but i dont care theyre getting bracelets and theyre gonna like it

jaeno!couple au

-THE SUNSHINE COUPLE

-LOOK AWAY OR YOULL BE BLINDED BY THEIR SMILES AHHHHHHH

-probably the couple that isnt afraid to show off the fact that theyre a couple lmfao

-they have a MILLION couple things

-couple shirts, sweaters, bracelets, phone cases, you name it they HAVE IT

-they always hold hands in public bc “mY BOYFRIEND!!1!!1!1!! DONT TOUCH HIM!!1!1!!!”

-theyre so childish with each other gOD

-theyll fool around with each other like smol children gAH

-i have this theory that jaemin’s secretly kinda really sad on the inside

-bUT jeno’s a fluffball all around

-so when jaemin gets really sad nobody realizes but jeno always notices how his smile changes just a bit and everything looks forced and hesitant

-jeno knows he doesn’t like talking about it at ALL because it makes him uncomfortable and question why he feels sad

-so he just takes his hand and holds it

-he’ll do it whenever tbh

-like, in line at that bubble tea place down the street?

-lol who the fuCK CARES YOURE SAD AND I LOVE YOU

-i feel like they dont like cuddling

-LIKE NO HEAR ME OUT

-they like hugging and stuff but theyd rather just lay in awkward positions while they watch dumb kdramas together

-did i mention tHEY WATCH KDRAMAS TOGETHER

-THEY LOVE WATCHING KDRAMAS WTF THESE HOUSEWIVES

-JENO ALWAYS GETS SECOND LEAD SYNDROME AND JAEMIN LAUGHS AT HIM WHILE HE JUDGES THE PLOT

-”why doesn’t she just call him instead of crying like have they never heard of long distance relationships”

-”im gonna turn this fuckin relationship to a long distance one and kick your ass to alaska if you dont shuT THE FUCK UP NA JAEMIN”

-they probably have so many videos on their phone of the both of them fucking something up omg

-like, jaemin tried to do parkour once and fell on the floor and started crying

-JENO GOT IT ALL ON CAMERA

-JAEMIN FELT SO EMBARRASSED AND JENO PROMISED TO DELETE IT BUT SHHH HE NEVER DELETED IT

-then another time jeno ran into a wall during a break

-and guess what

-JAEMIN RECORDED IT

-these two arent afraid to show that they love each other lmfao

-the CHEESIEST couple ever

-”i love you~”

-”i love you more~”

-”ew get a room you losers” -donghyuck 24/7

-jeno makes jaemin sit on his lap whenever possible bYE

-like theyll be waiting for the rest of the dream team to finish with makeup

-and theyll be sitting beside each other on a couch or smth

-and jeno will slowly pull jaemin on his lap and rest his chin on his shoulder

-jaemin just leans back and grins oH MY GOSH OUCH

-jeno probably likes burying his face in the crook of jaemin’s neck bc he feels safe like that aWH

-theyre probably at that stage where relationships dont make sense at all

-and like they dont understand anything

-but they understanD THAT THEY LIKE EACH OTHER A LOT MORE THAN THEY REALLY SHOULD

-theyre probably afraid of love bYE

-like theyll tell each other i love you and stuff without a thought but if they think about it for too long they freak out omg

-ya know

-even tho they like, dont understand love and stuff

-they really dont give a fuck lmao omg

-they just wanna be together for a long long time

-they probably wanna go on adventures together all the time oh my gOD

-the misfit couple definitely

-on their free time, they just like walking around seoul and going wherever they feel like

-both of them rely on their instincts a lot and they just click so well

-they like going around at night the best even tho they cant go very far lmfao

-they like the aesthetics of it these nerds smh

-on car rides back home jaemin likes resting his head on jeno’s shoulder omG

-these nerds probably like sharing earbuds

-oh my gosh at their school, their music room has a grand piano

-and after school jeno and jaemin like locking themselves in there and just messing around, singing and stuff

-like, jaemin’ll be playing the piano to some song they both like and jeno’ll slowly sit on the piano bench beside him and start singing softly

-oh my gosh ouch my heart

-jeno really likes it when jaemin plays the piano

-he loves how jaemin looks so concentrated when he’s playing a particularly hard piece and how carefree he looks when he doesn’t care how well he plays

-jaemin likes to hum while he plays

-and jeno just loves it so much when he does that

-jeno just falls in love with him more and more ya know?? he cant explain it but he just has this feeling in his chest that only jaemin can cause

