but i just saw this im sorry im so sorry im trash

Drunk RFA Confession

this turned so long in the end yikes, but i couldn’t help write angst because im angst trash lmao also im sorry to all jakes out there (requests are open btw!) ^^


YOOSUNG

  • Yikes, Yoosung?? in Zen’s house?? with beer???
  • It can only mean trouble for this drunk little bastard 
  • He was feeling really depressed because he’s been failing at LOLOL, failing at his exams and worst of all, MC was on a date
  • His chest was hurting so much at the thought of his hopeless crush with another person so he decided to drink his problems away
  • Zen was really irritated because Yoosung was sobbing and kept saying that his princess was taken away from him and that he will never have a chance with her
  • But Zen slapped this boi and called MC over saying that he couldn’t handle any more of Yoosung’s whining
  • She led him back to his apartment, struggling to keep himself on his feet but he felt giddy when he felt MC’s arms wrapped around his waist
  • MC tucked him to bed and placed a wet rug on his forehead
  • He caught  her hand and started kissing her fingers, kissing her knuckles and she was so red
  • “Yoosung what are you doing?”
  • “To reward my love for her hardwork”
  • His love?? wait he likes her????
  • “Yoosung what are you talking about”
  • “You’re so pretty… I know I can’t be the perfect man for you and I cherish your happiness so I really hope this Jake guy you went on a date with treats you well, I love you” 
  • He brushes the hair from your face as he pressed his lips against yours and collapsed 

ZEN

  • Zen knew going to a club was bad and dangerous but he couldn’t help himself
  • He was going to play lead in another musical but he had accidentally broken his arm 
  • Zen protested and told the director he was going to be fine but told him that it was going to be too late and that they were going to find a new actor to replace him
  • He got really depressed and with the added fact that he recently saw MC with another guy laughing like they were on a date had him on the edge all week, that was his breaking point
  • He drank and smoked and was dancing with the girls at the bar trying to embed in his mind that it was MC he was holding but he just couldn’t imagine 
  • He was never really satisfied and had enough
  • He was stumbling when he reached MC’s door, knocking on it loudly
  • “Zen what are you doing out here, it’s late”
  • When she smells the smoke and alcohol in his mouth she couldn’t help but sigh 
  • Zen leans up against the door frame, puts his hands in his pocket and stares at her
  • “I’m sorry, but I had to see you atleast once tonight”
  • She pulled him in and made him sit at his couch telling him that there was no way she was going to let him go home in this state and offered to stay at hers for the night
  • Zen was really embarassed and while MC was draping a blanket around his body she kissed his forehead and sighed
  • “I thought we already talked about your drinking and smoking habits”
  • “I know.. and im ashamed that you get to see me like this, if that Jake dude ever hurts you, come to me I- I’ll be there for you, always. I’m just sorry I can’t be the man for you with all these habits… I love you”
  • Then he softly kissed her left eye and proceeded to kiss her lips gently before completely passing out on the couch
  • MC has never been so flustered 

JUMIN

  • They were celebrating yet again another engagement party of Jumin’s father
  • It was in a hotel venue and Jumin was free to invite a plus one so he decided to bring MC along
  • But his spirits deflated when MC said she couldn’t go because she had a date
  • So all night he was distracted and all night he kept subconciously reaching out for wine
  • He kept checking the messenger and when they were all teasing MC about her date and that she was the first to have a lovelife he couldn’t help bit feel a pinch in his chest
  • Screw that it felt like there was something impaled at his chest 
  • He can just imagine MC and her date sharing jokes, hugging… kissing
  • His grip on the glass tightened as it spilled on his thousand dollar suit
  • Jumin excused himself from the crowd because of his embarassing display and headed straight for the washroom
  • He collided with someone on the way and was about to scold them when he saw the familiar face and his glare suddenly disappeared into a soft gaze
  • MC was there and explained that they had a dinner date here and they had just finished.
  • Jumin wrapped his arms around MC as he inhaled her scent.. her scent. Not a trace of another man, meaning they haven’t displayed those actions and so Jumin was fast to claim them
  • Trying to place his scent on her trying to mark her as his
  • Jumin then realized that he must be drunk enough for him to get this bold
  • “Jumin you smell like spilled wine” She pushed herself off of him
  • “That’s because it is, darling” He smiled fondly at her, stroking her hair
  • “Get changed” 
  • “I don’t have any spare ones, but i’ll gladly head home so you can tend to me” jumin calm down
  • “No thanks but i’d see you off to your car atleast”
  • “Sounds good to me”
  • She led him to his van and adviced driver kim that he be sent home 
  • “Thank you MC… You’d be a good wife. I hope that he treats you well but remember that I will always hold you dear to my heart. I love you”
  • He kissed the top of her head as he held her waist

JAEHEE

  • Jaehee had been really stressed about the coffee shop that she owns with MC because she’s been out on a date while Jaehee basically suffers handling extra because of MC’s absence
  • Not to mention how cranky she has been all day, scaring customers away and often getting orders wrong
  • She has never been such a wreck until today 
  • She was on the verge of tears as she popped open a bottle of soju and drank away the sorrow of lost customers and broken hearts
  • Jaehee always had this hopeless crush on MC but seeing her with someone else really broke her
  • She suddenly started to laugh loudly to herself, her voice echoing through the empty coffee shop
  • “MC will never like a woman like me, a woman with no elegance, who’s such a stuck up while she’s out there reaching out to people and shining for them”
  • She was saying all these compliments about MC loudly 
  • And again laughed at how ridiculous the situation is 
  • So she dialed Zen’s number thinking that she could get some release by having to talk to someone about it
  • “Hey Zen, ugh im sorry to call, im just really stressed right now”
  • She started to talk about how she was too unfit for MC and afterwards started complimenting her yet again
  • “I just.. I just love her too much”
  • “Jaehee have you been drinking?”
  • She was startled when she heard a sound of a feminine voice instead of a male one though
  • Oh shit she accidentally called MC
  • She sighed through the phone 
  • “I’m sorry I didn’t get to help you today.. but look up”
  • Jaehee did and saw MC through the glass windows smiling, a phone at hands, and two cups of coffee on the other

SEVEN 

  • The stress of previously working from an intelligence agency is greater compared to his current job but there will still be some bad days 
  • And today is one of those days
  • “You’ve been really cranky lately, what’s gotten into you?” Saeran asked as he rolled his eyes
  • Seven grunted as he continued to angrily type, muttering the words ‘date’, ‘MC’ and ‘Jake’
  • Saeran snickered as he opened a tab to a CCTV footage of her so called date
  • “Stop it, im trying to work” 
  • Seven had enough and closed the footage, allowing him to work more efficiently
  • After he had done a few assignments and Seran had gone back to his room, instead of chugging down his usual Phd Pepper he opted for the beer Zen once left when he visited
  • He was getting drunker by the minute and when he heard that someone got through his security system he was alerted
  • MC was there smiling while holding out the bag of ice cream she had bought
  • “Hey Seven! I bought you and Saeran Ice cre-”
  • “Are you stupid MC?!”
  • “W-what are you talking about?”
  • “I thought someone broke in ugh! I should’ve never given you the answers through my door”
  • “Why don’t you just stop meddling with my life! You’re so annoying, even back in the apartment you were annoying. Why can’t you just leave for one second”
  • “Fine then i’ll do you a favor and leave for more than a second, i’ll give you forever!”
  • “Suit yourself, go run away with that stupid Jake boy”
  • MC stood menacingly towards Seven
  • “Do not bring him into this”
  • “Aww little MC’s sooo inlove, yeah yeah just get out of here” Seven crossed his arms
  • MC eyes pricked with tears as she threw the ice cream at his feet
  • “That was supposed to be for you, since I knew you were stressed lately but who cares, tell Saeran I said hi… or goodbye”
  • She wiped the tears using her sleeve and quickly left the house
  • Seven tched as he picked up the Ice cream and suddenly sobbed, curling his body and running his fingers aggresively through his hair 
  • Saeran came in and was confused as to why Seven was acting like that
  • He saw the food and connected the pieces together
  • “You idiot.. MC was coming to bring you this didn’t she, what did you do”
  • Saeran held Seven’s collar, pulling him up
  • “What did you do?!?”
  • After a punch to his face, Seven tried to catch up to MC seeing as she wasn’t too far but his drunked state didn’t help but impede his running
  • When he spotted her he shouted her name at the top of his lungs not caring wether other people hear him
  • But he broke when he saw MC’s tear streakened face
  • “MC I’m sorry! I’m stupid and I’m sorry! please… I love you”
  • MC was shocked after hearing those words but still she turned around
  • ….and left
5

[I do not understand the sudden urge to change my hair to this style upon saying those words.]

[My understanding is much less so with the impulse to change to this specific set of clothes.]

anonymous asked:

Admin kayleigh! Can you write a crack headcanon? Rfa+saeran walk in on mc stupidly dancing in her room to "someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME" and she gets embarrassed and punches them on the face and the rest is up to you!!!

