but i don't want to leave bed

i’m a bad person
i’m a bad person
i’m a bad person

  • ---Outside Keith's Room---
  • Lance: Hey, Keith? Buddy, you in there?
  • Keith: Go away Lance.
  • Lance: //Enters anyway//
  • ---Inside Keith's Room---
  • Keith: I don't want to talk Lance, just leave me alone ok?
  • Lance: Hey, nobody's seen you since breakfast, who said anything about talking? I came to make sure you hadn't died or something.
  • Keith: ....
  • Lance: But we could always talk since I'm here now anyway. //Sits on the bed//
  • Keith: Lance-
  • Lance: C'mon man, everyone's worried about you. You barely show your face around the castle, and whenever you do you avoid everyone like you're on some kind of stealth mission.
  • Keith: //Scoffs// Nobody is worried about me, and I'm not avoiding everyone... I just...
  • Lance: //Frowns// Keith, we're a team, if you're upset, we all feel it. The whole team's out of whack. Just talk to me - despite what Pidge might have told you, I am great with feelings and junk.
  • Keith: I don't - It's just - Ugh, it's just easier not to see everyone judging me, and hating me if I'm not around them, ok?! I don't care what you say, I've seen the way they look at me - and I look normal now, but what if it gets worse? What if I do start going purple? Or I sprout fur or something stupid like that. How would they look at me then? I'd be just another Galra....... Lance, I don't think I should be on the team anymore.
  • Lance: Wait what? Are you kidding! You think you should be off the team? The team that the Red Lion chose you for? That's crazy! Keith, you've saved everyone's butts loads of times, what would we do without you? How would we form Voltron? And you know, keep the universe safe?
  • Keith: You'd find someone else-
  • Lance: There is no one else Keith! *You're* the Red Paladin. So what if you're Galra? ... Well, sure, there's the whole being a member of the race that's 'trying to take over the universe, destroy entire civilisations and trying to kill us all the time' thing but-
  • Keith: Great, that makes me feel much better.
  • Lance: Well when I say it like that it sounds bad, but that's not all you are. You're Keith first, before any of all that. It's just been a bit of a shock - it's raw you know? Everyone will come to terms with it, trust me... Like I don't know if you've noticed, but Hunk's pretty much got an alien girlfriend
  • Keith: What?
  • Lance: Sure, nobody's judging. And we've all seen Shiro's badass glowing arm thing - also Galra I might add. Does it make us think any less of him? No way! And I'm also convinced Pidge is part computer, I just don't have any proof yet.
  • Keith: //Smiles//
  • Lance: Allura's probably gonna take a little longer than the rest of us, but she's still hurting, and hey, she's like over 10,000 years old, she just needs to get with the times. Like, Galra Keith? Whatever, am I right?
  • Keith: ...... //Chuckles// Thanks Lance.
  • Lance: So don't worry, just come back to the team, we miss you. We've all got our little hang ups and stuff, so it's ok
  • Keith: Yeah, everyone except you - you're perfect
  • Lance: Uh-
  • Keith: - ! //Flustered//
  • Lance: //Flustered as hell//
Random headcanon

J is the most dramatic and attention seeking person on the planet when he’s sick but thankfully Harley enjoys being his nurse (and demanding Frost go get them ice cream at 3am)

anonymous asked:

What if Jason found a half dead kitten on the street and nursed it back to health?

Jason and a kitten, yessss!!!!! (im on mobile sorry for everything.)

He finds the kitten in an alley while he’s getting some dinner because he’s too tired to cook. He crouches down to look at the tiny, scruffy kitten on the dirty ground, lying on their sides, meowing softly.


Jason stops. Of course he stops. The kitten is thin and obviously hasn’t eaten anything filling in a while and Jason should leave the kitten or find an animal shelter but the kitten purrs and Jason isn’t strong enough to leave them to die.


He gets some towels when he arrives at home so the kitten will be warm and comfortable. Jason goes online and reads some sites how to nurse back a kitten to health because he knows jack shit about how to take care of an animal. He buys everything the kitten might need because his money might go to worse places than this.


