but i have no patience so here it is


@lightning-cross

I love drawing dragons and all but my god I never have the patience to lineart/ colour them smoothly

Anyways, here’s Wings of Fire dragon Mistunoa. WoF already has four canon lesbian dragons so I guess there’s no harm in adding more.

And yes, Shinoa is one of the mind-reader NightWings. She hates using it, though, and doesn’t intrude on people’s thoughts unless she absolutely has to. (Mahiru had the gift of prophecy, which made her significantly more valuable) Her rather unusually light purple scales usually aid in startling others away from thoughts that might contain personal information, at least until they get used to her.

I’m playing around with SandWing colouring, hence the leopard gecko-like spots on Mitsuba.

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We're moving!

Ok so folks, we’re gonna be moving Nuclear Winter AU over this way! 

It’s under construction atm, but it will feature a better link/tag system and a more focused au experience

Everything that can be reposted to the AU blog will be reposted, so the tag is gonna fill up (and I wouldn’t follow right away)

But this way I can get mushroomminded back to a more focused art blog

Thanks for your patience, I’ll let you know when the au blog is set up and mushroomminded is cleared out ❤

About Jared’s latest pics…

yes, the ones of him and Valery…

First of all, there’s an unfollow button on the right upper corner of my blog, just in case you need to click on it. What I’m about to say here might offend some people’s susceptibilities. I don’t mince words when it comes to express my opinion. This is my blog and I’ve got the right to express what I feel here, there’s no better place for me to state my opinion regarding certain topics. So if you don’t agree with my opinion and want to lash out at me, you’d better unfollow me or even block me. I don’t take bullshit from anyone and I have neither the patience nor the time to deal with stupidity or drama, ok????

Having said that, I’ll get to the point. Jared and his alleged girfriend.

When I saw these pics, I knew they would provoke all sorts of reactions and of course negative and even insulting comments.Especially because we saw other pics of them a couple of months ago. There’s something I can’t put up with and that’s the disrespect and the insulting comments towards Jared, Valery or any other people. You don’t have to regard her as a sl*t only because you assume she’s with him. The same with Jared, you don’t have to insult him because she’s with her.

Seriously, I don’t understand why the drama regarding this girl. I mean, she’s just a young woman who happens to hang out with a man double her age. It’s unbelievable how many people (women) start to freak out every time there are new pics of them being together. Seriously guys, such attitude verges on the obsession. That man ain’t gonna be yours, you know?

They’re not doing any harm to you if they’re dating (if it was the case). If she’s his gf, or fwb, or whatever, it’s their problem and only they know what kind of relationship they have and they don’t have to give explanations to the world. However weird their relationship might be, Jared doesn’t owe any explanation to anyoneThat’s his problem, not yours.

There’s no need to bash him only because he seems to like young girls half his age. He’s not the first or the last man in this world to like or date pretty young girls. That’s his problem, not yours

And for those who think he’s gay and he uses her to pretend he’s straight (yeah, I’ve read comments like these somewhere), if it were the case, again, that’s his problem, not yours.

For all those people (women) who begin to destroy him everytime pics like these appear, I have a question for you: Is your life going to be better if that girl disappear from Jared’s life???? I mean, are you going to be happier, more beautiful, more successful, find a better job or have more money if she’s away from him????? Will all your real problems (problems of your daily life) disappear all of a sudden???? Or do you really think your chances of becoming Mrs. Leto will increase???? If the answer is yes, you need a psychiatrist. Seriously, I don’t see why the fact of Jared being with that girl should disturb you to the extent to post nasty comments about them. Jared has the right to date whoever he wants. And if he happens to like her and it turns out to be she brings happiness to him, then so be it. It’s his PRIVATE life after all. Not yours.

If you don’t like what he does, stop following him. Life is full of choices and there are many artists out there whom to follow.

LET JARED ALONE. GET A LIFE PEOPLE. LIVE AND LET LIVE. MIND YOUR OWN BUSSINESS.

