but i laughed so all is well

In 1997, the best character of all time was "born."

No, I don’t mean Harry Potter.

I mean Ronald Bilius Weasley.

He made us laugh, showed us his insecurities, his love, his fierce loyalty. He’s a well-rounded, perfectly flawed, beautiful character who became a person… a real person to so many people who felt what he felt - overshadowed by a friend or relative, lacking the confidence to see the great qualities inside himself, finding the strength he didn’t know he had because he cared so much about someone else that it didn’t matter what he got in return.

We know him when we feel the way he feels, we hurt the way he hurts… and we find the true bravery to do what’s right, what’s fair, and what’s honest when we are at our absolute worst… and our best. We learned how to change when we were wrong, and how to stand behind what we know isn’t. He loves better than anyone I’ve ever known. We have seen his heart, and it is beautiful.

I can honesty say that I am who I am today because of him. Thank you, JKR, for giving him to us.

DATING!ONG SEUNGWOO

Well now, dating this little shit right here would include:

  • first of all, laughs for days
  • you won’t have a moment to feel sad when you got Ong by your side
  • see what i did there *shoot*
  • he would crack a joke in the most inappropiate moments 
  • and sometimes it would be annoying cause he can’t keep quiet and keeps making derp faces and embarassing you in public
  • but you love him anyway cause he keeps making you smile
  • SO MUCH TEASING 
  • Like literally all the time 
  • you want him to share something with you? “buy your own yo”
  • “seungwoo it’s just one minute, please give me the mirror a bit”
  • “It’S jUsT oNe MiNuTe, PlEaSe GiVe Me ThE mIrRoR a BiT”
  • but he ends up sharing eveything with you, it’s just that he enjoys teasing you and seeing you flustered so much 
  • but really, your smile is the most precious thing for him 
  • he would like watching you as you get your make-up done and most likely would start commenting on it
  • “i don’t think the shade looks good on your skin” 
  • and you’d be like “are you kidding me seungwoo?! i spent 40 minutes on this” 
  • “i’m just saying, you know, it’s not my fault” 
  • and when you slap him he would give you a backhug and kiss your neck while staring at you both in the mirror
  • “you’re lucky you have a hot boyfriend, babe”
  • “fuck you seungwoo” 
  • “you sure you can handle me?”
  • i feel like he would love showing you off to his friends
  • like “you see her? yeah, she’s mine, that’s my girl.” 
  • pet names would be a common thing and besides the usual “babe”, “honey” he would call you something funny or stupid 
  • like “cupcake”, “honeybunch”, “dumbass”, “muffin-top”
  • you would always bug him about how much time he spends with daniel and how he should just date daniel instead of you
  • “well maybe i should, daniel honey here i come” 
  • “SUNGWOO NO DON’T LEAVE”
  • and then he would start coming back into the room dramatically 
  • “what is that? did I hear someone call for a handsome prince?”
  • “YOU MEAN PRINCE HWANG MINHYUN IS IN MY APARTMENT?!” 
  • “YOU BRAT! COME HERE!”
  • and a tickle/pillow fight would emerge and you would end up on the floor with him pinning you down while smirking 
  • he would kiss the tip of your nose before forcing you to say he is the most handsome guy you ever met 
  • and you will spend half the day on the floor cause you wouldn’t admit it and he needs to hear it from you 
  • fights wouldn’t happen often and they are short-lived all the time
  • but sometimes you would get insecure since he is so handsome and so many girls are trying to flirt with him 
  • and he sees it immediately and calms you down
  • “babe, I am jinjja, daebak, real, heol, wanjon in love with you”
  • and you would laugh cause gosh he’s so amazing 
  • always holds you close with one hand resting on your waist and giving glares to anyone who dares to give you a second-look
  • he would be really well-mannered when meeting your family 
  • complimenting everyone so they are all just “aww, such a handsome young man with such good manners”
  • but then he would just do a dumb shit in the middle like
  • you asking “daddy can i get the salt?” 
  • and he also reaches for it as everyone stares at him 
  • “oh… i thought she said darling, my bad” 
  • so he laughs it off cutely and no one suspects a thing
  • *JUST GO BACK UP IF YOU’RE UNDERAGE*
  • but under the table he probably has his hand on your thigh and is creeping up higher and higher 
  • until he finally reaches your core and decides to tease you by massaging it quite a bit 
  • while he maintains eye-contact with you and tells your mother how beautiful you are and how lucky he is to have you 
  • and then he would do that stupid move of dropping his fork under the table just so he can give a quick kiss inside your thighs
  • “oh this little thing, it fell so far away. maybe Y/N can show me where the kitchen is to get a new one?” 
  • and when you get to the kitchen he would kiss you hungrily while finger-fucking you just to give you a taste of what you will get tonight 
  • I think  he has some experience + rather high stamina since he dances
  • i honestly think he would be one of the best at oral
  • lots of tongue work and wet kisses all over your private area and thighs
  • loves hearing your moans and you putting your hands into his hair pushing him against you 
  • would be a tease even in bed; kissing and licking you anywhere and everywhere but on your sweet spot 
  •  usually dominant but with a shade of laziness here and there  
  • would like it if you took charge from time to time and just try to dominate him
  • he would smirk from undearneath you while you kissed his neck and chest
  • “you look so sexy like that, babe” 
  • would love it if you ride him as he gets to grip your hips and chest
  • i think his favorite positions would be: you on top, reverse cow-girl, face to face and missionary 
  • he wants to be able to hold you, kiss you and basically just feel you next to him
  • a vocal one in bed, especially when receiving 
  • so expect dirty talking, moans, your name being called as well as your pet names alongside stuff like:
  • “god you’re so tight”
  • “my princess is so wet already” 
  • “oh my god, you’re making me crazy Y/N” 
  • i think he would be into light bdsm and leather 
  • also would like it if you got all dolled up for him with red lace lingerie and garter stockings even though the clothes would be on the floor in less than a minute
  • it would make him go crazy seeing you like that
Family Pictures

