but i just saw this im sorry im so sorry im trash

anonymous asked:

Admin kayleigh! Can you write a crack headcanon? Rfa+saeran walk in on mc stupidly dancing in her room to "someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME" and she gets embarrassed and punches them on the face and the rest is up to you!!!

HOO BOY You not only specifically asked for me to do this, you even chose my favorite crack song, who are you dear anon and can we be friends ^^ 

Zen: 

  • he had peaked his head into your room after knocking and you didn’t answer
  • he heard the music but couldn’t make out the words 
  • until he opened the door
  • there you were, hair brush in hand, belting out to a song from…shrek
  • ‘someBODY ONCE TOLE ME THE WORL- AH!’
  • Zen jumped from your scream as you jumped at the sight of your boyfriend in the doorway
  • ‘you looked so cute MC aww’
  • ‘gET OUT’
  • he’d come back in a few hours to make sure the two of you were okay
  • he didn’t want to bother you while you were so obviously upset

Yoosung: 

  • he had been playing LOLOL so he wasn’t paying attention to the music coming from the bedroom
  • until the game ended 
  • so he followed the sound to find you. smiling brightly when he saw you dancing around the room
  • you ended up screaming and throwing your hairbrush at him
  • he shrieked and darted out of the room. returning minutes later with a cookie sheet as a shield
  • ‘are you mad at me MC?’
  • ohmygod the cutie thinking its his fault
  •  you’d have to explain you were just surprised and embarrassed. you didn’t mean to throw it

Jaehee: 

  • she just needed her pen
  • all she wanted was the stupid pen
  • how was she supposed to know you would be doing that
  • you were in a big t shirt, no pants, and sunglasses on
  • standing on the bed
  • singing badly along to the shrek soundtrack
  • in her defense, it was not her fault she caught you in such an embarrassing position
  • she had knocked
  • but when you fell off the bed in surprise, she did feel kind of bad
  • until you shoved her away (gently mind you) when she tried to help you up
  • and she hit her elbow on the bed post
  • you apologized for like twenty minutes straight
  • she forgave you after the first im sorry

Saeyoung: 

  • this boy
  • it was no accident that he walked into your shrek dance party
  • he heard the music from his computer room
  • and burst into your room singing along
  • you nearly peed your pants
  • once the initial shock wore off though, you pulled him towards you 
  • and the two of you belted out the lyrics to each other
  • even though it was not a love song, or erotic in the least
  • somehow Saeyoung managed to get the two of you in a rather compromising position
  • and he was still singing along

Jumin:

  • he just wanted to check in on you and Elizabeth 3rd during his lunch break
  • he didn’t plan on walking in on you holding Elizabeth above your head singing to her
  • he watched silently for a few seconds as you lowered the cat and then jumped onto the sofa, starting to scream along 
  • your eyes locked with his ‘someBOD-y’ oh shit
  • ‘is this a commoner thing?’
  • “um….yes?”
  • ‘ i want to try it when i come back home, you seemed to be enjoying yourself’
  • ohmygodjuminjustgobeforeidieofembarrasment
  • he would place a kiss on the top of your head, pat Elizabeth then head back to work

Saeran:

  • ‘She’s just like Saeyoung’ was all he could think when he saw you
  • you were making an absolute fool of yourself in his opinion
  • but you still looked cute
  • you had on his tank top and choker 
  • which he had to admit was extremely hot on you
  • and you were shaking what looked like salt and pepper shakers
  • not even in time with the music
  • it made no sense to him, but most of what you did he couldn’t understand
  • like why you chucked the shakers at him when you saw him
  • ‘what the hell MC?’
  • “im so sorry you scared me!”
  • cue an eye roll
  • next thing you know he has you against the wall
  • ‘i scared you?’
  • you nodded slowly, your eyes wide
  • he would smirk slightly, shake his head and kiss the tip of your nose
  • ‘you’re a fucking dork, throw something heavier next time if you plan on defending yourself from someone scary’ he explained when you just blinked in surprise
  • “you’re not scary, you just caught me off guard, calm down edge lord”
  • Saeyoung put his headphones on when he heard the familiar shriek you let out before Saeran and you usually… well you know

-Admin!Kayleigh

promise me | jughead jones (riverdale)

Originally posted by alinok

prompt: 49- “i can’t promise you that” & 50- “promise me you will come back.. i need you to promise me”

you were so close to solving jason’s murder

but you knew that the closer you & jughead got the more you put yourself in danger.

jughead was getting extremely protective over you and was trying to convince you that going to meet up with the serpents was a very bad idea

“jug ill be fine i promise okay?” he sighs running his hand through his hair

shaking his head “no i want you to promise that you won’t push this please just leave it alone (y/n)”

you shake your head turning away from the boy “i can’t promise you that jug”

you pull on your jacket and move off the desk in the blue and gold newsroom grabbing your bag and heading toward the door.

“why not” he argues standing from his position next to me, he reaches out and touches my arm begging for me to stay.

“jug i can’t do this now i need answers okay, the longer we wait with this this information about Jason the more danger we’re being put in danger we need to move now”

he runs his fingers through his hair and looks up defeated “okay”

my eyes widen “wait what?” he walks over to you and laces his hands with yours “i need you to promise me something”

he swallows his adam’s apple bopping as his whole face hardens in seriousness

“i need-” his voice breaks “promise me you’ll come back.. I need you to promise me” he licks his lips nervously

you bring your hand up to his cheek and look into his worried eyes “i promise”

he pulls you into his body wrapping you up in his warmth and arms, he gives you a slight squeeze as you bury your face in his neck

“you gotta trust me okay juggie? do you trust me?” i mumble and he nods pulling me to arms length “i believe you”

“good”

you approach the bar feeling sickness settle in your stomach as the door open and you see it filled with the southside serpents.

you rock on your feet contemplating returning home and telling jughead that he was right to doubt you, to worry

but then you remember how close you were to solving everything, you need to do this to get a killer off the streets of riverdale.

you suck in a breathe a step into the bar all eyes on you as you walk through heading over to the bar where a few older look gang members sat on their stools

low whistles and grumbles came from around you and you found yourself being overwhelmed with anxiety but it was too late to turn around now

you approach the bar trying to not make eye contact with anyone until you find the person you were looking for or so you thought

you walk over and the man stands revealing his true height, you swallow looking up nervously “i need to ask you a a few questions um-” you start nervously fiddling with your fingers

“i think you’ve made a mistake sweetie” he growls sickly his friends closing in around us.

