This is part two of a new series of Seventeen imagines. Feel free to message me and say who you want to see confessing next.
You know Woozi never meant to say it. But you still spent the whole evening yesterday replaying the Seventeen live interview video about a hundred times and trying to work out what the strange feeling in your chest was when you heard his words.
There is was, your best friend, your delightful, interesting, intelligent, stoic yet adorable best friend, sitting there with his newly re-dyed pink hair and his serious, focused face. Telling the interviewer that the inspiration for his latest song came from some night walks around the city with his girlfriend.
Hi sorry I'm not sure if this is how suggestions work but I was wondering if you'd done one with Mark and Gravity Falls yet? I feel like he would be the guy who would "girly scream" and then try covering it up with a manly "auauuh"... Again, sorry if I did a goof, but I hope you have a great day anyway!!
I’ve done some with Gravity Falls, and Mark is in some of them. :3 They’re in this tag.
*First, I want to say I know I kinda copied the narrative voice of a few of my favorite blogs–some that are still here, some that are gone. Just wanted to say ya’ll inspired me to write this on the side about a real life stud I know–And I’ll work on making my own voice and finding my own thing. Til then, imitation is the best form of flattery, right?*
Will was alone for the week. No wife. No pets. Just him and the house to himself.
Oh I’ve got big plans for you Will—Big plans for that tight body of yours. The handsome Manly stud was resting peacefully in bed, wearing just a white t-shirt and boxers.
I don’t even want to wait—I just rush toward my new vessel.
“Huh!” Will gasps out as my astral form begins pouring right into his chest.
His arms and legs flail and his toes clench tight. He’s grunting and grabbing madly at the sheets, still so confused by the surge of energy flowing into him.
He arches his back and yelps as I flood into every limb and corner of his body.
“No…Please…” he says between pants and moans as my energy enters alignment, taking control of his body bit by bit.
Will is practically in convulsions at this point as the last of my energy enters his chest and I surge up to fill his head. The Manly stud gasps one last breath before collapsing onto the bed in a relaxed heap.
I open my eyes and look up at an unfamiliar ceiling. I also feel my heartbeat slowing down and I feel a light glisten of sweat. Then I look down and see the unraveled sheets of Will’s bed, along with his toned legs and a glimpse of those chiseled abs from his raised shirt.
“Oh fuck yeah…” I say in a sexy voice, especially sexy since it’s his voice bending to my will.
My new dick hops slightly, and I am surprised by how much blood I sense pumping and engorging my new member.
“Wow, look at that thing!” I say in awe as I grab that cock through the silky fabric and feel a surprising amount of length and girth.
Excited, I kick the boxers off and watch as Will’s dick grows to a thick 8 inches.
“Holy Shit!” I say in wonder as I grab it and give it a pump of appreciation. “And here I thought I would just be using your tight ass! But this cock is definitely going to be doing some fucking!”
I rub my muscular legs together as I yank the shirt off, leaving me naked and able to admire this smooth, toned body.
“Fuck, you take care of yourself,” I marvel as I rub my hands up and down this carved torso, running my hands along the defined lines of these chiseled pecs and abs.
Will shaved recently so he is quite smooth, but I am still relieved to see a healthy amount of armpit hair, some nice leg hair, and nicely groomed pubes. Huffing my new pits, I can’t help but go in for more as I basked in my new musk—it was so pleasant and almost neutral, as if this body’s natural odor was like a light cologne.
“Oh this is gonna be fun…”
I was passing well enough for the most part. Some of my jokes didn’t resonate with his friends, but I wasn’t too out of the ordinary…yet…
Nick, from United, was super drunk at the party we all went to, and I stepped in, assuring everyone I’d get him home safe. They all agreed and thanked me—it was hard for me not to smirk though as I put one of Nick’s arms around my shoulder and helped the stumbling dude back to Will’s room…
“Dude… this isn’t my place…” Nick said, slurring the words, but not nearly as badly as at the party.
“Just relax,” I assured him as I gently pushed him onto the bed. “You can stay in my bed tonight. Doesn’t that sound nice?”
“Sounds a little gay,” Nick said with a laugh.
“Only if I do this,” I say right as I reach my hand down to Nick’s crotch and begin gently rubbing him through his pants.
“Wh-what are you? Dude—St-ahhhhhhhhhh-Stop!” Nick says as he tries to squirm away. He’s still too drunk though.
“Man, look at how hard you got. So fast and even with all that liquor in your system.”
“The fuck’s the matter with you, Will. This isn’t like you.”
“Sorry, Nick. I guess there’s a new me that loves dick, and he’s here to stay,” I told him as I got his pants off and marveled at what must have been a 9 inch cock that was almost as thick as Will’s.
“holy fuck that thing’s big! I don’t even know if I can fit it in this virgin hole!” I said with delight as I rushed to get my own pants off.
“What are you? Unggggg” Nick cooed in confusion as I got in the bed and began grinding my engorging rod against his throbbing meat. The fabric of our boxers made us both gasp out from the friction, and I could tell he was shivering from my toned legs rubbing up against his. I ran my hands under his shirt, taking in that toned and hairy torso. He grabbed my arms and tried to push me away, but once I reached his nipples and gave them a nice pinch, he twinged and put up noticeably less resistance.
“You can’t do this…” Nick said as I ripped his shirt open, sending buttons flying.
“I know you want this Nick. I know you want me,” I said with Will’s voice as I leaned down and sucked his left nipple, lapping it with my tongue and just barely biting it with my teeth. Nick’s cock jumped—I could feel it as I kept grinding against him. He was moaning now, gasping for air as his legs wriggled helplessly against mine.
“Fuck I wanna get to the main act,” I said with impatience as I tore my own shirt off and tossed it on the floor. I crawled off Nick and began pulling his underwear off. He tried to sit up in protest, but I pushed him back onto his back, disorienting him for several seconds since his head was still spinning.
As he looked up, groaning as the room was probably spinning, I kicked off my own boxers and grabbed the bottle of lube I had purchased earlier with Will’s money. I wasted no time applying a healthy amount to my cleaned and prepped hole before grabbing Nick’s throbbing dick and getting him nice and slick.
I then straddled Nick, on my knees and looking down at him. I grabbed his cock and lined it up with my ass cheeks.
Nick’s eyes bugged wide open as I began my descent—I started just letting his cock glide between my crack, almost as if it were getting played like a harmonica.
“Nooooo…nnnggggg…stop!” Nick begged as he gasped for breath and shivered from pleasure.
“Nick, we’re just getting started,” I said with a voice full of lust as I lined his cock head with Will’s virgin hole.
Nick looked up in horror as I began leaning back. His jaw dropped and so did mine. We both gasped for air as that cock head slowly stretched my unimaginably tight hole. I was grunting and groaning, slowly letting my hole stretch more and more until the head finally popped inside me. I clenched my toes and sighed as I smoothly dropped my weight, amazed at how easy it was to now take all nine inches. Fuck, Will was a natural.
Nick shrieked as the last inch filled me up and I sat there, stuffed full of his rod. I reared my head back and rubbed my hands over my abs and chest, entering a euphoria as Will’s body gave me so much pleasure. My throbbing rod was leaking pre all over Nick’s lower abs just from the excitement of this no-longer-virgin hole being so full.
But I wanted to feel that again.
“Wh-what are you—Arrggghhhhhh fuck!” Nick yelled as I leaned up, slowly rising until just the head was left inside. Then I sighed and shivered as I slowly sank back down, enjoying the feeling of getting filled up all over again.
Nick kicked his legs out and curled his toes, undeniably turned on as Will’s tight hole massaged his throbbing rod.
“Fuck yeah, Nick! You’re so big!” I said in a breathy voice as I began gently moving my hips around in circles.
“You…nnnnnggggg…you have to stop…” Nick begged as his breathing picked up.
