for April 16th Los Angeles California 

So, you think that Robert is boring, do you now, Rebecca, hmm? Need more drama?

Can I interest you in a sultry mechanic who’s under investigation for robbery, has a kid with cancer, and had an affair with the guy you’ve been casually sleeping with whilst she was engaged to his brother? … Did I mention that the father of her two kids is Robert’s brother who also happens to be similarly your sister’s ex, only, this is one whom she set up for shooting your dad and now he’s on the run for it? … Oh, and she’s Robert’s new cousin-in-law by way of the guy he was having an affair with the whole time that he was married to your sister, her dad once made out with your sister, her mother just robbed your sister, then used your house to rob some other people, and has a kid with the guy who you’re casually sleeping with, and, in case you were wondering if this excitement magnet is even in to the ladies, she has an ex-girlfriend who has been to prison for killing a dirty cop to protect her. … Tempted?

OVERWATCH/VOLTRON AU

Lance: Mercy.

There are few reasons for this pick, so let me explain before you all scoff and start mumbling curses at me.

First of all, Mercy is a support character, meaning she doesn’t attack directly, unless she needs to, and is more focused on keeping her team strong, healthy, and connected. Now, you may be thinking: “this doesn’t sound like Lance at all!” but let’s consider his character for a moment. Lance is well-rounded guy for the most part, dubbed a ‘jack-of-all-trades’ on the Voltron Wiki page, and for good reason. He is able to adapt to his surroundings quite easily, while the rest of the team may become panicked or rash in their decision making (I’m looking at you Kogane.)

Lance thinks of himself of as a fifth-wheel “or seventh if you count Allura and Coran”, but we all know that isn’t true. Lance isn’t a wheel. He’s the goddamn hub! He’s the axle that keeps the wheels connected! He’s the-ok that’s enough wheel metaphors, you get my point.

Lance is what keeps the team together.

Mercy is what keeps the team together. You rarely see a team (a good one anyways) rush onto a point without their healer close by, and if they do, they usually don’t do all that well.

Still need convincing about Lance being the glue of the team and thus Mercy? Sure!

Mercy’s staff is accurate af. She just needs to be within range and her healing/boosting powers are able to hit their target. Sharpshooter much?

Mercy’s ability to revive (her ultimate) can be related (with some imagination) to Lance’s ability to increase team morale, thus ‘reviving’ team spirit. It hasn’t been explored much in the show, but I know Lance’s character well enough to think of him as the more than the comic relief. He knows how to judge a situation (somewhat) and alter his attitude to help the team in said situations, usually through bad jokes, thus lifting team moral and keeping them from growing apart (like I think might happen in season 3, with Shiro missing and all that. Fingers crossed for some Lance development).

This last one is a bit of a stretch but I’m going for it anyways:

Without Lance, Pidge and Hunk would not have rushed down to save Shiro. I mean, Pidge may have, but she would probably have missed Keith rescuing Shiro on account of her short ass legs, and the whole story would have gone to hell (or maybe not but who knows). Lance was the first in the room. He got there before Hunk and Pidge. Why?

He knew that mullet. He didn’t want to lose to it again. Keith is/was his rival, and there was no way in hell he was going to be second to that guy again.

(Also his legs are long af that boy probably Naruto ran down there.)

This could be related to Mecy’s ability to “angel glide” towards members of her team, knowing when they are in danger etc etc.

You could also say that Lance has the ability to sense when others are in danger. We’ve seen it several times throughout the show, and this is similar to Mercy’s ability to see which characters need healing on her team.

There’s also the fact that Mercy is usually always targeted first (since she’s healing and what not), and have we not seen Lance get into a number of perilous situations when his team isn’t there to help?

The healing pod incident, the air lock, the bomb, the being-tied-up-by-pretty-ladies, you get my point.

Without their team for support, both characters sort of breakdown. Without the hub, the wheel won’t turn, and without wheels, what’s the point of the axle (do these even make sense???)

I’m sure many of you will still disagree with my choice, especially as Mercy, so let me try one last tactic:

Lance with wings.

Like…can you not see him rocking Mercy’s Valkyrie outfit? And don’t even get me started on the catch phrase “Heroes never die”. It’s got Lance written all over it.

|Hunk| |Keith| |Lance| |Pidge| Shiro| |Allura| |Coran| 

anonymous asked:

Umamin siya na gusto niya ako, at nahuhulog na ako sa kanya. Pero hindi pwede maging kami. Both of us is lost and empty, but we both know that we needed each other, and we're afraid to lose one another. Paano na? i want something more from him, pero natatakot ako.

if you’re afraid then that means you’re not yet ready and if you feel like you can’t handle a relationship right now, then i guess you guys needs to stick to what you have now and just be contented to that.