“(y/n)!”

you turn to see a familiar face of joaquin, he approaches you quickly grabbing your arm “you shouldn’t be here (y/n)”

“i know that know” you hiss back

“ill get rid of her” he tells the older men taking your hand and trying to lead you away from the men but they block our exit

“it alright kid she’s ours” they grab you and pull you back away from the brunette boy

“please don’t hurt her” he protests trying to move out of their strong grip but there was no use.

“go on ask us what you came here to ask” they growl gripping your arms so tight you know there will be bruises tomorrow

“please just let me go i won’t bother you again” they howl and the man pulls me into his chest his face inching toward mine

“ask us!” he booms causing you to flinch tears pricking your eyes

“did you have anything to do with jasons death” you shout

“let her go” you hear a voice yell

“did you” you ask again and he smirks

“wouldn’t you like to know” he snickers before listening to his boss and letting you go but not before moving forward and grabbing your head and slamming it into the snooker table

knocking you out cold but not before you see a blurry figure rush over to you

you awaken in a strange place, it looked like a bed room but it was beyond trashed. alcohol littered across the floor.

a door slamming causing you to clutch your head feeling a sticky substances coming from your forehead.

“WHERE IS SHE?!”

you hear the familiar voice and spring out of the bed falling to a heap on the ground and the whole world spins

you hear footsteps approach the door and you cower away worried but the door opens to reveal jughead standing in the doorway worry evident on his face

“oh thank god” he drops to his knees and pulls you into this arms “hey juggie” you mutter wrapping your arms around his neck

“your head-” he lifts you off the ground and carries you out into the living room placing you down on the unfamiliar couch whilst he rushes around to look for a medical kit.

“you know this girl?” the man asks nursing a bottle of beer in one hand a smoke in the other, it was the man you saw from the bar before you passed out

“yeah dad she’s my damn girlfriend” the mans expression shifts and you can only imagine how uncomfortable he must’ve been

“im sorry jughead i didn’t know” jughead laughs and returns with a first aid kit

“what so if you knew you wouldn’t have let your guys get the jump on her?”

you winch as he places a alcohol soaked cloth to the wound on your forehead. i close my eyes and try and block out the pain as jughead & his dad continue to argue

“im sorry son” “me too” he replies fixing my bandage before helping me to my feet

“please stay you can take the bed ill sleep on the couch” he offers but his son shakes his head furiously tucking you under his arm “no thanks”

and with that he’s walking me out of the small trailer park and toward the andrews residence

fred allows you to stay Archie’s bed and kicks both the boys onto the floor under strict ‘no funny business’ rules

archie had gone down to the kitchen to fix you something to eat and to grab you some water leaving jughead and yourself alone in the room

“im sorry juggie” you start crying and jughead rushes to your side pulling you into his embrace

“don’t babe, it’s fine okay- your okay now that’s all that matters to me”

you press your lips against his tasting the salty tears

“promise me you won’t go off and do any sleuthing by yourself ever again?” i nod and kiss him back.

“now thats a promise i can keep”

Lazy Day~Jack Maynard

A/N: this was requested like a million years ago but bc im trash im writing it now. sorry if this isn’t what you wanted but i havent written smut in forever and im a sinner so it was time.

     I woke up on my day off hoping and wishing for a beautiful sunny day, full of warm weather and fun plans. Then I realized that was not going to happen. I jumped out of the bed and opened the curtains to nothing but gloom and sadness. I shuffled back to the bed and sulked. Good ol’ London just didn’t want to cooperate. I looked over to the other side of the bed to see if Jack was still asleep. Funnily enough, he wasn’t. I had to admit, I was surprised. On any average day, Jack was a fan of hibernating during the day and being a nocturnal energetic bean for the 8 hours he was up. For some reason, today was different.

     I made my way to the living room where I saw my boyfriend in nothing but sweatpants. Laptop in hand, cereal to the side, and completely focused, I knew he was editing. I plopped down next to him, staring at him until his attention gravitated towards me in any way. “Just 2 minutes and-” he began, his eyes glued to his screen. “9 seconds.” I took a peek at his screen to see the video. “A collab with Conor,” I said. “Gotta bring in that revenue somehow.”

     “Oi!” he exclaimed. “This is quality brother bonding.”

     “I’m sorry, what was that?” I asked jokingly. “Quality content? Bills? As in dollar bills?” He just rolled his eyes and scoffed. “Clearly,” he retorted sarcastically.

     “I’m glad you finally admitted it,” I said with a smile. He leaned over and gave me a quick peck. “30 seconds,” he said, turning his attention back to the computer. He then clicked a few times and closed his laptop. “So, now that that’s out of the way, whadya wanna do?” he asked.

     “I have no idea if I’m being honest,” I replied glumly. “Have you seen it out there?”

     “Yeah,” he said in an equally non-enthusiastic manner. “Weather app says it’ll be like this all day.”

     “Well what do you suggest? Maybe a lazy day?”

     “I mean… there’s one thing I’m thinking of.”

     “And that is…?” Jack just looked at me, giving me a smirk. “Oh,” I said finally understanding. “I’m always down for that.” He leaned in to kiss me, and I followed. We began to make out on the couch, him on top of me. I moved things along by grinding my crotch against his. He moaned into my mouth and I smiled triumphantly. I sat him up as I placed myself onto him and straddled his lap. I continued to grind on him, feeling him get harder underneath me. I was getting wetter and wetter in return. I broke our lips apart to take off my shirt, then his. Even though I stopped grinding, he continued as I unclasped my bra and threw it somewhere else.

