but i don't remember it being posted

I know everyone remembers Alix as the reckless angry one who’s always ready to fight, and she is, but like… she’s also, in canon, really dorky and sweet?? Like how excited she is to get the pocket watch as her birthday present after seeing how cool it is, and reassuring her dad that she’s not gonna ditch him, and waving at Marinette’s parents, and just… look at this sweet happy child

And at the end of the episode when she thanks Ladybug for fixing her watch and says she’ll take better care of it next time and will try not to be irresponsible, it’s so Pure and Humble, she’s just such a Good

And Christmas episode??? Where she’s so happy to get sweets??? And happy to see Adrien’s okay??? And just generally so adorable and happy??? I’m love this child so much???

AND THE FREAKING PILLOW FIGHT IN PIXELATOR, WHICH SHE LOSES

In conclusion: Alix is an adorable precious bean in addition to being a terrifying little monster, this has been a PSA

Mother of (No) Mercy

So it’s my second time DMing ever and my 8 year old cousin wanted to have a D&D themed birthday party. I’m familiar with 3.5 so I’m glad to do it. So him and his brothers, the oldest of which is 14, and his parents, both in their forties, all play.

I make up an original Island Adventure scenario that’s basically a fetch mission for a magical item they can trade the locals for a boat to go home in.

So they were deep into the jungle of the island and hadn’t fought anything too damaging. But then I set them up against a Giant Constrictor that started to give them a run for their money. They had it down to less than half health when the monk (the 8 year old’s character) was knocked unconscious.

Me: And the Snake manages to grab a tight hold of Gantea. Thora (the mother’s fighter) is up next.

Fighter OOC: Can I shout a battle cry before I hit it with my warhammer?

Me: Sure, that’s a free action to me.

Fighter: RULES OF NATURE!

*Nat 20*

Table cheers.

Me: Ok, roll to confirm the crit.

*Nat 20 True Critical*

Table goes ballistic.

Me, in disbelief: So with the maternal savagery of a mother bear defending her young, you hit this snake so hard not only is its head taken off, but its entire skeleton is knocked clean from the skin. Gantea is no longer being constricted.

Fighter to Monk OOC: Remember this next time I tell you to clean your room.

Leaked concept art of Efi Odaele’s Ancharo drone.


This is Overwatch shitpost #2 for anyone who’s counting. I guess this is just a thing I’m gonna do whenever Blizzard introduces a new character…

(This was also a lot funnier in my head)

Small dump of random ideas I have on improving Fates’ plot in general

Because I’ve had these ideas for quite a while now, and it’s extremely unlikely that I get around to doing anything with them any time soon.

  • An explanation of what Valla actually is: My idea is that it was originally an entire country between Hoshido and Nohr, at the place where during the main story the Bottomless Canyon is. When Anankos went mad and rampaged, the magic energy involved created a rift between Hoshido and Nohr in the form of the canyon, while transporting Valla into this “floating island dimension”.
  • Explaining how the royal families of Hoshido and Nohr came to be/got their “dragon blood”: The divine dragons of Hoshido and Nohr (y’know, the ones depicted in the statues) could for example have chosen to permanently assume a mortal human form instead of risking to go insane like Anankos. They could have founded the royal families.
  • Replace the curse on Valla with something else: Instead of causing everybody who talks about Valla to “disappear” for vague reasons, they curse could cause everybody not from Valla simply constantly forget about it whenever they mention it (unless they’re IN Valla). For the main story, this’d mean that Azura and the avatar are the only characters capable of remembering the place because of their heritage.
    • In the backstory, this curse could be justified by the people of Valla starting the curse to prevent Hoshido and Nohr from attacking them - ‘cause let’s face it, having Anankos do that kind of rampage would mean that Hoshido and Nohr would damn well want to kill him.
  • Give Mikoto a bigger role by having her actually live past the prologue chapters: If those first couple of chapters are really kept the same, she could just fall into a ~~magical coma~~ from which she’d wake up either halfway or towards the end of the game, so that she only sees what the avatar decided on a while after it happened.
  • Give Garon a better role: Namely, don’t make him an undead slime monster, and let him act like an actual person instead of a generic villain. He could for example be still alive and well in theory, but at the same time be corrupted/possessed by Anankos.
    • On that note, the entire dynamic between Garon and Iago could be like that Theoden and Grima in Lord of the Rings, in that Iago is a servant of Anankos who’s making sure that Garon is under his control.
    • And related to the above, Yukimura could be repurposed into a villain another servant of Anankos on the side of Hoshido with Kotaro as his lackey. That could also help Hoshido being less of a “~~uwu sweet cinnamon peace nation~~* and be more morally even with Nohr.
      • On a rewritten Conquest, Yukimura could also basically lead Hoshido into war under the guise of acting on Mikoto’s orders.
  • Give the sisters legendary weapons.
    • Seriously, just do it.
    • I don’t give a shit if that means that the Yato’d have to have eight traffic lights on it for being powered up by each individual one, just do it.
    • Camilla wouldn’t even have to get an original one, she could just inherit Bölverk from Garon with the story noting that Xander originally was supposed to get it, but Garon saw that he was shit with axes while Camilla was great with them, so she got it instead.