I started grinding up and down off his rod, gently fucking myself on his meat over and over, gaining a little more length each time until I was practically pistoning myself up and down off his full length.
Nick was gritting his teeth trying to hold back the yells of pleasure. I didn’t hold anything back. I yelled and hollered with delight as I rode my bull. We were both drenched in sweat, and it must have been at least half an hour like this when I saw a new level of focus in Nick’s eyes.
Fuck! He must be sobering up. He leaned up, no longer off balance like before and looked me right in the eye. He was fully inside me, which made me feel helpless in case he was about to punch me. Instead, he grabbed my face and pulled me into the hottest make out I could ever imagine, now thrusting up into me as I sat on his gyrating cock.
He growled as he hooked his arms underneath my armpits and began pistoning into me like I was a human fleshlight. We both curled our toes and hollered loud enough for the floor to hear as we fuck in this entangled position.
That was when he rolled us over so I was on my back.
“You’re right. I fucking want you so bad!” Nick growled as he leaned forward, stuffing me back full of his meat, making me yelp into his already waiting mouth.
Our tongues explored each other’s and our hands explored each other’s chests and abs as I wrapped my legs around his thighs, pulling him toward me and adding power to each thrust.
My back arched as he struck my prostate, and I saw a sly smile as he realized what he had done. With animal-like desire, he struck that same spot again, and again, over and over again until I couldn’t stop clenching Will’s used hole.
“Oh Will! I’m gonna cum! Gonna fucking—Agggghhhhhh GOD!!!!” Nick shouted as he pounded me full of his load—shot after shot of warm liquid flooded into me, making me feel euphoric inside as he released his manly essence in me. With one last crashing shot, he slammed his dick back into me and passed out. I was so turned on though—I wanted more. I wanted to feel more dick up a virgin hole.
In an instant, I let go of my hold over Will and let my astral essence flood into Nick’s slumbering form, right though his dick. His passed out body just shook with no resistance as I took it over, but that shaking stimulated Will’s hole as I left. I clenched my toes one last time before opening my eyes and looking at a stunned Will. He gasped and arched his back before collapsing, passed out from shock and pleasure.
“Oh fuck yeah,” I said with Nick’s voice as I pulled my cock out of Will and watched the river of cum leak out. I reached down and grabbed as much of it as possible—It was clean since I had prepped Will beforehand. I smeared the cum along the entrance of this virgin hole and the rest all over Will’s wet with precum cock that never got a chance to blow. I wouldn’t even need lube thanks to all this cum as I got on my knees and began lining Will’s cock with this virgin hole.
Will just laid there, completely out as I pressed down and felt his cockhead widening Nick’s virgin entrance….
“Oh GOD!” I yelled as I took a deep breath and forced myself down, forcing that Will dick into me in one rushed motion. Nick’s virgin hole had no prep and no opportunity to relax and widen, so he’d definitely be sore in the morning, but for now the thrill of the moment turned me on so much I didn’t even feel any pain. I just felt full. So full and so stretched as I took in the passed out stud’s meat. I curled my toes and shook my head as I got used to the feeling of a virgin hole being stretched to its limits for the second time in one evening.
Will’s cock was pulsating as I lifted up and sank back down, legs trembling as I built up my pace and fucked myself on his cock. With him passed out, I’d have to do all the work, but it sure helped that I had worked Will up so much before moving into Nick.
In just a few minutes I was screaming and bucking my hips like I was riding a wild stallion as I clenched Nick’s hole and committed myself to milking out that load. Finally, my efforts paid off as I saw Will’s breathing pick up in his sleep. He was grunting and stirring and squirming as the pressure built up in his balls. I could see the veins dilating on his lower abs as the blood flow rushed to his overwhelmed cock when finally, I sank back down and felt the torrential flow of his warm seed. The thrill of Will’s unconscious load flooding into me made Nick’s cock launch a new load of cum all over our bodies and all over the bed as I rode Will wildly, sending Nick’s cock flopping around wildly. I hadn’t even touched Nick’s dick, so I was in a great state of shock as I made it rain cum.
Finally, I sank back down onto Will’s meat one last time and just sat there, stuffed full of his deflating meat. The slumbering Will’s breathing was calming down and his tense muscles started to relax. I was in my own euphoria, but it was time to go “home.”
Getting up, I sighed as I raised up off Will’s dick. To my tremendous relief, Will’s dick was incredibly clean and there was no mess down there—a true credit to Nick’s commitment to a healthy diet and lifestyle. When you eat clean, back door fun is clean. I laid down and lifted my ass in the air, making sure Will’s cum travelled so deep inside Nick’s system it wouldn’t leak out during the night. Then I got in bed with Will and released my hold on Nick’s body.
I forced my astral essence into Will’s chest and met no resistance this time. His body just tensed before his back arched and then I instantly woke up, staring at the ceiling and once again smelling the scent of intense fucking, only this time with Will’s nose.
I looked over and saw Nick passed out. I smiled and pulled the covers over our naked bodies.
I woke up to Nick gently nudging my shoulder.
“Dude. Dude. Will.”
“Huh? Yeah?” I said groggily, at first forgetting who I was inhabiting.
“You can’t tell anyone about last night!” he said, half serious and half afraid.
“You didn’t have a good time?” I asked with a light-hearted smirk.
“It…I was drunk. And you were drunk, and one thing led to another…” he tried to rationalize.
“Look, Nick. You don’t have to worry. I won’t tell a soul as long as you answer my question honestly: Do you wanna do it again?”
Nick looked back and forth between me and the floor before gulping and saying, “Yes…”
“Me too, man. Don’t worry—I won’t tell a soul—I just hope you got plenty more loads to pound inside me,” I said before licking my lips seductively.
I saw Nick’s cock stir, making him hastily get the rest of his clothes on before saying goodbye and heading out the door.
I, on the other hand, smiled and groaned as I stretched Will’s lean and toned body and rolled around his filthy, cum-covered bed.
“Hi Punchers!” I said with enthusiasm as I looked right into the camera.
I was shirtless and I knew people would be drooling.
“My name is Will, and I’m one of Chris’s friends. I thought his channel was so cool, so I begged him for the chance to have my own little mini corner on his channel.”
I got to the reaction, making sure to keep it similar, yet different—one of the things I did was clench Will’s sculpted pecs instead of wave my hands like I usually would.
The positive feedback was immediate with hundreds of comments immediately telling me how hot I was, how much people wanted to explore my body and have sex with me, along with torrents of subscribers asking if Will and I were a couple. I commented that ‘Chris’ and I were just really good friends before adding a winking face. My Will reaction quickly became my most viewed video, and I knew he would be my key to stardom.
“Ohhhhh FUCK yeah! Right there! Don’t fucking stop! Pound me! Pound that hole!” I commanded and begged as one of the sexy bartenders at a local bar fucked me in the men’s room.
I had my hands planted against the wall as I felt his hairy chest rub against my back. Our sweaty bodies were glistening from the friction as he bucked his hips to force his meat into me.
“Duuuuude you’re so tight!” he said exasperated before growling and pulling my hair back and forcing me into a sloppy kiss.
His rugged hands explored up and down my cut chest and abs before finding my throbbing and leaking meat and latching on. I yelped as he began pumping me, timing his tugs on my dick with his thrusts into my hungry hole.
“Gimme that load, man!” I begged as his breathing picked up. His fingers dug into my hips as he pulled me harder and harder into his animalistic thrusts until he finally rammed our bodies together and howled into my ear as he unloaded inside me. The feeling of him filling me up in that public restroom set me off and I howled as I succumbed to his stroking of my dick and began launching shot after shot of my seed over the bathroom wall. We roared in unison as we unleashed our seed, but I felt lucky that I would get to leave with his inside me. We finally settled down, his sweaty chest resting against my back as I held us both up.