HOO BOY You not only specifically asked for me to do this, you even chose my favorite crack song, who are you dear anon and can we be friends ^^ 

Zen: 

  • he had peaked his head into your room after knocking and you didn’t answer
  • he heard the music but couldn’t make out the words 
  • until he opened the door
  • there you were, hair brush in hand, belting out to a song from…shrek
  • ‘someBODY ONCE TOLE ME THE WORL- AH!’
  • Zen jumped from your scream as you jumped at the sight of your boyfriend in the doorway
  • ‘you looked so cute MC aww’
  • ‘gET OUT’
  • he’d come back in a few hours to make sure the two of you were okay
  • he didn’t want to bother you while you were so obviously upset

Yoosung: 

  • he had been playing LOLOL so he wasn’t paying attention to the music coming from the bedroom
  • until the game ended 
  • so he followed the sound to find you. smiling brightly when he saw you dancing around the room
  • you ended up screaming and throwing your hairbrush at him
  • he shrieked and darted out of the room. returning minutes later with a cookie sheet as a shield
  • ‘are you mad at me MC?’
  • ohmygod the cutie thinking its his fault
  •  you’d have to explain you were just surprised and embarrassed. you didn’t mean to throw it

Jaehee: 

  • she just needed her pen
  • all she wanted was the stupid pen
  • how was she supposed to know you would be doing that
  • you were in a big t shirt, no pants, and sunglasses on
  • standing on the bed
  • singing badly along to the shrek soundtrack
  • in her defense, it was not her fault she caught you in such an embarrassing position
  • she had knocked
  • but when you fell off the bed in surprise, she did feel kind of bad
  • until you shoved her away (gently mind you) when she tried to help you up
  • and she hit her elbow on the bed post
  • you apologized for like twenty minutes straight
  • she forgave you after the first im sorry

Saeyoung: 

  • this boy
  • it was no accident that he walked into your shrek dance party
  • he heard the music from his computer room
  • and burst into your room singing along
  • you nearly peed your pants
  • once the initial shock wore off though, you pulled him towards you 
  • and the two of you belted out the lyrics to each other
  • even though it was not a love song, or erotic in the least
  • somehow Saeyoung managed to get the two of you in a rather compromising position
  • and he was still singing along

Jumin:

  • he just wanted to check in on you and Elizabeth 3rd during his lunch break
  • he didn’t plan on walking in on you holding Elizabeth above your head singing to her
  • he watched silently for a few seconds as you lowered the cat and then jumped onto the sofa, starting to scream along 
  • your eyes locked with his ‘someBOD-y’ oh shit
  • ‘is this a commoner thing?’
  • “um….yes?”
  • ‘ i want to try it when i come back home, you seemed to be enjoying yourself’
  • ohmygodjuminjustgobeforeidieofembarrasment
  • he would place a kiss on the top of your head, pat Elizabeth then head back to work

Saeran:

  • ‘She’s just like Saeyoung’ was all he could think when he saw you
  • you were making an absolute fool of yourself in his opinion
  • but you still looked cute
  • you had on his tank top and choker 
  • which he had to admit was extremely hot on you
  • and you were shaking what looked like salt and pepper shakers
  • not even in time with the music
  • it made no sense to him, but most of what you did he couldn’t understand
  • like why you chucked the shakers at him when you saw him
  • ‘what the hell MC?’
  • “im so sorry you scared me!”
  • cue an eye roll
  • next thing you know he has you against the wall
  • ‘i scared you?’
  • you nodded slowly, your eyes wide
  • he would smirk slightly, shake his head and kiss the tip of your nose
  • ‘you’re a fucking dork, throw something heavier next time if you plan on defending yourself from someone scary’ he explained when you just blinked in surprise
  • “you’re not scary, you just caught me off guard, calm down edge lord”
  • Saeyoung put his headphones on when he heard the familiar shriek you let out before Saeran and you usually… well you know

-Admin!Kayleigh

A RichJake Fanfic

‘Ow.’ was the first thing Rich thought when he woke up. ‘Fucking shit, that hurts.’ Was the next.

The next thing he thought was ‘What the fuck?’ when he saw the tubes connecting him to an oxygen bag. Then he saw the scars. The scars etched into his skin, reminding him of what happened. The scars that, he knew from the moment he saw them, would taunt him forever.

He expected a shock. One that would make him stand up straighter, make him open his eyes up more, make him smile. It never came.
He expected the voice in his head telling him ‘No Richard, that’s wrong.’ and ‘Do that Richard, not that.’ It wasn’t there anymore. All that was left was the occasional glitch.

He sat up. That was all he could do, lying in a hospital bed with no TV nearby, or phone. He blinked. It became apparent that no, the fire wasn’t a dream.

‘Oh fuck, what did I do?’ Was the last distinguishable thought that popped into his head. Then, they became a blur. ‘How much damage did I do?’ ‘Is everyone ok?’ ‘IS JAKE OK?’

“Oh my god, Rich is awake!” The voice broke him out of his approaching anxiety attack. Whipping his head around, (which he realised was a bad idea after feeling the pain from his settling scars) Rich realised that it was Jeremy Heere’s friend… he couldn’t remember the kid’s name, who was standing in the doorway.

“Hello? Rich? RICH?” The boy said as he ran over to him, flailing his arms infront of Rich’s face.

Rich came to his senses and slapped the boy’s hands away. “WHAT?!”

The boy rolled his eyes. There was a distinct pause as the boy silently scanned him. He then sighed. “You have no idea who I am, do you?”

“No fucking clue.”

Another slightly sad sigh. “Michael Mell. Jeremy’s best friend.”

“Nithe to meet you.” Rich said, reaching out a heavily bandaged arm. ‘Oh shit.’ He then thought. ‘Oh holy fucking shit shrine.’

“You-”
‘Oh god please no.’
“Have a lisp?”

Rich closed his eyes in exasperation. He had forgotten about that.

“No, I jutht like thaying eth'th like that.” He grunted, sarcasm dripping from his every word.

“Jeez, dude, stop getting so defensive.” Michael raised his eyebrows, put his hands up and stepped back in defeat.

“Jutht don’t… talk about it. Pleathe?” Rich stared Michael in the eye, almost threatening him to keep going. 

“Sure bro.” Michael replied casually, probably not even noticing the baleful glance.
“So…” Michael looked down, not wanting to ask the question that was lingering on his tongue, “why’d you do what you did?” He inquired tentatively.

“Don’t,” was the answer. Rich wasn’t even sure himself.

— a month later –

The TV was on. Rich had been moved to a more open room when the doctor’s found out that he was awake. They had told him that he was “Lucky to be alive,” and that they thought he was dead. He almost wished that were true.

He wasn’t paying attention the screen. Lights flickered from it onto the bromidic, white wall as some inaudible noise hummed in the background. Rich had no idea what the yelling woman was angry about, nor did he really care. He didn’t care about much these days.

Most of his friends had come to see him. He had found out, over the past month, that they were real friends.
He and Christine had become fast friends, geeking over the newest Broadway musicals. He had discovered that he had a certain soft spot for musical theatre.  
Chloe was one of his closest friends, which was a surprise to both of the two. They had never really liked each other before, by association. She was his best friend’s ex, he was her ex’s best friend. However, it had all been resolved and she had helped him to paint his nails (which was double as difficult, because they had to convince the doctors that no, Dr. Beck, it’s not secretly alcohol and no, Dr. Duke, we’re not going to stain the bedsheets) and he helped her through her Physics homework, which he had always had an affinity for.
Brooke was forever kind, constantly telling him that he’s not a crusty nerd that deserves to be in the gutter.
Jenna was constantly filling him in with the latest gossip (which he didn’t care much about but he humoured her anyway) and never failed to make him laugh with her own, slightly untrue, details.
Rich could share experiences with Jeremy, about Squips. They were each others’ support for things they knew no one else would understand.
Michael was his friend. There was nothing specific they had in common, but they were the comedic relief in the time that everyone needed it.

There was only one person that wasn’t there. Everyone knew it, but no one said a thing. It would just make their absence more prominent.

'Where are you, Jake? Why haven’t you come by?’

It was a thought that ran through Rich’s head everyday. That day, it was one of the only thoughts that was there.

'Do you hate me? I know I deserve it but I need to see you. Will you hate me even more if you see the mess I really am? Will you ever forgive me?’

His face was ever there in Rich’s mind. Every time he laughed, every time he broke down. Jake was constantly haunting him.

— two months later —

He was being let out soon. At least, that’s what he had overheard when he passed their table. All of them seemed so happy, so overjoyed. So… why wasn’t he?

Jake distanced himself as much as he could. He had tried to stick to normal life. To pretend that it never happened, to pretend that people like Jeremy, Christine, Chloe and Rich had never existed. It was just Jake Dillinger against the world, and he was fine with that. Of course, he wasn’t.
He wanted nothing but to be sitting there with them, celebrating the fact that his best frie- ex best friend was almost back from hospital. He had to keep reminding himself that Rich was his ex best friend. He had incinerated his entire house, for god’s sake! But as hard as he tried, he couldn’t be mad. Rich’s face kept popping up into his head. It wouldn’t go. Whenever he pretended to laugh with his popular friends, at something that wasn’t even funny, he would start to reminisce the times when that laugh wasn’t fake, when he would be cackling like a witch at something stupid Rich had said. Then he’d mentally slap himself for being stupid, and go back to daily life.

He wished it would be different. He wished he could muster up the courage to just go to the damn hospital. But he was too scared.

'Jake Dillinger, scared?’ A voice he knew all too well said in his head. 'Now that doesn’t sound the Jakey-D I know! C'mon bro, go get 'em!’ Rich’s words from his first football game as captain echoed in his ears.
They were fake. That wasn’t Rich. That was his Squip. He had never even known Rich. At least, that’s what a tiny, vexatious voice kept whispering every single time he was close to getting in his car and driving straight up to the hospital. But Jake knew. Jake knew that the real Rich was always there, that he did know the real Rich. He had to have known him, because he wouldn’t be able to live with himself if he didn’t.

He was going to do it. Definitely. He just needed to… figure out how to not fuck up.

'God, this is much harder than I thought it would be.’ He thought.
'Let’s just fucking do it.’

And so Jake Dillinger cracked open the stiff, hospital door with his crutch, and saw him. He saw Richard Goranski, sitting on his creaky, $50 hospital mattress playing Mario Kart with Michael Mell. His grin was wider than Jake had ever seen it, and his hair was pushed back with sweat. He looked almost… hot. Jake then swiftly drew his crutch back, closing the door.

He took a deep breath. 'I can’t fucking do this. I should just… leave forever.’ He peered through the window of the door. Could he break such a happy, serene moment? Could he fucking buck up enough to do this?
'Yeah I fucking can!’ Jake thought, and so he slammed open the door with his crutch.

