but i mean it's pretty fly

The Chamber of Secrets, a summary
  • Dobby: Harry Potter must not go to Hogwarts!
  • Harry: The fuck are you Hogwarts4lyfe
  • Dobby: *Pudding crashes and burns worse than Snape's love life*
  • Uncle Vernon: HARRY DIDJA PUT YER NAME IN THE GOBLET AHV FYA- I mean *clears throat* NO FOOD FOR YOU BITCH WELCOME TO CONCENTRATION CAMP DURSLEY
  • Harry: fuck
  • Ron: *mass breakout*
  • Vernon: *falls out window*
  • Fred'n'George: sup
  • Mrs. Weasley: BoYs YaLl DoNe It NoW GeT yo SoRrY AsSeS oVeR HeRe- except you Harry nothing's ever your fault an btw thanks for almost getting my son killed last year
  • Ginny: *highkey stalker*
  • Floo powder: lol you thought things would go right in your life
  • Draco: *exists*
  • Harry: He'S FuCkInG Up tO SoMeThInG
  • Hagrid: *saves Harry from being raped*
  • Hermione: sup
  • Lockhart: OMG IT'S HARRY POTTER HERE TO BOOST MY HALLWAY CRED- I mean- *coughs* you have a few fans yourself, I hear- HERETAKEMYBOOKSTAKETHEMALL
  • Lucius: *is an ass*
  • Aurthur: *fights a bitch*
  • Lucius: *here have this book it's pretty and talks to you but be careful it may possess you*
  • Platform 9 3/4: *is an ass*
  • Ron: Let's just take the flying car illegally instead of just owling Hogwarts or waiting for my parents
  • Harry: k
  • Car: *eighties action music*
  • Harry: can you hear that?
  • Ron: we must be getting close!
  • Harry: hold on-
  • *music grows louder*
  • Hogwarts express with Thomas face on it: DUN DUN DUN DUUN DUN DUN, DUUUUN
  • Car: *crashes*
  • Tree: *is an ass*
  • McGonagall: Idfc just go away here have a sandwich
  • Hermione: sup
  • Shit: hello friends
  • Wall: ThE ChAmBeR Of SeCreTS HaS BeEN OPenEd EnEmIeS oF The HeiR BeWArE
  • Mrs. Norris: hanging by noose from ceiling
  • Harry Ron and Hermione: *are there*
  • Filch: Y'all killed my cat IMMA KILL YA
  • Dumbledore: Bruh you accusing the great Harry Potter?!? If it was anyone else I wouldn't care but since it's Harry SHUT UP
  • Malfoy: *is a slithery Slytherin*
  • Harry: He's the heir
  • Hermione: *starts making potion*
  • Myrtle: *moans*
  • Colin: *takes pictures of Harry*
  • Harry: ew fuck stop
  • Lockhart: StOp YoU cAn'T bE MoRe PopUlAr thAn mE- I mean *coughs* it's unwise to hand out pictures until you're as famous as me
  • Harry: *gets detention* *is worse than Umbridge's blood quill* *hears hissing* *doesn't suspect it could be a snake which is the animal that hisses*
  • Hermione and Ron: sup
  • Harry: can you hear that
  • Ron and Hermione: wtf no you must be insane
  • Harry: lol tru
  • Lockhart: *has dueling club*
  • Snape: *kicks his ass with the disarming spell*
  • Lockhart: totally meant for that to happen now give me a moment while I restart my heart
  • Hermione: *is killed by Millicent but somehow manages to get a hair*
  • Snape: Harry fight Draco
  • Harry and Draco: *fight*
  • Draco: *snakeness intensifies*
  • Harry: (to snake) bruh calm down mate
  • Snake: k
  • Snape: *kills snake*