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allusions to alec being gay in season 1

+ the moment alec came out 

ANIMAGI by J.K. Rowling

from  Short Stories from Hogwarts of Heroism, Hardship and Dangerous Hobbies

An Animagus is a witch or wizard who can transform at will into an animal. While in their animal form, they retain most of their ability to think as a human, their own sense of identity and their memories. They will also retain normal human life expectancy, even if they take their animal form for long periods of time. However, feelings and emotions are simplified and they will have many animal desires, feeding off whatever their animal body craves, rather than demanding human food.

It is immensely difficult to change oneself into an Animagus and the process, which is complex and time-consuming, can go dramatically wrong. As a result, it is believed that fewer than one in a thousand witches or wizards are Animagi.

An Animagus has a great potential advantage in the spheres of espionage and crime. For this reason, an Animagus Registry exists on which all Animagi are expected to log their personal details and the precise appearance of their transformed self. It is usually the case that distinctive markings or disabilities belonging to the human body will transfer to the animal self. Failure to enter oneself onto the Registry may result in a stretch in Azkaban.

When the process of becoming an Animagus goes wrong, it often goes seriously wrong. Impatience with the long and complicated process is generally at the root of such disasters, which usually take the form of horrible half-human, half-animal mutations. There is no known cure for such mistakes and those who make them are often forced to live out their days in their pitiable condition, being unable to become fully animal or fully human.

Talent in both Transfiguration and Potions is necessary to become an Animagus. No responsibility can be taken for any physical or mental problems resulting from following these instructions.

  1. For the space of one entire month (from full moon to full moon), a single leaf from a Mandrake must be carried constantly in the mouth. The leaf must not be swallowed or taken out of the mouth at any point. If the leaf is removed from the mouth, the process must be started again.
  2. Remove the leaf at the full moon and place it, steeped in your saliva, in a small crystal phial that receives the pure rays of the moon (if the night is cloudy, you will have to find a new Mandrake leaf and begin the whole process again). To the moon-struck crystal phial, add one of your own hairs, a silver teaspoon of dew collected from a place that neither sunlight nor human feet have touched for a full seven days, and the chrysalis of a Death’s-head Hawk Moth. Put this mixture in a quiet, dark place and do not look at it or otherwise disturb it until the next electrical storm.
  3. While waiting for the storm, the following procedure should be followed at sunrise and sundown. The tip of the wand should be placed over the heart and the following incantation spoken: ‘Amato Animo Animato Animagus.’
  4. The wait for a storm may take weeks, months or even years. During this time, the crystal phial should remain completely undisturbed and untouched by sunlight. Contamination by sunlight gives rise to the worst mutations. Resist the temptation to look at your potion until lightning occurs. If you continue to repeat your incantation at sunrise and sunset there will come a time when, with the touch of the wand-tip to the chest, a second heartbeat may be sensed, sometimes more powerful than the first, sometimes less so. Nothing should be changed. The incantation should be uttered without fail at the correct times, never omitting a single occasion.
  5. Immediately upon the appearance of lightning in the sky, proceed directly to the place where your crystal phial is hidden. If you have followed all the preceding steps correctly, you will discover a mouthful of blood-red potion inside it.
  6. It is essential to move, at once, to a large, secure place where your transformation cannot cause alarm or place you in physical danger. Place your wand-tip against your heart, speak the incantation ‘Amato Animo Animato Animagus,’ and then drink the potion.
  7. If all has gone correctly, you will feel a fiery pain and an intense double heartbeat. Into your mind will come the shape of the creature into which you are shortly to transform. You must show no fear. It is too late, now, to escape the change you have willed.
  8. The first transformation is usually uncomfortable and frightening. Clothing and items such as glasses or jewellery meld to the skin and become one with fur, scales or spikes. Do not resist and do not panic or the animal mind may gain the ascendancy and you could do something foolish, such as try to escape through a window or charge a wall.
  9. When your transformation is complete you should find yourself physically comfortable. You are strongly advised to pick up your wand at once, and hide it in a place of safekeeping, where you will be able to find it when you regain a human form.
  10. To return to a human form, visualise your human self as clearly as you can. This should be sufficient, but do not panic if the transformation does not occur immediately. With practice, you will be able to slip in and out of your animal form at will, simply by visualising the creature. Advanced Animagi can transform without wands.