lord……………….give me streNGTH !! i am highkey thinking of taking on negan since i’ll be getting rid of one of my other blogs (3 is my max, i couldn’t handle any more). would you guys like to see another negan around ?? do you think i’d do a good job ??

me, to myself through gritted teeth, after watching a new show and liking literally hundreds of posts relating to it: okay now pick the PERFECT one and ONLY reblog that one because you need to show some goddamn SELF-CONTROL. MAYBE put one in the queue. don’t overdo it this time

me, a day later: hi guys so i’ve switched fandoms,

You know you’re fucked when you’re only 15 but yet it feels like the world could end right there and you would be fine with it. It’s fucked when girls and boys are so young but so depressed, so heartbroken. Feelings fuck you up, i remember when i was only a little girl and i had this whole life ahead of me and all I wanted was a boyfriend. And now after having one, I don’t understand why I needed one, it’s messed me up. Emotionally and physically, I am fucked.

He was the type of boy you could just see yourself lasting forever with, and that’s exactly what I did. He teased me so much that I used to sook about it, but that didn’t matter because at least he was making me smile in some way. He cared so deeply, and he was so sensitive even though everyone I knew saw him as this big tough guy. He was gentle, he was romantic, it was like we were 23 and just madly in love. Our relationship was beyond what you would expect at such a young age, but we were just so maturely in love. But that’s the thing, i’m not 23, i’m so young and now i’m heartbroken and it’s not as simple as going out every night to get him out of my head. I have to sleep early because of school, i have to go to school, I have to study and commit to all of my commitments and it’s impossible to get him out of my mind. He wasn’t just my boyfriend, he was genuinely my best friend and sometimes we fought as best friends would. But no matter how we were fighting, we fought as hard as we could for each other because that’s what love does to you. But one day i guess he just decided to stop fighting, and it wasn’t like I was expecting it. We always swore we would fight for each other, fight for the relationship, fight for our fucking love but he didn’t want too anymore. He didn’t want me anymore, and i can say with all my broken heart that killed me. It’s the worst thing to wake up happily in love and then go to bed broken because you’ve lost the reason why you even got up that day. He said he lost feelings, but I can’t place when. When did he lose feelings? With all of that sweet talk, the kisses, the texts, the calls, the hugs, everything and at some point he somehow started to lose feelings. And it hurt and surprised me so much because everyone knew that he was crazy about me. I saw parts of him that he would never dare to show anyone, we were so comfortable with each other and we allowed each other into our hearts but for some reason he just didn’t want that anymore. I can not place that all in my head, how you can suddenly lose interest in something you once loved. And it wasn’t like the hurt stopped there, no a month later he found himself with another girl. Making all the memories, the love, the jokes, that we were once doing. And the weirdest thing is, everyone around him can see that he doesn’t love her. Not the way he loved me at least. And i can’t seem to process the thought of why you would throw away a diamond for a fake one. Why would you throw away your perfect girl for someone who doesn’t even come close? Fuck, she’s not even pretty and yet i feel like i have to compete with her. And every month goes by, and they are still going strong and for some reason my brain still can’t process it. I still can’t believe that he’s moved on from me because love doesn’t just go away. You can’t just get rid of love because you don’t want it anymore, feelings don’t leave when you ask them too. So what is he doing with her when he can be with me? I’ve never been the girl to wait for someone, i always want to try with everyone but for some reason i am constantly drawn to him, as if he’s truly made for me and i think he is. I think he’s the love of my life and maybe i’m just not his. But when you love something you don’t just let it go, you fucking fight like crazy for it and i can promise everyone i would never go down without a fight. Okay maybe he’s happily in love with her, but what about me? What about my love for him? That doesn’t just go away, that doesn’t get excluded so fuck society and their expectations. Fuck everyone who thinks i won’t succeed. I know what I want, and i’ve never been so determined to get it.