  • Ernie: Bruh you tryina kill me
  • Harry: lol no but I should asshole
  • Ron: Harry why didn't you tell me you had a completely dead ability when you didn't even know it existed or that it was rare
  • Harry: idk snakes are cool
  • Person: *petrified*
  • Teachers: maybe we should give a shit
  • Dumbledore: lol nope
  • Quidditch: *happens*
  • Draco: training for the ballet, Potter?
  • Harry: *trains for ballet* *breaks arm*
  • Lockhart: OMG GET OUT OF MY WAY I HAVE TI HEAL HARRY IT WILL BOST MY READERSHIP I mean *coughs* I've done this a thousand times
  • Harry's Arm: *is bendy*
  • Harry: *goes to infirmary* *hears extremely important information*
  • Polyjuice: *happens*
  • Draco: blah blah blah mud blood blah blah blah poor blah blah blah whydoesntpotterloveme
  • Draco: *isnt heir*
  • Harry and Ron: well shit *get the hell outta doge*
  • Hermione: *is cat*
  • Harry: *finds moist book in a girl's bathroom* Imma take this
  • Harry: *ignores more murderous hissing*
  • Diary: hello friend no more sadness today
  • Harry: seems legit
  • Diary: here look at this memory I'm Tom Riddle
  • Harry: k
  • Memory: *happens*
  • Harry: boi why da fk you lyin
  • Hagrid: *is taken to Azkaban because we needed to introduce it for the next book*
  • Harry and Ron: *follow spiders*
  • Spider dude: We do not speak the name of the giant snake in your pipes now excuse me while my children murder you
  • Car: *is real hero of the story*
  • Hermione: *is petrified*
  • Harry and Ron: Shit
  • Hermione: *has clue casually hidden in her hand but takes weeks to find*
  • Harry: ohh it's a Basilisk dats why I can hear it
  • Ginny: *is taken*
  • Professors: *finally give a shit*
  • Lockhart: lol nope
  • Harry: lol yup
  • Myrtle: yah that sink with the snake on it. I mean, it would've been helpful to tell you about it before but whatever have fun
  • Harry: k thx
  • Myrtle: Harry when you die you should stay in here and fuck me
  • Ron: bye bitch
  • Harry: *hisses*
  • Draco: *in dungeons* *gets boner*
  • Chamber: *is opened*
  • Lockhart: I LOVE YOU HARRY! I mean- *coughs* say goodbye to your memories imma just take credit for your stories like I did for erryone else
  • *uses Ron's broken wand* *hits himself* *cavern collapses conveniently blocking Ron and Douchehart on one side and Harry on the other*
  • Ron: lol rip
  • Harry: k bye
  • Ginny: *is almost dead*
  • Harry: shit
  • Tom: *is hot* *appears menacingly*
  • Harry: sup Tom wanna help
  • Tom: lol nope *takes Harry's wand*
  • Harry: Bruh give me my wand
  • Tom: Snakey go kill this twelve year old
  • Harry: *runs*
  • Snake: *is blinded by random phoenix*
  • Harry: *stabs snake with magic sword* *gets bit* *stabs book*
  • Ginny: sup omg Harry that look like it hurts
  • Harry: *gives speech*
  • Fawkes: *cries*
  • Harry: yay I'm healed
  • Fawkes: gets them past all the boulders magically
  • All: *are free*
  • Dobby: *socks are lyfe*
  • Harry: *roast*
  • Credits: *roll*
Dean Winchester has such a uniform kink