Generally wizards prefer to have their clothes Transfigure with them, to escape the embarrassment of reappearing naked. However, it is possible to leave clothes behind if one wishes to give the impression of having gone for a bath or something similar. The longer a witch or wizard has been an Animagus, the better they will become at choosing the precise form of their transformations.

The animal into which one turns, if an Animagus, seems always to be that which becomes the Patronus. There is no known instance of the Animagus form changing to match the Patronus if the latter changes, but the Animagus who can also produce a Patronus is highly unusual and no study has ever been done on sufficient numbers to draw firm conclusions.

“I’ve been sitting here for three hours trying to figure out what to do.  I need to make a sale.  Rent is due in a week and I don’t have the money.  I’m already starting to miss payments on a loan I took out recently.  I made two cold calls today and both of them went like shit.  I’d never do anything bad to get money, but who knows.  I’m beginning to dread going home.  My kids are small and want …to be with me all the time, but I’m so stressed that I have no patience.  I’ve been losing my temper easily.  We were at my brother-in-law’s house this weekend, and he’s doing much better than I am.  His kids have a bunch of toys.  My son kept begging me to buy the same stupid little toy truck that his cousin had.  And I yelled at him to forget it.  I only had enough money in my pocket to get us home.”

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Ahh, yeshhh… I finally have a finished version to show, of my cover art for the @notwithoutyoufanbook! So much thanks to @starandshield for her patience as I nitpicked this to hell and back - now I can’t wait to see this in print! I’m still in shock that I got the opportunity to contribute such a vital piece to this project, which involves so many amazing creators in the mighty Stucky fandom. I say mighty because JUST LOOK at how successful the Kickstarter was! :0

I’m also involved inside the book! You can see previews of my interior spread as well as a fic illustration HERE! 

(My Art /// My Marvel Art) *Please don’t repost(?) or use my art elsewhere without my permission, and don’t delete my captions, thanks!

Slight comic delay!

I planned to have the next part of ‘A Tale of Two Rulers’ up tonight but I got married this weekend and my schedule got waaaaay crazier than I accounted for! ^_^’

I’ll stay up as late as I can to get it done, but if I accidentally fall asleep I’ll have it finished up as soon as I can tomorrow!

Thank so much to everyone for your patience, kind words, and support! (and if you wanna see a few wedding pics that my friends and family took, they’re here on my ‘Figmentforms-the-human’ blog.)

anonymous asked:

are you still going to continue your Yuri on Ice comic? I'm not demanding, but just simply asking :) I'll just wait patiently in the corner for an update. And please, do take your time o.o I know you must be really really busy right now :D

Hi Anon!

I do intend to complete the second part to the comic! I’ve just been having a little bit of trouble with inspiration for the comic so it’s been taking longer than expected, but I decided to upload parts of it at a time for those who are interested to stay updated:

http://drawverylittle.smackjeeves.com/comics/2421658/chapter-2-page-01/

Once the whole of Part 2 has been completed, I’ll be sure to re-upload the whole thing here on Tumblr!

Thank you so much for your patience and for being so understanding!
。゚・(>﹏<)・゚。

anonymous asked:

Hi! I'm a relatively young person interested in magic, but I have NO IDEA where to start. I've done a little research, but I'm kind of overwhelmed, and so many things seem conflicting. Any suggestions?

Hi there! Sorry this took me a bit to get to! I appreciate the patience! 

Here are all my posts that may be helpful to a beginner! 

And My personal Favorite, My book list!

I just threw a LOT at you, so I hope you can find something helpful!

Bts reacting to you being a day care teacher!

Request: Bts reacting to you teaching kids in a day care center

Namjoon:

“So you work with kids yeah?”

“Yeah… why?”

“Maybe I could help teach! Reading and math! Condensation, percipitation, evaporation! Balancing chemicals!”

“Joon, they’re five.”

*Eyes start sparkling at the thought of teaching them too”

Originally posted by sugaa

Jin:

“Kids you say?”

“Mhm!”

*Scoots away from you*

“uhm?”

“Kids have boogers and pick things they aren’t supposed to… go take a shower before touching me with your germs!”