A/N This was written for @hopelesslyhemmings, and I thought I would share it. 

Word Count: 1155

“You’re making us do what?” Shawn and Cole exclaim at the same time.

“Well, I figured that because we’re together all the time and everyone gets along so fantastically, that we should get family pictures done. I also want to get pictures with the twins before they start the busy stage.” Kaytlin explains to the two confused men. I just laugh.

“You do realize, that the two of you have no say in this right? Whatever Kaytlin says, goes.” I say to both my husband and Shawn.

“But –” Cole starts, but I cut him off.

“No buts. And nothing out of you either, Shawn.”

“How did I get thrown into that? Darrien, I didn’t say anything,” Shawn tries to explain, but I’ve known him too long.

“You were thinking of ways to get out of this, I know you. And I also know the stupid faces you make when trying to get out of something,” I say as I squint my eyes at him. “Yet again, you always make stupid faces.” Cole and Kaytlin are sitting on the ‘L’ shaped couch laughing, each holding a sleeping twin, while I stare down Shawn. He glares back.

“I wasn’t trying to –” Shawn starts, but I cut him off.

“I said, nothing out of you.” I say. Kaytlin just sighs, and then intervenes.

“Baby, Darrien may be 5’2, but she’s good at getting what she wants. You should know this. You’ve only known her for like what? 9 years?” Kaytlin says to Shawn, with sarcasm dripping from her voice. He just laughs.

“Can I –”

“No.” I deny.

“I wasn’t asking you Darrien. I was going to ask Cole, if I could have my child back.” Shawn says, reaching for his baby girl, putting the emphasizes on my name. The twins were born around 8 months ago, and little Leah, has both Shawn and Cole wrapped around her finger. Andrew, just sleeps wherever is comfortable to him.

“Yeah, I guess. I mean, she is your child. I remember when Rosie was that small. She would fall asleep on my chest, and wouldn’t move. Speaking of which, where are the rest of our children?” Cole asks, handing a still sleeping Leah, into the waiting arms of her dad. As soon as Leah is placed into Shawn’s arms, she snuggles up to his chest, and let’s out a little sigh. He just runs his finger gently across her cheek.

“Well, the last I remember, Briar-Rose and Lily were up in Briar’s room, and Logan and JJ, were downstairs.” I say, trying to figure out if I’ve heard any footsteps in the past few minutes. My mind has been else where all day today.

“I’ll go gather them up. I think it’s almost lunch anyway,” Cole says walking past me, stopping just quickly enough to lean down and press a soft kiss to my forehead. I close my eyes at the sensation of his lips.

The only thing I can think of, is the pregnancy test I took this morning. I never got a chance to look at it, before Shawn, Kaytlin and the kids showed up.

“You know what I’m really craving right now? Some deep-fried pickles and some mozzarella sticks. Oh, and pepperoni. I don’t want pizza though.” I say, rubbing my stomach. Greasy foods have been my go to lately.

“Do you want the whole deep fryer too?” Shawn asks, and we all laugh.

“You know, that does sound pretty good.” I say back.

“Have you been feeling okay lately?” Kaytlin asks, concern dripping from her voice.

Just then, we hear 3 sets of feet running towards the livingroom. Cole carrying both Lily and Briar-Rose.

“Aunty Lin!” Logan screams as he sees Kaytlin sitting on the couch and starts walking over to her.

“Shh, bud. The twins are sleeping. You don’t want to wake them, do you?” Cole says, placing Lily and Briar on the ground. Lily goes and walks towards Shawn, and Briar comes walking up to me. JJ is still standing beside Cole.

“Hi, baby,” I say as I pick Briar up.

“Hi, mommy,” she says as she lays her head on my shoulder.

“So, Aunty Lin?” Logan asks Kaytlin as he sits beside her on the couch. “Dad said you’re making us do something horrible.”