All the way back to the pilot, he doesn’t seem at all upset to be pushed around by this cop after giving him a flirty retort about his boobs being real.

Look at how cute he is flirting with the cops taking his mug shot:

Two words: Doctor Sexy!

Nothing like checking out the forensics guy while paying almost zero attention to the job at hand:

Hmmm… should I check out the pretty girl with the umbrella or the cute 1940′s soldier? Uniform for the win!

Drunk Dean letting his uniform kink flag fly!

And bonus!

JFC, still can’t believe this is the take they chose to air:

And the granddaddy of Dean’s uniform fetish is of course one wayward angel. I mean, technically, it isn’t a uniform, but Cas dons that trench coat like its mandatory and Dean has the boner-head-nod reaction so, yeah, I’m including it in this ever growing list of Dean’s uniform thing.

I think Dean’s uniform kink is the cutest!

I would just personally like to thank the creators of The Last Jedi for not buying into the weird headcanon that Kylo Ren isn’t a good pilot and showing us point blank in the trailer that he absolutely is an excellent pilot and a gearhead who flies a modified tie to his own specifications because he’s picky af about his ships.

Just like his nerd dad 

And grandad 

And uncle 

And even his mother

and grandmother to a lesser degree. 

What is up with the headcanon that Ben Solo could never fly so that’s why Han didn’t like him? 

It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.  First of all its a gross over simplification of the complicated relationship that occurs between many fathers and sons. And secondly, when you have both a genetic predisposition to piloting talent and also grow up in and around ships constantly, it’s pretty impossible not to have a natural aptitude for it. 

And lastly, is it even possible to be a bad pilot if you are gifted with The Force? I mean I know they have varying degrees of talent but there aren’t any Jedi I can think of who are legitimately BAD at flying. Even the ones that hate it are still good. 

anonymous asked:

i know your not that interested in it anymore but thanks for posting that kan picture, its very pretty, you did a wonderful job on it.

Anon: ahh your kanaya pic is so lovely ;v;            

ahh thank you so much! <3 no problem, I still mean to post some old art I have around

Anon: *whispers* Slytherin kanaya *fly away from Tumblr*            

I have some really old sketch where she was ravenclaw with rose as slytherin haha

anonymous asked:

uhh wow a lot of people want bts to perform at the super bowl...but why idk im just not up for putting up w the same hate they got from bbma again. and it may be an honor for American artists but it's probably not that important to bts so asking them to fly over to perform for sth that they wouldn't rly care abt is...dumb to say the least. what do you think, Sarah?

Ugggggghhh thats a complicated subject bc many ppl dont share the same opinion
But personally I think the same;;; BTS got so much disgusting racist comments at a music event so i dont even want to think about whats going to happen at a sport event.
Also im pretty sure BTS doesnt really care about the Super Bowl?? I mean I can be wrong but they dont seem like they are really into american football (or whatever it is im not from the us lol). So yeaaaaah

N now shut up just shut up Morty I’m trying to think Morty you know it’s real hard to think straight when you’re a bird, even a rrrrreally *brap* smart bird like what I am not a dumb shit useless bird like you are. You even know what you are, you’re a potoo Morty a bird who’s who’s who’s whole life involves sitting on some rotten stump waiting for dinner to fly into its mouth. At least cockatoos have like, toddler intelligence and opposable claws. The craving for nuts is familiar though. Not that that means anything Morty don’t judge. Now find that morph gun Morty. These things can’t smoke shit and that’s gonna make my next 80 years pretty dull *brap*

