but i don't want to leave bed

  • ---Outside Keith's Room---
  • Lance: Hey, Keith? Buddy, you in there?
  • Keith: Go away Lance.
  • Lance: //Enters anyway//
  • ---Inside Keith's Room---
  • Keith: I don't want to talk Lance, just leave me alone ok?
  • Lance: Hey, nobody's seen you since breakfast, who said anything about talking? I came to make sure you hadn't died or something.
  • Keith: ....
  • Lance: But we could always talk since I'm here now anyway. //Sits on the bed//
  • Keith: Lance-
  • Lance: C'mon man, everyone's worried about you. You barely show your face around the castle, and whenever you do you avoid everyone like you're on some kind of stealth mission.
  • Keith: //Scoffs// Nobody is worried about me, and I'm not avoiding everyone... I just...
  • Lance: //Frowns// Keith, we're a team, if you're upset, we all feel it. The whole team's out of whack. Just talk to me - despite what Pidge might have told you, I am great with feelings and junk.
  • Keith: I don't - It's just - Ugh, it's just easier not to see everyone judging me, and hating me if I'm not around them, ok?! I don't care what you say, I've seen the way they look at me - and I look normal now, but what if it gets worse? What if I do start going purple? Or I sprout fur or something stupid like that. How would they look at me then? I'd be just another Galra....... Lance, I don't think I should be on the team anymore.
  • Lance: Wait what? Are you kidding! You think you should be off the team? The team that the Red Lion chose you for? That's crazy! Keith, you've saved everyone's butts loads of times, what would we do without you? How would we form Voltron? And you know, keep the universe safe?
  • Keith: You'd find someone else-
  • Lance: There is no one else Keith! *You're* the Red Paladin. So what if you're Galra? ... Well, sure, there's the whole being a member of the race that's 'trying to take over the universe, destroy entire civilisations and trying to kill us all the time' thing but-
  • Keith: Great, that makes me feel much better.
  • Lance: Well when I say it like that it sounds bad, but that's not all you are. You're Keith first, before any of all that. It's just been a bit of a shock - it's raw you know? Everyone will come to terms with it, trust me... Like I don't know if you've noticed, but Hunk's pretty much got an alien girlfriend
  • Keith: What?
  • Lance: Sure, nobody's judging. And we've all seen Shiro's badass glowing arm thing - also Galra I might add. Does it make us think any less of him? No way! And I'm also convinced Pidge is part computer, I just don't have any proof yet.
  • Keith: //Smiles//
  • Lance: Allura's probably gonna take a little longer than the rest of us, but she's still hurting, and hey, she's like over 10,000 years old, she just needs to get with the times. Like, Galra Keith? Whatever, am I right?
  • Keith: ...... //Chuckles// Thanks Lance.
  • Lance: So don't worry, just come back to the team, we miss you. We've all got our little hang ups and stuff, so it's ok
  • Keith: Yeah, everyone except you - you're perfect
  • Lance: Uh-
  • Keith: - ! //Flustered//
  • Lance: //Flustered as hell//
Random headcanon

J is the most dramatic and attention seeking person on the planet when he’s sick but thankfully Harley enjoys being his nurse (and demanding Frost go get them ice cream at 3am)

OP CHARACTERS AS SHIT ME AND MY SISTER SAID
  • “Shut the fuck up, I’m nice.”: Kidd
  • “Get your smelly ramen body away from me.”: Jewelry bonney
  • “In my next life, I want to be a sea cucumber. I do the same at the moment anyways, just eating dirt and swaying from side to side. Perfect life.”: Usopp
  • “Do you think animals know when we fart?”: Luffy
  • “STOP BREATHING SO LOUD!”: Nami
  • “I don’t want them to think that I’m a mess.” - “But you ARE a mess.” - “They don’t need to know tho!”: Sanji & Zoro
  • “Oh my god, this is so disgusting…. I love it.”: Doffy
  • *shes texting me* “Your phone is in my room.” -Two minutes Later- “oh my god”: Shanks
  • “Where’s a trash can?” *points at me* “There.”: Franky
  • “Please stop talking, it’s too early for your voice.”: Law
  • “Can you move a bit?” - “I WAS BORN BEFORE YOU, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO LAY HERE!” - “THIS IS MY BED!”: Ace & Sabo
  • *she comes into my room, throws a pillow at me and leaves without saying anything*: Dragon
  • “I’m like the gucci from this family, you’re like walmart.”: Crocodile
  • “I’m not saying you’re the most annoying person ever, but that’s exactly what I’m saying.”: Law again
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did someone order a banana split?


