but i love sales

I worked at a craft store the summer before college.  Here are my best (and the best of the worst) moments:

- A man bought 190 mason jars with lids.  I asked him if this was for a wedding, or if he was making jam.  He was doing neither.  He did not have plans for mason jars.  He just thought they were a really good sale.

- A woman bought her brother and his fiance a giant rainbow bow for their wedding present.  She whispered that they had been married before, but that the fiance had dressed as a woman and they wanted to make it real now that it was legal.  She shouted that rainbows are gay.  Her style is unusual.

- A little girl left finger-painted handprints on the inside of the back pockets of the pants I was wearing.  It was the most terrible case of “mistaken mother” I have ever experienced.

- A little girl came in looking for SWAPS for Girl Scout camp (pins you trade with other scouts at camp).  She asked me if I could help her even though I am too old to be a Girl Scout.  I showed her my lifetime membership card and the SWAPS on my keyring.  She told me I am her best friend, and came back two weeks later with a SWAP she had saved for me from camp.

- A woman came through with wedding supplies for her granddaughter and a very nervous outlook on the price.  I asked her what my name was, pretending to forget about my nametag, and when she got it right, pronounced her my good friend and gave her my friends-and-family discount.  She cried.  I might have too.

- A father bought his little boy a doll set.  The boy told me that the last set had been for his friend, but he had liked it much more than she did, so he was getting his own.  His baby sister was chewing on a monster truck.  I liked this family.

- I became known as the cashier who would give you the discounts under my register if you were nice.  The little old ladies who came in every yarn sale loved me.  My coupons and I were their heroes.

- The substitute teacher who had bullied me came through my line and smugly told me that her total was wrong.  I smiled politely and informed her that I had already given her the educator’s discount, but would happily take it off.  She was much less smug after that, as her daughter laughed her out of the store.

- A large woman with a 5 o'clock shadow came through my line.  I told her I liked her skirt.  She responded with the biggest smile I have ever seen.

- And finally, my favorite one:  a nine-year-old girl came up to my register with a stack of t-shirts and told me she had folded them for me, but could not reach where they belonged.  I told her most people would have left them on the floor.  She informed me that I was the cashier who helped her Girl Scout troop mate, and I quote:  "dang it, you do good things for good people!  I want to be a good people like you!“  and skipped out the door, before remembering her mother was still shopping and skipping right back in.

Sometimes, I love retail.

so i’ve always always wanted to write The Office (US version) AU with bts

SO WHEN THIS HAPPENED:

YALLLLLL 

IM SO FUCKING STOKED TO MAKE FAKE SUBS OUT OF THIS

STAY TUNED

anonymous asked:

lil usnavi helpin abuela clean her apartment!!

hes such a good boy, im so proud of him

Shoutout to everyone on tumblr, who—despite being statistically more likely to be a broke ass compared to users of other socmed—like and reblog artists’ creations and protect our intellectual properties harder. This sounds like a petty cliché but your moral support genuinely means a lot to us artists.

For real, thank you.

Happy 15th Anniversary, Kingdom Hearts!!

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Voltron Tarot Cards ___ Part 1

First Four.

Lance is Cups which represents Water. Keith is wands which represents fire. Pidge is swords or Air. And Hunk is Pentacles or Earth. Each has numbers like playing cards. I

Been working on this for the past week. I’ve got video of me working on each one so there will be videos popping up as they go. I’m not sold on the designs of these. I would love to make a set for sale but it would take a lot of time.

The next four I plan to post will be some of the trump cards. The magician, the lovers, the empress and the fool. Plenty of characters in Voltron to work with so it should be a blast making them. They won’t all be this space and dark… probably.

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endless list of favorite relationships |→ sookie and rory

“Okay, I’ve got it from here, Sookie. I love you.

I like to kiss beautiful people, I like to get silly on cheap beer, Eat pancakes with green eyed girls and make-out in public restrooms. I like the curve between a woman’s hip bone and rib cage that gets deeper when she lies on her side. And I like the back of a man’s neck, The width of their forearm and watching them drive standard cars. I like cowboy hats and cowboy music and cowboys and indians. I like girls that do boys things and boys that do girl things. I like valedictorians, palm readers and messy hair. I like putting my leg over someone’s hip when I sleep and tangling my toes between theirs. I don’t like relationships, they scare me more than anything. I just like to kiss beautiful people.

Lindsey Way, Shitty teen