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OH MY GOD YES BEAUTIFUL PANSEXUAL NIGHTMARE MINAKO RUINING THE TEAM MORALE

And Michiru gently teases MIna that, “You’re quite pretty, but I confess I never expected to see an entire 12 step skincare plan in a basket beside your sink” and Mina’s all “Uh, excuse me, that basket is–” and Haruka grabs her by neck..

in a hug/chokehold, “Aw, Mina! No need to be bashful, just a gift from her mom, you know how they are”

AHAHAHAHA 

“And those bath bombs are totally Mina’s too, haha, because she’s all girly…”
“…Suuuuuuuuuuure they are. They are totally mine because I am definitely an emotional pile of feelings who can’t watch Lion King without crying like a baby -”

“Hey!”

And Haruka’s got no future plans because her family has always emphasized that sports are the only thing she’s good at she thinks of herself as a big dumb jock all the time.

And Michiru knows she has to take over part of the family business, but that’s not what she wants to do, but she’s never done what she wanted to do anyway. Her father calls her major “a dalliance.”

Mina’s going to open a bar. Everyone thinks she’s some dumb party girl, but she’s been saving cash leftright and center and majoring in business. That’s actually how she and Rei met.

Oh noooo the girls and their tiny self-worth don’t worry you will make each other stronger in your weirdly codependent way

There was a project in her Ad class to work with a student group and she got the LGBT center. She was pleased until she met Rei and found THIS WAS NOT GOING TO BE A SEXY TIME. AND THEN SHE MADE IT HER MISSION TO MAKE IT A SEXY TIME

ANd one time, Rei wants to give up on campus, and Mina’s like, “Hey, you know what’s NOT easy? Being the two girls who play college ball in the COUNTRY. You think people don’t say shit to us? You think the opposing team doesn’t come after us?…

"I’ve been intentionally run over by guys flying home, Haruka’s been hit by pitchers on purpose, we’ve both been asked ‘don’t dykes play softball?’ more times than I can count. You know what we do? STRIKE THEM THE FUCK OUT. Rei, strike these people..

THE FUCK OUT”

AND THEN THEY BANG BECAUSE REI HAS NEVER SEEN ANYTHING AS SURPRISINGLY BEAUTIFUL AS A FIRED UP INSPIRATIONAL MINA SPOUTING INSIDIOUS MISANDRY.

PLEASE don’t stop this coming, this is GOLD. Also, we basically have plenty to actually write something now so we need to get on that.

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Jensen on the “Season 10 Gag Reel” at JIB 6 (x)