It takes weeks before the kitten can walk around more than ten minutes.


Things that definitely happens after Fangs (yes, that’s her name) is up and healthy:


Fangs finding Jason’s chest the most comfortable place to sleep and Jason doesn’t move so he doesn’t wake her up. Damn his good heart.

Fangs snuggling to Jason’s neck when he’s laying down and then walking over him and Jason phones rings and Fangs steps on his face and yes, cat hair in his mouth. Nice.

Fangs hissing when there are strangers in Jason’s apartment. So like the first time Duke comes over, Fangs hisses at him from the table and–

“Wow, dude, why is she looking at me like she wants to kill me?”

“Huh, yeah that sounds pretty serious. Don’t worry I will protect you.”

“Har-har-har. Why do you even have a cat?”

“She blackmailed me to take care of her. She’s dangerous.”

“You’re a dork, oh my god.”


Ok, but Jay waking up from a nightmare and Fangs just snuggling closer and licks his face and “yes okay thank you cat but that’s not comfortable at all.”

Jason trying to let her go after she recovers and he opens his window and everything but she just stays on his bed and meows. “Yeah, I wouldn’t leave either.”

OP CHARACTERS AS SHIT ME AND MY SISTER SAID
  • “Shut the fuck up, I’m nice.”: Kidd
  • “Get your smelly ramen body away from me.”: Jewelry bonney
  • “In my next life, I want to be a sea cucumber. I do the same at the moment anyways, just eating dirt and swaying from side to side. Perfect life.”: Usopp
  • “Do you think animals know when we fart?”: Luffy
  • “STOP BREATHING SO LOUD!”: Nami
  • “I don’t want them to think that I’m a mess.” - “But you ARE a mess.” - “They don’t need to know tho!”: Sanji & Zoro
  • “Oh my god, this is so disgusting…. I love it.”: Doffy
  • *shes texting me* “Your phone is in my room.” -Two minutes Later- “oh my god”: Shanks
  • “Where’s a trash can?” *points at me* “There.”: Franky
  • “Please stop talking, it’s too early for your voice.”: Law
  • “Can you move a bit?” - “I WAS BORN BEFORE YOU, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO LAY HERE!” - “THIS IS MY BED!”: Ace & Sabo
  • *she comes into my room, throws a pillow at me and leaves without saying anything*: Dragon
  • “I’m like the gucci from this family, you’re like walmart.”: Crocodile
  • “I’m not saying you’re the most annoying person ever, but that’s exactly what I’m saying.”: Law again
Don't ignore me!

Originally posted by leakees

Prompt: Don’t ignore me! I want attention!

Pairing: Roman Reigns X Reader

Warnings: N/A

Tagging: @ii-love-roman-reigns 

Word Count: 400+


You laid on the couch in the living room. Roman and Dean were playing video games and had been all day and even through last night.

You were bored out of your mind. Playing video games were fun, don’t get me wrong, but all night and then right out of bed?

“Ro, are you almost done? You promised me you read with me before you went back on the roads and you’re leaving in less than 34 hours.” Roman grunted and wave his hand in the air before returning it to the controller.

“You have fun, Baby.” You frowned. “No offensive, Dean, but Ro you’re on the road with him all the time. I would like it if I could spend some time with you.” Another grunt.

You got up from the couch and snatched your book from the coffee table. “Whatever. Spend time with Dean…” You mumbled, making your way to the bedroom.


The book you were reading was so damn good. You haven’t been able to put it down since you began reading it. 

You didn’t even know Dean and Roman stopped playing video games and now Dean was asleep in the guest room.

Roman opened the door to your shared bedroom and leaned against the doorframe. You were lying in bed, blankets wrapped around you, propped up and most of the pillows. 

Roman smiled, taking in how you looked in the moment.

Roman slipped into the room and quietly shut the door behind him. Crawling on the bed, Roman tried to get your attention by sticking his nose in the corner of the book.

You simply moved the book out of the way to far into your book to notice it was Roman. Next, he tried to curl his large body around yours. 