“I’ll fucking beat your ath, Michael!” Rich yelled as he revved his engine.
“Fucking try me hoe,” Michael challenged. They flashed each other grins as the race began. They were abruptly stopped however, when the ward’s door was slammed open, possibly scuffing the plain walls behind. The pair jumped in surprise, and swivelled their heads around until they could’ve been likened to owls. Standing in the doorway, with a nervous smile on his face, was the last person they could’ve expected.

Silence. For almost a solid minute, there was silence.

Then, it was broken. “Jake?”


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So…. I did this? Just to be clear; I’m not a writer in any way. I did this at 12am on my phone and only wrote this because I ran out of richjake content and needed something, ANYTHING about richjake.

I don’t know if I’ll continue this. I probably will because I have no life, but I honestly have no clue. Also sorry about not having a cut…. ahahaha yeahhh I don’t know how to put one in. If anyone could tell me that would be great thanks!

If you want to get tagged in the next one then just ask! (Like anyone will want to read more of this trash but oh well I tried)

If you also have any ideas for a name that would be greeeaaat because I’m even worse at naming than I am at writing and that’s saying something also im accidentally taunting all of u expensive headphones shippers and im really sorry oops ahaha updated ao3 version: http://archiveofourown.org/works/11494200/chapters/25784262

BABY GIRL

simon minter x reader a/n: hi!! this is my first fic and i know its trash but it was rushed and its late and im probably going to queue this. i had another account before this bu tit was a whole mess so im restarting here!

warnings: smut

requested? no thats why its so cliche and stupid im sorry 

requests are: open!!


You were currently at Cal’s New Years party. The music was blaring, you were being pushed around by sweaty bodies and you were buzzed with alcohol. No matter how many faces were in the crowd you were still looking for one particular man, Simon. He asked you to be his date yet you couldn’t find him anywhere.

After a while, you got tired of looking and decided to mingle with people. One man caught your eye. He had shiny brown hair that was styled perfectly and a perfect smile. Although he had nothing on Simon, it was worth the shot.

You pulled down the front of your short black dress, making your cleavage very prominent and touched up your hair. You walked over to Mr. Perfect and gave him your million dollar smile, and you guys hit it off from there.

When you were laughing particularly loud at one of Mr. Perfect’s jokes as you felt a strong arm wrap around your waist. The subtle scent of the mystery man’s cologne filled your senses and you found yourself snuggling up on his embrace.

“Sorry mate, she’s with me,” and before you knew it you were being dragged out of the house by your waist.

As soon as you entered the elevator the mystery man slammed his lips onto yours. The kiss was all teeth and tongue as he fought for dominance within your mouth. His hands were gripping hard at your waist, you were sure that they were going to leave bruises the next morning. No coherent thoughts were coming to your mind as the only thing that you were able to focus on were his hands dragging down your back towards your ass.

You pulled away from the kiss and moaned, “Simon.” Your skin was burning with lust and the only thing that you could focus on were his crystal blue eyes. Instead of answering you he tilted your head up with his hands and proceeded to dot your neck with hot and wet kisses. Your knees became weak as he continued his assault on your neck. You grasped at his silver locks and moaned his name continuously. You felt him sucking hickeys into your neck and your upper breasts. You were gasping for breath as he moved to pull your dress strap down your arms.

“Fuck,” you breathed out as the elevator came to a halt on the last floor. Simon dragged you out of the elevators and towards his car, you could barely even catch up with his long steps. When he reached the car he pushed you against his car door and all the air was knocked out of you. He continued kissing your neck and you could no longer catch your breath. Your breath hitched as he reached a particularly sensitive part of your neck, as he sucked a hickey into that area you let out a loud moan.

Hearing you moan like that did things to Simon. You could feel his dick twitch in his jeans, which caused the both of you to let out a breathless moan. His hands moved from your waist to the back of your thighs, silently asking you to jump. He then wrapped his arms around your waist and continued sucking hickeys into the side of your neck. Aching for more of his touch you pulled his hair and forced him to bring his lips down onto yours. This kiss was slower and more passionate than the one shared in the elevator, but it still caused tingles to go down your spine. Moans were erupting from the both of you as the tension got high. All you wanted was to rip his clothes off and have your way with him right there in the parking lot, but you knew better.

“Si- Simon, stop,” you said as you pulled your lips from the bruising kiss. He pulled away and you finally got a chance to look at him properly. He was dressed in a tight-fitting, white button down paired with tight black jeans. Just looking at him made your blood boil and your cunt clench. He was too much for you to handle, you felt yourself craving his kiss again. As you were checking him out, he was also checking you out. You were wearing a tight black dress (cliche i know leave me alone) that made all your curves very obvious. The dress was short and stopped above your mid-thighs, leaving nothing to the imagination. When he saw you talking to the prick with the brown hair, something primitive in him snapped. He felt that you were his even though you actually weren’t.

“We should, um, take this back to my apartment,” you managed to stutter out under his heated gaze. You couldn’t even meet his eyes, you felt like he was burning a hole into your body as he unabashedly checked you out. Without saying anything Simon opened the passenger door for you and gently pushed you into the car, you could tell that he was still jealous because he was giving you the silent treatment. Quietly, he slipped into the driver’s seat and started to drive off.

The car ride was completely silent besides the music playing from the radio. It wasn’t exactly an awkward silence but it wasn’t comfortable either. You tried to start up conversations but he refused to speak to you, only answering in nods and shakes of his head. You looked out the window and noticed that there was still a long way to go to your apartment and you couldn’t bear the silence. You looked over his way one more time and you were mesmerized by his features. His styled hair, his chiseled jaw, and his pink lips. Your eyes kept grazing down his body until you noticed something very obvious.

Simon was hard. Very hard. His boner was practically struggling to be freed from the confinement of his jeans. You smiled to yourself, happy that you weren’t the only one affected by the heated session you had previously. With a plan in mind, you gently placed one of your hands on his abdomen. Immediately, you felt his abs clench under your touch. Refraining from shooting him a smirk. You dragged your fingers down his front and stopped right above the button of his jeans. You glanced up and saw that his jaw was clenched and his fingers were wrapped around the steering wheel incredibly hard. You thought he might break the wheel.

Your fingers grazed the top of his covered hard-on and you heard him let out a strangled moan. This gave you the courage to continue. You knew he was a good driver from your years of disturbing him while driving so you weren’t worried (don’t try this irl lol). You hand slowly started to unbutton his jeans and you heard him already letting out pants of laboured breath. You didn’t even know you had this effect on him but you were going to use it to your advantage. You pulled his jeans out and you were shocked to see such a large tent that was formed in his boxers, you never imagined him to be this big. Although you and Simon were considered “a thing”, you weren’t official and have never been intimate with each other besides a few kisses during a game of truth or dare. This was your first time seeing him like this.

When you finally freed him from his boxers he let out a guttural moan, the air hitting his cock giving him a good sensation. You took his cock into your hand, giving it a few leisure strokes, feeling him with underneath your touch. Your fingers reached up to the tip of his dick, spreading his precum around. Deciding to tease him for giving you the silent treatment, you continued to give him a slow and torturing handjob, knowing that this will give him pleasure but it won’t be able to give him an orgasm just yet.

“C'mon baby girl,” he managed to groan, obviously tired of your continuous teasing. Deciding not to prolong it any longer you licked a long stripe with your tongue from the base of his cock to the top, paying attention to the prominent vein running along his dick. Simons breath started coming out in pants, and the air in the car was filled to the brim with sexual tension. You took his tip into your mouth, bobbing your head up and down but only as far as the top of his manhood. His hips gave an involuntary lurch, almost shoving his dick down your throat, but you stopped him by holding down on his thighs. You started taking more and more of him into your mouth, using your hands to rub the places that you weren’t reaching. As you hollowed your cheeks around him, Simons breathing was speeding up, telling you that he was close.

“Bab-Baby, please,” he choked out. When you looked up and saw him in his vulnerable state, desperate to cum, you took pity on him. You then relaxed your throat and took all of him into your mouth, your nose brushing his pubic hairs. You removed one of your hands that were on his thighs, and moving it to his balls, rubbing them. The feeling of his cock in your mouth and his balls heavy in your hands caused you to let out a groan, excited for what’s to come when you get back to your apartment. All you could imagine were your thighs wrapped around hs heading as he ate you out while you were riding his face. The dirty thought caused your arousal to pool in your panties, making you clench your thighs for some friction against your aching clit. The groan you let around Simons cock sent vibrations through his body. The simulation from you sucking him off and your hands on his balls caused his hips to stutter forward as he orgasmed. You felt the warm sticky liquid shoot down your throat. As you swallowed his cum you continued to bob your mouth over his spent dick until he was too sensitive, pushing your head away from his cock.

When you got up and wiped your mouth of his remaining cum, you were met with Simons lustful and heated gaze. You looked around and also realized that you were parked in front of your apartment. You were about to ask him when you got there when he pulled you over the center console and onto his lap. What he said next almost made your insides burn with desire,

You’re next baby girl.