Hamilton characters as things my friends and roommates have said at college
  • Washington: Every time you don't keep your side of the room clean, god kills a puppy.
  • Angelica: Honey, if that boy talks to you again and you don't like what he's saying, send him to me and I'll kick him so hard in the ass, he'll need my foot surgically removed from his mouth.
  • Maria: I look like a hooker in this dress, but not a cheap one. Like, a really expensive one. For the guys who wear nice cologne and suits.
  • Laurens: I don't know if I'm gay. Or straight. Or bi. I don't know what I am. I just know I have to pee now cause I'm so stressed about this.
  • Hamilton: I want to have a party just about me. Like, no music, no dancing, nothing. Just an empty room and me with a mic, so that everyone will come and have to hear me talk.
  • Eliza: I feel so guilty, I ate sugar before lunch. My mum always says it's unhealthy to eat sugar before noon. What have I done? I'm a horrible rebel. I need to go call her and apologise.
  • Peggy: DUDE IM NOT A GARBAGE CAN STOP THROWING YOUR FUCKING GARBAGE AT ME AM I THAT UNNOTICEABLE JESUS I HATE YOU ALL
  • Jefferson: Everyone here is so goddamn stupid.
  • Burr: Either I'll kill myself or my dorm-mate before summer break. I don't know which yet.
Quote Writing Prompts
  • 1: "Yeah uh - Yeah no, that sounds awful."
  • 2: "Please... Don't leave me here. Don't leave me alone, without you."
  • 3: "So, that went well."
  • 4: "You're awful. I love it."
  • 5: "What the hell do you think you're doing, exactly?"
  • 6: "Is that... lipstick, on your collar?"
  • 7: "Did you do this?"
  • 8: "You know what? This place feels like home."
  • 9: "Oh shit. Am I - Am I in love? That's not supposed to be happening. That's not right."
  • 10: "Who are you? Where am I? What is this? WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
  • 11: "Dear (name), First of all, I'm so sorry. I really am."
  • 12: "I can't do this anymore."
  • 13: "So what, you're just gonna leave?"
  • 14: "Did you honestly think I wouldn't figure it out?"
  • 15: "You really think you can beat me? That's cute."
  • 16: "I'm tired of you. I really am, at this point."
  • 17: "Oh, just digging myself a nice grave, you?"
  • 18: "Shhhh. This is my favorite part."
  • 19: "Hey, can I hold your boobs for a sec?"
  • 20: "I think I may have found a song that accurately describes how I feel toward you."
  • 21: "Is that necessary?"
  • 22: "I don't like it."
  • 23: "I'm getting bad vibes... We should go."
  • 24: "HA! Loser!"
  • 25: "You wear me out, kid."
  • 26: "Is this a joke? This is a joke, right? You're joking."
  • 27: "The washing machine broke, I almost lost my keys, the car got dented, and a wasp got into the house and hijacked the bedroom for four days! Four. Days."
  • 28: "You're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me."
  • 29: "You kiddin'? That's brilliant, c'mon!"
  • 30: "So what do you say to this: you, me, a nice big glass of milk, a thing of cookies?"
  • 31: "My hero."
  • 32: "That was harsh."
  • 33: "You better pipe down. I'm not laughing."
  • 34: "So you're really gonna do this, huh? And nothing I say can change your mind?"
  • 35: "So uh. I noticed you're kinda naked. Is that intentional, or... ?"
  • 36: "Why is there a dog in the living room?"
  • 37: "They mixed up our reservations. One room. One bed."
  • 38: "Oh boy. I'm on the weird side of YouTube again."
  • 39: "You, my friend, are a filthy sinner, and I approve wholeheartedly."
  • 40: "Did you mean like... this?"
4

“when you feel like giving up, remember who you’re doing it for.”

I think we all need this after episode 11 and the upcoming episode 12. ಥ_ಥ I’m in denial that yoi is ending ok? let me weep in peace 

 
(also for anyone who’s tired/stressed out in life)

Bonus:

Yuuri definitely has the Viktor one plastered to his wall, nothing can make me think otherwise.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Actual things I thought while reading Killing Stalking
  • Me: Mmm, that stalker is bad news, lmao I don't know man he's kind of creepy. Need to watch out for that guy, hahaha.
  • Me: Sangwoo is a precious cinnamon roll awww
  • Me: Holy shit, I was wrong.
  • Me: Fuck I was wrong.
  • Me: Burn that fucker with fire RIGHT NOW.
  • Me: You know people normally just have skeletons in their closet but you sir, you don't half ass it do you? Nope, you just HAD to one up everybody and have a FUCKING NAKED HOSTAGE IN THE BASEMENT.
  • Me: I can't fucking read this anymore
  • Me: *still fucking reads*
  • Me: A FUCKING DOORFRAME ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
  • Me: No! Don't kiss him!
  • Me: Okay, at least they're not doing anything sexual.
  • Me: JESUS WHAT DID I JUST SAY!
  • Me: YES HE'S GONE. GO! BE FREE!
  • Me: Fuck.
  • Me: FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK.
  • Me: Yeah he's a stalker you and that's creepy sure but at least he's not a SERIAL KILLER.
  • Me: Well it can't get much worse.
  • Me: IT DID. IT FUCKING DID.
  • Me: DON'T GET TURNED ON BY HIS SCREAMS GODDAMMIT.
  • Me: A fucking card game are you kidding me?
  • Me: Yoonbum you didn't actually kill him okay? Sangwoo was just beING A HUGE DICK.
  • Me: YES! SEUNGBAE WILL SAVE HIM!
  • Me: YES Seungbae!
  • Me: NO SEUNGBAE.
  • Me: Phew, Seungbae.
  • Me: *suspicious crutches look suspicious*
  • Me: Gee a shopping trip sounds like the perfECT TIME TO ESCAPE.
  • Me: *started binge reading at like 2am* Fuck is that the sun?
  • Me: ...........Fuck I'm hooked.