I hear your coffee shop AU and raise you a fast-food-joint’s-night-shift AU. Because I’m made of bad, questionable ideas. Grimmjow is upset about something, and it’s not just that he ran out of booze. He’s too drunk to fuck.

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  • me: *lowkey wants to change my icon to something not jared/sam*
  • me: *instantly feels like a cheat*
  • me: *changes to another jared icon instead*
  • me: yes good
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I’m on mobile so I can’t add it to the original post, but seriously- why does Jensen’s “yum” look nothing like his handwriting? The y isn’t swooped at the bottom like he is usually does it. Handwriting doesn’t just change. And why does the m look more like the m in team than anything else he’s written?

Jason, Percy, and Capes

Or; Bi Ace Jason and His Journey of Self-Discovery

Or; Jason is Ace and I Am Projecting

So eventually Percy calling Jason “Superman” becomes kind of a thing between them. Jason only lets Percy call him that, and Percy uses it both to kind of tease Jason when he’s being extra heroic and praetor-y, and also as an affectionate nickname for his friend.

One year for his birthday, Percy buys him a Superman cape. He doesn’t wear it often, but it’s big enough that he uses it as a blanket a lot. When they hang out and play video games together, the winner gets to wear the cape. (He’ll never admit it, but sometimes Jason will let Percy win a little easier so that the cape will smell like sea breeze for a while after he leaves.)

A few months later, he sits Percy down and tells him that he likes boys as well as girls. Percy smiles, tells him that’s awesome! and that he does too, and hugs him. Jason hugs him back, burying his face in Percy’s shoulder. They watch a movie that night instead of playing video games, the Superman cape wrapped around them like a blanket where they sit shoulder-to-shoulder on Jason’s couch.

That year, Percy gets Jason another cape for his birthday. This one is just as big, but rather than red, it’s striped blue, purple, and pink. The bi flag, Percy tells him, a huge grin on his face. Then he unfurls it, and Jason sees the crudely sewn Superman logo in the middle. Jason laughs at that, head thrown back and just so damn happy, and Percy laughs with him. Jason refuses to take the cape off for the rest of the day (not that it mattered, since they spent the rest of the day bingewatching sitcoms on Netflix, but it mattered to Jason.)

Sometime later, they’re sitting next to each other on the couch, Percy’s legs flung across Jason’s lap, their video game controllers left on the coffee table from their last round. The bi flag Superman cape is tied around Jason’s shoulders since he’d been the one to blue shell Percy in the last seconds of the race and take first place. Percy leans forward, close enough that Jason can smell that sea breeze that just seemed to follow Percy everywhere, and starts picking at and fidgeting with the edge of the cape. So, if you’re Superman, he begins, nervousness wobbling his voice, is there any chance… I could be your Lois Lane? Jason smiles at him.

Things are going well between them. Dating is fun, even if sometimes their “dates” only consist of lighting a candle on the coffee table as they share a $5 pizza and watch cartoons together. Really, things between them don’t change much, they just get, well, closer. There’s more touching now, and for the most part, Jason likes it. He likes kissing Percy. He likes kissing Percy a lot, actually. And he likes the touching. He likes holding Percy’s hand, and he likes cuddling with him on the couch without fear of it being awkward. He likes when Percy comes up behind him and wraps his arms around his middle and rests his chin on Jason’s shoulder or presses his forehead to the back of Jason’s neck. He likes when they fall asleep curled up together and wake up with their legs tangled and Percy’s head resting on his chest, even if he drools, the bi flag Superman cape wrapped around them. There’s some things he doesn’t like so much, though. It’s nothing Percy’s done, because Percy would never do something Jason wasn’t explicitly okay with, but it’s the thought of it that bothers him. The thought of removing clothes and touching other places that leaves a distinct feeling of discomfort and repulsion in the pit of his stomach.

