but i dun curr

“- The ██th of ███████, ████

The Princess has been held captive in my own castle for a few days, now. I have not heard from many of my brothers, but it seems that the plumbers have outsmarted Roy, if my sources are correct. It is a shame. I wish him well.
I await them, lest they actually make it past my siblings, somehow.

The Princess, though seemingly (and unsurprisingly) distressed by her current fate, has taken to singing as she sits in the window of her cell room. I can hear it in the late hours of the night, and the earliest of the morning.
I do so wish she would allow me to give her some guidance, and direction, to properly master the skill. Her singing is not bad by any means, but she has the potential for great things. I would like to see what she could do when coupled with a proper band. Perhaps, she could even contribute to one of my own.

But I am not going to ask her. I do not think father would be very favorable towards taking the risk (Much as I’d like to spit in his face, but I must have patience.), and I do not think the Princess would be very favorable to receiving my advice, in the first place.
Maybe one of these days.

Regardless, at least there is some music in these halls that is not my own, for once. It is giving me some inspiration to try a few new things.

~Ludwig Von

I’m probably wayyyy too excited about this.

George Peacham is a moron. GO TEAM PEMBERLEY!

I was really not happy for the first part of the domino video because a) “hey peach”. and then b) “I’m the victim"  blah blah blah. I dun believe you. and stop calling people peach. douchefuck.

Buuuuut. I knew I was going to like this domino app. I KNEW IT. (insert happy dance) Now mr robot newsie king needs to go find him and kick his sorry ass. please & thank you.

(and yes i just watched the video because i was busy. im late to the party. mehh)

Things I have learned about  reading the bible tonight

  • Jesus cried one time and everyone was like “LOOK AT HOW IT’S OKAY TO CRY BECAUSE LOOK HE’S CRYING”
  • Jesus is the sassiest creature alive, I love him. 
  • God is a jealous beast. Like look at those fics where one of the people are like “OMG I’M SO JEALOUS AND I’M GOING TO GO AND MARK YOU AS MINE IN A VERY HOT AND SEXUAL WAY. NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE YOU GRR. I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH” That’s God without the Sex.
  • Well actually, God made sex so, ideally we’d be closer to him. And there is God involved in sex. So nevermind. 
  • God would rather have you “destroyed off the face of the land” than have the attention of you taken away from him.
  • Every bad thing that happens in life, gives glory to God. 
  • Sodomy, is not actually taking it up the ass according to the Bible. The town of Sodom was destroyed because people weren’t being nice to the poor and ignoring them. So that act is Sodomy, and those who do that Sodomites.
  • God can do whatever the fuck he wants because he’s God. He can’t sin, though. So everything that he does is perfect, but if someone does the same thing it could still be sin. (Like sarcasm) 
  • God and Satan have bets up in wherever they are.
  • Speaking of Lucifer, he can only be in one place at once.
  • God is freaking everywhere.
  • David had an epic bromance with a king’s son after slaying Gollaith worthy of all the feels felt in an angst genre fanfic.

This has been your dose of evangelism for Tumblrites. Enjoy your day.

My emotions of the day in gifs

Running around in the morning to get ready for interview

Going to interview

Waiting for interview

Doing writing assignment for the first 15 min of the interview

Actual interview part (with like, the questions and three people staring at me)

What I thought they thought of me

What they actually thought of me

And then I got the job