but i haven't slept and i'm stressed

You want an analysis? YOU WANT AN ANALYSIS? Well BUCKLE UP BOYS AND GIRLS CAUSE WE’RE GOING ANALYZING.

FIRST STOP. LET’S TALK ABOUT THIS WHOLE ‘SHE ONLY LIKES HIM CAUSE HE’S A HERO’ THING. CAUSE THAT GETS REAL OLD REAL FAST. PLEASE REFER TO YOUR CLOSEST COPY OF HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON. A GIF WILL DO. OR EVEN AN IMAGE IF YOU’RE REALLY SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL.

THIS ONE LADIES AND GENTS. OBSERVE. OTHER TEENS: STANDING, SMILING, ACTIVELY ENGAGING HICCUP. ASTRID’S JUST SITTING. WATCHING. WITH WHAT ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE DISAPPOINTMENT. THE OTHER TEENS COULD CARE LESS ABOUT THE ACTUAL DESTRUCTION THAT HICCUP CAUSED. ASTRID DOES. ASTRID CARES. WE MAY NEVER KNOW IF SHE’S DISAPPOINTED BECAUSE THE RAID ENDED BADLY, IF SHE DISLIKES THEM TEASING HICCUP, OR BOTH. BUT THE POINT IS– SHE NEVER PARTICIPATES IN TEASING HIM. NEVER.

ASTRID IS NOT EVEN INDIFFERENT TO HICCUP. ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION, SHE PUSHES HIM TO PARTICIPATE. SHE KNOWS HE’S CAPABLE OF MORE THAN WHAT HE’S PUTTING OUT BECAUSE LET’S BE HONEST, HICCUP IS SASSY AND GREAT, BUT IF HE’S NOT PASSIONATE ABOUT IT, HE’S KIND OF AN UNDERACHIEVER. HICCUP’S GOT SHIT TO DO, HE DON’T CARE. SHE WATCHES WHEN HE LEAVES, SHE LOOKS AT HIM WHEN HE TALKS, SHE EVEN TRIES TO INSTRUCT HIM IN TRAINING. WHEN SHE FINALLY SNAPS IT’S BECAUSE HICCUP ISN’T SHOWING MORE PASSION/INITIATIVE. NOT BECAUSE SHE’S A BITCH, NOT BECAUSE HE’S DIFFERENT, NOT BECAUSE HE SCREWS UP. 

SO YEAH, WHEN STUFF STARTS TAKING OFF FOR HIM, SHE’S SUSPICIOUS. JEALOUS, YES, BECAUSE SHE’S WORKED HER ASS OFF FOR WHAT HE’S GETTING. BUT SHE’S A SMART CHICK. SHE KNOWS SOMETHING’S OFF. SHE CORNERS HIM, ROMANTIC FLIGHT HAPPENS, DREAMWORKS STABS HER CHARACTER IN THE FACE, WE ALL KNOW THE DRILL. WHEN THEY GET BACK, SHE ASKS IF HE’S GOING TO RISK EVERYTHING FOR TOOTHLESS. HE SAYS YES. THAT IS THE EXACT MOMENT IN TIME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WHEN HICCSTRID IS BORN. WHEN HICCUP THE USELESS FINALLY TAKES A STAND. FROM THAT MOMENT ON, ASTRID REALIZES THAT HE’S NOT AS APATHETIC AS SHE THOUGHT. ASTRID HATES APATHY. NOT HICCUP.

FAST FORWARD. CLIFF SCENE. TBH I REALLY AM NOT A FAN OF THIS SCENE. I THINK IT COULD HAVE BEEN SCRIPTED BETTER. BUT IT STILL SHOWS ASTRID’S CHARACTER AND SINCERE AFFECTION FOR HICCUP. EXHIBIT A. SHE’S FUCKING THERE. HICCUP’S JUST WATCHED HIS FATHER, TRIBE, AND BEST FRIEND SAIL TO THEIR DEATHS. SHE’S THERE. TO PUSH HIM. JUST LIKE IN TRAINING. SHE KNOWS HE CAN DO MORE. SO SHE TRIES TO TALK TO HIM. SHE KNOWS SHE’S NOT GOOD AT IT. WHO STARTS A PEP TALK WITH, “YOU’VE LOST EVERYTHING”? SHE PRESSES. SHE SAYS, “I WANT TO REMEMBER WHAT YOU SAY RIGHT NOW." 

WHY? HER LIFE HAS JUST CHANGED ON A DIME GUYS. 24 HOURS AGO SHE HATED DRAGONS AND WANTED TO SLAY EVERY SINGLE ONE. EVERYTHING SHE THOUGHT SHE KNEW ABOUT HONOR AND HER CULTURE AND THEIR 'SIDE’ OF THE WAR IS CHANGING, BUT IN THIS MOMENT, SHE’S THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO HEAR WHAT HICCUP SAYS. SHE NEEDS TO KNOW IT’S NOT ALL FOR NAUGHT. THIS IS ONE OF TWO VERY OVERLOOKED FLASHES OF VULNERABILITY FOR ASTRID. THE OTHER IS WHAT EVERYBODY KNOWS AS THE CHEESIEST LINE IN THE FILM– "GO.” RIGHT THERE, EVERYTHING SHE LOVES AND HOLDS DEAR IS IN THE HANDS OF ONE KID ON A DRAGON. IT’S THE DUMBEST LINE EVER, BUT IT ALSO MAKES YOU REALIZE. THIS GIRL HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE ONE PEOPLE COULD DEPEND ON TO BE STRONG, TO FIGHT. AND NOW SHE’S USELESS. SHE FEELS HELPLESS. SO SHE SAYS THE WORLD’S STUPIDEST LINE BECAUSE SHE’S TERRIFIED.

RED DEATH DEATH. TEARY ASTRID. ONE LEGGED HICCUP. HICCSTRID HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

NOW LOOK BACK AT THE WHOLE THING. COUNT THE TIMES ASTRID REALLY SMILES. THREE. ONE– ROMANTIC FLIGHT. TWO– “HE’S ALIVE!” THREE– AFTER KISSING THAT SCRAWNY LITTLE VIKING TEEN RIGHT ON THE MOUTH. IT’S NOT LIKE ASTRID DOESN’T SPEND HALF THE MOVIE SURROUNDED BY HER GROUP OF FRIENDS. THERE SHOULD BE SOMETHING TO MAKE HER SMILE, RIGHT? SHE’S TOO STRESSED ABOUT SAVING HER VILLAGE AND REGAINING HER FAMILY’S HONOR (FLIGHTMARE EPISODE, FOR THOSE WHO ARE CONFUSED). SHE’S ZUKO YA’LL. SELF DISCIPLINE. HONOR. THOSE ARE TWO OF HER BIGGEST CORE VALUES.

HICCUP NEEDS ASTRID TO GROUND HIM. KEEP HIM FROM MAKING EXCUSES. ASTRID NEEDS HICCUP TO GET HER OUT OF HER HEAD. THEY COMPLIMENT EACH OTHER. THEY PUSH EACH OTHER. THEY MAKE EACH OTHER GROW. THAT’S CANON, BITCH.

anonymous asked:

I have a boyfriend since 2 years and I'm about to write my final exams so we both haven't spend much time together the last months. Yesterday I found out that he texted his ex if she would sleep with him because I haven't slept with him in months. And now I'm shocked and I will talk to him. Should I break up?

what the fuck, what a dog. yes you don’t need a boyfriend who texts girls ESPECIALLY his EX girlfriend stuff like that, that is just plain wrong and you shouldn’t have that stress while doing exams xx