“The only kid with germs here is you!” *You stick your tongue out at him*

Originally posted by jhopefluxo

Hoseok:

“A kid teacher? Wahh, you must have a lot of patience.”

“Of course, I mean I’m dating you right?”

“Why must you attack me??”

Originally posted by rninyoonqi

Yoongi:

“Makes sense.”

“What does that mean?”

“You working there. You have a mindset like a 5 year old.”

“Excuse me? I’m an adult >:( an adult who won’t be doing anything sexual with her boyfriend since he wants to be a meanie face.”

“An adult wouldn’t say meanie face.”

Originally posted by kookies-for-taehyung

Taehyung:

“Alright kids now gather aro- Tae? TAE?!”

“Heeeeey y/n”

“Wha-what are you doing here?”

“You said you worked with kids so here I am.”

“I didn’t even tell you where I work, how?”

*Completely ignores you to play with the kids*

Originally posted by deathlymaze

Jimin: 

“Wanna come with me to work Jimin?”

“To the day care?”

“Yep.”

“HECK YEAH IM ALREADY READY LETS GO!”

“Why are you so excited?”

“I’m gonna be the tallest one…”

Originally posted by xcrazyfangirlx

Jungkook:

“So you know how you work at a day care right?”

“Yeah, what about it?”

“Well what if we buy them camo outfits and start a kid army?”

“We’re not making my kids soldiers for your own entertainment!”

“You never go with my plans… hoe”

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

Bts reaction to you being pregnant

Request 1: btspeach ,Bts reaction surprising them that you’re pregnant 💞

Request 2:   Could you do a bts reaction to their significant other telling them that they’re pregnant with their child if you haven’t already?


Jin

He’ll cry. He’ll just straight up cry. Without saying anything much. Hugging you, crying and repeating over and over again “I love you.” After he cried his heart out, he’ll smile really bright and tell you all about his plans if the baby was a girl and then if it was a boy. And the dinner of course burned. But that’s another story.

Originally posted by lavender-kills

Yoongi

A face of shock. Pure shock. And then slowly he’ll find the strenght in him to look at you and say “I’ll love this child. I’ll love you. I’ll be a good father. This child will become a good human being and his father will try to thank his mother by asking her to finally marry me.”

Originally posted by shittyoongi

Namjoon

Namjoon will laugh from disbelief. He knew it was true, because the test was standing right there in front of his eyes, but still. When his mind actually proceided he’ll hug you and tell you that no matter what, he’ll take care of you.  And thenout of nowhere tell you to pack, because you two were going back to your parents to tell them the nws and for him to ask you to marry him.

Originally posted by berry852

Hoseok

Hobi is a prankster, so he thinks you are pranking him too. He’ll laugh it off and say that this was a really good joke, before you gave him the first picture of the baby and say “They said next time to bring the father. So, I’m going to do exactly that.” And Hobi cried like a baby for the next hour or so constantly telling you how happy he is.

Originally posted by jinful

Jimin

Jiminie shouted and jumped up and down and hugged you so much and constantly told you how happy he is and how you’ll have the most amazing child on Earth and at the end of this whole rant, he just smiled to you with tears in his eyes and promised to be a father your kid will look up to. 

Originally posted by dailykpopmeme

Taehyung

Tae smiled and kissed you, and your tummy, before picking up his phone calling a number and shouting at the phone. “Mom, I don’t think you are ready. I am going to be a father. Yes! Yes, yes, she i right next to me. Yes, we will come as fast as possible. Of course.” he hung up the phone, hugged you tightly one more time, promising to be the best father out there and told you his mother wanted to see you, since your own mother wasn’t in Korea and you need support at the moment.

Originally posted by beatriceindre

Jungkook

You were scared honestly. You were both pretty young and him rejecting you because of his popularity and the fact he may not be ready for a child seemed as likely as unlikely. When you gave him the test with trembling hands, you were expecting the worst.  But instead you heard a “Call your parents and tell them to be here next Monday.” You were slightly confused about it “Jungkook, what are you talking about?” “I get one chance to marry the girl I love and to look at my child and I want to be a great father so pick up the phone and do what I say, I’m coming in 5 minutes.” He locked the door to the bedroom looked at the test and cried from hapiness for like an hour.