Hahahaha kill me.

Sleepless Nights, touken headcanon/mini-fic

Summary: It’s their first time sleeping together on the same bed and Kaneki can’t take his hands off Touka.

I totally hate this, it looked so much better inside my head, my inspiration sucks—i’m super tired right now& i can’t speak proper english today, but i really wanted to take this idea off my head AAAAND give this to @yorozuya-ken-chan as her birthday gift 😭 ♡ I LOVE YOU ANITA, this is so crappy, i’m so sorry -sobs- i promise i’ll write you something 2369726 better next time, WAIT FOR ME🙏 (the only good thing about this is the ending, huehue, jon&ygritte hints)

i wanted to make this a smut but i really feel like the words aren’t coming to my head today, so this is just… a bit lime? not even a lime 😂  shame on me.. anyway, take this more like a lazy headcanon instead of a well-written fic *sobs* i’ll bring good smut soon.. I promise, ANITA DESERVES BETTER ✨

Preview

“Kaneki.”

“Y-Yes?” he stammers.

“If you want me to sleep with you in your room, just say it.”

He’s shaking.

“Oh, w-well…”

“Do you?”

He swallows.

“I-I mean, if you ever feel col—“

Touka sighs.

“Fine. I’ll sleep with you tonight then.”

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Don't ignore me!

Originally posted by leakees

Prompt: Don’t ignore me! I want attention!

Pairing: Roman Reigns X Reader

Warnings: N/A

Tagging: @ii-love-roman-reigns 

Word Count: 400+


You laid on the couch in the living room. Roman and Dean were playing video games and had been all day and even through last night.

You were bored out of your mind. Playing video games were fun, don’t get me wrong, but all night and then right out of bed?

“Ro, are you almost done? You promised me you read with me before you went back on the roads and you’re leaving in less than 34 hours.” Roman grunted and wave his hand in the air before returning it to the controller.

“You have fun, Baby.” You frowned. “No offensive, Dean, but Ro you’re on the road with him all the time. I would like it if I could spend some time with you.” Another grunt.

You got up from the couch and snatched your book from the coffee table. “Whatever. Spend time with Dean…” You mumbled, making your way to the bedroom.


The book you were reading was so damn good. You haven’t been able to put it down since you began reading it. 

You didn’t even know Dean and Roman stopped playing video games and now Dean was asleep in the guest room.

Roman opened the door to your shared bedroom and leaned against the doorframe. You were lying in bed, blankets wrapped around you, propped up and most of the pillows. 

Roman smiled, taking in how you looked in the moment.

Roman slipped into the room and quietly shut the door behind him. Crawling on the bed, Roman tried to get your attention by sticking his nose in the corner of the book.

You simply moved the book out of the way to far into your book to notice it was Roman. Next, he tried to curl his large body around yours. 

You still didn’t notice him. Roman sighed. “Baby…” He hummed, dragging his nose up your arm. Nothing. “Baby…”

He dragged his hand up your thigh. Not a reaction. He sighed. “Sweet cheeks…” He nuzzled your neck. 

You flipped the page of your book. He groaned loudly. “Babe!” You bit your lip, eyes still scanning the page.

“Babe…Come on…” He whispered in your ear. You flipped to the next page. Finally, he snatched the book from your hands. 