Unsure of what to do about it or what it means, he does the only thing he can think of and calls Piper. Surely, a daughter of Aphrodite would know what to do. He tells her what’s been going on, and when he’s done, she tells him that she thinks he may be asexual. When he lets out a noise of confusion, she tells him that it would probably be best if he talked to her half-brother Mitchell, since he actually is ace and could probably explain things better than she could. She gives him her brother’s number, and he thanks her.

Jason steels himself for what is to come. The talk with Mitchell had helped, and now that Jason has the proper words to put with what he’s feeling, he decided it was time to talk to Percy about it. It’s date night, which this time means takeout, a “clean linen” scented candle Jason had bought on sale, and a Star Wars marathon. When Percy steps through Jason’s front door, he greets him with a kiss and tells him he needs to talk to him before dinner. Percy nods, then asks if everything is okay as they sit facing each other on the couch. Jason nods, takes a deep breath, and carefully lays things out on the table, metaphorically speaking. He tells Percy about how much he likes being with him, but how the thought of doing… he fumbles for words… more… makes him nauseous. It’s nothing Percy had done wrong, just that this is who he is. He’s asexual, he explains, sex-repulsed. And he feels Percy has a right to know.

Percy has been nodding along as Jason explains things, ending with how he doesn’t think he’ll ever be okay with doing anything much beyond what they are doing currently. Okay, Percy tells him. He’s happy with how they are now, anyway, and he loves Jason so much that as long as Jason is happy, he will be happy, and that he’s happy Jason’s comfortable enough to tell him and that things are perfect as they are, and—

Oh.

He’d said—

I love you too, Jason says, and pulls Percy into a tight embrace for a few moments before pulling back and pressing a soft kiss to his lips. That kiss brakes when Percy’s smile grows too big for it. The rest of date night goes off without a hitch, and they fall asleep halfway through Return of the Jedi cuddled together under both Superman capes.

When Jason’s birthday rolls around again, he’s surprised when Percy hands him a familiar looking box. He opens it, and instead of blue, purple, and pink, the cape he pulls out is striped with black, gray, white, and purple. Percy’s grin is so bright Jason can’t help but smile back. He unfurls it, and sees the Superman logo stitched into it, slightly neater than it was on his bi flag one. He hugs Percy then, and Percy hugs him back, whispering I love you, Superman, into the junction of Jason’s neck and shoulder. There’s a lot of kissing after that. Then, they end up curled in the corner of the couch, legs tangled together and Percy half on Jason’s lap. Jason has his newest cape wrapped around his shoulders, while Percy has taken the bi flag one, and the red one lays across their laps. They talk for hours, about everything and nothing, from some new designs Annabeth has been coming up with to which flavor of Starburst tastes the best. Jason isn’t sure exactly when they drift off, but the last thing he remembers is nuzzling into Percy’s hair and being hit with that sea breeze as if he’s actually sitting on the sand and looking out at the ocean itself, and a passing thought about how comfortable and perfect he feels wrapped up there with Percy and all of their capes.

oreo-the-creative-nerd  asked:

Okay I used to do skating... That was until a few months ago where I slipped and gave myself a cuncussion... And forgot how to. But could you IMAGINE if Yuri slipped and had to be re-taught how to skate? Imagine the TEARS and how much Victor and Yuri would grow as a couple and just AHHHHHHH (I lurked your profile a while and had to drop this after a follow. Sorry)

WHAT that’s awful >: …I hope you’re okay.