Boyfriend Mark pt.2

for my one and only @zxtlx akksksbsjs

  • we’re such trash for mark i cant even
  • and who isnt tbh , mark lee is just wonderful
  • im about to kill myself and y'all with this post ,
  • lots of fluff coming up , dont cry im warning you
  • okay let’s start

  • like taeyong , he’d probably all you his princess/baby

  • and he treats you like one too
  • your contact name on his phone is saved as “ my jagi 💜💜💕❤ /inserts 828292 more emojis/ ”
  • and likewise , he asked you to save his as “ babe 💜💜💕❤ /emojis everywhere / ”
  • one time haechan caught him texting you ,
  • he almost puked when he saw the convo because it was too sweet and corny
  • “ princess i miss you :-( ”
  • “ babe i miss you too , how’s practice going ? ”
  • “ pretty good , but it’d be better if you were here though ”
  • /haechan starts puking at this point of time/
  • he loves you so much he set the password on his phone lockscreen to your birthday
  • and probably every other password he has too
  • he writes/sings/raps songs for you
  • and asks you for your opinions on them
  • he’s so clueless and confused all the time he often asks you stupid questions
  • “ wait why are you giving me a gift suddenly ”
  • “ it’s your birthday today … ? ”
  • “ oh really , i didn’t know ”
  • “ babe i wished you last night at 12am sharp ?? ”
  • “ you did ? im sorry i think i fell asleep during the movie ”
  • “ oh my god , mark you even replied me ”
  • “ you serious ? but thanks anyway , i love you so much ”
  • and you cant help but pinch his cheek because he’s too adorable
  • sleeptalking mark acting up
  • talking about sleeptalking he often hugs you in the middle of the night
  • and mumbles something like
  • “ i … sarang you ”
  • “ you are my jagi ”
  • “ Y/N’s so cute ”
  • and you’re just there beside him blushing and hugging him tighter because his sleeptalk is always a form as entertainment for you
  • he makes weird noises and background noises when y'all have conversations
  • be it together with the other members ,
  • or just the two of you alone
  • “ okay guys let’s meet up next week ”
  • “ alrights , im looking forward- ”
  • “ yes !!! ”
  • “ woo !!! ”
  • “ yeah … ”
  • “ mark … stop what are you doing ”
  • he’s so sweet and nice he actually got you a guitar ,
  • so he could teach you how to play it
  • and also another reason was because he wanted you to sing songs with him next time
  • he stares at you from afar when you have events/performances
  • and everytime he has that proud motherly smile on his face
  • and he’d always give you two thumbs up to cheer you on
  • one time you accidentally fell down on stage ,
  • he got right of his seat and ran forward to the stage to help you up
  • all within like 0.292993 seconds
  • he even piggybacked you down
  • and obviously the whole school saw so there were lots of cheering over mark’s actions
  • that’s how y'all became the popular couple in school
  • even the teachers are supportive of the relationship and lowkey ships the both of you
  • like how they always make the both of you to pair up to do work/projects/presentations
  • one thing he really hates though ,
  • is when you get really sad and emotional ,
  • because he feels like he isn’t doing enough to comfort you and he starts blaming himself
  • but when you tell him all you need is a hug from him ,
  • he gives you the tightest and warmest hug you ever received
  • and he also gave you a small peck on the lips after
  • he smiles a little because he’s glad he’s able to help you
  • he brings you out on food dates almost everyday
  • and instead of you , he’s always the one getting fascinated by the variety of different foods
  • he also loves sharing/complimenting you on social media
  • there would always be a long paragraph of words for his captions for every picture of you
  • and on every single one the members wuould comment and tease him
  • “ ‘jagi i love you’ why do you never say that to your hyung here ” - taeyong
  • “ lee donghyuck error 404 not found ” - haechan
  • “ mork hyung and y/n so cute !! ” - chenle
  • “ why is mark never like that to us /tags the other members/ ” - yuta “
  • on the bright side, the other members really support your relationship and are always there for the both of you
  • my mind’s blocked now so i’ll stop here im sorry
  • in conclusion , date mark lee , he’s boyfriend material af
  • also a clueless little bean
  • i hope you liked it !!
Friend to Boyfriend!Kim Donghyun

Author’s Note: aaaa im really sorry for not uploading for so long!! im trying to finish even more summer work that i have for my honors classes this year and i need to finish them before band camp starts ( very grueling practices for a week eugg ) im gonna try to finish a couple requests in bulletpoint form because it takes a long time for me to do my usual writings!! 

later on in the day: my fucking thigh somehow unlocked the thing that kept my laptop battery in and it turned my laptop off so i lost a lot of the things that i wrote down hhhhhh im actually so angry bcuz i lost so much but whatever 

Originally posted by hitoritabi

kim donghyun as your boyfriend (mainly the things that led up to it lol)

  • you met through a project in middle school that you had to do which required pairs
  • the teacher didn’t let the class choose their partners and had randomly assigned people together
  • wow how convenient you got kim donghyun as your partner 
  • you knew he existed because he was generally outgoing towards people so he was friends with alot of people but you never really talked to him before
  • it was easy to feel comfy around him because of his personality and you saw why so many people were friends with him (cuz hes a sweetheart duh)
  • you guys started researching things at the library which ended quickly because you were too loud
  • donghyun would somehow make a bunch of bad jokes while you were researching for the project (which was funny because yaknow middle school humor) and you two would burst out laughing
  • the librarian kicked you out lol
  • you decided to go to your house to continue the research and youe parents were surprised to see you bring a boy home with you
  • donghyun was very polite to your parents and greeted them with his bright smile
  • obv your parents questioned if he was your boyfriend but you had to explain that he was your partner for a project (plus you just met so you didn’t really think about that)
  • doing the project was actually a lot of fun with donghyun because of his bad jokes and not sounding boring whenever he was reading out the information
  • throughout the week, he would come over to your house to finish the project since it was a bad idea to go back to the library
  • your parents grew to like him and treated him as if he was their own son (but they were highkey shipping you two bcuz awww)
  • fast forward to the day where you need to present your project to the class 
  • you felt a little nervous because you didn’t like speaking in front of the class much but donghyun lifted your mood and joked around with you
  • the presentation was fun for the class too, donghyun making some bad puns and jokes throughout it making some of the classmates laugh or groan at
  • regardless, you received full points on the project which made the two of you really happy since you basically worked all week on it
  • even after the project, you guys started hanging out with each other 
  • whenever you would be in the same classes the following years, you were relieved to have your best friend there (aka donghyun)
  • people would often mistake you as a couple since you were so close 
  • the both of you denied it because at the time you only saw each other like family (yall are still young dating doesnt come to mind)
  • you often see donghyun being confessed to during school and tbh you didnt know how to feel about it?
  • mainly “its none of my business whatever” but you would still tease him about it later
  • like when valentines day came around, you would see donghyun coming up to you holding a shit ton of chocolates and you would have to help him carry them home
  • “you’re gonna get fat because all of the chocolates you get every year”
  • “that’s why i’ll give some of them to you so you can get fat with me”
  • “wowwww way to throw away those girl’s feelings onto me donghyun”
  • the ugly face competition at each other begins and ends quickly because donghyun would always win at making the ugliest faces
  • this scene highkey sounds cliche but whatever lol
  • since he was popular as mentioned with the hundreds of chocolates he would get for valentines day, the girls in your school obv knew how close you were to him and would get jealous
  • some of them would be petty jealous to the point where they would mess with you (just cuz u were friends with him) 
  • it would start with not being able to find your books that you needed for class
  • they would either be in some trash can or thrown out of the window and into some bushes
  • donghyun would see you stress out trying to find your books and even spots you fishing one out of the trash
  • “y/n what happened?? why is your english book in the trash?”
  • cue the upset but annoyed face “its probably one of your fangirls again” 
  • youre dusting off the book and looking at the pages that were messed up with a clearly irritated face
  • donghyun feels bad bcuz what you said was probably right and he scratches the back of his head since the situation felt tense
  • you knew it really wasnt his fault but you felt super bothered that they had to interfere with your life 
  • this happened occasionally and you felt like you had to distance yourself from donghyun a little during school because of it
  • he noticed you were distancing yourself and he was getting sad (who wouldnt be sad if ur best friend was slowly drifting away from you smh)
  • over text message
    • dh: y/n??? have you been ignoring my messages?
    • y/n: oh sorry i was doing homework (obv a lie)
    • dh: i know that’s a lie since when do you not do hw last minute 
    • y/n: idk i just felt like doing it? what’s it to you
    • dh: y/n i’ve known you since middle school this isn’t like you 
    • dh: i know you’ve been lying the past couple weeks just talk to me already :(
  • was i that obvious?” you thought looking at his text and felt guilty 
    • y/n: well i dont want to get in the way of your life
    • dh: get in the way??? what do you mean
    • y/n: i mean all of those girls that like you
    • y/n: plus some of them have taken a step up to even bully me because im around you so much and i feel bad about it
    • dh: y/n you shouldn’t have to feel bad about that… i acknowledge that they like me but that shouldn’t stop you from being my best friend
  • you felt sort of a pang in your chest because your actions made him upset
    • dh: if you ever feel like this again you need to come talk to me okay? i dont like seeing you upset.
    • y/n: dkjkjjdhaas what did i do to deserve a friend like you >;((((
    • dh: cuz you earned my heart over the years ,’;))))))
    • y/n: lmao ew dont say it like that thats gross
    • dh: im just saying the truth y/n 
    • y/n: yeah yeah whatever. since you knew i lied about doing hw come over with snacks cuz i was actually watching netflix lol
    • dh: alright lol
  • it takes like 10 min for him to get snacks at the convenient store and to your house 
  • btw its the weekend so no worries about school lol
  • he gets to your room places the snacks on the table you set up in front of your bed
  • an idea pops up in your head and you turned to donghyun with an excited expression
  • “lets make a fort”
  • he has that wide smile and quickly runs to the hallway closet where you guys kept your extra blankets and pillows (your house was basically his second home so he knew where everything was lol)
  • using the thin blankets to make the cover of the fort and stacking the pillows to prop the blankets up
  • it takes like 20 min but its totally worth it
  • you’re both under the fort with the snacks on the table that you pushed up against the bed and turning on netflix on your laptop
  • you’re on your 3rd movie and you start to feel drowsy
  • all the snacks you ate made you full and the warmth of the blankets and pillows you were snuggled up with made you sleepy
  • donghyun was paying attention to the movie still while you were slowly drifting off to sleep, your head resting on the folded pillow that you were using to prop your head up when you were watching the movie
  • he turned to you to make a witty comment about the movie like he usually does but he stopped his sentence when he saw you passed out next to him
  • he smiles seeing your cheek squished up against the pillow which made your lips pout a little
  • he grabs his phone next to him and snaps a couple pics for himself and stares at your peaceful sleeping face before turning to put the laptop away tbh this happens a lot so he has a lot of secret pics of you how sweet
  • lets just say you’re a heavy sleeper lol
  • he lifts you up a little to adjust the pillow under you so you dont wake up feeling sore and makes sure you’re all comfy before he falls asleep
  • remember he’s been basically coming over since middle school so this was a normal situation but with different feels 
  • ofc donghyun would wake up before you do 
  • he would wake you up if you were sleeping for too long
  • him waking you up would be really nice because he would be really gentle about it
  • he would call your name softly and shake you a little bit until you opened your eyes
  • and when you did open your eyes, the first thing you would see was his bright smile
  • you groan and shove your face back into the pillow cuz you don’t want to get up (not even donghyun’s sunshine smile was enough to wake you up)
  • this would result in him pestering you until you actually get up 
  • this would result in him pestering you until you actually get up 
  • as to how donghyun would confess to you, he waited until your senior year in highschool
  • he realized he had feelings for you in his second year of hs and was like “oh my god what are these feelings”
  • we know that donghyun can play the acoustic guitar from that one vlive where he sang “I Just Do” and it was amazing go find the clip on youtube 
  • to make this real cheesy, he basically wrote the song thinking about you with the help of his other close friend youngmin
  • he called you to come over to his house because he wanted to show you the song he wrote w/ youngmin
  • you sat on the couch while youngmin and donghyun sat on these stools that they set up in front of you, donghyun holding his guitar 
  • you knew how much he liked music so it was really exciting to see that he decided to write songs of his own
  • “wait wait wait can i record you guys?? i want to cherish your first live performance” you said excitedly, pointing at your phone
  • youngmin and donghyun stared at each other and laughed a little“y-yeah you can.” donghyun said looking a little shy
  • you smile and steady your phone with your hands and press record, giving them a thumbs up that you’re recording
  • donghyun strums his guitar a bit before actually playing the song and looks at youngmin nervously
  • donghyun starts singing the first lines and it made you feel all tingly inside
  • Please open your
    Pretty door today
    Since I brought a bouquet of flowers
    That look like your smile
    Will I be able to see your
    Truthful heart tomorrow
    I’m so nervous that I’m unable to sleep today as well
  •  you have this huge grin on your face because of the cute lyrics
  • and youngmin’s rap and you start unconsciously tapping your thigh with your hand along with the rhythm 
  • while donghyun was singing the chorus, he looks up from his guitar and looks directly at you with a huge smile on his face
  • for some reason your heart skipped a beat and you got really confused
  • “wtf was that did my heart really just skip a beat for kim donghyun”
  • your face turned a little red after the direct eye contact especially with the lyrics that you were hearing
  • your oblivious ass self finally wondered “did he write this song about me”
  • you sat there just blushing at the thought as they finished the song
  • get ready for some cheesy ass scene im sorry
  • they finished off the song and looked at each other again, youngmin widening his eyes at him and nodding
  • donghyun placed his guitar down and got up and walked towards the tv grabbing something behind it
  • you were really confused at what he was doing and you looked at youngmin who just gave you a suspicious smile
  • donghyun walked towards you with the item hidden behind his back, his face red and obviously looked really nervous
  • he kneeled down and looked up at you with that sweet smile of his and revealed the item he was item
  • oh wow it was a bouquet 
  • the bouquet included different types of flowers: gardenias, lilacs, pink carnations, asters, red chrysanthemums, and ofc red roses (all of these flowers relate to love ;) )
  • “Y/N you’re really oblivious so I had to go these extra steps just to tell you I like you. Alot.” he said shyly looking down for a second before looking back at you
  • you were completely baffled and your mouth was open from the confession
  • you covered your face in embarrassment and felt as your face started to heat up
  • “oh my god you dork” you said and pulled him in for a hug
  • youngmin watched from the stool and smiled like a parent, proud that his friend finally confessed his feelings (even if it was in the most cheesy way)
  • you’re both incredibly happy after officially becoming a couple
  • alot of your friends were like “wow finally” when you told them the news and you felt a little flustered telling them how he confessed to you
  • both of your parents were also like “finally” when you revealed the news to them
  • tbh your parents went overboard and were like “do we need to start planning for your wedding already????”
  • not much actually changes when it comes to living life
  • you were already really close and you guys basically went on alot of dates even before becoming a couple (though you guys considered it hanging out) 
  • the things that was added on was some affection aka holding hands, tighter hugs, tiny smooches on the cheek and forehead, even more pictures with each other, increased cuddling when you would go to each other’s houses
  • donghyun eventually exposed himself and showed you all of the secret pictures he took of you and he was really embarrassed 
  • you were like “wow really donghyun” in a surprised but pleased way and you started to tease him
  • “since we’re a couple now, you don’t have to be secret about it ;)” 
  • cue donghyun blushing and laughing at your dumb comment
  • whenever you would go on dates, you would search for couple items (cuz damn both of you want to show off each other’s love for each other in every way possible)
  • donghyun would continue writing more songs and most of them would be inspired after you
  • and everytime he would sing a snippet of it, your heart would be beating so fast and you would be basically fawning over your talented boyfriend
  • this whole thing is just sweet and cheesy but its cute jadhdakdhs
promise me | jughead jones (riverdale)

