but i had to share this ;u;

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hello your writing is really beautiful n you are such a great writer! I recently posted my first fic but the notes were kinda low and I honestly am just doing this because I love writing so I want to get more ppl to read my the fic that I worked hard on. I was just wondering if u cld share with me how many notes u had gotten on ur first fic when it was released (u dun hv to if this is too personal) or any tips for new writers on how to get their work out there? tysm

hello! thank you so much for the kind words!!! For my first fic, I had about 40 notes i think…maybe even less than that lol i can’t really remember but I remember being elated when I hit 30 haha. tbh I still am even to this day super happy when I hit 30.

First off, I want to say that tumblr is an odd place. Sometimes super well written fics with great vocab & an amazing plot line & etc etc etc barely get any notes while others that are in my opinion, not so well written with misspelled words, bad grammar and etc etc etc get a ton of notes so I wouldn’t worry about notes that much. Also there are a ton of silent readers. A TON. come on peeps show the fic some love if you liked it! I know when I first started reading I didn’t leave a like either lol bc… idk I just didn’t do it until I saw a post that explained how important feedback is. I mean I feel it even more so now that I write haha. 

ok anyway, i’m going to put the rest of my answer under the break bc it’s pretty long and I don’t wanna clog people’s dash, sorry!

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this one time during freshie year I saw my classmate putting his things, yet again, into his friend’s bag and I was like “dude why dont u bring your own bag” and he was like “this is my bag??”

on that day I found out they came from the same town, went to the same HS, currently had the same classes, and shared the same dorm room, all because I asked him why he never brings anything to school - they also, apparently, thought why the fuck not share the same backpack too


did i ever tell yall the story abt how i saw one of my exes at a grocery store and she had a baby carrier with a baby in it and after awkwardly greeting her out of obligation i stared at the baby and didn’t know what to say so i just blurted out “where did you get that” in a tone as if i were inquiring her as to what aisle she grabbed an eggplant from

and she looked down at the baby and was like “………….he’s mine” and we both had this mutual uncomfortable silence and a shared moment of ‘why did u say it like that’ before i was like “oh ok bye” and i left and then moved states like three days later


idk how many of u keep up with eric andre but….i had to share my excitement about this with someone because none of my friends watch eric andre or like 311. 
it finally happened tho INVESTIGATE 311. 

omfg i just learned something new about botw

so i always knew that you could take selfies with the camera rune but i only thought that link could make this one serious face 

well today i discovered that link HAS POSES 

there’s tony the tiger 

the price is right model 

the ‘bout to drop some receipts’ smile

and my personal favorite…

blue steel 

I love how Niall’s gotten so much more confident. Going solo kinda changed him (in a GOOD way). Over the years he’s progressively earned his place in the music industry. He’s worked so hard to finally be respected as an artist (when u think of how he barely had any solos in 2012 and he was always taken for granted). And even if today hes still not the most talked about person and he still doesn’t get enough recognition, the general public love his music so much. He’s only released 2 singles and he’s received awards and was #1 in so many countries. Im so proud of him and i LOVE how he knows he’s doing great stuff. I love the fact that he dances to his own song. He’s so confident and he’s so happy and excited to share his music with us. It doesn’t matter to him if he’s #1 as long as he’s happy with the music he’s doing. He’s so passionate and he’s not here just for the glory. He just wants to do HIS best as a solo artist.


He trusts us to figure it out. Better that, than give bad orders. Mark of a good commander. And trust me, I’ve had my share of bad ones.


PART 2 of @soft-almond‘s old sim makeover tag :D

ok this is ACTUALLY the first sim i EVER made in cas so like the 1st sim i ever played w/ in-game too! Her name is Lola Velasco and she was loosely based off of me! i had the short hair at the time!! but yea i like how she turned out :}


#tidappreciationweek17: day seven ≡ free for all: will’s death

Will. For a moment her heart hesitated. She remembered when Will had died, her agony, the long nights alone, reaching across the bed every morning when she woke up, for years expecting to find him there, and only slowly growing accustomed to the fact that that side of the bed would always be empty. The moments when she had found something funny and turned to share the joke with him, only to be shocked anew that he was not there.

Jikook smutty fic recs

Hi everyone! So after my post recommending my fave jikook fics, I received a couple of requests for a smutty version of those recommendations. Althought most of the fics i suggested did contain a smutty part at some point in the story, and the fact that I don’t tend to read fic just for the smut (even if a lil smut is good. u know what i mean, u gotta earn it), i figured i would still be able to recommend some of my faves to you fellas

This will be kinda personal choices tho’, you’ll figure out i tend to prefer top!jk and bottom!jm and that i may or may not have some kinks

So yeah here are some of the great smutty fics I’ve read recently! As always, I’ll tend to suggest more recent fics, while incorporating classics because yeah

They are mostly Porn without plot/Plot what plot because that’s what i consider a smutty fic right?

* - spicy

** - hella spicey

*** - see you in hell

1. If i get in, i might just drown, by fatal (cumrich). *** One shot, 12k, complete. “fucking jimin has always been jeongguk’s favourite hobby. ruts just made it that much more special.” ((Ok so this is the ultimate one. Just go read the tags and you’ll understand. Just thinking about it is a sin. Also go read milk and honey by the same author if you liked it, it’s sort of the continuation!))