I turned around after he pulled out and he pushed me roughly against the wall, getting my cum all over my lower back as he forced me into a sloppy kiss.
“I needed that,” he said with a grin before giving me his card.
I just gave him another kiss before grinning and pulling my pants and shirt back on, casually strolling out with a stranger’s load deep inside me.
I got back to Will’s room and changed without showering before hopping onto the bed. I had been having so much sex with so many different guys that I ended up using Will’s cash to buy 6 more sets of sheets—one for each day of the week.
I drove Will’s car to a sex shop and bought several items of interest: a variety of dildos, a variety of lubes, and a tight ass fleshlight.
The next day as I was getting ready for Will’s classes, I grinned at my reflection, so turned on by seeing that handsome Manly body under my control. I admired Will’s naked body, something I was still not over—and something I don’t think I would ever be over. That was when I grabbed the mid-size dildo I had gotten—a reasonably thick 7-inch model. I slicked it up with some of the lube I had gotten and moaned in delight as I began sliding it inside me. I raised up on my tippy toes and fell forward against the mirror as I slowly worked it in all the way to the hilt.
“Oh fuck yeah…” I moaned as the last few millimeters settled inside me.
“Fuck yeah, look at you, such a queer whore for cock,” I taunted Will’s reflection in the mirror.
“You love being full don’t you. Full of dick up your ass and full of me inside your body.”
“Yes! I love being filled!” I imitated Will in an exaggerated slut voice.
“Oh hell yeah today’s gonna be a fun day,” I said with a smirk as I held the dildo in place while maneuvering myself into the tightest compression shorts Will owned. I wanted to spend the whole day feeling stuffed full and wide. I put on some tighter fitting jeans that helped the dildo stay in place even more along with a polo that was probably half a size too small, but I loved the way it showed off this tight and toned body.
It took all I had not to shiver and moan as I took my first steps. Walking made the dildo rub back and forth against my prostate in the perfect spot. I’m glad I left early because it gave me a chance to take the scenic route as I walked to Will’s job.
“shit yeah…” I said under my breath as each step just added more and more pleasure.
That dildo was lodged firmly in place, ensuring it rubbed back and forth against Will’s incredibly sensitive prostate. I was breathing deeply and practically laughing to mask the moans I wanted to make so so badly. I got some strange looks, but I didn’t care. I couldn’t help but rub my legs together from pure ecstasy as the pleasure jolted down my thighs all the way down to my toes like electric bursts.
The best was yet to come though as I arrived at Will’s office and walked right past his usual clique of friends and opted for shutting away in his office. They looked confused, but quickly redirected their attention to their work. As soon as I sat down in my chair my eyes bugged wide open and I grabbed the armrests as my legs jolted.
“nnnnnnggggg…” I said as lightly as possible. No one heard me. Good.
I knew some chairs creaked, but I gave my chair a test run. I gently bounced in my chair, squeezing my face tight and gripping the armrest even tighter as the dildo grazed my prostate and gave my entire hole a bit of friction. Not a sound came from the chair—nothing. Plus, my door was closed and locked, so I had a little wiggle room…
Oh fuck yeah…. I thought as I began to get quite restless in my chair, safely shrouded by being in an office with wall thick enough to mask my breathing.
I began gasping as I started swinging my hips around in circles, breathing deeply as my cock strained against the jeans. I didn’t free it, but I rearranged it, giving it just enough room to grow to full size under the denim as I began bouncing and twisting and doing anything that would make the dildo stimulate Will’s abused hole.
I winced and squirmed as I practically gyrated in the seat, thrashing my hips around to feel that dildo pleasuring Will’s hole. Oh fuck I was curling Will’s toes as my breathing picked up.
I’d been doing this all morning. Over an hour of bliss passed until I seized and gasped for breath, grabbing the armrests harder than ever as I kicked my legs out and felt the cum launch right into the compression shorts. I slammed my ass up and down off the seat as I braced myself and tossed my head back.
I had to bite my lip to keep the hollers of ecstasy inside, but finally, I slammed my ass down onto the chair one last time, shivering as the euphoria washed over me. I collapsed in the chair, a dumbfounded smile over my face as I clenched Will’s hole, in some weird way showing my appreciation to the dildo that was still buried deep inside that magical hole.
Still biting my lip, I realized I needed to get myself organized. I rushed out the door in a hurry before anyone else could see me and went to the bathroom, quickly scooping up as much cum as possible and bringing it right to my mouth.
“You love the taste of a man’s milk, don’t ya? Especially your own?” I taunted Will’s reflection before zipping up and posing for the mirror. I did some stereotypical cocky poses before fixing my hair and heading back to Will’s desk.
Apparently, Zach had asked Will to help him at the gym because the little bitch finally wanted to at least compensate his shorter status with some muscle tone. I was all too happy to happy to agree, but not to actually help in any way. Really, I realized I had been enjoying Will’s tight hole so much that I forgot about the nice rod he was hiding in his pants. That rod needed a little bimbo to stuff and fill with its seed.
It was 5 am, but it was so easy to get up in Will’s perfectly conditioned body.
“No more narcolepsy,” I said with a smile as I rolled off the bed, landing on my feet and already feeling an energetic spring in my step.
I was just wearing boxers as I went up to the mirror, tracing the lines up my abs from Will’s defined V-lines.
The control was so satisfying to me. Looking over at the alarm clock, I figured I had a few spare minutes before I turned an unsuspecting Zach into my little whore. With some concentration, I pulled my astral form out of Will. His knees buckled as my essence unbounded from him and emerged from his skin, and the shock finally made him collapse to the ground.
He was unconscious for a few seconds before gently fluttering his eyes and raising his hands, looking at his own fingers as if being in control were an unfamiliar sensation.
“What the fuck?” he asked in confusion as he tried to get a grip on his surroundings.
Forget the fact it was morning—I watched as Will picked up his phone and gasped as he saw that he had lost three full days.
“How the—what the—what the fuck?!” he said in frustration as he began to walk in circles around the room, grabbing his hair and almost hyperventilating. This was almost too much fun, but I was already feeling homesick.
“HUH?!” Will gasped as every muscle in his body seized up.
I was pushing my essence into him from behind—since he was already standing up it was easy to align myself and basically push my astral essence into the toned and sexy Manly man I had come to adore. He was so spacious for me.
Will tossed his head back as the last of me was absorbed into him. He convulsed briefly, helplessly moaning and groaning as he held himself up by placing both hands against the mirror. He finally shivered before looking down at the ground and breathing like he had just sprinted a lap.
Then my vision refocused and I was looking down at those sexy feet and a rapidly engorging cock I had come to love.
“That just gets better every time,” I said with a sly smirk as I stood up and stretched Will’s body.
I was already thinking ahead to the fun I could have with this. Maybe I could build up my skills to a level where I could enter and exit Will as fast as a thrusting dick. Fuck yeah, I could turn possession into a new form of fucking and use him as the boycunt for my essence. I had to take a deep breath to calm myself down as I put on some gym shorts and a tight-fitting T-shirt.
My morning distraction had me out the door a little later than I had planned, but the plus side of inhabiting Will’s fit body was that I could just crank up the speed and jog there without feeling taxed in any way.
We truly were there so early that no one was in the free-weight section. I knew there was no guarantee that it would stay that way, but I had a good feeling that morning.
I guided Zach to a benchpress bench that was out of sight and away from any cameras. Luckily, the doors to the atrium were covered in leftover Halloween shit, so the glass was completely blocked.
“Thank you so much for agreeing to help me out, Will,” Zach said with that stupid grin as he hopped around and did basic ass stationary stretches.
“No problem, Zach. Anything for a friend,” I said with Will’s friendly chill tone.
“I know this whole thing is weird, but over the last four years I’ve accepted the height thing, but I can still look great and be taken seriously with some help in the gym,” he said with a tone of optimism.