You still didn’t notice him. Roman sighed. “Baby…” He hummed, dragging his nose up your arm. Nothing. “Baby…”

He dragged his hand up your thigh. Not a reaction. He sighed. “Sweet cheeks…” He nuzzled your neck. 

You flipped the page of your book. He groaned loudly. “Babe!” You bit your lip, eyes still scanning the page.

“Babe…Come on…” He whispered in your ear. You flipped to the next page. Finally, he snatched the book from your hands. 

“Don’t ignore me! I want attention!” You stared blankly at him. Honest. You didn’t know he was in here. You smirked then. “Now you know how it feels.”


anonymous asked:

Can I request a Yoosung newly married hc? Like cute mornings together and cute kisses and stuff? Sorry you can add rfa too! I don't want to be that guy to leave everyone out. Sorry thank you :}

fluff! <3


- so he’s super romantic (Zen coughs in the distance)

- he’ll always try to wake up before you so that he can make breakfast (aka his famous omurice!!)

- breakfast in bed ^^

- but if you get up first, he’ll pout and he pulls you back under the sheets

- you can expect a lot of cuddles and small kisses early in the morning

- and he just loves to back hug you whenever you’re preparing something in the kitchen

- will definitely follow you for shopping trips to the supermarket and offer to carry the heavy bags

- and he does half of the housework!

- he plans weekend dates with you <3

- during RFA meetings, he’ll always stay super close to you and steal kisses

- eventually you guys will get caught 

- the RFA members are okay with you guys doing things like that because you’ve been doing it since dating

- but apparently Zen is a little grossed out (don’t worry about him he’s just jealous he hasn’t found a girlfriend yet when Yoosung’s already married)

- seriously don’t listen to Zen’s complains just ignore him

- Seven thinks you guys are the cutest couple

Sentence Starters -- Texts From Last Night
  • [text]: I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
  • [text]: Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
  • [text]: Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
  • [text]: Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
  • [text]: Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
  • [text]: I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
  • [text]: Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
  • [text]: I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
  • [text]: Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
  • [text]: Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake
  • [text]: pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
  • [text]: I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
  • [text]: Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
  • [text]: Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life?
  • [text]: In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
  • [text]: I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
  • [text]: my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
  • [text]: You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
  • [text]: I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
  • [text]: She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
  • [text]: So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
  • [text]: Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
  • [text]: My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
  • [text]: I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
  • [text]: I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
  • [text]: i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I Don’t Want the World to See Me (Cause I Don’t Think that They’d Understand) # 8

#8  Here’s another little blurb from Bucky’s POV - It takes place during Part 36 of WEMtbB (masterlist here)

Word count - 2355 (so much for this being a drabble….)

Warnings - Angst, anger, the internal wrath of Bucky, thoughts of violence/death

Wondering where Bucky was during the last update to WEMtbB?  Here you go!!  If you need a little music, check out The Light by Disturbed.  This song could have been written for this particular segment.

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Prompt List
  • 1: "Can we please do that again?"
  • 2: "You should know that your really easy to fool."
  • 3: "Why are you still here, can't you just leave?"
  • 4: "I know you don't love me, but I love you."
  • 5: "My head is pounding!"
  • 6: "Let me take you out for dinner."
  • 7: "Let have a baby."
  • 8: "What are you wearing?"
  • 9: "We made a bet, and you lost. Now you have to do it."
  • 10: "Is that a tattoo?"
  • 11: "This is the only time you are ever going to be in the same bed with me."
  • 12: "You are so sappy."
  • 13: "I never imagined that I was going to be marrying my best friend."
  • 14: "Just go get me some fucking tampons!"
  • 15: "I can't believe I'm doing this."
  • 16: "Just keep singing."
  • 17: "What is going on here?"
  • 18: "You saw me naked!"
  • 19: "Why are you calling me at 3 in the morning?"
  • 20: "You are driving me crazy!"
  • 21: "I'm a big girl, let me handle it myself."
  • 22: "Please, don't leave me."
  • 23: "Your crushing me."
  • 24: "It's not that bad."
  • 25: "Did you just moan?"
  • 26: "I'm just over this relationship."
  • 27: "You can't kick me out! This is my bed too!"
  • 28: "Please put pants on, your embarrassing me."
  • 29: "You cheated on me. I can't just pretend it didn't happen."
  • 30: "You look good in my clothes."
  • 31: "How drunk was I?"
  • 32: "Well, this is awkward."
  • 33: "I'm an artist. The world is my canvas."
  • 34: "I may or may not have... (fill in the blank)"
  • 35: "Take notes sweetheart."
  • 36: "Want to go kiss in the rain?"
  • 37: "Take off your shirt."
  • 38: "Blimey! You scared me."
  • 39: "You seem to love Harry Potter more than me."
  • 40: "I love you, I love you, I love you."
  • 41: "Fuck off!"
  • 42: "Say you'll move in with me."
  • 43: "Hey have you seen the...? <i>Oh.</i>
  • 44: "Wow, this is just so crazy."
  • 45: "C'mon, I'm adorable. You can't stay mad at me."
  • 46: "Silence is not a good enough punishment."
  • 47: "I'm coming, don't worry."
  • 48: "I don't know what I'm feeling, but I know it's because of you."
  • 49: "Stop making me laugh! I'm gonna wee in my pants!"
  • 50: "Don't you ever give up on me.
  • Please send in your request!
Don't Piss Me Off- Tyler Joseph

