but i just really like pretty people looking down

rnd-1d  asked:

Hi, I really admire your work; everything is so well-written and engaging. I was wondering if you had any tips for new writers? They would be much appreciated. Thanks!!

ah, thank you!! i hope it’s okay to post this so that maybe somebody more qualified can offer their insight; i feel tragically unhelpful, but maybe this’ll help?

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The OA: Homer

I see a lot of people describing Homer as being “unable to resist temptation” but… really? I mean, the guy hadn’t touched anyone for years. Probably hadn’t touched himself for years. To get a chance like that, to be outside, or to be with someone else, he was just craving affection. And you can pretty clearly see he has PTSD from any of his outside scenes, not to mention he looks to Hap for permission to have sex with someone. He’s pleading with Hap to let him. He’s not just someone looking to get laid, he’s a person starved of contact.

non-conforming nico di angelo headcanons

•nico has always liked the way that makeup looks on people, but never really thought of wearing it himself
•until hazel got this really pretty gloss from piper that hazel very swiftly determined wasn’t her color and never used
•he picked it up and gave a big “why not?” shrug and applied it
•he forgot he was wearing it when he went to dinner and was just chatting happily with hazel until will sat down and choked on his sprite
•"i don’t know cpr will, please try harder not to die on me.“ "you’re wearing LIPGLOSS.” “well.. yes.” “WHY.” “why not?”
•nico gets a fair share of looks around camp once he starts wearing lipgloss regularly, and it seems like the entire aphrodite cabin is just turning in on itself because they DESPERATELY want to latch onto him
•he’s aware of this
•he keeps them in suspense for a few weeks before arriving on their doorstep and asking “who’s down for a trip to sephora?”
•to this day he’ll swear that the entire cabin raised their hands at once
•( none of them deny it )
•he ends up taking only two of them and they are the first to learn that nico di angelo has a Thing for red lipstick
•it’s not a subtle thing either, he literally just goes through brands selecting the reds that suit him best like it’s nothing
•the aphrodite campers soon get their wits about them and the non-binary kid suggests nico try eyeliner
•and it’s like a whole new world has opened up to nico
•he’s absolutely HORRID at gel eyeliner tho, bless his heart
•one of the sephora employees hooks him up with simple pens and pencils — all in black.
•he’s bold with his lipstick, but his eyes will stay as black as his hair
•while they’re on fifth avenue, they hit up some stores on hades’ dime and nico basically tears through zara like a tornado until he finds what he wants
•what he wants is a little black dress that will go with his aviator jacket and combat boots
•try as they may, the aphrodite kids cannot get nico to stop dressing like a punk rocker with a black amex card
•will actually gets behind it pretty quickly, and makes regular checks of what nico has so he can buy him surprises
•nico will actually constantly have his nails painted black
•sometimes he paints a little sun on his middle finger
•usually there’s a skull and crossbones painted on his thumb

anonymous asked:

i know this may sound really weird but im so happy to find a chinese blogger on tumblr who posts asian fashion. you're so pretty also!!! idk why but it feels like ppl in west look down on china but love Japan and south korea so much, especially where i live so yeah im happy :3 sorry for being weird i know it sounds shitty but its nice being represented as something more than just "the poor dog eating communist" >.<

It’s really saddening how people around the world view China ; n ; tbh I love that place with every pound of blood my heart pumps out. Our culture is so vibrant and beautiful otl I really wish that people are willing to discover and learn more about us! It really sucks when some random Chinese tourist does something stupid over seas and the media zooms in onto it; bringing our whole nation down with them lol. It’s a shame how we are portrayed by just a few of those pity tourists I ESPECIALLY DISLIKE THOSE SORT OF CHINESE PEOPLE IM ALWAYS LIKE OML PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON WHY PEOPLE DISREGARD US anyhow I feel like my generalisations might bring a lot of opinions please don’t attack me tumblr is scarily sensitive yikes

Ok so since we’ve all been through a lot of shit in the last few days let me just share this with you. 

I’m a librarian, i really love my job and my co-workers are pretty rad but today i almost broke down in tears because of one of them. 

