You can never tell anyone, especially your mom. Because if you do, one morning you’ll wake up, and you won’t be in your bed.
Where will I be?
You’ll be outside the walls, far, far away tied to a tree. And you’ll scream and scream because you’ll be so afraid. No one will come to help, because no one will hear you. Well, something will hear you. The monsters will come. The ones out there. And you won’t be able to run away when they come for you. And they will tear you apart and eat you up all while you’re still alive. All while you can still feel it. And then afterwards, no one will ever know what happened to you. Or you can promise not to ever tell anyone what you saw here and then nothing will happen. And you’ll get cookies. Lots of cookies.
man i love the Hetalians so much cuz even when Hima’s on eternal hiatus and we’re totally out of source material to fawn over we make up the weirdest shit like making up our own religion or photoshopping characters’ faces onto anime muscle bodies i love this fandom