“Well let’s get you on the path to being your best self,” I told him.
Zach sat down and started leaning back onto the bench, but I interjected.
“Whoa whoa whoa, Rome wasn’t built in a day, buddy.”
Zach looked confused as I beckoned him up.
“We’re gonna start you on your belly. I’m gonna share the secret with you that made me my best self.”
“Okay…So like this?” he asked as he laid down.
“Perfect. Just like that,” I said softly before licking my lips.
“I’m really curious to know what this is because I feel like I have zero range of motion right now,” he observed as fished around my gym bag.
“Just gimme a sec, Zach. I’m pulling out something that’ll help you get on track to being your best self.”
I rummaged some more until I grabbed and pulled out some of the lube I had purchased with Will’s money.
“Perfect…” I said with a mischievous grin as I walked up behind Zach.
“So what muscles are we starting with?” Zach asked from below.
“Today’s focus is gonna be that tight little ass.”
“What?” he asked in confusion. He was turning to look at me, but I had already sprung into action.
Zach gasped in shock as I pushed him down onto the bench, easily keeping the squirming little runt in place.
“Will! Argh! What the fuck are you doing?” he yelled out as he struggled in vain to break free underneath me.
I grinned as I lined my engorging cock up against his shorts and began gently grinding Will’s pole between the outline of his asscrack. He grunted as I leaned my muscular torso down on his back, my full weight more than sufficient to keep him pinned down as I grabbed his arms and kept them pinned against his sides.
“Urggghhh Will! Stop! Get off me!” Zach commanded as I kept grinding away.
I leaned down and huffed in the scent of his neck, licking his bare skin. This made him particularly restless, but as expected, he was too much of a runt to escape.
“Zach, this is going to teach you that you already are your best self. You’re a perfect little runt—just the perfect size to get fucked up the ass and tossed around like a human fleshlight,” I told him as I grabbed the bottle of lube. I was careful to get my shorts off without letting him get any leverage, but then I dragged him down the bench a few inches and sat on his lower back. I managed to get his shorts and underwear down to his ankles before hooking the fabric underneath the bench and pulling him back up so his legs were essentially trapped.
Zach begged me to let him go—he thrashed madly but I was able to keep his upper back down with just a single arm. I used my other hand to slick up Will’s fuckstick.
“I didn’t bother prepping you because even though you’re a little squirt, I know you can take it,” I told him as I got in position.
I was standing up, leaning down on his upper back with one hand while I used my right hand to aim and align Will’s cockhead with Zach’s virgin hole. I stared in awe at that tight little rosebud that had definitely never been penetrated. I guess it was time for me to break him out of the closet.
Zach reached back and grabbed helplessly at my left arm, begging me to stop as I got my legs between his and pushed his apart until the elastic around his ankles would stretch no further. Then I went in—my cockhead made firm contact against his hole and he squealed loudly.
“Oh Zach, you’re going to loooooove this,” I assured him as I pushed my head against his clenched hole.
He was thrashing and clawing at the leather of the bench, but I kept pushing harder little by little.
“Zach, I could have already had all 8 inches in by now, but I’m giving you a chance to let me in,” I told him.
“Fuck you!” he cursed me.
I smirked and pushed with more strength, stretching his hole open by force until his entrance swallowed my head and snapped tightly around my shaft. Zach cried out, trembling as I pushed in one long, smooth motion, filling him up inch by inch. I stretched him in depths he could not have conceived as his hole accepted more and more of Will’s rod. Then, with just the last two of Will’s 8 inches left, I rammed them in to the hilt, lightly grunting as my hips slapped loudly against Zach’s ass cheeks.
Zach shrieked as the last two inches stuffed him full. He kicked his legs up, but the bench caught the shorts around his ankles and sent his feet back down to the ground. The best he could do was scramble his feet against the ground.
Zach was not even making intelligible noises as I pressed my chest down against his back and spoke in his ear, “how does it feel to be stuffed full of my manhood? You’ve got such a tight hole, Zach, and I like you this size. I can do whatever I want to you,” I taunted him before licking the side of his face.
“Please stop, Will. Please!” he begged me between uncomfortable grunts as he still adjusted to the 8 inches of dick I had left inside him. I knew that leaving Will’s meat inside him for a minute or two would help him loosen right up for me.
As soon as the groans of obvious discomfort stopped I began pulling out of him, making him clench his eyes and wince slightly as my meat left him one inch at a time. With just the head left inside him, I pushed back into him, faster than I had the first time.
Zach’s wincing eyes shot wide open and he gripped the bench, gasping in shock as his legs twitched on their own.
“See…you already love it…” I told him as I pulled out and thrust back into that hole, filling him up and making him release a legitimate moan of pleasure.
“No Will. You can’t—unnnngggggg You can’t do this—Oh God!” Zach gasped in a breathy voice between moans as I built up my rhythm until I was thrusting in and out of him at about 50% pace.
“Zach, I wouldn’t be a good friend if I didn’t fill you with my load,” I told him before tossing my head around as I built up more speed.
“I don’t want it! I don’t—HUH?! Unnnnnngggggg Oh my God! FU-Aggggghhhhhh!” Zach yelled out as he struggled to catch his breath.
“Looks like I found you’re a-spot,” I told him as I reared back and thrust into that same spot harder and faster.
Zach’s entire body seized up as I pounded his prostate. He winced his face tightly before gasping for breath and moaning out in a call of ecstasy.
“That’s right. You fucking love this,” I said in a seductive tone as I picked up my pace, pistoning Will’s meat against Zach’s A-spot until all resistance in that little runt melted away. I knew he was mine now, and that he would be mine forever.
“You like this dick?” I asked him as I relentlessly pounded his boypussy.
“Unnnnngggg I LOVE it!” He called out from beneath me.
“Then prove it,” I told him as I pulled completely out of him, making him yelp as my fat cock head stretched his entrance.
I sat on the bench next to him and pulled off my shirt, revealing the glistening torso that was looking extra cut from the effort I had just put into pounding Zach. I tossed the shirt on the ground and laid there in just my sneakers. Zach knew exactly what he needed to do to satisfy his craving.
Standing up, he hastily pulled his shorts down over his shoes and stood over my bench. I grinned as he grabbed my slick rod and lined it up with his no longer virgin hole. Then I sighed as he gently sat down, letting my meat slide into him until he was sitting all the way down, shivering as he reveled in the sensation of being stuffed full.
“That’s right, boy. Ride that cock. Oh yeah this is just what you needed,” I told him gruffly as I gave him a playful smack on the ass and then gave both of those cheeks a nice grab.
Zach squealed as I pulled his cheeks apart and yanked him down even further, sending Will’s dick even deeper into him.
I could see it his eyes that he would never be the same. He needed this feeling in his life, and he would always be thankful to me for giving him this gift. The little runt gasped as I used my strength to add force to his descents, powerfully pulling him down onto my own upward thrusts. Will’s powerful thighs and core served me well as I yanked him down so hard against me that it sounded like someone was getting bitch slapped.
We were both dripping with sweat when I saw the look in his eyes that gave it all away. Zach’s breathing was picking up, and his moans were building up to wails as I pounded him faster and faster. He looked like he was going to collapse or pass out, but his craving kept him going as he slammed himself down onto my rod. I felt his hole quivering and clenching, a signal of the geyser of pressure building in his crotch.
His vocal tone was getting higher by the second until he finally tossed his head back and sank down onto my dick—this time the entrance triggered his untouched and throbbing cock to shoot out the first shot of his load. It’s like he was some sort of cum pump as each new thrust into his spasming boycunt milked out another load onto my chest and abs. I smirked as I pulled him down particularly hard, making him yelp as a shot of cum launched extra far, right into my open and waiting mouth.