Originally posted by alinok

prompt: 49- “i can’t promise you that” & 50- “promise me you will come back.. i need you to promise me”

you were so close to solving jason’s murder

but you knew that the closer you & jughead got the more you put yourself in danger.

jughead was getting extremely protective over you and was trying to convince you that going to meet up with the serpents was a very bad idea

“jug ill be fine i promise okay?” he sighs running his hand through his hair

shaking his head “no i want you to promise that you won’t push this please just leave it alone (y/n)”

you shake your head turning away from the boy “i can’t promise you that jug”

you pull on your jacket and move off the desk in the blue and gold newsroom grabbing your bag and heading toward the door.

“why not” he argues standing from his position next to me, he reaches out and touches my arm begging for me to stay.

“jug i can’t do this now i need answers okay, the longer we wait with this this information about Jason the more danger we’re being put in danger we need to move now”

he runs his fingers through his hair and looks up defeated “okay”

my eyes widen “wait what?” he walks over to you and laces his hands with yours “i need you to promise me something”

he swallows his adam’s apple bopping as his whole face hardens in seriousness

“i need-” his voice breaks “promise me you’ll come back.. I need you to promise me” he licks his lips nervously

you bring your hand up to his cheek and look into his worried eyes “i promise”

he pulls you into his body wrapping you up in his warmth and arms, he gives you a slight squeeze as you bury your face in his neck

“you gotta trust me okay juggie? do you trust me?” i mumble and he nods pulling me to arms length “i believe you”

“good”

you approach the bar feeling sickness settle in your stomach as the door open and you see it filled with the southside serpents.

you rock on your feet contemplating returning home and telling jughead that he was right to doubt you, to worry

but then you remember how close you were to solving everything, you need to do this to get a killer off the streets of riverdale.

you suck in a breathe a step into the bar all eyes on you as you walk through heading over to the bar where a few older look gang members sat on their stools

low whistles and grumbles came from around you and you found yourself being overwhelmed with anxiety but it was too late to turn around now

you approach the bar trying to not make eye contact with anyone until you find the person you were looking for or so you thought

you walk over and the man stands revealing his true height, you swallow looking up nervously “i need to ask you a a few questions um-” you start nervously fiddling with your fingers

“i think you’ve made a mistake sweetie” he growls sickly his friends closing in around us.

“(y/n)!”

you turn to see a familiar face of joaquin, he approaches you quickly grabbing your arm “you shouldn’t be here (y/n)”

“i know that know” you hiss back

“ill get rid of her” he tells the older men taking your hand and trying to lead you away from the men but they block our exit

“it alright kid she’s ours” they grab you and pull you back away from the brunette boy

“please don’t hurt her” he protests trying to move out of their strong grip but there was no use.

“go on ask us what you came here to ask” they growl gripping your arms so tight you know there will be bruises tomorrow

“please just let me go i won’t bother you again” they howl and the man pulls me into his chest his face inching toward mine

“ask us!” he booms causing you to flinch tears pricking your eyes

“did you have anything to do with jasons death” you shout

“let her go” you hear a voice yell

“did you” you ask again and he smirks

“wouldn’t you like to know” he snickers before listening to his boss and letting you go but not before moving forward and grabbing your head and slamming it into the snooker table

knocking you out cold but not before you see a blurry figure rush over to you

you awaken in a strange place, it looked like a bed room but it was beyond trashed. alcohol littered across the floor.

a door slamming causing you to clutch your head feeling a sticky substances coming from your forehead.

“WHERE IS SHE?!”

you hear the familiar voice and spring out of the bed falling to a heap on the ground and the whole world spins

you hear footsteps approach the door and you cower away worried but the door opens to reveal jughead standing in the doorway worry evident on his face

“oh thank god” he drops to his knees and pulls you into this arms “hey juggie” you mutter wrapping your arms around his neck

“your head-” he lifts you off the ground and carries you out into the living room placing you down on the unfamiliar couch whilst he rushes around to look for a medical kit.

“you know this girl?” the man asks nursing a bottle of beer in one hand a smoke in the other, it was the man you saw from the bar before you passed out

“yeah dad she’s my damn girlfriend” the mans expression shifts and you can only imagine how uncomfortable he must’ve been

“im sorry jughead i didn’t know” jughead laughs and returns with a first aid kit

“what so if you knew you wouldn’t have let your guys get the jump on her?”

you winch as he places a alcohol soaked cloth to the wound on your forehead. i close my eyes and try and block out the pain as jughead & his dad continue to argue

“im sorry son” “me too” he replies fixing my bandage before helping me to my feet

“please stay you can take the bed ill sleep on the couch” he offers but his son shakes his head furiously tucking you under his arm “no thanks”

and with that he’s walking me out of the small trailer park and toward the andrews residence

fred allows you to stay Archie’s bed and kicks both the boys onto the floor under strict ‘no funny business’ rules

archie had gone down to the kitchen to fix you something to eat and to grab you some water leaving jughead and yourself alone in the room

“im sorry juggie” you start crying and jughead rushes to your side pulling you into his embrace

“don’t babe, it’s fine okay- your okay now that’s all that matters to me”

you press your lips against his tasting the salty tears

“promise me you won’t go off and do any sleuthing by yourself ever again?” i nod and kiss him back.