“Cole!” Kaytlin scolds him. “Logan, what we’re doing isn’t horrible. We’re going to be taking pictures together, as one big happy family.” She says.

“When exactly are these family pictures happening anyway?” Shawn asks, looking down at Leah, still fast asleep.

“4.” Kaytlin says. Shawn lifts his head up quickly to make eye contact with his wife.

“Like 4 o’clock today?” Kaytlin nods her head yes. “You gave us a 4-hour window? How are we supposed to look presentable in 4 hours?” Shawn explains.  

“Oh, I don’t know Benito. You are the famous one here. How are we supposed to do it?” Kaytlin asks, laughing.

“What am I? Chopped liver?” Cole says offended.

“Right. Sorry Cody Martin,” Kaytlin laughs and Shawn and I join in on her laughter.

“Okay, rude.” Cole pouts.


“Okay, kids are in bed, and asleep.” Cole says exasperated, as he drops into bed. I barely acknowledge him. After the family pictures were done, we all went out for dinner. When Cole and I came home, he went to put the kids to bed and I went to shower. After I finished my shower, I remembered the pregnancy test and looked at it. Positive. I was shocked, but happy. Cole and I never really talked about having another child. So here I was, laying in bed, trying to figure out what do to. Where to put the new baby? Would we have to move? Was the baby going to be a boy or girl? What should we name the new baby? And then my mind wandered to Kaytlin’s question today. “Have you been feeling okay lately?” Maybe she could tell, I mean she was pregnant three times.

“Hey, what’s on your mind?” Cole asks as he wraps an arm around me and pulls me closer to him. I go to tell him nothing, but my mouth has other plans.

“I’m pregnant.” I blurt out. Jesus fuck. Cole doesn’t say anything for a few minutes, so I turn to look at him. He’s looking up at the ceiling, smiling so big.

“I take it, you are very happy about this new information?” I ask him, as smile gradually appearing on my lips.

“Very. Oh my god. Ever since Leah and Andrew were born, all I could think of is having another baby. Have their tiny fingers wrap around my long ones. Have them fall asleep on my chest like Rosie, and Logan did. I just, I just. Wow.” Cole rambles and I couldn’t be more ecstatic.

“Celebratory sex?” I ask him, biting my lip.

“Holy fuck, this day just keeps on getting better!”  

Twice Reaction to You Trying To Hit on Them With a Really Bad Pickup Line

Prompt: Hello! I’d like to request a TWICE reaction to you just walking up to them and trying to hit on them with a really REAAALLY bad pick-up line :’) Also, I love your blog! You guys are doing GREAT THINGS TO MY GAY HEART. I hope y'all are doing well! Stay healthy, don’t overwork yourselves and thank you for all the work you’re putting into this! It’s appreciated! <3

Jihyo: “Oh, um. Thank you?” She would try to keep her face neutral and keep in her laughter, because she didn’t want to be rude, but she’d be laughing on the inside, finding the entire situation hilarious.

Nayeon: “Oh my god, are you being serious right now?” She’d break into laughter at the line, taken a bit by surprise and finding it so funny she couldn’t even try to keep in her laughter at how bad it was.

Jungyeon: “You really need to let me teach you some better pickup lines.” Unimpressed, but ever the flirt herself, she’d make you laugh with her reaction and you’d probably get a date out of her anyway.

Mina: *Actually shocked speechless* She wouldn’t know how to react, a bit embarrassed and a lot flustered at your sudden pickup line, trying to look at her members for help on what to do.

Momo: “That’s one I’ve never heard before!” She’d break into amused laughter and ask to hear more of them, just because she hadn’t heard pickup lines so bad before and she was curious how many more you’d know.

Sana: “Oh, thank you!” She wouldn’t even realize that it was a bad pickup line, and would genuinely react with flustered giggles and smiles, making you return the smile, shocked at her reaction.

Dahyun: “Wow, that’s the best pickup line I’ve ever heard! Teach me!” Leave it to her to be the over-the-top comedian, exaggerating her reaction and making you blush and break into laughter.

Chaeyoung: “Wait, really?” Although she would be flustered that someone was trying to hit on her in general, she’d laugh at how awful the pickup line was and be surprised at how seriously you said it.

Tzuyu: “Um, I’m not even sure how to react to that…” She’d look at you awkwardly, not wanting to laugh and offend you, but flustered at the whole situation in the first place.


Twice actually has the ability to make me feel better no matter what mood I’m in. That gif of Chaeyoung almost killed me. Anyway, I hope you all enjoy! ~ Admin Kiwi

anonymous asked:

"Of course, the 100cameras event in NYC." I'm so dense it took me more than 12 hours to get this post and now I'm laughing out loud. So she had someone else taking this pic (so profound, btw!) when she was in NY for that 100cameras event and waited five weeks to post it just so she could make it look like she was there with Sam, when in fact he was there for work days before and was already back in Europe (likely in the UK) when she posted it? How pathetic is that?!