     I stood up, and Jack almost whimpered after losing the friction. I took off the rest of my pajamas and underwear as Jack watched me intently. I pulled down his sweats and began to tease him. Pumping my hand slowly, I lined myself up over his dripping cock. “Jesus fucking Christ (Y/N) don’t tease me anymore,” Jack growled. I smirked and inserted his hard on. Almost immediately, he began to pound into me. I was seeing stars, moaning like a mindless zombie. I was bouncing up and down as Jack drilled me. 

     Just as I felt myself climbing to my climax, Jack stopped. “What the f-” I was about to complain when Jack smacked my ass. “On your hands and knees,” he demanded as he pointed to the other two cushions on the couch. I complied, and I felt his hands rest on my hips. Without warning, I felt him re-enter me and I was on my way back to seeing the whole galaxy. He began to smack my ass as he went in and out at an extreme pace. What felt like both hours and seconds later, I was cumming like never before. Jack followed almost immediately, but was having an equally strong orgasm. 

     After we both calmed down, we both collected some of our clothes and returned to the couch. I went to our bedroom, grabbed a blanket, and put it over both of us. We took a well deserved nap, then put on some dumb movie we mostly made fun of and overall ignored while we cuddled and ate some Domino’s. “Best lazy day ever,” he said, snuggling closer to me.

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[I do not understand the sudden urge to change my hair to this style upon saying those words.]

[My understanding is much less so with the impulse to change to this specific set of clothes.]

Boyfriend Mark pt.2

for my one and only @zxtlx akksksbsjs

  • we’re such trash for mark i cant even
  • and who isnt tbh , mark lee is just wonderful
  • im about to kill myself and y'all with this post ,
  • lots of fluff coming up , dont cry im warning you
  • okay let’s start

  • like taeyong , he’d probably all you his princess/baby

  • and he treats you like one too
  • your contact name on his phone is saved as “ my jagi 💜💜💕❤ /inserts 828292 more emojis/ ”
  • and likewise , he asked you to save his as “ babe 💜💜💕❤ /emojis everywhere / ”
  • one time haechan caught him texting you ,
  • he almost puked when he saw the convo because it was too sweet and corny
  • “ princess i miss you :-( ”
  • “ babe i miss you too , how’s practice going ? ”
  • “ pretty good , but it’d be better if you were here though ”
  • /haechan starts puking at this point of time/
  • he loves you so much he set the password on his phone lockscreen to your birthday
  • and probably every other password he has too
  • he writes/sings/raps songs for you
  • and asks you for your opinions on them
  • he’s so clueless and confused all the time he often asks you stupid questions
  • “ wait why are you giving me a gift suddenly ”
  • “ it’s your birthday today … ? ”
  • “ oh really , i didn’t know ”
  • “ babe i wished you last night at 12am sharp ?? ”
  • “ you did ? im sorry i think i fell asleep during the movie ”
  • “ oh my god , mark you even replied me ”
  • “ you serious ? but thanks anyway , i love you so much ”
  • and you cant help but pinch his cheek because he’s too adorable
  • sleeptalking mark acting up
  • talking about sleeptalking he often hugs you in the middle of the night
  • and mumbles something like
  • “ i … sarang you ”
  • “ you are my jagi ”
  • “ Y/N’s so cute ”
  • and you’re just there beside him blushing and hugging him tighter because his sleeptalk is always a form as entertainment for you
  • he makes weird noises and background noises when y'all have conversations
  • be it together with the other members ,
  • or just the two of you alone
  • “ okay guys let’s meet up next week ”
  • “ alrights , im looking forward- ”
  • “ yes !!! ”
  • “ woo !!! ”
  • “ yeah … ”
  • “ mark … stop what are you doing ”
  • he’s so sweet and nice he actually got you a guitar ,
  • so he could teach you how to play it
  • and also another reason was because he wanted you to sing songs with him next time
  • he stares at you from afar when you have events/performances
  • and everytime he has that proud motherly smile on his face
  • and he’d always give you two thumbs up to cheer you on
  • one time you accidentally fell down on stage ,
  • he got right of his seat and ran forward to the stage to help you up
  • all within like 0.292993 seconds
  • he even piggybacked you down
  • and obviously the whole school saw so there were lots of cheering over mark’s actions
  • that’s how y'all became the popular couple in school
  • even the teachers are supportive of the relationship and lowkey ships the both of you
  • like how they always make the both of you to pair up to do work/projects/presentations
  • one thing he really hates though ,
  • is when you get really sad and emotional ,
  • because he feels like he isn’t doing enough to comfort you and he starts blaming himself
  • but when you tell him all you need is a hug from him ,
  • he gives you the tightest and warmest hug you ever received
  • and he also gave you a small peck on the lips after
  • he smiles a little because he’s glad he’s able to help you
  • he brings you out on food dates almost everyday
  • and instead of you , he’s always the one getting fascinated by the variety of different foods
  • he also loves sharing/complimenting you on social media
  • there would always be a long paragraph of words for his captions for every picture of you
  • and on every single one the members wuould comment and tease him
  • “ ‘jagi i love you’ why do you never say that to your hyung here ” - taeyong
  • “ lee donghyuck error 404 not found ” - haechan
  • “ mork hyung and y/n so cute !! ” - chenle
  • “ why is mark never like that to us /tags the other members/ ” - yuta “
  • on the bright side, the other members really support your relationship and are always there for the both of you
  • my mind’s blocked now so i’ll stop here im sorry
  • in conclusion , date mark lee , he’s boyfriend material af
  • also a clueless little bean
  • i hope you liked it !!
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Testing the waters for different presentation styles
In the case of Dancetale, Flowerfell and Undertale…they’re my interpretations. Like there’s no official book sorta telling me how they act, how old they are and what they look like etc so bleurgh here you go. The others I tried to make it my own style but…it didn’t work… I’m sorry to all the creators ;-;

Just a HUUUGEEE thanks to the following artists (who will probably not notice a passing noob artist like me ;-; but regardless) for brightening up my day and for others too with their fantastic AUs


Original undertale by Toby Fox

Littletale by @mudkipful
http://mudkipful.tumblr.com/tagged/littletale
Any day I can look at them and start smiling. They are just so adorable I’m legit dying with a smile plastered to my face from cuteness overload…

