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anonymous asked:

Are you still doing the sentence thing? Can I get a Jason Todd with 'Any other time, I would welcome, even laugh at, your puns, but it isn't a punny situation right now'?

I have a few of these left sorry it’s taking them longer than expected!
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‘Any other time, I would welcome, even laugh at, your puns, but it isn’t a punny situation right now’? you shot a glare Jason’s way.

He smiled at you “Well I heard this one time a doctor made a woman laugh and she literally laughed the baby out”

“Well does it look like I’m laughing?!” You yelled squeezing his hand tighter.

“Sorry I didn’t mean to be a pain in the abdomen”

“Jason Peter Todd when I’m done delivering this baby I’m going to kill you”

“One last push” the doctor interrupted your scolding your husband.

Doing as told it was all soon over. You caught your breath while the nurses cleaned up the newborn. Jason kissing your head “So do I have to fear for my life or?”

“You’re lucky I’m exhausted or you’d be running” Panting as he chuckled at the statement. Kissing your lips he muttered “That I would be”

REQUESTS CLOSED

Data drabble - “You never told me you had a fucking twin.”

Requested? Yes, by an anon
Word count? 362
Warnings? None

You folded your arms over your chest as Data sat quietly in your quarters. You paced before him, trying to figure out what to say.

“Y/N, I am sorry for any distress Lore caused you,” he said.

You sighed heavily. “No. Don’t be sorry, Data. This isn’t your fault.”

“Then why do you seem … upset?”

“Because you never told me you had a fucking twin.”

Data quirked his head to the side. “Fascinating. Does using that word help you feel more calm?”

“What?” you asked, caught off guard.

“Fucking,” he stated. “I noticed that you tend to use that word or variations of it when you are angered or bothered by something.”

You huffed out a brief laugh. “Yeah, I guess it does help me express my emotions sometimes.”

“Fascinating,” he repeated. “But, to acknowledge your statement, technically Lore is not my twin, but rather a different copy of me and my programming.”

You held up your hand to cut him off. “Look, this is just … a bit unsettling, you know? What if there are more androids out there like Lore? What if they find you some day? Or what if Lore is reactivated somehow?”

Data held out his hand to you, knowing that by taking it it’d calm you down. “It is nearly impossible that Lore will ever function again. And, as for other androids the likelihood of that happening is miniscule. I am unique. As far as we know, I am the only android this advanced—other than Lore, of course. But, as I said, it is nearly impossible that Lore will ever function again.”

You smiled slightly. “You certainly are unique, Data. I’m sorry for being so riled up. It’s just that what Lore said and did …”

“You do know that I will always protect you, do you not?” He pulled you onto the couch next to him and put his hand on your thigh. “I will always help you when you need me, Y/N. Nobody, not even Lore, will hurt you so long as I am here, do you understand?”

Your smile widened. “Yes, I understand. Thank you, Data.”

every time they call him the baba yaga (which, good pronunciation on the whole, i’m impressed) i just have to laugh because like… it does mean the boogeyman in one sense but it is more of the russian version of the boogeyman than a translation, the real baba yaga is an old witch who looks like this

and lives in this chicken-legged house

young married christian blogger: Guys. I get it. Singleness is SO tough. I’ve been there! During those 6 months in 8th grade before meeting my wonderful soulmate (jared the sexiest hubby in the world :):):) ) I was so alone. It’s a season of life that just knocks you off your feet, doesn’t it?! Haha. I’ve been there ladies. So if you’re 25 and have a crippling fear of being alone, WAIT ON GOD’S TIMING. His timing was conveniently perfect for me so I guess I just feel like I am the appropriate person to give you advice :) By the way, we’re expecting!!!!!!!!!