One of the ladies I work with is a 70-ish year old woman who looks like your typical grandma. Today she walked in and she was livid and it was pouring off her. But she’s pleasant to everyone as always. About an hour into work she finally starts the conversation I desperately needed people to start. 

She’s terrified and she’s so angry at the election results and she just starts letting everything out. She’s so angry that we have someone so awful heading to office. Someone who is “ He’s such an awful - unspeakable racist and misogynist. How did we let this happen?” She just goes on to say every little bit of frustrating thing that I’ve wanted to scream at the world for the past few days. I’m shaking in my little corner sorting library materials and it keeps echoing in my head “Thank you, just thank you so much I have to say this to her.” She keeps going and it’s dead silent in the back where we are as she’s just demanding how we cold elect someone who makes people fear for their lives, who inspired KKK victory rallies. Then she said something that broke my heart. 

All those protests I went to, all those rallies and all the phone calls and the doorbells I rang and all for what when I have to see this again at this age?” 

That hurts, that we could take a lifetime of progress away from someone who fought for it. That she has to worry that the future she tried to make better for her kids and grand kids is going to be destroyed right in front of her eyes. 

So yes, a few moments later i kicked my shyness in the ass enough to ( kinda in front of all our coworkers) just say “Thank you, thank you so so much I’ve been trying to say this for days” The look on her face, she just hugged me right away and asked a little surprised “You feel like this too?”  

Now if that wasn’t enough to almost make me cry, she came up to me a little while later and said that with all that’s been going on. “This is the worst election of my life.”  But here’s the thing she could just hang it all up and let this happen. Say she’s too old for this. She’s not doing that. She’s doing what she can. She told me she’s already figured out her new years resolution, and a part of it is she’s going to write to Elizabeth Warren and tell her that if she wants to run, then she’s got her support. We talked about that for a bit then I brought up how it’s so great to hear this from her because recently all I’ve been hearing is “Millennials are all so spoiled they’re just protesting because they don’t know how to lose.” And listen then my lovely co worker, in the most determined voice said :

I know people are giving you grief and hate but listen to me, millennials are the future here, you outnumber the baby boomers and you will turn this around. All of you are going to change this and it’s going to get better I promise.

And maybe it feels like we’re taking some bizarre time loop into the history, or we’re falling into a dystopian movie but damnit we’re not going out without a fight. I’m not gonna lie down and let them walk all over the rights we fought for.

 Not today, not tomorrow not ever. 

It feels like its so few against the world. I promise you it’s not. it’s so many against the few in false power. 

Is Ymir Fritz Our Ymir?

At first I was pretty convinced Ymir wasn’t *that* Ymir, since she looked nothing like the (admittedly) mythical drawing. Maybe she was just named for her.


In the OVA/side story “Ilse’s Notebook,” Ilse Langnar bears a striking resemblance to our Ymir. This causes a titan to mistake her for our Ymir, bow down to her and say “Ymir’s people.”

Guys, I really don’t think a titan would bow before just any Ymir.  

Ymir might just be Ymir Fritz…

Bring on the lesbian princess love story, please. 


“Ok,” Dan said, taking a deep breath as you walked side by side towards the front door behind which the not-so-surprise surprise party lay. “Halfing the attention with you means halfing the chance of me doing something cringey. Or at least the chance of someone seeing me do something cringey.”

“You won’t do anything cringey.”

“God. All I ever really want for my birthday is to sit at home on my computer, eat good food, and be left alone. Why do other people always have to be involved?” he asked.

“Thanks,” you teased, nudging him a bit. You stood now in front of the door, neither of you making a move to open it.

“No, hang on, that’s not what I meant,” he said, shaking his head. “Actually…hanging out with just you…eating food–that sounds pretty ok.”

“That sounds kind of like a date,” you told him. He looked down at you and cleared his throat. His next words still came out quiet.

“Yeah. It does. Maybe sometime you and I…” he hesitated, licked his lips before opening his mouth to try again, but the front door swung open with Phil behind it, and light from inside flooded onto the front porch.