It’s all very well coordinated if you ask me…but yeah…apparently so.

anonymous asked:

Oh dude, I had a crush on this girl in my chem class and ya know that was all well and good until one day we were doing an experiment and she laughed and i got really distracted (it was so cute) luckily I wasn't the one handling chemicals but it could've been bad

Don’t talk to me about Chem lab @lilldov
But yeah friend it happens, those laughs are dangerous.

Cupcakes and Shoeshine

Requested

*Andy Dwyer-centric

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“Working hard or hardly working?”

“Babe!” Andy jumped up from the shoe shining station. “What are you doing here?”

“You do know I work here, too, right?” you asked with a laugh.

“Well, yeah, of course, but you have like, super important things to do. You have an office! And a computer!”

“I… work in an office. Don’t have my own.”

“But you will. All you have to do is wait until the President of this building dies.”

You bit back a laugh. Andy was so sincere, he truly believed that that’s how the parks department worked. “Right. Anyway, listen… there’s this… experiment I need your help with.”

“Ooh, an experiment? I like experiments. One time, I did this experiment in school where I left a tuna salad sandwich in my locker all year.”

“Ew, your teacher actually had you do that?”

“No. Why would my teacher tell me to leave a sandwich in my locker?”

This was the man you’d placed your affections on. “Anyway, here’s the experiment.” You leaned forward and kissed Andy.

“I like this experiment,” he said. “I’ve never been turned on by science before.”

“Okay, so you know what my lips feel like?”

“I might have to do another test,” he said, leaning down to kiss you again. “Okay, I think I have it.”

“Great. Now,” you pulled out your new lip scrub, wiping a swipe on your lips. “Tell me if you feel a difference.”

“Oh my gosh,” Andy said when you pulled back. “Your lips are so… soft! And they taste like cupcakes!”

You smiled. “Good. Then it’s working.” You looked down at your watch. “I’ve got to get back, but thank you for helping me with my experiment.”

“Can we experiment more at your place tonight?”

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Later that night, Andy stepped out of your bathroom and plopped down on the couch next to you.

“Did you wash your hands?”

“You tell me,” Andy said, wiping damp hands on your face.

“Andy!” you said with a laugh. “Stop!”

“Not until you say the magic word!” Andy leaned forward, pinning you to the couch.

“Uncle! Uncle!”

Andy stopped, still holding you in place. “Fine. You win.” He leaned down and pressed a kiss to your lips.

You looked up at him, confused. “Why do you taste like cupcakes?”

“Oh! I found your lip stuff in your bathroom and I really liked how it felt on you earlier so I wanted to see if it felt the same way on me. I can’t really tell. But it tastes really good and I may have accidentally eaten a little of it.”

You wrapped your arms around his neck. “Well, I suppose I can forgive you.”

“Oh, yeah?”

You nodded. “Although now you have me craving cupcakes.”

“I can go get that tub of stuff and put more on.”

“Let’s go make some cupcakes, instead.” You rolled off the couch, pulling Andy behind you.

“Can I lick the spoon?”

anonymous asked:

in that case, can you do a neck or thigh tickle spot for bucky ??

Bucky’s neck is surprisingly sensitive, but he is also quick to slap your hand away if you try to test it. His thighs are a much safer spot to tickle attack, and all it takes is some kneading, just like a cat while settling on someone’s lap, to make him laugh and kick away. His thighs are impressively muscled and thick (thick in a good way) so you need to use a firmer touch to get a reaction out of him, fingernails jabbing into the muscles and wiggling work really well. On a scale from 1-10, Bucky’s neck is CLASSIFIED (needs more research), his thighs are an 8. 

send me a body part + character and I will how ticklish the spot is according to my headcanon

bless the stars
keith
bless the stars

MOOD: keith’s little laugh of relief when realizing he can go to shiro’s side

this is all i need to stay alive honestly

i can’t believe it’s sheith day  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (international holiday tbh)

anonymous asked:

'#I'll never get over just how obvious his crush was... while also being something people were able to miss??#henrik just nailed it PERFECTLY' yeah i always think about because i totally get why people were skeptical and thought even was a fuckboy because he had a gf!! but also looking back he was SO into isak from the jump and it's so funny how obvious it truly was

I myself can’t really see people how people thought he fucking with Isak, because he was so clearly framed as the love interest, but I kind of like that they did? I like when people are working hard to read a story and have a lot of questions (when it pays off, lol). But I can DEF see how people were entirely taken in and thought he was cool and mysterious and “wtf is this guy’s deal!!” “wtf pt 2: he has a gf?????” alongside Isak.