“Tyler stop. I don’t want to fight right now. Just leave me alone, I’m going to bed.” you said standing from the couch where Tyler sat. “Y/N I don’t want to fight either. Wait don’t go yet. Let’s talk.” “No. Goodnight, and don’t bother sleeping in our bed tonight. The couch is yours.” you shut the bedroom door with a slam. You don’t even remember what started this fight, all you know is Tyler said one thing that pissed you off and you snapped. You got into bed and fell asleep fast but you woke back up around 12:30 in the morning missing the feeling of Tyler’s warm body in bed. You weren’t mad at him now and you really weren’t in the first place either. He knew that but was still respectful of your request of him sleeping in the living room. After a year of marriage he knew what set you off more and knew when to not push your buttons. You walked out of the bedroom to see your home dark. You made your way to the living room where you found Tyler scrunched up in a ball sleeping. You admired him for a minute at how peaceful he looked. Then you walked over and placed a kiss to his head before laying down next to him. He moved over to let you cuddle into him. “Hey baby. Are you still mad?” he asked with his eyes still closed. “No I was never really mad at you. I love you too much. I missed you in bed and wanted to see if you wanted to come back to bed with me.” you said with your head on his chest listening to him breathe. After a few moments of enjoying eachothers company Tyler had you in his arms carrying you to the bedroom. Placing you down on the bed gently. He scooted in next to you. Even though you had a king size bed you slept like it was a twin. In his arms that gave you so much happiness. “Y/N?” Tyler whispered unsure if you fell asleep yet. “Yeah?” “I love you. I’m sorry I pissed you off earlier.” “Don’t be sorry I was just being over sensitive. You know how I get sometimes. I love you Ty.” “I have a question?” “What?” “Can we go looking for a new couch. That one isn’t comfortable, and I have a feeling that I’ll be put on the couch again.” Tyler said. You chuckled and kissed him. “Sure or you can just not piss me off and you can be in this big bed with me every night.” “Deal.” he smiled as you two kissed and you fell asleep in his arms.

Okay so this is a super quick thing I wrote based on this idea (click this bc it won’t make sense if you dont lol) It’s basically what would happen if Veronica got pregnant w JD’s kid before he died and decided to keep the baby, and she’s making things work, but then Heather, Kurt, and Ram pop in for a surprise visit to fuck shit up lol. Idk if I’ll continue it, I guess you guys can tell me what you think.