“Happy birthdays!” Phil shouted along with the chorus of people behind him in the house. Dan had turned quickly from you, a forced smile on his face, but as he moved to step into the joint party being thrown for the two of you, he snuck his hand into yours and gave it a squeeze.

x x x


Just another lonely night, can’t sleep, no one to talk to. I’m starting to get to the point of being so lonely I feel dead inside. I’ve been trying to do different things, actually put myself out there and try to talk to people. But I always get turned down. A girl actually asked me for my number today, but it was a joke.. she really had no intentions in texting me, or even talking to me. It’s pretty bad that I can’t even get a girl to look at me… I wish I knew what was wrong with me.. an I just that unattractive, that lame, or what? To top it all off I feel like my bipolar is getting worse. I can control my anxiety to an extent sometimes, but my bipolar seems to be in control now. I find myself counting down the days, next week I get to go see a psychiatrist about my bipolar, anxiety, and depression. Each day I’m becoming more anxious and worried about going. I worried what they’re going to say, what they’re going to do, how they’ll react to me. Every thing possible thing is just there all the time. But here it is almost midnight, I can’t sleep, I’m self venting, and rambling on. My mind is always going 400 miles a minute in a vortex of nonsense. I wish it would just stop for once..

anonymous asked:

do u know what Haphephobia and Genophobia is? I have both of them. life sucks

Literally same bby, don’t worry I have both of those too. A lot of the time my relationship ends because I don’t like physical affection and I lose a lot of friends because I’m like “don’t touch me aa-” and I have really long pretty hair that people think they can just touch without asking?? And people always say that I have a pretty face and go to touch my skin because it “looks soft” and I’m like sit tf down no.

Why is it that when I disclose an insecurity..like about how I wish I was normal.. The first thing people say to reassure me is usually something about being pretty.. “you’re so gorgeous stop being down on yourself ”..

I know for someone you just met, of course those ones can only go by how you look. But I hear this from people close to me too.. Even my husband -_- Not that I don’t appreciate a compliment, it is just that it seems like people assume that as long as you’re pretty and not really poor or PHYSICALLY sick there is no way anything could be wrong with you.

People aren’t gonna be comfortable assuming someone is mentally ill, but like I said… Most people I’m close to that say this to me already know very well that I’m ill.

Is it because I’m a girl? I doubt boys get told that everything will be OK as long as they are cute -_-

d4t-v4nt4ss  asked:

Selena and Oboro actually sounds pretty good

I know right? I actually have thought about it a lot! First off, on even just a basic level I feel like they’d really get along. Sevvy seems to look down on most people but I’d feel like she’d respect Oboro pretty quickly. 

On a superficial level, they’re both into fashion and looking good. I feel like Oboro might just casually tell Sevvy one day that she has a good fashion sense, and it would secretly make her super happy because she’s been surrounded by gruff warriors like Kjelle and Cynthia her whole life who don’t appreciate fashion in quite the same way. This is one of the first times she’s really been complimented on it, and she feels validated somewhat. 

After that, I feel like they could do a LOT of bonding and just getting to know each other by talking about fashion, and maybe they would start shopping together occasionally. It’s a special thing that they usually just do together so they start getting close. I feel like Oboro’s constant smirk would be infectious and Sevvy would smile a lot more often around her, even if it was her snarky smile. Lots of laughing, their personalities would mesh really well. And Severa knows she doesn’t have to put up her guard around Oboro, because Oboro gets her. By this point, assuming this is going to end romantically and not with them as BFF’s (I like both a lot) Severa might start to develop a bit of a crush on Oboro. Of course, being Severa, she doesn’t make this obvious in any perceivable way to Oboro.

Of course, they could also bond over deeper things. For example, they both lost their parents when they were young. Oboro is probably surprised when Severa tells her this, because unlike Sevvy who grew up surrounded by peers who also lost their parents, Oboro probably didn’t have that same kind of support. So she can open up to Sevvy about her trauma in a way she wouldn’t with most people, and it’s a tremendous weight off her shoulders. And although Sevvy is obviously very insecure and has low self esteem, her life experiences would make her a strong rock for Oboro to lean on for this kind of trauma. And Oboro could easily return the favor just by making Severa feel better about herself and not letting other people give her shit.