Undertale Mob by @nyublackneko inspired by…biteghost? ( ಠ_ಠ  idk im sorry…)
http://nyublackneko.tumblr.com/post/138921378037/ut-mob-main-story-masterpost
http://biteghost.tumblr.com/tagged/ut-mob
I haven’t really checked out the original undertale mob but nyublackneko’s version definitely brought a smile to my face everytime it was updated even when I’m down in the dumps (it still does when I revisit the comic)

Dancetale by @teandstars
http://teandstars.tumblr.com/tagged/dancetale
I just lose when I see dancing. Any kind of dancing. So seeing this AU definitely inspired me to pick up dancing again as well as drawing since it was one of my first AUs I encountered

Flowerfell by @underfart-snas
https://underfart-snas.tumblr.com/tagged/flowerfell
I saw it plastered all over the internet when I first saw undertale and another of my first AUs. It was a heart wrenching AU and definitely a change from the norm. Overgrowth is gone… ;-; The author took it down…I’m crying coz I only read it once… ;-; I respect the decision but I’m still sad…

Echotale by @yoralim
http://yoralim.tumblr.com/post/139237155747/echotale-timeline-post
The interactions between Frisk and Sans were cute to see and on top of that I fell in love with the beautiful art style. The story line so far has definitely hooked me on. I’m not a huge fan of ships but for this one I let it sail.

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Happy Birthday dilfosaur!~ I love your style so much that i sorta borrowed it haha -3- Sorry if it looks bad, I’m not really an experienced artist haha (and I don’t know how to color nor do I have a tablet T^T)

Bonus sketches with some Semi-NSFW stuff under the cut and with a long message haha beware im trash im so sorry

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

Who do you think tops? Kai or Kyungsoo?

well, anon, i think it’s kai, bc im forever #teambottomsoo

and let me explain why

look at that majestic butt sway

i wonder what jongin would do if it was him who stood behind soo

just look at it, his butt looks so plump 

is it bad that i want to slap that butt?

and also we have seen how jongin eyeing that butt, btw ^this is the view that jongin enjoys

i wonder what he was thinking when he saw ksoo’s butt, why he giggled like that?

this too, near the end of the gif his body already turn to the left but his eyes still fixed on soo’s butt (he bit his lower lip when he looked at soo)

jongin was being very subtle here 

shake that booty

jongin plz (and for those who say “omg kai-oppa didnt stare at d.o-oppa, he looked at the floor!”, then why the fuck did he look away when ksoo got up?)

i heard that when we hug our friends (friend in the meaning of platonic friend, not we-are-friends-but-i-have-feeling-for-you friend), we tend to keep our crotch/genital area away from touching our friends’ body (whether the hug is back hug or front hug or side hug), jongin could just lean his upper body and create a little gap between soo’s butt and his crotch so they wouldnt touch, but he didnt, and pressed his crotch to soo’s butt instead,

idk what happened here, i guess this is just another pict that means nothing since camera angle and timing do powerful magic to our shippers’ eyes

tapping the butt

his crotch touched soo’s side

very subtle there mr.kim

kaisoo innocent hug? aww so cute

oh

lets see it from another angle

another reason why i think jongin tops is bc of his powerful hips trust movement

damn that hips movement imagine him grinding on soo with that move 

also i think soo likes it when jongin does the hip thrust 

look at how soo got so happy…

…when jongin did this

soo didnt fix his eyes on jongin’s butt, instead he focused on the whole movement (body wave)

near the end of the gif, when jongin turns around, soo’s eyes/gaze went down, did he look at jongin’s crotch? giggity 

there is this gif set when kaisoo doing hipsthrust when they were facing and eyefucking each other, sadly i cant find the gif in my stash folder but i bet y’all have seen it

another reason why i am in #teambottomsoo bc the way they latch on each other is different, this is prob just me being very biased about ‘who tops and bottoms’ ordeal, 

but i notice when soo latch on jongin, he clings on him, like um how do i explain this? umm, like he treats jongin as his fav big teddy bear (personally, whenever i see him does this [latch on jongin], he gave me clingy and needy koala impression)

they backhugged each other on those picts, but each pict gives me different impression, 

left pict = jongin had his right arm circling soo’s body (waist) - idk i interpret this as protecting back hug? like ‘this guy is mine’? idk how to explain it

right pict = soo rested his head on jongin’s shoulder, basically he leaned his body on jongin, his arms didnt hug jongin tightly (like jongin did in the first pict), i interpret this as seeking comfort back hug? like a lazy back hug, “let me lean on u babe~” idk how to explain it  (idk maybe im overhinking shit as always im deluded so i have the right to do so hah)

do u get what am i saying, man i need an expert here

while [imo] when jongin does this (latch on soo), he has this protective/territorial aura. he likes to drape his entire arm on soo and he also has manhandled soo a lot

omg i just notice ksoo held jongin’s hand 

sure he didnt hug/touch soo here, but he managed to separate yeol from soo with his shoulder

he didnt even do the thumb up pose, whats the point of showing off his hand on soo’s shoulder? they were taking picture, ppl will see it, it wouldl be uploaded/seen by lots of ppl, there were also fancams, imo he did this on purpose

manhandling bae

the point is i sense a lot of dominance from jongin in their relationship, not to mention he is the vigorous one in this ship, and he has this protectiveness instinct towards soo? like that BR event where ksoo fell and jongin ran to make sure soo was okay. also he seems to pamper/adore soo a lot (giving soo chen’s straw [chen didnt want to give it to soo, jongin took it from chen and gave it to soo], he has called soo cute few times, praising soo, when soo does something he has this loving stare [he often smiles when he stares at soo], like “awww”-ing, etc) 

there is a high chance that they switch, bc according to my gay friend, there are more “switchers” in the world (he used the term: ‘vers’ - which is derived from 'reverse’ - to call gay males who take turn) than those who do “only topping” or “only bottoming”

also, for me ksoo seems to be the type to enjoy bottoming, i think he wouldnt want to waste jongin’s hip thrust skill and i think he likes to be manhandled by jongin, beside jongin is one of the main dancers in the group, and i think he wouldnt want to hurt jongin’s bottom (he loves his jonginnie, mmkay?)