-tl;dr man what a confused ass couple smh (they still highkey love each other tho lmao)

dating park jimin
  • a ton of face kisses
  • everywhere
  • going shopping to basically the same 4 stores (supreme nike puma gucci tbh)
  • kimbap and kimchi for breakfast and lunch and dinner
  • will introduce you to all the other idols in the other bands
  • you always buying him the last Just Dance on ps4 and dancing together on sundays until you either hit yourselves or cant breathe
  • no but srs he’d slay that game
  • omg
  • omg they have “daddy” by psy on it HOLY FUCKIGN SHIT JIMIN DANCING ON THAT
  • waking up in the morning to the smell of coffee and pancakes and him dancing to drake in the kitchen
  • the pancakes are shit btw
  • but he buys you nutella for them and somehow theyre better
  • “i love you”
  • “but i love taeyang-sunbaenim more.”
  • holding hands while driving and him kissing your knuckles when the lights are red
  • loves buying you a shitload of sweets bc he likes to see you happy and fluffy and healthy
  • “jimin i had like 3 poptarts today”
  • “noooo jagiyaaaaa have one more for me? i know you love them!!!”
  • “jimin i s3g stop”
  • but he makes the fucking puppy eyes and stuffs the poptart in your face to feed and you end up eating it
  • best poptart ever
  • too many s w e e t s
  • he’s sweeter tho
  • constantly making him playlists for when he’s away from you
  • facetiming while one of you is having a bath
  • “why dont you take a bath as well so we can pretend we’re in the same tub”
  • the cheesiest piece of shit ever
  • thigh riding
  • it’s been said before and im gonna say it again
  • T H I G H     RI D I N G
  • him calling you at like 3 am just to tell you that he loves you
  • “happy fathers day!!”
  • “im not a father tho”
  • (sends him a picture of the puppy you just got)
  • “what the f-“
  • “i was lonely”
  • likes justin bieber a lot but doesnt admit it and u complain about that to yoongi
  • you: (through panting) (with a CL like voice) “HEY, WHERE’D YOU GET THAT BODY FROm“
  • him: “I GOT IT FROM MY DA- OH HOL Y GKCUKG SHIT MY TOE hELP ME I AM DYING”
  • takes you to bigbang concerts everytime they’re in town
  • probably takes you too meet them as well
  • forgets about you bc taeyang noticed him
  • ITS OK you can make him jealous w. top
  • “not buying you any sweets cause you seemed too close to top”
  • “jimin what”
  • sometimes a stupid dork
  • col l a r bones kisses
  • sends you 10 snaps one after the other with him smiling from different angles when you’re down bc he knows you love his big bright smiles
  • when he feels extra cheesy (aka always) will play you wedding dress on the piano
  • and youd cry and go straight to his lap and kiss him until he forgets his name
  • sex in the bathroom and shower and kitchen and outside and not on the bed
  • holding your hand while he goes down on you — ALWAYS.
  • MATCHING SWEATERS AND BRACELETS AND SHOES!!!
  • “yo i bought you one pair of those gucci slippers we wore for our wings photoshoot”
  • “ew what the fuck jimin dont get them near me im gonna throw up”
  • him teaching you korean but giving up and just teaching you swear words instead
  • before you moved in w. him you had a very cheesy “you can leave your toothbrush here” moment
  • you wearing his tshirts and giving him shit eating grins when he sees
  • “baby did u see my the rolling stones shir- oh. shouldve known.”
  • continuing each other’s sentences in the frozen song kinda way
  • sharing chokers bc u dont even care anymore tbh
  • meeting his parents after the 3rd date
  • you’re into v. good action movies and he’s into extremely sappy romcoms and therefore you can never watch movies together
  • cant keep his hands to himself when youre out with anybody
  • petnames but like not the hot porny kind cause he thinks they’re lame
  • babycakes, pumpkin, sweetcheeks, boobear, peachie, button, munchkin etc
  • what a lil shit
  • him adding like 932 emojis after your name in his contacts
  • “you should go to the gym bc i miss your 2013/14 muscly arms.”
  • you accepted your thick thighs bc he has them as well
  • matching thighs!!!!!!1 yes!!!!
  • tae wanting to be the godfather of your future children
  • “youre gonna name them taehyung #1 and taehyung #2. i dont care if theyre both girls.”
  • you glare at jimin “honestly cupcake, why is he your best friend”
OT5; something like good communication; PG-13

that group chat aesthetic with no real plot

also tw for like discussions of mental illness nd whatnot

✨Minho✨: I can literally hear every word of Jonghyun begging them to go harder :x
taem: maybe dont be in the bedroom right next to the one theyre fucking in then

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