I feel the confession/progression of the relationship to romantic would probably happen during a moment where Selena was consoling Oboro. Like Oboro’s just having a bad day in terms of coping with her parents’ death, and Selena gets it. Oboro just appreciates the support so much, and after some hesitation and deliberation Selena assures her that she’ll always be there for her. Oboro just silently looks at her and smiles, and gives Sevvy a hug. Sevvy’s caught a little off guard at first but soon returns it. And then they sort of cuddle there for a while. There may be a kiss or two involved at some points, but nothing crazy and certainly nothing close to making out. At that point, they don’t need that. They get where their relationship has gone, without having to exchange any words. Because they get each other.

…Shit, I didn’t expect to write that much when I started typing. The ideas just kept coming… I’m totally writing a C-S Support for them and marrying them in my Revelation run now, wow. 

dixdafne  asked:

for the Valentine asks: 3, 9, 16 and 28 :D

What is the rarest rare pair (that you ship)?

Honestly, I’d say either Robust or Vassal…

What ship represents the kind of relationship you’d love to have?

I just… love ships with absolute devotion to one another. So things like… Fruit or Scoop or Mizu are the types of shit I am 100% down for.

Is there a ship that made you realize something about yourself?

….not really?

Is there a character you have several ships for?




Nate Maloley - Fine


I couldn’t argue with anyone like the way I did with Nate. He brought my temper out so well, our fights were the most intense. We usually shouted and screamed at each other like we weren’t even friends, but the truth is that we were madly in love, but sometimes we just overreacted things.

It was a Saturday night, we were out with Sam and his new girlfriend, we were supposed to have dinner and then go to a bar or something, but we never made it to the bar, and the dinner went pretty bad. Sometimes, I just felt sorry for the people who had to deal with us when we were flipping out.

When we arrived I couldn’t help but notice how extremely friendly the girl was who led us to our table, especially Nate, but I refused to make a scene about it. We just sat down to our table, and I was talking to Sam’s new beauty, Erica. She seemed like a really nice girl and they looked perfect together.

“So you are trying to be a model?” I asked when she was telling me about her portfolio.

“No, I don’t think I would get into it, I did it because one of my good friends asked me,” she smiled sweetly.

“Oh, but you really should try yourself out, I mean, you are obviously gorgeous.”

“Thanks, you are too, Nate is one lucky guy,” she giggled nodding towards my boyfriend.

The waiter arrived and took our orders, mine was the last one.

“I think I’ll have the number thirteen,” I said furrowing my eyebrows at the menu.

“Excellent choice for a beautiful lady,” he smiled at me warmly taking the menu from me and then disappeared.

“What was that?” Nate asked looking at me. I gave him a confused look.

“What was what?”

“He was flirting with you!” he stated clearly annoyed. I rolled my eyes ignoring his jealousy that he couldn’t hold back when we were out there somewhere.

“No, Nate, he was just doing his job,” I told him the obvious. I was about to turn back to Erica, but Nate didn’t think the discussion was over.

“It’s not his job to try to pick up my girlfriend. That’s unprofessional and… just fucking rude!” he started raging like a little boy whose territory was violated. “You don’t do that,” he growled looking in the direction of the poor waiter who was at the kitchen door.

“Nate, cool down, no one is interested in your jealousy right now.”

“I’m glad it’s not a big deal for you that someone tried to hit on you,” he spat.

“Well, you know, I happen to ignore those things, like I ignored the fact that the girl who led us here was totally all over you,” I shot back. Soon enough we started to fight over who flirted with who and things got pretty heated, so we thought it would be better to leave. These times I wished we didn’t live together, because going home didn’t solve the problem, we had no space to calm down, we just continued to yell at each other in private.

“He did not do anything else than just taking my order!”

“Oh yeah, I think he took something else also, not just your order,” he commented throwing his jacket down.

“Oh yes? Go and talk about it with the girl who was instantly humping to your dick as we entered the restaurant!” I shouted kicking off my heels that were gorgeous, but totally killed my feet.

“You are out of your mind! She didn’t do anything, it’s just in your head!”

“Good evening Mr. Maloley, your table is ready, I hope you will enjoy your meal, if you need anything *wink* just tell me!” I said imitating the girl and I have to tell you, it was a damned great impression.