Originally posted by yourpinkpill


Masterlist

Request if you have the patience. Those who request one-shots, darlings, I’m working on them. I won’t write anything fast and shabby. I made that clear.

AND CONFESS YOUR SINS, LOVE OR WHATEVER EMOTION YOU FEEL TOWARDS WHOEVER. WHAT HAVE YOU IMAGINED? MOMMY,A.K.A ME, WILL LISTEN.

Bittersweet reunion rp starters(Warning:death mentions and angst) and
  • •"It's been awhile..."
  • •"Long time,no see..."
  • •"How long was I gone?"
  • •"Do you have any idea how long you were/I was gone?!"
  • •"You've/I've been gone for so goddamn long and the only thing you have to say is HEY?!"
  • •"I've missed you."
  • •"Did you miss me?"
  • •"Why are you here?"
  • •"Did you miss me like I've missed you?"
  • •"Why did you come back?"
  • •"Why did you leave?"
  • •"You're the reason why I've returned..."
  • •"Where have you been all this time?"
  • •"I thought you were dead!"
  • •"But you're here and that's all that matters"
  • •"I'm so glad that you're here"
  • •"You owe me an explanation."
  • •"So...what's new?"
  • •"Things have changed since the last time we saw each other..."
  • •"You're not leaving me again,are you?"
  • •"Will we ever meet again?"
  • •"Don't do this again!Please..."
  • •"I'll never abandon you again..."
  • •"You/I shouldn't have come back"
  • •"You/I should've have left"
  • •"I brought you a gift.I hope you like it"
  • •"I'm so sorry for disappearing so suddenly"
  • •"I told you I would come back!"
  • •"Thank god I've returned in time to save you!"
  • •"[insert name here]?Is that you?"
  • •"Are you real?This must be a dream"
  • •"It's been so long since we've talked like this"
  • •"I have no good reason for excusing myself.I'm sorry"
  • •"I left because I...I.."
  • •"Let's sit down somewhere comfy.Tell me all the juicy gossip that I've missed!"
  • •"I have so much to fill you in.."
  • •"Things were much better before you/I left..."
  • •"You know that legendary dog Hachiko?I'm just like him.At least my patience paid off..."
  • •"I've/You've changed..."
  • •"So,how's it going with [enter convention topic here]?"
  • •"I see that nothing has changed while I was gone"
  • •"Nothing ever changes here"
  • •"Suprise bitch!Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me."
  • •"Well...I've waited here like I promised"
  • •"I thought I would never see you again"
  • •"So,what do you want to talk about?"
  • •"You didn't even try to look for me!"
  • •"You left me to die!"
  • •"I/You left because of [insert person/reason here]!"
  • •"I wasn't able to tell you at the time"
  • •"You/I could've at least said goodbye."
  • •"How dare show yourself here after all this time?!"
  • •"Next time,take me with you,ok?"
You Deserve Punishment pt.2 (M)

Description: You never wanted to see them again, you couldn’t bare facing them in the eyes. Not after what you witnessed. It would forever haunt you. Why? Because you discovered their dirty little secret; Park Jimin was the lover of Min Yoonji, who was actually a man.

Pairing: Jimin x Reader x Yoongi

Genre: Smut (M), angst, university!au

Word Count: 8,046

A/N: This is the direct continuation to the first part of “You Deserve Punishment”. Please read the first part, if you haven’t already, or else you’ll be confused. Extreme vulgar language use. Graphic descriptions of sex. (blowjobs, penetration, food play, anal, etc). Threesome, bondage, and overstimulation (rough) is in this story. Heavy dom/sub undertones. Some yaoi (boyxboy). This is a mature read! You have been warned!

Originally posted by bellahasjams

“The reason I wanted you to leave is because I couldn’t control myself from you. Every time I see you, all i want is to bend you over and fuck you till you beg for me to stop………But you’ve disappointed me Y/n. You disrespected your oppa. You’re so bad….… and bad girls deserve punishment.”