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anonymous asked:

Picture this (part 1): Evak laying on a bed, (~after sex 👀👀 ~) and Isak is falling asleep on top of Even and Even has his arms wrapped tightly (but not too tightly) around Isak and he's stroking his hair and his back and his shoulders and giving little kisses to his head and Isak is just like ~I want this to last forever please don't go or move this is Perfect~ in his little overwhelmed brain

(part 2): Even can see that he’s falling asleep yet trying not to so he whispers “My baby” and gives another kiss and says “you can sleep, I’m not gonna leave you”. And with that, Isak falls asleep with Even’s arms holding him a little tighter and listening to his steady heartbeat right below his ear and thinking about how he calls him “My baby” only during intimate moments and how he loves him so much he’s gonna implode

Part 3: And Even just keeps stroking his hair and shoulders and back while giving little kisses (which are just his lips brushing his golden hair) and how Isak is his baby and how much he loves this grumpy child. So yeah, Even likes to call Isak “My baby” whenever they get intimate and in the quiet.

this is soft:(

anonymous asked:

55. “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?” with Jamilton if you don't mind :)

here you go :D 

Word Count: 393 

Warnings: oh jeez… swearing and sexy time (whoops)

send me a prompt here


His lips moved slowly down Thomas’ neck, taking the time to bite and suck. Alex wanted to leave angry marks all over his skin. His hands moved down Thomas’ washboard abs, then lower… Groaning with pleasure, Thomas jammed Alex’s lips onto his own, tugging his long hair…

“Jesus!” Alex cried, sitting bolt upright in bed, waking up from his dream. Why was he so turned on? Jefferson was his enemy at work… they’d hated each other for years. Why would he have a sex dream about him?

Blushing madly red, Alexander scrambled out of bed to shower. The whole time, he was thinking about the dream. What did this mean? Did he have a crush on Thomas Jefferson? Impossible. And yet, the dream remained, looping in his head, still giving Alex a longing feeling at the thought.

When he got to the law firm that day, he was still fixated on it. So, when he saw Thomas – who, to his dismay, was looking unbelievably hot in a closely fit suit – his whole face went red, and, unsure of how to greet him, smiled widely. Big mistake.

Have I entered an alternate universe, or did you really just crack a smile for me?” Thomas asked, stopping in his tracks and staring, dumbfounded, at his short little enemy.

Fuck. “Um – I –” Why couldn’t he come up with a quick response? His brain was completely jammed. Before he could make the situation any worse, Alex turned and left, all but running away.

Feeling completely ridiculous, Alexander turned into the nearest washroom, and went to the sink to splash water on his face. Why the hell was he so flustered by this dream? Before he could get it out of his mind, though, Jefferson slammed open the door to the bathroom.

“Hamilton, what the fuck is going on?” he demanded. Alexander’s entire face turned red.

All sense leaving him, Alexander launched himself at Jefferson, yanking the taller man’s face down to connect with his own. After a moment, Thomas’ initial feeling of shock wore off and he grabbed Alexander roughly, holding him more closely, their mouths angrily jamming against one another.

When Thomas came up for air, he gasped out, “What the hell are we doing, Hamilton?”

“Jefferson, shut the fuck up, and take off your suit,” Alexander demanded, and Thomas obliged, raising no further concerns.

anonymous asked:

Can I get a Drabble with kyungsoo; "don't leave me please?"; fluff and college au? Please ❤️

sorry i’ve been inactive lately :((

You and Kyungsoo were cuddling on your bed, watching a movie on your laptop. You were leaning against his shoulder while his chin was resting on top of your head. You adored moments like this when there were only you two and no one else.

“It’s time for me to leave and go back to my dorm.” Kyungsoo said when the movie finished, closing the laptop and sitting up straight.

“Why?” you whined, looking at your watch. “It’s only 2am, i want more attention.” you tugged at his arm, trying to convince him.

“Wow, it’s so early.” he replied, sarcastically. “I have a class at 8am  and also I need to wake Baekhyun up, that kid still doesn’t know how the alarm works, now let me gooooo.”

This time he pushed himself out of your bed and took his jacket in his hand, making his way to the door. 

You quickly jumped off your bed and ran after him. You hugged him from behind when his hand came to touch the doorknob.

“Don’t leave me please?” you mumbled. “I can’t sleep when you’re not here with me, oh and also your place is like faaaaar away from mine.”

“You know that my dorm is upstairs right? It’s a 3 minute walk…”

“You know what Kyungsoo? I hate you so much, go back to your precious Baekhyun.” You said, getting annoyed and let go of him. You walked back to your bed and plopped down.