I just imagine viktor holding yuuri’s hands to keep him upright as he wobbles on the ice & his heart is breaking but he keeps plasters on a  smile to be encouraging to yuuri. I’m sure there would be a lot of frustrated moments too. (& we all know.. frustration leads to crying lol evil)

something that speaks to the loneliness and self-deprecation intrinsic to bi women’s lives is that we understand our position in relation to straight men, we despise straight men for brutalizing us, and we know that our dynamic with straight men/attraction to men in general is extremely complex, whereas straight women don’t have this same view of and understanding of their relation and attraction to men 

Favourite Fanfic Tropes/AU’s

Just going to compile a list of fanfic tropes and AU’s that I love and will possibly attempt:

Neighbours!AU’s -

  • Helping out the new neighbour with broken windows that need to be shimmied a certain way to close, leading to a promise of ‘if you need anything else, you know where I am’. 
  • Locked out of apartments late at night and needing a place to crash. 
  • One apartment has a party and the other is super angry about the noise only to find out they’re new neighbour is, wow, like incredibly attractive. 
  • Passing each other every morning with a flirty smile as one comes in from night shift and the other is on their way to their day-job, but never exchanging names. 
  • Someone’s leaving you little notes of admiration in your mail box each morning before you wake up, you find that you’ve got yourself a secret admirer but who exactly in the building is it? 

FakeDating!AU’s- 

  • One half of the pairing has been invited back home by their overbearing mother who relentlessly tries to set them up with an old yet dull flame. In an act of desperation they ask the other to pretend to be their partner just for the week to get their mom off of their back. 
  • The classic fake date to an ex’s wedding trope which always goes down a treat!

Supernatural/Magic/Powers!AU’s-

  • Pretty self-explanatory, gimme superpowers and magic!  

College!AU’s

  • Drunk kisses at a Freshman party that are almost forgotten after the weekend, but oh shit, that’s him/her in my class and oh my god they’re looking over at me. 
  • Academic rivalry that is fuelled with an underlying sexual tension.
  • Misunderstanding the peppy sorority-girl/frat-boy as being an over-written cliche and getting to know the real them.

Going to update this as I remember what tropes/AU’s I love and hopefully get a few written at some point! Posting this just before I go to work which is why it’s short right now, I really need to get off the laptop and leave!

Does anyone else get emotional at random moments about how Dany has never really belonged anywhere?

Like I was just thinking about how I came home today from overseas and how relieved I am even though I enjoyed being away. Then I logged onto tumblr only to remember that Daenerys has never had a home of her own. Under the cut because I got a little carried away with my feelings as per usual. Basically just a post to remind myself of another reason why I’m rooting for Daenerys when the antis hate on her. With gifs because of feels.

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ice cream au part two.

Neil’s busy dealing with Aaron’s ice cream (pistachio, gross) when Andrew walks into the creamery. For a moment, all the twins do is stare at each other, which actually looks rather comical, before Andrew crosses his arms and viciously demands, “What is she doing here?”

Katelyn, Neil notices, has gone rather pale.

An ugly sneer works its way onto Aaron’s face as he pulls Katelyn close. Neil tries to make eye contact with Dan at the waffle cone machine, in the hope that she’ll intervene if a fight breaks out.

“Oh,” says Aaron, “Like it’s not completely obvious what you’re doing?”

Desperately, Neil finishes with the ice cream. “Strawberry, right?” he asks Katelyn, who is watching Andrew nervously. She nods, but Neil’s pretty sure she’s lost her appetite. He scoops out her ice cream in record time before stabbing in a small plastic spoon and passing it over the counter.

The twins seem to have ended their stare-down by the time Neil’s done, though the animosity between them is still almost tangible. He quickly rings up Aaron and Katelyn and prays that they won’t decide to stay at one of the creamery’s small tables. Katelyn offers him a shaky smile as he hands her the change, and he tries to give her one back. He still owes her for hours of patient tutoring.

Andrew looks furious by the time he arrives at the register, which is new for him. Neil is impressed by how aggressively he eats his ice cream as soon as Neil hands it to him, but refuses to be cowed by Andrew’s little temper tantrum.

“Palmetto would appreciate it if you don’t nearly start familial brawls on our premises,” he tells Andrew, counting out the coins.

Already done with the first scoop and taking huge bites out of the cone, Andrew fixes him with a glare. “Children should be seen and not heard.”

A grin stretches its way across Neil’s face. “Says the one who’s five-foot-flat and eating the ice cream that everyone over twelve complains is too sweet.”

Andrew scowls fiercely, biting into his ice cream and giving Neil sympathy shivers for his poor gums. “Oh Neil,” he sighs, “Don’t you know that the customer is always right?”