 

You freeze when he tells you this. Control himself from you? He wants to do what with me? What the hell is going on? He…. has to be lying…….he hates me. “You’re lying…” you say shaking your head. How could he even be attracted to you?

Keep reading

when people say depression is different for everyone believe me, it’s true because for the past month I haven’t wanted to do anything I enjoy, I don’t even have patience to watch shows, or finish a 5 minute video it’s like I’m constantly impatient for everything to end but I don’t feel sad I just sit here so frustrated that I don’t enjoy anything I do and nothing has meaning

Humans have exceptions

I don’t think I have seen a post talking about this yet so here I am. 

We’ve talked about how humans can be absolutely adorable while still being durable and aggressive little shits, we’ve talked about how they have no patience and a lot of nerve, and very weird and complex ways of thinking. We can all agree that to the aliens, they are already an incredibly weird species. 

But here’s the thing : not only are humans weird, but they have exceptions that are even weirder. I’m not talking about mentally ill people, because that’s a whole different matter and that’s already been addressed. I’m talking about exceptions that don’t come from a disability but still puts an individual appart from the rest. 

Like, we are an impatient species that will need distractions and needs to move and progress and do things. But there is always that one weirdo that can stay put for hours, just daydreaming, being in their own little world, waiting for someone to come back, for something to happen, and is overall very patient (not judging, I’m that weirdo).

We are creatures who go to war a lot, even with each other. We can be seen as fierce and fearless, yet there is always someone who will have one (or several) phobia(s), someone who will freeze in front of danger and cry for hours.

We use those weird items to decorate ourselves, we even paint and tatoo our skin and pierce it with little pieces of metal because it’s “fashion” and we think it’s pretty. But there will always be that one person who just wears comfortable things and won’t let anything even near their skin.

And basically the aliens have to update their “guide to humans” again with a lot of “not always” and “there are some exceptions” and “this doesn’t apply to all” and “if that is not the result you get, don’t panic”.

Marty and Jack

I’ve been thinking a lot about Jack coming out to Marty and just, we know it was meaningful for Jack, obviously, but it must have meant a hell of a lot to Marty, too.

-just think about how hard Marty was obviously working to reach out to Jack: Jack had cancelled on/declined dinner at Marty’s *multiple* times

-we know how introverted Jack is, and how he can have a hard time warming up to people

-the fact that he’s hiding not only his sexuality but a relationship that is very central to how he lives his life means Jack probably avoids a lot of social situations for fear of giving himself away, even moreso than he might have done otherwise

- Marty sees this social reticence, but he’s at least willing to give Jack the benefit of the doubt because he keeps trying. He is both friendly and persistent.

So how powerful must it have been for Marty to have Jack trust him in this huge way? Marty could easily have just decided that Jack was great on the ice and a Good Dude to have on your team, but not worth the effort socially. Instead he just keeps trying. It must have been so validating for all that patience and kindness to lead to this moment of “Here is my truth. You could use it to hurt me, but I trust that you won’t.” Then he gets to see Jack with Bitty and see that he CAN be so much more uninhibited and just joyful, and it’s all just so fucking beautiful.

anonymous asked:

favourite photo of chris pine?:D

okay so i wasnt ignoring u nonners - it genuinely took me this long to limit it to… ten. i know you asked for favourite photo not photoS, but im only human u see so this is the best i could do and it was HARD AS HELL

okay so here we go, in no particular order:

he is actual literal perfection like if da vinci was alive to see this hed be nutting

he is Tired and has no time or patience for ur bs

that position cant have been comfortable… look at him, suffering for his Art. also v nice ankles christopher

an angel??? an honest to god angel??? he is literally????? so radiant??????

this is like…. a warm slice of cinnamon-y apple pie come to life. if u could imagine a Warm Hug as a person, this is what it would look like

i have never had, nor will i ever have, sex that even approaches the sheer eroticism of this picture. 

lolwut (i know this is… not the best look…. but as a tired english lit major, this speaks to me on a spiritual level)

if u can look at this and NOT smile back at him, im calling the cops on u

i like thigh

such a sophisticated gentleman…. look at those delicate wristbones… that knowing look…. that floofy hair full of secrets………….. n i c e