Kyungsoo let out a sigh, why did you have this effect on him? He could never say no to you. 

He threw his jacket back on the couch and got inside the bed with you.

“I knew that you were going to stay.” you said cheekily.

“Shut up and go to sleep. If I can’t wake up at 7am tomorrow, it’s all your fault.”

requests are closed!

ED SHEERAN LYRICS RP STARTERS
  • "They say she's in the class A Team"
  • "The worst things in life come free to us"
  • "It's too cold outside for angels to fly"
  • "It's too cold outside for angles to die"
  • "I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed"
  • "You have your mother's eyes"
  • "My 3 words have 2 meanings"
  • "Out of all these things I've done, I think I love you better now"
  • "Give me love"
  • "Maybe tonight I'll call ya after my blood turns into alcohol"
  • "I just wanna hold ya"
  • "All I want is the taste that your lips allow"
  • "Give me love like never before"
  • "It's been awhile but I still feel the same"
  • "Maybe I should let you go"
  • "I'll never leave again"
  • "You are the only one"
  • "Promise me you'll always be a friend"
  • "I wanna feel your love"
  • "For tonight, I wanna fall in love"
  • "I'm a mess a right now"
  • "I messed up this time"
  • "Don't fuck with my love"
  • "I'm not really looking for another mistake"
  • "You didn't need to take him to bed"
  • "I never saw him as a threat until you disappeared with him to have sex"
  • "I thought you were different"
  • "It's a bit too late if I'm honest"
  • "You should go 'cause I ain't ever coming home"
  • "I swear it will get easier"
  • "You won't ever be alone"
  • "I won't ever let you go"
  • "Wait for me to come home"
  • "You can fit me inside the necklace you got when you were 16, next to your heartbeat where I should be"
  • "I will remember how you kissed me under the lamppost back on sixth street"
  • "We are surrounded by all of these lies and people that talk too much"
  • "All that you are is all that I'll ever need"
  • "I wanna runaway with you"
  • "I don't want to hate you"
  • "He's not the right guy for you"
  • "It was never fine to lose you"
  • "I won't be changing the subject, I love it"
  • "I'll make your little secret public"
  • "I'm just disgusted with the skeletons you sleep within your closet to get back at me"
  • "Fact is you're mad at me because I backtracked so casually"
  • "You're practically my family"
  • "Tragically our love just lost the will to live"
  • "I don't love you"
  • "I don't need you"
  • "I don't want you"
  • "I don't wanna love you"
  • "Good things are over fast"
  • "Success is nothing if there's no one left to share with you"
  • "I still love you"
  • "I will be loving you 'til we're 70"
  • "My heart could still fall as hard at 23"
  • "People fall in love in mysterious ways"
  • "I fall in love with you every single day"
  • "Maybe we found love right where we are"
  • "You're a soul who could never grow old"
  • "Darling hold me in your arms the way you did last night"
  • "I could look into your eyes until the sun comes up"
  • "With your body next to mine, our hearts will beat as one"
  • "Kiss me like you wanna be loved"
  • "We're falling in love"
the signs as mtrench references
  • aries: josh ramsay's overused hashtags (like #greatjob)
  • taurus: mr. casselman's opus, also the ham song(s)
  • gemini: bears (and what to do when confronted by one)
  • cancer: nice moves riverdance
  • leo: synchronized leg crossing
  • virgo: boots n cats
  • libra: mom i don't want a snack i am an adult just leave me with my bunk bed
  • scorpio: HOT CHOCOLAAAAATTEE
  • sagittarius: your mom's a control freak
  • capricorn: the shaketramp dance
  • aquarius: pirate hooker face
  • pisces: science/geometry hour with matt webb
The Last Five Years - Sentence Starters
  • [name] is over and [name] is gone.
  • I'm still hurting.
  • What about things that you swore to be true?
  • Go and hide and run away!
  • Run away, run and find something better.
  • Maybe there's somewhere a lesson to learn.
  • I've been waiting for someone like you.
  • I've been standing for days with the phone in my hand like an idiot, scared to death.
  • My people have suffered for thousands of years and I don't give a shit!
  • I guess I can't believe you really came.