“now thats a promise i can keep”

Crossing The Line: Part 2

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A/n: If you guys want to leave some ideas for me to write about, I mean i can totally do that for you guys. So inbox me guys! I’ll be happy to hear from you guys and hear your suggestions. :)


Listening to Peter and Ned talk about star wars was giving me a headache. I mean I do enjoy it but when someones talking about it constantly just makes me want to rip my hair out. Yes guys, I get it you like Star Wars now lets talk about something else. I raise my eyebrows as Peter and Ned start whispering to one another.

“What’cha being all secretive about?” I ask, making Peter and Ned stop instantly.

“The spanish quiz” Peter blurts out before Ned got the chance to. I just furrowed my eyebrows at his outburst and shook my head.

“Yeah im sure” I winked at them before packing up my bag. Peter just rubbed the back of his neck and Ned just started smiling.

“Okay so study group at Peters tonight? Michelle you coming?” I ask everyone as I was getting up to throw my tray of food away. 

“Not tonight” Peter said. “I have my internship, im sorry guys but can we do this tomorrow??”

Michelle just answered with ‘Whatever’ and Ned just said ‘yeah’. Peter and Ned looked at me waiting for an answer. I mean if thats the case I can go do something tonight.

“Yeah sure, im down.” I shrugged. “Welp we have class to attend, so see you guys later!” I said before grabbing my backpack and continued with throwing my trash away. I heard a chorus of ‘okays’ and ‘Byes’.

~Skip to night time~

I feel nervous and excited at the same time. I am currently on a roof top over looking the bank. A man was still in there but it looks like he is just locking up, which means its almost breaking in time for me. I wait until all the lights are off and the man has left to change into a muscular man wearing a skii mask. I slowly slide down the pole that was attached to the building and made my way into the bank. In order to open the door you must have a card or finger print activation and well since I don’t have a card, I changed my finger print into the man who locked up the place. I rested my finger onto the scanner and DING!. This is way to easy. I slowly slide in side walking to the large safe where yet again you need a card or Finger print activation. Seriously, this is way to easy. Carefully walking into the holder, I grab a generous amount of money and put it into my Leather jacket, since I didn’t really want to bring a bag. There is a reason for me not grabbing all the money. Im not THAT bad of a person, just trying to pay the bills and feed me and my grandpa. But anyway, once I was out of the safe and turned to close it a web stuck my hand to the safes handle. I whipped my head around before seeing Spider-Man hanging upside down from his web. This motherfuc-

“Wow you’re pretty sneaky for a big old man, apparently not smart but very sneaky!” The Spider-dick said before pinning me against the safes door with his damn Webs. All I did was smirk before ripping the webbing away from me. I turned to look back at him and saw that his eyes were wide. 

“H-how did you do that?” He asked, jumping down from his web he was just hanging on. I just shrugged and bolted towards the door. Know things were going to get fun. As I reached the door I felt him kick my side, knocking me down. I slowly transformed my body into him. Well if he was shocked then, wait until now. His eyes just got even wider if possible. Before he had the chance to say or do anything I webbed him to the wall behind him. But because of his super strength, he got out of there pretty quickly. 

“How di- What just hap- THIS IS SO COOL” He whispered screamed to no one in particular. 

“Well thank you” I smirked. 

“How do you sound like me?!?!?” He yelled, still shocked.

“Ya know youre not the only one with abilities? right?” I said with my hand on my hip. This was getting annoying. I have school in like 7 hours and I just really want to get back home. As he was about to say something else I webbed him to the wall again but this time made sure he was stuck there for a good few seconds. Without looking at him I ran out the door and ran into the ally way before changing back into my self, with my money in my rather large sweatshirt. As I was walked out Spider-Man appeared in front of me, pushing me against the wall. He narrowed his eyes at me and I just stood there shocked. Does he know its me?

“(Y/n)?” He whispered to himself. I was about to ask him how he knew my name but he let me go and moved a few steps back. 

“Sorry ma’am, thought you were someone else” He said. Before I can say anything he asked me a question.

“Why are you in an allyway at night?”

 “I was on my way home from the library and I saw a cat.”I gushed. My cheeks turning darker. He seemed to chuckle at that response. We just looked at one another until he finally spoke up. 

“Let me take you home.” Was all he said before walking up to me and grabbing my waist. Before I could protest, we were swinging to my complex. Not even 5 minutes later we landed on the fire escape by my window. 

“Thank you” I stood there with shock still written all over my face.

“Yeah don’t mention it” He whispered. Wait, how did he know where I lived? Before I could ask he was already swinging from building to building.

Did that really just happen? Spider-Man tried to stop me and then he swung me home??? Does that make any sense?? I opened up my window before climbing into my room. I walked over to my closet where a small safe was hidden and put the money in there. I crept down the hall to see my Grandpa had fallen asleep in front of the tv again. I smiled sadly before putting a blanket over him and turned off the tv. I really don’t like taking money from other people, well unless they have to much of it then i really don’t mind, but with a job it would take longer and since I have this ability, its so much easier and quicker. I walked back to my room and jumped onto my bed. Thinking now, I wont have to rob anyone until next month when the rent is almost due. 


A/n:SORRY THIS SUCKS! This is my first fanfic and I have school soon and im tired and I just want to get this over with cause i just want to read some Spider-Man fanfic myself because im desperate. Inbox me if you have any ideas! Thank you guys for reading.

It’s You [Zuho]

in which you’ve liked him since forever, but he’s got a girlfriend now

word count: 1,724


“Say I have a friend who has a girlfriend,” Juho asked you in the middle of your conversation with him, throwing you off completely.

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Lazy Day~Jack Maynard

A/N: this was requested like a million years ago but bc im trash im writing it now. sorry if this isn’t what you wanted but i havent written smut in forever and im a sinner so it was time.

     I woke up on my day off hoping and wishing for a beautiful sunny day, full of warm weather and fun plans. Then I realized that was not going to happen. I jumped out of the bed and opened the curtains to nothing but gloom and sadness. I shuffled back to the bed and sulked. Good ol’ London just didn’t want to cooperate. I looked over to the other side of the bed to see if Jack was still asleep. Funnily enough, he wasn’t. I had to admit, I was surprised. On any average day, Jack was a fan of hibernating during the day and being a nocturnal energetic bean for the 8 hours he was up. For some reason, today was different.

     I made my way to the living room where I saw my boyfriend in nothing but sweatpants. Laptop in hand, cereal to the side, and completely focused, I knew he was editing. I plopped down next to him, staring at him until his attention gravitated towards me in any way. “Just 2 minutes and-” he began, his eyes glued to his screen. “9 seconds.” I took a peek at his screen to see the video. “A collab with Conor,” I said. “Gotta bring in that revenue somehow.”

     “Oi!” he exclaimed. “This is quality brother bonding.”

     “I’m sorry, what was that?” I asked jokingly. “Quality content? Bills? As in dollar bills?” He just rolled his eyes and scoffed. “Clearly,” he retorted sarcastically.

     “I’m glad you finally admitted it,” I said with a smile. He leaned over and gave me a quick peck. “30 seconds,” he said, turning his attention back to the computer. He then clicked a few times and closed his laptop. “So, now that that’s out of the way, whadya wanna do?” he asked.

     “I have no idea if I’m being honest,” I replied glumly. “Have you seen it out there?”

     “Yeah,” he said in an equally non-enthusiastic manner. “Weather app says it’ll be like this all day.”

     “Well what do you suggest? Maybe a lazy day?”

     “I mean… there’s one thing I’m thinking of.”

     “And that is…?” Jack just looked at me, giving me a smirk. “Oh,” I said finally understanding. “I’m always down for that.” He leaned in to kiss me, and I followed. We began to make out on the couch, him on top of me. I moved things along by grinding my crotch against his. He moaned into my mouth and I smiled triumphantly. I sat him up as I placed myself onto him and straddled his lap. I continued to grind on him, feeling him get harder underneath me. I was getting wetter and wetter in return. I broke our lips apart to take off my shirt, then his. Even though I stopped grinding, he continued as I unclasped my bra and threw it somewhere else.

     I stood up, and Jack almost whimpered after losing the friction. I took off the rest of my pajamas and underwear as Jack watched me intently. I pulled down his sweats and began to tease him. Pumping my hand slowly, I lined myself up over his dripping cock. “Jesus fucking Christ (Y/N) don’t tease me anymore,” Jack growled. I smirked and inserted his hard on. Almost immediately, he began to pound into me. I was seeing stars, moaning like a mindless zombie. I was bouncing up and down as Jack drilled me. 

     Just as I felt myself climbing to my climax, Jack stopped. “What the f-” I was about to complain when Jack smacked my ass. “On your hands and knees,” he demanded as he pointed to the other two cushions on the couch. I complied, and I felt his hands rest on my hips. Without warning, I felt him re-enter me and I was on my way back to seeing the whole galaxy. He began to smack my ass as he went in and out at an extreme pace. What felt like both hours and seconds later, I was cumming like never before. Jack followed almost immediately, but was having an equally strong orgasm. 

     After we both calmed down, we both collected some of our clothes and returned to the couch. I went to our bedroom, grabbed a blanket, and put it over both of us. We took a well deserved nap, then put on some dumb movie we mostly made fun of and overall ignored while we cuddled and ate some Domino’s. “Best lazy day ever,” he said, snuggling closer to me.

cordyherondale  asked:

Prompt: What about an AU in which Kit and Ty met as kids??? :3

yIKes i’m so horrible at writing kids this is probably going to be trash

alright uuuum set before the dark war i guess


“Tiberius! Put down the stink bug!”

Ty unfolded himself and stood to face his older sister Helen, stink bug still in hand.

“Why? It’s not gonna hurt anyone.”

