Real Things that I've Said to my Service Dog in the Past 72 Hours
Are you peeing on my leg? Yes. You just peed on my leg.
You don’t get a treat if you took it away from me and then brought it back. That’s not how this works.
Why are you sitting like that?
Please don’t lick my nostrils.
“Leave it” includes flies.
Good. I’m glad the fly gave you hiccups.
You do not need your own pillow.
Did you just fall off the bed?
Me talking about you does not mean that I was talking to you.
You cannot eat things off the ground just because you are “off duty”.
*I set something down*
Do not pick that up.
*Bucky brings it to me anyway*
I am blowing my nose not crying but thank you for the comfort anyway.
That went really well aside from you farting very loudly when the cashier complimented you.
I asked for your leash not shampoo but good effort.