It’s great that you can take just the first two episodes (I like to think about it before we even get to even’s room in mekke øl!) and nothing else and go “okay, whatever is going on with him… dude has a crush” though:

he’s legit not paying attention and scanning the room until he sees isak, wow…

he’s so nervous, how did I not notice how nervous he was??

do you know how hard I worked for us to have accidental eye contact

p l e a s e, he’s so happy a chance to talk to his crush fell into his lap like this

and then this shyest, crushiest little birdface!! he was so… obvious

I just love that it’s not that specific hints were dropped but rather if you watch Even closely, you can see it from his perspective the whole time. Henrik deserves a lot of credit imho for how well he walked that line and the directing/editing for showing you just enough but not too much. Production makes a huge difference, sometimes it’s down to the lighting and post processing! Do you remember how when Passe på meg aired with “I saw you the first day of school”, there was suddenly a deluge of people lightening the first meeting at kosegruppa and ‘discovering’ Even’s face then?? I laugh now at how perfectly D A R K those shots were:

And how much that worked to obscure his expression:

Everything about Even’s perspective in those early eps was so well done and it adds so much to the show that you can go back and see through his eyes once you know him better.

So, the time has come where I have decided to share my hidden Nashcon 2016 Cockles photo op with everyone.

Why did I wait so long? Because I told myself, as a silent promise to Jensen and Misha, I was going to wait one year from the day, before I share it, even though Misha said to share it initially. Haha. Anyway, it’s been four months past the year mark, and I have decided to finally unveil the photo, I know it might garnish some stuff from haters, and I might be called “disrespectful”, however I ask everyone to read below first, on how my situation went down with receiving the photo, and then cast your opinions.

 So, I am waiting in the photo op line nervous as all hell haha, I keep the front of the book hidden the entire time, just patiently and nervously waiting. The book I held in my hands was “The Threesome Handbook”, by Vicki Vantoch (For those who don’t know who she is, she’s the amazing woman married to Misha!!). I’ve had the idea in my mind for nearly a year on how funny it would be to take a photo of the three of us reading it, I could imagine Jensen’s “what the hell position is that?!” Face, I can imagine Misha’s mischevious intrigued face, and then I would just be there looking like a dork, haha, either way, it was a year’s idea in the making. So the time has come and here i am shaking with my book…When it is my turn…I walk up to them…I immediately went to Jensen first because above anyone else, I wanted to get his Blessing for the photo, I didn’t want him to do it if he was not comfortable with it, and I was perfectly fine if he would have declined…So, I’m right in front of Jensen and I say “I completely understand if you don’t want to do this but, if not, it’s okay, but can we do something with this?” I showed him the book Misha’s wife wrote “The Threesome Handbook”, and he was like “With this?” He replied with like a shocked laugh as he pointed at the book, I laughed a bit in embarrassment…Then at this moment Misha comes over to the two of us, he sees the book and giggles as he grabs it, Misha being amused at the sight of the book, all I could do is look on in embarrassment and nervously laugh. At this point however, Jensen’s handler came up right away and was like “ Nope. No. No.” And she snatched the book out of Misha’s hand. So he was like “Oh Well” with a shrug kinda look then I was like “Oh well”, I knew at that point it was the risk of asking, so I didn’t mind. So I turned to Misha and Jensen and was like “Hugs then?” So we did a hug picture. The bliss and awesomeness of being between those two, still sends shivers down my spine. Forgive the capital letters but this was the exciting part…after the picture I THEN HUGGED THEM BOTH AND SAID THANK YOU, THEN THE HANDLER GAVE THE BOOK BACK TO ME. I WAS READY TO WALK AWAY WHEN MISHA GRABBED MY HAND, PULLED ME CLOSE TO HIM AND TOLD THE PHOTOGRAPHER TO TAKE ANOTHER. SO MISHA HUGGED ME WHILE WE HELD THE BOOK AND JENSEN GAVE HIS LIKE “WHAT?!” FACE. I WAS IN SHOCK!!!! SO ALL I HAD ENOUGH REACTION TIME FOR WAS TO MAKE A DORKY LOOKING “Idk, worth a shot” SUGGESTIVE FACE.


It happened so quick…I was not expecting it at all…After the picture all I could do was happily give Misha another hug, and just mutter “Thank you thank Misha”, I gave Jensen one more quick one and kinda high tailed it out of the room shaking.

Now…I was absolutely happy, and just speechless, I had two ops, the op I wanted to do, and I spent more time with them. The thing is though…After some time…I felt bad…because I wasn’t sure if Jensen was upset…or kinda just disappointed, because I felt maybe he didn’t want to do it and it was forced, as much as I appreciate it…To confirm, I decided to apologise to him when I got my autograph…The stressful part of it all, was the timing…See…I had to wait for the pictures to print, I wanted to grab it right away because I know sometimes people take photos of other people’s pictures, and I didn’t want this to get out by someone else’s hand. The thing is Jensen was then signing autographs in the same time…So, I was pacing back and forth from the picture table and the autograph hall to see how the lines were, just as it seemed like autographs were almost over, as they called my row many minutes before, the pictures were put out. LUCKILY I received my picture and I was able to make the line for Jensen, photo hidden. So again I nervously wait in line, when I got to him in line, he recognized me and said “Hey you” and smiled, and of course I was like “Hi” *giggles* and then I said “Jensen I’m really sorry about the book photo op”. He smiled and was like “ah, it’s no problem at all” And I said “Okay I just wanted to make sure you know I didn’t mean anything bad by it” and he said “Don’t worry about it, it’s perfectly fine”. I apologized to his handler also and she said “ Its okay honey, I’m not mad about it” and they both said you have a good night and pretty much don’t worry. So *SIGH OF RELIEF*

Got my autograph and his Blessing!! However me being me, I wanted security…So…To Make sure…When I got my Misha autograph, I walk up to Misha with items in hand to get signed.


