This isn't a hc but...favorite funny moments from voltron? It would make my day :)
oo heck yah:
pidge: lance watch out we’re gonna crash
lance: man don’t worry, in my first year of flight school you know what they called me? they called me the tailor because of how i thread the needle
lance: [immediately crashes the ship]
this photo of everyone’s reactions to lance shamelessly letting one rip:
lance saying the space equivalent of shut your fuck
hunk trying to form voltron by barreling into Keith’s lion and yelling COMBINE
honestly one of my favorite scenes that made me laugh is when hunk tries to be the head. because when they first formed voltron he yelled with the utmost sincerity “I’M A LEG” and then when you look at that scene……they all just sat there in their lions all stacked and waited while hunk flew to the top and sat on everyone and no one said ANYTHING fkgkwekflj and hunk’s just like……what do you mean i can’t be the head?
Shiro in 100% seriousness trying to form voltron by stacking up like a cheerleader pyramid and in pure sincere concentration: “I’ll form the head”
Coran trying to time the team’s response to the emergency drill using a meat thermometer
this entire exchange:
when they go to the arusian village and
THEY’RE ALREADY ABOUT TO SACRIFICE THIS DUDE AND THE DUDE IS JUST LIKE :|
Pidge: also, I sweat a lot. I mean in general. Unrelated to the peanuts.
Coran literally breaking his spine trying to lift the Balmera crystal
[sarcastic Keith voice] Winning what? The intergalactic time-measuring competition?
Coran attempting to spoonfeed Shiro like a baby
Keith honestly considering the most important event during the sendak incident to be him cradling Lance in his arms, so much so that his voice cracks in the way angsty teen voices do when they’re whining
Keith getting revenge on Lance for not remembering their bonding moment by pretending he couldn’t hear Lance over the comms. that was honestly rlly cute
[Lance voice] nana nana boo boo!!!
[hunk imitating allura]: oh LONCE he looks so fine im all atwitter
[matt voice] Don’t lie. I know you love those peas dad
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