2. Underdressed and oversexed, by gangbang. * (hey look my fave author) Two chapters, 24k, not completed. “jungkook just needs the money. it’s kind of unfortunate jimin happens to be the porn star he’s jacked off to for the past three years.” ((Again, all is in the tags. Pornstar AU. Lots of dirty talk. A lil’ bit of plot, but not so much. The 2nd chapter is my fave))

3. Help you out, by snowflakechim. Two chapters, 6k, completed. * “Jimin is stressing over the end of the semester. Jungkook is more than willing to help.” ((Ok so this one is pretty short, but it’s in two chapters and really there is no plot lol. Ft. Jeonlous, and dirty talk.))

4. Entertain us, by NightsBurning. One shot, 10k, complete. *** “Jimin sometimes feels like the pressure is getting too much. His band members are all far too willing to help him out with relieving some stress, though.” ((Okay so this one… not only jikook, OT7. Sharing is caring. A true classic. Extra extra smutty. Just thinking about it make me embarrassed all over again. Go read it if you haven’t already.))

5. Primal, by Rose_gold715. One shot, 6k, complete. ** ”Jimin goes into heat and Jungkook sees Jimin’s unguarded, unrestrained Omega side for the first time.” ((ABO dynamics extremely well-written. + jeonlous. What there more to ask ? If it’s your thing i mean. you could try it w/ this one))

6. Stupid Batteries, by Zelupsi. One shot, 2k, complete. * “Jimin gets stuck on an alpha knotting dildo, and Jungkook ends up there to save the day.” ((Another ABO dynamics while we’re at it. + I found it quite funny so yeah but i can’t quite remember if the smut is that great))

7. For_Yoongi.avi, by strangedesires. One shot, 3k, complete. * ““Record yourselves for me,” Yoongi had said against Jimin’s lips after leaving the comfort of their shared bed.(OR: Jeongguk takes it upon himself to record himself and Jimin for Yoongi, and he gets a bit too comfortable with the power he has in Yoongi’s absence).” ((Starts with Jikook only, ends w/ sugaminkook. I did not think it was my thing either. But it was. And it’s gonna be for u too. Go read it. Dirty talk + dom/sub undertones.))

8. Backseat, by nomilkonlysuga (Umekozaru). ** One shot, 7k, complete. “Yoongi is possessive. Jimin is his. Jungkook is his. With the small difference that Jungkook can’t keep his fucking hands to himself, apparently. Punishment ensues.” ((Ok so this one is hella good. Trust me and go read it right now. Starts w/ a long long jikook. Then sorta turns into sugakookmin again, but you’re iniciated by now. Seriously it’s so good, it redefined my standarts for smut. Dirty talk, dom/sub undertones, do i even have to tag those? all my recommandations have it by now welp And a bit of an exhibitionist kink + cars))

9. Just a little bit more, by Levetrate. * 2 chapters, 4k, complete. “He hadn’t meant to say it, it just kind of happened.” ((Ok so the overuse of italics and bigger letters is hella annoying in this one, but i couldn’t not include a daddy kink one. It’s hella strong in this one, if you’re into that))

10. Detained, by PARKCHlM. One shot, 3k, complete. * “Park Jimin is a brat, but Officer Jeon is always there to put him in his place.” ((So to conclude this list, here’s what we all lowkey wanted since the legendary RUN BTS with the assclap : officer JK and prisoner JM having hate sex.))

So this concludes my smutty recommandations for you guys today! I felt so stupid and embarrased doing this but hey, still took me hella long time. I hope you enjoyed it!

If you have any other fic recs that are not included in this post or my previous one, please send it to me and i’ll gladly read it! And if you have any particular requests, don’t hesitate to message me about it!

See ya soon sinners’

anonymous asked:

What if Lance and Keith shared the same birthday asdfghjkl


lance:i’m older than u
keith:we were born on the same day
lance: yea but i was born like 5 seconds before you so i’m older
keith:ok grandpa
lance:IM NOT!!!THAT OLD!!!
keith:watch ur blood pressure ur not as young as you used to be
lance:i can’t believe ,,,the disrespect….

you just close your eyes, and count to ten / breath in twice, and open them

you know where to go you have been there before in your heart

rb (me talking under cut)

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okay so i rewatched 404 last night and basically i cant stop thinking about the gossip that must go around in nassau about flint and silver. they absolutely have to be the talk of the town i mean they are fucking r i d i c u l o u s so please picture like a group of random pirates exchanging conspiracy theories in the tavern in terrible accents while also drunk af

“i ‘eard they share a mind like one of them two headed beasts–like that fuckin–whats its–the mutt that guards hell, that one”

“that one had three heads ya pinhead”

“shut the fuckup alf yer mother darns socks in hell”

“fucks sake those are jus stories the truth is they’re twins they was separated at birth back in england”

“they look nothin fuckin alike mate what are you on about”

I heard one of em’s immortal and the other’s his hellhound”

“which is which”

“fuck if i know”

“yer both wrong they’re the same fuckin man”


“ave you ever even seen em in the same room together? im telling ya they’re the same fuckin man”

“alright robbie no more rum for you”

“all of yous wrong all of you”

“yeah? whats your theory then out with it”

“it ain’t a theory ‘have you seen em look at each other? doe eyes and shit? they’re fucking, mate”

a chorus of “ W H A T ” someone knocks over the pitcher of rum

there’s a long silence before one of them goes “maybe now that he’s getting laid flint’ll stop being such a twat”

followed by a chorus of happy agreement