and um, my view of ksoo is that.. um, he is kinky and he seems braver to do this. lol it’s just that he seems to be quiet and dont talk a lot; and lots of ppl have said, “its always the quiet ones”

plus there is nothing manlier than taking a dick up in your ass (it takes some balls to do that, again no pun intended), i applaud for those who do the bottoming for their partners /claps/

anyway, i didnt intend to answer this with another super damn long bullshit essay. and sorry for this long post eh not really and sorry to the anon who had asked this for i have neglected your ask, please dont blame me, blame my assignments instead 

A/N: im deluded trash, so dont take my words seriously THEY COULD BE JUST A PAIR OF VERY VERY VERY VEEEERRRRYY CLOSE BROS who suck each other d I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT KOREAN MEN SKINSHIP RULES WE COULD BE WRONG PERHAPS THEY AINT TOGETHER PERHAPS THIS IS JUST ANOTHER ILLUMINATI TRICK 

btw tbh im glad there are lots of ppl who think kaisoo aren’t legit…less attention is better, they seem to be very private individuals, low-key is a must,

i see some ppl are angry on kaisoo tag, please dont feed those haters, just ignore them and be happy inside our delulu bubble, so what if people call us crazy trash? we’re happy this way and its not like those haters who have called us crazy know us irl anyway… it’s internet after all, haters are bound to exist. 

BONUS (why? bc i can): 

totatlly not staring while biting his lip

/gulped/

totally not asking for a kiss from jongin (look at him puckering his lips while he pointed at them and he glanced at jongin)

pointed his lips while puckering them, then sucking them in

still nibbling his own lips 

nibble nibble (did jongin see this shit? did he see how thirsty his bae was?)

totally not looking at each other lips (praise the caption)

the way jongin came to him like he wanted to kiss soo instead of whispering

i see soo’s nose tip touched jongin, that waving hand cant cockblock me from seeing them ha

an anon told me that jongin’s hair got pulled by soo’s lips (his hair stuck on soo’s lips cuz soo’s whispering method) and jongin leaned when soo did this

another version

nosetip

this is just a very casual thing to do between platonic friends

look at jongin pushed away soo’s hand from his [soo’s] knees, then jongin changed his stance (like he was ready to trap soo’s body with his legs), (un)fortunately yeol stopped them to go further (SUCH A COCKBLOCKER WHYYYYYYY GO HAVE FUN WITH BAEK U DORK DONT COCKBLOCK THEM)

maintaining eye contact

the caption says it all

why his hand on soo’s back tho?

mr.kim here seemed to enjoy soo’s singing and dancing

giggity 

i hope u understand why i put the bonus gifs in that particular order  ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )

i love this^ gif btw (the others backed away and jongin gave soo his butt) idk why this gif always makes me giggle

Volpina summed up (saw someone do this and wanted a go at it)
  • *Gabriel Agreste being a whiny bitch as always*
  • Adrien: shit what's going on in there
  • *Gabriel accidentally reveals his secret giant ass safe*
  • Adrien: My oh my what do we have here
  • Plagg: LET'S OPEN IT
  • Adrien: Nah homie we got school n shit dad would be fukign pissed
  • Plagg: how 'bout I do anyway
  • Adrien: gdi Plagg
  • Plagg: OH LOOK A BOOK ON MIRACULOUSES WOWIE
  • Adrien: tf
  • Nathalie: Adrien Agreste I s2g if you're l8 m8 I will wreck you
  • Adrien: ohohoh look at me not being suspicious at all hahaha *lowkey steals book* I'm so forgetful! Silly me let's go
  • At school- *everyone gossiping about Lila*
  • Marinette: who tf
  • Alya: Yeah omg Lila the princess the goddess the queen of my heart the famous one you know? Ladybug totally saved her
  • Marinette: sHE'S ALL OVER MY MAN ALYA THIS IS CODE RED
  • Alya: but she's cool tho and rich n shit
  • Marinette: *watching Lila fukign touch Adrien and flirt him up* oh HAYYLLLLL NAW bitch it's about to get real
  • *Marinette doing some Mission Impossible shit in the library*
  • Tikki: omg Adrien has my sacred book
  • Tikki: Marinette I know I never say this but you gotta steal that shit
  • Marinette: aight but lOOK TIKKI LILA AND ADRIEN ARE BREATHING THE SAME AIR THIS IS A CODE RED
  • Lila: oh hey Adrien Agreste the cute boy whom I now love
  • Lila: oH HEY LOOK A BOOK And it has Ladybug in it oh well-
  • Adrien: lADYBUG IS MY LIFE
  • Adrien: Look at how flawless and perfect and amazing and wonderful and gorgeous and-
  • Lila: eyyy lmao forgot to tell u Ladybug's my side hoe
  • Adrien: *all about that shit*
  • Marinette: whyyy the fuk you lyyinnn, why you always lyyinnn, mmmm oh my god, stop fukin lyyinnn
  • Adrien: *is leave for fencing*
  • Lila: mm lemme just sliiide that book on over here
  • Marinette: tHIEVING BITCH
  • *at le park*
  • Tikki: 'ight I'm going dumpster diving for the book that lILA FUKIGN TOSSED IN THE TRASH
  • Marinette: *eavesdropping*
  • Lila: hey guess what I'm actually Volpina this cool superheroine yea Ladybug is totes lame compared to me
  • Adrien: uh huh okay I never heard of this volpina btich
  • Marinette: TIKKI IMMA SMACK A BITCH UP TIME TO TRANSFORM
  • Ladybug: hey Lila, my best friend. my homie. my side hoe. oops hmm I don't remember you oh waaaiit maybe because you fukign lied?
  • Lila: fuk this shit im out
  • Adrien: hey Ladybug my love my one and only bae why you pissed off
  • Ladybug: *le stares* u kiddign me u saw that shit hell if i'm taking that bs
  • Hawkmoth: hey Lila I h8 ladybutt too how bout we team up and smash that bitch u can even be volpina n shit
  • Volpina: surprise bitch bet you thought you'd seen the last of me
  • LB: how'd you stop a fukign meteor oh my shit
  • Volpina: yeah i'm like twenty times better than u just sayin
  • Chat: hey look a friend a tomodachi a colleague yay
  • LB: stfu isn't this suspicious
  • Volpina: hey look wowie it's Hawkmoth
  • LB: okay but isn't this suspicious
  • Chat: relax this is normal what's with you ladybug
  • Volpina: hey chat you're kinda hot
  • Chat: bitch ikr
  • LB: tf you flirting with my man? hayylll naw
  • *team splits up*
  • LB: oh look it's Volpina and no Hawkmoth wow boy did I predict this
  • Volpina: hey gimme your miraculous
  • LB: hbu go fuk off
  • Volpina: *destroys building*
  • *pigeon breaks the illusion*
  • LB: whyyy the fuk you lyyinnn, why you always lyyinnn, mmmm oh my god, stop fukin lyyinnn
  • *Chat and LB Skype session*
  • LB: hey so I fuked up here's the address meet me don't be l8 m8
  • Chat: fukign sent me my own address lmao
  • Adrien in his house: hey Lila 1v1 let's talk this out
  • Volpina: see look LB's a lyin hoe I'm the one u looking 4
  • LB: hey guess who's back, back again, yeah I'm Ladybug the real Ladybug all you other heroines are just fakers
  • Adrien: 'ight Plagg ik my plan was shit Transform me
  • Volpina: ooh look im totally original i can clone myself totally hasn't been done b4
  • LB: *destroys illusions* shit where'd she go
  • Volpina: you've been bamboozled bitch and i got Adrien kk baii
  • LB: i mUST SAVE MY PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL
  • Chat: literally me tho i'm right here
  • LB: *is gone*
  • Chat: why tf do i even try *follows*
  • Volpina: hey LB gimme your miraculous or Adrien goes free fallin
  • LB: oh no shit he hates that song nOO HERE LEMME HOOK YOU UP
  • Chat: hoe don't do it
  • Volpina: damn u wrecked my shit k imma retreat now
  • LB: *traps Volpina* say bye bye to your fake ass necklace bithc
  • LB: bye bye pretty Papillion
  • LB: hey Lila i'm sorry i was fukign rude let's shake on it
  • Lila: how about fuk u
  • LB: hey w8 where's Adrien the love of my life my precious cinnamon roll gotta go check on him bye chat
  • Chat: she's so stubborn
  • Chat: i love her
  • *runs home*
  • LB: hey Adrien where u at boii
  • Chat: haha yea im all gud just takin a shower like a doofus
  • LB: oH NO HE'S NAKED BETTER RUN K bye luv u
  • *chat and LB do the head rest on the door thingy crushin my stupid heart*
  • Marinette: look Tikki stealing is wrong
  • Tikki: here c'mere lemme introduce you to this master guy
  • Master Fu: yo LB wassup my young padawan we finally meet
  • Marinette: literally who tf
  • *roll credits*
Friendly Fire (epilogue)