“Because,” Helen said, picking a stick up from the ground. “there are some bugs that just aren’t meant to play with.” She wedges the stick under the bug and took it off Ty’s hand, setting in a bush. “There. See, Tibs? It’s alright.”

“But I why couldn’t i use it for observation?” Ty wined.

“You know the rules. What are the three things we can’t play with or have in the Institute?”

“Anything smelly, anything poisonous, and anything that can hut me,” Ty repeated. These rules, he thought, were what kept him from being a real scientist.

“I know it sucks, but maybe you’ll find some interesting bugs when we go to downtown Pasadena today. Sound like a plan?”

“Yeah,” Ty said, a small smile forming on his face. “Okay.”

Helen held out her hand to Ty and he took it. They walked to the car together where the other siblings were already waiting. They piled into the car, everyone eager to get going. It had been a while since Andrew had let Helen and Mark take their siblings (and Emma) on and outing. Helen used to do it all the time with just Julian and Ty or Livvy and Dru and Emma, but when she’d finally convinced him to let her and Mark take all their siblings out, she hadn’t hesitated to plan an extravagant outing, which Ty was sure would me nonetheless fantastic.

They finally reached Downtown Pasadena what seemed like aged later. They walked past various stores and alleys, Helen talking about this this and that and Mark attempting at keeping Tavvy under control. Emma and Julian were a few paces ahead of Livvy and Ty, their hands interlocked as if insurance not to loose the other.

They we passing another alley when Ty caught a glimpse of movement out of the corner of his eye. He stopped, unnoticably falling paces behind the group. He looked around in the alley, taking a few steps inside. There was a boy there, probably his age, with shaggy blonde hair and bright blue eyes. When Ty neared him, he spoke.

“Who are you?” the boy said. “What are you doing here?”

Ty took a step towards him and extended his hand. “I’m Ty. Tiberius Blackthorn. I’m a detective.”

The boy took his had hesitantly. “I’m Kit. Rook. Nice to meet you, Ty.”

Ty smiled. The other boy—Kit—was pretty, he thought. Not like Emma or Livvy pretty, but in some other way. 

“What are you doing here?” Kit asked. 

“I’m here with my siblings. And Emma, Julian’s best friend. Helen and Mark took us.”

Kit’s eyes widened. “How many siblings do you have?”

“Six. With Emma it’s seven though. Helen’s the oldest, then Mark, and then Julian, and then Livvy, she’s my twin, then me, and then Dru, and Then Tavvy. And Emma’s Julian’s age, she’s like the adopted sister, even though she has parents,” Ty explained.

“Wow.” Kit looked astonished. “I don’t have siblings. I don’t even have a mom.”

“It’s okay,” Ty said. “I don’t either. She died when I was younger.”

“Oh,” Kit said. “Well–”

“Tiberius! Tibs, where are you?!” Ty heard Helen calling his name, panic rising in her voice.

“Uh-oh,” Ty mumbled. “That’s Helen. I’d better go.”

“Okay.” Kit smiled at him. “I’ll see you later.”

“Sure!”

Ty ran back to the mouth of the alley, where he saw Helen and was immediately caught in her arms.

“Tibs! You can’t just run off like that!” She hugged him tightly, sighing in relief.

“Sorry,” Ty said. “I saw something.”

“It’s okay, just promise me you won’t do it again.”

“I promise.”

“Good.” Helen stood up, taking his hand. “How about we go get some ice creme?

-

ITS SO BAD IM SORRY 

anonymous asked:

Who do you think tops? Kai or Kyungsoo?

well, anon, i think it’s kai, bc im forever #teambottomsoo

and let me explain why

look at that majestic butt sway

i wonder what jongin would do if it was him who stood behind soo

just look at it, his butt looks so plump 

is it bad that i want to slap that butt?

and also we have seen how jongin eyeing that butt, btw ^this is the view that jongin enjoys

i wonder what he was thinking when he saw ksoo’s butt, why he giggled like that?

this too, near the end of the gif his body already turn to the left but his eyes still fixed on soo’s butt (he bit his lower lip when he looked at soo)

jongin was being very subtle here 

shake that booty

jongin plz (and for those who say “omg kai-oppa didnt stare at d.o-oppa, he looked at the floor!”, then why the fuck did he look away when ksoo got up?)

i heard that when we hug our friends (friend in the meaning of platonic friend, not we-are-friends-but-i-have-feeling-for-you friend), we tend to keep our crotch/genital area away from touching our friends’ body (whether the hug is back hug or front hug or side hug), jongin could just lean his upper body and create a little gap between soo’s butt and his crotch so they wouldnt touch, but he didnt, and pressed his crotch to soo’s butt instead,

idk what happened here, i guess this is just another pict that means nothing since camera angle and timing do powerful magic to our shippers’ eyes

tapping the butt

his crotch touched soo’s side

very subtle there mr.kim

kaisoo innocent hug? aww so cute

oh

lets see it from another angle

another reason why i think jongin tops is bc of his powerful hips trust movement

damn that hips movement imagine him grinding on soo with that move 

also i think soo likes it when jongin does the hip thrust 

look at how soo got so happy…

…when jongin did this

soo didnt fix his eyes on jongin’s butt, instead he focused on the whole movement (body wave)

near the end of the gif, when jongin turns around, soo’s eyes/gaze went down, did he look at jongin’s crotch? giggity 

there is this gif set when kaisoo doing hipsthrust when they were facing and eyefucking each other, sadly i cant find the gif in my stash folder but i bet y’all have seen it

another reason why i am in #teambottomsoo bc the way they latch on each other is different, this is prob just me being very biased about ‘who tops and bottoms’ ordeal, 

but i notice when soo latch on jongin, he clings on him, like um how do i explain this? umm, like he treats jongin as his fav big teddy bear (personally, whenever i see him does this [latch on jongin], he gave me clingy and needy koala impression)

they backhugged each other on those picts, but each pict gives me different impression, 

left pict = jongin had his right arm circling soo’s body (waist) - idk i interpret this as protecting back hug? like ‘this guy is mine’? idk how to explain it

right pict = soo rested his head on jongin’s shoulder, basically he leaned his body on jongin, his arms didnt hug jongin tightly (like jongin did in the first pict), i interpret this as seeking comfort back hug? like a lazy back hug, “let me lean on u babe~” idk how to explain it  (idk maybe im overhinking shit as always im deluded so i have the right to do so hah)

do u get what am i saying, man i need an expert here

while [imo] when jongin does this (latch on soo), he has this protective/territorial aura. he likes to drape his entire arm on soo and he also has manhandled soo a lot

omg i just notice ksoo held jongin’s hand 

sure he didnt hug/touch soo here, but he managed to separate yeol from soo with his shoulder

he didnt even do the thumb up pose, whats the point of showing off his hand on soo’s shoulder? they were taking picture, ppl will see it, it wouldl be uploaded/seen by lots of ppl, there were also fancams, imo he did this on purpose

manhandling bae

the point is i sense a lot of dominance from jongin in their relationship, not to mention he is the vigorous one in this ship, and he has this protectiveness instinct towards soo? like that BR event where ksoo fell and jongin ran to make sure soo was okay. also he seems to pamper/adore soo a lot (giving soo chen’s straw [chen didnt want to give it to soo, jongin took it from chen and gave it to soo], he has called soo cute few times, praising soo, when soo does something he has this loving stare [he often smiles when he stares at soo], like “awww”-ing, etc) 

there is a high chance that they switch, bc according to my gay friend, there are more “switchers” in the world (he used the term: ‘vers’ - which is derived from 'reverse’ - to call gay males who take turn) than those who do “only topping” or “only bottoming”

also, for me ksoo seems to be the type to enjoy bottoming, i think he wouldnt want to waste jongin’s hip thrust skill and i think he likes to be manhandled by jongin, beside jongin is one of the main dancers in the group, and i think he wouldnt want to hurt jongin’s bottom (he loves his jonginnie, mmkay?)

and um, my view of ksoo is that.. um, he is kinky and he seems braver to do this. lol it’s just that he seems to be quiet and dont talk a lot; and lots of ppl have said, “its always the quiet ones”

plus there is nothing manlier than taking a dick up in your ass (it takes some balls to do that, again no pun intended), i applaud for those who do the bottoming for their partners /claps/

anyway, i didnt intend to answer this with another super damn long bullshit essay. and sorry for this long post eh not really and sorry to the anon who had asked this for i have neglected your ask, please dont blame me, blame my assignments instead 

A/N: im deluded trash, so dont take my words seriously THEY COULD BE JUST A PAIR OF VERY VERY VERY VEEEERRRRYY CLOSE BROS who suck each other d I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT KOREAN MEN SKINSHIP RULES WE COULD BE WRONG PERHAPS THEY AINT TOGETHER PERHAPS THIS IS JUST ANOTHER ILLUMINATI TRICK 

btw tbh im glad there are lots of ppl who think kaisoo aren’t legit…less attention is better, they seem to be very private individuals, low-key is a must,

i see some ppl are angry on kaisoo tag, please dont feed those haters, just ignore them and be happy inside our delulu bubble, so what if people call us crazy trash? we’re happy this way and its not like those haters who have called us crazy know us irl anyway… it’s internet after all, haters are bound to exist. 