“There is nothing in it! I didn’t even notice she winked!” he yelled back and I swear his face was turning into a deep red color.

“This doesn’t change anything! You are fucking overreacting! Stop it Nate!”

“Fine! You want me to stop? I will stop and end this shit right now!”

“Fine! Do it!” I yelled angrily.

“Fine! See you never!” he roared.

“Fine!” And with that, he was out of the apartment. It didn’t take two breaths for both of us realizing how stupid we were.

The door swung open and Nate ran inside, our bodies collided as we united in a passionate kiss. His hands were all over my body and I grabbed his hair pulling him as close to me as it was possible.

“I’m sorry baby, I was stupid,” he breathed out between two kisses as he grabbed the back of my knees and picking me up he pressed me to the wall.

“No, I was also stupid,” I moaned feeling his lips on my neck.

“Let’s agree that we are both fucked up, but madly in love and have sex,” be growled against my skin and he couldn’t have a better idea right at that moment.

“Don’t talk, just do it.”

Because what’s best than go clubbing with your friends? That’s right, have makeup sex with your extremely hot boyfriend.

australian music

so i was talking to virtuousfantine and thinking about how music is so americanised (or should i say americanized) and all you guys (even most australian people) know of australian music is like iggy azalea which is just depressing. so i decided to make a post celebrating the gems of aussie music history because like how can you live without knowing:

the classic about the guy who was just sitting down and enjoying a cup of tea by a pond then stole a sheep and committed suicide?

or the one about the competitive sheep farmers who want to be the fastest sheep shearers in all the land (but one of them’s a cheater)

and then there’s pretty stuff like this that’s sorta sad?

and awesome stuff like this excellent song i mean look at that video A+

also this amazing piece for solo cello that was written for a reconciliation thing between aboriginal australians and white people that is actually really important historically but is also just flipping cool and gorgeous

obvs there’s aboriginal music as well which is so. cool. omg.

and tiny obscure aussie composers who write stuff like this that is the prettiest choral music ever

and cutesy indie pop like this (is this not the cutest video you’ve ever seen)

and just australian culture is pretty cool actually and gets very little international attention other than negatively and people like iggy azalea and acdc who just do stuff that’s basically american. like there’s more to australia than the harbour bridge and racism and homophobia, we have a v rich culture and it deserves more respect. please add your fave australian music to this list! 

Bucketlove’s February Fic-Recs!

I’m on time this month (whoop)!! This month was pretty chill regarding work etc. so I read quite a lot (rip). Here we go (in no particular order):

Pi Time by aclosetlarryshipper

Harry, 20.
Less Than 1 Mile Away, Active 1 minute ago.
I think when it comes down to it, I’m just looking for someone supportive. That’s all I really need in life. I know this is an app, but we can find people in all the most obscure places ☺ -H.S


Hot, hipster Harry from Tinder is nothing like Louis expected.

Mine Now by aclosetlarryshipper

After Harry is expelled from private school, he joins a secret competition to get back at the boy who made it happen.


This is the story of how Harry finds himself pouting in Louis’ passenger seat with a raging boner on the way to seduce his ex boyfriend.

Sitting on Truths by aclosetlarryshipper

“I know,” Harry says, unsure what exactly he’s agreeing to.

“Can we just…” Louis sighs. “We don’t have to do this right now.”

And Harry feels it to his core, then. That wall between Something and Nothing, hit by a cannon ball but still standing, though it’s crumbling by the minute.

or, A summer camp AU where Louis is Harry’s High School Romance that Could Have Been.

Song For The Springtime by sunshiner

“Cherry blossoms,” Harry mumbles. “The solution’s cherry blossoms.”

Uni AU.

walk heavy on delicate ground by deadspy

“What do you want more than anything in the entire world?” Harry asks, dragging a finger lazily up Louis’ bare chest.

“To know myself again.”

[Louis grows a beard and battles depression during the hiatus.]

the boys of fall by godgavemelou

“And everyone, this is Harry Styles. He’s going to be our starting quarterback this year.”