“Don’t ignore me! I want attention!” You stared blankly at him. Honest. You didn’t know he was in here. You smirked then. “Now you know how it feels.”


anonymous asked:

What if Jason found a half dead kitten on the street and nursed it back to health?

Jason and a kitten, yessss!!!!! (im on mobile sorry for everything.)

He finds the kitten in an alley while he’s getting some dinner because he’s too tired to cook. He crouches down to look at the tiny, scruffy kitten on the dirty ground, lying on their sides, meowing softly.


Jason stops. Of course he stops. The kitten is thin and obviously hasn’t eaten anything filling in a while and Jason should leave the kitten or find an animal shelter but the kitten purrs and Jason isn’t strong enough to leave them to die.


He gets some towels when he arrives at home so the kitten will be warm and comfortable. Jason goes online and reads some sites how to nurse back a kitten to health because he knows jack shit about how to take care of an animal. He buys everything the kitten might need because his money might go to worse places than this.


It takes weeks before the kitten can walk around more than ten minutes.


Things that definitely happens after Fangs (yes, that’s her name) is up and healthy:


Fangs finding Jason’s chest the most comfortable place to sleep and Jason doesn’t move so he doesn’t wake her up. Damn his good heart.

Fangs snuggling to Jason’s neck when he’s laying down and then walking over him and Jason phones rings and Fangs steps on his face and yes, cat hair in his mouth. Nice.

Fangs hissing when there are strangers in Jason’s apartment. So like the first time Duke comes over, Fangs hisses at him from the table and–

“Wow, dude, why is she looking at me like she wants to kill me?”

“Huh, yeah that sounds pretty serious. Don’t worry I will protect you.”

“Har-har-har. Why do you even have a cat?”

“She blackmailed me to take care of her. She’s dangerous.”

“You’re a dork, oh my god.”


Ok, but Jay waking up from a nightmare and Fangs just snuggling closer and licks his face and “yes okay thank you cat but that’s not comfortable at all.”

Jason trying to let her go after she recovers and he opens his window and everything but she just stays on his bed and meows. “Yeah, I wouldn’t leave either.”

  • Chloe: Beca, I've done it. I've found a new Bella and she's dope. Her name is Emily Junk. Emily!
  • Emily: The big BM! Captain, two things: one, it is an absolute honor to meet you. Two, who is that hot Treble dude out there? Because honestly, daaaaaaamn!
  • Beca: Uh, take a seat.
  • Emily: Right, here we go.
  • Beca: So, Emily...
  • Emily: You got her right here. Leave a message after the beep.
  • Beca: Why do I want you as the new Bella?
  • Emily: For starters, access to the illest alumnae clubs. And that's just for starters. I will work for you. I'll be on you 24/7. I'll be like your family. I'm here when you get here in the morning, sure enough, I'll be there tucking you into bed at night. Don't worry, it's not gay. Do we have questions?
  • Chloe: I think our only question is when can you start?
  • Emily: Right now. Let's do it.
  • Beca: Thank you for coming in. We will talk.
  • Emily: Cool. I feel good about this. Hey, you know you can hit me up on Facebook anytime day or night, you know that right?
  • Chloe: Take care, Legacy.
  • Emily: Boom.
  • Chloe: So what do you think of the new Bella?
  • Beca: I want to punch you in the face so bad right now.

anonymous asked:

Can I request a Yoosung newly married hc? Like cute mornings together and cute kisses and stuff? Sorry you can add rfa too! I don't want to be that guy to leave everyone out. Sorry thank you :}

fluff! <3


- so he’s super romantic (Zen coughs in the distance)

- he’ll always try to wake up before you so that he can make breakfast (aka his famous omurice!!)

- breakfast in bed ^^

- but if you get up first, he’ll pout and he pulls you back under the sheets

- you can expect a lot of cuddles and small kisses early in the morning

- and he just loves to back hug you whenever you’re preparing something in the kitchen

- will definitely follow you for shopping trips to the supermarket and offer to carry the heavy bags

- and he does half of the housework!