What went down in Darkblade
  • INTRO SEQUENCE
  • Ms. Bustier: all right we need a premise for this episode so it's time for student government elections
  • Chloé: and I'm gonna win!
  • Marinette: really? you're absolutely horrible to everyone
  • Marinette: there's literally one person who'd be willing to vote for you and I'm not even sure what her deal is
  • Sabrina: I desire death and destruction the way others desire the air they breathe
  • Marinette: face it Chloé, there's no way you're gonna win
  • Chloé: oh there is bc I blackmailed everyone
  • Marinette: everyone?
  • Chloé: yeah, everyone
  • Chloé: this is how politics works, dontcha know?
  • Marinette: wow that's some real subtle social commentary there
  • Marinette: well I guess I have to run against Chloé
  • Marinette: yay
  • Adrien: now let's see what I'm doing
  • Armand: *attacks Adrien with a sword*
  • Adrien: oh holy f**k a guy is attacking me with a sword
  • Armand: ha! I caught you unawares and successfully penetrated your defenses
  • Adrien: who are you and why are you attacking me with a sword
  • Armand: this is a move my ancestor devised, "dark blade"
  • Adrien: looks like a normal blade to me
  • Armand: no that's the name of my ancestor
  • Armand: or maybe the move he made up, it's not really clear
  • Adrien: that's really odd but whatevs
  • Armand: anyway according to very real history, my ancestor took over the city and then got killed
  • Armand: and then I ran for mayor to continue his legacy
  • Adrien: wow now I understand how André keeps winning
  • Armand: but someday the flag of my ancestor will fly again
  • Adrien: oh, so this is all setup for you to be akumatized, got it
  • Armand: what
  • Nadja: and we're live on TF1 News, here's Armand D'Argencourt who got three percent of the vote in the last mayoral election
  • Armand: oh f**k this
  • Hawkmoth: fly my akuma and all that s**t
  • Darkblade: I HAVE A SWORD
  • Nadja: are you gonna sword me with it?
  • Darkblade: no it's a laser sword
  • Nadja: why
  • Nadja: why not just have a regular sword? or if you're gonna have a laser then why does it have to be in a sword
  • Darkblade: kk you're transforming into one of my knights now
  • Nadja: ok does this mean I get cool fighting skills
  • Darkblade: no just armor
  • Darkblade: so you're pretty much useless and you're gonna be wrecked by Chat Noir
  • Nadja: darn
  • Marinette: ok back to me now
  • Chloé: so anyway my dad's running my student government campaign
  • Chloé: we've got a press event with Jagged Stone!
  • Marinette: this is totally excessive for a student government campaign
  • Marinette: like this would only make sense if you were trying to appeal to huge numbers of people who don't know you personally
  • Marinette: there are literally fourteen students in our class and all but one think you're awful
  • Sabrina: with every word from Chloé's lips our society inches towards its inevitable glorious demise
  • Chloé: this is how my father does politics though
  • Marinette: also doesn't he have mayoral duties to attend to
  • André: nah
  • Darkblade: hey mr. mayor come outta there so I can sword you
  • André: how about nah
  • Darkblade: you have nothing else to say to me?
  • André: nah
  • Darkblade: all right then imma use one of my knights as a battering ram
  • Nadja: I didn't ask for this
  • André: ok time to run and leave all these teens to secure the building, I'm sure they'll be fine
  • Chat Noir: hey Darkblade, knights to meet you!
  • Darkblade: imma sword you
  • Chat Noir: and imma sword you back
  • Jagged Stone: wow those two people are swording each other really hard
  • Jagged Stone: they must be crazed fans of my music so imma go out and play guitar for them
  • Jagged Stone: *plays epic rock solo as Chat Noir and Darkblade fight*
  • Chat Noir: omg this is perf
  • Jagged Stone: *shoots fire out of his guitar like he's in Mad Max*
  • Darkblade: YES
  • Darkblade: can you please play our battle music as we storm the mayor's palace
  • Jagged Stone: sure I got nothin better to do
  • Jagged Stone: have fun storming the palace
  • Darkblade: come forth, my armies!
  • Ladybug: ok Chat Noir let's kick some ass
  • *EPIC FIGHT SET TO JAGGED STONE'S FLAMING GUITAR MUSIC*
  • Darkblade: now imma plant my flag and transform all of the people in Paris into my knights!
  • Darkblade: *plants flag*
  • Chat Noir: I'm callin your bluff bc I'm defs not a knight right now
  • Darkblade: it takes a while
  • Darkblade: see that black tube of stuff things?
  • Darkblade: you only become a knight when that passes through you
  • Chat Noir: that seems really arbitrary and unnecessary
  • Chat Noir: it gives us more time to stop you
  • Chat Noir: Hawkmoth coulda saved a lot of trouble by just having it be instantaneous
  • Darkblade: hmm good point I'll let him know
  • Ladybug: bye bye little butterfly
  • Darkblade: wait I didn't finish letting him know!
  • Ladybug: good bc if he figured that out he might actually start winning
  • Ms. Bustier: and the new class representative is Sabrina bc we can't have Marinette be the best at literally everything
  • Ms. Bustier: also bc I deliberately miscounted the votes in her favor
  • Sabrina: as your representative I stand for bringing about the destruction of the world as we know it
  • Ms. Bustier: now THERE'S our realistic depiction of politics in action
  • ROLL CREDITS
HADESTOWN.

the following prompts were taken from the concept album / folk opera hadestown by american singer-songwriter anaïs mitchell, based on the greek myth of orpheus & eurydice. feel free to change pronouns in the prompts as you see fit !