pt onept twopt threept fourpt fivept sixpt seven • pt eight

Bucky x Reader

Summary: You were tired and your hair was a mess. All you were doing was putting your hair up, but the hair tie had other plans. Now you’re in this little prank war with Bucky. Who will win, who will lose?

Words: 461

Warnings: None?

Notes: sorry i havent posted in awhile! ever since i came back from vacation, ive had writers block and on top of that, i was sleeping at night?? but now im back to my (terrible) sleep schedule hah. sorry if this little epilogue isnt amazing; its 4:04 am and still have a bit of writers block. anyways, this is hinting at a future one shot heheh any guesses? :p hope you enjoy! ~


It’s been weeks since you called a truce with Bucky, and from that point on, things have calmed down. You snapped back into your routine, with the addition of brief moments with Buck here and there. The both of you were constantly out and about on different missions, making hard to spend time together.

At first it sucked, but with time, you learned to really savour and enjoy those quick but passionate kisses in the hallway. He would catch you heading out on a mission; swiftly grabbing your wrist, pulling you to the side and completely wrapping his arms around you, making sure his lips match yours perfectly.


“Pleeeeaaase, Wanda?”

“Y/N, no way.”

“Come on, he deserves it though! You know that Bucky and I don’t get much time to ourselves…”

You were leaving for a mission with Sam, Clint, and Nat. As you buckled up in the passenger seat, you saw Bucky burst through the door and run over to your window. He signaled you to roll the window down, only to cup your face and give you a last minute kiss.
All of a sudden, your momentum shifts back into the seat and you watch as Bucky nearly stumbles face first to the ground. Sam had put the car in reverse and hit the gas, breaking the kiss for you and Bucky.

After a few more minutes of pouting and begging, Wanda sighed, shaking her head with a soft smile upon her face.

“Fine. How do you even know he’s going to.. Uh… Do it?” she asked, raising a questioning eyebrow.

“Trust me, Bucky said he does his business every morning after breakfast” you replied.

The both of you were sitting on the couch, while the rest of the team was finishing off breakfast. Bucky moved from the table to sit next to you, glancing up at Wilson, ever so often. A few minutes passed by, and Sam got up and started heading to the bathroom.

“Just as planned” you mumbled in Wanda’s direction, “Do your magic, Wand.”

With that, Wanda quickly followed behind Sam, and motioned her fingers in a short motion upwards, once he closed the door. Immediately after, a loud yell came from inside the bathroom along with a string of curse words.

Wanda looked back at you, with a huge grin exposing her teeth. You and Bucky couldn’t hold it in anymore; the both of you bursted into laughter, and high fived in victory. Steve, Vision, Tony, Natasha, and Clint all looked at you three confused, only to revert their gaze up to the bathroom door.

Out stepped Sam, with a towel wrapped around his waist and clearly soaked bottoms.

“Okay, I know for a fact that toilet seat wasn’t up when I sat down”


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Let me teach you a lesson

FOREWARNING THIS CONTAINS SMUT AND PROFANITY. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. I Decided that since I had two sehun smut requests I’d combine the two . Sandy this is for my followers…..dont mention this among our friends if you are reading this…….