Louis looks at him, the tall and lanky Harry Styles, and takes it all in. He’s got hair to his shoulders that curls at the ends, tattoos all down his arms, and a bright smile on his face as the team cheers him on. He’s lean and fit, and absolutely beautiful, and Louis hates him to the core.

OR an american football au where the boys play for the university of tennessee, and harry and louis quite hate each other.

slow dancing in a burning room by oopshidaisy

strictly come dancing au ft. sexual tension, glitter, rimming, and too many references to hugh grant

A Red-Dusted Planet by onewasturning

Harry finally makes it to the edge of the pool where Louis is almost curled up in on himself laughing in the shallow water. He wants to feel annoyed, his competitive side rankled at the unfair and unjust tactics used by his opponent, but it’s like—

The light refracts off the water and moves across Louis’ skin, darkening the ink of his tattoos, and he looks beautiful, dazzling, still that god laughing down on all the destruction he’s caused. And Harry’s heart is caught somewhere in his breathless chest, like it’s become tangled amidst the veins and arteries whilst trying to make room for wet boys on warm, summery days.

Or, a one-night stand in a small town in Australia turns into a weekend that Harry could’ve never predicted with a boy he may never forget.

(i’ll be right) beside you by oopshidaisy

golden age of hollywood au ft. harry being a little shit, louis trying to make movies and eleanor despairing in everyone

my kingdom for a kiss (tonight you’re on my mind) by ab_hinc

“Oh fuck, I’m going to have to tell my mum,” Louis says, closing his eyes.

The silence stretches between them for a long moment until Harry starts breathing heavily. “I’m going to have to tell the Queen,” he says, “and my mum.”

Or, the one where Zayn and Louis make a friendly wager and it goes too far, Harry’s a baker with a heart of gold and really great hair, Liam is an overworked PA who just wants to enjoy his holiday and Niall is completely at ease, as always. An accidentally married AU mixed with a splash of modern royalty.

like dying young idols by deadspy

“Hurry up,” Harry hisses through clenched teeth. Louis giggles then sprays a smiley face on the front door with two X’s for eyes.

[Louis and Harry go on a bank robbing spree after Louis gambles away their millions.]

Has Me By My Heart by LoadedGunn

It’s probably not normal to even try and find his soulmate – who even believes in that shit anymore – but if Harry were normal he’d be a student or a singer right now, instead of a millionaire con artist who doesn’t own a house because he wants to settle down with someone special.

He watches Louis tell a story with a happy flush in his cheeks, and Harry’s heart thrums painfully because he knows. He’s the one.

Or, Harry steals hearts, Niall steals everything else, and Louis should probably be less cool about knives being thrown at his head.

Faking It by TheCellarDoor

A uni AU in which Louis has been Harry’s best friend since he offered him cubed fruit on the playground, and they spend more time cuddling in their dorm beds than they do apart, but it’s not like that. Or is it?

Aka Harry pretends to date his best friend to escape unwanted attention from a too insistent classmate and hopes it won’t blow up in his face. Featuring embarrassing dildo accidents, awkward boners, longing, first times, late night conversations, emotional discoveries and Niall as the exasperated friend with bad advice.

Hiding Place by alivingfire

Louis never wanted a soulmate, didn’t really care for the whole Bonding thing at all, really. Enter Harry Styles, who’s wanted to be Bonded for as long as he could remember. With one fateful meeting in an X Factor bathroom, Louis gets a dagger on his arm and the realization that just because Harry is his soulmate doesn’t mean it’s mutual.

From the X Factor house to Madison Square Garden, from the Fountain Studios stage to stadiums across the world, Louis has to learn to love without losing himself completely, because someday his best friend will Bond to someone and replace Louis as the center of his universe. Meanwhile, Harry begins to think that maybe fate doesn’t actually know what it’s doing after all, because his other half has clearly been right in front of him the whole time. All he has to do now is convince Louis to give them a chance.

Or, the canon compliant Harry and Louis love story from the very beginning, where the only difference is that the love between them is literally written on their skin, and there’s only so much they can hide.