  • See, I'm smiling--That means I'm happy that you're here.
  • I think we're gonna be okay.
  • With all we've had to go through, we'll end up twice as strong.
  • I didn't know you had to go so soon.
  • We'll have tonight.
  • You know what makes me crazy?
  • I'm sorry, can I say this?
  • You could be here with me or be there with them - as usual, guess which you pick.
  • You can't spend a single day that's not about you and you and nothing but you!
  • I swear to God I'll never understand how you can stand there straight and tall and see I'm crying, and not do anything at all.
  • Things are moving too fast.
  • I won't do anything just half-assed.
  • I met my personal Aphrodite.
  • I'm feeling panicked and rushed and hurried.
  • I'm so happy I can't get worried.
  • Next day it's just like it never happened.
  • And then he smiles - his eyes light up and how can I complain?
  • Yes, he's insane, but look what he can do.
  • I tend to follow in his stride instead of side by side.
  • I said I'd stick it out and follow through.
  • I'm a part of that...aren't I?
  • Maybe your heart's completely swayed, but your head can't follow through.
  • Don't you think that now's a good time to be the ambitious freak you are?
  • You get to be happy!
  • Take a breath, take a step, take a chance - take your time.
  • Have I mentioned today how lucky I am to be in love with you?
  • I'm sharing a room with a "former" stripper and her snake: Wayne.
  • I could shove an ice pick in my eye, I could eat some fish from last July, but it wouldn't be as awful as [fill in what you wish].
  • He wants me, he wants me, but he ain't gonna get me.
  • Son of a bitch, I guess I'm doing something right!
  • 'Cause the torture is just exquisite while I'm waiting for you to visit.
  • We should go meet the dinosaurs.
  • Will you share your life with me for the next ten minutes?
  • There are so many lives I want to share with you.
  • But if you can just wait I will make it eventually.
  • Not like I'm proud of the fact.
  • I want to be your wife, I want to bear your child, I want to die knowing I had a long, full life in your arms.
  • Will you share your life with me for the next ten lifetimes?
  • There are so many dreams I need to see with you.
  • There are so many years I need to be with you.
  • Everyone tells you that the minute you get married every other woman in the world suddenly finds you attractive.
  • And all of a sudden, this pair of breasts walks by and smiles at you and you're like - "That's not fair!"
  • In a perfect world a miracle would happen.
  • I shouldn't care what she thinks since I can't fuck her anyway!
  • Don't despair, I'll be there.
  • I am a good person!
  • Stop looking at that, look at me.
  • Jesus Christ, I suck, I suck, I suck, I suck.
  • I will not be the girl who requires a man to get by.
  • Can we please for a minute stop blaming and say what you feel?
  • Did you think this would all be much easier than it's turned out to be?
  • If I didn't believe in you, we'd never have gotten this far.
  • Don't we get to be happy at some point down the line?
  • If I'm cheering on your side, why can't you support mine?
  • No one can give you courage.
  • I will not lose because you can't win.
  • He wouldn't leave me alone 'less I went with him to dinner.
  • I guess he was good in bed.
  • He blew me off with a heartfelt letter.
  • I can do better than that.
  • You don't have to change a thing, just stay with me.
  • I want you and you and nothing but you.
  • I don't want to throw up your walls and defenses.
  • It feels like my life led right to your side and will keep me there from now on.
  • Think of what's past, because we can do better.
  • Hey, kid - good morning. You look like an angel.
  • I don't remember when we fell asleep.
  • Nobody needs to know.
  • Come back to bed, kid.
  • Hold on, don't cry yet.
  • I won't let you go.
  • Maybe I could be in love with someone like you.
  • Goodbye until tomorrow.
  • I have been waiting for you.
  • I'm not the only one who's hurting here.
  • I don't know what the hell is left to do.
  • I could never rescue you.
  • All I could do was love you hard and let you go.
  • So we could fight, or we could wait, or I could go...
  • I didn't see a way we both could win.
  • Goodbye.