- he plans weekend dates with you <3

- during RFA meetings, he’ll always stay super close to you and steal kisses

- eventually you guys will get caught 

- the RFA members are okay with you guys doing things like that because you’ve been doing it since dating

- but apparently Zen is a little grossed out (don’t worry about him he’s just jealous he hasn’t found a girlfriend yet when Yoosung’s already married)

- seriously don’t listen to Zen’s complains just ignore him

- Seven thinks you guys are the cutest couple

Sentence Starters -- Texts From Last Night
  • [text]: I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
  • [text]: Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
  • [text]: Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
  • [text]: Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
  • [text]: Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
  • [text]: I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
  • [text]: Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
  • [text]: I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
  • [text]: Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
  • [text]: Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake
  • [text]: pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
  • [text]: I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
  • [text]: Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
  • [text]: Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life?
  • [text]: In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
  • [text]: I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
  • [text]: my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
  • [text]: You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
  • [text]: I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
  • [text]: She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
  • [text]: So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
  • [text]: Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
  • [text]: My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
  • [text]: I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
  • [text]: I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
  • [text]: i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Dating Jerome Would Include

Originally posted by fallenangelia

~ Being with him before he killed his mother 

~ Ditching him after he got sent to Arkham Asylum 

~ Hearing about him on the news and being drawn back  

~ Constantly visiting and trying to work out your relationship 

~ Him getting mad that it took you so long to come 

             “I thought you decided to leave me gorgeous, that wouldn’t have been a good idea.” 

~ Showering you with compliments, making it clear that he’s the only one allowed to do so 

            “My pumpkin is so gorgeous, isn’s she? Wait, don’t answer that.” 

~ He gets jealous easily

~ Starting death matches with anyone who even thought to look at you the wrong way

~ A lot of sex, seriously 

~ Tons of PDA

~ Trying to get you to be a part of the Maniax, and you declining 

~ Only joining when he wouldn’t stop begging 

~ Being his sidekick, but not killing anyone because you couldn’t bring yourself to do it 

~ He calls you a baby 

             “It’s not that hard to take your gun, point it at someone, and pull the trigger you silly baby.” 

~ Threatening to kill you if you leave him, only to praise you afterward 

             “I know this is cliche but if I can’t have you, no one can and if you do decide that you grow tired of me and want to leave, then I’ll kill you like I did my mother. Seriously, I won’t just kill you, I’ll cut you up and feed you to the maniax. You mean the world to me, Y/n, and I love you so so much. Please don't leave!”

                “Jerome… I wasn’t planning on it.” 

                    “Oh! Good, cause I don’t want to kill you.”  

~ He truly does love you

~ He never leaves you alone, even when you ask for a minute to think about something 

~ He’s a bed hogger, literally, sometimes he nearly pushes you off 

             “Jerome, what the fuck, move!”

                 “Mmmm, no.”

~ When he gets his face cut off and is wearing bandages, you make fun of him and call him a mummy 

~ He’s always leaving the house

~ You’ll prepare dinner for him or plan on having a small date, but he wouldn’t show up 

~ Getting hurt by this, and ignoring him when he finally does decide to come home 

~ Always trying to get you to forgive him by calling you cute nicknames and spoiling you 

             “Baby, gorgeous, sugar, honeybunch please don’t be mad at me. Here, look, I stole this from the jewelry shop! It’s A J and a (?) signifying our love!”

~ Spoiling you even if you weren’t upset 

~ Constantly making sure that you weren’t going to leave him and he telling you that he would never leave you 

anonymous asked:

Cassie will you do Hanzo cuddling hcs too plsssss ^^

Of course :)

-Cuddling with him is like having your own personal heater; he always seems to be warm.

-The first time you laid your head on his shoulder, you felt him stiffen so you stopped, but he pulled you closer and let you rest on him.