You were currently banging your head on the edge of your desk when a pair of large rough hands grabbed the side of your head and stopped you. “ If you do that you’re never gonna get this done and you’re just gonna get even more dumb.” Sehun said and let go of your head. You narrowed your eyes at him and rubbed your head.“ Sorry, this stuff is just difficult.” He smiled at you and gently rubbed your cheek. “ Ill help you okay?” He sat next to you and began to rummage through your notes.

The room was hot from the weather outside. Sweat rolled off of your forehead and sehun came in with shaved ice. “ Hey, its hot so why dont we take a break huh?” You nodded your head as you reached for the cool shaved ice. Your dry lips brushed the ice making you shiver. It was sweet nice and refreshing. All of a sudden some ice was dropped on your leg and you jumped from the sudden cold. Sehun was looking the other way mischievously when you gasped. “ Sehun! That was cold!” He looked at you playfully confused. “Oh sorry, you looked hot.” He smirked and licked his ice slowly. You scrunched your face and stuck your ice on his nose making him jump back. “ Oops, you looked hot too!” He laughed and attacked you making you drop your ice on your chest. “ Ah sehun! Take it off its cold!!” “ Oh sorry!” He grabbed it hastily and then dropped it in the trash. There was some remaining ice on your chest quickly melting away when Sehun suddenly licked your chest. You yelped in surprise at his tongue licking the ice away. Sehun and you have never been intimate before and it was your first time. “ Se-Sehun?” You stuttered. He looked up with a look in his eyes you had never seen before. “ Shhhh,” He cooed as he went to your lips and slowly kissed you. This kiss was very warm and tender compared to the other kisses that were very playful and quick. His hands came down to your chest and he slightly squeezed your breast making you yelp in surprise and jumped. He broke the kiss “ Can I?” He asked cautiously. You nodded and he brought his lips to yours again as he gently caressed your chest. You moaned unintentionally because it was a new sensation you had never felt before. He moved down to your neck and bit down hard. He sucked and left a bruise on your neck. “ Sehun!” You gasped when you saw the mark he had left. He smirked and leaned down whispering in your ear “ You’re mine, this proves it.” He looked at you seriously. “ I Love you, I do and I’ve been waiting for this but I wanted to ask you first. Are you ready? If you aren’t then I understand. ” You hesitated but then suddenly kissed him which startled him at first but he went in with the kiss. “ I am ready.” You whispered. He gulped as you slowly took off your shirt. He began to fumble with his as he tried to take off his shirt. You helped him and he threw his shirt to the side as he brought his lips to yours again. You were underneath him as he began to fumble with your shorts. He successfully took them off. As you pulled his jeans down. You reached behind your back and unclipped your bra. Sehun broke a part from your kiss and looked down at your bare breast. You covered them and squealed. “ Ah dont look at them! Im embarrassed!” He moved your hands and said “ You’re beautiful.” He lightly kissed your chest and leaned into you. You felt his hard member in his boxers against your leg. He gently took the waist band of your panties and slowly pulled them down. He did the same to his boxers. “ Are you ready?” He asked. You nodded lightly. He positioned himself in front of you. “ I love you.” He whispered and then smashed his lips into yours as he slowly slipped his member into you. The pain came instantly making you bite his lip. He grunted in pain but still kept going until he couldnt anymore. You let go of his lip and gasped breathing heavily. “ Are you okay?” He asked worried. You nodded and wrapped your arms around his neck. Soon the pain subsided a little bit. “ Im gonna move okay?” He told you. He began to slowly move his hips in and out and you felt pain at first. But soon it changed into a weird sensation. You felt a little warm ball forming at the pit of your stomach. Sehun was grunting  as he picked up the speed a little bit and began to thrust harder. You mewled at his movements gentle and slow. He kissed you again as his hips began moving at a good pace and you felt your stomach getting tighter. “ Sehun.” you moaned his name. At that moment you had released and so did he. He let out a low throaty moan as he came inside. You both were breathing heavily and he gave you sloppy kisses all over. “ Sehun, Im glad its you.” You whispered into his cheek. He pulled out and held you close. “ It will always be you.” That was the last thing he said before you both slipped into slumber.

OKAY SEHUN SMUT FOR YOU. THERE YA GO. HOPE YA LIKED IT YO. SANDY. THIS IS NEVER TO BE BROUGHT UP OKAY? MESSAGE ME IF YOU NEED TO TELL ME STUFF LOL

Demigod!5sos AU

WARNING¡! Any knowledge in this AU is completely based of Percy Jackson info and my own stupid imagination.(not real life Greek mythology)

Written by: bxnds-101


‘WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
CALUM GET THE GIRL!’ Michael screamed, his celestial bronze sword glinted in the summer sun.

Calum stopped staring at himself in the reflection of the car window and adjusted his shades on his face.

‘Oh, right. Sorry.’ Giving himself a running start he launched himself at the girl, knocking her out of the way just as the cyclops brought his foot down, smashing a crater in the pavement. Flinging the girl over his shoulder, he found a relatively safe corner, set her down and said, ‘Stay here.’ Before running away to join the fight.

Michael jumped as high as he could, which sadly, was only high enough to reach the cyclops’ thigh. He grimaced and screamed,
‘YOU SMELL LIKE BALLS’

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anonymous asked:

What kinks do you think Kyungsoo and Kai would have?

are you the anon who asked me about who’s top in kaisoo /squint eyes/

well tbh i have no clue what sort of kinks would they have, they seem to be the type who prefer doing vanilla - but sometimes i feel that they would do more than plain stuffs idk

but i think jongin has a thing for ksoo’s lips

his eyes hooded and focused on soo’s lips (right? or is it just me seeing stuffs bc im very biased af?)

lets see another version

kai had his fingers on soo’s eyes, idk whose fingers that attacked soo’s nose (notice those fingers didnt touch soo’s lips, only his nose and kai’s index finger)

soo likes to bite apparently

i know this happened only in mere seconds but think about it, sometimes a second is already enough for us (jongin in this case) to look and burn the image inside our brain, plus he knew there was camera filming them + guests from roommate were there too (subtlety was needed, he couldnt unleash his burning hole stare there, look at his arm, very subtle there mr. kim)

yeah the cf’s director told him specifically to graze his fingers on soo’s plush lips, you know…for marketing strategy