BONUS (why? bc i can): 

totatlly not staring while biting his lip

/gulped/

totally not asking for a kiss from jongin (look at him puckering his lips while he pointed at them and he glanced at jongin)

pointed his lips while puckering them, then sucking them in

still nibbling his own lips 

nibble nibble (did jongin see this shit? did he see how thirsty his bae was?)

totally not looking at each other lips (praise the caption)

the way jongin came to him like he wanted to kiss soo instead of whispering

i see soo’s nose tip touched jongin, that waving hand cant cockblock me from seeing them ha

an anon told me that jongin’s hair got pulled by soo’s lips (his hair stuck on soo’s lips cuz soo’s whispering method) and jongin leaned when soo did this

another version

nosetip

this is just a very casual thing to do between platonic friends

look at jongin pushed away soo’s hand from his [soo’s] knees, then jongin changed his stance (like he was ready to trap soo’s body with his legs), (un)fortunately yeol stopped them to go further (SUCH A COCKBLOCKER WHYYYYYYY GO HAVE FUN WITH BAEK U DORK DONT COCKBLOCK THEM)

maintaining eye contact

the caption says it all

why his hand on soo’s back tho?

mr.kim here seemed to enjoy soo’s singing and dancing

giggity 

i hope u understand why i put the bonus gifs in that particular order  ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )

i love this^ gif btw (the others backed away and jongin gave soo his butt) idk why this gif always makes me giggle

when wizards social media

Harry Potter updated his facebook status: “we are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.” –A.P.W.D”

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Comments:

Hermione: so true


Ron updated his facebook status: food

Comments:

Harry: eat something?


Caption on @LunLoves photo: if you look hard enough you might see the three legged garden gnomes. They’re a unique creature that only will leave their burrows for lavender infused apples during the full moon but have the lovely ability to garden fresh basil! This one was very friendly and stood still while I took its photo! (@hermione.spew try tilting your head a few degrees to the left to clear your vision!)

Comments:

hermione.spew: there is a very logical reason for what that is exactly

hermione.spew: @ron.ron might be able to explain this better than I can


ron.ron sent a Direct Message to HJPotter: I think Luna thought that the muggle garden gnome was real

hjpotter: I thought you got rid of that thing

ron.ron: I guess she saw it before I got around to bringing it home

hjpotter: why did you pick the garden gnome one with three legs?


Neville sent Harry a private message: remember how I said the greenhouses were probably okay

Neville: and that I swore that I could handle the third and fourth on my own and that Sprout could go on holidays

Neville: and that I would be fine

Harry: do I need to bring a first aid kit?

Neville: yes


Ron updated his facebook status: food

Comments:

Hermione: this is your twenty third status in a row about food

Ron: I can’t help it!

Harry: wait

Harry: why exactly are you posting about food every time you’re online?

Ron: dunno the stupid box keeps asking me whats on my mind and I thought it might summon what I wanted.

Hermione: wizards.


Ginny Weasley (@gin.ny) moral of the story is that you can make anyone cry if you yell loud enough

[584 retweets]


Humans of Diagon Alley posted 3 new photos: “sometimes I forget that I’m allowed to be upset. When my boyfriend died it was a really hard time. People got really distant and it was hard pretending that I was okay. A lot of people were expecting me to move on after a few days but I couldn’t. I couldn’t find a way to be okay then, and I’m not always okay now, but that’s alright. I’m living and one day that will be enough.”

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Hannah Abbot updated her status: I swear to god the next person who sets off fireworks in the tavern will be scrubbing the floors with their toothbrushes.

Comments:

Susan: that serious, is it?

Hannah: please tell me that wasn’t you

Susan: remember when you didn’t let me copy your paper for potions third year

Hannah: IT HAS BEEN YEARS MOVE ON


Hermione Granger created a new page: S.P.E.W.

Ron Weasley and 1024 others like this page.  


Hermione Granger updated the description: The Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare seeks to improve on standards of living for the House Elf community. We hope to achieve better communications and support these works in a more effective way. Stay tuned to this page as we will be having a series of panels in the upcoming month, led by Winky and Kreacher. .


Ron sent Harry a private message: so Hermione thinks we plan on going back to school at some point right?

Harry: ha jokes on her

Ron: she keeps making study schedules so we don’t fall behind

Harry: when in the history of ever did those ever work

Ron: we should get Neville to tell her that we’re never going back

Harry: that’s a great idea mate


Harry sent Neville a private message: hey man

Neville: no not a chance

Harry: ?????

Neville: I’m not suicidal I’m not telling Hermione that you and Ron aren’t going to complete your seventh year.

Harry: mate you literally fought a giant snake


Hermione sent a private message to the dream team: traitors


Caption on @gin.nys photo: and this, ladies and gentlemen, is the famous Boy Who Lived who isn’t drunk but only ‘drunkish’. You’ll notice him trying to climb the street pole while Ronald, only marginally ‘drunkish’ is trying to hold the fully stable street pole up. These are your war heroes.

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Comments:

hermione.spew: I thought you boys were studying for auror examinations

forge.w: that looks like top notch studying to me

percy.wealsy: Ronald you’re a public disgrace. You should consider your image next time you engage in bar drinking.

ron.ron: sorry @percy.weasly I couldn’t hear you over the sound of I don’t care


Harry sent a message to the dream team: guys do you think raccoons hate being raccoons?

Hermione: it’s 4am shut up I have to give a lecture tomorrow

Harry: THIS IS IMPORTANT

Hermione: raccoons are trash pandas, the equivalent of Ron. Ron, do you hate being a trash panda?

Ron: that was a jump there, Mione

Hermione: im sorry if it wasn’t clear ITS 4AM

Harry: but I had a dream about raccoons

Hermione: listen potter im glad you discovered the existence of normal dreams that aren’t visions inflicted by a noseless man who talks to snake and is trying to commit genocide, but I will hex your nose off if you don’t go back to sleep.


Ron sent Hermione a private message: do you think pigeons are sad about being pigeons

Hermione: RONALD


Neville posted 7 new photos: we’ve made some great progress in recovering 3 greenhouses. These are some example of Devil’s Snare in bloom. You might note the display of purple flowers that only happen for 2 days a year. #plantsaregreat

83 likes

Comments:

Luna: how lovely! My Great Aunt Hilda used to make wreathes out of aged devils snare to keep the griffins from entering her home. <3

Ron: #fucksnape

           Harry and Neville like this comment


George Weasley made a new event: help the famous boy who lived move into his new flat

1007 going| 3658 interested


Harry posted a new status: thank you, George Weasley, for making sure that plenty of people would help me move in exactly five boxes worth of things into a very small flat. I appreciated that.

4932 likes

Comments:

George: anytime (:


Hermione sent Harry a private message: fuck ron found memes

Hermione: he has defiled the group chat

Hermione: I thought we agreed we would never show him memes

Harry: (:


Luna sent Hermione a GIF over private message

Luna: do u pronounce gif as gif or jif

Hermione: GIF

Luna: jif sounds better

Luna: dont be a memater


Percy sent Hermione a Words With Friends request!


Hermione posted a new status: Enjoy your Halloween everybody, but remember to be respectful for those remembering the past.

891 likes, 50 sad reacts.


Ron sent Harry a private message: where are you

Ron: people are worried about you

Harry: dunno tpo of te water towerr

Ron: kay just wait there I’m on my way


Hermione sent Ron a private message: did you find him

Ron: yeah but he’s wasted

Hermione: I left a hangover cure beneath the bathroom sink yesterday just in case

Ron: thanks


Luna sent Harry a private message: you’re going to be alright


Percy posted a new status: I publicly admit defeat. Hermione Granger is clearly the better player in Words with Friends and I regret ever challenging her in the first place.

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Hermione: thank you for honoring your side of the deal (:


Harry posted a new status: hey guys stop sending me flowers I have a very small apartment also I’m allergic


Humans of Diagon Alley posted a new photo: “We weren’t in touch with our daughter during the war. We didn’t even know our daughter, if you can believe that! She made a difficult choice to keep us, and herself, safe. All the matters though is that we each found our way home again.”

2395 likes

Comments:

Harry: good job granger


Caption on @ron.rons photo: thank you world for letting me see Malfoy in community service robes

5923 likes

Comments:

hjpotter: I still think him as a ferret was great

hjpotter: but this is even better

forge.w: I have this photo framed for the shop

hermione.spew: guys be nice

hermione.spew: lol just kidding he deserves community service for everything he ever did and said.


ron.ron sent hermione.spew a direct message: u okay there?

hermione.spew: I really dislike him

hermione.spew: sometimes when im sad I remember the time I punched him and then im really happy again


Ginny sent Harry a private message: you have spiders beneath your sink

Ginny: you have a lot of spiders beneath your sink

Harry: yeah but they’re my friends

Ginny: ??????? I wasn’t aware that I was talking to Hagrid?

Harry: when I was a kid living beneath the stairs I used to make friends with the spiders.

Ginny: moving past your traumatic childhood we’re getting rid of those spiders they are not my friends.

Ginny changed Harry Potter’s name to: Hagrid 2.0


Ron posted a new status: its been a long time coming but I’m pleased to say the Canons finally won a match.

203 likes

comments:

George: you’re crying aren’t you?

Bill: he is


FleurWeasley uploaded a new Vlog Video: steak night Fridays (translated from French)

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Ron posted a new status: after an awful 5 months of learning nothing new, I can proudly say Harry Potter and I are official aurors.

690 likes, 246 loves

Comments:

Ginny: I’ll put 50 gallons down on you guys switching careers before two years go by

Luna: well done Ronald and Harrance! Be careful of street buttersnargles when patrolling

Hermione: im personally amazed you both passed your potions examinations

Hermione: honestly I never saw that coming

Hermione: ever

Hermione: please tell me you didn’t use a specific textbook

Harry: Hermione Granger literally not a clue what you’re talking about (:

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Hermione posted a new photo: he swears my cat is a satan creature

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Comments:

Ginny: weird he came home with so much hair on his clothes we thought he met someone

Charlie: this makes so much more sense

Ron: first-your cat was clawing me in its sleep

Ron: secondly-I hate you all


Harry posted a new status: merry Christmas everybody.


Harry sent Hermione a private message: will you come with me again

Hermione: to see your parents?

Harry: yeah

Hermione: of course. Let me grab my cloak

Harry: thank you

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Happy Birthday dilfosaur!~ I love your style so much that i sorta borrowed it haha -3- Sorry if it looks bad, I’m not really an experienced artist haha (and I don’t know how to color nor do I have a tablet T^T)

Bonus sketches with some Semi-NSFW stuff under the cut and with a long message haha beware im trash im so sorry

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