-He loves when you get so comfortable on him that you fall asleep. The first time you did it was the first time he told you he loved you although you couldn’t hear him.

-He’s gotten so used to the softness of your skin that he can’t fall asleep unless he’s touching you in some way.

-Sometimes you like to hold him and usually that would make him feel weak and vulnerable but he doesn’t mind feeling that way with you. He knows he’s safe with you and you’re safe with him.

-You wake up sometimes to find him turned towards you just watching you. It made you a little self conscious at first but he had told you that he had never seen someone so beautiful before and it immediately made you feel better.

-He lays his head on your lap and that’s your signal to play with his hair especially right by his temples.

-He has horrible nightmares. He was so embarrassed the first time it happened in front of you. You held your arms open to him and he came right to you. You wiped the tears from his eyes and held him until he fell asleep again.

-You love being the little because he engulfs you in his warmth and you never want to leave the bed.

-Sometimes he’ll tuck his head under your chin and just let you hold him. He would whisper and teach you words and sayings in Japanese. He would say something and you would ask what it means. One phrase he said came out a little quieter than the others and when you asked him to repeat it, he looked up at you and, in English, said I love you.

My Boyfriend’s Best Friend - Dylan O’Brien series (part 2)

Part 1  - Part 3


Originally posted by lovablecouples


*2 months after the events in part 1*

“that’s not fair you cheated!” I claimed Dylan chuckled “no sweetheart i believe it called winning”. Dylan had won 6 games of crazy 8s and yet I only got 2. I pouted “aw Babe don’t pout” he touched under my chin making me giggle, yes i heard you ‘girl why is he giving you nicknames and touching you intimately you got a boyfriend’ which is true but Tyler and I are going through a rough patch. 

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BNHA But Its a Groupchat (2)
  • OnePunch: Somehow, you'll see
  • IcyHot: The world will change for me
  • Scotch: and be so wonderful
  • Die: LIVE LIFE, BREATHE AIR
  • Pinky: SOMEHOW WE'RE GONNA GET THERE
  • Uravity: AND BE SO WONDERFUUUULLL
  • Frogger: Babe I love you but fr
  • Frogger: Everyone knows the Caillou theme song is better
  • Uravity: Oh yes daddy
  • Die: Leave
  • Grape: I'm just a kid who's four
  • Die: that's not even lyrics that's just the truth
  • Grape: I'M GOING TO STICK YOU TO YOUR BED AND THROW YOU OFF A CLIFF
  • Die: TRY ME BITCH
  • Uravity:
  • Uravity: Well ok
  • Frogger: Kero
  • Uravity: Kero
  • OnePunch: Kero
  • Die: Boom
  • IcyHot: um wow rude don't ruin the chain
  • Die: b00m
  • Momo: I just want to study
  • Die: then turn off your ringer, fucking rat
  • Headphone: death comes in small packages and I am one small package
  • Momo: A gay package
  • Headphone: Girls
  • Die: I pray for death every day, just try me you walking skullcandy
  • Uravity: Less bien
  • Uravity: Lesbiaj
  • Uravity: Lesbiab
  • Uravity:
  • Frogger: Lesbian
  • Uravity: Tres Bien
  • OnePunch: Uraraka please
  • Uravity: I don't speak English
  • IcyHot: Relatable
  • Momo: Confirmed: Uraraka can't admit she's gay
  • Uravity: Um I am gay? Let's fight
  • Frogger: yeah she's p gay
  • Pinky: YOU WOULD KNOW
  • McQueen: HA YEAH FUCKING GAY
  • Die: Faguettes
  • Momo: ^
  • Frogger: ^
  • Uravity: ^
  • Pinky: ^
  • YouCantSeeMe: ^
  • Pinky: Can we please appreciate the gay in this chat
  • Grape: why are all the hot girls lesbians, I'm gonna kms
  • Die: we would pay you to die