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Stay For A While. (Gadreel Imagine)

Request: 1) I appreciate you and your blog probably more than is healthy and if i tried to explain the quantity you might be creeped out and 2) will you please write a Gadreel one where he is shy around you because he doesnt want to say something that would embarrass him (or something like that) and the boys tease im because being shy is out of character for him. That made a lot more sense in my head im sorry

A/N: I’m so sorry it took so long for me to get to this. Thank you for appreciating me and my blog and I could never be creeped out by you, I love you! This was cute so thanks for requesting it :)

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“I made breakfast!” You yelled out once again, placing the final plate of eggs and bacon down on the table, “If you’re not out here in five seconds Dean, I’ll eat it myse-”

“I’m out! I’m out!” He huffed, scruffy morning voice grasping the best of him, “Why did you make breakfast anyway?”

“Because she’s awesome!” Sam chuckled with a mouth full of eggs, “Do not question it or this might never happen again.”

“I just..I remember you both telling me that mom made breakfast for you every morning before school. I wanted to try it.” You sighed nervously, “I know it’s stupid. It’s probably not even as good as hers…”

“I love it.” Dean stood and strolled over to you, kissing your head, “I just need some juice!”

“Are we celebrating something?”

You turned around and a huge smile spread across your face, “Cas! You’re finally back!”

“Yes.” He slightly smiled as you wrapped his arms around him, “I brought my brother, Gadreel.”

“Ugh, that douche?” Dean shook his head, “Way too confident and full of himself.”

Sam chuckled, “Says the person who can’t pass a mirror without glancing in it.”

“You’re one to talk.”

“Alright enough.” You rolled your eyes and turned back to Cas, “Where is he?”

“Outside,” He began, “I wanted to make sure it would be okay if he stayed with us. He is in hiding.”

“No.” Dean shook his head, “I’m not putting my little sister in danger because some dick angel needs protection.”

“Dean I’m twenty.” You walked over to the front door and sighed, “Tell him to come in Cas.”

You could hear Dean grunt and the sound of Sam punching his arm, but it all became background noise the second you saw him.

His bone structure was what you noticed first, as every part of him was highlighted in perfect from. Then came those eyes, mysterious yet beautiful, wise beyond what you’ve seen before. And those lips, th-

“Y/N?”

“Huh?”

Sam and Dean both burst out laughing, giving one another knowing looks.

“I said, this is Gadreel.” Castiel furrowed his brows together, “Are you alright?”

“Y-Yes.” You shook your head away from your thoughts and allowed your eyes to settle on Gadreel without spacing out again, “Hi. It’s nice to meet you.”

He cleared his throat and forced a smile, “You too.”

“So, uhm…are you and Cas close?”

“No.”

“Oh..are you okay with staying with us then?”

“Yes.”

“A man of many words.”

“He usually is.” Dean tossed his empty paper plate in the trash and folded his arms together, “Whats gotten into you, Gad?”

"Its Gadreel.” He shot, avoiding eye-contact with you, “And nothing is inside of me.”

“You’re just like your brother.” Sam chuckled and followed Deans footsteps in regards to his plate, “Cas, do you know why he’s being…weird?”

Castiel smiled lightly, “Gadreel is not used to speaking with human females that have beauty like Y/N’s.”

“Are you hitting on my sister?” Dean questioned as a blush grew on both yours and Gadreel’s faces.

“I am simply reciprocating what my brother is thinking.” Cas laughed, “Y/N is like my sister too, you know. But its obvious shes beautiful.”

“Can you stop?” You tried to  hide your red cheeks this time, “You know I hate compliments.”

“No you don’t!”

“Lies.”

“That’s defiantly not true.”

You glared at the three men who stood before you, all stifling their laughter as you turned back to Gadreel, “Im so sorry about them. But, uhm…you dont have to be shy around me.”

“I tend to say things I’m not supposed to in situations like these,” He grinned and finally made his eyes connect with yours, “But I should get used to it now that I may be staying a while.”

“Rules! There are rules!” Dean broke between the two of you, “No closed doors, no sleeping in the same room, and NO SEX.”

“Oh my g- Dean!” This time, your blush had taken over your entire body, “Why don’t you go take a shower? You smell.”

“But I d-”

“She’s right Dean.” Sam saved you, “Go. Shower. Before you make everyone in the room barf from the fumes.”

Dean shot Gadreel one last threatening look before surrendering and making his way to the bathroom.

“This should be interesting.” Gadreel comented, breaking the silence with a look that sent butterflies soaring in your stomach.

“Alright buddy, I may be the more lenient brother, but the rules still apply.” Sam glared and turned to you with a smile, “And you, prepare to be embarrassed.”

“Embarrassed?”

“You know, the things big brothers do when their sisters have a crush on someone.” He ran out of the room before you could respond, leaving you and the two angels alone.

“I’m sorry.” Gadreel spoke up as he and Castiel both had their heads tilted, “You want to crush me?”

“No.” You laughed heartily, “No it just means…you know what? You’ll soon find out. For now, we should teach him how to prank the boys, Cas.”

“Oh,” Castiel nodded, “I love to prank,”

Gadreel continued his head tilt, which you found very cute, as you grabbed his hand, “It may take you some time to learn, but you’re staying a while, right?”

He smiled, “Right.”

“Then lets get started.”

Uncontrolled

Originally posted by yn-g

word count: 1.146

genre: angst

summary: jiwon was stressed and you were hurt

warning(s): swearing, domestic violence

Jiwon was back home after a day of being locked up in a four mirrored-walls room with 6 other sweaty boys , and it was clear that he was not happy about that from the way he slammed the door open and not even bothering to greet you whom was waiting on the couch.

“Babe, do you want me to-“ your words cut off as the loud noise of his fist slamming on the kitchen counter echoed. “I don’t need any of your babbling right now, okay?” he grumbled under his breath.

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