  • ❛ lover, tell me if you can, who’s gonna buy the wedding bands? ❜
  • ❛ times being what they are, hard, and getting harder all the time. ❜
  • ❛ lover, when i sing my song, all the trees gonna sing along. ❜
  • ❛ king of diamonds, king of spades. ❜
  • ❛ there ain’t no difference anymore. ❜
  • ❛ those who go, they don’t come back. ❜
  • ❛ winter’s nigh and summer’s o’er. ❜
  • ❛ i hear that high & lonesome sound. ❜
  • ❛ everybody dresses in clothes so fine. ❜
  • ❛ everybody sipping ambrosia wine. ❜
  • ❛ all them shiny little heads & tails, where do you think they come from? ❜
  • ❛ seems like he owns everything. ❜
  • ❛ kind of makes you wonder how it feels. ❜

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Gummi Ship Routes
  • Sora, flying the ship: *literally hitting everything by accident*
  • Roxas: *flying around in the background* SORA, IT'S HARD TO STAY IN THE SEAT BACK HERE!
  • Sora: I'M TRYING MY BEST!
  • Roxas: I COULD DO BETTER AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO THIS!
  • Sora, frustrated: *lets go of controls and turns around* IF YOU CAN DO BETTER, DO IT. GET UP HERE RIGHT NOW, AND DO IT.
  • Roxas:
  • Sora:
  • Roxas:
  • Sora:
  • Roxas: wait, i didn't mean-

dcmcboxers  asked:

Does Teru's incorrect bug guess hold any more meaning than him just getting bugs wrong?

i don’t think so! 

ok let’s talk about the bugs they were hunting.

the cursed “giant stag beetle” (大鍬形 “ookuwagata”) is probably the species Dorcus hopei. it’s big, and it has big mandibles with horns on top, and it’s big.

the “sawtooth stag beetle” (鋸鍬形 “nokogirikuwagata”) is the species Prosopocoilus inclinatus and it’s reddish-brown with some amazingly gnarly curved mandibles.

when teru says he found a female “rhinoceros beetle” (甲虫 “kabutomushi”), species Trypoxylus dichotomus, he thinks it’s a female because instead of bearing that species’ signature manly headgear, it’s just got a normal unadorned head. unfortunately, females of cool species aren’t the only ones with normal heads, and ritsu informs him that it’s actually a “drone beetle” (金蚊 “kanabun”) of the species Pseudotorynorrhina japonica. i translated that as “june bug” because when i saw pictures of the drone beetle in question, i noticed that it looks extremely similar to the big green june bug beetles that fly around where i live (species Cotinis nitida). so i thought that people were more likely to picture the right kind of thing when they read “june bug” rather than “drone beetle” because who’s ever heard of a drone beetle anyway. don’t picture those smaller reddish june bugs though. (also i feel for teru in this situation because i too have mistaken a random big-ish normal-headed beetle* for a female rhinoceros beetle. rip)

the “miyama stag beetle” (深山鍬形 “miyamakuwagata”), species Lucanus maculifemoratus, looks pretty similar to a Dorcus except for its mean bifurcated head and mean bifurcated mandibles. it’s pretty rad

for the final bug mentioned, i confess that i assigned the common name “mini stag beetle” to it, as it doesn’t seem to have a common name in english. Dorcus rectus (小鍬形 “kokuwagata”) looks pretty much exactly like Dorcus hopei except for the fact that it’s about 1/3 of the size. that’s why it was “not quite” what they were looking for.

i know that kevin (i think it was kevin anyway) said that ben would never see those little big chills again, because they were flying off to who-knows-where in space, but… ben also goes off to who-knows-where in space

like, all the time

and with all of the ridiculously improbable shit that happens in canon, would it really be so far out of the realm of possibility for him to find one of them? from what i understand, necrofriggians are a very solitary species, so it probably would be only one

however

these aren’t just necrofriggian kids, they’re ben’s kids. and since it’s already shown that his alien forms themselves are influenced by his original human self (green eyes), maybe the kids would be a bit influenced by that, too (i mean, they already are, obviously, because their eyes are all green, too)

so maybe they would stick together, albeit in smaller groups. especially the tiniest one who, in its 10 seconds of screen time, did not appear to be the “leader” type and in fact needed direction from ben himself to do what the other ones apparently already knew they were supposed to do (re: fly off to who-knows-where in space)

so let’s say ben finds more than one, then. i think that’d be a pretty touching family reunion, if those kind of things even exist for aliens, don’t you?