I noticed though that even when his cum stopped dribbling out, my thrusts kept setting him off as if he were in the middle of an orgasm. He looked confused but overwhelmed in ecstasy. I was all too happy to oblige as I kept yanking him down onto my throbbing meat. The best part is that his hole was still spasming as if it were post-orgasm—that sort of cock massage was too much for any man to handle for long, so I had no problem at all as I felt the blood rushing to my crotch and getting me ready to seed Zach’s used hole.
“I’m gonna fill you up, Zach. You’ll always have a bit of Will in you from now on,” I told him as I started getting more erratic and restless with my own movements as I slammed our bodies together. I was practically growling at that point as the pressure built in my balls to the absolute breaking point.
“Ohhhhhhh FUCK YEAH!” I howled as I pistoned into him, sending ounce after ounce of my warm seed into his hungry hole.
Zach was still riding the wave of his mysterious extended orgasm as he felt the undeniable comfort of a fresh load filling his insides. I tossed my head around leaned up so he was sitting on me as I wrapped my arms around him and brought him close to me for a sloppy kiss. We both moaned into each other’s mouths as I made my last thrusts into him before leaving him impaled on my meat as we embraced and tasted each other’s mouths.
“I think that counts as a workout,” I told him, eliciting a chuckle of agreement.
“Will, that was amazing. I-I never knew I could feel anything like that. It was like heaven was inside me,” Zach told me in admiration and appreciation.
I just gave Zach a playful kiss before helping him off of my cock. We both got dressed and left the free weight room, leaving just my sweaty imprint on the bench where we screwed. It was just in the nick of time too because some doctors walked in right as we finished rounding up our stuff. We both chuckled quietly as we watched a more mature guy lay down right on the sweaty bench where we had just had our wild morning.
This had become one of my favorite pastimes. I laid a towel over Will’s bed and laid down, lifting his legs up in the air and spreading them wide so I’d have access to his eternally tight hole. It didn’t matter how much abuse it took, Will’s mancunt seemed to have a superhuman ability to retighten itself. That’s part of what made this so enjoyable time and time again.
“mmmmmmmm yeahhhhhhh,” I cooed as I worked a well lubed nine-inch dildo inside. It took some effort to get it in past the head, but once Will’s tight hole snapped back around the shaft, it was so easy for me to just feed inch after inch inside me.
My toes curled and I gasped for breath as I kept sliding it in me, slowly stretching me to my deepest depths until I pushed the last inch in and I was stuffed and stretched to the hilt. I lowered my legs and just laid in the bed, euphoria sweeping over me as I worshiped Will’s carved abs and sculpted chest. The sensations were magnified because they always seemed to ignite the nerve endings in my host’s ass.
The next part was my favorite because I released my hold on Will’s body with ever improving proficiency and instantly found myself floating above his shocked and floating body. That was something I had learned to control—whether he would be passed out or instantly be awake and aware—I wanted him to be as aware as possible for this…
“HUH?! OHHHHHHHH!!!!!” Will yelled out as he felt the nine inch dildo wedged comfortably inside him.
He was afraid to move because even just squirming in surprise made his cock rush full of blood and sensation.
“Wh-What the fuck?” Will said in horror and confusion as he wondered how he got in that position and why he seemed to be blacking out so much.
I grinned in my astral form and fell down onto him, making him gasp as every muscle in his body seized from head to toe. Will winced as he fought the invasion of my essence, but with one last groan he arched his back and I was back in control, looking up and squirming in delight from the sensation of his clenched hole gripping the dildo so tightly.
“I just can’t imitate that,” I said with a grin as I let go and floated out of Will again, enjoying the instant shock on his face as he regained control.
“Nnnnnnggggggggg Why the fuck is this happening?!” Will called out.
He had just a few seconds to revel before I freefell back into him all over again, filling him to capacity and making him wince as he fought to keep control of his body. Again, it was all in vain as his back arched and his clenched face relaxed into my sly smile. I shivered some more as I felt the pleasure of his clenched hole around the dildo.
I decided to finally test out my earlier theory about my abilities as I released my hold, only to force my way back inside right as Will was gasping in his usual shock. He was squirming and writhing and arching his back as I took full control, only for me to release immediately after regaining his vision. I built up my pace and proficiency until my form was literally swooping in and out of Will instantaneously, cycling in and out of his body at least one time per second, leaving him in an endless state of thrashing legs and cries of confusion and ecstasy. His body was my plaything. It’s like I was literally fucking him with my astral essence. His whole body was just one mancunt for me to thrust in and out of. I released and gave him a break.
“Please! No more!” he begged as he laid in the bed gasping for breath, covered in sweat and clenching every muscle in his body from head to toe. His engorged cock was leaking precum by the drop, but as I smirked and fell back into Will one last time for the day, his hole clenched around that dildo and triggered his long overdue orgasm, giving Will a blast of pleasure as he faded away.
I woke up gasping for breath and succumbing to an involuntarily arching back as I grabbed the sheets and thrashed my legs on the bed, toes clenched tightly as the shots of cum rocketed out like weapons. In a frenzy, I grabbed the dildo with both hands and slammed it in, timing it with my pulsating cock and making the cum launch out even farther and harder. The shots of Will’s seed were literally spraying in the air, landing everywhere within a 4 foot radius until I raised his trembling legs in the air and opened my mouth, hungrily swallowing the last intense shots that practically rocketed down my throat. As the shots lost intensity, I collapsed my legs back on the bed and watched my meat launch the last sputtering shots of cum over my sculpted and sweaty torso. I laid there, covered in cum and stuffed full of a nine inch dildo as I drifted to sleep, officially the happiest guy in the world.
For the first time ever, this is the best sleep i had ever have in my life. Not to exaggerate but i feel like i am floating in the air right now. Even in my sleep, i can smell the sweet scents of vanilla. I wonder why? This feels to good to be true. I can feel myself smilling in my sleep. This feels good. I don’t want to ever wake up. I would not hesitate to kill anybody that try to wake me up right now.
I breathe out a long and deep sigh when i feel someone pull me by the waist. I can feel some heat radiating near me. Its really near too.. wait.. what am i hugging right now? While trying to gather the strength to open my eyes and getting used to the light, i heard a soft moan. I frozed immediately. My eyes flew open as soon as i heard the noise.
I slowly took a peek at the person i am cuddling so close with just to have my nose meeting with a pink fluffy hair. Soon realisation hit me. Jimin hyung slept with me yesterday!! Maybe that is why i can sleep so well. I tried to look at his face but it was covered. He is literally breathing on my neck right now or should i say that he is breathing on my adams apple? His breathing is slow and steady, slowly hitting me with his hot breath. I can hear soft snores coming from him and it sounds so adorable. I am about to combust right now. Everything is so fluffy but its giving me a tough time too with him being so near my adams apple. His lips is barely touching them. I gulped at the sensation. I can alsl feel his hand around my waist, holding me so tight. I was still holding him like the night before too. My arms is kind of sore now but i can’t bring myself to wake jimin up.
Its okay jeon. You can endure this. This is one of the reasons to why you started working out. Don’t fail me muscles! I took this opportunity to bring jimin closer, pulling him by the waist. I left my left arm around his waist, rubbing his back from time to time. After that, i started playing with his hair. I run my hand through his hair from the back of his nape, moving upwards. I found myself smilling at how soft he is.
The thought that this will all end, saddens me. I continue doing so for i don’t know how long.
I was so into my thoughts that i did not realise that the hand on my waist moved. Suddenly, i felt a sensation on my back. Like someone rubbing my spine. I frozed. He’s awake judging from the movement.
“Why did you stop?” I can feel his breath on my adams apple. It is so near to my skin. As if he was about to kiss me.
Upon hearing that rough and deep voice, i let go of my grip around his waist.
“Hyung? Did i wake you up?”