Neil starts for a moment, a terrifying buzzing in his ears, before remembering that he’s currently wearing his nametag, and that Andrew knows him anyways so it shouldn’t be a big deal. “That’s a flawed ideology,” he manages.

“Mmm,” Andrew agrees. “But a semester in your psychology class has showed me that you’re used to being wrong.” Dropping his change into the tip jar, Andrew raises his hand to give Neil a smug two-fingered salute as he walks away.

Did I tell you guys about this dream I had back in like….June or something where Broadway, instead of closing shows was downsizing them. So, in some sort of economizing move, Andrey was being shared by Great Comet and Bandstand. I don’t mean like Nicholas Belton was starring in both, I mean they had to write Andrey into Bandstand. He was a band guy. I think he played the triangle for the Donny Nova Band.

wildestheart4ever  asked:

I remember coming across an anti post concerning Allura being a teenager. Saying something about how it's the way she acts: About how she has her girlish moments, been shown having fun on that hover chair of her's when she was in bedrest, instigating the food fight, being moody. In my opinion it was one of the weakest arguments ever, cause like! They do know having fun and being childish doesn't end right? People in their 20s and beyond don't suddenly become these stiff and boring people....

listen if we’re taking the amount of fun characters have as the deciding factor in how old they are then i have some new age headcanons for the team, in order from oldest to youngest:

1. Keith:

rarely has fun, ever. majorly needs to Chill™. joined in with the squishy asteroid fight and that’s about it. refused to do laser gun noises. his idea of “downtime” is fighting bots on the training deck. estimated age: 45

2. Pidge:

also not good at having fun. didn’t join in the asteroid fight, spends half her time buried in a laptop working. understandable, since she’s trying to find her family, but still. did nerd out about that retro video game in the space mall, though. estimated age: 38

3. Allura:

pretty serious a lot of the time - very focused on being a leader. has fun but mostly on her own when others aren’t around. shut down the laser gun noises when everyone was having a good time. clearly needs to loosen up more. estimated age: 25

4. Shiro:

a serious and focused leader, but with a clear goofy side that comes out when encouraged by others. joined in with the food goo fight, asteroid fight, and the laser gun noises. actually a huge dork when you get right down to it. estimated age: 19

5. Hunk:

spends a lot of his time nervous, but knows how to loosen up. bakes to cope with stress. enthusiastic about the asteroid fight, but still pretty mature. hope for him, but he’s getting older and rapidly leaving the Fun Zone. estimated age: 17

6. Coran:

absolute goofball. skates around the hallways, has a full-on Red Paladin dress-up outfit ready to go at a moment’s notice, ranks Paladins by height. did you see him in Space Mall he had all those costumes ready to go i mean… come on. was way too into the food fight for him to be an adult. estimated age: 12

7. Lance:

clearly the baby. always goofing off and having fun. wants to play or chill all the time, never serious or focused. instigated both the asteroid fight and the laser guns. was super excited the first time he piloted his Lion. estimated age: 8

i’m sorry this is all based on canon facts so… looks like shallura is fine but all lance ships are now Problematique™ and Keith’s too old to be paired with anyone

anonymous asked:

I don't remember ck being this bad jesus

ever since sundae ramen was posted /ck/ just went downhill from there because nobody could ever strive to execute that feeling of primordial and visceral horror ever again

iatheia  asked:

Something that I've been thinking for a while, but with the recent discussion of the characters dying and/or being put on the back of the bus, I keep wondering if Patty still exists post Flashpoint. Julian has been around for... a year? before the beginning of season 3 (of course, no mention what he was doing in the original timeline), and he is in the meta taskforce. From the way Julian was talking back in ep 5, I'm tempted to think that Patty was not around in the new timeline.

What you say: Patty didn’t exist but Julian did

What I hear: Julian hated Barry to start b/c instead of Patty and Barry, Julian and Barry dated and it ended horribly wrong b/c Zoom and bullshit, and Barry didn’t reveal his secret about being the Flash. Julian is still bitter about all the lying while they were dating and everyone thinks Barry is still bitter as well when he enters the post-Flashpoint timeline.

Originally posted by always-in-my-heart-hs

The only one who doesn’t realize/remember that Barry dated Julian is Barry himself.