Misha: “Oh hey it’s you, how are you?”


Me: “I’m good thank you, how are you?”


Misha: “I’m good, I’m good, are you having fun?


Me: “Yeah, it’s been really great”


*Misha begins to sign my items*


Me: *Nervously* “Can I ask you a question?”


Misha: “Of course go ahead”


Me: “Was Jensen upset with the photo with the book?”


Misha: *smiles, then giggles* “Oh no, he wasn’t upset at all. He would have gone through with it if a certain handler didn’t snatch it away from us”


Me: “Are you sure? I really don’t want him to be upset, I just didn’t think it’d be bad”


Misha: “No, don’t worry about it at all, he wasn’t upset” *Misha hands back items*


Me: “Okay, thank you Misha, thank you. You have a great night” *I say while gathering my stuff*


Misha: “You’re welcome. You too” *Misha smiles*


*I turn to walk away when Misha says to me*


Misha: “Don’t give it a second thought”


I respond by just smiling and saying a relieved “Okay”, and then I turn and head out to the hall.

So…This is that photo, from my amazing Nashcon 2016 time…I hope those viewing, find the humor in it as much as I do…If you’re gonna share it, please just attach this story with it, so people know, that yes while some might find it tasteless, it was done with a calculated understanding of the actor’s feelings behind taking the photo and not without asking their personal consent for it first, the events that unfolded from it, were not expected and were out of my hands, just as well I finally want to thank Misha and Jensen and just as well, Jared!! (Though they may not ever read this haha) for everything they’re do for the fans, it was a great time and is now a hell of a story I can add to my life of events. Everyone else…enjoy. :)


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the story of the underwear cockles op

y’all wanna hear the story of how @amazinmango and i got this photo op at phxcon this weekend?

PART ONE: BEFORE THE OP

so here’s the thing: n o n e of this was planned. it was amazing, hilarious, ridiculous kismet. 

mango’s had his birthday recently, and so i brought his birthday present with me to phxcon. part of the present was a pair of jensen’s underbears (i think the text i sent mango right after jib was, “we’re close enough that it’s not weird if i buy u underwear right????”) bc i thought that was hilarious from jib and mango is a huge jensen fan and dean!boy. so the original joke was just that mango could have the bear underwear. i also got him a second pair in orange, bc orange is his fav colour. this was as far as i thought this would go. 

so i get into phoenix thursday night and give mango his present. we didn’t know there were cockles photo ops until friday afternoon when we saw hard tickets for sale. i distinctly remember being bummed that my hometown con had cockles photo ops for sale online but phxcon, the one i was actually going to, did not. but obviously once i saw they were available, like. THERE WAS ONLY ONE CHOICE. so after deciding it was completely financially irresponsible when we have no money, i bought the op. 

i can’t remember when it occurred to us that we had both the underbears and a pair of lucky orange underwear for misha in our hotel room. we wanted to do something fun and funny for the op, and cracked ourselves up at the idea. but we were also aware that it could be, you know, kind of sort of maybe intensely uncomfortable to be like (a) i know what underwear u were wearing and (b) here i brought pairs of them for you to further laugh over. i have a T E R R I B L E akdslkjkas embarrassment squick, so we didn’t want to do anything that made us uncomfortable, and we definitely didn’t want to do anything that would make misha or jensen uncomfortable. we wanted them to have fun with us and play around with us. 

we ran our idea passed our roomie, who has some good con experience, to see if she thought it would fly or not. we agreed on judging our plan based on their mood on the day and asking them if they felt comfortable enough to do it was the best course of action, with a back-up plan ready to go immediately just in case, so j+m knew we were serious that they could totally pass on it if it was weird. CONSENT AND SAFE SPACE. we were hella concerned about this. 

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anonymous asked:

how do you decide what to do with your face in pictures? there are a lot of tutorials on posing but they mostly just talk about the body and i feel like my face looks boring or weird in most pictures

AS ALWAYS this stuff takes practice. You get more comfortable the more you do it, but there are tips and shortcuts to help you achieve something more in your control then just smiling and hoping you look right. 

My favorite tips are the, “MMMM”  “me” “haha” and “you” tricks! And what they are, are words to say to yourself during your pose to help train your face into specific structures. 