Finally he looked up at me with his hand still around my waist, never letting go. Oh god..If he was cuter yesterday, he is more cuter cuter today. You get it? He looks so cute. His face is a bit puffy and his eyes is so cute. Oh and his lips is extra puffy after waking up. I would kiss it if i could but i have to hold myself back.
“Good morning kookie” AWWWWW SO ADORABLE OMGOMGOMG KILL ME NOW. I DON’T MIND DYING!!(JK inner mind going insane)
“G-good morning hyung. Did you sleep well? Did i wake you up?”
Jimin hyung looked at me in the eyes for like 5 seconds before answering me. That was intense. I almost look away.
“Its the best sleep i had ever have in my life. You didn’t wake me up so don’t worry.”
He immediately snuggle back like he was before. He rubbed his nose at my neck area and he breathe out a long sigh of content . I froze at the action. He is driving me insane. Park jimin is a dangerous guy. Why did fall in love with him.
“Why did you stop?”
I was confused at what he is trying to say here. Stop what?
He looked up at me with a glare and a small pout on his cute lips. Its not even intimidating. More like cute? I’m whipped guys..
“Kookie~ keep playing with my hair”
It sounded more like a plea than a demand. I let out a soft chuckle.
“Why are you laughing?” awww that pout he is having right now is so adorable. I want to kiss it so badly. Arghh!!
“Nothing hyung. You were so cute thats all”
Something in jimin’s eyes change for a moment when i said that. Oh shit. Is it disgusting? I shouldn’t have said that.. we looked at each other for 5 seconds straight in silence. I was mentally killing myself and preparing for what jimin hyung is going to say only to see a soft smile on his lips.
“I’m manly though kookie”
I mentally heaved a sigh of relief. That was close..
“Yeah okay hyung, i "believe” you"
Jimin lightly smacked my back when he heard the sacarsm in my sentence.
I let out a soft laugh at his words. Jimin also laugh along with me. Again, he snuggled so near that i almost had a heart attack. This time i continued playing with his hair. I can feel jimin hyung smilling against my skin. With our legs tangled together, he continued rubbing my back gently. My heart feels so full of love right now. Even though i knew this is just something friendly. We lay down there for about 30 minutes. All we did was just cuddling.
“I’ll be cute only for you okay?”
Before i can ask what he meant by that, the bedroom door flew open. We were both shocked at the sudden intrusion and quickly let go of each other. We both sat down on the bed facing the intruder. Turns out to be jin hyung. I should have locked the door before sleeping. Jin would always invade my bedroom without warning.
He stood there a bit shock at what he just saw. We were both staring at him.
“Umm oops? Sorry for disturbing..”
I gave my deadliest glare at jin hyung for interrupting my once in a lifetime chance. Before i can retaliate, i feel someone pulling me by my waist. What?
“Jin hyung. How can you just come in like that. I was busy cuddling with kookie and you just had to..”
My eyes grew two times larger at the statement. Did jimin hyung just?.. why?what? I can feel his grip around my waist tightened.
Jin hyung and jimin hyung were as if talking with their eyes. What is happening? I kept looking between both of them for like 10 seconds before jin hyung finally break the ice.
“Okay! Umm. Breakfast is ready. I will wait for you guys outside.. take your time.. bye..”
He finally went out of the room.. i looked at jimin hyung who still have his hand around my waist. He was still looking or more like glaring at the door even though jin hyung was already gone. I wonder why?
“Umm hyung? Shall we go?”
“Yeah. Lets go kookie”
He finally let go of his grip and slide of the bed. He slowly stretched his body when he stood up. All i can say is.. beautiful as always. I sat at the edge of my bed waiting for jimin hyung to finish stretching while admiring how he look right now.
I was busy looking when jimin squat down to look me in the eye. My heart skipped a beat again. At this rate, i might really die. He gave me the sweetest smile that can legit really save the world. I smiled an awkward smile back(nice going jungkook). Suddenly his face went serious. He scoot nearer that i can see myself in his eyes.
I gulped at how serious he sounds. His voice so low and raspy. He would always call me by my nickname but when he calls my full name, i can feel shivers running down my spine and it will always make me feel hot(?)..
My heart was beating so wildly that i bet he could hear me. What is he trying to do now?
“Close your eyes”
I tilt my head abit in confusion. I wonder what he is trying to really do. Without hesitation, i closed my eyes, trusting jimin. Alot of thoughts run through my mind at the moment until i feel jimin’s hand at the back of my head, playing with my hair like how i did with his. I let out a sigh of content.
Suddenly, i felt something warm on my forehead. My heart beat 100 times faster if that was possible when i realised that its jimin’s lips all this while. He is kissing my forehead right now. It lingers there for like 5 seconds and it ends with a soft peck.
I still kept my eyes closed. I can still feel his hand running through my hair gently.
“Thank you jungkook”
I mentally let out a sigh of dissapointment when he finally let go of me. I can bet you that i am blushing so hard right now. Jimin could even see it but who cares. The Park Jimin kissed me. Even though its just on the forehead, its still gold okay.
“Lets go kookie”
As soon as i opened my eyes, he took my hand in his, leading me out of the room to the dining table. Along the way, i watched jimin hyung from the back. I smiled at what just happened but again, i don’t want to put any hope that we can be more than that. Its giving me some light but i don’t want to walk towards it. What if its just a friendly gesture.. i can’t assume anything. This is my first time ever, feeling this way.
I never experienced something like this. I was never interested in other guys or girls. Its only jimin hyung who made me feel this way. It may be my first love but it will never be my last..
When we walked into the kitchen, everyone looked at us with a knowing look. I blushed when i realised that we are still holding hands. I don’t want to be rude to just pull my hands off, so i made an excuse of wanting to go to the toilet.
When he let go, i feel so empty.. this feels so shitty man. Love.. its beautiful at times but there would always be pain. Sucks to be me.
After that, we all had our breakfast as per normal well, except yoongi hyung. Bet he is stilk sleeping. Everyone talking like they always do. Sometimes i can feel jimin hyung looking at me and we would make eye contact at times. I would get so flustered and looked down at my food.
Why is he such a natural flirt. I hate him for making me so flustered. Park jimin.. born to flirt naturally.
Side note: i am feeling good today, so i updated again. How is this chapter? Tell me your opinion so far. Love you guys💕
Not for RM and Jin’s sexuality tho. They’re completely straight. Especially RM. Nobody can go straighter if u know what i mean.
But the other 5 gave me headaches tho.
I’ve been reading a lot of bts’s sexuality analysis and i’m really itchy to make one he he bcs i want to point out things that may seem trivial but i think important.
Kay. Let’s start.
J-hope *could be* straight, in my eyes at least…..
but he’s definitely gay.. i don’t know how to put this. I don’t know the main indicator of observation that represents gayness for I am not gay at all (maybe bicurious??) but i can kinda imagine him being with a girl. Maybe forced. Idk.
But i’ll conclude him as gay tho. Phew.
He’s straight. Maybe was. When i said i want to point out something………. well i want to point out the fact that he shows a little tiny bit of shock or disgust(?????) around same sex love. Like when on a radio show where i think ryeowook(!!) is the host, and RW asks if jimin have any attraction to jk which leads to tae saying things like “i think he likes men” or idk that kinda shit (jimin was hella mad tho). That’s really shocking bcs they’re on the same group? He speaks like he has no idea that jimin could really be gay. I don’t know how to put this….
For example, if i thought someone is straight It wont sound accusing (for me) to say things like “you kinda look gay haha” and if i thought he/she is gay i wouldn’t even comment?? Like how do i explain this? He should’ve known better that jimin is less likely to be straight so there’s no need to point it out. Ahh jinjja. In short, i think he is straight, and doesn’t know that jimin is more likely to be gay maybe because he’s just.. tae. (At that time). Another thing, when heechul(!!) was like “stealing moments of bbo bbo through game punishment” (watch weekly idol bts for more info) taehyung was like “woah you’re so weird”. Again. Tae??????