What are you doing here?

Since its convention season, I wanted to make a short Terrorohm fic based at a convention. Enjoy!!


Brian was walking around the convention center when he felt his phone vibrate. Brian made his way over to a table so he wouldn’t be run over while he checked his phone.
He opened his phone and stared at the text in confusion for a minute.

From Ohm: Hey Brian, can you do me a huge favor?

“I thought I told everyone I was going to be gone this weekend.” Brian mumbled to himself as he typed.

From Brian: What is it?

From Ohm: You’re at that convention in Indianapolis right now, right?

From Brian: Yeah… why?

From Ohm: Can you get to the west wing?

From Brian: I can. Why?

From Ohm: It’ll all make sense once you get there.
From Ohm: Trust me

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Happy Birthday ishy-fish!

Apologies to @ishy-fish for the delay in posting your Everlark Birthday Gift! We hope you had a lovely birthday on the 23rd of August! The lovely @ally147writes​ has written a special Everlark fic just for you to add some birthday cheer! We hope you enjoy it!

AN: A very happy birthday to the prompter! I tried to weave you a little secret romance story, but I can’t say the angst that should go with that situation is all there… Regardless, I hope you enjoy :)

Also, Baker’s Delight is a prolific chain bakery here in Australia. I couldn’t find a US equivalent that I was sure just sold breads, and wasn’t a café/sold copious amounts of cakes, etc.

Unbeta’d. All errors are my own.

Rated T for suggestive themes…


Turnabout

Something’s wrong.

The bakery should be a crush of people come half-past-three: parents picking up loaves of bread to have with dinner that night, or after-school treats for the kids; the first steady trickle of professionals leaving their high-rise offices, grabbing a snack for the slow trek home out of the city; shift workers picking up the last of the sandwiches from lunchtime before they head to work for the night.

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someone said i should have a dragon fursona and it is pretty hard ta disagree (i’m not even a furry why do i even think about this)

i am now a dragon and you better pay me so i don’t set ur entire hometown on fire. 

too lazy for coloring this shit, heh

also, actually i have no idea how to make fursonas. like what percentage of it is human? how much is animal? this shit is deeper than i thought

Love and War (chapter 10)

Strange Magic

Bog/Marianne, T rating

This is a story about two kingdoms, side by side, but worlds apart. And at war.

When the Bog King finally wins his war against the Fairy Kingdom, he decides that a political marriage with the eldest daughter of the deposed Fairy King will help to promote peace.

Obviously, he’s never met Marianne.

AO3 | FFN


The sound of Dawn screaming rips Marianne out of sleep. She sits bolt upright, immediately on the alert, reaching automatically for any sort of weapon that may be at hand, but her sword is on the other side of the room, and she comes up with nothing but her pillow.

She sees the creature perched at the foot of her bed before she sees Dawn frantically pointing at it. The creature makes a chittering noise and leaps off of the bed; Marianne’s pillow catches it in midair, knocking it to the ground.

Something small and hard falls from its paw and rolls over the stone floor with a tinkling noise.

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B : His suit is sooooo classy, i love it ! Zippers…well, I mean this is an original idea, pretty interesting actually ! Also…it’s true, like this, we can see his (our) tattoo more clearly. I don’t really want that other people see my chest like this especially my colleagues or associates.
…however, maybe Leone can like that *cough*

L : … *stare*…I think someone lost its emo-goth teenager.

((I was always wondering how Gucci!Buccellati & Gucci!Abbacchio would react to their originals version e He ))

anonymous asked:

I mean I'm in England and I'm my experience anyone flying a Cross of St George or Union Jack when it's not sport time is pretty much a twat in my experience. Sometimes they get twattier at sport time. Sometimes they are at maximum twatness regardless of whether sport is happening.

That’s interesting, because here, sports are one of the rare exceptions where flags and “U-S-A” chants are less threatening.  Mostly because our assholes don’t acknowledge the existence of international sports anyhow.