For smiling for example, specifically with your mouth closed, practice saying “MMM” when you pose! It creates a really natural curve to your mouth, without making your cheeks ache and contract when you force yourself into a fake smile. I know this all sounds stupid, but seriously try it. Try it in some selfies, practice agnling your head. Say it out loud if you need to!

Here’s me saying “MMMM” to make a closed lipped smile! 

For an open mouthed, natural, teeth smile, say “Me” when you pose!! You can either say “Me” as you smile for a prounouced smile, or simply say it as the shutter goes off to catch a more candid looking, happy state of your face. 

These are all “me” poses, where im literally saying the word under my breath to train my face. 

Saying “You” so youself as you exhale through your lips, creates a very neutral, easy, UN TENSE, looking face. Its my go to for everything. YOU poses are awesome for static poses, where you just need your face to look normal, natural, and pretty. Lol. It’s great cause if you dont do this and keep your mouth closed, you often look boring or too stiff. Sayng “you” activates your muscles and livens your face enough that you dont look dead or lifeless. 

These are all You poses. I’m literally saying that word a I pose. And some of these I say YOU while putting a little smile in there by thinking happy thoughts.

I don’t use “HAHA” as much, but it really is just like you might think. Saying HAHA out loud as you pose creates that easy going, natural look of laughing. 

As you might tell, Posing is a lot about ACTING as well as knowing your body. 

SO GET LOOSE. In between photos im CONSTANTLY moving around. And after a few shots im cosntantly stretching my mouth wide, making fish faces, puffing my cheeks, RELAXING my muscles so they don’t do that horrendous School Day smile that we all dread. 

And again PRACTICE. Get in front of that mirror and try out a bunch of stuff. Try DIFFERENT WORDS to see what saying them dos to your expression. Try angles and poses at home, so when the camers in front of you, your ready. 

Then youll be able to do more complicated stuff too. 

home after rain

blue orchids short story

pairing: jungkook | reader
genre: too much fluff.. too much cute
word count: 3.986
author’s note: surprise! \o/ I honestly have no idea how or why this happened. yesterday I just… started writing, and here we are, a few thousand words later. also, bear in mind that this is a sequel to blue orchids, so you need to read that one first if you want to understand this short piece. hope you all enjoy!

This story is set six years into the future within Blue Orchids’ universe.


The sun rays are melting on your skin. It has been a while since the skies opened up like this, leaving the sun bare to the living, its warmth a pleasant gift after days of storm and gloom. The sand under your legs and feet is, fortunately, not scorching — not yet, at least. The early morning is still warming up to the pristine sun, and the salty winds of the beach are still a strange mixture of the growing heatwave and the remnants of past iciness.

You cannot remember the last time you visited the beach, but it does not feel foreign or uncomfortable. It feels like you belong, mind at peace and body molding to the sand as your extended legs allow your toes to brush against the gentle waves that break and ebb away, water still too chilly to enjoy at its fullest.

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anonymous asked:

love square online gaming AU

“Okay, I quit. Ladybug’s mother likes me more than Ladybug does. How does that work?”

Walking back to her computer, Marinette snorted, wondering if that had anything to do with hearing her mom shout, “She’s AFK, dear,” earlier.

“Because she never has to talk to you, obviously.”

“Meouch. I assure you that your mother and I have had some lovely conversations.”

Marinette, who’d been a party to most of those conversations (which mostly consisted of her mother handing over blackmail material by the bucketload), hurried on, “Anyway, I’m sure you don’t want to hear all about my exciting trip to the bathroom, so—”

Right on queue, her channel partner said, “Wait, what kind of exciting are we talking about? Because—”

“The kind where I stubbed my toe on the cabinet,” she interrupted, choking down a laugh as she booted her character back up, “so hush.”

A rush of notifications from the livesteam chatters let her know that Chat had been ‘yowling like a horny cat’ and that they were glad she was back.

“Oh my god, you guys.”

Looks like Elle’s gonna win the prize,” Chat sang, either oblivious or uncaring of the way their supporters were slandering his name, “If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies—”

“No.”

Fifteen different variations of, It’s true though! popped up on Marinette’s screen.

You two need to kiss!

“A-huh,” Marinette half-snorted and half-sighed. “If kitty-gamer over there ever wants to move his butt from New York to Paris, I’ll give it a thought.”

All her lines went dead silent, and what followed had to be the strangest silence in Marinette’s Let’s Play career.

“…What?”

Oh my god popped up in the chat window a couple of times, but other than that, no one said a peep.

What?

Chat cleared his throat.

“I, um… I am.”

One second for it to sink in, and then Marinette’s gut flipped inside-out.

“You’re… what?”

Chat cleared his throat again, and Marinette wondered how she could hear the blush. “Moving. To Paris.”

“…Oh.”

“Not! Of course! That we have to meet or anything if you don’t want to, but I’m not going to be online for like five days in like… two weeks.”

“Oh,” said Marinette, and sank her teeth into her suddenly tingling lips, face hot. “Well, h-how about that.”