Another one! When on dangyunhaji things he said to jhope (after the kissing punishment) “u like me right?”
That sounds so naive and straight-like.
i’m sorry tae fans, i know he is a good man he doesn’t mean any harm and, listen carefully: i think that is a normal spontaneous part of being straight and not aware that a lot of people have these variations of sexuality…. but that’s a was. He is less shocked when he sees one or two members sharing affection for each other now i guess. He is now more open to skinship to same sex member tho. But still, i think he’s like 95% straight.
NOW….. when i first heard the tongue technology-hongkong rumor, i REALLY REALLY THINK HE IS BI OR PANSEXUAL OR AT LEAST NOT STRAIGHT. But man i changed my mind again. I think… he gives off manly feeling (not that it excludes you from being gay and other) but it’s kinda hard to think he’s gay. But if it’s not the translations or misinterpretations from hes idgaf nature i think he could be anything, including gay/pansexual/ any other thing. Anything.
I’m not gonna analyze u two separately even though that’s literally what analyze means. Bcs you two are complicated as fu*k.
Well, jimin, he could be straight. He’s not like more than 100% gay or anything but like 80% gay.
When i watch carefully how he treats jk, i see it more of someone having a puppy and watches it grow. And jk gave off that feeling (of a puppy) too even for me. The way jimin looks at him at certain situations give me the feeling of “oh look at my precious growing up but i still think he’s the cute kookie that i know”. That statement could grow into something like you think it would be but it could not too. JK was like “what is this hyung doing to me?” But ended up to be “damn y u do that to tae tae u used to do that to me are u being sincere before??”. But still, when i watch the way they flirt with each other and have this little competition of sexiness it’s hard to think that there is 0 sexual tension.
Then again maybe they will encounter a situation where they cannot hold the kinkiness any longer hehe. So sorry.
But in percentage: jimin 80% gay, kookie: 100%jiminsexual and 15% gay (2 different parameters, he.)
One or few or many of you can be irritated by my explanations but let me tell you something: i don’t really know how to package it nicely. If you think i was being rude i’m really sorry, it has nothing to do with morality or anything i’m just stating opinion. And i’m still learning to be familiar with lgbt community so don’t bash me and instead enlighten me. I dont intend to hurt any feelings or anything…
Word Count: 1614 Summary:‘To be loved, and to be in love.’
Drabble of Baekhyun!Vampire series.
Life was a beautiful thing, that’s what he had said. And you couldn’t agree more; beside the disturbing thoughts humans had, the selfish actions and the obvious destroying of what nature had to offer; it was pretty, stunning. Especially when you can share it when someone dear to you.
It’s a scene out of a movie, he decides. The camera’s above
them panning down across the rumpled sheets of the bed and solo piano is
playing its running melody to imitate the cool breeze brushing their skin. Outside
the trees bow in the wind, leaves crowding to get a look at this snapshot of
intimate peace. Fresh, earthy scents of spring and evening drift through the
window and the playback is slowed just enough for their movements to seem
Fingers dip and brush across his collarbones, the side of
his face and under his jaw, affectionate. Eijirou traces across his features,
slowly, delicately, sweeping across his lips to get to the tip of his nose and
pushing upwards until he snorts. The hand retreats and they gaze at each other
in lazy bliss, occasionally breaking eye contact in a flutter of eyelashes when
it becomes too intense.
A/N: New story! Oh god it’s been so long. I have been busy with everything so I didn’t have time to finish my works. I have so many unfinished stories on my list but i’m currently working on it. Anyway, thanks for reading! :)
Warning: This story contains smut. Kind of like that. But the idea is inscribed in the story and it’s mostly fluff, so yeah. It also contains vulgar words so watch out.
If you asked him where he thought he’d be when he was twenty-one, he would never have imagined this. Dressed as a giant bear mascot and handing out flyers, what a life he was living. Especially, with how many times he was getting rejected by everyone Way to shoot down his ego over and over again. And there was the one guy that kept hitting him over and over…
Finally, he got a break. Pulling off the bear head before, rather gracefully, sitting down on a bench. Too hot, it was way too hot to wear this suit. He shrugged off part of the suit to free his arms and casually ignored the way a kid stared at him like it was some shock that the bear was a human. He reached into his pocket and pulled out his phone, eyes immediately lighting up when seeing a message.
’ Try not to overwork yourself this time. ’
A small laugh left him while shaking his head. Okay, maybe a few times he had overworked himself for this job but it wasn’t his fault it was so hot lately! Eyes stared at the screen for a while longer, thinking over how to reply. For whatever reason, replying to Lucy made him try to think things over way more than replying to anyone else…
Y’know, with all the stuff about how Fairly Oddparents has been hit severely hard with seasonal rot, and it’s just plodding around, I sometimes like to think of the good times.
Stuff like the Fairy Council crying and talking about all the love is kinda stupid, but I remember feeling genuinely moved in Remy Rides Again, when Juandissimo makes his appearance.
Sure Remy’s a petty, spiteful, diabolical little shit, but he’s still Juandissimo’s godchild, and the guy does genuinely love him. Juandissimo is just normally the comic relief, his awesome manly-sexiness is his main personality trait, but here he does display admirable parental affection for Remy, especially when he finds out that Remy’s lonelier than ever when his parents retreat into their work.
Juandissimo defies Da Rules (granted Jorgen manipulated the whole thing), and goes back to Remy, even though Remy bet him and lost him fairly. Juandissimo was heartbroken over losing him, but he kept on with his life and only went back when he saw how miserable Remy was.
Sure he ends up as Remy’s evil henchman, but Juandissimo does it because he loves the boy. Even though the scene was comedic, I was surprised at how seriously Juandissimo took his duties as a godparent. Juandissimo’s parental affection made me smile.
When Jai had asked you to be a part of daresundays,
you had said yes without much hesitation. You knew that they had done a lot of
really dumb shit, but you were game. Besides, how bad could it be if Jai
thought you could compete?
However, when the first snake slithered behind your
back, you jumped out of the water with a quick shriek. “No, Y/N!” Jai said
“Sorry, you’ll have to win it for the both of us.” You
apologized quickly. Beau and Daniel, who had chickened out before you, laughed
at the look of seriousness on Jai’s face and began to quietly chant the ship
name that fans had come up with as a way of encouragement.
And you actually believed that he had a chance when
James jumped out, leaving him with only his brother. You figured that Luke
would be the one to bail because of the snake that had wrapped itself around
his ankle, so it actually shocked you when your boyfriend leapt out, holding a
spot on his lower back and yelling about how one had bit him.
While Luke celebrated his victory and the others found
towels, Jai wandered sadly over to where you were standing with his lip stuck
out in a pout. He leaned into you, arms unable to hold you because he was
already wrapped up in a towel, so you just pushed back against him. “Do you
still love me?” He asked, and it was adorable how genuinely sad he sounded.
“Of course I do.” You laughed lightly. “You got bit by
a fucking snake for me.”
He nuzzled his face into the crook of your neck and
you felt him smile against your skin. “I’d get bit by a snake for you anytime.”
“Ladies first, Y/N.” Beau smiled as he picked the
first name, gesturing to the gigantic pile of hotdogs sitting on the table, and
then he rattled off the order of the others left to go. When Skip had told you
what you were doing for daresundays and that he was signing you up whether you
liked it or not, you had prepared yourself by not eating anything all day.
However, despite your growling stomach, you felt aggressively unhungry as you
picked up a hot dog off of the top of the pyramid.
You took a bite anyway. The first hotdog was fine, it
was nothing you couldn’t handle, but by the fourth, you were feeling somewhat
sick in a way that no amount of ketchup could help with. You groaned through a
mouthful and Luke snickered from where he was standing against the wall. “What
a lady.” He teased.