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she had the world || panic! at the disco

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Today I found out that as a fanartist I was probably given too much power

(14/2 is Yamagata’s birthday and 15/2 is Kinoshita’s and I was drawing them for it and then I wondered)

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*hysterical laughing in the distance*

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Jeno as a leader for one day was enough to remind Jisung who rules 😂😂

Lance: Keith’s so dumb, he’d probably bring his knife to a gun fight

Keith, pulling out a pistol from his side satchels: Jokes on you i’d also bring a gun with my knife. Welcome to Texas

Dear Fellow Otayuri Shippers:

It’s been exactly a month since episode 10 of Yuri!!! on Ice aired and our darling prince Otabek Altin was introduced to the anime, which gave birth to the Otayuri ship. I am so, so proud that in this one month, we have collectively built an Otayuri empire with hundreds and hundreds of fic, artwork and just content in general! Thank you all so much for being in this fandom with me and making it absolutely magical!

To commemorate our one month anniversary, I decided to break down and record just exactly how much screen time Otayuri got in the anime…

Episode 10:

5:11-5:19 (8 seconds) - Otabek notices Yuri standing in the corner after turning down JJ’s offer to have dinner together. Yuri aggressively reacts by calling Otabek an asshole and asks him what he’s looking at. Otabek just turns around and walks away. Yuri looks after him with a look of bewilderment.

9:39-10:15 (34 seconds) - Yuri is hiding in an alleyway from his fans. Otabek appears and tells Yuri to get on the motorcycle while Yuri looks freaked out. Yuri realizes who Otabek is and Yuri’s fans find him in the alleyway. Otabek asks Yuri if he’s coming or not. Yuri stares at Otabek. He then gets on the motorcycle and Otabek drives away while Yuri’s fans take pictures. Yuri looks up at the sky, probably wondering about Otabek and his intentions. The news that the hero of Kazakhstan “kidnapped” the Russian Fairy goes viral.

10:15-11:41 (1 minute 26 seconds) - Otabek and Yuri walk up the stairs to the top of a beautiful structure. Otabek tells Yuri about their shared past and his own past. He tells Yuri that he thinks that Yuri has “the eyes of a soldier.” Yuri shares some of his own past in return. Yuri asks Otabek why he came and approached him. Otabek tells Yuri that he just thought that they were alike. He then asks Yuri if he’s going to become friends with him or not. Yuri looks shocked. However, Otabek and Yuri eventually clasp and shake hands, while being bathed in the Barcelona sunset.

15:01-15:03 (2 seconds) - Mari and Minako-sensei spot Otabek and Yuri having tea together, and they watch through the shop window as Yuri speaks enthusiastically to Otabek and Otabek listens fondly with a small smile on his face.

15:13-15:14 (1 second) - Otabek and Yuri are shown sitting next to one another during the group gathering.

15:19-15:22 (3 seconds) - Yuri turns to Otabek and asks with a look of disgust why they all had to get together.

17:58-18:02 (4 seconds) - Otabek and Yuri walk away from JJ side by side.

Episode 11:

14:53-14:55 (2 seconds) - Yuri yells “davai!” at Otabek and Otabek responds with a thumbs up.

15:45-16:02 (17 seconds) - Otabek reminisces about his time training at Yakov’s summer camp in St. Petersburg and his impression of young Yuri.

15:45-15:47 (2 seconds) - When Sara mentions how Otabek is different now, the shot pans to Yuri and zooms in on his face.

16:16-16:19 (3 seconds) - Yuri looks shocked and then impressed by Otabek’s triple axel, his lips curling up into a smirk.

16:26-16:28 (2 seconds) - After watching Otabek complete his quad toe loop flawlessly, Yuri smirks and says “heh…?”

17:38-17:39 (1 second) - Yuri utters a happy little “yeah” after seeing Otabek’s score.

Episode 12:

17:10-17:13 (3 seconds) - Otabek shouts “davai!” to Yuri, and Yuri responds with a thumbs up.

19:49-19:50 (1 second) - Otabek claps while watching Yuri’s free skate, a small smile on his face.

Total: 2 minutes 48 seconds

Y’all. WE BUILT A FUCKING EMPIRE OFF OF 2 MINUTES 48 SECONDS OF SCREENTIME??? THAT’S LITERALLY SO AMAZING HOLY SHIT??? I AM SO FUCKING PROUD OF US!!! LET’S KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!! <3