Unbelievers by isthatyoularry

It’s Louis’ senior year, and he’s dead set on doing it right. However, along with his pair of cleats, a healthy dose of sarcasm and his ridiculous best friend, he’s also got a complicated family, a terrifyingly uncertain future, and a mortal enemy making his life just that much worse. Mortal enemies “with benefits” was not exactly the plan.

Or: The one where Louis and Harry definitely aren’t friends, and football is everything.

Rather this than live without you by mediaville

Harry decides to give it all up. Louis refuses to be left behind.

Nothing Gold by FeelsForBreakfast

A High School AU where Harry flirts with girls and Louis flirts with danger. Louis jumps off cliffs and drives like car crashes don’t apply to her because she likes the rush. Harry tells stories and tries to keep her safe. (ghosts, glow in the dark stars, and numb hands)

Her eyes are a challenge: Let go of the brake. Let yourself come down. Don’t be afraid. When you’re young, you aren’t afraid of falling and so you go as fast as you can to feel the rush. And you don’t fall.

(your heartbeat) rang true inside my bones by flimsy

Harry goes as Louis’ date for a weekend wedding. He ends up taking the role a bit too seriously.

“Hey,” Harry hears himself say just as Louis climbs back into the car. He ducks down, holding onto the roof to look at Louis who cocks his brow at him and says, “What?”

“I meant it,” Harry starts. “Like, I’d do it. I’d be your date for the wedding. If it’d make you feel less awful about being there and if you want me to, I’ll do it. I promise I’ll be good.”

You Are The Blood by sarcasticfluentry

A seventh-year Hogwarts AU in which Niall gets all the girls, Liam goes on a journey of self-discovery, Zayn falls in love, Harry wants something more, and Louis tries to figure out once and for all why he, a Muggleborn, was sorted into Slytherin. 

the flopdred 3x13 brief summary

alright kiddos gather round for another episode of waht in the heck in the fuck:

  • it opens up with pike being dragt to Polis by some grounder dudes and kane’s behind him. polis really went to hell in a handbasket since lexa died, there’s blood everywhere, not a candle in sight, people being crucified, it just lacks the lexa #aesthetic
  • pike is like “yeah this is pretty much what i expected” and kane just gives him that look like “u caused this u fucker i miss lexa” and i was like “same”
  • all the skyidiots r there just chillin and pike is like “why teh fck” and jackson’s like “so nice of u to join us” all creepy like and then ontari comes down with allie and they try to force pike to take a chip and he’s like “hard pass” so they torture him a lil
  • they try to get kane to take the chip and kane is like “hard pass” so they torture him but a lil less bc youknowwhy.jpg
  • pike’s chillaxin in prison and by chillaxin i mean suffering while kane is chillaxin with abby
  • abby’s like “marcus!!! omg!!! i’ms o glad u here!!!” and kane is like “omg abby” and abby tries to sex him and kane’s like “this is off.. u took the chip didn’t u” and abby’s like “no i’m just horny” and kane’s like “lit”
  • dundundun AN ARK FLASHBACK
  • cut to the ark w abby, jaha, pike, and kane. they’re all like “pike we need u to teach these kiddos how to not die” and pike is like “But they’re fucking morons” and they’re like “we know but listen” and he’s like “ok i’m listening” and they’re like “idk that’s all we had” and pike’s like “amazing i’ll do it when do i start” and they’re like “now” and they being the kiddos in and pike is like ah shoot i dont have a lesson plan yet but that’s ok i’ll just make some shit up
  • pike: rule #1 for surviving?
  • octavia: not dying
  • pike: shit u right
  • meanwhile in Real Time^TM
  • joop blropamy clock and screamy are all on a mission to find luna because that plot is still happening
  • i bet u forgot about it didnt u
  • so did the writers until now
  • they get to the shore and octavia is like “ah heck there’s nothing here” and clock is like “golly dang it!” and bellamy starts yelling and projectile vomitting about how women ruin everything
  • octavia is like “i cant even look at u beachball” and blorny cries for ten years
  • clarke is like “hey dont cry” and baloney is like “fuck you??” and clarke internally screams bc this bitch is about to snap
  • belrpny’s like “im sick of bein mad” and clock is like “apology accepted” and bachgrk is like “it wasn’t an apology” and clarke internally screams some more but then hugs him bc she’s a Nice Guy
  • meanwhile in Polis^TM
  • just a hecka lot of torturing tbh nobody in prison will take the chip so they torture them a lot and also indra cut the fuck out of pike for killing her ppls and murphy was like hey don’t do that and indra was like “who the fck are u” and he was like “who are any of us really” and indra was like dam thas tru so she stopped
  • meanwhile on the Ark Flashback^TM
  • the delinquents r bein stoopit so pike beats the living shit out of all of them for not paying attention and they’re all like wtf???? and then the guards are like oh yeah ur being sent to the ground now. and they’re like “this is the worst day ever” but then march 3rd 2016 happened
  • meanwhile at Whatever the fuck ^TM
  • they find luna and she drugs them and takes them to some weird oil rig island and they’re like “ok this is weird but whatever” and clarke is like “hey can u take the chip? btw u knew lexa right?? wasn’t she hot” and luna was like “maybe, it depends if i’m her sister or not” and clarke’s like “damn thas tru. will u take the chip tho?” and luna deadass looked her in the eyes for 30 seconds before saying
  • “no”
  • the end