Okay so I’m doing my favorite daily activity again, which is thinking procrastinating extremely important work and thinking about the season 2 soundtrack.

So far, we’ve heard at least 5 of the 7 new main tracks (lets exclude the background/atmospheric stuff likely featured on disc 2 for now).

APETITAN obviously is the beast titan theme, heard throughout numerous instances in ep 1-4, the episodes where BT was more or less responsible for the ongoing action. 

YouSeeBIGGIRL or Call of Silence is the new Vogel im Käfig ft Gemie, used during Ymir’s transformation in 5, and the RB transformation in 6. Personally, I’m suspecting it to be Call of Silence, only because its a more general title. Honestly its just a guess though, could be either.

attack音D is what I suspect to be Counterattack mankind 2017, heard twice in ep 2 and once when Eren was standing up to Reiner in 7 before becoming the flying titan. 

ERENthe標, according to Fuku-Shuu, means Eren the coordinate, which is pretty appropriate considering we’re getting the coordinate this season. And since that’s arguably one of the most epic, monumental, large scale intense sequences in the whole manga, it’d be appropriate to give it a theme matching its proportions, which, so far, I suspect to be the track that plays just before RB transform in ep 6 (Reiner revealing his arm, Mikasa slicing and dicing). This definitely is not part of Vogel, we’ve heard portions of Vogel in ep 5 that were covered by this track in ep 6, so its definitely its own thing (can also briefly be heard during the herring scene). It’s probably my favorite track out of all the new ones so far and if it doesn’t play during ch 50 I’ll punch a goat.

Barricades is the upbeat track heard in PV2, which we haven’t heard at all in the season. There is a slight possibility that, when Connie was preparing to leave Rakago behind, the opening notes of that song started playing, but we’re not sure. Quite frankly, I’m starting to get worried about where it’ll end up being placed: it’s way too upbeat for anything starting chapter 48, but too fast paced to only be applied in the middle of some dialogue sequence. The only possibilities I can think of are some sort of extended departure from the wall next episode, or perhaps some point in ch 47 (RBY leaving, SC pursuing maybe). Other than that…I’m out of suggestions where the track would work out. 48-50 are WAY too dramatic for anything really upbeat. 

This leaves us with two tracks yet to be confirmed/heard. son2seaVer….I don’t even know what that means, but that’s not exactly unusual with Sawano. We know it’s not credited to have a vocalist, but that’s not to say there won’t be vocals at all: background vocals, even if by his main singers, aren’t always credited by Sawano. Another track we’ve yet to hear would be the 2nd Gemie track, the one  that isn’t Vogel 2017 (my money on it being YouseeBIGGIRL/T:T). This one definitely has vocals, and we definitely have yet to hear them.  

Those two tracks ultimately are the biggest questions marks left. I was hoping we’d hear some of them during the AT fight, but the 2nd movie OST took over. So….next episode maybe? Hopefully? Pretty please?

We still have a few undetermined tracks used in the season though. An atmospheric background piece at the end of ep 2 when Connie returns to Ragako, which reappears during the RB/Eren talk about the hometown in ep 6, and a little later when Reiner reveals their identities. Another atmospheric track is used in the opening scene of ep 3 in Ragako, it reappears in ep 5 during the snowstorm and ep 6 when Ymir is lifted up the wall and a bit further. There’s a new piano track playing during the yumikuri scene at the end of ep 5, which is pretty damn lovely. Last thing is an ambiance thing playing when Historia is yelling from atop the tower just before CAM 2017 starts, but that could be just the natural prelude to the new CAM. I find it unlikely that any of these tracks are part of the main tracks mentioned above, and suspect them to be the additional tracks listed on the 2nd disc.

Conclusion: we have two main songs that we haven’t heard at all, and we should look forward to them. 

Here we go, Day 1: Swift

Didn’t really know which meaning of the word to use, the bird or the speed…so why not both? First idea was to do the plane flying in the sky with the swift birds around it thinking it was one of them, but the swift bird looks pretty damn cool with its wings folded, so I decided on doing it on the ground instead. it’s still somewhat unfinished and hopefully i’ll finish it another time.