‘How about that’ indeed, she thought as Chat laughed on the other side of the line. Three years of shooting down her friend’s ridiculous advances, and now, suddenly, she was faced with the idea that they might not be quite so ridiculous, and…

And, suddenly, all of her was a little warmer — and a little more eager — than she’d like to think about.

Urk.

“Aaaaaanyway,” she said in her very best Ladybug voice, “we’re burning airtime, people! Let’s move! I want this base conquered by sundown!”

“Yes’m!”

(i have space in my brain for about 3 Things. here’s two of them)


Dorian specializes in let’s plays of scary games. Zombies, murders, creepy kids in dark hallways. Part of his channel’s appeal, he knows, the thing that really makes his videos stand out, is Bull. Bull, who hates horror movies and video games, but loves Dorian enough to cower in the corner and hide his face in a pillow during every cut scene.

He’ll play other genres on request, though. Lately his subscribers really want him to play this game with the giant bird-dog. Bull wants to play it too, and that’s really the deciding factor.

But no one told Dorian that the point of The Last Guardian was climbing really high up. He can deal with jump scares, and gore, and fucked up shit, but climbing up the side of a building at the edge of a million-mile drop is not something he can do.

About 20 minutes into the livestream, Dorian hands the controller off to Bull, and doesn’t take it back.

Commentary that makes it onto the highlight reel includes:

“Man, it’s a good thing this kid is like, an Olympic level gymnast, because it would be really bad if he lost his grip now.”

“The graphics in the game are gorgeous! Look, Dorian, you can see the leaves on that tree down there!” 
“No I can’t. I’m not looking.”

“Dorian, you’re going to have to let go of my arm if you want me to get past this part.”

“Oh, cool! There’s more tightropes further up!”
“Bye.”

“Eat the fucking thing, Trico.”

“Don’t stop there, you’re going to fall!” 
“No I’m– oh shit.”

even more underrated Iconic™ six of crows/crooked kingdom moments

part i // part ii

  • kaz: man with a knife, remember?
    jes: man with a gun!
    kaz: t(ಠ‿ಠ)t
  • the entire who-has-the-biggest-price-on-their-head competition. including, but not limited to: jesper’s disappointment at being worth ‘only’ 30,000 kruge. matthias’ disdain for kaz’s price of 100,000 kruge. kaz acting nonchalant about it all but you know he’s reveling in his spot as No. 1 Wanted Criminal
  • nina “beguiling” matthias; aka dancing around him and poking his chest
  • jes: ”sure, im skinny, but i stay drier in the rain.“
    matt: ”how?”
    jes: “less falls on me.”
    matt: why tf are all you people so weird
  • oYSTERS, MISS?? (made Iconic by the audiobook but still)
  • kaz just wants to run his hands through inej’s hair and get drunk on her laugh,,,,, boi u in so deep
  • strontium chloride
  • everything about colm ‘if I’m already aiding, i may as well abet’ fahey and his hat
  • when matthias, kuwei, and kaz, aka Ketterdam’s Most Wanted, walked into the church of barter under protection of ketterdam law for kuwei’s auction and literally the entire world went nuts bc they couldn’t do anything about it
  • when inej killed that poisonous lizard thingy in hellgate in the blink of an eye and matthias was like ‘yeah this one’s a demon too’
  • “I definitely did not tell them to blow up the lab”
  • wylan: my father is not evil
    wylan: *goes to saint hilde, sees what his father did to his mother, has an emotional breakdown in the middle of a road*
    wylan: my father is the satan devil incarnate
  • #ham4crows!! i still cant believe leigh used ‘outgunned and outmanned’ in crooked kingdom
  • ‘moose is probably your native tongue’
  • when kaz went after the black tips to get inej and spilled “enough blood to paint a barn red” #getbrekked
  • “you have crumbs on your cleavage”
    “don’t care" incredible.
  • inej’s brass knuckles get ’em girl
  • when kaz fought the dregs and he ripped two rusty nails out of an axe shaft and used them to gouge out a man’s throat #getbrekked #fightagangdownastaircase 
  • setting raisins on fire
  • nina; refusing to wake up: “the dead request five more minutes
  • WYLAN’S INTERROGATION (!!!) as if i didn’t need to hate Van Eck more. as if i didn’t need to have more feelings about wylan and the people that he loves. as if i didn’t need to be more concerned that the Plan was going to fall through the cracks yet again. as if i  d i d n ‘ t
  • ‘be still, little bumblebee’ is…… an actual song in the grishaverse.
  •  kaz,,,,,, c a m l y and p r e c i s e l y sliced up oomen’s face, rAMMED HIS FINGERS INTO HIS EYE SOCKET, RIPPED OUT his en t i r e eyeball from the root, and shoved a handkerchief wet with oomen’s own spit into the hole. without batting an eye. the ultimate #getbrekked.
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That world, and the people inhabiting it, was a reflection of your own desires. What might have been if Komaeda Nagito lacked his good fortune and led a quiet, uneventful life.