“Shut the fuck up, I’ll slap you with this hotdog.”
You grumbled, taking a bite out of the one in your hand. It was your sixth, and
you forced it down before throwing your hands up. “Six.” You said, defeated,
and the others cheered. You immediately went outside in hopes that fresh air
would quell your nausea, but that proved not to be the case and you frowned.
A familiar pair of arms wrapped around your body and
you smiled a bit, leaning into your boyfriend’s touch. “Way to set the bar,
babe.” He praised, and you groaned.
“Don’t squeeze me, I’ll puke.” You murmured, burping
as if on cue. He chuckled, loosening his grip on you.
“You’ve got a little something…” He trailed off, and
before you could ask what, he was licking your cheek. “There was ketchup. I got
“Daniel!” You giggled, pushing him away and wiping the
wet spot on your cheek with your hand. “You’re gross.”
Just then, a retch sounded from inside. “Let’s go see
if Jai’ll be able to beat you.” He said, taking you gently by the hand and
leading you back inside.
When Beau had convinced you to be a part of daresundays,
you were totally ready to kick some butt and win one, but when it was revealed
that they were doing the “megaslide challenge,” Beau nearly forced you to sit out.
(“I don’t want you to get hurt; I wouldn’t be able to
live with myself,” He told you as he pulled you into a hug, and you rolled your
eyes. He was making it sound like you might end up dying when the worst thing you could see happening was maybe a few
bad bruises. You let him think that he was doing his duty as a good protective
boyfriend though and kept your mouth shut.)
So you were stuck behind the camera as you watched your
boyfriend and the rest of the Janoskians compete for the glory and bragging
rights of one more win on the record. When it came down to Beau against Daniel,
you were unabashedly cheering for him as he slipped around with him.
When Daniel managed to scrambled up the hill before
Beau, you let out a boo, and Jai took the camera from your hands. “My
boyfriend’s a loser, what’ll I tell my parents?” You yelled up the hill, and
“Hey guys! We’re daresundays.” You filmed their outro,
your giggle sounding in the shot as Luke hit them all in the crotch. While the
rest ran down the hill, Beau stood there with his arms open.
“Hey, gimme a hug,” He said with a grin.
“Hell no, get away from me!” You squealed, backing
away from him as he advanced. “You’re all soapy.”
“I know, c’mere!” He said, and despite your attempts
to get away, his strides were longer and he caught up to you and pulled you
into his arms while you laughed breathlessly and tried to wiggle away. When you
gave up trying to escape, you rested your head against his shoulder.
“The camera’s still on.” You murmured, and he hummed
in acknowledgement. “Do you think this’ll get edited out?”
“Probably not.” He shrugged. And sure enough, when you
watched the video after it posted, the video ended with a black screen (because
it was squished between you and his chest) and your slightly muffled
So of course after
Luke had beaten Jai in the first round, you were set against him. Daniel had
taken it upon himself to douse you in water and flour “so you’re just as fucked
up” as they were after filming a couple of videos already. You pulled on a sock
and took your spot on one side of the mat as Luke took the other.
“Hey babe, if you let me win, I’ll go down on you later.” He
said with a sly glint in his eye as if he believed it would actually work.
“You’ll be going down, but not on me.” You smirked, and his
mouth turned to a frown.
“3… 2… 1… GO!!”
You went low immediately, because even though Luke is bigger
than you, that was the surest way to get him to the ground. He fell down with
the help of the slippery mat and landed rather ungracefully on his shoulder,
and he let out a groan of pain. You grabbed at his foot while he was stunned
and managed to push the sock down to his ankle before he was wriggling around
and kicking your hand away.
The others were cheering as you wrestled with your boyfriend,
slipping around and trying to get a hold on his sock. Flour and water was way
slipperier than you thought it would be, and despite your efforts to stand, you
couldn’t get back up on your feed because of the lack of traction and because
Luke was grabbing your ankles and pulling you back down.
Before too long, Luke had you pinned face-down on the mat.
He was sitting on the back of your hips somewhat gently as not to hurt you but
to keep you from wriggling away. “Hey, that’s not fair!” You squealed, trying
to kick his hand away.
He pulled your sock off and held it triumphantly in the air
while you continued to try and kick at him. When Luke finally got off of you,
you stood up carefully to not slip.
Beau and Daniel got put against each other next, and while
you helped fill the containers back up with water, Luke smirked and wrapped his
arms around your waist. “I’m sorry for sitting on you.” He murmured when you
“That wasn’t fair.” You whined. “You cheated.”
“I know, and I’m sorry.”
He apologized again, and you were silent as you sulked. “I’ll go down on you
still, if you want.”
You lowered into the icy water with a hiss, your
breathing starting to shake as the freezing water enveloped your body. As the
others sank down into the pool, they let out manly shrieks. You had a good
feeling about this challenge, because even though the water was super fucking cold, it wasn’t the worst
thing in the world.
You shifted onto your stomach once Daniel, Luke, and
your boyfriend James wimped out and were shivering along with Jai and Beau as
you both buckled down to try and get the win.
“My balls are so fucking small right now,” Jai
groaned, reaching beneath himself to give his crotch a squeeze under the water.
“This is so unfair, you’re a girl, you have nothing that’ll shrivel up.”
“Bitch all you want, Jai You’re the one who asked me
to be in this one.” You hissed, focusing on the warm puffs of your breath as
you tried to forget the fact that you couldn’t feel your fingers anymore.
Eventually, with a hiss of defeat, Jai jumped out of
the water, running to grab a towel, and you let out a sound of triumph, getting
out of the ice water with a beaming smile. “YES!!” James shouted. “THAT’S MY
GIRL!!” He scooped you up into a hug, spinning you around while you squealed
for him to put you down.
“Get a fucking room.” Jai huffed, and the next thing
you knew, you were being shoved into the swimming pool. You were shocked at how
warm it was, but then again, you had been sitting in ice water for the past
You were quick to climb out (because god knows how
long it had been since the pool had been cleaned) and grabbed a towel sitting
on the ground in an attempt to stop shivering. You smiled to yourself as James
grinned up at you from the pool, because holy
fuck, you’d won your first daresundays.
Or like he’s a super lightweight when it comes to booze or something like four beers and he’s just not doing so hot so Heavy just has to keep passing him glasses of water and yet the man still wakes up with a hangover that could knock even Saxton Hale out of the park
And I just thought of this but. What if Spy doesn’t actually drink
I mean, in a line of work like his, you really can’t have your mental facilities compromised in any way, right? So he just fakes it. “What about all that wine you have imported?” “…thank god none of you can read French because they very clearly say ‘grape juice’ on the crate.” “But the cognac–” “Hand-pressed cider, also imported.” “What the FUCK, spy?”
Sniper drinks like, the shittiest beer available for some reason. Jokes about it tasting like piss, and that explaining why he likes it, ensue.
Engie will drink whatever beer’s available but he’s real into craft beer and probably brews his own. Also really fond of stuff like hard cider. Once again, probably presses his own.
Heavy is fond of what many of the guys will refer to as “girly drinks,” to which he replies “I am drink, is manly drink then.” We already know he likes peach belinis though the bubbles give him a headache. He’ll also take straight liquor if he’s feeling more “get shitfaced” than “leisure drinking”.
Demo is demo. He’ll drink whatever he can get.
Soldier likes his beer. He likes Engie’s beer best, though. It’s literally American Made, so even though he doesn’t get the ins and outs of Engie’s extensive and elaborate brewing process or appreciate the ingredients, he still likes it a lot. (“Why’re you putting all this weird fancy pants shit in here?”)
Pyro likes mixed drinks. Especially ones that are really nice colors.
Scout drinks the kind of shit that people drink when they’re fifteen and having booze at a friends house for the first time, like UV Blue and Mountain Dew, but he’ll also drink things like Redbull and vodka.