ikarra-lives  asked:

If you're still taking character questions let's get 22 and 35 for Begiath and 31 and 44 for Kaairos. They're both gorgeous and I love seeing them on my dash ; )

Thank you!! <33 Sorry this took forever and has been in my inbox for like, a month, I wanted to answer them sooner bt haven’t had the time or focus.
From this ask meme.


22.  What does your character like in other people?
She really likes people who are pretty open minded and willing to like, look at things from different perspectives and down w/ change, chaos and just like, being up front and honest to her. Like if someone doesn’t like her or something she’s doing she wants you to tell her, n she thinks people who speak their mind are really cool. She also likes people who would rather work something out instead of just, totally destroying everything and threatening allies in the process, she prefers to be around people who genuinely want to see the galaxy improve rather than get caught up in politics and drama™

35. How does your character behave around people they like?

She’s pretty relaxed around people she likes and doesn’t change much from how she acts around misc. people, she’s already pretty unconcerned w/ socializing in general and is outgoing, so she handles it well.


31. Describe a scenario in which your character feels most comfortable.
Takin a nap w/ Lana :^) bein w/ Lana, talking to Lana, spending time w/ Lana…..

44. How easy or difficult is it for your character to say “I love you?” Can they say it without meaning it?
It’s pretty difficult for her! Expressing feelings in a chill manner is generally hard for her. She can’t really say it to anyone she’s not super close to and even then it’s still fairly difficult and she’ll feel uncomfortable. She’s more about making small gestures toward people she likes vs sayin like “I LOVE YOU”


This is most likely going to be my next tattoo I get. I know that if the artist will ask “why this specific tattoo” and when I tell them that it’s the image that represents one of my favorite YouTubers, they’ll probably think it’s kind of stupid.
But to me it won’t be stupid, since one; I drew this myself, and two; Jack is just one of the of those people who will make you happy when you’re feeling really down, and think there is no happiness left in the world.
Plus I also feel like it’d be pretty cool to have the septiceye tattooed on me.
Anyhow, once I get this done I will be able to look at it and be reminded of the ball of joy in my life that is @therealjacksepticeye
Also, thank you Jack for always being positive I really do appreciate what you do and I hope you keep doing it.
Stay rad

Discrimination Against Anime Fans.

We get called a lot. Anime fans get a lot of shit from other people about simply liking what they enjoy. But i feel like there are times when sometimes we forget that we can like this too to our own kind.

I went to a couple screenings and a couple events where anime fans would gather and enjoy their fandoms. Great right? But there was this new girl.

The new girl was pretty much a casual anime fan and she would always get looked down on by her choices. Just because sometimes they were either too mainstream or too weird like Yu Yu Hakusho for example. She gets a lot of shit for just being herself. We often get alienated because of what we like which is really stupid but to alienate a lot of people just for what they enjoy. You are just being as bad as them.

So this is for every anime fan, girl or boy, or whatever, cat, dog, fkn fish. sloth. I hope you dont get judged for what you enjoy. And i will support your choices.